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00:01I'm home!
00:02Fuck yeah, I'm the first one.
00:04My name is Adora Delano. I'm 23 years old.
00:07And I'm a fucking Libra.
00:09I'm so excited I can pee.
00:11I don't fit in with society. I don't fit in with drag queens.
00:15Ow.
00:15For all the queens telling me that I'm not polished enough,
00:19I just want them to know that I'm a polished remover, bitch.
00:22Ugh.
00:23Not wearing any underwear.
00:26Hi, everybody. It's me, Ben de la Creme.
00:33Oh, there's one!
00:35My name is Ben de la Creme, and I'm 31 years old.
00:37Ben de la Creme.
00:38Yes, de la for short, de for shorter, Miss Creme if you're nasty.
00:42Party!
00:43Ben de la Creme is effervescent and optimistic.
00:46Wow, this is beautiful!
00:47I refer to her as terminally delightful.
00:49Oh!
00:50So positive, she could cause death at any moment.
00:52Well, I'm gonna park right next to you. We're already the best of friends.
00:54What's your sign?
00:55Oh, I never got one of those.
01:04Who is that?
01:09My name is Gia Khan. I'm 23 years old.
01:12Gia's a fishy girl. She's CCC. Crazy Cuckoo Khan.
01:17Just got off the boat, you know, a little trip from Asia.
01:20Just landed like fresh tilapia.
01:23Gia came out with a hula hoop with a pocket on it.
01:26And she was really living for herself, girl.
01:29I feel like you're gonna kind of be like maybe the motherly figure.
01:33The motherly? She called me old. All right.
01:36Oh, y'all wanted a twist, eh?
01:38Come on, season six, let's get 60!
01:42Yeah!
01:43Yeah!
01:43That bitch!
01:45My name is Laganja Strangia. I'm 24 years old.
01:48Hi, girls!
01:49Hi!
01:50Laganja is known for her wild and amazing dance abilities.
01:53Oh, cool!
01:54Oh, damn!
01:55She's ghetto, but she's also classy and glamorous.
01:57Miss!
01:58Miss!
01:59Oh, do you two know each other?
02:01We started together in the same club.
02:03Laganja and I are the best of friends, but when we do compete, that can get ugly.
02:08She's very competitive.
02:09Girls, about time they got some fresh fish up in here, honey.
02:12Yes, yes!
02:12So she rolls, so she rolls!
02:14Woo!
02:15Barf.
02:19Reporting for duty, April Carrion is in the house.
02:24Yeah!
02:25Good work, man!
02:26Hey, boys!
02:27I'm April Carrion. I'm 24 years old, directly from Guaynabo, Puerto Rico.
02:33And here I thought gays weren't allowed in the scout.
02:35April is a cross between Bjork and Coco Rocha.
02:39What's up, girl?
02:40You know, something weird, but something glamorous.
02:42You just parachuted in, girl?
02:44I'm not too sure about April's look, because it's giving me a little bit of butch.
02:49But, uh, she's cute.
02:51Now!
02:54Hey, bitches! Y'all ready to rock and roll?
02:58Woo!
03:01Oh, shit, I need to put these back on.
03:03I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
03:05I'm Kelly Mantle. I'm 37 years old.
03:08What's your name?
03:09Lovely to meet you. Laganja.
03:10Gorgeous.
03:11I am an actor.
03:12I've been on a bunch of television shows.
03:14But I promise I'm not gonna walk around reciting my IMDB page like some people we know from past seasons.
03:19Nice to meet you, sweetie.
03:21Nice to meet you.
03:22Absolutely.
03:22Kelly looked him up.
03:24The look was nothing to gag over.
03:26Glowing hearts on a simple dress is not giving me drag.
03:29This is awesome.
03:36Oh!
03:38Girl, what?
03:40An alien?
03:43Yes!
03:45Yes, mama!
03:47Come on!
03:48Pull it down, baby!
03:50Let us see!
03:50It was all dramatic and then it was just...
03:57I'm vivacious.
03:58I'm 40 years old.
04:00Mother has arrived.
04:02Yes!
04:03Yes, she is!
04:04Vivacious is the last original club kid in New York City.
04:08I'm living for this hat.
04:10Yes!
04:10Give me some hat right about now.
04:12My look is Libari abstract entity.
04:15Vivacious is living art.
04:17I cannot wait to see who the next girl is, honey.
04:20I wonder if she's gonna be as fierce as all of us or more manly.
04:26Ooh!
04:27Girl!
04:30You got she-male.
04:33She-male.
04:34Already?
04:35Wait a minute.
04:36There's only seven of us.
04:37There has to be more girls coming.
04:39Ooh!
04:39Does that mean this is all of us?
04:42Who can count this high?
04:43Is this an honor?
04:43No, honey.
04:44There has to be more.
04:45We interrupt this kiki to bring you a special bulletin.
04:50This season, the drag revolution will be televised.
04:53So don't adjust your sets.
04:56Because this extravaganza is being broadcast in HDS.
05:04That's high definition shade.
05:06Mm-hmm.
05:07We now return to our regularly scheduled competition.
05:11Already in progress.
05:12Yeah!
05:13Hello!
05:15Hello, hello, hello!
05:18Hi!
05:19Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race.
05:22Now, let's see.
05:23Is there anyone missing?
05:25Um, let's see.
05:25Um, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
05:30Seven, that's it.
05:31Ooh!
05:33Ooh!
05:34Ooh!
05:34Seven of us.
05:35I mean, is there no budget this time around?
05:38Because, for the first time, we're not having just one premiere.
05:43We're having two.
05:45Ooh!
05:45You are the first seven queens to arrive.
05:48This week, you'll be competing against each other.
05:52And one of you will be going home.
05:54Next week, it's part two.
05:57As seven new queens arrive.
05:59Because the only thing better than one big opening is two big openings.
06:04Yes, mama!
06:06This way, no one can get lost in the crowd.
06:09There's seven of us.
06:12And there's a fucking closer eye being watched on us.
06:14I'm fucking scared.
06:16But, if you play big, you can win big.
06:20The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race will receive a sickening supply of color evolution cosmetics.
06:27And I'll be cutting a big fat check for $100,000.
06:33Yeah!
06:34Woo!
06:35Oh, my!
06:37No more street corners.
06:39Okay.
06:40This week, we're going to celebrate everything we love about the boob tube.
06:46Hashtag, all TV, all shade.
06:49Oh!
06:50Starting with your first photo shoot.
06:53Yay!
06:54Woo!
06:55It's time to take a flying leap into season six.
06:59Oh, shit.
07:00It's season six, honey, and shit's getting gaggy.
07:11Adore my darling.
07:13Hi, Ru.
07:15Say hello to celebrity photographer, Mike Ruiz.
07:18Hi.
07:19And let me introduce the new and improved Pit Crew.
07:23They're buff.
07:24They're tough.
07:25And brought to you by the Gay Social Network Scruff Party.
07:29Now, to prove you're not the biggest loser, all you have to do is take a quantum leap
07:34and strike a sickening pose in the middle of this giant TV screen.
07:40Oh, shit.
07:41All right.
07:42Let's go.
07:43What I'm looking for from the girls in this challenge is amazing face, dancerly body moves,
07:48and confidence.
07:49I'm really scared that I might fly off this fucking thing, and heels are going to go flying
07:54here, and eyelashes are going to be on my chin.
07:56All right, kiddo.
07:57Don't be nervous.
07:58I'm going to talk you off the ledge.
07:59This shit is not like the business.
08:02Whenever you're ready.
08:03Okay.
08:03Ready?
08:04And you're going to count it off, right?
08:05Okay.
08:05Ready?
08:06One, two, three.
08:12The eyelash.
08:13Yeah, that was a little awkward.
08:15Okay.
08:16Do pretty legs.
08:16Like do, you know, like a dancerly thing.
08:19Ah!
08:21You did it again with the legs.
08:23Oh, I'm sorry.
08:23I'm a giraffe.
08:25A door looked like her limbs were all broken, but she gave really amazing face.
08:29This is like an episode of Queer Factor.
08:32Ben de la Creme, you're on air in three, two, one.
08:39Your body was good, but your face was a little extreme.
08:43Let's just do a pretty one now.
08:46Ooh, yes.
08:48Oh, yeah.
08:49Here's to the ladies who launched.
08:52Gia Gunn.
08:53Check out the size of that sack.
08:56Now on today's short flight, we'll be serving fish.
09:03Queen down.
09:04Was that good?
09:06Well, no, but you can try it again.
09:09Okay.
09:10I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.
09:12I know we're trying to give body and mug, but I'm just so scared of snapping my neck.
09:17Chi-chi-chi-chia!
09:22Was that better?
09:24I really thought you'd be better at going down.
09:27Gia may be fish, but she ain't flying fish.
09:31Laganja!
09:32Yeah.
09:33Come on down!
09:35Yes!
09:36You look just like Goldie Hawn in Overboard.
09:40Oh, I get that a lot.
09:41If you can go a little bit higher and a little bit further out.
09:44I'll go high.
09:46Queen Overboard!
09:47Yes!
09:48Gorgeous.
09:49She's giving you a young...
09:51Julianne Howell.
09:52Oh, yeah. Julianne Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
09:54Kelly Mantle!
09:56One...
09:58Two...
09:58Three.
10:02Oh!
10:03It's very Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz, like when she was in the tornado.
10:09You got one more chance.
10:10You got one more try.
10:13There's no place like foam.
10:16April, carry on!
10:18Three.
10:18Two.
10:19Uno.
10:23I am loving this new fall season.
10:26I can't get out.
10:27It's the Boogie Woogie Bugle Queen.
10:29We totally got the shot.
10:31Vivacious.
10:32There are two things I love about you.
10:35Your face.
10:38Let's go.
10:39Do you have a name for the head on top of your head?
10:42Ornacea.
10:43Ornacea.
10:44Okay.
10:45I believe you can fly!
10:48Oh.
10:49No, you can't.
10:52Ornacea was giving me face, but you, not so much.
10:57Oh, boy!
10:58Are you okay?
11:01Uh-huh.
11:02We got a good shot.
11:03I know it's a lot to wrap your head around.
11:08Oh, my goodness.
11:10Missed it!
11:11You did not jump with that head on!
11:12Yes, I did, honey!
11:14Oh, bitch!
11:14You girls look different as men, honey!
11:17Yes!
11:18Della definitely does not look the same, not a drag.
11:21I could not clock the spook.
11:23Well, I'm trying to give a look strolling across the room.
11:26But Gia is still a ladyboy, in or out of geesh.
11:30I feel so free.
11:32Like, free willy.
11:35Looking around the room, there's a lot of young queens.
11:38Vivacious and I are probably the older ones.
11:40I'm sure she's older, but, you know.
11:45This is like my 21st year doing drag.
11:4822 years.
11:5021.
11:51I have been in drag for 17 years.
11:55You better do it.
11:56You can never stop learning, you know.
11:58You can never stop studying your craft.
12:01Kelly drag caliber is just not to where I would expect it to be.
12:06For an experienced queen, if it's just not giving it, maybe it's just not for you.
12:16That is so cute.
12:18Oh, thank you.
12:19How is she though?
12:20Girl, what?
12:23How is she though?
12:24Fuck all the way off.
12:27All these girls have these crazy rhinestone dresses.
12:30And I brought like four gowns with me.
12:33So that is making me very insecure at this moment in time.
12:38Hello, hello, hello.
12:39Hello.
12:40Hi.
12:42I just finished binge viewing your on-air photos.
12:46Now, honey.
12:48And a couple of you fizzled.
12:51But one of you is a true falling star.
12:55The winner is...
13:01Laganja Estranja.
13:03I see her.
13:05Honey, these legs are everything.
13:08Condragulations, Laganja.
13:10Thank you, Ru.
13:12Oh, my God.
13:13I totally forgot.
13:14I am double parked.
13:17Girls, follow me.
13:26RuPaul's storage horrors.
13:29Uh-oh.
13:31Walk it out, walk it out, walk it out.
13:33Don't be jealous of my RuPaul.
13:35Okay.
13:36So, do you want to meet the other seven queens?
13:40Yes, mama!
13:44Oh, my God.
13:47Shit, God damn, motherfucker.
13:52Do you want to meet the other seven queens?
13:54Yes, mama!
13:56Oh, my God.
13:58Ooh.
13:59Well, first, you'll have to survive this week's main challenge.
14:04Oh.
14:05These boxes contain items inspired by some of TV's greatest hits.
14:09Yes. Okay.
14:10Now, using the junk from one of these trunks, you need to create your best high fashion drag look.
14:17Ooh.
14:18Laganja, you won the mini challenge, so you get to assign one box to each queen.
14:24I'm going to choose Dancing with the Stars.
14:27Good choice.
14:28Okay, Miss April, I'm thinking because of your entrance look, you might be able to take Duck Dynasty and make
14:34it work.
14:34I have a ring.
14:38Duck Dynasty.
14:39Is that for real?
14:41Ugh.
14:42Gia, darling.
14:44I'm going to go with Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
14:46I know.
14:47What about Vivacious?
14:49The Game of Thrones.
14:50Ooh.
14:52What do you have for a door?
14:53Golden girl, golden girl.
14:55I'm whispering Golden Girls.
14:58Like, Golden Girls.
15:00For my sister, I think I would like to go with Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
15:05Oh, you fucking bitch.
15:08Really?
15:09It's a golden girl.
15:10Oh, shit.
15:11I'm sorry, mama.
15:12Oh, no.
15:14It's fucked up, man.
15:15It's fucked up.
15:16What do you have for Kelly Mantle?
15:18I think I'm going to go with the Downtown Abbey.
15:21Well, that means that Ben de la Creme gets Golden Girls.
15:25Thank you for being a friend.
15:28Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
15:36Oh, my gosh.
15:38What do you think we got?
15:41Oh, she got some feathers, girl.
15:43Laganja, you hooked me up.
15:45Thanks, mama, for being so fishy to the fish.
15:51So, recnic stuff is crap.
15:54I got a box of crap.
15:57What is this?
15:59Crap.
16:00Like, literally crap.
16:01How are you, April?
16:03Do you hate me yet?
16:04Why would Laganja think I can relate to this?
16:08Total crap.
16:12She's fucked.
16:18Getty.
16:19I'm not happy that Laganja gave me Honey Boo Boo.
16:23I'm sorry, this smells so gross.
16:25I don't know if it's her strategy.
16:27I'm going to hear you.
16:28And if she did that on purpose, then...
16:32Karma.
16:34Hello, hello, hello.
16:36Hello.
16:36Hi.
16:38Here comes Honey Ruru.
16:40Yeah.
16:42Adored.
16:43Hi.
16:43Darling.
16:44You watch Honey Boo Boo?
16:45I do.
16:46But I wasn't happy that I got this.
16:48You were also a contestant on American Idol.
16:51Yeah.
16:52How does this experience compare so far?
16:54It's so crazy.
16:56Wait, which is crazy?
16:57This is crazy.
16:58When I was 17, I appeared on American Idol.
17:01I made it to the top 13.
17:04I'm proud of it, but I look like a lesbian Jonas brother.
17:08Now, do you sew?
17:09No.
17:10I don't understand you young queens who don't know how to sew.
17:13I don't get that.
17:14I know.
17:14I'll glue it or something.
17:15Yeah.
17:15I'm very passionate about this.
17:18Baby, I think you better chug lugs and go-go juice real quick and make it happen.
17:24Vivacious.
17:25Hi, Rue.
17:26How are you?
17:26Hi, darling.
17:27Now, Game of Thrones.
17:28You ever watch that show?
17:29Yes.
17:29I think it was the queen's daughter went to one of the other kingdoms and she turned around
17:33and had her dragon torch the whole kingdom.
17:35So, I'm just gonna try to get this as feminine as I possibly can with a cowl neck and a
17:41baby dragon.
17:42A baby dragon.
17:45Yeah, okay.
17:47Well, we want to see Game of Thrones translated through your eyes.
17:51Girl, it's gotta scream.
17:53Vivacious.
17:56Kelly Mantle.
17:57Hey, Rue.
17:58You remind me of a young Carol Burnett.
18:02She was my childhood idol.
18:03She's the whole reason I even started performing.
18:05Oh, yeah.
18:06So, you got Downton Abbey.
18:08I see some sort of antique lace.
18:10What are you gonna do for the top?
18:11This was in the box and I started thinking, this would make such an amazing corset.
18:16Very Kate Mossy.
18:17Yeah.
18:18Listen, you use the experience that you have.
18:20Okay.
18:21And bring it to this challenge.
18:22I will.
18:26April, how are you?
18:27Hi, Rue.
18:27So, you got Duck Dynasty.
18:30Yeah.
18:30I found these pants.
18:31Oh, yeah.
18:32They're sort of camouflage pants.
18:34I think I'm gonna really tailor these into a high waisted pant, just to make it high fashion,
18:39you know, because a pant can be hard to translate into high fashion.
18:42Yeah, it can be.
18:42Yeah.
18:43Especially if you're a man.
18:47Well, I think you need to take a risk.
18:50Hmm.
18:51Okay.
18:52I'm scared shitless.
18:53I'm not gonna lie, you know.
18:55I can't be the first queen to go home.
18:59J-j-j-jia.
19:00Hi, Rue.
19:01You got the Kardashians.
19:02Absolutely.
19:02Now, you seem a little bit behind.
19:04I need to make sure that I have the idea together first.
19:08Right.
19:08So, I'm thinking, um, some type of collar.
19:12And maybe something, you know, like, coming up here.
19:16Maybe something flowy, but I'm thinking I'm gonna go maybe, like, very gownish.
19:23Maybe, like, a dress.
19:27I don't have any idea what you're gonna do.
19:31And I'm worried that you don't either.
19:33Oof.
19:34Rue just clocked me.
19:36Alright, listen.
19:37I'm gonna let you get back to work.
19:38Okay.
19:39Alright, see ya.
19:41Alright, ladies.
19:42Gather round.
19:43Later, you'll be making your main stage debut.
19:46And we'll be joined by our extra special guest judge.
19:51My American Idol, Adam Lambert.
19:56So don't fuck it up.
20:04The stakes are high.
20:06I can't even think properly.
20:07Girl.
20:08The first queen goes home today and no one wants to be that girl.
20:11How do you take this off?
20:14So, I may have or may have not glued my garment to my mannequin.
20:19This is so horrible.
20:21Ah!
20:22I'm fucking ripping my whole dress.
20:25You good, baby?
20:25Go ahead, babe.
20:26I have a phone in a second.
20:27I make one attempt to help the bitch get the ensemble off of the mannequin.
20:32It was impossible.
20:35I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do.
20:37These bitches are basically ready at this point.
20:39I'm freaking the fuck out.
20:44Fuck!
20:47Main stage of America's Got Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent.
20:52Hello to the star of Two and a Half Boobs, Michelle Visage.
20:57Season six, bring out your bitches.
21:01Shake the dice and steal the rice.
21:03It's Santino.
21:05Welcome back, baby.
21:06Something's smelling fishy and they say it's Rue.
21:09And Mike Ruiz.
21:11Did you fall for any of my girls yesterday?
21:13I did.
21:13I fell hard.
21:15And President of the Glambert Nation, Adam Lambert is here.
21:20You look really good tonight.
21:22Oh, thank you.
21:22So do you.
21:23Oh, thank you.
21:23What are you doing after the show?
21:25Anything you want.
21:27For this week's big opening, we challenged our first seven queens
21:31to take leftovers from TV's greatest hits
21:34and create their very own runway couture.
21:37Gentlemen, start your engines.
21:39And may the best woman win.
21:42Now sissy that wild.
21:44J-j-j-j-jia.
21:46Keeping up with the Kardashians.
21:48Keeping up with the Kardashians.
21:52I'm the first one out on the runway.
21:54I'm ready to set that tone for those bitches that have to follow me.
21:58My legs are bronzed and tan for the gods serving up Kim K realness.
22:04Is that the long lost sister Mei Ling Kardashian?
22:07Kimora Lee Kardashian.
22:09Oh.
22:11April Karyon serving Tuck Dynasty.
22:15Is that a decoy in her pocket or is she just happy to see me?
22:19I'm walking on the runway for the first time ever and I'm rocking it.
22:24I can see Adam Lambert watching these thighs.
22:27He wants some chicken legs.
22:29I know it.
22:29Taking her duck out for a drag.
22:35Laganja Estranja.
22:36Serving Dancing with the Stars.
22:38Nomi Malone.
22:39Showgirl.
22:40Berry Queen of the Night Whitney.
22:42Where's your bodyguard?
22:43Oh, she's going that way.
22:45They can't handle me.
22:47It's lag for days, train for months, and face for years.
22:52Woo!
22:53Hey, solid gold.
22:55Uh-oh.
22:56Now sissy dad walk.
22:57Kelly Mantle.
22:58Now she's doing Downton Abbey.
23:00Christine Baranski's in the house.
23:03I've got my hair.
23:04I've got my makeup did.
23:06I've got my 28-inch weight.
23:09Okay.
23:09I am working it like a 90s runway model.
23:12There's some Christian wiggy in there.
23:14Is she getting wiggy with it?
23:15Uh-oh, hey.
23:19Adore Delano.
23:20Honey Boo Boo Child.
23:21Honey Child.
23:22I bet $100,000 and make her holla.
23:27I'm scared.
23:28I look like a fucking mess.
23:29But I do not want to go home.
23:32So I need to sell this garment.
23:34Like it's a 2004 Heatherette show.
23:37Shh.
23:38It's a wig.
23:42Representing the Game of Thrones.
23:44Vivacious.
23:45Yay.
23:47Merry Day in the house.
23:48That's right.
23:49Game of Thrones in the 4-1-1.
23:53I am walking down that runway and I am serving it down this thing.
23:56I am giving you old school style New York walk, walk, walk pose.
24:00What time is it on your crow?
24:02Welcome to her queendom.
24:04Ain't no red wedding here.
24:05Uh-uh.
24:06Uh-uh.
24:08Ben de la creme.
24:09Serving golden girls.
24:13Michelle Versa-
24:16Ben de la creme visage.
24:18It's my firstborn.
24:19I'm giving Ben de la creme in her full glory.
24:21I'm giving them the sex appeal, but I'm also giving them the camp and the fun and the goofiness.
24:26Cheesecake.
24:27Mmm.
24:28Eat it.
24:29Now sissy that wild.
24:30Welcome ladies.
24:31It's time for the judges critiques.
24:34First up, J-J-Jia Gunn.
24:37I think your look is well assembled.
24:39Your hair is flawless.
24:41I could tell that you're the feisty one.
24:42Absolutely.
24:43One thing I want you to be conscious of.
24:45A booty with an open leg cuts your leg.
24:48Absolutely.
24:49I like the booty.
24:51Thank you, Gia.
24:52Absolutely.
24:53April Carillon.
24:54I'm very excited that you changed your mind about that pair of pants.
24:59The pants weren't fitting and I look like a crazy man, really.
25:02You did a really amazing job of taking hyper-masculine elements and making a feminine look.
25:08You are gorgeous.
25:09You're gorgeous as well.
25:11Get a room.
25:13Up next, Laganja Estranja.
25:16Hey girl.
25:17Laganja, you're tripping on the skirt.
25:19Okay.
25:20Also lost your neckline completely.
25:22Right.
25:23I'm kind of loving how your hair blends in to the top.
25:26I think it's interesting.
25:27Absolutely.
25:28But I need more fish from you on stage.
25:30I felt like it was boy.
25:31Okay.
25:33You are filled with energy, are you?
25:35Yes.
25:36Go on.
25:38Thank you, Laganja.
25:40All right.
25:40Kelly Mantle.
25:41Is that bacon on your chest?
25:44What is it?
25:45They're flower petals.
25:47I'm still getting bacon.
25:49I think I was focusing more on the high fashion part of it.
25:53Because nothing says high fashion like white polyester.
25:56That skirt is horrible.
25:57Horrible.
25:58Horrible.
25:58Say what you will about the materials, but I think it's very feminine.
26:02And I like that.
26:03Adore Delano.
26:04Tell me about this outfit.
26:08Well, I had a vision.
26:10Like if I was an 80s mermaid who got her prom done by like Heatherette when he first started.
26:17Didn't have a sewing machine.
26:19Just learning how to make something out of something.
26:24I think you are so freaking cute.
26:27Oh, thank you.
26:28But it's pretty much fabric wrapped around your body with a belt.
26:31I'm not loving this outfit.
26:33The execution of the whole thing is not there.
26:36You know, you want to take that one last look in the mirror before you hit the runway.
26:40All right.
26:41Next up, vivacious.
26:43I can always tell when a New Yorker walks the runway because we have that kind of ball walk, that
26:47pepper la beija kind of.
26:48Okay.
26:49Yes, honey.
26:50I don't know.
26:51It's like this weird combination of Carol Channing meets Edgar Allan Poe.
26:54Oh.
26:54Okay.
26:55You know, you don't want to combine those two.
26:56You just don't.
26:57The worst part of your look is the hemline.
26:59It's just like you ran out of fabric.
27:02Next up, vende la creme.
27:04Did you sew this?
27:05I didn't.
27:06This is all just hot glue and desperation from head to toe.
27:09I wanted the craftsmanship to go with the Golden Girls theme and look like it was made by old arthritic
27:13hands.
27:15It's couture.
27:16It's a concept.
27:17It's stunning.
27:18All right, Dela.
27:19Thank you very much.
27:20Now, while you untuck in the form decor lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.
27:31Oh, that was...
27:32Hi.
27:33The Thack Man.
27:34The Thack Man.
27:35Woo-cha.
27:36I need a drink.
27:37I need four drinks.
27:40All at once.
27:41Just give me all four straws and...
27:43You know?
27:48Oh, my God.
27:50Look at this, honey.
27:52I feel like I'm coming to one of my giggies.
27:55I'm like, wow.
27:57I'm in the legendary room.
28:00The Untucked Lounge.
28:02So, how did everybody feel?
28:04About what?
28:13What the fuck?
28:15How'd everyone feel, y'all?
28:16Bitch, which part?
28:18Girl, there's 15 sections, honey.
28:19Which one?
28:20We've been through a lot so far.
28:22Mama Root is not playing this season.
28:24No, she's not.
28:25She is not playing this season.
28:26Seven girls and she's all up in the T like this and she is studying for coins and coins.
28:31Right?
28:31Having seven girls forces her to nitpick and really going for the kill in terms of what she's looking for.
28:37So, child, this is not gonna be cute.
28:39Can we say somebody is in trouble?
28:42Who thinks that they're safe and who thinks that they're gonna, like, go?
28:46I really think that there is, you know, the chance that I have to lip-sync tonight.
28:50Because you are borderline.
28:52If we're gonna be real honest, I know my runway walk was a little shaky.
28:55I will totally admit, I was nervous.
28:57My shoes were slippy and that's not usually something that happens to me.
28:59Especially, like, you know, when the music is pumping.
29:01Slip and slide, Willy Wonka, you know, Sea World, girl.
29:05I was a mess.
29:06I was a mess on the runway today, but you know what?
29:08I didn't expect to be that nervous.
29:10I did the best I could.
29:11I think I look fierce and that's what's important.
29:13And at the end of the day, if I have to lip-sync, then girl.
29:15You'll work it.
29:16I'm gonna work it.
29:17I'm gonna be lip-syncing for my life tonight.
29:19They served me breakfast with bacon.
29:22I was actually excited this morning when I put together, you know, what Michelle called the bacon.
29:27Is that bacon on your chest?
29:30What is it?
29:34I knew the sewing challenge was gonna be my downfall.
29:37And drag is your profession?
29:39Acting is my profession.
29:40Okay.
29:40You are very versatile, I'm sure.
29:43I'm gonna word it in a way not so, like...
29:47Drag is all about acting and playing a character,
29:49and I'm not really seeing that from her.
29:52And no shade, no tea.
29:53I'm just letting you know.
29:54Well, I went out there, honey, and I sealed that runway walking,
29:57but they still had something to say about the outfit.
30:00So, you know, if I have to be in the bottom, Miss Thing will have to sing for her life.
30:03And you walked it as well, because there were guys for your walk.
30:06Oh, bitch. Oh, yeah, what was your walk?
30:07Honey, I'm an old-school New York queen, honey.
30:09I hit that runway, and I am just walk, walk, walk, walk, pose.
30:12Walk, walk, walk, walk, serve.
30:14And I hit to the left, I turn, hit to the right,
30:16and the music is just pump, pump, pumping down.
30:20Boots.
30:21Honey, it's all the hips and the movement and all of that stuff.
30:24Oh, you're a ballroom-wise.
30:24But do you Vogue? Because you know I love some Vogue.
30:26I can pull it off if I need to.
30:28Okay.
30:28Okay.
30:29You have a Vogue history, right?
30:30Okay.
30:31I missed it. Do it again.
30:32Oh, oh, oh.
30:33Hashtag Vogue.
30:34Come on, Vogue.
30:35Come on, Vogue.
30:38Come on, Vogue.
30:41Come on, Vogue.
30:43Come on, Vogue.
30:43Come on, Vogue.
30:44Come on, Vogue.
30:45Come on, Vogue.
30:45Feeling like pussy.
30:46Feeling like cunt.
30:47Feeling like pussy.
30:48Feeling like cunt.
30:49Oh, see, you guys want me to sip that drink,
30:51and I'm acting like...
30:52Child, that's not cute.
30:56Aside from the drag, I feel like this competition
30:58is maybe even 50% personality.
31:00It is.
31:02Uh...
31:06It's charisma, girl.
31:07Like, we all have charisma, but like...
31:09Yeah.
31:09I mean, in certain challenges like this,
31:11if we're not, like, strong in sewing,
31:13you gotta fucking go, like, head first.
31:15Well, like, girl, you always go head first.
31:16Well, girl, it is what it is.
31:18Of course!
31:20At times, I think laganja might get annoying.
31:23Okay, me too.
31:25It's just too early to tell, you know?
31:34Like, girl, really?
31:46Really?
31:47No one else finished their drink?
31:49Mmm.
31:50Mmm.
31:51Mmm.
31:54Laganja has many pieces to her pie.
31:56She's a little bit ghetto.
31:57She's a little bit underground.
31:58She's crazy.
31:59She's fun.
31:59But I think, as Jay, I'm still a little boy.
32:02I still have insecurities like everybody else,
32:04and I still just want to be loved by everyone.
32:06And I don't think a lot of people know that about me.
32:09But everybody had myths through you, you know?
32:11Except you missing.
32:12I think you won.
32:13Yeah.
32:14I definitely think you won the challenge.
32:16I was not expecting that.
32:17I was terrified.
32:18Never gagging.
32:19And Michelle lives for you automatically.
32:21And I'm so glad because I thought maybe that she wouldn't like me.
32:24Vende La Creme, meet Michelle Visage, your doppelganger.
32:27Well, I must say, you have the most beautiful face tonight on the main stage.
32:33Vende La Creme Visage.
32:34It's my firstborn.
32:35It's hard for me to see the Michelle Visage resemblance because I've looked like myself for a very long time.
32:41You know, I developed my look separately, so it's just kind of like coinkydink.
32:46I was, like, in total shock because, you know, I had, like, a problem with, like, the whole pant situation.
32:52I think, though, as being specific to the challenge, I think they really adored your look and the construction you
32:58really put.
32:58I think they adore her as a person.
33:01Yes, the outfit's sickening, but I feel like you come here.
33:03But as a person, I'm, uh.
33:05Well, for the kind of.
33:07Of course.
33:10I can see behind Gia's eyes that Gia's clearly not gonna let anybody get in her way as things progress.
33:18You know, you're here for your charisma, and you need to, like, let people know who you are.
33:24You can't all rely on a look. This is Drag Race. Bitch, gotta get into it.
33:28Quit relying on that body!
33:34In the Silver Lounge, Laganja laid her cards on the table.
33:39If we're gonna be real honest, I've learned today, as much as I want to help all of you guys,
33:44I need to, you know, take the time to focus on me.
33:46Bitch, I'm ready to turn it out. So clear the runway, cause here comes Mama Laganja.
33:52You weren't shady when you handed out the boxes.
33:55I really tried not to.
33:56You were not shady.
33:56Because like I said, I don't want to win because I threw shade.
33:59At first I did.
34:00You know?
34:00At first I did because I taught you.
34:01No. No, girl, that's your sister.
34:03Yeah.
34:04No, girl, we're keeping it real.
34:05You keep it real a thriller.
34:06I thought she heard me and I thought she was like, oops, that sounds like, oh girl, we're playing like
34:10that this season.
34:12What do you have for a door?
34:13For my sister, I think I would like to go with, here comes Honey Boo Boo.
34:19She gives me fucking Honey Boo Boo child. Fucking dolla make me holla.
34:26You fucking bitch!
34:28Laganja is an amazing person. She's very helpful. She's talented to the gods.
34:33But Laganja is very competitive. And when we do compete, the dynamic is a little funny. So that can get
34:41ugly.
34:42You know who else I was nervous about, if we're going to be honest? Miss April.
34:46I think April is a little upset with me, to be honest. But I definitely didn't do this to purposefully
34:51hurt her at all.
34:52In fact, I really thought that she would enjoy the box.
34:56At first when you handed the boxes, I was, you know, definitely, I thought you were throwing shade at me.
35:01Because nobody wanted Duck Dynasty. I mean, let's be honest.
35:04Yesterday I went to my room because I was so frustrated. I couldn't do anything.
35:07But you know, I just thought in my head, like, things happen for a reason and I need to work
35:11this out.
35:12I threw no shade at her giving Duck Dynasty, but I secretly hoped, you know, she wouldn't be as fierce
35:17as me.
35:17But Mama is serving.
35:19You guys know I am, girl, sorry, I'm not shady.
35:24Girl, you are shady. You are shadier than a palm tree.
35:30Pinkaroo, I see you.
35:32What?
35:32Oh, my God.
35:34Girl, she's watching us.
35:35Please make your way over to the gold bar, where a surprise awaits you in your big pink furry box.
35:42Ooh!
35:42Gold bar, pink box. Another big box.
35:45I do not believe for a second that Gia's is furry.
35:48What?
35:49Oh, my God.
35:50Clearly not furry.
35:52Uh-uh, honey. Uh-uh.
35:59Oh, perfect.
36:01This is gorgeous.
36:03Wow, what?
36:04This just looks just like my closet at home.
36:06Girl, you don't need no carrot gold.
36:08Girl, this is fucking cute.
36:10Whose pink box is this? We need to rip that open.
36:13Well, who wants to go first?
36:15Clearly I'm the virgin, so let me go.
36:17Come on, virgin.
36:18Yeah.
36:19Oh, hell.
36:20Y'all ready, bitch?
36:21Yeah.
36:27What's it say already?
36:31In the gold bar, the girls had no idea what to expect for their first pink box surprise.
36:38You jump-started the competition with a flying leap.
36:41Now peep the cute landing and the crash landing.
36:46Oh, shit.
36:48It's our picture.
36:49We get to see the hotel.
36:51No!
36:52I'm really fucking scared.
36:54I'm not going to know what to expect, so I'm nervous for that, but I'm more excited.
36:58Let's party.
37:01Look, you're getting mermaid.
37:03I mean, I have no neck, but I look fucking cool.
37:05You don't have to nail the first photo shoot to be America's Next Track superstar.
37:14Girl, derpy face.
37:16I'm just, like, standing on something.
37:17Fish.
37:18Yeah.
37:18If you'd kick your legs up, you would've won.
37:21Too bad my legs don't bend.
37:27Gia, Gia!
37:28Gia!
37:30I don't know, girl.
37:31None of both.
37:32Let's be real, the knees, girl.
37:33Yeah.
37:34Gia gone.
37:35Honey, get off the pot.
37:37Mary, no shit.
37:37I had never had any experiences with heights before.
37:41I don't by any means feel like I'm killing it, but I also don't feel like I killed it,
37:48if that makes sense.
37:49All right, April.
37:50Now it's your turn, mama.
37:52Come on up.
37:52Yeah.
37:53That's not good.
37:54Not the head cut off.
37:55But look at your legs.
37:56The legs are ripe.
37:57She looked like one of my tia's.
37:59The bitch looked butch, girl.
38:01Vivacious.
38:02Vivacious.
38:03Yes!
38:04I think you could've won.
38:06She is old.
38:09But that's not a read.
38:10That's just truthful.
38:12Could we just look at how amazing that is if you just ignore her real face down there?
38:17Bitch!
38:18HDF High Definition Shirt!
38:23I don't think I had a bit.
38:27I don't do aerial acrobatics.
38:29I do jokes.
38:31So, it's a joke that I'm doing aerial acrobatics.
38:34Girl, were you embarrassed when you fell over that first day?
38:37No.
38:38Girl, did you know I thought you did it on purpose?
38:39Maybe I thought I did it on purpose, bitch.
38:41Maybe she did it on purpose because that's just her gaggy character.
38:49For the record, I just want to say that I didn't fall on purpose.
38:53I don't need to do that shit for attention.
38:55Have you seen my mug?
38:57God, I don't know what I think about that, girl.
39:01Look, I'm not embarrassed.
39:03I used to have wood shop in middle school and I would fall off the fucking stools all the time
39:06because I rock like this, if you guys notice.
39:07I do this a lot.
39:09Like, I rock back and forth.
39:10And my mom's like, stop, you look special.
39:13Every drag queen's relationship with their mother is super important.
39:17I don't know if anybody else had any struggle with their parents before coming.
39:21But, you know, it's definitely taken a toll on me, I think, just because my relationship
39:26with my mother just hasn't really been the best because she completely, like, just cut
39:32me off, you know?
39:33I wasn't even able to get, like, that mom to daughter kind of talk, you know?
39:38Or son, whatever.
39:39Like, I was able to speak to all my family except her.
39:42And it's not because we weren't capable.
39:44It's because she didn't want to.
39:46The hard part for me is that...
39:48What's happened, girl?
39:50What's happening?
39:50Are you okay, mama?
39:51What's up, girl?
39:52Are you okay?
39:53Okay.
39:54What's going on, darling?
39:55What's going on?
39:57The girls wondered what was causing Laganja to shed tears.
40:02What's going on, darling?
40:03What's going on?
40:04Laganja?
40:05This is hard to bring up the mother issue.
40:07Yeah.
40:08Hey, darling, what's going on?
40:10What are you thinking about?
40:11What's your relationship with your mother?
40:16God, I knew this shit would come up.
40:22I just...
40:24My mother and I have always been best friends.
40:27And ever since I started drag, you know, there's been a disconnect.
40:34My mother and I have been best friends my whole life.
40:38I didn't really fit in at school.
40:40I didn't really want to fit in at school.
40:42I just wanted to go home and see my mom and listen to Bette Midler and hang out with her.
40:47I look up to her so much.
40:49And she's such a smart, intelligent woman who's had such a huge heart.
40:55And I just feel that she can't see that within me.
41:01I think that drag scares them.
41:03I think that they're terrified that I'm going to be made into somebody that I'm not or that people won't
41:09love me because of this.
41:16You know what it is?
41:18You realize how smart your mom is, so it makes you question what you're doing because she doesn't understand it.
41:24Right.
41:25But you gotta understand that you're fucking amazing, Laganja.
41:28You surround yourself with a bunch of people.
41:29Absolutely.
41:30Listen.
41:30And I know that.
41:31It's just like, you know, I didn't really have a lot of best friends growing up.
41:34Sure.
41:34Guess what, mama?
41:35You just got six new ones.
41:37Amen.
41:37Okay.
41:38I think almost every queen has been through that situation to a certain extent.
41:42It's kind of painful because you have an art that you know you're good at.
41:45And the core of your being, which is your family, does not approve of what you do.
41:50So, it's hurtful.
41:52And we're not your friends, sweetie.
41:54We're your sisters.
41:55Your drag race sisters, bitch.
41:58Season six.
41:58Come on, season six.
42:00My mom told me that this isn't the future she sees for me.
42:03And that she saw a lot more for me.
42:06And she thinks as drag of less.
42:08And I hope to show her through this show that drag is not only more, it's everything.
42:13I hope that one day I can express myself fully and that they'll accept that.
42:19You will.
42:19You will.
42:20It's gonna happen.
42:21Parents should accept their children for whoever they are and what they love.
42:26And nonetheless, what they're good at.
42:28It's just drag.
42:30Can we get a...
42:31Amen.
42:31Amen.
42:32Amen.
42:33Amen.
42:34Amen.
42:36Yes.
42:37Just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
42:40Let's start with Gia Gunn.
42:42I wasn't thoroughly impressed by the ensemble she put together.
42:46I'm not trying to be shady, but I didn't really like her when she was talking.
42:49You know, her answer to everything was, oh, absolutely, you know, before we even finished
42:53the comment.
42:53But she was able to work the garment.
42:56Let's talk about April Carrion.
42:57I think she's beautiful.
42:59The face, the body, and also the outfit I thought was really high fashion.
43:03She hammered this challenge.
43:04For me, I've never been a fan when drag queens use their own hair.
43:08And if they do use their own hair, it can't have a man's buzz cut back there.
43:13I kind of thought it was kind of hot.
43:14Because you want to fuck her.
43:16Next up, Laganja Estranja.
43:20The thing around her head, and then this Elizabethan collar, and then that schmata on the bottom.
43:26It was just wah-wah.
43:28I liked that it was odd.
43:30There were certain proportions she was making with her hair going into that collar.
43:34But I think she's just trying too hard with her personality.
43:36Uh-huh, mama!
43:37You know, and like all of that.
43:38It's just annoying.
43:39Right.
43:40You know, when I see old footage of me from around that age, I'm trying so hard.
43:44I wish I could sit myself down and go, just be yourself.
43:47All right, let's move on to Kelly Mantle.
43:50Ordinarily, everything is better wrapped in bacon, but not Kelly.
43:55From top to bottom, it was off.
43:58That was a shake and go wig.
43:59The makeup was terrible.
44:00She was very lackluster, but despite that fact, I do feel like there's something underneath.
44:05I agree.
44:05You know, she's intelligent, she's funny, and she's a seasoned queen.
44:09Next up, Adore Delano.
44:12Now, her outfit was hideous.
44:15I think she's got that it thing that not all these girls have.
44:19She is charming, and she understands how to deliver a joke.
44:23But it was just a mess.
44:25All right, next up, vivacious.
44:28Girl.
44:29I think the hairline started down here.
44:32Well, she represents that really underground club storyline.
44:36Was she able to translate that into her challenge?
44:39No, I don't get that at all.
44:41But that walk was everything.
44:43I was fascinated by her character, and I want to see what she has in store.
44:46All right, next up, Ben Delacreme.
44:49I was so impressed with what she glued together.
44:53I mean, that was snatched on her body.
44:55It was so fitted on her hips and her waist.
44:58It was like a couture gown.
44:59It really was.
45:00You know, she has this character that she does.
45:02She kind of has a 50s I Love Lucy comedic kind of vibe.
45:06That personality can get old real quick.
45:10Silence!
45:10Silence!
45:11I've made my decision.
45:12Bring back my squirrels.
45:16Welcome back, ladies.
45:18I've made some decisions.
45:20First, I will not be granting immunity this season.
45:27Period.
45:29Make every moment count.
45:33Gia Gunn.
45:36You're safe.
45:42Laganja Estranja.
45:45You're safe.
45:49April Carrion.
45:51You're safe.
45:56Ben Delacreme.
45:58You were serving cheesecake and left us gagging for more.
46:05Condragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
46:07Thank you so much.
46:10Thank you so much.
46:11You'll receive a custom jewel package from Fierce Drag Jewels.
46:18Kelly Mantle.
46:20Your runaway look was a little Downton Shabby.
46:25I'm sorry, but you're up for elimination.
46:30Adore Delano.
46:32Adore Delano.
46:32Your couture was a honey of a boo-boo.
46:38Vivacious.
46:39Your runway strut was pure vogue.
46:43But your outfit was vague.
46:48Vivacious.
46:52I'm sorry, my dear, but you're up for elimination.
46:57Adore, you're safe.
47:01You may join the other girls.
47:04Two queens stand before me.
47:07Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
47:15The time has come for your lip sync for your life.
47:23I am not going home.
47:24I don't know what Kelly has, but I know one thing.
47:27I know how to eat a stage.
47:29Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
47:32Come on, girls.
47:34You believe in love?
47:36Cause I got something to say about it.
47:38And it goes something like this.
47:41Don't go for a second best, baby.
47:44Put your love to the test.
47:46You know, you know you've got to make him express how he feels.
47:51And baby, then you know your love is real.
47:56You don't need that.
47:57Kelly is serving faith, serving lip syncing.
48:00But then Vivacious, she's like stirring like.
48:04And I'm feeling that.
48:06I'm living.
48:06I'm living.
48:07No, they never last.
48:08No, no.
48:11You've got to make him expressive.
48:14Vivacious is stalking it.
48:16I would have thought Express Yourself is up Kelly's avenue.
48:20Or more to her age group.
48:22Express Martin's got a feeling ready to find it.
48:26It's yourself.
48:34Ladies.
48:35I've made my decision.
48:44Vivacious.
48:45Shantae, you stay.
48:48Thank you, Ro.
48:49You may join the other girls.
48:53Kelly Mantle.
48:54I am so glad we had this time together.
48:59Now, sashay away.
49:05Unfortunately, I didn't get to stick around to sing or act.
49:09But I'm not a sewer.
49:10I have little sweatshops in Van Nuys that does that for me.
49:14Don't wear bacon.
49:15Don't wear bacon.
49:16Don't wear bacon.
49:17Ladies.
49:19Condragulations for making it through my first big opening.
49:23Next week, seven new queens arrive to compete for the very first time.
49:28And the week after that, your two groups will merge.
49:31And then, child, it's going to get severe up in here.
49:35Oh, come on.
49:36Oh, my mama rules.
49:38Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
49:42Can I get an amen up in here?
49:44Amen.
49:45All right.
49:45Now, let the music play.
49:47You know, I'm upset and I'm pissed off that that's just the way the cookie crumbles.
49:52I mean, I'll just go have breakfast with pork chops and we'll be the first ones eliminated over my bacon.
50:00I like my bacon.
50:02I made my bacon on my own and I don't cook either.