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00:10We're back in the workroom, it's really exciting to have finished our first challenge.
00:16We're just all excited to move forward to the next step.
00:22Oh, it's Kelly's message.
00:25Eat my work, mama.
00:28How lucky were we to get to share the first episode with our sister, Kelly, y'all?
00:32But how much more lucky are we that we didn't get eliminated?
00:35Yeah!
00:37I was about to have an emotional breakdown on stage today.
00:40This is so serious for me.
00:42I'm here to fucking play the hard game.
00:44I wonder what the next troglodytes are like.
00:48We're gonna eat them alive.
00:50It's gonna be us against them, and it's gonna be like this.
00:53Bitches, leave them a fucking message on the damn mirror.
00:55I know, right?
00:55Okay, okay.
00:58This is the beginning.
01:00Hey, ladies.
01:03I hate to break up a good time, but I've got company coming in the morning, darling.
01:08So shut your stinking pie hole!
01:10They got a fish!
01:19The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a sickening supply of Color Evolution Cosmetics
01:23and a cash prize of $100,000 with extra special guest judge, Khloe Kardashian.
01:30The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race is the best woman of RuPaul's Drag Race.
02:00Drag queen who's early, that never fucking happens.
02:04I am an insult comic, just like Don Rickles.
02:06Looks like the party, but in a dress and prettier and not as old.
02:10Perhaps they all went home after they heard that I was here.
02:12I feel it's my duty to show America that some queens have good teeth and good hair.
02:20I am Trinity K. Bonet. I am 22 years of age.
02:23Hi.
02:24Hi.
02:24Trinity is video fish. I'm about as close as you're going to get to Beyonce.
02:28Oh, look, a party.
02:29It looked like a party just happened.
02:31There was cupcakes that had already been eaten and streamers all over the place.
02:34It's a mystery.
02:37Oh, wow.
02:42It's pretty cool.
02:44This is kind of awkward.
02:47Cool.
02:50Trinity reminds me of a dear friend of mine from New Orleans.
02:53She's dead.
02:55I'm Joslyn Fox. I'm 26 years old.
02:58Joslyn Fox is all about the look and showing body.
03:02Joslyn Fox is one foxy lady.
03:05Wah, wah.
03:07Hi, Joslyn. I'm Bianca.
03:09Nice to meet you.
03:09Nice to meet you.
03:10Apparently, Joslyn wore every fucking piece of jewelry she owned.
03:13It looked like she went to Claire's boutique, fell on a sail rack and said,
03:16I'll take it.
03:18Those are nice legs.
03:20She's a pirate. One of those legs are wooden.
03:22I do like to eat at IHOP.
03:33Milk.
03:34She does a body good, girl.
03:37I'm Milk.
03:38I'm 25 years old.
03:40Milk is a club kid, a very conceptual performer.
03:42She is not one note.
03:44She is an entire symphony.
03:47Hi, ladies.
03:48Milk walking the room.
03:49You didn't think she was in the circus.
03:51New York queen.
03:52I am.
03:53With those lashes.
03:54Look, you know, I go for the subtle look.
03:55We're all just a bunch of clowns, aren't we?
03:57No.
04:01Oh, wow.
04:03My name is Magnolia Crawford.
04:05I'm 28 years old, and I am Seattle's sexiest drag queen.
04:09I'm not sexy.
04:10Seattle's funniest drag queen.
04:12I'm not funny either.
04:13Um, I view myself as the world's most glamorous trash queen.
04:19Look at that nose.
04:20Her contoured nose to death.
04:23Oh, who are you pointing at?
04:25Nice to meet you, Bianca.
04:27I thought she was a fucking swordfish.
04:28She could flip pages in a book.
04:31What inspired your look today?
04:33Well, I was feeling kind of animal.
04:35I've got the lions.
04:36All I thought you were going for Peg Bundy.
04:40Is this America's next top model?
04:43Oh, sorry.
04:46Just kidding.
04:47My name is Courtney Ack.
04:49I'm 31 years old.
04:50I'm originally from Sydney, Australia, but now I live in West Hollywood.
04:53Hi, everyone.
04:54Hi.
04:54Hi, Courtney.
04:55I was starstruck.
04:56Nice to meet you, Courtney.
04:57Big fan of yours.
04:58My name's Dazzle Puck.
04:59It's like meeting a celebrity.
05:00I love Courtney.
05:01I guess my reputation could intimidate the other queens.
05:04I'm most famous for being a finalist of the first season of Australian Idol.
05:08So, what type of entertainment are you?
05:09I'm a singer.
05:10Oh.
05:10Live?
05:11Yeah.
05:11Oh, fuck you.
05:15Courtney looks like a girl.
05:17Very pretty, but that doesn't impress me.
05:20It's not drag.
05:23I hear Clydesdale.
05:25They better widen the doorways and reinforce the runway, honey, because a big girl's in the house.
05:31I'm Darian Lake.
05:32I'm 24 years old.
05:33And I'm a compulsive liar.
05:36I was picked fan favorite on the online Facebook contest.
05:39Hi, I'm Darian.
05:40I'm Milk.
05:41Milk.
05:42I'm heavy cream.
05:44Some of the queens are pretty.
05:45I'm prettier.
05:46Some of them are funny.
05:47I'm funnier.
05:48And some of them are big, but I'm bigger.
05:50Hi, I'm Magnolia.
05:51Magnolia.
05:52It's a springtime flower.
05:53I'm just begging to be pollinated myself.
05:56Oh.
05:57What has been going on here?
05:59I have no idea.
06:01Somebody's been here.
06:02Did you see that?
06:03Oh.
06:04I don't get it.
06:06Oh.
06:07Girl, you got she mail.
06:11What?
06:14Shouldn't there be more chicks?
06:16Welcome, my queens.
06:17You might think you were tardy for the party, but it's not about who comes first.
06:22It's about who can last the longest.
06:26Now you've got to fight for your right to party.
06:31My voice is so fishy right now.
06:36Hello, hello, hello.
06:40Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race.
06:43Now, you may have noticed that you're not the first queens to arrive.
06:48In fact, last week, seven queens came, competed, and one has already sashayed away.
07:00Oh.
07:01Now, on the bright side, by splitting you into two groups, your chance to snatch my attention
07:07is better than ever.
07:08But, on the shady side, there's a one in seven chance that you'll be eliminated before you
07:15even meet the other queens.
07:17The pressure is on, ladies.
07:19Are you ready for your big close-up?
07:21Classic Ru, full of a lot of surprises.
07:23Let's go.
07:25Bitches are sweating.
07:27Coming up.
07:28Now, what's the K stand for?
07:29Kardashian.
07:30Honey, you're giving me some Kardashian ass in that dress.
07:47Bianca Del Rio.
07:49I usually don't like going first, unless it's a bathhouse, so this should be fun.
07:53Say hello to the dreamy Mike Ruiz.
07:56Mike is here to shoot your slumber party photo shoot.
08:00You'll be posing in bed with all four members of the Scruff Pit Crew, super-sized for your
08:06pleasure.
08:07Now, you need to give us face and deliver a super-sensuous pose, no matter what pops up
08:13or pops in.
08:15What I'm looking for is for the girls to really stand out in the photo.
08:19I'm from the South, so it feels like I'm with my cousin.
08:23Okay, here we go.
08:25Make dirty, filthy love to the camera.
08:28It's hard to stay up.
08:30I think we might need to take it up a notch.
08:33Amp it up a little bit.
08:34Oh, God.
08:35I have an idea.
08:37Pillow fight!
08:38Oh, shit!
08:41Oh, yeah.
08:42Ooh, sexier!
08:43It's difficult for someone like me to be sexy.
08:47Have you seen me?
08:48I'm clown realness.
08:50Get that feather out of your mouth there, yeah.
08:53Hope you had your bird flu shots.
08:56Trinity K. Bonet!
08:58Work it!
08:59Feel her up.
09:00Oh.
09:00Bru, I think we need to take it up a few notches.
09:03Are you talking Dutch oven?
09:04Yes.
09:05Pillow fight!
09:06Oh.
09:07Okay, now, play to the camera, Trinity.
09:09Yeah, work it!
09:10I love doing photo shoots and try it.
09:12That's gorgeous.
09:13I'm a supermodel.
09:13Beyonce, push Michelle out of the way.
09:17Yes.
09:17It's a slumber party massacre.
09:21Jocelyn Fox.
09:22There's a fox in the hen house.
09:24Oh, you're giving me a little Raquel Welch there.
09:27Feathers are flying everywhere.
09:28Pillows are coming in my face.
09:30This is pure chaos.
09:31Oh, dear.
09:32Yeah.
09:37Jocelyn.
09:37Girls.
09:38How was it?
09:39That was a mean trick.
09:42I'm noticing that Jocelyn's skirt continue to rise all day.
09:46I'm going to need her to put some panties on or some boy shorts or something.
09:50Is there a bottom half to that dress, girl?
09:52Hello.
09:53I couldn't fit it in my suitcase.
09:57That's gorgeous.
09:58Beautiful.
09:59Oh, yeah.
10:00Courtney Act is Courtney Act.
10:03Courtney knows how to do sexy.
10:04She's a natural.
10:05Yes.
10:05Eat your heart out, Colleen, eh?
10:07But you know what, Rue?
10:08I think we need a little something extra.
10:11Poppers?
10:13Pillow fight!
10:16Bingo!
10:18Yes!
10:21Oh, work it out.
10:23Yes, Mama.
10:24That's what I'm talking about.
10:25Oh, yes.
10:29Corny is so funny and sexy and really nailing this challenge.
10:34Mother, may I sleep with danger?
10:37Magnolia Crawford.
10:39Plate to the camera.
10:40You need to serve that face, girl.
10:42We're losing it.
10:45All right.
10:46You're killing me, Mary.
10:49Who's thirsty for milk?
10:51Lower milk.
10:53Stay focused.
10:55Hot milk.
10:56Yes.
10:57Flash that Lauren Hutton smile.
10:59Careful.
11:00Those feathers are collecting.
11:01In your cleavage.
11:03Oh, there's that cookie I had earlier.
11:04Oh, wow.
11:08Motor boating on Darien Lake.
11:11Oh, good morning.
11:14Oh, my God.
11:15Did you enjoy it?
11:16That was fun.
11:18Oh, my God.
11:19Hey, Jaslyn.
11:21I'm trying to recognize everybody out of drag.
11:24Everybody's de-dragging, and it's kind of fun to see the man behind the curtain.
11:27Oh, that felt good.
11:30I'm just as surprised to see that Bianca Del Rio is a real human being underneath all of
11:34that clown makeup.
11:36Oh, boy bodies.
11:37As a boy, Courtney Act is the cutest.
11:40She's tan with that beach blonde hair.
11:43I normally don't do dairy, but for milk, I'll make an exception.
11:48Hello, hello, hello.
11:50Hi.
11:51And who the hell are you?
11:55Ladies, I've pulled an all-nighter reviewing your slumber party photos.
12:00Some of you were a wet dream come true, and others were a real snooze.
12:05But the winner of your first mini challenge is...
12:12Oh, whoa, where'd that come from?
12:15Trinity K. Bonet.
12:17Woo!
12:19I won't for first photo shoot, Charlotte.
12:22Condragulations.
12:23I'm posting your photo on the RuPaul's Drag Race Instagram account, so everyone can like it.
12:29That's good.
12:31Now, as a little surprise, I have a party favorite for each of you.
12:36Oh, Scruff Pit Crew!
12:38Oh, my.
12:40Look at those packages.
12:42For this week's main challenge, you need to create your best life-of-the-party high-fashion couture.
12:49Hashtag, party like a drag queen.
12:51Using only the leftovers from one of these party packs.
12:55There's toga party, luau party, princess party, quinceanera, St. Patrick's Day party, Republican party, and my favorite, hoedown.
13:08Trinity, you won the mini challenge, so you get to pick yours first, and then re-gift the others.
13:16I want the princess party.
13:17Now, which box have you chosen for Darien Lake?
13:20St. Patrick's.
13:21St. Patrick's Day party.
13:22What about Jocelyn Fox?
13:27Quinceanera.
13:28Quinceanera for Jocelyn Fox.
13:30Yay!
13:31Magnolia Crawford.
13:33How dare.
13:35All right.
13:36What about Courtney Act?
13:37Republican.
13:38That seems fair and balanced.
13:40For Bianca Del Rio, luau.
13:42Hope I get laid.
13:45So that means that milk gets the toga party.
13:49Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
13:55This is the first challenge, and I want to fucking win.
13:58I got bills to pay.
13:59I got dogs to put through college.
14:03Coming up, what kind of silhouette are you planning?
14:05I'm thinking very kind of, like, sort of, maybe not quite, more, oh God, I don't know.
14:24Oh, look, Courtney.
14:25What?
14:26My hairy nuts.
14:27Oh.
14:28Those aren't cha-cha heels.
14:30Today's challenge is to create a high fashion outfit based on what we have in our party box.
14:36Hmm.
14:37Okay.
14:38It's like Christmas.
14:43Ooh.
14:45There's every color you could ever think of.
14:47Ooh.
14:48I love everything in my box.
14:50I have house numbers.
14:52A house number?
14:53It's your age.
14:5451.
14:5515.
14:56Stick them on your head.
14:57See if anybody comes to visit.
14:59Knock, knock.
15:02Okay.
15:03Hey.
15:04That's ugly.
15:05Oh, my God.
15:07This is awful.
15:10I got a bunch of shit.
15:12It has nothing to do with my style.
15:15Jesus Christ.
15:17It's the first challenge.
15:18Good God, girl, get a grip.
15:19That's ugly.
15:22Hello, hello, hello.
15:24Hi.
15:24Hi, RuPaul.
15:25How are my party monsters doing?
15:29Darien Lake.
15:30Hi.
15:30Luck of the Irish.
15:32Oh, hey.
15:33Lee, Lee.
15:34Oh.
15:35So, now, of course, the box is a St. Paddy's Day party box,
15:38but the challenge isn't to do Leprechaun.
15:41Right.
15:42But it's to interpret the box to Darien Lake style.
15:46Exactly.
15:46And what kind of silhouette are you planning?
15:48I'm thinking a very kind of, like, glamour, executive, sort of.
15:55Maybe not quite.
15:56More, oh, God, I don't know.
15:59You know.
16:01So, it's in process.
16:03Is that what you're saying?
16:04Mm-hmm.
16:05Dead.
16:06Well, lucky the Irish to ya.
16:09Trinity K. Bonet.
16:11Hey, what it do, Mama Ru?
16:12Now, what's the K stand for?
16:13Kardashian.
16:14Kardashian, really?
16:16So, now, you've got the princess party box.
16:18Yes.
16:19What are you planning for it?
16:20I wanted to play with two types of princesses.
16:23Futuristic, Princess Leia, and Princess Kate.
16:26Kate Middleton.
16:27Exactly.
16:28Okay.
16:29Yeah.
16:29Yeah.
16:30So, you're somewhere between Star Wars and Buckingham Palace.
16:34Mm-hmm.
16:36So, um, great.
16:37I'm going to be looking out for you.
16:40Courtney Act.
16:41Hi, RuPaul.
16:42I caught you in the act.
16:42You did catch me in the act.
16:44Thank you for explaining my name to America, because I know that in American accents, it
16:48doesn't always work, except maybe in Boston.
16:51Right.
16:52Courtney Act.
16:52Courtney Act.
16:53Yes.
16:53Is this Courtney Act style?
16:55Because you show a lot of body, don't you?
16:57Yeah.
16:57Yeah.
16:57I'm sure that Michelle will say, Courtney, stop relying on that body.
17:02Just make sure you don't come down the runway looking like the dog's dinner.
17:06See you later.
17:07Thank you, Ru.
17:09Bianca Del Rio.
17:10You can call me Jiggly.
17:12I've got to ask you, that rapid-fire quick whip, did you always have that?
17:16It's just instinctive, and I call it my little Rolodex of hate, so when you're faced with
17:20the situation, you just roll through and you go, what do I have?
17:23What do I have?
17:24Now, you have a background in fashion.
17:26I work for a Broadway costume company in New York City.
17:28We build costumes, so it comes in handy when you're a drag queen, you know?
17:31Absolutely.
17:31So, I'm assuming you're going to kill this challenge.
17:34I hope.
17:34I can't wait to see what you walk down that runway with.
17:36Well, thank you.
17:37I'm looking forward to it.
17:37All right.
17:38See you then.
17:38Okay.
17:39Thanks.
17:41Magnolia Crawford.
17:42Hi, Ru.
17:42How you doing?
17:43I'm feeling really, real honky-tonky, ready for a hoedown.
17:46That's the party box you got, is the hoedown.
17:49That's the box I got.
17:52What was in there?
17:53Hideous fabric.
17:54Really?
17:54I got a big old sheet of denim.
17:58Oh, denim is good.
17:59We like denim.
18:00Yeah, I don't think it screams high fashion.
18:03There's this brown, which looks like shit.
18:07What is Magnolia Crawford style?
18:09I think of myself as a glamorous trash queen.
18:12Uh-huh.
18:13Things that are so ugly, they're pretty.
18:15Well, listen, this challenge could be right up your alley.
18:19Turn it out, Magnolia Crawford.
18:23Okay.
18:25Jocelyn Fox.
18:27Hey, Rizzi Q.
18:28Now, which box did you get?
18:30Quinceanera.
18:31So, what do you have planned?
18:32I finally selected narrow down my fabrics.
18:36Yeah.
18:37That's a lot of fabric.
18:39Well, I want to avoid it being too loud and too busy.
18:44All right.
18:45All right.
18:46Thank you, Rizzi Q.
18:48Well, hello there, Mel.
18:50Hi.
18:50Are you wearing acid wash hot pants?
18:54I am.
18:56What is Mel all about?
18:58She is big and scary, freaky and creepy, and that's what I love to do.
19:04So, your camp aesthetic, how is that going to meet with high fashion?
19:09I'm going for sort of Xanadu, like, jumpsuit.
19:13Oh, boy.
19:14Okay.
19:15Do you think you can make a jumpsuit high fashion?
19:18I do.
19:19Yeah.
19:19Yeah.
19:20Well, listen, I just got to tell you, you're up against a lot of competition, and you'll be
19:24under a lot of scrutiny.
19:25I really want my first impression to be unique, something very milk.
19:29I'm still doing pants.
19:33Ladies, gather round.
19:36Now, tomorrow, the party moves to the main stage, where we'll be joined by our extra special
19:42guest judge, Bible, Khloe Kardashian.
19:48My idol, Khloe Kardashian.
19:51I'm in heaven.
19:53Are you keeping up?
19:54Don't fuck it up.
19:56See you later.
19:59Coming up.
20:00Thinking about wearing facial hair.
20:02Really, queen?
20:03Hope you're packed.
20:05You think this represents you?
20:06I can't even begin.
20:08You've got to bring it every time.
20:09Okay.
20:09This is the motherfucking Olympics, girl.
20:18Good morning, workroom.
20:20This morning, we're back in the workroom, finishing up our looks for our very first runway.
20:25Stuff to do.
20:25Stuff to do.
20:26One of us is going home, and we done already unpacked all our shit.
20:29Ain't nobody trying to pack it back up.
20:32Sometimes when drag queens wear pants, you get that lovely moose knuckle effect.
20:36And it is white.
20:37What goes on the middle?
20:39She's just wearing her tits out.
20:40Oh.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Thinking about wearing facial hair.
20:44Okay.
20:46A beard.
20:47Really, queen?
20:48I mean, I'll do anything to make myself look different.
20:51Okay.
20:52Hope you're packed.
20:54Nice knowing you.
20:55Bitch.
20:56Of course I'm getting weird looks for throwing on a beard.
20:59I don't care what they think about my look.
21:01Screw them.
21:03That will go underneath, and then this will go underneath as well.
21:08Wow, it's a production.
21:11Jocelyn's outfit is a little busy.
21:13I couldn't stop myself.
21:15Actually, it's really busy.
21:18And these are my shoes.
21:19No one's ever seen a quinceañera quite like this.
21:22In this challenge, I may be underestimated by the other queens, but I plan on being the black horse in
21:27this competition.
21:29Do you mean dark horse?
21:35Oh, it is dark horse, isn't it?
21:39I've always said black horse.
21:41I think I'm going to start putting on my face.
21:47So, like, in Australia, you kind of, like, Natalie Imbruglia famous.
21:50I'm a household name.
21:52If you say Courtney Act, they'll know who you're talking about.
21:54I was a finalist on the first season of Australian Idol.
21:57I got signed to Sony BMG.
21:59I toured around the country.
22:00And I've gone on to have a really great and wonderful career in Australia.
22:04You're a big deal.
22:05I'm not nervous at all about going up against Courtney Act.
22:09I don't see a lot of, like, drag there.
22:11I was on a Stereo Shop commercial, but it was only local.
22:14Tell me about that.
22:15We were in drag.
22:16They wanted some local, like, celebrity type people.
22:20And none of them were available, which is why you took the job.
22:22Oh!
22:23Oh!
22:24I'm kidding.
22:25It's true.
22:32Milk has put on a beard.
22:34Oh, she's beardsy, huh?
22:36What the fuck?
22:38Really, queen?
22:39I spent all fucking morning shaving mine off.
22:41Hello?
23:05Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race, Michelle Visage.
23:10My gorgeous steel magnolia.
23:13Santino Rice.
23:14Are you ready to party and play?
23:17And drag race superfan, Khloe Kardashian.
23:21Now, have you ever partied like a drag queen?
23:23Oh, honey, do you not know my family and my sisters?
23:25We're all queens at heart.
23:28Hallelujah.
23:29This week, for part two of my big opening,
23:32our queens were challenged to transform leftover supplies
23:36into one-of-a-kind, life-of-the-party couture.
23:39Now, they're ready to get they swerve on.
23:42Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
23:47Now, sissy that wild.
23:48First up, Trinity K. Bonet.
23:51Holy Trinity.
23:52I think she's intergalactating, serving anthrax.
23:56I've snorted worse in my life.
23:58I'm giving you Queen Amidala, Ghost of the Met Gala, baby.
24:02Everybody's checking me out.
24:03I look good.
24:04She comes in peace of ass.
24:09Bianca Del Rio.
24:11Daughter of Vanessa Del Rio.
24:13Yes, can't you tell?
24:14Look at the size of her nuts.
24:16I'm giving Miss Honolulu 1968 high fashion.
24:19I'm feeling it.
24:21Hawaii Five.
24:22Oh, no, she better don't.
24:23Uh-huh.
24:25Dip into the waters of Darien Lake.
24:29Well, hello, Mrs. Lake.
24:31Tonight, I'm giving on the runway 70s Studio 54 couture.
24:35Wow, look at those lucky charms.
24:37Shake our tits.
24:38Hell, yeah.
24:39Now, where is she hiding that pot of gold?
24:42At the end of a rainbow.
24:42Here comes Magnolia Crawford.
24:46From hoedown to couture.
24:48Holstein couture.
24:49Would you call that a moo-moo?
24:51Milk it.
24:52Mmm.
24:54I feel like hoedown meets high school prom in 1993.
24:58She's utterly fantastic.
25:01Work it, heifer.
25:03Jocelyn Fox.
25:05Quinceañera.
25:07Fifteen going on fabulous.
25:10Where to party at?
25:11Everywhere, apparently.
25:12Oh.
25:14Sandbags.
25:15I am serving up fun, flirty, life of the party because that is Jocelyn Fox.
25:20Tijuana.
25:20Yes, I do.
25:22Ah.
25:23Cockney egg.
25:24Look at that big box.
25:26Oh, say, can you see?
25:28She's a member of the tea bag party.
25:33I'm feeling like a vixen.
25:34I'm bearing flesh.
25:35I've got legs.
25:36I've got body-oddy-oddy.
25:38Oh, yes, she's walking the party line, darling.
25:41Work it out.
25:42Don't it make your red state blue?
25:45Milk!
25:46From toga party to couture.
25:50Oh, dear.
25:51Now, I've heard of a milk mustache, but...
25:54Honey.
25:55I am serving hermaphrodite realness.
25:58I am feeling Xanadu, and I am working it out.
26:02Very sister dimension.
26:04Poor father time, depending how you look at it.
26:07Now, sissy that wow.
26:08Coming up.
26:09It was just a disaster.
26:10I get this angry vibe from you.
26:13You have to get people to like you.
26:21Welcome, party girls.
26:23It's time for your first critique from the judges.
26:26First up, Trinity Kardashian bonet.
26:30Honey, you're giving me some Kardashian ass in that dress.
26:33I think that would have been fierce without the bulletin board behind your neck.
26:37Can you take that off?
26:39See?
26:39Look how much more beautiful that looks.
26:42Gorge.
26:43Thank you, Trinity.
26:44Next up, Bianca Del Rio.
26:47That dress is gorgeous.
26:48You definitely know how to construct for the body.
26:50Don't steal this and try marketing this at Sears now, girl.
26:52Oh, honey.
26:53It's stolen.
26:54It's gone.
26:55I do think that your eye makeup is a little too heavy because I don't feel like I could
26:58see your eyes as much as I would like to.
27:00It's just the softening of the edges, but those dimples are everything.
27:04I didn't know you could see my ass.
27:06All right.
27:07Thank you, Bianca.
27:08Next up, Darian Lake.
27:10Oh, hello, dear.
27:11Your face looks beautiful.
27:13That's how you soften the edges right there.
27:15Looks gorgeous.
27:16But that said, a little boring here.
27:19I have a very big camel toe.
27:21My puss is very large and in charge.
27:23I'm a big girl.
27:23I embrace it, though, but I cannot have ruching in front of my body because it's just going
27:28to accentuate my puss.
27:30I wish your outfit was stronger.
27:33Next up, Magnolia Crawford.
27:35My eyes honed right in on that nose contour.
27:38It is so dark, girl.
27:40That dress, it's very basic.
27:42It's like so...
27:42I don't think that this print is basic.
27:45But you think this represents you?
27:47Yes, because I am attracted to things that are so ugly.
27:51They're fabulous.
27:52You're not giving me that.
27:54That's not ugly.
27:55But I didn't like my box.
27:57There's only so much you can do with red and white check.
28:01The thing is, you could have done more.
28:02I've got a goddamn bow on my ass.
28:05I get this angry vibe from you.
28:08Okay.
28:11This is the motherfucking Olympics, girl.
28:12Okay.
28:13You've got to bring it every time.
28:14And if you want to be in this business, you have to get people to like you.
28:18We're going to move on.
28:19Next up, Jocelyn Fox.
28:22Hey, Jocelyn.
28:22Hello, you sexy, sexy bald man.
28:25The whole outfit is just over the top.
28:28It was like a parade float.
28:30She didn't wear anything from her box and you weren't every friggin' thing in your box.
28:34You're beautiful.
28:35You don't need all of that.
28:37Cut it in half.
28:39Next up, Courtney Ash.
28:40G'day.
28:41You're giving me Cheryl Teague's Cosmo cover, 1976.
28:46I honestly want to just skin you alive and wear your body.
28:48Your body is phenomenal.
28:51I did notice that you were tripping up a little bit on your skirt.
28:53It's just too long, I think.
28:55Thank you, Courtney.
28:57Last but not least, Milk.
28:59So, Milk, do you think this is representative of who you are?
29:05Yeah, I have a very quirky persona and style.
29:09I know I'm not going to ever fit in with those glamorous queens, and so why not stand out?
29:15You probably could have left off the beard, because really, the whole ensemble looks like a million dollars.
29:24Really, it's like a fashion illustration just right off the page.
29:26You are owning everything of who you are.
29:29That's what I love.
29:30All right, thank you.
29:32Thank you, ladies.
29:33While you untuck in the form decor lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.
29:39All right, just between us squirrel friends, let's start with Trinity Kardashian Bonet.
29:46I love Trinity's creativity.
29:48Trinity brought an entire performance to the runway.
29:51After she took the pizza box off from her neck, I thought she was fierce.
29:56Bianca Del Rio loved that dress.
29:58I would wear that dress.
30:00I loved her sense of humor.
30:01She's a queen.
30:02I'll be watching.
30:03The only critique is the makeup.
30:05You've got to blend.
30:06Sissy that face.
30:07You better sissy that face, girl.
30:09Darian Lake.
30:10She's stunningly gorgeous, but it looked like she went to the fancy section of Dress Barn.
30:14Unforgivable is the ruching.
30:16The coochie ruching.
30:18Oh, my God.
30:18The puffy puss.
30:19I can't deal.
30:21Magnolia Crawford.
30:22Girl, if you're going to wear a cow print, you better camp the hell out of that dress.
30:27Sure, wear a bell around your neck.
30:29It's interesting watching Magnolia Crawford get so defensive.
30:32I totally relate to it.
30:33I've been there myself.
30:34I get irritated when they talk about my marriage or my sisters.
30:37Sure.
30:38But I want to be a better version of me.
30:40That takes constant work.
30:42And if you're going to be defensive, then it defeats the point.
30:45All right, let's move on to Jocelyn Fox.
30:47I don't know if I could forgive that outfit.
30:49The midsection had no shape.
30:50I don't mind that outfit.
30:52It's not like she's coming out here in a career woman.
30:55No, but the construction was just a disaster.
30:57Cockney act.
30:58There was not much going on to that outfit, so she definitely was relying on her body.
31:02Which, hey, if you've got it, rely on it.
31:05Do whatever you can.
31:06But I just would expect a lot more from her.
31:09All right, let's move on.
31:10Who wants milk?
31:12Hopefully milk will be able to make the look more feminine when we ask her.
31:16With that said, I thought it was a ballsy move to come out with a beard.
31:19I like a big set of balls.
31:20Yeah, girl.
31:21Honey, please.
31:23Silence.
31:24I've made my decision.
31:26Bring back my girls.
31:35Welcome back, ladies.
31:37I've made some decisions.
31:41Trinity K. Bonet.
31:44You're safe.
31:47Bianca Del Rio.
31:48Your couture was a real Maui Waui.
31:53Condragulations.
31:55You're the winner of this week's challenge.
31:56You've won a $2,500 shopping spree from Fabric Planet.
32:03Milk.
32:03If you're not playing it safe, you're safe.
32:11Courtney Act.
32:12Body 10.
32:14Couture 6.
32:17You're safe.
32:19Magnolia Crawford.
32:21Your bovine design was not divine.
32:25Where's the beef?
32:27I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
32:31Darien Lake.
32:33Your face is painted for the ages.
32:36But your ruche looked rushed.
32:40Jocelyn Fox.
32:41Your couture reminds me of a wedding.
32:44Something old.
32:45Something new.
32:46Something borrowed.
32:47Something blue.
32:48Green.
32:49Yellow.
32:50Pink.
32:50Red.
32:51Chartreuse.
32:53Jocelyn Fox.
32:55You're safe.
33:01Darien, my dear, I'm sorry, but you are up for elimination.
33:05It's just me and Magnolia.
33:07Give me the firing squad.
33:08I'm ready.
33:09Two queens stand before me.
33:12Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
33:20The time has come for to lip sync for your life.
33:27Good luck.
33:29And don't fuck it up.
33:53Turn the beat around.
34:02I'm going to show the judges that I'm funny, fabulous, and that I have a great nose.
34:11I'm looking those judges dead in their eye and getting that glance right back.
34:14This is what you paid for, and I'm giving you extra.
34:40All right, ladies, I've made my decision.
34:48Darien Lake, Shantae, you stay.
34:53You may join the other girls.
34:58Magnolia Crawford, you hit a wall.
35:01But there's one thing I know for sure.
35:04You can't keep a good hoe down.
35:07Now, sashay away.
35:15It's a shame they didn't get to love me as much as I love me.
35:18Yeah, I might have come across a little abrasive.
35:21The thing is, all publicity is good publicity.
35:24So I'm going to take it and run with it.
35:26Peace the fuck out.