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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in Florida who was busted for alleged pleasuring himself in public with a vacuum cleaner. Then, check out some crazy videos of people doing this exact thing.
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00:00Chuck, I found a new treat. It is buttery, vanilla, and sweet, no sugar, and a boost of caffeine.
00:05That sounds amazing.
00:06It is. Here, confetti craze from 5-Hour Energy.
00:09Oh, wow. Sweet.
00:11So where's this cake you're talking about?
00:13Idiot, that is the cake!
00:20Dave and Chuck the Freaks, pervert of the day.
00:25Hey, if your Roomba is listening, plug its ears.
00:28Oh my.
00:30A 51-year-old guy in Florida got arrested after he walked outside in a residential neighborhood
00:37and started effing a vacuum cleaner.
00:41Oh man, he's one of these guys, huh?
00:44Yeah.
00:45His name is Kevin Westerhold.
00:48It happened in a gated community in Kissimmee, Florida, called the Windsor Hills Resort.
00:56He and his wife, I guess, own a bunch of condos there, and they rent them out on Airbnb.
01:00Sure.
01:01They're really popular because it's really close to Disney World.
01:03Oh yeah, that's where we stayed as a family when I was a child.
01:06The vacuum banger?
01:08The beautiful days in there.
01:10Ah, oh right, yes.
01:11Cops got multiple 911 calls about a man exposing himself.
01:17It's not clear if he was outside his own place or at a neighbor's, but by the time the cops
01:22got there, he was gone.
01:25A witness said Kevin was nude and they got footage of the sexual hoovering.
01:33Oh.
01:33Wow.
01:34But they have not released that yet.
01:37It turns out multiple neighbors reported a naked man last month, too.
01:43Yeah.
01:44But nothing apparently came of that.
01:47Well, something could have.
01:49Well, yeah, we know what happened there.
01:51We know what happened there.
01:53Cops got a warrant this time and they just arrested him yesterday.
01:56He's facing one charge for exposure of sexual organs.
02:01And you can see what our pervert of the day looks like by checking out his mugshot up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak
02:10.com.
02:11Yep.
02:13Yeah.
02:13There he is.
02:14Boy, oh boy.
02:16What makes you want to bang a vacuum cleaner in public on the street?
02:22You're really messed up, right?
02:24Like, you're one of the guys who bangs cars, right?
02:27Are you?
02:28Like, you're the same kind of guy.
02:30Or it's just because it's a hose.
02:31I don't, I guess I don't know.
02:33But to take it out in the streets.
02:35To take it out.
02:36Like, you took it out on a date almost, you know?
02:39So everyone can see.
02:41Suck off.
02:42Yeah.
02:42Suck right off.
02:45I'm glad your now adult son has grown fully out of that stuff.
02:49Oh, vacuum cleaner?
02:50Oh, yeah.
02:51Thank God.
02:52Don't you feel like this is as far as it could?
02:55It could be a byproduct of the vacuum cleaner obsession, for sure.
02:59You know?
03:00Thank God that stopped when he was three or four.
03:02But, like, we've seen the guys that get obsessed with bikes and they, like, bang someone's bike.
03:08There's the guys who bang the cars.
03:11I think it's just this guy's, maybe it's his thing.
03:15His thing?
03:16I don't know.
03:16You don't know.
03:18That's definitely his thing.
03:19You're banging a vacuum.
03:23Now, I've seen some videos where ladies do it.
03:26It's different.
03:29And they're also not doing it out on the streets.
03:31No, it's more of a couch.
03:33But they're doing it for a show.
03:35Yeah.
03:35They're doing it for a show.
03:36Yeah.
03:37There's a lot.
03:38Oh, yeah?
03:39Yeah.
03:41You went to the porn machine?
03:42Of course.
03:42Yeah.
03:44First thing I did.
03:45To the porn machine!
03:47A lot of vacuum cleaner sex videos.
03:50Oh, yeah.
03:50Yeah.
03:51So, I don't know.
03:52I mean, I guess it is possible he's not into vacuums and it's just the suction that he was after.
04:01But why outside?
04:02If you want to do that.
04:03He wants people to see.
04:04That's it.
04:05Seeing a man put his dong in a vacuum hose is so disturbing.
04:11You just watched that?
04:12Yeah, you did.
04:13It's so disturbing.
04:15Is it?
04:15Why?
04:16You're laughing.
04:17Oh, yeah.
04:17I'll be honest.
04:18It tickles my fancy.
04:20The one that I saw of a lady doing it was also quite wild to me.
04:27Just a wild...
04:28Thank God it didn't turn you on.
04:30No, it's just more wild.
04:34Like, how you would make it work to give you pleasure.
04:41And, like, how long it took you to sit there and figure all that out.
04:44Suck the button, right?
04:45No, but I mean, like, you almost have to, like, let air escape so that it...
04:52Like, it's...
04:54Yeah.
04:54Like, things go crazy.
04:55People are describing him as a young Captain Kirk.
04:58He looks like someone.
05:00Yeah, he does.
05:01Oh, I see it a little bit.
05:02I don't like it.
05:03John Elway.
05:04John Elway.
05:05I say more John Elway than that.
05:06Yeah, I see that.
05:07Thanks.
05:07Yeah, yeah.
05:08It's John Elway.
05:09Yeah.
05:10I don't want to see John Elway bang it back in Cleveland.
05:12My favorite childhood quarterback, John Elway.
05:15What's this guy's story?
05:16Just see he's a condo owner.
05:18He owns a bar.
05:19I'd look into all those condos.
05:20Yeah, you gotta search around.
05:22I'd investigate all those condos.
05:24The cameras that could be in there.
05:25Come on, this guy's a sexual freak.
05:27Yeah.
05:28Does he just like any hose?
05:30Or is it, like, the sleekness of the vacuum cleaner?
05:33The suction, perhaps.
05:35Oh, but I mean, you know, like, if he had a...
05:38Like, a run-of-the-mill...
05:40Yeah, there's the old ones that are, like, a box, and then they have a hose.
05:43Or does he like a sleek stand-up?
05:45I don't know, like, a nice...
05:46Sexual vacuum cleaner preference.
05:48That's scary.
05:50Like the Mrs. Buttersworth syrup, right?
05:52People like the sleekness.
05:54Yeah.
05:54So he likes us.
05:55You like the sleekness.
05:56Well, a little bit.
05:57Well, who doesn't?
05:58Yeah.
05:59Yeah.
05:59Come on.
06:00Yeah.
06:01I don't know, man.
06:02I don't know what makes you bang a vacuum.
06:04I'm assuming they're...
06:06Because he has a wife and everything.
06:08It's just...
06:08What a weird thing.
06:11Yeah.
06:13Yeah.
06:13Matt, what do you do when that's your husband?
06:15When your husband's busted outside banging a vacuum cleaner.
06:19I don't know.
06:21Do you...
06:22Okay.
06:23That's really bad.
06:24What comes first?
06:25Does he just bang vacuums, or does he have some kind of substance?
06:30I don't know.
06:31Oh, that led to that?
06:32Like, what have you done?
06:33You know, like, sometimes you take something and you're on your own...
06:36Choose your own adventure book.
06:37But that's the vacuum adventure?
06:39I know.
06:39I mean, you can't...
06:40Anything's possible, I think.
06:42I really think...
06:42If you're going to bang an inanimate object, it might be the best one.
06:47Well, it sucks.
06:48It does suck.
06:51I just don't understand where there would really be any pleasure.
06:59It's a hard two.
07:00The sucking is the pleasure.
07:02So where did he...
07:02He did it on the street.
07:03On the street.
07:04Where was he...
07:05Like, just out on the street.
07:07That's what it says.
07:08Out on the street.
07:08People saw him outside.
07:09In the residential neighborhood.
07:11Where did he plug it in at?
07:13Maybe he didn't.
07:14Maybe he was just banging the...
07:16You'd need a big expansion port.
07:17Yeah.
07:18I know.
07:18I just was thinking of all the logistics that go with this.
07:20Unless it's something like a Dyson that's charred, that's battery pack.
07:24Like a dirt devil?
07:25A lot of vacuum cleaners you charge now.
07:27You don't need it.
07:28Yeah, but with that...
07:29Okay.
07:29Yeah, I mean, I have a long...
07:31A long one like that.
07:33One.
07:34And I found one of his places online.
07:36Oh, boy.
07:37Mickey's pool house.
07:39Oh, no.
07:40Oh, this is creepy.
07:41Now it's creepy.
07:43Is that a Harry Potter room?
07:45Uh-oh.
07:45Yes, it is.
07:47Well, I'm getting exposed.
07:49It is a Harry Potter room.
07:51Is it really?
07:51Yeah.
07:52Yeah, you have to look into this guy now.
07:54No.
07:54Oh.
07:55Yeah, it's totally...
07:56It's Harry Potter room.
07:57What are those things?
07:58Court's dream bedroom right here.
07:59Oh, my God, Court.
08:00Put your wand away.
08:01It's showing.
08:03We can see your...
08:04And there's Olaf.
08:05He's our Olaf.
08:06Oh, this is meant for me.
08:08Oh, my God.
08:09Sorry for what you're going to see, everyone.
08:11Oh, no.
08:12Oh, it's terrible, because everything's set up for families and stuff, and I just don't
08:16want to think about...
08:17Look up.
08:18Did you see on the ceiling all the possible cameras?
08:20No, no.
08:22I did.
08:23I have to investigate that.
08:24Yeah, you have to.
08:26I mean, what sucks, too, is like, if he is, like, 99% of the time has been just a
08:33totally
08:34normal dude, but then you took something or did something.
08:37I don't know.
08:38And then...
08:38That's his place.
08:40The reviews are incredible.
08:42They all are 10 out of 10.
08:43Well, like, look at it.
08:43I mean, it is...
08:44I hope people see the story.
08:46Can you see the vacuum in any of them?
08:48Oh, God, I hope not.
08:50It's in the closet.
08:53It's just, you know, sometimes people take something, and then they do some crazy stuff
08:58that they're...
08:59It's...
09:00Yes, it's you.
09:01It's your body, and it's you.
09:03But it is the substance that has let...
09:07And the problem is, you're still accountable for everything you do when you're on that substance.
09:14Right.
09:14But because you banged a vacuum cleaner outside, now I have to look into every other thing that
09:21you've ever done.
09:22Right.
09:22If you're renting out places for families to stay in, and you are busted for being a sexual
09:28pervert, people should look into you.
09:31You have to.
09:32It doesn't mix.
09:32You know?
09:33The report makes it sound like this was not the first time he did this.
09:36Oh, no.
09:37No, he definitely...
09:37They say...
09:38Well, they say there was a naked man in December in the same situation, but they didn't...
09:43Okay.
09:44They couldn't confirm it was him.
09:45I mean, just do it in the privacy of your own home.
09:48You want to get sucked off by a vacuum?
09:50Like, all the power to you, but why do it out in public?
09:53You're not doing anything wrong.
09:54It's because he wants you to see it.
09:55Part of it.
09:56That's part of it, yeah.
09:57Part of the perversion is he wants people to see that.
10:00What would be wild is if some of the porns that Jason found is actually stuff that he's...
10:08Oh, that could be his wiener going into that vacuum?
10:11I don't know.
10:12Check it out.
10:12I mean, people...
10:12How would I know if it's wiener?
10:14Okay, because this is the thing.
10:17If you really want to be seen, right, the best thing, probably the best thing you can do
10:20is just record yourself and put yourself out there on one of those sites.
10:26You've got to get a glimpse of it.
10:28What?
10:29Vacuum for yourself.
10:30Why?
10:31We don't need to.
10:32Perverts, right over here, it's getting worse.
10:35I know, I can tell.
10:36He likes to share.
10:37He likes to share.
10:37I just want you to share it with me.
10:40Yeah.
10:41That's weird, too.
10:42You see that one at the top?
10:43This one?
10:44That's horrifying.
10:45Oh, my God.
10:46Sucked hard by vacuum?
10:48That's what you want us to watch?
10:49Yeah, it is.
10:50Yes, it is.
10:52What's wrong with you, man?
10:54It's fun to watch Porma Friends.
10:55No, it's not.
10:56Yes, it is.
10:57Oh, my God.
10:58It's a strange thing to say.
10:59Johnny Circle Jerk over here.
11:01The one on the right is mind-blowing as well.
11:03The far right.
11:05Whoa.
11:06Yep.
11:07Oh, my God.
11:08They're vacuuming up her entire genitalia.
11:10See that bottom left, the red shirt?
11:12Yes.
11:12He's outside.
11:13That could 100% be.
11:14Oh, my God.
11:15You're right.
11:16It does look like Florida in the background.
11:18Right?
11:18It looks like Florida.
11:20When my girlfriend doesn't feel like sucking my D, the vacuum cleaner gives a great BJ.
11:25He's older than you realize.
11:28Oh, my goodness.
11:30I don't understand this.
11:31Whoppy uncut dong goes into a vacuum cleaner.
11:33I don't understand this.
11:34Jesus, Jason.
11:35Damn it, Felix.
11:36I didn't make it.
11:39You're really into it, though.
11:40It's just funny.
11:41Oh, my God.
11:42It's just what a nut job this guy is.
11:45Yeah.
11:46No, you're crazy.
11:47Me?
11:48Well, both of you.
11:49It'd be funny if the video was released.
11:52Oh, my God.
11:53I was saying, have it.
11:54Cops, they got some footage of it.
11:56They just haven't released it yet.
11:58Oh, I hate the fact that this guy's finishing in this game right now.
12:00I think he just finished it.
12:01He did.
12:01You're really letting it go.
12:03You can see it.
12:04I wasn't finished looking.
12:04Yeah, I really hate that.
12:06Let it play.
12:06I wasn't watching it.
12:08I was taking notes.
12:08He fast-forwarded it right to the end and then just let it play.
12:11And all of us, the next thing you know, there was pulsating.
12:15Okay.
12:17None of us needed to see that.
12:19No, you're just going to get a glimpse.
12:19All three of you were still watching it.
12:21Well, how can you not?
12:25That's unreal.
12:27It's got to ruin your vacuum.
12:28You can't.
12:30Well, unless it's a wet-dry.
12:31Yeah, I guess you're right.
12:32It did look like a shop vac.
12:34Yeah, a shop vac is what you'd want to go with, I guess.
12:37Quite powerful.
12:40Freak.
12:42Anyway, look into your rentals is all I'm saying.
12:45This guy's renting out a bunch of condos to families and homes and stuff.
12:49It looked like such a nice stay, too.
12:50It did.
12:51I mean, honestly, I would be very concerned if I was a family.
12:57And you'd stayed at one of those places?
12:59Or was thinking of it.
13:01Have to cast some Reveglio charms.
13:03Am I right, Al?
13:04I don't even.
13:05Here we go.
13:06My God.
13:07Yes.
13:09Oh, no.
13:12Eject.
13:13Eject.
13:13Eject.
13:16There he goes.
13:17That was a nerd eject.
13:20Reveglio.
13:21Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
13:22It's some kind of spell, right?
13:23What is it?
13:23It's something from Harry Potter.
13:25One million percent.
13:27All right.
13:27Another.
13:28No idea.
13:28No idea.
13:29No idea.
13:30No idea.
13:31No idea.
13:32No idea.
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