00:00all right up next is spontaneous how unhot is she okay i'll have to um throw this out on x after i
00:14tell you about it but a florida woman tried to use a five finger discount for an unusual item
00:23that packs a buzz okay if you know what i mean yep it's according to the polk county sheriff's
00:28office uh the other day about 403 in the afternoon tammy marie meyers 50 years old okay 50 year old
00:39named tammy tried to exit a walmart at the walmart can i ask a question yep tammy marie is that middle
00:46name or is her first name tammy marie oh my goodness um doesn't look like it's hyphenated at all it looks
00:52like it's first middle last okay so tammy marie meyers all right so it's tammy tammy not tammy
00:58marie no okay i needed that information oh my god thank you yeah that does change a lot tammy
01:02apparently stole a plus one bullet vibrator oh my god valued at 15 dollars oh wow she loved about
01:14three to four minutes of juice uh polk county sheriff deputy responded to the scene
01:19and arrested 50 year old myers myers myers was booked into the sheriff's processing center
01:25she has four prior theft convictions one of them was as well for a sex toy holy crap she's horny
01:35so the question is how unhot is this horny tammy oh man i mean it's got to be so bad
01:45she has not been pleasured at all by anyone in between two arrests
01:53you know would it help if you saw this device shall we look it up sure is the plus one is that
02:00for two people like is that what it's called the plus one it's like for you and your partner
02:06i wonder if it's like inside and the top plus one bullet bullet is it got like something extra to it
02:16oh no no it's just a vibrating bullet it's definitely not for two they're showing it right next to that
02:21lady's ass though is oh no that's there no that's there what is that their uh spark arousal serum yeah
02:27this makes a difference on what your score is yes but that does make sense if it's for two people
02:34it's not for two people no i mean i didn't know she had a partner maybe she's trying to do some
02:42solo i don't know why they call it the plus one i guess plus one it's you plus one them it's this
02:51that's your plus one yeah this vibrating i'm bringing someone with me oh he's got a usb
02:57yeah recharge plus one's the name of the brand yeah probably hard to find that cord is my guess
03:03these days um all right powerful i'm gonna go wouldn't you be worried about losing this in you
03:10i don't think you put it in you oh you just the old this the old how long is it it's not doesn't
03:19look that long it's tiny it's only three inches that's just for the what's tiny about that
03:24you're gonna lose it johnny nobo you're gonna lose it inside of you how could you even find that
03:32thing little peanut sorry you know i mean it's maybe it can tease the edges a bit yeah so she's
03:40just using it on her slit torus if you will rhymes yeah yeah we got it you know i think everybody
03:46knows what you meant with that dave i don't know where it is but i know what it is yeah
03:52okay yes yeah she is uh she's not great uh no pleasure other than self um tammy 50 i'm gonna go
04:03with a little extra pounds some extra pounds and i'm gonna go with uh should have got the hair done
04:11probably a month ago uh not a lot of showers so chubby bad dye job short two wow okay and jason so
04:27two means like super not now we're just gonna keep it yeah yeah zero is bad and 10 is yeah yeah
04:3410 is okay just a two see i don't i think she's skinny skin and bones skin and bones saggy okay gray hair
04:40oh wow like uh like uh looks 80 but is actually 50 good call good call after some self-pleasure with
04:48the jason size vibrator i'm thinking that this is a well-fed horny lady your number two different
04:55looks uh three okay okay so to recap here and again i'm gonna put this out x.com slash dave and chuck
05:01look for it in just a moment uh chuck believes she gets no pleasure but from herself uh tammy with
05:08extra pounds bad hair no showers and short gave her a two who's it gonna be who's it gonna be jason's
05:13on the board with a skinny saggy gray yeah it's a real pleasure of three inches like himself
05:19gives it a three yep real good guess you ready for this yep oh my high jason's jason's on it
05:30more okay only because you described her as 50 looking 80 i think it's a combination
05:35bad hair got a wide neck nailed this she should have had her hair done a couple months ago yeah
05:42yeah there's it's kind of we're kind of like you both are correct we made us we made a super horny
05:50walmart lady if we combined our efforts uh x.com it's not great though and i don't want to see
05:57her pleasure herself we all know what she sounds like oh yeah lots of cigarettes
06:03i'm almost there oh don't say i'm almost there oh god it ran out of juice
06:15you better keep that one plugged in oof
06:20rough i don't like that eyes close together to picture her in the shower i can't that's the
06:28god i can't that's the thing about that plus one is it was all about the waterproof you're able to
06:34use it in the bath or shower right so just imagine on her body the water cascading down it goes over
06:40her breasts and down over her belly well then the suds get stopped because i think she has a huge bush
06:48oh my god almighty jason collection of suds too much like a loofah i think he's on to something you
06:55guys you're trying to think about her bush i'm just gonna see if there's any more like of her like
07:00images it's just that head and shoulders thank god that's all you need i guess but i yeah uh first
07:10time i think you both have been right in your own way yeah it's true combined neither one of us nailed
07:15it but we had we kind of know you know you kind of knew um this lady said you guys are wrong about
07:24that vibrator i have it myself and it's perfect to use during penetration with a partner because
07:30of its size so she must like to be really filled up oh yeah she's out with old uh peter pencil dick
07:36she needs a little plenty of room in there look she puts it in first with him with him oh like
07:43straps it enters with it straps it to you yeah you can put a full-size one in there
07:51i'll sneak it in yep i have that vibrator it's great yep getting a lot of the reviews are coming
07:57in oh yeah there's a lot plus one well worth the 15 bucks 15 bucks seeking me
08:05too nice a pleasure
08:10oh man oh yep darn it i just for 15 bucks how great can the motor be
08:15i agree but i mean ancient technology yeah that's true power up anything that's true
08:22find a tutorial or something tutorial yeah there's gotta be some action videos reviews how to use oh
08:29look at that old hand holding it that's like an 80 year old hand this is what i use do you want
08:35to read her no go ahead this mini bullet is a stress reliever it's discreet and compact it gets the job done
08:45i call it my pocket pleaser easy to charge cute little design in my favorite color purple of
08:54course of course i'll probably get my girlfriend's these stocking stuffers
09:00it's gonna be a hell of a night she's been in some sort of gang fight too oh
09:09yeah i don't even think that's a scar i just think that is dawn
09:12and i don't think that's a mole either i think it's a blood blister from using this thing oh my
09:18god got a full grip on it old old hands i mean small but mighty yep i've been oh here you go
09:27here you go a little video well i think they're just showing it charging they're not showing it in
09:32people it's amazon for god's sakes yeah that's true show it in people show it in people
09:39i mean i don't know though i mean i'd be is this dawn again no it's a dude it's a dude
09:47you know where he's using okay you want to read his
09:51patrick jr this massager is very soft and effective for handling any massaging needs it's
09:58small and flexible space is big and small it's for space that's big and small encourages you to
10:08have fun with multiple vibration levels and a pulsing option as well it's rechargeable and long lasting
10:20that guy who does that why you take a picture of a vibrator in your hand and
10:25do your review i don't like it or that is a
10:31that's not a that's not a meaty lady's hand right no it's patrick jr that's patrick's hand
10:36does he have like double jointed thumbs i can't do that it's really bent he does have double jointed
10:43thumbs god knows what he does with them i know exactly where he puts that this lady says i have
10:49it in purple i love that thing i named mine bonnie oh yes she would put the laugh on there
10:57she really oh yeah yep
11:02yeah these things are masturbating a lot of different people they are a lot of our listeners
11:06you know are masturbated oh my god yeah very affordable well think about it i mean that's i mean
11:11affordability check convenience walmart check check i get my milk my eggs my vibe is i wonder if that's
11:20their cheapest one because i have to think that if you have the cheapest one at walmart then you do
11:27incredibly well like it's volume yes yeah volume pretty soon they're probably gonna have them gum
11:32mints vibes oh yeah yeah well if you get a certain amount of gum they give it to you
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