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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a pervert who was sentenced for spraying lotion on an unsuspecting woman at a gas station. And then, they both put on lotion and moisturize together during the show!
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00:00let's get on to a pervert we talked about this guy when it happened and now he's been sentenced
00:13this michigan man from oakland county sentenced for spraying lotion on a woman in troy and at the
00:21time we were like let's let's let her keep believing it was lotion yeah it's his own
00:27lotion produced by his penis i believe uh-huh at least mixed you know may allegedly this happened
00:33last summer at a gas station on big beaver roid road in troy michigan according to authorities
00:40ian matthew johnson sprayed lotion on a woman's back you hate a big beaver roid
00:46i knew you wouldn't let it go i knew you would hate that i just mispronounced i just thought about
00:54that like i was actually kind of impressed you let it slide for one time in your life
00:58but no no here we go big beaver roid i mean that's awful is there such a thing i don't think they're
01:06called no i think they're called that no there's not no no big beaver roid
01:13thank you lise no thank you lise we don't know that'd be nice we don't know the parts how they
01:20work anyway the thought of it was off-putting to me at a gas station on big beaver road
01:26ian matthew johnson they say sprayed lotion on a woman's back because he found her hot
01:31yeah that's that ain't lotion i mean it could be a base of lotion right a base but then you
01:41shake it up he did admit to spraying the lotion on the woman for self-satisfaction
01:47leading to a fourth degree criminal sexual conduct charge he pleaded no contact no contest to that
01:55charge leading to the dismissal of an aggravated assault charge so he has just been sentenced to
02:0224 days in jail with 24 days credit which means he's probation gets nothing just six months probation
02:09what's wild is like you know someone's spraying lotion on you in the grand scheme of life it's like
02:18whatever right but something so small as that can be so disturbing that's so disturbing if i felt
02:28a white creamy substance land on my back yep as i'm out and about can you hand me that bottle and then
02:35you see a man be like come on lise can i use your uh no no don't touch my lotion no even i just
02:43borrow it for just a couple hands off hands off i just want to squirt dave with it no no
02:48yeah right like you know it's not a big deal like if he didn't do all the other stuff we assume
02:56you know it's just someone squirted lotion on you but just the act of it that is so
03:02sexual yeah it's so creepy and like i don't know man like i think it would mess you up
03:09someone shot stuff on you like that of course it would mess you up any of us it would mess up
03:14go down like willem defoe oh yeah and a platoon
03:17but like my whole thing would be like dave it's not that big a deal it was just lotion man it was
03:23just lotion it was just that guy just lotion i'd never believe it i know i'd never believe it she
03:28knows right she has lotion or not she would have to know i mean i think it's at least half
03:34partially lotion so that it wouldn't be detected right if it wasn't like if it was
03:41not lotion wouldn't they say that like they've done stories where they say
03:45i bet they didn't test it you gotta test i'm taking it to get tested oh yeah you gotta scrape
03:51it off i mean i don't know where do you keep it i don't know where was i was at a gas station
03:57there's gotta be a cup it'd be a cup i can scrape it in because he had to have some on his person
04:05still right right he had the bottle he probably had the lotion bottle syringe or the but i don't
04:11know how long it took for them from when this happened to when they got him right like maybe they
04:15didn't capture him exactly exactly that's more disturbing why i'm always more disturbed by the
04:22thought of the guy like whipping up the batch of oh yeah lotion mix yep it's so creepy that's i think
04:30why the whole thing is so disturbing to me because even if you didn't do that i don't believe you didn't
04:36do that i don't believe it for a second that you didn't do that it doesn't make any sense for me to
04:41just go get some jurgens and just squirt it on somebody it just doesn't no you know unless they're
04:48incredibly dry i do have some dry legs right now you know i'm just helping you out don't touch my
04:54lotion i'm just helping your legs during the shower if he listen if he if he lotions up his legs and
05:03i've got to watch it i'm out of here i can't take it you want to see chuck i don't want to see
05:07do not lotion your legs oh they are pretty dry lotion them up oh my god oh my god poor lisa's just
05:28helpless on the tv watching this stuff happen oh that is moist he really did it that's some good
05:33stuff for real that was inappropriate on the counter on the desk and he lotioned his legs you know what
05:42you're gonna do the same it's a load you guys oh my poor lotion i feel helpless here a little bit of
05:49lotion here the first thing she's gonna do when she gets back in the studio is throw that out is throw
05:54that out oh that is delightful i know but now i've got it because i've got one dry leg he's gotta
06:00lotion up his other leg one dry leg thank you for letting us use your lotion hey guys i'm getting
06:05these text uh instructions involving a head vice oh wow i think you have to come down there and take
06:13care of something oh good oh so funny let's get my legs a nice first that is a first no one's doing
06:21that on the radio no one's doing that you'll never hear that live lotion two men lotioning
06:29two men who are completely moisturized
06:32and you made lisa watch watch us moisturize you can't leave with my lotion which is for my hands
06:42yeah by the way yeah it's like not anymore it's going right in the trash dave's legs and my elbows
06:49how you feeling jason i don't feel good he didn't like the way it looked when dave's leg was up and
06:56it was being highly i didn't like that did you watch it yeah i had to see it sorry i turned you on
07:01you know well there are people pleasuring themselves now so oh wow oh no people like
07:06to watch you put lotion on your legs oh god that's right yeah they like it clip it i thought i'd ruin
07:13your moment clip it they love it oh my god okay they were like wow look at the size of his legs okay
07:21dave's leg lotioning they were like wow it's probably so silky okay i would do anything to
07:28lotion dave hunter's leg his upper thighs are probably could use a bit no they said they could
07:34see a little bit they're zooming in oh well you know what you try to do something funny and then
07:43it's pervy see lotion it just makes things pervy yeah it really does i don't think lisa's even going
07:48to be able to use that same brand of lotion anymore i mean that's it's very nice it's very nice
07:54quite very great oh well maybe i'll come down there and grab some oh no lotion bros just keep
08:01poured out of there okay i was staying silent i was being polite i'm taking strays just for that
08:09we know what you were thinking yeah he's lotioning himself now
08:15this guy said i left lotion in a hot car and got squirted on when i opened it zero percent semen and it
08:22still disturbs me years later i i would hate to just like in almost like a maximum overdrive
08:30style thing where i was just like looking at lisa's lotion and then it just pumped like it
08:35just pumped yeah and it's in the face like oh my god that's a horror movie yeah it's a horror movie
08:42in your head i could use some it's very pleasant oh my god you guys it's very pleasant lisa's not here
08:48she can't stop it i have to get back in there lotion with the boys give me a squirt give me a
08:53squirt get in here quick quick lisa's not here let's oil up let's get some oil oh god i sprayed
08:59that right in his hand that was disturbing i squirted it right into his hands you you moisturized another
09:04man oh feel it though huh feels good right isn't that great look at that you got that's shine that's
09:12got a nice wow it's almost blinding now but nice fantastic looks quite well his whole face he's
09:17covered his whole face he loves it you got a lotion i don't think it's meant for your face i use some
09:21lotion already yeah we don't break out i am gonna break out that's for sure tomorrow you'll have all
09:29sorts of stuff on your head yeah well i always lotion my head you got to i think my back is dry
09:33feel good all right court court's the back lotion yeah gotta say it's the first time i lotion with
09:38the boys yeah me too me too i've sprayed lotion into another man's hand i could have done it myself
09:45but i figured i'd let you go for it it was when it came out it was really disturbing yeah and i put it
09:50right on my face it's nice being hydrated with the boys yeah lisa can you get back here i mean i know your
09:58leg is a mess that leg i thought you just said i was the back guy oh yeah he is the back he's the
10:03back guy and jason's rubbed out a guy so you know he did it dry i guess absolutely true now he's moist
10:09it is it's nice smell it's never smelled better in here it's never smelled better do you want some
10:13help for your thighs yeah your cat he'll rub your cat you know we've gone too bad on video we've gone
10:20too far now we're out of our minds we're out of our minds calm down i still got a little lecture on
10:26my hands yeah i'm okay no other show has done this i pumped my last lotion that is not true done
10:34i have way too much lotion on my head it's a lot
10:39there was a lot i am shiny he's shiny i am a big load i'm wet but very moisturized yeah
10:48we're not the dry bros anymore the wet boys
10:52the wet boys i don't like the moist men yeah oh god i don't like that moist men
11:02what you keep rubbing your face so much he's got to dissipate it with other body parts i got a little
11:10too excited it's way too much okay way too much let's move on we got someone clipped dave's legs do
11:17not they are they are it's too excited that's rude yeah it's too late
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