#James Van Der Beek #Darryn Lucio
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00:04:17Hey, hey, hey, okay, no, just set the fucking thing up, okay?
00:04:21It's called doing your fucking job, Sam. I'm hanging up on you now.
00:04:26Can I get you guys anything else?
00:04:28No, I'll get, sweetheart.
00:04:33Thank you very much.
00:04:42You're really quiet this morning.
00:04:47Thinking.
00:04:49Yeah, what are you thinking about?
00:04:51This dream I had last night.
00:04:55This dream you had last night, it wouldn't happen to be about Kate, would it?
00:05:03No.
00:05:04Yeah. Yeah, it was.
00:05:07That's why you've been all contemplated this morning.
00:05:10Dude, are we gonna go down that well again?
00:05:12Kate's gone.
00:05:15Okay? She left you.
00:05:17She kicked me out.
00:05:19Exactly. My point is this.
00:05:21I'm through being that friend.
00:05:23What friend?
00:05:24That, that friend.
00:05:26That, that, that friend that, that tells you it's gonna be okay.
00:05:30That, that friend that listens to your, to your sob stories about how good things used to be.
00:05:36That friend that pulls out his nipple every time he thinks she might be hungry.
00:05:41Kate.
00:05:42She thinks happy, Paul.
00:05:45And they happen.
00:05:47So let's move on.
00:05:51You done?
00:05:53That depends.
00:05:54Are you?
00:05:58Like I said, it wasn't about Kate.
00:06:04Alright.
00:06:06Alright, I'll bite.
00:06:07What was the dream about?
00:06:09No.
00:06:09What was the dream about?
00:06:10Never mind.
00:06:13If you don't wanna hear it, don't worry about it.
00:06:15Okay, Paul, don't fucking be like that, alright?
00:06:19Okay, I'm fucking sorry.
00:06:23Just tell me what you dreamt about.
00:06:33Clown.
00:06:36A clown?
00:06:37That's creepy.
00:06:39Dead clown.
00:06:42Okay, even creepier.
00:06:44Jack and I are kids.
00:06:48Parents took us to the circus.
00:06:51It was this clown who would come out and entertain in between acts.
00:06:54Not like a brightly colored clown with a rainbow wig and shit.
00:06:59This was a hobo clown.
00:07:01Sad face, tattered jacket.
00:07:03Blanked to the end of a broom handle.
00:07:04Yeah, it sounds like a hoot, man.
00:07:06He was funny.
00:07:07He would trip over things, walk in and shit.
00:07:11Anyway, for his finale, he comes out with this jug of moonshine and this stick that, you
00:07:16know, like a pussy willow on fire.
00:07:17Takes a swig of the moonshine, holds the flame up to his mouth.
00:07:20And then he pulls out the tube fireball.
00:07:25So he comes up to Jack and me, right?
00:07:27And Jack is just like loving it.
00:07:28Like I've never seen the kids so happy.
00:07:33He takes his big swig, holds the thing up to his face.
00:07:38And he comes back.
00:07:40What comes back?
00:07:41The flame.
00:07:42Either he didn't blow hard enough or there was a breeze or something.
00:07:44But the whole fucking thing comes back and his head catches on fire.
00:07:48Fuck off.
00:07:49I'm serious, man.
00:07:49He just goes up.
00:07:51His jacket, his face, his hair, his nose is melting, everything.
00:07:54He was so close we could smell the flesh burning.
00:07:56But you want to hear the most fucked up part?
00:08:00We laughed.
00:08:04I mean, look, his whole shtick was hurting himself, right?
00:08:06So we thought it was all part of the act.
00:08:09The other clowns are coming out and they're trying to put him out with seltzer bottles.
00:08:11Which didn't fucking work.
00:08:13I mean, he just, once he got going, man, he just, he went up.
00:08:23I think he died.
00:08:27Anyway, he showed up in my dream last night.
00:08:33And then...
00:08:37It got me thinking, you know?
00:08:39Like...
00:08:42Like if that was me, I was that clown.
00:08:45I was burning to death.
00:08:47And the last thing that I heard on this earth was a bunch of kids laughing at me.
00:08:52What would I do?
00:08:54I don't know. What would you do?
00:09:00I would wait.
00:09:02I would wait.
00:09:03I would wait until those kids grew up.
00:09:07And then I'd come back and I'd kill every single one.
00:09:20What do you think?
00:09:25What do I think?
00:09:25What do I think?
00:09:26Uh, I think you need help, brother.
00:09:31What are you thinking?
00:09:36I think I'm gonna ride it.
00:10:05What?
00:10:13What?
00:10:14What?
00:10:15What?
00:10:16What?
00:10:26I think.
00:10:29What?
00:10:30What?
00:10:30What?
00:11:01It's sore, it's sore, it's sore, right?
00:11:25He stopped, is everything okay?
00:11:29Oh, yeah.
00:11:31You're not done, are you?
00:11:36Come see it for yourself.
00:11:37I am so proud of you, baby.
00:11:52You left the front door open again.
00:11:55You okay?
00:11:57What time is it?
00:11:59Um, it's almost noon.
00:12:03Burned the midnight oil last night.
00:12:05Yeah.
00:12:07Hey, how's it going?
00:12:09Good.
00:12:09Good.
00:12:11Oh, it's going good.
00:12:18I give you a place to stay and you get to treat it like a fucking pigsty.
00:12:23I'm gonna send over Rose to my cleaning lane. She does a kick-ass job.
00:12:25No, it's fine. I'm good.
00:12:28You're good?
00:12:30Brother, I was watching cops the other night and they raided a fucking crack as I was carrying the shithole.
00:12:35Is that the episode your mom was in?
00:12:40It's good.
00:12:42You want some coffee?
00:12:44No, no, I can't stay long.
00:12:46I have a cab waiting.
00:12:49Where are you going?
00:12:51Airport in L.A.
00:12:54Yeah, I have a meet and greet with some director. War movie.
00:12:58That explains the haircut, the cheesy sob.
00:13:03So, Punchy the Clown. Give me a pitch on Punchy.
00:13:08I don't really have a pitch worked out.
00:13:10Just give me something. Give me a little pitch.
00:13:13A clown dies, comes back from the dead, kills everybody.
00:13:18How's he killed?
00:13:22Suicide.
00:13:26People are scared of clowns, right?
00:13:28Why?
00:13:30Clowns are colorful. They're supposed to make us laugh, not frighten us.
00:13:35Well...
00:13:37Maybe it's because when you laugh at a clown, it's at their expense.
00:13:41Maybe clowns deep down don't like that so much.
00:13:43Maybe they've been coming back from the dead, killing people who've laughed at their misery since...
00:13:48Whatever.
00:13:50By suicide.
00:13:51By making it look like suicide.
00:13:54Suggesting what, Paul?
00:13:55That no one's ever killed themselves?
00:13:56There was always these pissed off clowns?
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:02Why?
00:14:03Why doesn't he just, like, slash him up?
00:14:05Uh, because that's been done before.
00:14:08Audiences aren't gonna be satisfied with a killer who just runs around and kills people.
00:14:12It's kind of stupid.
00:14:13Kind of, as they might say, uh, pedantic.
00:14:18What the fuck's pedantic?
00:14:20It's a writer word, not an actor word.
00:14:23Anyway, um...
00:14:26There has to be something creative and creepy about how the clown kills people.
00:14:29And it's gotta be something that people can relate to.
00:14:31And everybody's considered suicide at least once.
00:14:38So, how's your punch at the clown?
00:14:40Make it look like they're off themselves.
00:14:42He sneaks up behind you.
00:14:45And smacks you unconscious with a bag of oranges.
00:14:48Then he waits.
00:14:49What's he waiting for?
00:14:50You to wake up.
00:14:53He wants you to see yourself die.
00:14:54He waits until you regain consciousness.
00:14:56Then he shoves a bunch of pills down your throat, or...
00:14:58Tosses you off a bridge, or...
00:15:01Whatever.
00:15:01How's it end?
00:15:06I haven't figured that one out yet.
00:15:11How fast can you write this thing?
00:15:12Um...
00:15:13First draft...
00:15:15Maybe a month?
00:15:16Maybe less.
00:15:18Uh...
00:15:19Where's your girlfriend hang these days?
00:15:21Kitchen.
00:15:21Why?
00:15:23Hello, sweetheart.
00:15:30What's that?
00:15:32Day of your meeting.
00:15:33Where meeting?
00:15:35Call the producer friend of mine who wants to meet.
00:15:38About what?
00:15:40Your script.
00:15:42What I haven't written yet?
00:15:44That's...
00:15:44That's 18 days from now.
00:15:45Just make sure you write me as late.
00:15:47See, I haven't written anything in two years.
00:15:48You wrote last night.
00:15:49Wrote...
00:15:50It's a couple of thoughts.
00:15:51Not even an outline.
00:15:52I was gonna ask you.
00:15:53What's up here?
00:15:54What's the bag of oranges?
00:15:55Oh, I read somewhere they don't cause bruises.
00:15:58Is that true?
00:16:00Uh...
00:16:01Hey.
00:16:02I know this guy.
00:16:04Yeah.
00:16:05It's Michael.
00:16:06Michael?
00:16:07Through my bachelor party.
00:16:08Oh, right.
00:16:09Michael.
00:16:10I didn't recognize him without the blazer and the attitude.
00:16:13Look, should we have one of those lives?
00:16:17What, you pissing your coffee or something?
00:16:21Something like that.
00:16:27What?
00:16:27Shit, I gotta get going.
00:16:30Hey, Paul.
00:16:32Thanks.
00:16:34Hey.
00:16:36All right.
00:16:37So, I'll be back in a couple of days.
00:16:39Keep writing.
00:16:40I will, but...
00:16:43In 18 days.
00:16:44Paul.
00:17:07Shut up.
00:17:10Shut up.
00:17:11I'll be back in a minute.
00:17:13I'm gonna leave you at all.
00:17:15Okay.
00:17:19It goes.
00:17:29It's hard to get the점.
00:17:31I'll cook the chicken when I'm trying to get my booze.
00:17:31I'll cook it a hungry meal.
00:17:31I'll cook it a little.
00:17:37I'll cook it a little.
00:17:47I don't know.
00:18:19I don't know.
00:18:57I don't know.
00:19:00I don't know yet.
00:19:04I don't know.
00:19:06I don't know.
00:19:10Hey, hey. Hey, man, um, can you buy some smokes?
00:19:16Yeah, sure. Thanks.
00:19:39What the fuck are you looking at?
00:19:42Nothing.
00:19:50Hey, did you get him?
00:19:51No.
00:19:53What? Hey!
00:20:09What?
00:20:54You
00:22:51Hello?
00:22:52Hey.
00:22:53Good.
00:22:54You're still up.
00:22:54How's it going?
00:22:55Uh, good.
00:22:58Good.
00:23:00You back?
00:23:01No, I just got it.
00:23:03Listen, I can't really talk right now.
00:23:04I'm fucking tired.
00:23:05But, uh, do you want to grab some coffee tomorrow?
00:23:09Uh...
00:23:10Yeah, I should probably be right.
00:23:11Uh, I won't keep you long.
00:23:12Besides, you could probably use the break.
00:23:15Okay.
00:23:16All right, cool.
00:23:17I'll see you tomorrow.
00:23:17All right.
00:23:19All right.
00:23:22All right.
00:23:49I'll see you tomorrow.
00:23:50You flying solo today?
00:23:52Excuse me?
00:23:53Your friend's not coming?
00:23:55Oh, no, no, he's coming. He's late.
00:23:57As always.
00:23:59Come.
00:23:59Yeah.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:03I'm Casey, by the way.
00:24:06Paul.
00:24:07I wanted to introduce myself, since you come here all the time.
00:24:10Well, thank you. Appreciate that.
00:24:15So what do you do?
00:24:16Um, well, uh...
00:24:20What do you think I do?
00:24:22Well, you're not wearing a suit.
00:24:24And I don't see a tool belt.
00:24:27So you're either an artist or...
00:24:30You're unemployed.
00:24:33Uh, well, both.
00:24:35Actually.
00:24:36Really?
00:24:36Yeah, I'm a writer.
00:24:38Oh, like books and stuff?
00:24:39No, uh, screenplays.
00:24:40Really? That's awesome.
00:24:43I'm a writer, too.
00:24:44Really?
00:24:45Yeah. Well, music.
00:24:47Oh, okay.
00:24:48Yeah.
00:24:48Oh, actually, my band is playing this Friday.
00:24:51You should, uh, come check us out.
00:24:54Sure, that's so.
00:24:56Wow.
00:24:57Look at you.
00:24:58Yeah.
00:24:59Yeah, wow, that sounds good.
00:25:01So that's how you know David Hawken?
00:25:03Through your screenwriting?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08Yeah.
00:25:08Yeah, I wrote, uh, Screaming Against the Wind.
00:25:11No way.
00:25:12Ah!
00:25:13I love that film.
00:25:15You wrote that?
00:25:16Yeah.
00:25:16You're a genius.
00:25:18Oh, I don't know about that.
00:25:19The dialogue is so good and the script, it's just so much better than that other crap that
00:25:24comes out.
00:25:26You left my brother to rot, and now I'm sending you to hell.
00:25:31Pew pew.
00:25:34I can't believe this.
00:25:35This is amazing.
00:25:37Hey.
00:25:38Do you think I could, uh, get an autograph?
00:25:41Sure, yeah.
00:25:42Yeah.
00:25:43That's great.
00:25:44Um.
00:25:54So.
00:25:57Yeah, yeah, I, uh, I wrote, uh, Screaming, um, Screaming Against the Wind.
00:26:02Oh.
00:26:03That's awesome.
00:26:05Is he single?
00:26:07David?
00:26:08Yeah, I don't like beating around the bush.
00:26:10I, is he?
00:26:13You know he's gay, right?
00:26:15He doesn't act gay.
00:26:17Yeah, I know, but, uh...
00:26:19Oh, so you two are...
00:26:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:22No, I'm, I'm straight.
00:26:23He's not.
00:26:25But, you know, don't, uh, say anything, cause, you know, the whole image thing.
00:26:30Oh, right, right, right.
00:26:30Nice.
00:26:31Coffee?
00:26:32Yeah, I love one.
00:26:33Hey.
00:26:35Yeah.
00:26:39Uh.
00:26:43So.
00:26:45How was our light?
00:26:49Palm trees and pelicans, my friend.
00:26:51And your meeting, how'd that go?
00:26:53Ah.
00:26:54Knocked it to the ballpark.
00:26:56Oh, really?
00:26:56Yeah.
00:26:57Yeah.
00:26:58And, I had a conference call with Chris.
00:27:02Very well.
00:27:03Chris?
00:27:04Yeah.
00:27:04Uh, the producer, the guy you meet in like, you know, two weeks?
00:27:08Yeah.
00:27:08Anyways, dude.
00:27:09Dude, it's gonna be awesome.
00:27:11I pitched him the idea of Plungy.
00:27:13He is fucking psyched.
00:27:15Yeah, like, about that.
00:27:16I...
00:27:19I, I, I just, I mean, it's...
00:27:22I don't think it's gonna work.
00:27:23There you go.
00:27:25What do you mean it's not gonna work?
00:27:26It's...
00:27:28It's just, it's not...
00:27:30I, I've been coming at it from, from, from all kinds of different angles.
00:27:33And it's, no matter what I do, it just, it just...
00:27:36Kind of runs out of gas.
00:27:38Runs out of gas?
00:27:40Yeah, the, that whole fucking clown thing.
00:27:42I mean, it's scary shit, right?
00:27:43Yeah.
00:27:44Yeah, no, I, I mean, it's, it's a creepy idea.
00:27:46I mean, it's all there is, really.
00:27:49You know, it's, it's just...
00:27:52It's not there.
00:28:02You know, when I was in school, I'd have to write these big ass term papers.
00:28:09You know, they'd give me all semester to do it.
00:28:11But knowing me, I'd leave it for the last couple of days.
00:28:14Now, what I'd end up doing is I'd just lock myself in my room until it was done.
00:28:21What, you, so you think I should just lock myself in that half-finished display model and magically the script
00:28:30is just gonna...
00:28:30Okay, no, okay.
00:28:31I'm saying find a fucking way to get this thing done.
00:28:34Why?
00:28:35Because I fucking said so, that's why.
00:28:37I haven't had my way to set this thing up for you.
00:28:38You made a fucking phone call, David.
00:28:46You fucking owe me.
00:28:48I just read the goddamn script.
00:29:15Here's what I read about it.
00:29:16I think I shit into the Run-E próprio Show.
00:29:16It all came out of the GU-N prejudices that are limited but they don't do yet.
00:29:29So this is great.
00:29:29That's so it's...
00:29:38Oh, my God.
00:30:09Paul?
00:30:10I hear him.
00:30:15What are you doing?
00:30:21Thinking about what was said yesterday.
00:30:24Yeah, about that.
00:30:26I'm going to write it.
00:30:28Gap?
00:30:29Yep.
00:30:31Very cool.
00:30:33You can help me bring some of these boxes in if you want.
00:30:39Or not.
00:30:42What is all this stuff?
00:30:47You're going to lock me in.
00:30:51I'm not going to lock you in.
00:30:53Well, it's your idea.
00:30:55Okay, locking yourself in, it's just an expression, okay?
00:30:57You don't literally lock yourself in.
00:30:59Then what's to prevent me from leaving?
00:31:00I don't know.
00:31:01Self-fucking-control?
00:31:02Can you just not stay in because you will it?
00:31:06Maybe.
00:31:07It would be a hell of a lot easier if I don't have the choice.
00:31:10Take my stereo and all that shit, too.
00:31:14Got to make sure I clear myself of any and all distractions.
00:31:17Okay, Paul, I got some potential buyers coming in next week.
00:31:19What am I supposed to tell them?
00:31:20I don't give a fuck what you tell them.
00:31:22You gave me a date, give them one.
00:31:24Nobody gets in here to the 11th.
00:31:29What if there's a fire or something?
00:31:31I'll jump.
00:31:34I'll jump, okay?
00:31:35And I'll be waiting downstairs with a spatula.
00:31:39No.
00:31:41Paul, no.
00:31:42You trapped in here like a fucking animal?
00:31:44No.
00:31:45I could be bounded in a nutshell
00:31:47and find myself a king of infinite space.
00:31:50It ain't not that I have bad dreams.
00:31:55I need to write this script.
00:31:57All right?
00:31:58Even if it kills me.
00:32:17See you when it's done.
00:32:45Hey.
00:32:45Hey.
00:33:00How are you?
00:33:03I'm good, I'm good, actually.
00:33:07I'm, uh, I'm writing a movie.
00:33:10Yeah, yeah.
00:33:36Interior circus tent, day.
00:33:38The Ryder family fights their way through the crowded bleachers while scouting for a place to sit in this one
00:33:42-ring pink top.
00:33:45Jack, seven, bright eyes, finds...
00:33:52Wait a minute.
00:33:59Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:34:08Fuck!
00:34:09Fuck!
00:34:10Fuck!
00:34:11Fuck!
00:34:24Sam, give me the good news, brother.
00:34:26They went with someone else for the war movie.
00:34:31Who?
00:34:32Some kid from Ohio.
00:34:33They did offer you a smaller part, though, the mess cook.
00:34:36I told them I'd talk to you first.
00:34:39You should take this, David.
00:34:42You still there?
00:34:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm still here.
00:34:45Look, I know it's not a lot of money, but he's a young director, he's on his way up.
00:34:49In fact, it's a four-day shoot from Mexico, David. What do you think?
00:34:51What do I think?
00:34:54I think you should call those pieces of shit and take that huff and shove out their fucking asses.
00:34:58That's what I think.
00:34:59Okay, calm down, David.
00:35:00No, Sam, you fucking calm down!
00:35:02You know what? You're fucking fired!
00:35:05No, David. You are fucking piece of shit.
00:35:32You're fucking caught up.
00:35:35You're fucking alone.
00:35:35Sure, you're all fucking nice.
00:35:35You're the only one that was just a moment.
00:35:36You're fucking good, I'm gonna die.
00:35:37You're fucking too late.
00:35:38Come out of the way.
00:35:42What are you afraid of, Paul?
00:35:49Who are you running from?
00:36:11What are you afraid of?
00:37:00What are you afraid of?
00:37:32What are you afraid of?
00:37:42What are you afraid of?
00:37:47It's been a while.
00:37:50I know something you don't know.
00:38:03What are you afraid of?
00:38:17Close the fucking book, man.
00:38:21What are you afraid of?
00:38:42What are you afraid of?
00:38:52What are you afraid of?
00:39:09What are you afraid of?
00:39:10What are you afraid of?
00:39:12Tell me about this.
00:39:15Okay, Paul, I can't deal with this right now.
00:39:20What?
00:39:23Buster?
00:39:29I think people actually ask me what I saw in you.
00:39:58So where are you going?
00:39:59Get it off me, please.
00:40:01Tell me where you're going.
00:40:02Florida, okay?
00:40:03Can you get it off?
00:40:05Why are you going to Florida?
00:40:06For double-A baseball.
00:40:08For viewers who may not know,
00:40:10we're recovering alcoholics now that they're on baseball league.
00:40:12Double-A, not AA loser.
00:40:14Take it off.
00:40:15Not until you tell me that you love me.
00:40:16Fuck off.
00:40:17Oh, you swore on time, Mom.
00:40:20Fuck off.
00:40:21Fuck off.
00:40:24Is that you?
00:40:25Yeah.
00:40:27All right.
00:40:28Gary.
00:40:29All right.
00:40:30I love you, man.
00:40:31I love you, too.
00:40:33Did you just grab my ass?
00:40:57No.
00:40:59Fuck you.
00:41:00You had your chance.
00:41:02No.
00:41:15Fuck you.
00:41:16You had your chance.
00:41:16�na converts.
00:41:23I love you.
00:41:34I love you.
00:41:36I love you, too.
00:41:46I don't know.
00:42:05SIGHOR
00:42:07What?
00:42:14what don't don't fucking sit there and judge me okay i'm on it i'm i'm working i'm i'm stuck
00:42:21i'm i'm working i'm i'm stuck okay it happens sometimes and when it happens you gotta grease
00:42:28the wheels a little bit and by the way i don't owe you shit okay i wrote that fucking movie
00:42:35but
00:42:35everything i fucking had where would you fucking be without that movie it made you a fucking star
00:42:40which means that you owe me don't worry i'm still writing you this will be
00:43:02fucking genius
00:43:07hello everybody and welcome to my movie
00:43:13now some of you are no doubt wondering
00:43:18how you've made it how did i deserve the honor of being included in paul twist's latest masterpiece
00:43:26well i'll tell you kate your performance in our marriage was absolutely fucking devastating
00:43:35are you you killed it you really killed it rusty your work in high school to serve some kind of
00:43:42award and
00:43:43michael i gotta say the about face you managed to pull off in our friendship what november i'm casting you
00:43:49in a hunch but sweetheart
00:43:51i have a feeling you're gonna do just fine
00:43:55over there is david he will be likable yet strong
00:43:59appealing to women tough blah blah blah blah he's gotta test well so there's really not too much i can
00:44:05do there have all of you met punchy
00:44:09there he is we all be working with him very very closely yes november i'm i'm sorry could could you
00:44:16repeat that kate and michael were talking
00:44:19do i have to separate you two well can you please show some respect for your fellow actors
00:44:28yes november you were asking me
00:44:32very good question you are a natural at this already i can tell you're gonna be just great november you
00:44:37will be playing the fantasy girl
00:44:48it requires you to be a very beautiful which you are and uh b it requires you to be
00:44:57uh somewhat naked it's it's it's not that i want to see you naked necessarily you're that you'll make the
00:45:05movie sell better
00:45:07although let's face it both of those are true i really
00:45:11think that you need to be naked in order to sell the vulnerability of the character
00:45:15it'll all be shot very tastefully i assure you michael michael michael michael
00:45:21michael you will be playing the pompous asshole who everybody hates the one who considers himself very very intelligent
00:45:28but when the shit really hits the fan makes incredibly stupid decisions
00:45:46so now you don't look happy
00:45:48you don't like your role too derivative
00:45:52too cliche ridden too fucking bad
00:45:54rusty rusty you will be the malevolent little prick who thinks that his actions don't have consequences
00:46:00it's a role you established yourself playing quite quite well in high school
00:46:18the fact rusty you played it so well i'm counting on you to elicit the biggest cheer from the audience
00:46:27when you die
00:46:45warning everyone right now you do not want to get involved with this one she looks sweet she acts sweet
00:46:52too most of the time some of the time i rest assured this is a
00:46:55black widow
00:46:57right here
00:46:58she will tell you she loves you she will promise to support you she will promise to be there for
00:47:03you
00:47:03she will actually get you to believe it to the point where you expose a little bit of vulnerability the
00:47:07second you do that
00:47:18all right
00:47:20all right
00:47:21all right
00:47:25all right
00:47:50I don't know.
00:48:11Baseball?
00:48:12For viewers who may not know,
00:48:14we're covering alcoholics now that we're on Baseball League.
00:48:16Couple A, not AA Loser. Take it off.
00:48:19Okay, tell me that you love me. Fuck off.
00:48:21Ooh, you swore on time, Mom. Fuck off.
00:48:28Is that you?
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:30Jerry.
00:48:31Yeah.
00:48:32I love you, man.
00:48:33Love you, too.
00:48:35Grab my ass.
00:48:47Are you sure about this, Paul?
00:49:03Are you sure about this, Paul?
00:49:11You could see it.
00:49:13Got it.
00:49:19Oh.
00:49:23You could see it.
00:49:26Got it.
00:49:27Get it.
00:49:28You could see it.
00:49:28I'm sorry.
00:49:39No, no, no.
00:49:43Maybe, maybe?
00:49:45I'm sorry.
00:49:47Maybe.
00:49:47Maybe.
00:49:48Maybe or maybe...
00:49:49Maybe, maybe, maybe.
00:49:54Maybe?
00:49:55Maybe.
00:49:56Maybe.
00:49:56Maybe.
00:50:35Get away from the building!
00:50:39Fuckers.
00:50:42I'm keeping this!
00:50:59Still wish we had kids, Kate?
00:51:02See what we're missing out on?
00:51:06No!
00:51:08No, I wasn't ready.
00:51:10And you know what the difference is?
00:51:11I could admit that, unlike you,
00:51:13who could have to blame me...
00:51:18I'm looking for something to cover up the window.
00:51:21This'll work.
00:51:22I don't give a fuck how it'll look.
00:51:25What would be stupid, Kate,
00:51:27would be sitting in front of an open window
00:51:29freezing my ass off.
00:51:31You don't have to look at it!
00:51:33It's not your house!
00:51:48Ah!
00:51:49Ah!
00:51:50I don't know.
00:52:22You're right.
00:52:23That does look pretty stupid.
00:52:37Seventeen pages.
00:52:41Good work, everybody. Good work.
00:52:44Shall we?
00:52:56On the other side.
00:52:57Shhh.
00:53:00Shhh.
00:53:11Oh, my God.
00:53:25Hello!
00:53:28How do you do?
00:53:31It's raining time at the south.
00:53:37I see the captain rising.
00:53:40That's the boat.
00:53:42I feel your hunger shining.
00:53:46We won!
00:54:08Oh, fuck!
00:54:10David, it's Paul. Call me as soon as you get this.
00:54:12Okay?
00:54:40Yes!
00:54:43David, thank God.
00:54:44What do you mean I'm gay?
00:54:46What?
00:54:46You told Casey I was a fag.
00:54:49I'm sorry about that.
00:54:50Okay, David, look, you gotta come over here.
00:54:52Okay, calm down, calm down.
00:54:53What's going on?
00:54:54I'm losing my fucking mind as to what's going on.
00:54:56Okay.
00:54:57Dude, you're just going a little stir-crazy, that's all.
00:54:59What?
00:55:00What do you mean?
00:55:03David, I'm...
00:55:04Look, I've been 17 pages, okay?
00:55:06And they're good, they're really good pages.
00:55:08Dude, okay, 17 pages, that's not even a fucking short film.
00:55:11Better come over and open my fucking door, okay?
00:55:14Okay, it was your idea to lock yourself in, not mine.
00:55:18I'll fucking jump, I swear to God.
00:55:20I'll jump.
00:55:23Fine, fine, fucking jump.
00:55:26You know who's going to be there to catch you, Paul?
00:55:28No one.
00:55:29I mean, you bail out on this, and it's over.
00:55:32I mean, how many second shots do you think we get, huh?
00:55:35Okay, just write the fucking thing.
00:55:38And when it's done, you call me.
00:55:40But in the meantime, you fucking suck it up.
00:55:44I hate you.
00:55:46You know what?
00:55:47I hate you.
00:55:47I fucking hate you.
00:55:48I fucking hate you!
00:55:49Okay, I can live with that.
00:55:50I'm hanging up now.
00:55:51And stop telling people I'm gay.
00:55:57You and your boyfriend have a fight?
00:56:01I can live with that one.
00:56:05Bye.
00:57:18Close the fucking door, housewife!
00:57:34Yeah, it's fresh.
00:57:37I just made it.
00:57:45Why are we here, Paul?
00:57:48Come on, you know why.
00:57:51So I noticed you were writing a horror movie.
00:57:55I think that's just fantastic.
00:57:57I want to ask you.
00:57:58It speaks.
00:58:01Well, I hope for your sake it's a lot better than that other piece of shit you wrote.
00:58:05Piece of shit, yeah.
00:58:06That piece of shit got made, Michael.
00:58:09It got made, it got theatrical distribution.
00:58:11The script you said was cliche-ridden and derivative.
00:58:14Yeah.
00:58:14Yeah.
00:58:17I would have loved to have seen the look on your face when you saw those billboards go up.
00:58:22You and your pathetic pretensions.
00:58:26You're traveling a little heavy there, Paul.
00:58:28Fuck you.
00:58:28You know, buddy, you might want to make a phone call, you know?
00:58:33Get some help.
00:58:47I'm not touching you.
00:58:51I'm not touching you.
00:58:54I'm not touching you!
00:58:56Stop!
00:58:57What?
00:58:58I'm not touching you.
00:58:58Just quit it, all right?
00:58:59Claps!
00:59:00Claps!
00:59:01Hey!
00:59:02You're not going to cry, are you, Paula?
00:59:04It's okay.
00:59:05You can talk to me.
00:59:08I'm here for you.
00:59:09Watch us bleed!
00:59:11Where do you want to go?
00:59:12Tough guy!
00:59:14Poof!
00:59:19Hey!
00:59:19Over here!
00:59:20We want blood!
00:59:22I'm not touching you.
00:59:23Stop.
00:59:23What, did I touch you?
00:59:25What?
00:59:26Just fucking quit it, all right?
00:59:27Don't fucking push me.
00:59:28You're fucking...
00:59:32I'm not touching you.
00:59:33What?
00:59:49Of course you're exceptionally, very enthusiastic.
00:59:51Em未開, you look from I think would smell the makeup too.
00:59:54That was awesome.
00:59:55Ha, ha, ha.
00:59:57Oh!
01:00:02Honk, you pass me a smoke.
01:00:04Thanks.
01:00:07Ah!
01:00:11What the fuck was that?
01:00:23Is that you?
01:00:25Yeah.
01:00:27All right, Gary.
01:00:28All right.
01:00:30I love you, man.
01:00:30I love you, too.
01:00:32Just grab my ass.
01:01:00I'm losing my mind.
01:01:04I know you are.
01:01:06What am I?
01:01:13I don't know what you are.
01:01:15Do you know how it ends?
01:01:21It hasn't come to me yet.
01:01:24It will.
01:01:26I know.
01:01:27I know.
01:01:37I know.
01:01:44I know.
01:02:09I know you.
01:02:12I know you, too.
01:02:14I know you, too.
01:02:15I know you're losing.
01:02:15Yeah!
01:02:16Come on.
01:02:20I see the captain rising.
01:02:24Lights above.
01:02:26I feel your hungry crying.
01:02:30We want blood.
01:02:33Don't let us entertain you.
01:02:36Watch us leave.
01:02:38We'll...
01:03:07Remember our senior prom, Rusty?
01:03:15Is that you?
01:03:23I had a crush on Grace Bolzer since the seventh grade.
01:03:27Five years, I cried after that.
01:03:32In the senior year, I said, you know what?
01:03:35Fuck it.
01:03:35And I was gonna ask her to go to the farm.
01:03:39You know what she said?
01:03:42She said yes.
01:03:47I knew that night was gonna change my life.
01:03:54I wasn't gonna be awkward anymore.
01:03:56I wasn't gonna feel like I didn't fit in.
01:04:01That night I was gonna come into my own.
01:04:07And then what'd you do, Rusty?
01:04:11Remember?
01:04:14You ran out on the dance floor during a slow song with a bag full of dog shit.
01:04:21And you rubbed it on my hair, and on my face, and on my new suit.
01:04:30And everybody laughed.
01:04:33I mean, it's funny, isn't it?
01:04:34The whole dog shit in the face thing?
01:04:36Classic.
01:04:36I mean, you thought it was funny, right?
01:04:40Fuck you, loser.
01:04:45Well, I didn't.
01:04:50Don't do this, man.
01:04:51I'm sorry, okay?
01:04:53I'm fucking sorry, all right?
01:04:55Well, thank you, Rusty.
01:04:55You see, that means a lot.
01:04:58But I'm still gonna kill you.
01:05:01No.
01:05:03Please.
01:05:04Please don't.
01:05:05Please don't.
01:05:06Please don't.
01:05:07Please don't fucking kill me.
01:05:10Why?
01:05:11Why?
01:05:13No.
01:05:18Ah!
01:05:21Ah!
01:05:22Ah!
01:05:23Ah!
01:05:24Ah!
01:05:25Ah!
01:05:26Ah!
01:05:28Ah!
01:05:30Ah!
01:05:32Ah!
01:05:34Ah!
01:05:35Ah!
01:05:36Ah!
01:05:36Ah!
01:05:36Oh, oh.
01:06:23Nice writing, Tex.
01:06:25Clown.
01:06:26Wow.
01:06:26Clown in a horror movie.
01:06:27That hasn't been done before.
01:06:28Oh, wait.
01:06:29You know what?
01:06:29It has.
01:06:30To death.
01:06:33It's funny.
01:06:36Laugh it out.
01:06:38Your time's coming.
01:07:11You're gonna kill us, aren't you?
01:07:20It's just a screenplay.
01:07:22There's no truth to it.
01:07:26You just killed the guy who made your life a living hell in high school.
01:07:35You're right what you know.
01:07:40Isn't what you know the truth?
01:07:57Jesus, Paul.
01:07:59Are you ever gonna grow a backbone?
01:08:02Don't start.
01:08:05Why are you doing this?
01:08:06What?
01:08:07This.
01:08:08Why are you doing this, Paul?
01:08:10I'm a writer, Kate.
01:08:11This is what I do, okay?
01:08:12I know you think it's some little indulgence or some hobby or something, but it's what I do
01:08:16and what I need to do, so please.
01:08:23Typical you.
01:08:24So answer me this.
01:08:26Are you writing this script to make your life better?
01:08:30Or are you writing it out of revenge?
01:08:33Both.
01:08:34See, the funny thing about killing two birds with one stone, Paul, is in the end, all you
01:08:41have are two dead birds.
01:08:42Wow.
01:08:44Kate, that is deep.
01:08:47I think I will take that to heart.
01:08:50Especially since it came from you, who we both know is an expert at killing animals.
01:08:54She was an accident, Paul.
01:08:55Mm-hmm.
01:08:56You blame me for everything.
01:08:58For your dog, for your brother, for your pathetic life.
01:09:07Fuck you.
01:09:09If you know anything about writing a horror movie, you can't kill all of us.
01:09:13You need someone, in the end, to save the day.
01:09:17Really?
01:09:17Yeah.
01:09:25So do you know who it's gonna be?
01:09:35You're so transparent.
01:09:37It's just...
01:09:38It's sad.
01:09:39It's sad.
01:09:43Greg didn't think it was sad.
01:09:44Greg didn't think it was sad.
01:09:44I think it was sad.
01:09:51It's sad.
01:09:52Okay?
01:09:52Hold on.
01:10:08Hold on.
01:10:09How Renée you used to patents
01:10:23You can end this, you know.
01:10:29Okay.
01:10:33But what if I can't?
01:10:37Well, either way,
01:10:40it shall be done.
01:10:44What, Jack, what do you mean either?
01:11:19You do realize that we're all just figments of your imagination,
01:11:23that the real Michael, he's out there living his life,
01:11:26he has no idea you're writing this thing,
01:11:28and he probably never will.
01:11:29Until he sees it.
01:11:30Come on, Paul, you and I both know this thing,
01:11:32we'll never see the light of day.
01:11:33Haven't changed a bit anyway.
01:11:35How could I?
01:11:36I'm just a memory.
01:11:39I know why I'm here.
01:11:41It's because I said your last script was shit.
01:11:44Please.
01:11:47There you go again,
01:11:48overestimating the power of your opinion.
01:11:50No, Michael, you're here
01:11:51because you were supposed to be my best friend.
01:11:55Don't you encourage me?
01:11:58Support me?
01:11:59Celebrate with me when I had success?
01:12:02Huh?
01:12:04No.
01:12:05No, not you.
01:12:08Too fucking bitter.
01:12:10Too fucking jealous.
01:12:11Too fucking honest.
01:12:12It was shit.
01:12:13And that's why I'm here.
01:12:17I don't think you know what honesty is anymore, Paul.
01:12:21I can understand why you want to get rid of Kate.
01:12:25She wasn't there for you.
01:12:26She broke your trust.
01:12:27And as for your little calendar girl,
01:12:29well, she's just like all the others.
01:12:30She's so fucking pretty,
01:12:31but she has no use for you.
01:12:34And they make you feel pathetic.
01:12:36I would stop if I were you.
01:12:39But where's Jack, Paul?
01:12:41Where's Jack?
01:12:42Out of anyone.
01:12:43He fucked you best.
01:12:44Don't you fucking talk about Jack.
01:12:45You couldn't write a thing
01:12:46after Jack jumped out of that hotel window,
01:12:47so why isn't he here?
01:12:48It's enough.
01:12:49Why isn't he here?
01:12:50Why isn't he here?
01:12:51You were always jealous of him.
01:12:52Why isn't he here?
01:12:52You were always jealous of him.
01:12:53It's not true.
01:12:54Why isn't he here?
01:12:54Is it because he's your baby brother?
01:12:56Or is it because you can't kill yourself twice?
01:12:58That's it.
01:12:58Is that the reason?
01:12:59Fucking finish.
01:12:59Yeah?
01:13:00What, you gonna write me out now, Paul?
01:13:02Because I'm just getting started.
01:13:11None of this is gonna make a difference, you know.
01:13:23Nice fucking clown.
01:13:39Oh, Paul.
01:13:41Oh, Paul.
01:13:42Oh, Paul.
01:13:47Oh, Paul.
01:13:48All right.
01:14:18All right.
01:14:49All right.
01:15:27All right.
01:15:48What did you do?
01:15:50Nothing happens here without you, Paul.
01:15:53It's all you.
01:15:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:15:55I didn't want this.
01:15:56You have to take responsibility for your life.
01:15:59This is your story.
01:16:00Your ending.
01:16:01Your choice.
01:16:01No, I didn't.
01:16:02I didn't.
01:16:03I didn't.
01:16:05I didn't.
01:16:05I didn't.
01:16:07I didn't.
01:16:09I didn't.
01:16:10You.
01:16:11You could have prevented this.
01:16:13You.
01:16:13I didn't want this.
01:16:30I didn't want this.
01:16:42You.
01:17:18You must hate me.
01:17:21I never hated you, Paul.
01:17:26It's you that hates you.
01:17:46It's you that hates you.
01:17:48It's you that hates you.
01:17:58It's you that hates you.
01:18:19I miss you.
01:18:26I miss you.
01:18:32I miss you.
01:18:50I'm gonna call you.
01:18:53For real, when I get out of here, I'm gonna, I'm gonna call you and then, and then we, I'm
01:19:07so sorry, Paul.
01:19:08I'm gonna call you.
01:19:10I'm gonna call you.
01:19:11I'm gonna call you.
01:19:11I'm gonna call you.
01:19:12I'm gonna call you.
01:19:12I'm gonna call you.
01:21:09As much as I like to do this all night, I've got to go spring my buddy out of jail.
01:21:12Hey.
01:24:08Paul?
01:27:29If you find me, hide me, I don't know where I've been.
01:27:40Are we breathing? Are we breathing?
01:27:44Are we wasting our breath?
01:27:50It won't be enough to be real.
01:28:09All the babies tucked away in their beds. We're out here screaming.
01:28:19The life that you thought through is gone.
01:28:28Can't walk down.
01:28:31Can't walk down.
01:28:34Can't walk down.
01:28:36Can't walk down.
01:28:39Can't walk down.
01:28:41Can't walk down.
01:28:43Can't walk down.
01:28:46Can't walk down.
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