#David Schwimmer #Friends
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00:00:00guitar solo
00:00:29guitar solo
00:00:59I just want to tell
00:01:03You just want to tell
00:01:06So many lives
00:01:23Are taking hold
00:01:28It's not your fault
00:01:36They lost my scars
00:01:41I am on your side
00:01:48It's taking me a long time
00:01:56I am on your side
00:02:01I am on your side
00:02:07Can I listen?
00:02:12Can I listen?
00:02:16Can I listen?
00:02:18Can I listen?
00:02:23If I talk to you
00:02:35Can I listen?
00:02:37U.D.C.D.C.D. at the town of FD-6 at this town.
00:02:41We're going to have a look at it.
00:03:00White beer.
00:03:02I'm trying to lose some weight.
00:03:05Hey, Bobby.
00:03:06Where you headed?
00:03:07We're home.
00:03:08What are you doing out here?
00:03:10Nothing.
00:03:11Just driving around.
00:03:13You drunk, Dwayne?
00:03:15I'm not going to lie to you, Bobby.
00:03:18Yeah, that's good.
00:03:20Listen, why don't you come with me?
00:03:23I'm getting off in a half hour.
00:03:25I'll drop you home, I'll call a tow for the truck,
00:03:27and you can pick it up in the morning.
00:03:29How am I going to get back out of here?
00:03:30Dwayne, I'm doing you a favor.
00:03:32Come on.
00:03:33Come on.
00:03:34Come on.
00:03:35Come on.
00:03:39Come on.
00:03:40Come on.
00:03:41Come on.
00:03:42Come on.
00:03:43Come on.
00:03:44Come on.
00:03:45Come on.
00:03:49Come on.
00:03:50Come on.
00:03:52Come on.
00:03:54Get your�� out here.
00:03:56All right, you got it?
00:03:59You okay?
00:04:04All right, come on, let's go.
00:04:06Let's get you out of here.
00:04:09What? What do you got in there?
00:04:11I got my daughter.
00:04:16Honey?
00:04:18Come on, Bobby's gonna give us a right home, sweetie.
00:04:21Come on.
00:04:26You get in the car, Dwayne, I'll get your daughter.
00:04:43This changes things, Dwayne.
00:04:46I can't let you go on this.
00:04:52Get in the car, Dwayne, it's cold.
00:04:56Let me get this straight.
00:04:58You're doing 84 on the Parkway, it's 2 a.m., your daughter's in the back seat, and you're twice the legal limit.
00:05:11Am I hearing this right?
00:05:13Your Honor, if...
00:05:14It's a rhetorical question, Mr. Hopwood.
00:05:16Do you understand the seriousness of your situation?
00:05:18Yeah, Your Honor, um, if I could just say...
00:05:21No, Mr. Hopwood, you can't.
00:05:24Now, I understand the arresting officer is going to pay Mr. Hopwood's bail, is that correct?
00:05:29Yes, Your Honor, that's correct.
00:05:31He's my client's cousin.
00:05:33Uh, we're not, we're not really cousins.
00:05:36Our, uh, fathers are best friends.
00:05:38We sorta, sorta grew up to...
00:05:40Here's what's gonna happen, Mr. Hopwood.
00:05:42I'm releasing you on your own recognizance.
00:05:45Your Honor, my client feels...
00:05:47I sympathize with how your client feels.
00:05:49But due to the fact that Mr. Hopwood has no priors, and it doesn't seem as though he was fleeing with the child, I see no reason not to release him at this time.
00:05:58I am, however, uh, temporarily revoking your license, Mr. Hopwood.
00:06:03Your Honor, with, uh, with all due respect and stuff, I'm, I really need my car.
00:06:08I mean, I work at Caesars, and, I mean, that's how I make my living, and I gotta, I gotta pay child support.
00:06:15What am I, am I supposed to...
00:06:18You live in Longport?
00:06:20Yeah.
00:06:21You have a bike?
00:06:23Yeah, I got a bike.
00:06:26Well then.
00:06:28Your Honor, it's November, it's cold, and I work from 3 a.m. to noon.
00:06:33I'm not your transportation coordinator.
00:06:35Do what you have to do, keep a low profile, and I'll see you back here in two weeks, okay?
00:06:39Okay.
00:06:40You're a very lucky man, Mr. Hopwood.
00:06:42Things could be a lot worse.
00:06:45They could?
00:06:47Oh, yeah.
00:06:58Oh, should, oh, should...
00:07:05Oh, should...
00:07:10Oh, should.
00:07:25Yo, wait! What the fuck?
00:07:29Sorry, man. It's me. Hey, Anthony.
00:07:33Hey, Anthony. Yeah, you kind of snuck up on me there.
00:07:37I wasn't sure it was you. You got that parka on. You gotta get one of those reflector vests, dude.
00:07:41Somebody's gonna run you over. That's what I'm hoping for.
00:07:45Oh, man, don't mess around. I just ran over Seagull, I swear to God.
00:07:49And I told him the same thing. I said, you gotta wear one of those reflector vests.
00:07:53You know what he said? What'd he say? Fuck you!
00:07:57No, really. He said they don't have him in his size and they weigh him down and shit.
00:08:01So listen, you want a ride? Hell yes.
00:08:05Alright, cool, man. Pull over. I'll put your bike in the trunk.
00:08:15Did you get switched? Yeah.
00:08:17I told Rob that I wouldn't read and do it if he'd let me do stand-up. Because I wasn't being actor, you know?
00:08:21I'm fixing slot machines now. If I can get some casino stand-up under my belt, somebody might see me.
00:08:27And I can get an agent or a manager.
00:08:29That's how it starts. It's all for grabs, dude.
00:08:33Robin?
00:08:34Yeah, you know? The dude who books town in the lounge. Big fat black dude.
00:08:38You mean ramen?
00:08:39Yeah, Robin.
00:08:40No, his name is Ramen.
00:08:42It's Ramen and he's like a Muslim name or something.
00:08:45Really? Shit!
00:08:47Are you serious? Yeah.
00:08:49Fuck, I've been calling him Robin.
00:08:50Well, it's Robin. Fuck!
00:08:52I'm like, hey, Robin! How about let me do some stand-up, you big fat fuck?
00:08:56The words to look at me funny.
00:08:58Ramen. Yeah.
00:09:00Like the noodle. Like ramen noodles.
00:09:02Yeah, but he doesn't like that.
00:09:04Oh, okay.
00:09:05Don't ever mention...
00:09:06Oh, yeah? Okay, go ahead.
00:09:08No, I want to be in tight with him.
00:09:10I come out of the top of my act and I'm like, hi, everybody. Mike, good to see you. Everybody good? Everybody got a drink. Mo Green, how are you?
00:09:18Right up. Get Mike a drink. You know that scene from The Godfather?
00:09:22Yep.
00:09:23I can't wait to try it in a casino, you know, because in the movie, they're in a casino.
00:09:26Yeah, you know, in the scene. So, and if someone heckles me, you know, I just go, hey, you know who I am? I'm Mo Green! I'm Mo Green!
00:09:34You know what I mean? It's just bullshit. You just gotta work out a little.
00:09:41Listen, I got a proposal for you. You leave alone, right?
00:09:44Right.
00:09:45Okay, I'm looking for a place to rent that's closer to work.
00:09:47How do you feel about a roommate?
00:09:50You know I got the job, so rent's not a problem.
00:09:52I'll clear out whenever you need me to.
00:09:54I know you got the kids if they visit.
00:09:56You get a ride to work instead of the bicycle thing.
00:09:58I know I talk a lot, but I swear to God I'll shut the fuck up.
00:10:01Anthony, it's not you. It's just a bad time.
00:10:04I understand. I understand. Just do me a favor and think about it.
00:10:08Take a couple days.
00:10:10Get a reflector vest.
00:10:12Maybe a little bell for the bike, you know, whatever.
00:10:15Does it work?
00:10:17Hit me! Hit me!
00:10:19Sir, you need to keep your voice down.
00:10:21I'm not gonna keep my voice down!
00:10:24You get paid to pay attention and you are absolutely killing me!
00:10:27Here, let me work this out. There's no reason to shout.
00:10:30I'm not shouting. Who are you?
00:10:33My name's Dwayne Hopwood. I work for the casino.
00:10:35Uh, Lou, why don't you keep Mr...
00:10:38Uh, Mr. Fuck You.
00:10:40Please keep Mr. Fuck You's chair open. We'll be right back.
00:10:43Hey! Hands off the suit, Dwayne.
00:10:45That's all right, Tommy. It's all right.
00:10:47Here's the deal, Mr. Fuck You.
00:10:49Listen. Either you keep your voice down or Tommy here is gonna put you in a full Nelson while I call the cops and tell them some asshole is mouthing off at Caesars.
00:10:57Then the cops find out who you really are and my guess is that's not something you want. Am I right?
00:11:04Which way?
00:11:08Right this way, sir. Thanks, Lou.
00:11:10Look, I didn't do nothing. That deal is for Dwayne.
00:11:13Just save it. Save it, all right? I know you've been causing trouble at other casinos and I've been tossed a couple of times now.
00:11:18Oh, yeah? How do you know that?
00:11:19How do I know? I'll tell you how I know.
00:11:21Cause I'm Mo Green! That's how I know.
00:11:25I thought you said your name was Dwayne.
00:11:27It is. Hit the road.
00:11:28Well, what about my game?
00:11:29Your game is over. Okay? Now hit the road before you get into trouble.
00:11:32Oh, come on. Don't do this to me.
00:11:35Will you give me another chance here?
00:11:38Come on, please. Listen, I've been up for two days here.
00:11:41Give me a chance, will you?
00:11:44Just play a few slots, okay? Then get the fuck out.
00:11:51Jesus.
00:11:53Mo Green, huh?
00:11:55Gotta keep it fresh, Tommy.
00:11:57Ten minutes to cocktail. Care to join?
00:12:00Nah, rain check. I got shit to do.
00:12:02Oh, hey.
00:12:04I almost forgot. Your ex is waiting out on the boardwalk.
00:12:07Well, Linda's here?
00:12:08Yeah, I was coming over to tell you when that guy popped off.
00:12:10She said she'd meet you on the pier when your shift's over.
00:12:13Thanks, Tommy.
00:12:14Holy shit, I won. I won! I will win!
00:12:1820,000! I won all around!
00:12:35Yeah, baby!
00:12:36You can be happy if you'd mind, too.
00:12:39You can't take some perky cake.
00:12:42You can't take some perky cake.
00:12:44Hi.
00:12:45Is that my bike?
00:12:49I'll get my own if you want.
00:12:50No, it's fine.
00:12:51You can use it.
00:12:52So what's the lack riding to work?
00:12:54Oh, you know, it's November, Linda, so it blows.
00:12:59What, are you mad?
00:13:01I'm thrilled.
00:13:03It's not my fault you lost your license.
00:13:05Well, then why are you mad at me?
00:13:08I didn't say that.
00:13:09Well, why do you seem kind of...
00:13:10Look, Linda, we're divorced.
00:13:11You should stop telling me how I seem.
00:13:15Okay.
00:13:17I'm sorry to ask.
00:13:18Uh, Mary would like to talk to you.
00:13:20Why, what's wrong?
00:13:21Nothing.
00:13:22She just wants to talk to you.
00:13:23She won't tell me why.
00:13:25What about Katie?
00:13:26Is she okay?
00:13:27Yeah, she's fine.
00:13:28I like this.
00:13:30They're both fine.
00:13:32My lawyer has suggested that I revoke your visitation rights because of what you did.
00:13:47What?
00:13:49What are you...
00:13:51Okay, look, I'm sorry, but I...
00:13:55Linda, they take my visitation rights away.
00:13:57That means I can't see Mary and Kate.
00:13:59I understand what it means.
00:14:01I...
00:14:02What...
00:14:03What are you...
00:14:04You got everything.
00:14:06What else do you want?
00:14:08I want you to promise me you won't drink around the kids anymore.
00:14:11Linda, please, okay?
00:14:16You're a drunk, Dwayne.
00:14:18Do you understand?
00:14:19That's what this is all about.
00:14:21I'm not a drunk.
00:14:24Who?
00:14:25Who?
00:14:26Okay, yes, for Christ's sakes.
00:14:30I drink too much sometimes, but, Linda, come on.
00:14:33I'm not a drunk.
00:14:34You're drunk now.
00:14:35Oh, my God.
00:14:37I just got off, okay?
00:14:39I had two quick drinks.
00:14:40Why?
00:14:41Why?
00:14:42It's quarter after 12 during the daytime.
00:14:44Why are you drinking during the day?
00:14:45Not for me, it's not.
00:14:46I just got off work.
00:14:47Remember?
00:14:48Some of us work.
00:14:50Yeah, you work and I don't.
00:14:53You drink, I don't.
00:14:55It's quarter after 12 during the day.
00:14:57Okay.
00:14:58You're not safe around the kids.
00:15:03What were you even thinking?
00:15:05My God, do you know how crazy I was that I was out of my mind?
00:15:08Craig, Craig, would you not so loud?
00:15:10I was, I was, I was just bringing her around.
00:15:13I was frantic.
00:15:14And I'm telling you something right now.
00:15:16If you ever, ever drink around my kids again.
00:15:18Our kids.
00:15:19Our kids.
00:15:20Our kids.
00:15:21Our kids.
00:15:36Okay.
00:15:40I'm buying a new one.
00:15:41Dwayne.
00:15:42Pick up.
00:15:43Let's take a walk.
00:15:44Call a taxi.
00:15:45What do you need a taxi for?
00:15:46What's wrong with your car?
00:15:47I got a 92 Explorer with over 100,000 miles on it.
00:15:48I got an 89 Volvo my son uses.
00:15:49It's got almost 200,000 miles on it.
00:15:50Runs like the top.
00:15:51How's he doing about that?
00:15:52Yeah, he's busy bankrupting me at college.
00:15:54Yeah?
00:15:55What's that running?
00:15:56About a hundred grand.
00:15:57Jesus Christ.
00:15:58For a degree in communications.
00:15:59What's that?
00:16:00It's radio, television.
00:16:01I don't know.
00:16:02Okay.
00:16:03Mrs. Felipe tell us again when you saw.
00:16:04I seen him give him a handful of quarters which he used on my machine.
00:16:09That ain't your machine you crazy old wacko.
00:16:12Let her finish it.
00:16:13He got 40 miles on it.
00:16:14It runs like the top.
00:16:15He's busy bankrupting me at college.
00:16:16What's that running you?
00:16:17About a hundred grand.
00:16:18Jesus Christ.
00:16:19For a degree in communications.
00:16:20What's that?
00:16:22That's radio, television.
00:16:23I don't know.
00:16:24Okay.
00:16:25Mrs. Felipe tell us again when you saw it.
00:16:26I seen him give him a handful of quarters which you used on my machine.
00:16:31you crazy old wacko before he won that money i should have won that money what are you talking
00:16:38about that ain't your machine i played that machine wasn't being played i was coming right
00:16:43over with my quarters for my other machine you crazy freaking wacko all right that's enough
00:16:48tommy says it was mr alonzo's quarter mr alonzo oh yeah yeah it was his mr alonzo was um playing
00:17:06blackjack he had a problem with lou uh we had a little talk i suggested he cool off by playing
00:17:11some slots and he got lucky that's it then mrs felipe mr alonzo won that money fair and square
00:17:21now why don't you go back to that machine maybe it's still hot i come here every day
00:17:27i'm a widow on a fixed income i deserve that money everybody knows it's my machine i'm very sorry
00:17:35mrs felipe but there's nothing i can do i'm a widow on a fixed income all right come with me
00:17:41mr alonzo collect your winnings and they'll come back you just said i want it fair and square
00:17:49how come you're giving me a hard time because you're a liar and a cheat and you've been kicked
00:17:53out of several casinos on several occasions well yeah okay whatever but i did win this
00:18:02you did enjoy your winnings have a nice day
00:18:07you know something duane sometimes lately i get the feeling you're not happy at your job
00:18:20i'm happy carl are you duane because what just walked out that door is a potential public relations
00:18:28nightmare poor old lady loses scumbag wins i need sound judgment from my pit bosses duane or else
00:18:36it's my ass you understand i understand good thanks for coming in duane
00:18:41the
00:18:56you
00:19:31I don't know if we should be looking in here or not.
00:19:36You just put it in the box.
00:19:38Would you do it?
00:19:40I'd cut myself on a mailbox.
00:20:01I'm sorry, I was just kidding.
00:20:14Are you okay?
00:20:14Do I look okay?
00:20:16Just tell them about the invitation.
00:20:18Wait a minute.
00:20:19Okay.
00:20:20Huh?
00:20:21The invitation.
00:20:21Oh, the invitation.
00:20:23Yeah, there's an invitation in your mailbox to Thanksgiving dinner.
00:20:28Me?
00:20:29Yes, you and your family.
00:20:31Oh, well, how's that going?
00:20:34Still divorce, Fred.
00:20:36Oh, sorry.
00:20:37I realized that.
00:20:39I just, neither one of us wanted to assume that anything.
00:20:45Well, it's just me.
00:20:48Are you dating anyone?
00:20:50Oh, Fred.
00:20:54Look, thanks.
00:20:56Thanks a lot, Fred.
00:20:57Thanks, Wally.
00:20:58Um, well, uh, I'll check my schedule and, uh, you know, I may be working, but...
00:21:04What do you mean?
00:21:05Working on Thanksgiving Day?
00:21:06They make you work?
00:21:07Casinos are nonstop, Fred.
00:21:09I work holidays all the time.
00:21:11Fred.
00:21:12Oh, come on.
00:21:13Well, anyway, good night.
00:21:16Okay.
00:21:17Good night.
00:21:17In the mailbox.
00:21:18Good night.
00:21:26Mary!
00:21:28Hi, Daddy.
00:21:29Hey!
00:21:30Hey, you know what?
00:21:31Grab your bike.
00:21:32I'll race you to the boardwalk.
00:21:34Wait!
00:21:36Linda!
00:21:37It's Dwayne.
00:21:38I'm taking Mary for a ride.
00:21:42A bike ride!
00:21:45Come on, slowpoke.
00:21:48Where's Katie?
00:21:49She's with Mom and Bob.
00:21:51Who's Bob?
00:21:52Mom's friend.
00:21:54He dogs every day.
00:21:56He's in a little bit of shape.
00:22:00What, and I'm not?
00:22:03He's not older like you are.
00:22:08Well, how old is Bob?
00:22:10I don't know.
00:22:13So, uh, so what's the deal with jogging Bob?
00:22:16Well, what do you mean?
00:22:19Well, how long has he been Mom's friend?
00:22:22I don't know.
00:22:27You like him?
00:22:29He's all right.
00:22:33So Mom said you wanted to talk to me?
00:22:38Yeah.
00:22:38Yeah, what about?
00:22:41You think I can live with you?
00:22:44Why?
00:22:44Why do you want to live with me?
00:22:47Just because.
00:22:48Hey, because why?
00:22:50Dad!
00:22:51What?
00:22:52Just because.
00:22:54Hey, hey, hey.
00:22:55Hold up, hold up.
00:22:56Mary, you know the deal, all right?
00:22:58You live with Mom and I get to visit.
00:23:00That's a shitty deal.
00:23:02Hey, hey.
00:23:03Watch it.
00:23:04Come on.
00:23:07And I hate Kate.
00:23:09What?
00:23:09You don't hate your sister, Mary.
00:23:10Yes, I do.
00:23:11Mary.
00:23:11She got me fat and went and Bob.
00:23:13Mom said he'd take me jogging so I could lose some weight.
00:23:17I hate a stupid guy.
00:23:19Okay, okay.
00:23:19Hey, hey.
00:23:20Come on.
00:23:22Your sister loves you, okay?
00:23:24I'll talk to her.
00:23:25She shouldn't have said that.
00:23:27I'll talk to her, okay?
00:23:29I love you, okay?
00:23:31Okay.
00:23:31Hey.
00:23:52Hey.
00:23:53Hey.
00:23:59Sorry about the other day.
00:24:00You didn't have to buy me a new bike.
00:24:03Oh, yeah, I did.
00:24:08Can I sit down?
00:24:09Sure.
00:24:14I have some honey cloves.
00:24:16Oh, I'd rather you didn't.
00:24:18Why are your feet wet?
00:24:19They're not wet.
00:24:20Mary, look at your feet.
00:24:21They're soaking wet.
00:24:21Sorry, it's my fault.
00:24:23We took a ride on the beach.
00:24:24Okay, go change your shoes and you can have a small bowl of cereal.
00:24:30We're leaving for lunch in 15 minutes.
00:24:32You're welcome.
00:24:33I, what, you're leaving?
00:24:35I thought you wanted me to come talk to her.
00:24:36Yeah, I did, but you didn't tell me you were coming now.
00:24:40I thought maybe we could all do something.
00:24:42Well, like what?
00:24:44I thought we could all, I don't know, maybe have dinner later?
00:24:47I can't.
00:24:51Lunch?
00:24:52Mm-mm.
00:24:55Late breakfast?
00:24:59Well, can I interest you in a glitten?
00:25:04A...
00:25:04It's not a glove, it's not a mitten.
00:25:07This here's a glitten.
00:25:08Oh, thanks.
00:25:09Okay.
00:25:09Okay.
00:25:17Hey, Lynn.
00:25:19Dwayne.
00:25:22Hey.
00:25:30Lynn, come on, please.
00:25:34Please.
00:25:35I've been thinking, um, about what you said, and I think, I think I'm gonna try to do
00:25:53it, and if I give up drinking altogether, I was wondering if maybe you could, I don't
00:26:00know, I was hoping you could call off your lawyer.
00:26:02Who came where?
00:26:30Oh, my God, let me see.
00:26:32Two in one day?
00:26:34And the Tooth Fairy gave you five bucks?
00:26:37Thank you very much.
00:26:39And so what are you gonna get?
00:26:41A necklace.
00:26:42A necklace, huh?
00:26:44Yeah?
00:26:45Well, we talked about that.
00:26:46That's more of a grown-up present that costs more than five dollars.
00:26:49Well, what kind of necklace?
00:26:51It's the same as Mommy's.
00:26:52Oh, yeah?
00:26:53Which one?
00:26:54It's nothing.
00:26:54It's, um...
00:26:56No, it's, uh...
00:26:58Well, I had seen this thing.
00:27:00I drew it out for a guy.
00:27:02I designed a little, uh...
00:27:05And he had it made for my birthday.
00:27:08That is true.
00:27:09Yeah.
00:27:10It was great.
00:27:11You got my flowers.
00:27:17I did.
00:27:18They were beautiful.
00:27:20Beautiful.
00:27:21Bob threw them out.
00:27:23Mary.
00:27:23I saw him throw them out.
00:27:25Bob did not just throw them out.
00:27:27No.
00:27:27Lynn, it's fine.
00:27:28Mary, he didn't throw them out.
00:27:29Lynn.
00:27:30No, what happened was they were a little ripe.
00:27:32And I thought it was time to throw them out.
00:27:34We would never, ever just throw them away.
00:27:36Lynn, it's okay.
00:27:38It's been a week and a half.
00:27:40I'm glad you got them.
00:27:42Happy birthday.
00:27:57Hey, you guys.
00:27:59It's time for Powerpuff Girls.
00:28:01Woo!
00:28:01Woo!
00:28:03Powerpuff Girls!
00:28:03I'll be in in a minute.
00:28:05Uh-huh.
00:28:06Okay, don't sit too close.
00:28:09Woo, thank God for Powerpuff Girls, eh?
00:28:11I can say that again.
00:28:14Well, I gotta go.
00:28:15Thanks again for lunch.
00:28:16Oh, yeah, sure.
00:28:17Listen, it was really a pleasure.
00:28:18Yeah, you too.
00:28:21Um, Mary.
00:28:23Oh, yeah, how'd that go?
00:28:24Good.
00:28:25Um, she's okay.
00:28:28She's just mad at Katie for calling her fat.
00:28:31But she'll be all right.
00:28:33I thought that's what it was.
00:28:34Yeah.
00:28:34You know, I had told her that I am happy to help her
00:28:36if she wants to, you know, get in a little better shape.
00:28:39Because there's easy things that I can do with diet,
00:28:41exercise, really easy stuff.
00:28:43Yeah, well, she's eight, you know.
00:28:45Yeah, no, I know.
00:28:46I mean, there's...
00:28:46I just thought that, uh...
00:28:47Plenty of time for her to be self-conscious later.
00:28:50Yeah?
00:28:51Sure.
00:28:52Yeah, although, you know,
00:28:53it's never too early to start good habits.
00:28:54You know, especially with nutrition,
00:28:55because, you know, at a young age, the fat cells...
00:28:57You know, it's, um, what...
00:28:59He's very into nutrition,
00:29:00and he's really, uh, healthy.
00:29:02Was a healthy lifestyle.
00:29:03No, I don't know.
00:29:03I said, jogging Bob.
00:29:05Uh, just Bob.
00:29:08It's fine.
00:29:08Huh?
00:29:09Just Bob.
00:29:12Well, just Bob.
00:29:14I'm just telling you
00:29:15that she doesn't really need to hear you
00:29:18telling her she needs to lose weight.
00:29:20First of all,
00:29:21that's the wrong thing to be telling
00:29:23an eight-year-old girl.
00:29:25And second of all,
00:29:26it's none of your fucking business.
00:29:28Okay, you know what?
00:29:29Okay, you know what?
00:29:29Wayne, please.
00:29:29No, because if you're gonna be an asshole,
00:29:32all right?
00:29:32Guys, guys.
00:29:33Asshole.
00:29:33Really, it's just no.
00:29:34Calm down.
00:29:35Wayne, what are you doing?
00:29:37Wayne, what are you doing?
00:29:38Wayne, stop it!
00:29:39Stop it!
00:29:40Stop it!
00:29:41Are you staying?
00:29:46No, no.
00:29:47I gotta go.
00:30:01Love you.
00:30:01Bye, Daddy.
00:30:03Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:04Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:04Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:06Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:06Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:07Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:07Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:08Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:09Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:09Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:10Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:11Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:11Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:12Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:12Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:13Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:14Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:15Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:16Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:17Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:18Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:19Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:20Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:21Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:22Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:23Bye-bye, Daddy.
00:30:24Hey, Dwayne.
00:30:43Good front.
00:30:48Dwayne.
00:30:50Anthony.
00:30:51You know Aldo?
00:30:52Yeah.
00:30:53I mean, I don't know him, but he's a comic, right?
00:30:57Not for long, he ain't.
00:31:06What's up?
00:31:07Aldo got Michelle pregnant.
00:31:10Who's Michelle?
00:31:12You know, the waitress in the lounge, night shift, 1819.
00:31:17She's got that tit, too.
00:31:18Oh, yeah.
00:31:19Michelle.
00:31:20What, he got her pregnant?
00:31:21Yep.
00:31:22She started showing, and Robin was going to fire her, so then she told him it was Aldo.
00:31:27Fuck.
00:31:28What's she doing with Aldo, anyway?
00:31:29He's like 55 years old.
00:31:31Yeah, I don't know.
00:31:32How do you know?
00:31:33Patty told me.
00:31:34Who's Patty?
00:31:35Bartender.
00:31:36You know, she's got the black hair with the, like, the white...
00:31:38Look, I ain't just telling you.
00:31:39Oh, yeah, like, uh, like a scarf.
00:31:40I'm cutting your ass right now, or I'll go.
00:31:43Screw you, you fat bastard.
00:31:44Oh, screw me.
00:31:46Screw this shit, dude.
00:31:48Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
00:31:51Now don't come back here anymore.
00:31:54You understand me?
00:31:55Do you understand me?
00:31:57Yeah, yeah.
00:31:58Shut the fuck up.
00:31:59Hey, Barty Fife.
00:32:15You got your shot.
00:32:17You're on Tuesday night.
00:32:19I hope you're funny.
00:32:20Hey, listen, you thought any more about what I said about the roommate thing?
00:32:29I mean, you can't ride that bike everywhere, let's face it.
00:32:34Why do you want to live with me, Anthony?
00:32:36Why?
00:32:37I told you, I'm looking to be closer to work.
00:32:39So just get an apartment, I mean, it's easy.
00:32:42Yeah, but...
00:32:42Yeah, but what?
00:32:43But what?
00:32:44What do you want from me?
00:32:46Seriously.
00:32:47I mean, you're...
00:32:49What, you really think you're going to be some star?
00:32:52You're what?
00:32:52You're 38 years old.
00:32:54I mean, you're dreaming, man.
00:32:56You're funny, but you're dreaming.
00:33:03Yeah, well, what's your dream, Dwayne?
00:33:05Tell me what your dream is, man.
00:33:08At least I got one.
00:33:13You know what?
00:33:15I'm sorry.
00:33:16It's none of my fucking business, Anthony.
00:33:18I'm sorry.
00:33:19It's just cool.
00:33:26It's all right, man.
00:33:27So...
00:33:27You, uh...
00:33:29So you, uh...
00:33:31Really think I'm funny?
00:33:36Thank God, yeah.
00:33:37Yes.
00:33:38Yes.
00:33:39You're a funny guy, Anthony.
00:33:41I knew it.
00:33:42I knew it, man.
00:33:43Look, I, uh...
00:33:44I just don't want to live alone, all right?
00:33:46That's all.
00:33:47That's why.
00:33:48Yeah, I'm 38 years old.
00:33:50I live with my mom in Cape May, New Jersey.
00:33:52But look, I know you better than anyone else at work.
00:33:54And I don't want to work in a casino all night
00:33:56and then go home to some piece of shit apartment I'm renting
00:33:59like a fucking vampire.
00:34:00I don't want to do that shit, you know?
00:34:02And I just thought we could, you know, help each other out.
00:34:05No harm, no foul.
00:34:06You know?
00:34:07If it works, great.
00:34:08If it doesn't, it doesn't.
00:34:10You know?
00:34:11Hey.
00:34:22The house, it's not even mine.
00:34:24It's my parents, so...
00:34:26You don't have to pay me any rent, okay?
00:34:30Just give me some money for utilities and phone
00:34:33and the occasional ride, and we'll see how it goes.
00:34:37Coast wall and weather.
00:34:41It sucks!
00:34:42Ha!
00:34:43Official weather for you.
00:34:45It's a new Easter, Meester, so if you're inside, stay there.
00:34:48That's my advice anyway.
00:34:49Rick DeAngelis, rockin' the Jersey shoreline!
00:34:52Shut up!
00:34:53God, you see that guy?
00:34:55He drives me crazy.
00:34:57He thinks he's so funny.
00:34:58Who?
00:34:59Rick DeAngelis, rockin' the Jersey shoreline!
00:35:03Shut up!
00:35:05What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
00:35:15I don't know.
00:35:16I'll probably just spend it with my neighbors, Wally and Fred.
00:35:21Is Linda taking the kids to visit our folks?
00:35:26No, I don't think so.
00:35:27So why aren't you having dinner with them?
00:35:31It's not gonna happen.
00:35:32No.
00:35:33You know, my old man was always on the road.
00:35:43My mom was working her ass off, keeping me and my two brothers together.
00:35:47She'd bust his balls, he'd drink a little.
00:35:51Not bad, you know.
00:35:54But it always worked out with them.
00:35:58You know, I mean, we felt it.
00:36:01They just, they just, they just loved each other.
00:36:06Fitness and health?
00:36:08That's right.
00:36:10That's right.
00:36:10Give me another virgin.
00:36:15Give me another virgin.
00:36:23I've got to go.
00:36:25I'm inside.
00:36:27Would you help me in?
00:36:29When?
00:36:30It's pouring.
00:36:31I've got to go.
00:36:33You've got to be kidding me.
00:36:41Oh, no.
00:36:42I've got to go.
00:36:56Answer the phone!
00:37:00Oh, God.
00:37:01Oh, God.
00:37:03Do you think I can get a taxi?
00:37:05I don't know.
00:37:07Have you been to Cacanada?
00:37:09God. Shit.
00:37:11What am I gonna do?
00:37:13Dwayne, I am serious.
00:37:15I have got to get back.
00:37:17All right, come here.
00:37:19Tell you what.
00:37:23You go to bed with me
00:37:25and I'll let you borrow my boogie board.
00:37:29Dwayne,
00:37:31I am soon not going to sleep with you.
00:37:33Why not?
00:37:35Dwayne,
00:37:37stop. Why?
00:37:39Because you're drunk
00:37:41and you smell
00:37:43like a dead rat.
00:37:45Oh, oh, and that's a bad thing.
00:37:47God.
00:37:51You're probably right.
00:37:53Shit.
00:37:55Hey, you know, you're welcome to stay as long as you want.
00:37:59I think I'm gonna
00:38:01take a nap.
00:38:03Well, I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket
00:38:05for the land of the tall palm tree.
00:38:07Although I owe a Milwaukee
00:38:09yellow wacky key.
00:38:11I just stepped down from the airplane.
00:38:13Went out to the town of the tall palm tree.
00:38:15I know I owe a Milwaukee.
00:38:17Yellow wacky key.
00:38:19I just stepped down from the airplane.
00:38:21When I heard her say.
00:38:23Whacka, whacka, whacka, nuka, nuka, nuka,
00:38:25whacka, whacka, nuka, nuka, nuka,
00:38:27whacka, whacka, nuka, nuka, nuka,
00:38:29would you like a lane?
00:38:31Hey!
00:38:33Let's talk dirty in Hawaii.
00:38:35Whispering my ear.
00:38:37Yeah, kaputumaka, wah, wah, wah, henny.
00:38:39All the words I long to hear.
00:38:41Whacka-whacka-nooka-nooka-looka, Whacka-whacka-nooka-looka, What you like a lame?
00:38:46Hey, let's talk dirty in Hawaii, Whisper in my ear,
00:38:53Hicka-pooka-mocka-wa-wa-heny, Are the words I long to hear.
00:38:59Lay your coconut on my tiki, What the heck-a-mooka-mooka, dear?
00:39:05Let's talk dirty in Hawaii, Say the words I long to hear.
00:39:11Swayne, get over here.
00:39:15This is Dwayne, he's the manager at Caesars.
00:39:17And Dwayne, this is Stephanie, right?
00:39:21Yeah.
00:39:21Stephanie, okay.
00:39:22And Sharon.
00:39:23Sharon's got that, like, Julia Roberts vibe happening, I'm feeling it.
00:39:27And this is the lovely Arlene.
00:39:29And over here, this is Erica.
00:39:32So listen, ladies, this is what I'm thinking.
00:39:34I'm headlining Tuesday night at the Blue Martini.
00:39:37I do comedy.
00:39:38And since Dwayne manages the casino, I'm thinking we'd love to have you guys come out for the show.
00:39:43You manage there?
00:39:45Yeah, Dwayne's been there, what, 10 years?
00:39:46Almost nine.
00:39:48Yeah, almost nine.
00:39:49And you're headlining?
00:39:50Yeah.
00:39:51No, no, no, no.
00:39:53I'm just getting into stand-up.
00:39:54I'm mostly an actor.
00:39:56And Dwayne, he came out to L.A.
00:39:58And he invited me out here because he saw me at the comedy store.
00:40:01Mostly it's the acting thing.
00:40:03You know Jag on CBS?
00:40:06I heard of that.
00:40:07That's that young guy, the cute guy.
00:40:09Anyone seen it?
00:40:11Anyone?
00:40:12Okay, well, I do a regular role on there.
00:40:14I play a marine doctor.
00:40:17It's sort of a best friend part with the main character.
00:40:20Really?
00:40:22Yeah, we got, because of Thanksgiving, we have a couple hiatus weeks.
00:40:25So I'm out here doing my act at the casino, some other pub.
00:40:29Pub?
00:40:30Publicity.
00:40:31You know, Regis and Kelly Lee, Conan O'Brien, stuff like that.
00:40:35Going back to L.A.?
00:40:36Yeah, we got three more shows to shoot before Christmas, so...
00:40:39Yeah, maybe we'll come.
00:40:41Cool.
00:40:43If I can have your autograph.
00:40:44You can have whatever you want, baby.
00:40:46Tuesday night at 10, in the lounge.
00:40:49Bring your dancing shoes.
00:40:53Jag?
00:40:54Yeah, college chicks don't watch Jag.
00:40:57Different thermographic.
00:41:06Let me tell y'all what it's like
00:41:26Being male, middle class, and white
00:41:29It's a bitch if you don't believe
00:41:31Listen up to my new CD, Shammo
00:41:34I got shit running through my brain
00:41:46So intense that I can't explain
00:41:49All alone in my white boy plane
00:41:51Shake your booty of all the bandplanes
00:41:54I'm rockin' the suburbs
00:42:05It's just like Michael Jackson did
00:42:08I'm rockin' the suburbs
00:42:10Except that he was talented
00:42:13I'm rockin' the suburbs
00:42:15Yeah, yeah
00:42:18I'm rockin' the suburbs
00:42:20Howdy
00:42:22I'm Anthony
00:42:26Oh, yes, so we saw her
00:42:29Fred and Wally
00:42:30Dwayne told me all about you guys
00:42:34Uh-huh
00:42:35I just moved in
00:42:37Yes, we saw you moving in
00:42:39How do you know Dwayne?
00:42:40We work together
00:42:41At the casinos?
00:42:43Yeah, at Caesars
00:42:44We haven't been up to the casinos in years
00:42:47We, uh
00:42:48Actually, we saw Johnny Mathis
00:42:50Yeah, he's good
00:42:51About, oh, some time ago
00:42:53How long ago would that have been, Wally?
00:42:56I have no idea
00:42:57Yo!
00:42:58Dwayne!
00:42:59Well, see, we're here to tell Dwayne
00:43:02That we're changing the time on Thanksgiving dinner
00:43:04To four o'clock
00:43:05All of Thanksgiving?
00:43:07Yes
00:43:07Yes, we're having Dwayne
00:43:09And, uh
00:43:11Say
00:43:12Are you going to be here?
00:43:15Yeah
00:43:15Well, Anthony
00:43:16Why don't you join us?
00:43:19Really?
00:43:20Great
00:43:20Absolutely
00:43:21Well, a couple things, all right
00:43:23I'm a strict vegetarian
00:43:24And I have ADHD
00:43:26So, you know
00:43:26I have a hard time sitting still
00:43:28My friend who I?
00:43:29Hey
00:43:29We, uh, just invited your friend
00:43:31To join us for Thanksgiving
00:43:33Well, good
00:43:34Listen, good to meet you guys
00:43:35Wally, Fred
00:43:36Thanks for the invite
00:43:38Peace
00:43:38That's my new roommate
00:43:42Yes, he was telling us
00:43:44He's quite a character
00:43:45Oh, yeah
00:43:46He's, he's non-stop
00:43:47So
00:43:48Linda and the girls
00:43:50Yeah
00:43:51They're going to be having dinner
00:43:52With Linda's boyfriend
00:43:53Linda has a boyfriend
00:43:55What?
00:43:59Well, uh
00:44:00These things happen
00:44:02And life
00:44:03Goes on
00:44:05Honestly, guys
00:44:06I just got off the phone
00:44:08With my lawyer
00:44:09Um
00:44:09Linda's trying to
00:44:11Take the kids away
00:44:12So I don't know
00:44:13If I'm going to make it
00:44:13To dinner Thursday
00:44:14Well
00:44:15That's all right, Dwayne
00:44:18We're just a couple
00:44:20Of old men
00:44:21But any way we can help
00:44:22We will
00:44:23So
00:44:24Why don't you go back inside
00:44:25With your crazy roommate
00:44:26And if you can
00:44:28Come to Thanksgiving dinner
00:44:30Thursday
00:44:31At four o'clock
00:44:33And we'll all
00:44:34Give thanks
00:44:36You know
00:44:36Wayne
00:44:49Carl
00:44:49Shit
00:45:06The old lady
00:45:09Went to Larry
00:45:10That prick
00:45:11Dwayne
00:45:14I love you like a son
00:45:17But what the fuck
00:45:18Are you doing
00:45:19How bad is this, Carl?
00:45:26It's the game, Dwayne
00:45:27Oh, man
00:45:30Don't
00:45:30Don't
00:45:31Don't tell me that
00:45:32I mean
00:45:32I'm
00:45:32I'm in the middle
00:45:35Of it here
00:45:36Dwayne, listen to me
00:45:37Are you listening?
00:45:39We're all in the middle
00:45:40Of it here
00:45:41I just took out
00:45:42A second fucking mortgage
00:45:43To pay for a fucking
00:45:44Degree in communications
00:45:46I don't even know
00:45:47What that is
00:45:48But I'm not starring
00:45:49In a fucking movie
00:45:50Doing shit
00:45:51That cost me
00:45:52My fucking job
00:45:53Dwayne
00:45:56My fucking hands
00:45:58Are tied here
00:45:59Larry almost fired me
00:46:01You understand?
00:46:02You saved any money?
00:46:09I think Larry's days
00:46:11May be numbered
00:46:12I heard they offered him
00:46:14Vegas
00:46:15If he takes it
00:46:17We all move up
00:46:18I become Larry
00:46:19You're back in
00:46:21We'll see
00:46:23I'm sorry, kid
00:46:26How about you finish
00:46:29Out the week?
00:46:29I'm sorry, kid
00:46:42I'm sorry, kid
00:46:42You're back in
00:46:43It's fucking mad, isn't it?
00:47:13No!
00:47:21Hey, Jake!
00:47:23Jaker! Hey, come here for a sec.
00:47:25Hey, Mr. Huffling!
00:47:27Hey, Jake, how you doing?
00:47:30Good.
00:47:31Good, good. Listen, can you, uh, can you do me a favor?
00:47:34What's that?
00:47:35Well, I want you to go inside and find Mary and Kate, okay?
00:47:38And tell them I need to see them real quick, all right?
00:47:40I just need to tell them something. Can you do that?
00:47:42No.
00:47:44No, why not?
00:47:46Sorry, Mr. Huffling, I gotta go.
00:47:48All right, don't worry about it, Jake.
00:47:50Kate has playtime anyways now, I think.
00:47:53Oh, yeah, that's her.
00:47:55Hey, Katie!
00:47:57Come here!
00:47:59I'm her dad.
00:48:00Sweetie, hi!
00:48:01Hi, Daddy.
00:48:02What are you doing here?
00:48:03Oh, well, I, um, I, uh, I was just around the corner and I knew you had playtime now, so I thought I'd say a quick hello.
00:48:15Oh, are you warm enough, sweetie?
00:48:17Yeah.
00:48:18Yeah, you sure?
00:48:19I'm sure.
00:48:20Yeah?
00:48:21Uh, how was school today?
00:48:22Good.
00:48:23Yeah?
00:48:24We practice for our play, the Thanksgiving play.
00:48:27Oh, yeah?
00:48:28I'm an Indian American.
00:48:30A what?
00:48:31I'm an American, Daddy, like an Indian.
00:48:35Oh, oh, that's great, sweetie.
00:48:38Yeah, it's fun to be the Indian, huh?
00:48:40Pilgrims are boring.
00:48:41Can you call me?
00:48:43Oh, sweetie, you know, you know how I have work in the mornings.
00:48:48Uh, hey, don't, don't get upset, okay, please?
00:48:53Sweetie, I just wanted to come by and say a nice hello, okay?
00:48:56You know about when I work.
00:48:58Hello, sir!
00:49:00We're going inside.
00:49:02It's too cold.
00:49:03Oh, alright.
00:49:04Can I help you with anything?
00:49:05No, no, she'll be right there.
00:49:08Hey, hey, I'm sorry about the play, okay?
00:49:12I just, I just wanted to see you.
00:49:14See your sweet face, sweetie Kate.
00:49:16Okay.
00:49:17Okay, come here, come here.
00:49:18Give me a kiss.
00:49:19Come here.
00:49:20Come here.
00:49:21Kate!
00:49:26Daddy, let go of me.
00:49:34Off you go.
00:49:42I've been sober 15 years.
00:49:44And every time my mother-in-law makes that funky-ass nut loaf thing, I want to jump.
00:49:50You understand?
00:49:51Not fall.
00:49:52Jump off the motherfucking wagon.
00:49:55Now, we know this is a bad time or can be a bad time.
00:50:00The holidays ain't for drunks that want to do right.
00:50:02You know what I'm saying?
00:50:04So let's talk about that.
00:50:06We talked about it.
00:50:08How about you?
00:50:10Yeah, that's right.
00:50:12You.
00:50:13Sneaky-ass rookie.
00:50:14I see you sneaking in back there.
00:50:16My name is William.
00:50:17I run this group here.
00:50:19Welcome.
00:50:20Come on in.
00:50:21Get yourself a chair.
00:50:23Join the circle.
00:50:25Why don't you tell us your name and a little bit about yourself?
00:50:42I'm Dwayne.
00:50:43Dwayne Hopwood.
00:50:44Good morning, Dwayne.
00:50:45Dwayne.
00:50:46Tell us, what's up with you today?
00:50:48Well, my lawyer said I should do this.
00:50:54I don't, um, I've never been to one of these things.
00:50:59So, uh, but I got a court thing coming up and, um, he thought that, uh, this might help.
00:51:07What kind of court thing?
00:51:09I got stopped out on the parkway last week on a DWI.
00:51:14And he thinks that, uh, the judge might like it if I showed up for a few of these things, you know.
00:51:20This is the first time you've been bussing on DWI?
00:51:23Yeah.
00:51:24First time.
00:51:25Hopefully the last.
00:51:26I heard that.
00:51:27So your lawyer thinks you should be here.
00:51:29What do you think?
00:51:31What do I think?
00:51:32I don't know, uh, if it'll help, you know.
00:51:36I mean, I'm not sure I need to be here, but...
00:51:42Well, let me tell you, Duane, I'm a recovering alcoholic, but I'm also a lawyer myself.
00:51:48And that's advice I give to somebody with a real problem, not a first-time DWI.
00:51:53You're in a room full of people who thought they could get better themselves, including me.
00:51:57But my experience, and I've been doing this for a long time, tells me that when a person walks through that door, they need help.
00:52:07Well, we're your friends.
00:52:10Nothing leaves this room.
00:52:11Nothing.
00:52:12Nothing.
00:52:13I, um, I had my daughter in the car.
00:52:24My wife's lawyer, um, I'm divorced, is telling her that she should have my visitation rights
00:52:51and it's revoked, which means I won't be able to see my two daughters.
00:52:56And if that happens, um, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
00:53:04You don't think you're an alcoholic, Duane?
00:53:07I don't know.
00:53:11My wife says I am, my ex-wife.
00:53:15My lawyer says I should be here.
00:53:22Me?
00:53:23Uh, uh, you know.
00:53:27I'm just, I'm just sad.
00:53:30Is all.
00:53:32I'm just sad right now.
00:53:35Cause, look, I'm, I'm not a drunk.
00:53:39I, I'm, I hate that word.
00:53:45And I work hard.
00:53:47And I pay my bills.
00:53:49And I'm just, just, and I can't have them take my kids away.
00:54:02I can't have that.
00:54:04Sorry, I gotta go.
00:54:06Hey, DeWayne.
00:54:12Promises you'll come back?
00:54:14Yeah.
00:54:23Hey, Steve.
00:54:24Morning, counselor.
00:54:27That's her lawyer, right?
00:54:28Yeah.
00:54:29He's not a bad guy, actually.
00:54:31We play softball together.
00:54:32Shitty third baseman.
00:54:34Oh, yeah?
00:54:35The worst.
00:54:37Plus, he runs like a girl.
00:54:43Just trying to relax.
00:54:44Remember what I told you, okay?
00:54:48Mr. Hopwood, do you wish to say anything?
00:54:51Yes, your honor.
00:54:57Now's the time.
00:55:03Um, Linda, you know I feel real bad about having Mary in the car.
00:55:07Mr. Hopwood, please confine your remarks to me, not to your ex-wife.
00:55:11You know, you know me, Linda, come on.
00:55:13I would never do anything.
00:55:14Mr. Hopwood.
00:55:16Yes, your honor.
00:55:18I will not warn you again.
00:55:21Okay.
00:55:22Do you understand?
00:55:23Yes, your honor.
00:55:25Look, I know I'm at fault here.
00:55:29Linda's, she's a great mom.
00:55:33I mean, she's really raised them.
00:55:36She's had to be the bad guy sometimes, with the discipline.
00:55:39Because I just wasn't, I mean, I was at work.
00:55:44I was always at work.
00:55:48I see that now.
00:55:50And I didn't know.
00:55:54And then, then she left.
00:55:57And it got worse.
00:56:02You know, it, I know I'm not supposed to tell you this, but now, now I've lost my job, your honor.
00:56:07And-
00:56:08Who told you not to tell me that?
00:56:11Um, nobody.
00:56:12Nobody, your honor.
00:56:14Nobody?
00:56:15No.
00:56:16No, I just know.
00:56:17Look, I'm sorry.
00:56:19Your honor.
00:56:23I love my kids.
00:56:26I love my ex-wife.
00:56:28Still.
00:56:29But, I know, she deserves to be happy.
00:56:32So do I.
00:56:33My parents were together 49 years.
00:56:38And after my mother died, six months later, my father, he just, he went.
00:56:45Two.
00:56:47Because he had no reason to stay.
00:56:50See what I'm saying?
00:56:51I need a reason to stay.
00:57:08Your honor.
00:57:09Worked with the man.
00:57:10I'm gonna go talk to her.
00:57:11Don't do that.
00:57:12No, no, it'll be all right.
00:57:13Don't do that.
00:57:14Don't do that.
00:57:15Don't do that.
00:57:16Boy, listen to me.
00:57:17You wanna go to jail, you idiot?
00:57:18I'm telling you, don't go there.
00:57:19Why not?
00:57:20Listen, you gotta calm down.
00:57:21I am, okay.
00:57:22I'm telling you, you gotta calm down.
00:57:23I am, okay.
00:57:24I'm telling you, you gotta calm down.
00:57:27It all depends on the judge and how she views things.
00:57:30Come on, I'm just upset.
00:57:31I want to go from the police.
00:57:32You're going to go.
00:57:33You're not going to go.
00:57:34I'm guessing you're lying or what's going to go.
00:57:35I just wait for the police.
00:57:36I just wait for it.
00:57:37You gotta get me off with the police.
00:57:38And I'm just wait for them to go to jail, you idiot.
00:57:41Why not?
00:57:42I'm telling you, don't go there.
00:57:43Why not?
00:57:44Listen, you gotta calm down.
00:57:45I am, okay.
00:57:46I'm telling you, you gotta calm down.
00:57:48It all depends on the judge and how she views things.
00:57:50Come on, I was just upset.
00:57:52I wasn't gonna hurt anyone with a bat.
00:57:54Dwayne, go home. Stay there.
00:57:56I'll call you as soon as I know something.
00:58:00You hear me?
00:58:11Gobble, gobble, gobble, baby.
00:58:13Thursday's the day Thanksgiving!
00:58:17Turkey Holocaust!
00:58:20Oh, poor bastards.
00:58:23Hey, what is that, an axe?
00:58:25Ouch.
00:58:26Time to spend some quality time with the family.
00:58:29Stuff yourself like the little picky you are.
00:58:31Cranberry sauce, potato, string beans, candy cans, ooh, baby!
00:58:34Coast 101!
00:58:36Wah, dang me! Dang me!
00:58:38Say I ought to take a rope and hang me.
00:58:41High from my highest tree!
00:58:44Woman, would you reep for me?!
00:58:45hey how'd it go i don't know i'll uh i'll find out this afternoon
00:58:56oh all right well sit down man i want to run some stuff by you
00:59:04well what do you think i figured i'd come out like this you know got this whole pissed
00:59:10off turkey monologue worked out just wrote it you know i thought i'd run it by him it's brand new
00:59:17but i think it'll kill and i feel like i gotta grab by the balls just get you know nuts okay
00:59:24you think it's too much no no it's it's very funny so can so can you listen it's been a rough morning
00:59:33i think i just need to be alone for a while well i'm sorry man i'll get out of here no that's all right
00:59:38that's not what i meant no really i'm cool i have a couple other props to pick up anyway
00:59:43so you're coming tonight though right oh yeah i'll be there all right cool man because i'm freaked
00:59:47i am so freaked for real but in a good way you know you know what i mean i mean things happen
00:59:52for a reason duane you know what i mean they really do everything's gonna be okay for both of us you
00:59:59know it's gonna work out and you've been a great friend and i really hope things work out with your
01:00:05wife and kids i'm gonna say a prayer thanks man and you know if i don't see you before you go up
01:00:13there you break a drumstick i like that right there that's funny i'm telling you're a funny guy duane
01:00:35you know what's up
01:00:56hey what's up
01:01:01let's talk
01:01:05wait wait hold on wait wait listen to me you're only gonna make it work
01:01:35ok
01:01:44oh
01:01:47oh
01:01:48Oh
01:02:18Oh
01:02:26Linda
01:02:48All right, yeah, hey, how you doing? Hi everybody Mike, good to see you. Everybody good? Everybody got a drink?
01:03:11Mo Green, how are you? Hey Fred, get Mike a drink. Where are you from, guy?
01:03:16Philly, I knew it. I saw you earlier trying to cash in your chips for a cheesesteak. I knew it. And ladies, how are you?
01:03:24You're back, 40th year in a row. You still haven't broken even. Come on ladies, let's pick it up. Let's pick it up.
01:03:46Yeah, okay, let's look alive people. Come on, it's a comedy show here. Ladies, how you doing?
01:03:56Excellent seat you got here. Looking right at the slot machines. All right. And how you doing over here? How you guys? Very cool. Where are you from over there?
01:04:04Uh huh. Oh, thank you. Thanks very much. Uh, am I finished? I guess I'm done. That's it for me everybody. Good night. I'm just doing two minutes.
01:04:12You guys can catch me here tomorrow night, performing from 843 to 845. But it will be a different two minutes. I promise you.
01:04:18You catch me. Oh, what are we doing now? Oh, great. Charades, yeah. You're a mime who's suffered a head injury.
01:04:24Uh, you're, you're the worst guy ever from Cirque du Soleil. Uh, oh, oh, something else here now. Oh, uh, ladies and gentlemen, a big round of applause for the drunk guy.
01:04:40And my roommate. He's also my roommate. Can you believe that, ladies? Unbelievable. And my road manager. He's my road manager, too.
01:05:00Yeah, just, uh, take a walk, uh, stroll around, do whatever you need to do. Uh, no, sir. Uh, I'm too sexy for my shirt. You are ruining my set. Dwayne, man, what are you doing?
01:05:16Dwayne, come on. Dwayne, come on, man.
01:05:20Romneyt, hold for your desk. Hurry up.
01:05:32The casino's actually got odds on his fight, it's, uh...
01:05:44иiden!
01:05:46Robert, hurry up.
01:05:48It's not funny.
01:06:18It's not funny.
01:06:48Nice hat.
01:06:50I do a rap thing.
01:06:52Fresh.
01:06:56Peace.
01:06:58I don't even get to it.
01:07:00I'm sorry, man.
01:07:02I'm...
01:07:04I'm really sorry.
01:07:06It's all right.
01:07:08It was going good
01:07:10before it became a duet.
01:07:12Ramen says it'll let me go on again.
01:07:14So, you all right?
01:07:16Yeah, I'm all right.
01:07:18You're lucky they let me take you home, man.
01:07:20They wanted to call the cops and send you to the hospital,
01:07:22but I knew if that happened, you'd probably end up in jail.
01:07:24So, Tommy and I dragged your ass back here.
01:07:26The fuck were you on?
01:07:28About nine scotches and, um...
01:07:32an old hit of mescaline some guy at work gave me.
01:07:36Oh, Jesus.
01:07:38What did I sound like on nine scotches and a hit of mescaline?
01:07:42Loud.
01:07:44You sounded loud, man.
01:07:46So, uh...
01:07:48the court thing didn't work out?
01:07:50No, I lost visitation rights.
01:07:52And Linda is gone.
01:07:56With the kids.
01:07:58I'm sorry, man.
01:08:00You know, I lost my job.
01:08:02Yeah, Ramen told me.
01:08:04Why don't you say something?
01:08:06Oh, I didn't wanna, you know...
01:08:08Mess you up before the big show.
01:08:12I figured here soon enough.
01:08:15Wow.
01:08:16That was nice of you.
01:08:18But Ramen told me just before I went on.
01:08:20I was like, is Dwayne here?
01:08:22And he's like,
01:08:23Dwayne don't work here no more.
01:08:25You won't.
01:08:26Oh!
01:08:32Shit, I'm sorry, man.
01:08:34Nah, it's okay.
01:08:35I was doing good, you know.
01:08:37I actually thought I could use it.
01:08:38But, you know,
01:08:39when the alien popped out of your chest,
01:08:41I felt I lost their attention.
01:08:47I'll get it.
01:08:49Just go take a shower or something.
01:08:51You're scaring me.
01:08:52What?
01:08:53You look like shit, man.
01:08:54You shower.
01:08:55You're having a bad hair.
01:08:57Just trust me.
01:08:59Just shower up.
01:09:01It'll be good for you.
01:09:05Morning.
01:09:06Happy day before Thanksgiving.
01:09:08Thanks.
01:09:09Is Dwayne here?
01:09:10I got it.
01:09:11Oh.
01:09:12Okay, yeah.
01:09:13Hey.
01:09:14Hey.
01:09:15Hey.
01:09:16Who is that?
01:09:17Oh, that's, uh, that's Anthony.
01:09:20He's my new roommate.
01:09:21Oh.
01:09:22Wow.
01:09:23How's that working out for you?
01:09:24Who the fuck knows that?
01:09:27No, it's not.
01:09:32So?
01:09:33So you know I'm leaving?
01:09:35Yeah.
01:09:36Yeah, I went by the house yesterday.
01:09:39I thought you were already gone.
01:09:40I'd never do that.
01:09:41The furniture was gone because we had to get it out before the first of the month so Mrs. Wakeley could rent it.
01:09:45But I would never leave without saying goodbye.
01:09:48Where are the girls?
01:09:50Bob's.
01:09:51He's been offered a job in South Carolina and he's asked that the girls and I go with him and I said yes.
01:10:07Um, what kind of job?
01:10:10Same thing.
01:10:11His brother owns a gym and they're gonna co-run it.
01:10:15And if it works out, they're gonna let the bookkeeper go and I can do that.
01:10:19It's not a lot of money, but between both our salaries and the child support, I think we're gonna be alright.
01:10:24You know anything about bookkeeping?
01:10:27Well, I've been taking night courses and, um, how hard could it be?
01:10:40Do you love this guy?
01:10:44Yeah, I do.
01:10:47That's good.
01:10:52One thing though, he's gotta, uh, he's gotta back off Mary.
01:10:55I know.
01:10:56I think he thinks he's being helpful.
01:10:57He just doesn't really know how to be around them all the time yet, but he's good with them and he's learning.
01:11:02How, how did this happen, Linda?
01:11:17Dwayne, get me.
01:11:19I know.
01:11:20I did it.
01:11:21I'm sorry.
01:11:22I know.
01:11:23You're a good father.
01:11:24And tomorrow, if you can, it would be great if around 10 o'clock you could come by before we leave and say goodbye to the girls.
01:11:39This is Bob's address.
01:11:40When I get there, I'll call you right away.
01:11:44I'll give you our phone number and I'll arrange for you to visit them in a couple of months.
01:11:49Thank you, Linda.
01:11:50You're welcome.
01:12:05Bye.
01:12:09Bye.
01:12:10Oh, so what are you gonna do for Thanksgiving?
01:12:15Uh, Anthony and I are gonna go over to Fred and Wally's for dinner.
01:12:20You're going to Fred and Wally's?
01:12:22Wow.
01:12:23Well, that is almost worth sticking around to see.
01:12:27Yep.
01:12:28Almost.
01:12:40The clock's running down.
01:12:41The team's losing ground.
01:12:53To the opposing defense.
01:12:54The young quarterback waits for the snap.
01:12:55When suddenly it all starts to make sense.
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01:13:59He seems so amused
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01:14:29He thinks of his mother
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01:14:40He thinks of his father
01:14:47His two younger brothers
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