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00:00:12Good night, Mr. Leonard. Don't work too late now.
00:00:17Just closing up. Nothing much happens around here after dark.
00:00:38I don't know.
00:01:11It's our world, it's my life, and my party starts jumping when we all come out at night.
00:01:23We are one, it's how it should be.
00:01:29Watch where you're going, I'm flying here.
00:01:32Would excuse me kill you?
00:01:34Oh great, now I forgot where I was going.
00:01:38Socks, Lampucci!
00:01:41At the end of each day with the fading light, me and my friends come out to breathe the night.
00:01:47Show them we can take it and then you'll see, a beautiful world made for you and me.
00:01:53Don't back up, don't back down, we're gonna show this town.
00:01:58It's our world, it's my life, and my party starts jumping when we all come out at night.
00:02:09We are one, we are one, it's how it should be.
00:02:14Thor clothes, party time!
00:02:16Nothing gonna steal to the way around the sea.
00:02:19Oh boy, Dizzy, uh oh, gonna barf!
00:02:22I am so excited to...
00:02:24Uh oh.
00:02:28Dude, that hurt.
00:02:43Listen up, fat cat burglar.
00:02:45I'm giving you one last chance to hand him over before I cash in your coupons for you.
00:02:49It is you, the great dexter detective who's about to take a fall.
00:02:55Or should I say, be pushed!
00:02:59If I had a raisin for every time I've heard that one.
00:03:03Exterminate him!
00:03:06Hey, hairless hamsters, want some of this?
00:03:30My mother would be so ashamed.
00:03:33Okay, it's just you and me, fat cat.
00:03:35Now fork over the little guys and no one gets hurt.
00:03:37Yeah!
00:03:39I'm sending you to the cooler, burglar.
00:03:41I'm gonna kill you!
00:03:47No!
00:03:48No!
00:03:49Stop!
00:03:50You wouldn't!
00:03:53I just wanna be loved.
00:03:55Is that so cool?
00:04:16No!
00:04:22No!
00:04:24No!
00:04:32No!
00:04:39No!
00:04:41No!
00:04:41No!
00:04:53No!
00:04:54No!
00:05:00No!
00:05:05No!
00:05:09No!
00:05:10No!
00:05:10No!
00:05:11No!
00:05:11No!
00:05:11No!
00:05:13No!
00:05:13This is...
00:05:16Oh!
00:05:18You bet your box top, you my man!
00:05:25Sunshine, over here!
00:05:26Good kick!
00:05:27Way to go, buddy!
00:05:28Oh, you guys are doing great.
00:05:30You're Melon Ball superstars.
00:05:32Over here, Sunshine.
00:05:34Hey, Sunshine, over here.
00:05:37Catch it.
00:05:41Okay, you little Ikes. Buh-bye.
00:05:44Thank you, Sunshine.
00:05:46Oh, Danny, that was so nice of you.
00:05:50It was?
00:05:51Of course.
00:05:53The way you saved Dex from that Melon Ball?
00:05:55That's what friends are for, right?
00:05:57Dude's lost a step, for real.
00:05:59Hungry, tough guy?
00:06:00Hiya, kitten.
00:06:01How about we get Chef Boyardee to make us a huge Feastermungus dinner?
00:06:06My treat.
00:06:07Oh, pizza! Great idea!
00:06:09Hey, I'll take an extra...
00:06:11Gotta fly.
00:06:13See you later, Danny.
00:06:15Sunshine.
00:06:16Or we could play stickball with Mr. Clean.
00:06:19Well, uh, actually, I scanned...
00:06:22Or, I mean, planned something special tonight.
00:06:26Mm.
00:06:27Let me guess.
00:06:28A romantic, hot-air balloon ride, perhaps.
00:06:32Oh, no.
00:06:33You just did that.
00:06:34Was it scary up there with those itsy-bitsy, hairless hamster henchmen?
00:06:39I would've tussled with them myself.
00:06:42Really?
00:06:42Don't believe me?
00:06:44Listen, Sherlock.
00:06:45Just cause every Ike in town relies on you to protect them, doesn't mean that I couldn't kick your butt.
00:06:51Anytime.
00:06:53You want some?
00:06:55Oh, yeah.
00:06:58It warms my heart the way you love my raisins, tough guy.
00:07:03Why, Mr. Dogtective, are you sweeping me off my feet?
00:07:07I'm working on it.
00:07:12Dex.
00:07:14Alright, your table's ready.
00:07:16We've got caviar, fillets mignons, and an outstanding array of fruits and vegetables.
00:07:22Stay away from the Brussels sprouts.
00:07:25And forget about it.
00:07:26For dessert, we got...
00:07:27Mmm.
00:07:29Ice cream.
00:07:29My favorite.
00:07:31You want a lick?
00:07:32Yes.
00:07:33No, no, no.
00:07:35Oh, Jax.
00:07:36This is so great.
00:07:39Sunshine.
00:07:40You mean the world.
00:07:41What?
00:07:42You mean the world to me.
00:07:44Maximilius!
00:07:45Hey.
00:07:46I like you too.
00:07:47Oh.
00:07:48Use means huh.
00:07:50I just want to take care of you, baby.
00:07:53I do feel so safe in your arms, and I'm so proud of you, Dex.
00:07:58But I worry when you're on a dangerous case.
00:08:00I'll be fine.
00:08:02Have to be.
00:08:03To make sure nothing bad ever happens to you.
00:08:06Always, Dex.
00:08:08Forever, kitten.
00:08:10Here goes.
00:08:12Sunshine.
00:08:13Don't run.
00:08:14Next time, a doll face boss.
00:08:21He's gonna crash again!
00:08:27It looks like Danny's drawing a picture.
00:08:34Of us.
00:08:35That's so cute.
00:08:38But what's he trying to draw in your hand?
00:08:41What I've been trying to ask you all night.
00:08:44Oh, no.
00:08:44He's not gonna try to...
00:08:46He's got a loop-de-loop to make the engagement ring?
00:08:48For crying out loud.
00:08:50You never made the loop-de-loop.
00:08:52No problem.
00:08:53Cause I'm gonna stand the day and...
00:08:56Fly away!
00:08:57Come on, Danny.
00:08:58You can do it this time.
00:09:00Sunshine.
00:09:01You can.
00:09:02Stand the day and...
00:09:03And...
00:09:06Not today.
00:09:08I better go check on Danny just to make sure he's okay.
00:09:10I'm sure he's fine.
00:09:12Dan always crashes.
00:09:13Like yesterday, for example.
00:09:15And the day before, and...
00:09:16When in doubt, just do the right thing,
00:09:18and it'll always turn out.
00:09:20But I was trying to ask you...
00:09:21Don't worry.
00:09:22It'll just be a minute.
00:09:23Save my ice cream.
00:09:24I'll be right back, okay?
00:09:35I don't understand it.
00:09:36Sunshine went to check on you right after the crash.
00:09:38Yo, I told you, dog.
00:09:39I didn't crash.
00:09:40I just...
00:09:41That was hours ago.
00:09:42Where is she?
00:09:43Come on, man.
00:09:44You know Sunshine?
00:09:45Sweetest Ike in the Marketropolis.
00:09:47She probably ran into a friend and needed her help.
00:09:49Why didn't I just do it?
00:09:51Come on.
00:09:51It's getting late.
00:09:52I mean early.
00:09:53You know our rules.
00:09:54We gotta be out of sight before the market opens.
00:09:57We can't let the people see it.
00:09:59But I never got to ask her to walk down the aisle with me.
00:10:01Chill, dog.
00:10:03You can pop the question tomorrow night.
00:10:05Heh.
00:10:05Don't worry.
00:10:06It ain't like it's the last time you're ever gonna see Sunshine again.
00:10:11Sunshine, baby.
00:10:25May I help you?
00:10:27You must be Leonard, the manager.
00:10:31I'm your new Brand X representative.
00:10:34I wasn't expecting any new products.
00:10:37The corporate picked your store to test the new Brand X detergent with Alexa.
00:10:43Brand X?
00:10:45I never heard of it.
00:10:47Give us one week.
00:10:48Your customers won't know how they lived without Brand X.
00:10:57Everything is so nice the way it is.
00:11:00We don't have space.
00:11:02Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:11:04I'll make space.
00:11:11Wait until you get up.
00:11:14Whiff of a Brand X elixir.
00:11:17It's practically addictive.
00:11:23That was a perfectly good bag of chips.
00:11:28Survival of the fittest, Leonard.
00:11:31Never opened.
00:11:33Never enjoyed.
00:11:36No one wastes me chips and gets away with it.
00:11:39Brand X will pay.
00:11:44Arrgh.
00:11:56Sunshine.
00:11:57Help me, Des.
00:11:59Please find me.
00:12:01I'll find you, Sunshine.
00:12:03Don't leave me.
00:12:04Sunshine.
00:12:05Des.
00:12:06Sunshine.
00:12:06Des.
00:12:07Des.
00:12:08Where are you?
00:12:10I'll find you, Sunshine.
00:12:12Sunshine.
00:12:12Come on, Des.
00:12:15Come on, Des.
00:12:17Up and at him.
00:12:17Wake up, buddy.
00:12:18Wake up.
00:12:19Hey, pal.
00:12:21You were having the nightmare again, weren't you?
00:12:24Buddy, look, I miss her, too.
00:12:26But, dude, it's been six months.
00:12:29Sunshine's gone, bro.
00:12:30We gotta accept it.
00:12:35I can't.
00:12:36I failed her.
00:12:37Yo, it wasn't your fault.
00:12:39You kept this place running smooth as a smoothie and all of us safe.
00:12:43Just look at all these articles talking about all the millions of cases you solved.
00:12:47Oh, yeah?
00:12:48What about these?
00:12:50Raisin Riddle a mystery.
00:12:52Leeds dry as prunes.
00:12:54Sunshine goodness gone without a trace.
00:12:57Dex Dogtective hangs up his hat.
00:13:01The only case that ever really mattered and I couldn't solve it.
00:13:05Now she's gone.
00:13:07Sunshine.
00:13:09My only sunshine.
00:13:12Okay, so your detective days are over. Kaput.
00:13:15But now, brother, you got a club to run.
00:13:18And you can bet the Copa Banana's gonna be buzzing tonight.
00:13:21Everybody's gonna be talking about how Crispy's bag got crushed.
00:13:24Anyway, you wanna lift?
00:13:26I got my wings right outside.
00:13:28Fly with you?
00:13:29I'm sad, but I'm not crazy.
00:13:32Okay, you cool?
00:13:33See you tonight.
00:13:34Yeah, thanks, pal.
00:13:36Come on.
00:13:41Whoa!
00:13:45It's just not the same without you, sunshine.
00:13:59Oh, Mamacita!
00:14:00Yo, sweetcakes!
00:14:02Oh, nice packaging!
00:14:04How about some chocolate frosting?
00:14:07Get a shelf life.
00:14:09I'd like to butter your muffin.
00:14:10Check this out!
00:14:11Get out of the day!
00:14:16Get out of my way!
00:14:22Got him again!
00:14:24Women and children second!
00:14:25Noms first!
00:14:26Noms first!
00:14:37Uh-oh!
00:14:49A building tree!
00:14:54We gotta move.
00:14:56I hate you.
00:14:56No, I'll sue.
00:14:57Me then.
00:15:06Nuts.
00:15:10I'm good.
00:15:12I'm cool.
00:15:15Well, of course I can provide you with a backstage pass
00:15:18to the Copa Banana.
00:15:19But, my flightless, feathery friend,
00:15:23you don't appear to have the correct coupons
00:15:25for such a pricey purchase.
00:15:27Excuse me, Cheezle's a little fur,
00:15:29but I think the big-ass thing is wrapped up here.
00:15:32Let him go, Cheezle.
00:15:33Dex, what a pleasant surprise.
00:15:44Not so fast, Mr. Detective.
00:15:47Wait, wait.
00:15:48If perhaps you desire a companion
00:15:51for those lonely bachelor nights,
00:15:55then here's good news.
00:15:56I am the weasel for you.
00:16:13You despise me, don't you?
00:16:26You despise me, don't you?
00:16:32You despise me, you despise me, you despise me, you despise me!
00:16:46No, I'm available.
00:16:54How's the scratchin', boss?
00:16:56One more, Maximilius.
00:16:59Pola Penguin?
00:17:00That name don't ring no bells.
00:17:03From Pola Penguin Ice Queen!
00:17:05Is it just me, or is anyone else called?
00:17:08Put a dress on me and call me Shirley.
00:17:11Who's soft to you?
00:17:12I love this guy.
00:17:13If you're ever in frozen foods with a dog type of...
00:17:16You've got a friend!
00:17:36Yeah, follow me and watch the tail.
00:17:39Oh, I'm so excited! Look at the table!
00:17:41I'm so excited!
00:17:51Oops!
00:17:52Oh, excuse me.
00:17:55I'm sorry.
00:18:00Got milk?
00:18:02Do I look like the Dairy Queen to you?
00:18:05And besides, haven't you had enough?
00:18:08It sure does a body good.
00:18:10Get a life.
00:18:13Oh, I'm worried about him.
00:18:19Crush me bags, will he?
00:18:21I'll make Brandex pay, I will.
00:18:24It's hard to lose something you care about, Cap.
00:18:27You better go easy on the potato juice before you get...
00:18:32Chip-faced.
00:18:34Yo, Dix!
00:18:35Check it out!
00:18:36We got us a hot new delivery.
00:18:37The brand next to Turgeonike, Lady X.
00:18:39And she's got a real sweet tooth for chocolate!
00:18:43I'm the out and wow!
00:18:46The cat meow!
00:18:48The kaboom and pow!
00:18:51And I'm here right now!
00:18:53Wow!
00:18:54I say hello when you feel your heart go like a bass drum.
00:18:58Boom, boom, boom!
00:18:59You'll remember the snap for the rest of your life.
00:19:02The smell of my sweet perfume.
00:19:04Well, hip, so hip.
00:19:07My head to my toes, to my fingertips.
00:19:11Hot, so hot.
00:19:12And I know just what I got.
00:19:16I'm the out and wow!
00:19:19The cat meow!
00:19:22The kaboom and pow!
00:19:25And I'm here right now!
00:19:27Hey!
00:19:28Hey!
00:19:29Hey!
00:19:29Hey!
00:19:30Hey!
00:19:31Of all the produce bars and all the supermarkets in all the world,
00:19:35she had a walk-in to mine.
00:19:38Dex Dog-tective.
00:19:40I've already heard so much about you.
00:19:43I own gossip.
00:19:45My favorite kind.
00:19:48That scent!
00:19:50Something, familiar.
00:19:52My secret ingredient.
00:19:53You like it?
00:19:55It's... amazing.
00:19:56Yo, baby!
00:19:57.
00:19:57Who's your sugar daddy?
00:19:58Hands up.
00:19:59Hold your anchor!
00:20:02There be something dirty about this detergent.
00:20:05Now is that any way to talk to a lady?
00:20:08You got something to say, candy horse?
00:20:11Yeah, salt lick. You can kiss my additives.
00:20:15We're not leaving till this here wench tells us why her rep stomped me poor peg.
00:20:21Is it really my fault you have interior packaging?
00:20:23Yeah, bruh. You ain't exactly new and improved.
00:20:26Spuds fire you!
00:20:28Yeah!
00:20:31Move, babe!
00:20:33Now we steal snuck in the butt!
00:20:34Oh, shit!
00:20:35Friend, let me help you. You are a good eye.
00:20:38Suddenly I hurt you!
00:20:40I'm sorry, I don't know what comes over me.
00:20:42But it's like this!
00:20:43Ah, yes!
00:20:44Oh, I'm so sorry, friend.
00:20:46On the eyes! Watch the eyes!
00:20:47That's in a cage! I'm not in a cage!
00:20:49I'm gonna garbage.
00:21:00Don't let go!
00:21:05Don't be! Stop it!
00:21:06That hurt!
00:21:07Oh my God!
00:21:08Did you touch my heart?
00:21:09I've just got to death for time!
00:21:10No!
00:21:11Hey!
00:21:11Now you look at him.
00:21:13Oh, look at me.
00:21:16I'm too hot for you.
00:21:22Please, bear in mind.
00:21:24I am, in fact, flightless.
00:21:27Party's over.
00:21:28Time to banana split out of my club.
00:21:32What about me?
00:21:33You hanging me out to dry?
00:21:35I'm not sure what to do with you.
00:21:37Come on, baby.
00:21:38Dance your man.
00:21:39Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
00:21:45What can I say?
00:21:47Chick-stink chocolate.
00:21:50Chick-stink chocolate?
00:21:52I told you, I knew it.
00:22:01You were my sunshine.
00:22:05My only sunshine.
00:22:07You made me happy when skies were gray.
00:22:16You'll never know how much I loved you.
00:22:23Some dogtective you turned out to be.
00:22:31Crying over spilt milk.
00:22:34Well, what are you doing here?
00:22:36I've got a hot case for you.
00:22:38I'm looking for a guy about your height.
00:22:42Same great build.
00:22:44Same strong jaw.
00:22:47All, only differences.
00:22:49This guy isn't living in the past.
00:22:55I, I can't help you.
00:22:59Holy chips.
00:23:00Maybe I can help you get a clean start on a new relationship.
00:23:09So what happened to Dan?
00:23:11You already eat brew to his hollow center?
00:23:13He said the sugars and salts were going to finish what they started.
00:23:16The aisles aren't safe tonight for a helpless lady.
00:23:20Like me.
00:23:22Sorry, I'm not buying this damsel in distress routine.
00:23:26You've been through the wash plenty.
00:23:28I can see it in your eyes.
00:23:29You're right, Dex.
00:23:31I'm not new.
00:23:32Last year I was recalled.
00:23:36But I'm changed now.
00:23:37New ingredients.
00:23:41Repackaged with a fresh scent.
00:23:44I want to forget my past.
00:23:46Just like you do.
00:23:50I can't forget.
00:23:53No, but you're wrong, Dex.
00:23:56I can wash away your memories.
00:24:06Wait!
00:24:10I haven't shown you my secret ingredient.
00:24:12The secrets inside.
00:24:15Oh, why did I agree to run the United Supermarket Defense Association?
00:24:20Things were so much smoother when Dex was in charge.
00:24:23Oh, Dex, Dex.
00:24:24Thank goodness you're here.
00:24:25The salts and sugars.
00:24:27It must have been all out war.
00:24:29How many Ikes went down?
00:24:30Everybody we threw out of the friggin' banana.
00:24:33Dan and Lady X is the only ones missing.
00:24:36And the lady's got an alibi.
00:24:38Dex and I were just talking.
00:24:41I warned him there might be trouble.
00:24:43We all knows when a product loses its icon, it spurs.
00:24:47It goes bad.
00:24:48So what can we do here?
00:24:50Nothing.
00:24:50We're the soul of our products.
00:24:53Without us, they're gone.
00:24:55Real fast.
00:24:55Oh, Ash, just...
00:24:57Don't screw me.
00:24:58These Ikes didn't expire in a rumble.
00:25:00Somebody just wants it to look that way.
00:25:02Are you saying what I think shoes is saying?
00:25:05Rigor moldus has sat in.
00:25:07Looks like all these poor Ikes were rubbed out.
00:25:10Oh, but why?
00:25:11How?
00:25:12Who?
00:25:12Oh, goodness gracious.
00:25:14He said he was going to get back at the salt.
00:25:15Dan would never do anything like this.
00:25:17We have to find him before the rest of the salts do.
00:25:20Then you better start styling, Harry.
00:25:22Right.
00:25:22What?
00:25:23Me?
00:25:23I can't.
00:25:24Oh, you have to help me, Dex, before I go bald.
00:25:28Not that bald isn't beautiful.
00:25:30I don't get involved anymore.
00:25:33After losing sunshine, boss, I thought yous would never smile again.
00:25:38But Dan, he was there for use.
00:25:41My split ends, what to do?
00:25:47Oh, no.
00:25:50Nothing harder than seeing good food go bad.
00:25:56Looks like we arrived just in time.
00:26:02Brand X replacements for every Ike lost last night.
00:26:07Now, how'd that Mr. Clipboard guy know?
00:26:11Something's wrong.
00:26:13Danny's in trouble.
00:26:13I just know it.
00:26:16I let you down, sunshine.
00:26:18I just can't throw in the paper towel on Dan.
00:26:31He was your best friend, too.
00:26:38I call this session of the United Supermarket Defense Association to order!
00:26:44The USDA must come to order!
00:26:47Why is everyone screaming?
00:26:49This only concerns the sugars and the salts!
00:26:52Not anymore.
00:26:53General X, our esteemed potato chip icon, has just discovered a diabolical plot against
00:26:58cleaning product Ikes.
00:26:59Security around here is down the drain, oh?
00:27:02And who was behind this vicious plan?
00:27:04Who?
00:27:05Oh, boy!
00:27:06A specialty, Ike.
00:27:08Kung Tofu!
00:27:09But I, Kung Tofu, am innocent!
00:27:13Everything's out of control!
00:27:14So what are we going to do?
00:27:16Well, Brand X is 30 strong now.
00:27:20This is our new home.
00:27:22We want to help.
00:27:23Why not let my Ikes maintain order in the aisles?
00:27:26Why you?
00:27:27Textor Tech have always mopped up our troubles, cabiche!
00:27:30Let's get him to come back!
00:27:32He quit, but I will never give up, because I care what happens to each and every Ike of
00:27:39you.
00:27:40But it's so dangerous!
00:27:43Don't cry for me, Charlie Tuna.
00:27:46Trust me, Brand X will make everything better.
00:27:49You have my promise.
00:27:52We will take care of you.
00:27:55But what about that?
00:27:58Oh, we'll take care of him, too.
00:28:10The lady wants the dog-tective.
00:28:15Perhaps he's been very, very bad.
00:28:19No problem.
00:28:21If you weren't so desperately deficient with your coupon dispersals.
00:28:26Oh, I could just kill you.
00:28:30That would be lots of fun.
00:28:33More fun than a spanking.
00:28:35Wait, wait!
00:28:36The dog-tective will be dropped off at the cleaners, post-haste.
00:28:41Speaking of clean, might I interest you in a toothbrush?
00:28:45Oh, I fear this will not end happily for me.
00:29:04Everybody seems to be searching for the flying squirrel.
00:29:07Mayhaps a reward for the reckless rodent would be in the offing?
00:29:12If you've got something up that slimy sleeve, spill the beans.
00:29:14Perhaps I do, and perhaps I don't.
00:29:18I seem to be suffering from a touch of train-induced amnesia.
00:29:23Tricks are for kids, Cheezle.
00:29:25Last night, I saw the chocolate furball heading towards the detergent aisle.
00:29:30You know, home of the lovely Lady Hicks.
00:29:33When?
00:29:34Right after this screaming started.
00:29:37Oh, suspicious.
00:29:40No way.
00:29:42I know, Dan.
00:29:43He'd never leave the scene of a crime.
00:29:44Not even for a hot dish like Lady X.
00:29:47But this dish is extra spicy.
00:29:51It just doesn't add up.
00:29:53Wait, wait.
00:29:54May I suggest a calculator?
00:29:56Lucky for you, I just happen to have procured a boatload of fine...
00:30:08The pain, she's like an old friend.
00:30:14Oh, not to self.
00:30:19Need no friend.
00:30:35I still got it.
00:30:40And I thought the raisins were humiliating.
00:30:49Dex?
00:30:50Sorry, I'm not dressed.
00:30:52I wasn't expecting company.
00:30:55I'd say things are going exactly how you expected.
00:31:09How about joining me to warm Ritz?
00:31:11I'm not that dirty.
00:31:15Oh, but being filthy can be loads of fun.
00:31:19Don't you think so, Dex?
00:31:32There are some stains you can never wash out.
00:31:35Let's try.
00:31:36I want to scrub your bubbles, Dex.
00:31:46I want to know how you rubbed out all those aches last night.
00:31:49Me?
00:31:50But I was with you.
00:31:52Remember?
00:31:53Yeah.
00:31:54Trying to get me on the case before there even was one.
00:32:00Poop on your head!
00:32:01Aim for the hair!
00:32:02Matty dog.
00:32:03I've really been on your mind, haven't I?
00:32:14You've orchestrated this dance from the start.
00:32:16I think you hijacked Dan and you've got him squirreled away somewhere.
00:32:21My friend better be alive, or you're going to check out of this store the hard way.
00:32:26Your crash dummy's fine.
00:32:28For now.
00:32:29But he won't be unless you bat the brand X.
00:32:32So that's your game.
00:32:35We could run this store, Dex.
00:32:38An aisle all to ourselves, packed tight, no markdowns for us.
00:32:43I could be your sunshine.
00:32:45There will never be another sunshine.
00:32:48Now I'm taking you in.
00:32:51Not before I solve your case for you.
00:32:58Down, boy!
00:33:03What a shame.
00:33:05We could have been like macaroni and cheese, peanut butter and jelly, scotch and tape.
00:33:14Dex, wake up!
00:33:15Come on, Dex, wake up!
00:33:18Dex, my man!
00:33:20I knew you'd sniff me out!
00:33:21You okay, pal?
00:33:22Is your chocolate chip?
00:33:23It was brutal!
00:33:24She has these giant flying mother X-O bites that slaughtered every Ike in sight!
00:33:30But they didn't rub me out because Lady X digs my fine flavor and oh-so-sweet bond!
00:33:35Or maybe she used you as bait to get to me.
00:33:38Oh, like you're the only Ike who could rescue me, figure out her game, and shut her down!
00:33:43Huh?
00:33:45Oh, yeah, you are.
00:33:46Oh, yeah, you are.
00:33:46Too late.
00:33:47Not even the great Dex dog, Tempted, can save you now.
00:33:50Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:33:53Oh!
00:33:54Dex, is it just me or...
00:33:57Is it hot in here?
00:33:59After they've enjoyed the extra hot, dry cycle, dump their bodies in the toothpaste aisle.
00:34:04They frame Toothpaste, no?
00:34:09Everyone knows Toothpastes hate sugars.
00:34:14We're done soft-soaping.
00:34:16Frame everybody.
00:34:17From spray starch to sliced salami, from calories to carbs.
00:34:21Then Brand X will step in and replace them all.
00:34:24It'll be a cakewalk.
00:34:27We're taking over, so get out there and show them who's running this store!
00:34:36But I come to fool, I'm innocent!
00:34:40What's that got to do with it?
00:34:42I don't get it.
00:34:43I don't understand.
00:34:46I mean, we simply don't care.
00:34:51I am hot!
00:34:52Hot, hot, hot!
00:34:54Go to fry!
00:34:54Go to crisp!
00:34:55We just gotta find a way to get out.
00:34:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:34:58Just breathe and focus.
00:35:00The answer will come.
00:35:01What?
00:35:01The answer will come!
00:35:03I'm melting and you're getting all partial on scent!
00:35:06You can put a...
00:35:06Socks!
00:35:07Socks.
00:35:08That's it.
00:35:09Socks always escape from the dryer.
00:35:11Follow that sock.
00:35:17Ouch!
00:35:20Okay, pal.
00:35:21You're safe now.
00:35:22Yo, yo, yo, wait, whoa!
00:35:23Time out!
00:35:23Where you going?
00:35:25Look, Dan.
00:35:25I just came to find you, but that's it.
00:35:28I don't...
00:35:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't wanna get involved no more.
00:35:29Gotta check.
00:35:30But you might wanna take a look at this first.
00:35:52What the fudge?
00:35:54They're building an entire army of robotic exobytes.
00:35:58What's that oily liquid?
00:35:59Yo, I seen that!
00:36:00It's the same stuff they shot at the Crispy and the other Ikes when they rubbed them out!
00:36:04They must be planning to finish what they started last night.
00:36:07Brand X is gonna take over the entire store.
00:36:10Come on!
00:36:10Let's get him!
00:36:11I'm ready to roll!
00:36:12You with me?
00:36:12Let's hit this!
00:36:13I ain't afraid!
00:36:14Well, I am.
00:36:15You are?
00:36:17Really?
00:36:17Why?
00:36:18You don't understand.
00:36:19I don't know if I can cut the mustard anymore.
00:36:22Yo, Dex!
00:36:22You gotta believe in yourself!
00:36:25If Sunshine were here, she would.
00:36:28You know, I do have an idea.
00:36:30Ah!
00:36:31Now that's more like it!
00:36:33Dex Dogtective is back in the house!
00:36:35But it's really, really, really dangerous.
00:36:40Hold up.
00:36:41How come you said really three times?
00:36:43I never heard you say that.
00:36:44I've heard really dangerous and really, really, but this is three times.
00:36:47Come on, pal.
00:36:47Let's snap, crackle, and pop out of here.
00:36:50Attention all icons.
00:36:53Curfew is now in effect.
00:36:56Only Brand X officials are permitted in the aisles.
00:37:02All violators will be punished.
00:37:05I do so hope they're violators.
00:37:08I love a good violation.
00:37:11I love anything to do with violation.
00:37:14Ow!
00:37:15Ow!
00:37:15Ow!
00:37:17What is going on?
00:37:19We need you to analyze this.
00:37:21I borrowed it from Lady X.
00:37:23I think it's the secret ingredient in the Brand X elixir.
00:37:27Brand X!
00:37:27Oh!
00:37:28Brand X!
00:37:29Why me?
00:37:30Why?
00:37:31Why Brand X?
00:37:32Why?
00:37:32No, no, no.
00:37:33Come on, come on.
00:37:34Let's see.
00:37:34Dr. Pepper, Dr. Scholes, Dr. Feelgood!
00:37:38Anybody but me.
00:37:39Doc, Doc, Doc, snap out of it.
00:37:40You're the only one with a nose for the job.
00:37:44Ah!
00:37:45Ew!
00:37:46Oh, this is just great.
00:37:49Okay.
00:37:51I'll give it a whiff.
00:37:53It can't be done.
00:37:54Oh!
00:37:55Why me?
00:37:57What?
00:37:58What's going on?
00:38:00We have reports that you're plotting against sugars.
00:38:04Me?
00:38:05I don't even have fluoride!
00:38:08I'm just a whitener!
00:38:10Well, you know, I myself appreciate a good darkener.
00:38:14Oh!
00:38:21Oh!
00:38:21Oh, no.
00:38:22That's not right.
00:38:23That's odd.
00:38:24That's definitely odd.
00:38:25My olfactometer can't fully identify the main ingredient.
00:38:28Oh!
00:38:29Nope!
00:38:29This I can tell you.
00:38:31The Brand X elixir is toxic to humans.
00:38:34And we're toxic!
00:38:35Oh!
00:38:35And highly addictive!
00:38:36Whoa!
00:38:37Addictive!
00:38:38Addictive?
00:38:39Okay, so that explains why customers are buying up Brand X products like crazy.
00:38:43How can we regular icons compete against this irresistible elixir?
00:38:48We can't.
00:38:49Won't be long and the whole store will be X.
00:38:51The rest of us discontinued!
00:38:53Oh!
00:38:54But there's so many noses left to blow it!
00:38:56Oh, man!
00:38:57I'm too young to be discontinued!
00:38:58I never even got a chance to play to lick the icing with sweetcakes!
00:39:01If we could just get this info to our market's corporate headquarters, they'd have to recall
00:39:05Brand X.
00:39:06How could you possibly reach them?
00:39:07You couldn't!
00:39:08You could-
00:39:08Email.
00:39:09From Mr. Leonard's computer.
00:39:10But it's in the expiration station.
00:39:12And at the other end of the store?
00:39:14No, you'd never make it there before the supermarket opens.
00:39:16You couldn't!
00:39:16You could try!
00:39:17But you can't reach them!
00:39:18Do you understand what I'm saying?
00:39:20Impossible!
00:39:21Then we cross during the day.
00:39:22Daytime?
00:39:23No one has ever done that!
00:39:25Are you crazy?
00:39:26What about all those humans out there?
00:39:28The ones with the big feet?
00:39:30They're never supposed to squash us!
00:39:31I mean, see us!
00:39:32During the daytime!
00:39:34We'll be killed!
00:39:35But not that I can't handle that, because I can.
00:39:37Because I'm a natural ninja.
00:39:39We won't survive another night against Brand X.
00:39:41It's our only shot.
00:39:46It's daytime!
00:39:47Time!
00:39:49Oh!
00:39:50Oh, it's daytime!
00:39:51Oh, this is now!
00:39:52We must have lost hundreds of Ikes last night.
00:39:55Come on, pal.
00:39:56Let's get going before we lose any more.
00:39:58Oh, how did Jill?
00:39:59Are we supposed to cross over ten aisles of that?
00:40:03If the next thing you hear is clean up on aisle one, you know we blew it.
00:40:07The next thing you're going to hear, to be the sound of me eating Keoford at lunch.
00:40:15The next thing you're going to hear is the time of me eating you for nuts.
00:40:19Look, you overstocked, overstuffed lunch lizard.
00:40:22My friend Dex, he'll make you stutter with your butter.
00:40:25You won't survive his chives.
00:40:28Are you crazy?
00:40:29She's huge!
00:40:30Let's strawberry jam out of here.
00:40:41No, Larry!
00:40:42I am not buying that for you!
00:40:46Ah!
00:40:50Miss me?
00:40:52Wait, wait, wait, stop!
00:40:54We could, you know, maybe try to date a bit?
00:40:56A movie?
00:40:58A lunch?
00:40:59I kill you!
00:41:03Dex!
00:41:03Better to move!
00:41:05Ha-ha!
00:41:06Where you going, my cheekbone?
00:41:07I love you!
00:41:08Stand the day in!
00:41:09Mayday!
00:41:10Mayday!
00:41:19Palmer!
00:41:20You need to warn the other Ikes Brand X is behind the rub-outs!
00:41:25Bring as many Ikes as you can to the banana tonight!
00:41:27And thanks, Polar!
00:41:30That's what friends are for!
00:41:32Wait!
00:41:32Wait!
00:41:32Wait!
00:41:33We're gonna make it!
00:41:35We're gonna make it!
00:41:36Trust me!
00:41:37I mean, I'm all math major anything, but then we're gonna hit the door!
00:41:40We'll be fine!
00:41:41No way!
00:41:41We're gonna hit!
00:41:42We'll make it!
00:41:50Here!
00:41:51My arms!
00:41:51My arms!
00:41:52I feel-
00:41:52Ha-ha-ha!
00:41:53Oh, see?
00:41:54See?
00:41:55I told you we'd make it!
00:41:56You didn't wanna listen to me, right?
00:41:57We the bug bomb, bro!
00:41:59We-
00:42:00What?
00:42:04Yo, I never should've tried the chip slap crispy!
00:42:07You can't blame yourself, Dan.
00:42:10It's the-
00:42:11EXO BITE!
00:42:13Don't shoot!
00:42:13What are you, crazy?
00:42:15You hit someone up here!
00:42:16You think it's duck season?
00:42:17Do I look like a mallard?
00:42:19Hold on.
00:42:20Hold the line.
00:42:24Is that the enticing scent of rich, creamy chocolate?
00:42:28Are you chocolate?
00:42:30Are you made of chocolate?
00:42:30Really?
00:42:31That is so sweet.
00:42:33Hi!
00:42:34Oh-oh!
00:42:37Vlad Chakul.
00:42:38Chocolate vampire.
00:42:39Used to have cards.
00:42:40Ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:42:41Do you work out?
00:42:42I use the Thighmaster.
00:42:43You're looking pretty good for biting it.
00:42:45Excuse me, but they poisoned me like the other Ikes, okay?
00:42:48It's not my fault.
00:42:50Again with this.
00:42:51What can I tell you?
00:42:52I am the undead.
00:42:53All right?
00:42:54The undead.
00:42:55No, you-you-you're not dead, but you're not exactly living either.
00:42:59Sorta like being in summer school.
00:43:00Ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:43:01Oh, come on.
00:43:02That's funny.
00:43:03No, that's funny.
00:43:04Let's not lose our senses of humor.
00:43:07Mandatory security rally tonight.
00:43:09All icons must attempt or face the penalty of elimination.
00:43:15How can I help?
00:43:18Upload?
00:43:19Download?
00:43:20Scan?
00:43:22Blue, we're gonna get corporate to recall Brand X.
00:43:25Can you bring up a form?
00:43:28Wait, don't tell me.
00:43:31Bittersweet.
00:43:32Do you go out much, by the way?
00:43:33Cause I like to dance a little myself.
00:43:35I dance a bit.
00:43:36This instant glue will seal their tomb.
00:43:45Lovely word.
00:43:47Tomb.
00:43:55Loony glue.
00:43:57They're locking us in.
00:43:58What?
00:43:59In here?
00:44:00With him?
00:44:01Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:44:02Back off!
00:44:03I'll work with Blue.
00:44:04You fly around and check for loose vent grates.
00:44:09Have you flipped your flapjacks?
00:44:11They don't have glasses.
00:44:11They don't need-
00:44:12You fly straight-
00:44:13Ow!
00:44:14Ow!
00:44:15Ow!
00:44:16Oh!
00:44:16Golly, that hurt.
00:44:17Uh-huh.
00:44:18Yeah.
00:44:19Good.
00:44:20Good plan.
00:44:21Maybe we'll just dent our way out of here.
00:44:23Ow!
00:44:24Maybe my eyes aren't that good, but if you would just let me lead...
00:44:27Well, the phrase isn't blind as an eagle, is it?
00:44:29No, it's blind as a bat.
00:44:31What do you think I am?
00:44:32And with you on my back yet?
00:44:33Not that I mind that.
00:44:36Scanning forms.
00:44:38Only two recalls on file.
00:44:42Priscilla Pusley's genetically gigantic prunes.
00:44:45What kind of fool needs a bigger prune?
00:44:46We coming up to something?
00:44:48Ow!
00:44:49Nobody.
00:44:50Priscilla had the worst sales in store history.
00:44:53Okay, I guess I'll be the bad guy once again, and say what everyone's thinking.
00:44:58She's also hideous.
00:44:59Is it-
00:44:59No, I mean, come on.
00:45:01She's very unattractive.
00:45:02Because she is, she's a prune.
00:45:04What do we expect from her?
00:45:05Why are we shy about these things?
00:45:07Be what you are, that's what I say.
00:45:09In her case, it's horrible.
00:45:11And here is the other recall.
00:45:14Sunshine recalled?
00:45:16Who ordered it?
00:45:17No name, address only.
00:45:20Same location as Priscilla Pusley's recall.
00:45:23That's impossible.
00:45:24Sunshine and Priscilla had different manufacturers.
00:45:27Blue, run a search on that address against all the manufacturers on file.
00:45:37Brand X ordered both the recalls.
00:45:41Dex, I just don't get it.
00:45:44Brand X took my sunshine away.
00:45:48Easy, easy, bro.
00:45:50I know how you feel.
00:45:51No.
00:45:52No one can.
00:45:53Not even you.
00:45:55Okay.
00:45:56But look, you gotta stay focused, or Brand X gonna take everything else you love, too.
00:46:01Not while I'm still breathing.
00:46:04Blue, we have to send the form to recall all of Brand X's products.
00:46:09Pull the plug on these traitors.
00:46:14Buh-bye, Ix.
00:46:18Sending now.
00:46:22What happened?
00:46:24Do you all see it get darker, too?
00:46:26Oh, good.
00:46:27For a second, I thought I was having this.
00:46:29What a mood lighting, though.
00:46:30You devil talk, look at you.
00:46:31Um, Dex?
00:46:32Brand X must have killed the power.
00:46:33But the email went through, right?
00:46:35Maybe.
00:46:37But now we can't count on Headquarters coming to save us.
00:46:40But you said we ain't gonna survive the night unless Headquarters gets rid of Brand X.
00:46:44I don't understand.
00:46:45Well, I don't get it.
00:46:47So what do we do now?
00:46:48Fight.
00:46:49Come on.
00:46:50Let's get up to that vent and over to the Copa Banana.
00:46:52The oven timer's ticking.
00:47:02There are only two kinds of product icons.
00:47:06A desirable, like me.
00:47:12And undesirable.
00:47:14We must send all the undesirables where they belong.
00:47:18The expiration station.
00:47:20Better hope Polar brings a banana boatload of Ix to the Copa tonight.
00:47:24Look around.
00:47:26Do you see an Ike with an inferior product?
00:47:32Turn in the undesirables.
00:47:34Join Brand X for a better way of life.
00:47:51Kiwi Corala did it.
00:47:53I didn't do any.
00:47:54Jeepers.
00:47:55There must be some mistake.
00:47:56Hey, hey, wait.
00:47:57Where are you taking me?
00:47:58From this day forward, you must prove you are desirable.
00:48:03Soon we will become the model of excellence until the entire world is just like us.
00:48:11One star, one X.
00:48:14One star, one X.
00:48:17One star, one X.
00:48:17One world, one X.
00:48:19One world, one X.
00:48:20One world, one X.
00:48:21One star, one X.
00:48:37One star, one X.
00:48:42Bound with common brothers
00:48:46We prepare ourselves to fight
00:48:50Reporting for duty as instructed by my friend
00:48:54Duck Dog Tector
00:48:56How do you think it'd be so cold though?
00:48:59We wish to join La Resistance
00:49:01La Salle
00:49:03La Salle
00:49:08Well that's swell
00:49:10But if the boys don't get here soon
00:49:13We can all
00:49:13Duck Dog Tector has been discontinued
00:49:19And unless you care to suffer a long cruel expiration
00:49:25You will sing your allegiance to Brand X
00:49:32Brand X, Brand X
00:49:34It's simple and plain
00:49:36Brand X, Brand X
00:49:38It's different but all the same
00:49:40Brand X, Brand X
00:49:42It's simple and plain
00:49:43Brand X, Brand X
00:49:46It's different but all the same
00:49:46We want to hear you sing
00:49:48With feeling
00:49:50I am not the Brand X icon
00:49:53Je suis François Fromage
00:49:56I shoot less
00:49:57You, you big weenie like loser
00:50:01Don't get smart cheese ball or I'll shred you alive
00:50:10Somebody to be helping me
00:50:11Le Calvary
00:50:13Le Rescue
00:50:14No?
00:50:15Play it
00:50:16But boss
00:50:18I said
00:50:19Play it
00:50:30We're all the U.S.P.
00:50:34We fight for freedom
00:50:36Every day
00:50:38Brand X, Brand X
00:50:40It's simple and plain
00:50:42We protect and proudly serve ourselves
00:50:46Our little chick who let me on my shelf
00:50:50Brand X, Brand X
00:50:52It's simple and plain
00:50:55United we all stand
00:50:57All our lives are in the land
00:51:02Proclaim, Proclaim
00:51:06We're out on our land
00:51:09We fight, we fight, we fight
00:51:17Oh, very touching
00:51:19Go tell the lady this is still my club
00:51:22And you and your lousy jingle aren't welcome
00:51:25We will return to pulverize you all
00:51:31Pulverizing
00:51:33I love pulverizing
00:51:36Jefe, I knew they couldn't discute you, you
00:51:40Not without a fight
00:51:41We have the resistance cornered
00:51:45We will take no prisoners
00:51:52Let's do it
00:51:53We will show no mercy
00:51:56We've all lost someone
00:51:58A friend
00:51:59A neighbor
00:52:00Someone we love
00:52:07But we can't fight for the way things were
00:52:11Only for the way things should be
00:52:14Together, we can stop this tyrant
00:52:17Now who's with us?
00:52:18I'm with you guys
00:52:20But could somebody please turn up the heat?
00:52:23We're with you all the way for us
00:52:25All right then
00:52:26Let me show you what I've got in mind
00:52:29We will exterminate them all
00:52:32We will exterminate them all
00:52:33One world, one X
00:52:36No damn, no death
00:52:38So we'll need all the aluminum foil in the store
00:52:42And that, my friends, is one-stop shopping
00:52:45Le brand X comes
00:52:47Le brand X comes
00:52:48This is it
00:52:50We stop brand X here tonight
00:52:53Or it's this store
00:52:55Then another
00:52:56Till they spread like mold around the world
00:52:59We have to defend ourselves
00:53:01And people everywhere
00:53:03Remember our oath
00:53:05To protect and serve
00:53:08Ourselves
00:53:21I have the dirty dog
00:53:22Cookie Isle, go!
00:53:24Come and get me, baby
00:53:27Attack and annihilate!
00:53:35He's on the roof
00:53:36Get him!
00:53:45Here goes
00:53:49Food!
00:53:52Fight!
00:54:04It's a trap!
00:54:07Wait
00:54:07Marshmallows
00:54:13What?
00:54:14It's hot chocolate
00:54:20It's hot chocolate
00:54:22It's hot!
00:54:22It's hot!
00:54:23It's hot!
00:54:23It's hot!
00:54:23We have to win!
00:54:32Ah!
00:54:36We have to win!
00:55:05Take that!
00:55:29I am Francois Fromage, and I am not afraid.
00:55:40Well, maybe a little.
00:55:42Who'll be attacking now?
00:55:43Cream them!
00:55:44I am!
00:55:45I am!
00:55:49I am!
00:55:55I am!
00:55:57I am!
00:55:59I am!
00:56:02I am!
00:56:03I am!
00:56:12I am!
00:56:14I am!
00:56:15I am!
00:56:16I am!
00:56:18I am!
00:56:22I am!
00:56:23I am!
00:56:24I am!
00:56:26I am!
00:56:27I am!
00:56:29I am!
00:56:29I am!
00:56:30I am!
00:56:31I am!
00:56:32I am!
00:56:45Fools! I'll destroy them all!
00:56:52All units, go!
00:56:56Armies, attack!
00:57:04Armies, attack!
00:57:09Armies, attack!
00:57:12Armies, attack!
00:57:20Armies, attack!
00:57:31Armies, attack!
00:57:33Armies, attack!
00:57:34Armies, attack!
00:57:46Armies, attack!
00:57:55Let's go.
00:58:27Let's go.
00:59:03Whip them.
00:59:05Whip them bad.
00:59:07Whip them bad.
00:59:39Run while you can, Dex Dogtective.
00:59:42For soon, I'll have you sitting up and begging for mercy.
00:59:45Exploites, fly!
00:59:56We'll see who rolls over.
00:59:58Okay, everyone ready!
01:00:06Then let's gum up her works.
01:00:10They're nothing but overgrown mosquitoes with gigantic deadly stingers.
01:00:15And there's a ton of them, and they want to kill me!
01:00:43You are getting sleepy.
01:00:45Oh, you're getting...
01:00:49Mmm, I'm anemic chocolate.
01:00:53Let's go.
01:00:54Let's go.
01:00:56Let's go.
01:01:19Let's go.
01:01:22Let's go.
01:01:23Holy crocodile, run!
01:01:26Wash them all!
01:01:28Pudding and schnoodle is what I think about Darth and myself.
01:01:32Fry their eggs!
01:01:33Let's go.
01:01:41Let's go.
01:01:53Let's go.
01:02:00Let's go.
01:02:02I'm exquisite!
01:02:05I'm exquisite!
01:02:05I'm exquisite!
01:02:05Annihilate them!
01:02:07Go!
01:02:14I'm exquisite!
01:02:16I'm exquisite!
01:02:17Maximilius!
01:02:18Phase two!
01:02:18Go!
01:02:19Maybe I shouldn't have already eaten that last donut.
01:02:22Food goes right to my butt.
01:02:24It's okay, Maximilius.
01:02:26Being able to do fun things like eating donuts is what we are fighting for.
01:02:30But you might want to keep it under, like, 40 at a time.
01:02:33But who's are we gonna find to slithers and filthy slime through the sky?
01:02:37Go into enemy territory and cut the power lines to start the lightning storm.
01:02:43Ah!
01:02:44Slither and slime?
01:02:46It would appear you are in need of a professional.
01:02:50How do we know you're not with Brand X?
01:02:52According to the lady, I'm the poster board for undesirable icons.
01:02:58You know, boss, if you don't mind the suggestion, we could fight fire with fire.
01:03:04Welcome to the war, weasel.
01:03:06It's a far, far butter thing I do, than I have ever done before.
01:03:11Well, you gotta admit, that's not saying that.
01:03:14Oh!
01:03:15Don't do so.
01:03:16New friends not working out.
01:03:36While you're in the sky.
01:03:37The atmosphere, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun.
01:03:39Feel the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun.
01:03:47Tears in our eyes
01:03:50A runner never dies
01:03:54The moment is here
01:03:57To let go of the fear
01:04:00Knowing our destiny lies
01:04:05With fire in the sky
01:04:19This can't be happening
01:04:23You lied to me
01:04:26Lied to you?
01:04:28That's not true
01:04:29I did know more than you let me do
01:04:32You handed me this store on a party platter
01:04:36Frog's legs for dinner
01:04:39He knows their plan
01:04:42But refuses to talk
01:04:44I'll take that
01:04:46Then he won't talk to anyone
01:04:48Ever again
01:04:50Knife coming
01:04:51Enough
01:04:52I don't like her
01:04:53She's very mean
01:04:54Careful, Harry
01:04:55You value what little hair you have left
01:04:58What's the point
01:04:59Of luxurious locks
01:05:01If you can't look yourself in the mirror
01:05:05Oh my goodness
01:05:10Let him go
01:05:12He'll be exterminated
01:05:14Like the rest of them
01:05:38I thought I told you to go to the banana
01:05:40See, thanks
01:05:41I can help
01:05:44No
01:05:50Another pathetic eye
01:05:52Bites the dust
01:05:55No one puts polar in the freezer
01:05:58I'm marking you down, Shrimp Toast
01:06:01Wait
01:06:01It wasn't my fault
01:06:03I was just following orders
01:06:04I don't even like her
01:06:06Lady X promised she would make me tall
01:06:09And then
01:06:10Then you finally got your wish
01:06:17I'm gonna pop your corn, lady
01:06:21Roll over, Doctective
01:06:23You're mine
01:06:36Long live
01:06:38La resistance
01:06:42Adios
01:06:43My brave cheese puff, Ike
01:07:04Hang in there, polar
01:07:05If you're a river
01:07:07In that big freezer in the sky
01:07:11You got a friend
01:07:13That's
01:07:16Use the whole box
01:07:17Polar would have liked it that way
01:07:20Dexum, Dexum
01:07:21I ran tests on the poison liquid
01:07:23The exo bites
01:07:25Stinging
01:07:26Doc, Doc, Doc, so what is it?
01:07:28It's a deservative
01:07:30Okay, imagine the chemical opposite of a preservative
01:07:33One dose causes a victim to spoil in his own unique way
01:07:37A cookie crumbles
01:07:38Ice cream gets freeze
01:07:39Burn
01:07:41Chips, chip, crackers crack
01:07:42Aluminum is foiled
01:07:44Don't you see?
01:07:45Snot happens
01:07:46This is a big booger
01:07:48We're bouncing into even
01:07:49I get the picture
01:07:50We need an antidote
01:07:52Fast
01:07:54Amethyst
01:07:55I'm a nose doctor
01:07:57Not a miracle worker
01:07:58Go
01:07:58What is with this guy
01:07:59He's always asking me to do the impossible things
01:08:01I can't do the impossible things
01:08:02If I could do them
01:08:03They wouldn't be possibly impossible
01:08:05Impossible
01:08:08I'm fine
01:08:09Nobody saw that
01:08:10All the lightning rods are in place
01:08:12I guarantee it
01:08:14Well, pretty guaranteed
01:08:16I mean, it's almost guaranteed
01:08:18I can't guarantee it
01:08:20Well, I'm because
01:08:21My eyes aren't that good
01:08:22I don't see that well
01:08:23But my heart's in the right place
01:08:25If I had one
01:08:26Now phase two is up to Cheezle the weasel
01:08:29That idiot
01:08:29I mean, fantastic
01:08:31I'll go check again
01:08:34Easy, Dan, easy
01:08:36And phase two ain't gonna work
01:08:39Not with all those X up by swarming
01:08:41There's just too many of them
01:08:44They're refueling their poison
01:08:46Inside the Brand X building
01:08:48Can you fly me over Lady X's aisle?
01:08:50Oh yeah, sure
01:08:51No problem
01:08:52Except I don't have a death wish
01:08:54If I can cut off their poison supply
01:08:56Maybe we can turn this thing away
01:08:59They suppose you make it in
01:09:02There's no way you'll get out
01:09:03It's suicide
01:09:14Like Sunshine always used to say
01:09:16When in doubt
01:09:17Just do the right thing
01:09:18And you can't go wrong
01:09:19Yeah, man
01:09:20But I don't wanna lose you too
01:09:21Hey, pal
01:09:23You're the one who convinced me
01:09:24To get back in the game
01:09:25You never stopped believing in me
01:09:27Even when I stopped believing in myself
01:09:29That's cause you're the best
01:09:30But if you go in there
01:09:32You ain't coming out
01:09:33Don't do it, Dex
01:09:34You should be here with us
01:09:36I should have been with you the whole time
01:09:38But after Sunshine
01:09:40I just gave up
01:09:42I let you all down
01:09:46I know now that my problems
01:09:48Are just a hill of coffee beans
01:09:50Compared to our store
01:09:51Our world
01:09:52Our family
01:09:54If I don't make it back
01:09:56I'm counting on you to take my place, pal
01:09:58Me?
01:09:59No, I can't
01:10:01You can do it, Dan
01:10:02I believe in you
01:10:04This place won't be the same without you
01:10:07I won't be
01:10:08The secret's inside, old buddy
01:10:10You'll be just fine
01:10:12So
01:10:12Am I flying or am I walking?
01:10:15Alright
01:10:16Let's win this sucker
01:10:32Oh!
01:10:33Oh!
01:10:56Oh, no, no, no.
01:11:12she's like my loyal beloved you got loyal beloved i want your loyal beloved
01:11:27allow me to introduce you
01:11:38not too so cheezle tea weasel rocks
01:11:47okay okay hey dex don't worry bro i'm gonna get you closer once more into the bleach my friend
01:11:54once more uh dex dex
01:12:01day of the day dex day of the day
01:12:10dex's plan is working but i still do not know how
01:12:15like a meatball this guy jeezle started an electrical lightning storm we pull lightning
01:12:21rods on all our buildings to keep you safe brand dex don't have lightning rods so it gets destroyed
01:12:26a true spark of genius the boss is a regular benjamin franklin
01:12:32yeah who's benjamin franklin benjamin franklin with the key and the kite the lightning what
01:12:41will i always see you now forget about it
01:13:02i'm coming for you lady
01:13:07sunshine dex hold it right there or blonde gets it watch out on your knees dog
01:13:27i always knew you were damaged goods
01:13:31i'm not the one who's gonna be puppy whipped you cold farted itch exterminate them both
01:13:40her first make him watch his sunshine fade away with great pleasure
01:13:53okay then i'll just leave you to it
01:14:03i thought that only worked in movies
01:14:08reasons dex
01:14:19well this isn't very much fun is it
01:14:21i think i just wet myself it feels rather nice
01:14:27oh dex i knew you'd find me
01:14:40i'm sorry i thought you were
01:14:42i'm here we're together
01:14:44my world is whole again kitten
01:14:47i never stopped believing in you dex
01:14:50and i always kept you close to my heart
01:14:53my big tough guy
01:14:56what have they done to you
01:14:58brand x
01:15:00took my essence
01:15:01of course
01:15:03the perfume smell
01:15:05that's why it was familiar
01:15:07the secret ingredient in their elixir
01:15:12the evil ex turned your sweetness
01:15:14your goodness
01:15:15into something vile
01:15:28the whole thing could go any minute
01:15:30as long as i'm with you
01:15:32nothing else matters
01:15:39only one way he can make it in time
01:15:41not the
01:15:42yes kitten
01:15:43the loop de loop
01:15:44he's never pulled it off
01:15:45come on dan
01:15:46you're the man
01:15:47you gotta be
01:15:48for them
01:15:49you can do it pal
01:15:51just believe it
01:15:52believe in yourself
01:15:53come on
01:15:54that's it dan
01:15:55the loop de loop
01:15:56he'll get it this time
01:15:57i know he will
01:16:03oh damn the day
01:16:05oh damn the day
01:16:17oh damn the day
01:16:17and fly away
01:16:19yes the sun is shining again baby
01:16:22oh look at you
01:16:24bring me anything
01:16:25give me a hug
01:16:25oh it's so good to see you
01:16:27i just knew you'd do it danny
01:16:30me too pal
01:16:31me too
01:16:33dex
01:16:33something's wrong
01:16:35what's happening
01:16:36i understand
01:16:39somebody
01:16:39or did i recall
01:16:43dan go find lady x
01:16:45i've got a bone to pick with this guy
01:16:47no dex
01:16:49you can't
01:16:50not a human
01:16:51you'll be crushed
01:16:52i'll be fine
01:16:54have to be to make sure nothing bad
01:16:56ever happens to you
01:17:02maximilius
01:17:03lola
01:17:03let's bring him down
01:17:05you got it
01:17:06we confrendo big time
01:17:08heavy
01:17:15hey whack job
01:17:17it's check out time
01:17:18you pompous pipsqueak
01:17:21i'll stop you
01:17:23into oblivion
01:17:24i was hoping you'd say that
01:17:26i'll crush our little friends
01:17:29into icons
01:17:30too
01:17:54a robot
01:17:56extraordinary
01:17:59aren't I? How the ho-hos can this be happening? Don't you recognize me, Dogtective? Sunshine's
01:18:05old neighbor? Priscilla? From Priscilla Pusley's genetically giant prunes? But you were recalled.
01:18:13And Bud Ugly. Quick trip to Brazil for a little plastic surgery. And then back for my revenge.
01:18:20So you built yourself a human robot and recalled Sunshine, then you stole her essence to make
01:18:25your elixir for brand X. Why? All anyone ever wanted was that sweet sunshine goodness.
01:18:33Two months I sat on the shelf next to Little Miss Perfect. No one bought my beautifully genetically
01:18:38giant prunes. But how did you get in and out of the store? You're an Ike. Humans. When
01:18:45you look like this, you can get them to do anything. Size only counts for men. Clever plan,
01:18:52puss. But brand X is being recalled. You'll never get me. I still have my elixir. I'll be
01:18:59back. But enough about me. Let's kill you!
01:19:06Yo, Dogt! Put your guard up! Sugar smack upside a prune head! Put your arm!
01:19:11Forget about it. Boss will never, ever hit a dangerous. Tell me something. Are those melons
01:19:16real? He should put in Papa one. That ain't his MO. Forget about it. He won't hit her. Not
01:19:26now, not never. But I will! The bimbo's mine. Get ready, lady. Cause I'm gonna kick you where
01:19:35the sun dog. Bring it on! Let's go! You're not so tough now!
01:19:54Oh, look at you! Sunshine Chip slapped her back the ugly! Gross! It doesn't have to end like this! All
01:20:05I ever really
01:20:05wanted was you! Well, you and world domination! Frankly, my dear, I don't give a spam.
01:20:14Oh, the indignity of it all! Dan, wrap her up and take her to the expiration station for recall with
01:20:21the rest of
01:20:22Brand X. I heard there was a resistance. Call me fashionably late. You may be mostly fluff, Harry, but the
01:20:31rest of you is pretty strong stuff.
01:20:33Oh, I'm off. Quick calm down and a shot of toodley-pip. Nice work, everybody. Dex, Dex, Dex! I found
01:20:40an antidote to the
01:20:41deservative. It should bring all the aches back to life. Oh, joy. Let's give it a whiff, huh?
01:20:49I knew you'd save me, friend!
01:20:54Oh, my! But it's still joy! Oh, Dex, I'm so proud of you. You saved us all!
01:21:03We saved each other, because the secret is inside. Inside all of us!
01:21:08All right! See? Things really turned out perfect! The good old days are back!
01:21:14With one change, I hope. Sunshine, will you marry me?
01:21:23Yes, Dex!
01:21:26Yes, Dex!
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