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00:00This new board game is hard.
00:01What is the game?
00:02You have to match the five-hour energy holiday flavor with their holiday.
00:07You're an idiot.
00:08Pumpkin Spice, Halloween.
00:09Cranberry Lime, Thanksgiving.
00:11Gingerbread Sap, Christmas.
00:13Are you a wizard?
00:23We're gonna get started with this.
00:25Dave and Chuck the Freaks, Pervert of the Day.
00:35Copyright free.
00:37I like it.
00:37That's funky.
00:38Yeah, it's good.
00:39Yeah, we found the funk.
00:41That's got me going.
00:42Yeah, we found the funk.
00:43Al found the funk.
00:43Yeah.
00:44Al found the funk.
00:45I always find the funk.
00:46He's gotta find that funk.
00:47Yeah.
00:48Pervert of the day.
00:49He's got a bass.
00:49He's got a bass.
00:50Yep.
00:51He plays bass.
00:52Keep it together over there.
00:53He's a kid.
00:54Yeah.
00:55I feel the music today.
00:57It's a moment to my bone.
00:59You're quite shaky with it.
01:01Yeah.
01:02He's got a lot of soul.
01:03When he really gets into it, he's smooth, man.
01:06I'm telling you.
01:06You have no idea how deep I had to dive into our production library to find this song, too.
01:10Oh, I like diving.
01:12Yeah.
01:14He digs deep.
01:16Jason's just gonna dance to this porno bed now.
01:19I am.
01:19Watch Jason dance.
01:20Maybe that's what it is.
01:21It's just a little, like, porno.
01:22Yeah, that's what it is.
01:23That's the reality.
01:26That's why you like it so much.
01:27She's like, why do I enjoy it?
01:28I like this so bad.
01:30I don't know why.
01:31God, cut your hair short, lady.
01:32Makes me move.
01:33Gets me hard.
01:34I don't get it.
01:34Graduated bob cuts.
01:36I'm a sure boy.
01:39Silver-haired ladies.
01:41Come on.
01:41Anyways.
01:44Yes.
01:44Besides Jason being a pervert, this is a Minnesota man vacationing in Florida.
01:50Can't handle all the ladies at the beach.
01:55It's tough.
01:55Minnesota man.
01:56Right.
01:57He probably never sees a woman in a bikini.
01:59Oh, my God.
01:59No.
02:00Right?
02:00You're right.
02:01You're covered up.
02:02So take him to the beach in Naples.
02:05Boing.
02:05Oh, was he boing?
02:08Oh, no.
02:10He especially was fond of one lady.
02:13Yep.
02:14You can check out our pervert of the day at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
02:17But here's his story of what happened from Gulf Coast News.
02:22I think that that is like really disgusting behavior.
02:25Naples police say 44-year-old Douglas Peterson harassed a woman at the beach off 11th Avenue
02:31Monday evening.
02:32Naples police say the woman was lying on the beach when she noticed the man hovering over her.
02:36She told officers the man touched her several times and claimed he wouldn't leave until she
02:41agreed to meet with him the next day.
02:43Officers say Peterson gave the woman a made-up name, then a phone number to a burner-style cell phone.
02:49Oh, wow.
02:49Videos showed him being picked up in a car by his wife with his two children shortly after.
02:54Oh, no.
02:55No, that's horrible.
02:56Damn.
02:56It's so inappropriate to be doing that.
02:58Detectives say Peterson showed up in the exact same spot on the beach the next day at the
03:03time he told the woman to meet him.
03:05But instead, he was met with officers and was arrested.
03:08It feels so bad for women who are just trying to enjoy their time at the beach and then they
03:11have to worry about this.
03:13Police say Peterson has a previous conviction out of Minnesota for indecent exposure.
03:17I don't think any woman or any person in general should have to go through that.
03:22That's why tourist Carmen DeJager is glad the man was arrested and hopes it sets an example.
03:27A lot of times the person who does those things gets away with it and nothing happens to it
03:33or the woman kind of gets seen as a victim but it just gets brushed off.
03:38So it's nice to know.
03:39Reporting from Naples, Lee Montgomery, Gulf Coast News.
03:43Shut her up.
03:43Shut that woman up.
03:44So this guy's on a family vacation with his wife and kids and he has a burner phone and
03:50he's doing all this?
03:51That's the wild part of it.
03:52Yeah.
03:53Wow.
03:53What a piece of...
03:54Also, you just sneak up, I guess, on somebody and then you're touching them and you are so
04:01delusional that you think, oh yeah, this has worked.
04:05I'm meeting her here the next day.
04:10Cross-eyed a little bit too.
04:11Yeah, that's what happens.
04:12Those eyes get super close and next thing you know...
04:17You got to do a study about it.
04:19Dude, there has to be.
04:20There's a correlation between the closeness of the eyes and the perverted mind.
04:24Yep.
04:25It's my thesis.
04:26It's not a bad one.
04:27I think you're onto something.
04:29Yeah.
04:29I'm not.
04:30You started it.
04:30Well...
04:31I disagree.
04:32I'm not writing a thesis.
04:33Yeah, because he's got close eyes so he's going against it.
04:35I do.
04:37Did you see...
04:38I mean, mentioned, I'm like...
04:39Hey, I got some close eyes.
04:41Junior upskirt.
04:41His name was Junior upskirt.
04:43Did you hear his reaction when that porn bed started playing?
04:46How does this make you feel?
04:47Give it to him again.
04:49Just makes me want to touch.
04:53Yeah!
04:55Oh, no.
04:56Just makes me want to touch.
04:57Al, you have to find a new song.
04:59Oh, god damn it.
05:01Back to work.
05:03It's going to be another week of work.
05:04It makes me want to look.
05:06Junior!
05:08Just makes me want to touch was the exact quote.
05:13All of it.
05:14I want to peer through the window.
05:15Oh, no!
05:17It's just like him coming through a bush.
05:20Push the blinds open a little bit.
05:22What's under that table?
05:23Not me.
05:25Who's inside that house?
05:27Well, it couldn't be me.
05:30Who's under that car?
05:31I don't know.
05:32Why don't you come down and find out?
05:35Might have a surprise for me.
05:36What are you doing inside that window?
05:38Who's in that porta potty?
05:39That literally was him.
05:41Yeah, that was.
05:41Yeah, that was him.
05:42Yeah, it was.
05:43I mean, it's funky stuff.
05:46Al, I love it.
05:47Oh, yeah.
05:49Don't say, Al, I love it.
05:50Not like that.
05:52Al.
05:53Al, it just makes him want to touch.
05:54Al, listen.
05:55Oh, god.
05:55It makes him want to touch.
05:59I'm filing charges.
06:00Yeah.
06:01I haven't touched yet.
06:02Yeah, he hasn't touched.
06:03He just threatened to touch.
06:04I can look.
06:05Can you threaten to touch?
06:07I don't know.
06:08Like, is that...
06:09I don't know.
06:09If I'm like, I am...
06:10If I'm like, if I said to you,
06:12if I'm like, later today,
06:14when you least expect it,
06:16I'm touching you.
06:17I'm going to touch you
06:18where you don't want to be touched.
06:21You're not intimidated by that?
06:22Yeah.
06:22You're not worried about that all day?
06:24Uttering threats?
06:25Is that it?
06:25I think so, but it's not a threat.
06:28But you haven't touched me?
06:29Not yet, but I'm going to.
06:32I just wondered if that...
06:33I don't know.
06:33Do you feel threatened
06:34when I say, I'm going to touch you?
06:37I don't when you do it,
06:38but when he does it, I do.
06:39Because he's way creepier
06:41and would actually maybe do something.
06:43You're right, I would.
06:44He's threatened.
06:44He's touched me many times.
06:45I have touched him.
06:46He's touched me way too many times.
06:47Oh, that's different.
06:49Yeah, not in his sexual,
06:50not in his bad parts.
06:52Not in my no-no place.
06:53Not in his front bum.
06:55Wow.
06:56I don't have a front bum.
06:58That's what I call it.
07:00Let me see your front bum.
07:03No, no.
07:04That's too much.
07:04Let me touch your front bum.
07:05That's too much.
07:06Hold on.
07:07Okay.
07:09I'm so close to just creeping in there
07:11on all fours.
07:12No, my God.
07:13No.
07:13What?
07:15That's so smooth.
07:15We got to change this music.
07:17What?
07:18Oh, my God.
07:19He crawled.
07:19I'm not joking.
07:19You have to change the music now.
07:20He threatened to crawl.
07:22He threatened to crawl.
07:24That's going to cross some of my wires up.
07:26Isn't him crawling into the room?
07:28I love someone crawling around,
07:30but I'm not ready for a guy to be crawling.
07:32Give me some leopard print.
07:36Go on, get it.
07:36Leopard print.
07:37Oh, my God.
07:39This is making me.
07:41This song is making you crazy.
07:43I want to get into 90-70 porno
07:45with rose-colored glasses.
07:46I want all of it.
07:47Oh, my.
07:49I want all of it.
07:50I want a shag carpet.
07:51Yeah.
07:52Bell bottoms.
07:53I want panel wall paint.
07:55Yeah, I found it.
07:56I found them.
07:58Oh, dude.
07:59If we had that, I'd put it on right now.
08:01I need a long tail on it, though.
08:03There he is down there.
08:04He's down at the bottom.
08:06Because it's kind of a 70s vibe he needs.
08:09He needs a 70s vibe.
08:12Look at that.
08:13That's it right there.
08:14That's it.
08:14That's the one.
08:16That's got the vibe.
08:17Look at that.
08:18That we're looking for right there.
08:19Oh, my God.
08:20That's incredible.
08:21Get it.
08:21Order it.
08:23Oh.
08:25I love every part of that.
08:26You've got to put your face on that.
08:27Well, I have the Halloween onesie
08:30that looks just like it.
08:31Oh, that's right.
08:31You do.
08:32With a tail and everything.
08:33See, that's uh-oh.
08:34I'm crawling around today.
08:35He's already got the outfit.
08:36What has he done in the bedroom?
08:37Dude, you know.
08:38Rawr.
08:39He quickly came up with,
08:41I want to crawl on my hands and knees.
08:42He did.
08:42Quickly.
08:43I just knew it would creep you out
08:44if that door popped open.
08:46Yes, cat daddy walks in the room.
08:48Cat daddy.
08:50That's my cat daddy.
08:51Oh, don't.
08:51Don't back it up.
08:52Do not back it up.
08:54It's my tail swinging.
08:55I don't know.
08:56He's backing it up in there.
08:57Stop playing the music.
08:58You have to turn it off.
08:59You can't stop it.
09:01I don't know what's going to happen next.
09:04I'm here for the ride.
09:07I thought he was taking his clothes off.
09:09He's stripping now.
09:10He's stripping.
09:11He's getting too hot in there.
09:13He's whipping his shirt around.
09:15What's happening?
09:16He's turned into a stripper.
09:19Music's amazing.
09:20Don't be touching out there.
09:27Is that what we were talking about?
09:28Yes.
09:29Don't be touching.
09:31Yep.
09:32It's like the same thing over and over in the song, too.
09:34Yeah.
09:35Oh, it's a loop.
09:36It's a loop.
09:37It's the same thing.
09:41Al literally looped it.
09:44For 20 minutes.
09:45It could go for 20 minutes.
09:46It's great for pumping.
09:49Pumping?
09:50Cat Daddy, shut up.
09:51Let's do it.
09:55Stop pumping in there.
09:56Stop pumping.
09:57Oh, my God.
09:58He's imitation pumping.
10:00Oh, my goodness.
10:00Talk to him.
10:01He needs to have sex.
10:02Yeah.
10:03Oh, no.
10:04I think that's it, right?
10:05That's what it is.
10:06That's what it is.
10:08There we go.
10:09Right on the nose.
10:10Oh, no.
10:11He ain't banging nothing.
10:13I just, yeah.
10:14The telltale sign.
10:15The telltale sign.
10:17Or maybe.
10:17Remember this?
10:18I have been.
10:19Oh, okay.
10:20And it's, I'm back.
10:21Things picked up?
10:22You're back?
10:23Oh, you're back, baby.
10:24I'm back, baby.
10:25You're back.
10:26I see it in your eyes.
10:26Call my wife.
10:27She'll tell you.
10:28Maybe we need to settle down.
10:30Hi, Jason's wife.
10:31Call my wife.
10:32Has he been begging you?
10:33Well, good for you.
10:33Has he been in you?
10:35Has Jason been in you lately?
10:37Hi, Dave here.
10:38You may remember me from your hug.
10:40Yeah.
10:41Hi, I'm the other man you hugged.
10:43Oh, great.
10:44Probably thought about that the whole time.
10:45Oh, no.
10:46And now I'm back to baseline.
10:47Now you brought him back down.
10:49Just bring that up if you need to calm down a little bit.
10:50Cornstar Jason's gone.
10:53That's it.
10:54It's probably for the best.
10:55Yeah.
10:56Oh, well.
10:57Yep.
10:57It is for all of us.
10:58It made you want to touch, so.
10:59We have to get rid of it.
11:01That's.
11:01Yeah.
11:02It's got to go.
11:02I wish all the new beds made people feel like that.
11:06Yeah, it doesn't, though.
11:07It doesn't.
11:08They really hate them.
11:09Copyright free.
11:11Copyright free.
11:11You
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