00:00Thanks for being with us on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
00:10I had like the worst sleep that I've had in months last night.
00:16Maybe.
00:17Lucky if I got an hour, an hour and a half.
00:19Why an hour?
00:20Stop having sex all night.
00:22I know, that's it, right?
00:23All this night sex.
00:24I just could not sleep.
00:26I don't know.
00:27And then I fell asleep.
00:29I had the weirdest dream.
00:30Yeah.
00:31You.
00:32Yeah, what did I do?
00:33Chuck, I was so mad at you.
00:34Oh, that's good.
00:35That's a good way to start.
00:36You forced me to start an OnlyFans.
00:38Yes.
00:39What did you have to do?
00:39Oh my God.
00:40But here's the crazy thing.
00:42Yes.
00:42Here's the crazy thing.
00:44He like found this group that watches tall people do things.
00:51So he would tape me.
00:53He came to my house and like tape me like putting away glasses on the top shelf.
00:59And like changing light bulbs.
01:01You don't understand that.
01:03The universe has opened up.
01:04I'm like, Chuck, enough.
01:04I don't want to do OnlyFans.
01:05He's like, Dave, it's great for the show.
01:07It is.
01:07He was like pimping me out pretty much.
01:09Dave, Dave, holiday time, holiday.
01:11Put the star on top of the tree.
01:13This is going to get like.
01:13Hey, listen.
01:15Just like that, Dave.
01:16Do that.
01:16If there's anyone out there that wants to watch Dave just do tall man things, message
01:23him.
01:24I think this is a great opportunity.
01:26It was so weird.
01:27And I was so mad at you.
01:29I'm like, Chuck, I am not doing an OnlyFans.
01:30You're doing it.
01:32And he wouldn't leave my house.
01:33He kept taping me.
01:34Anytime I get up to do something tall.
01:35Dave's going to do something.
01:36He's like, okay, quick.
01:37I got to get this.
01:38I picture him following you to the grocery store.
01:40And he got you just like trolling for old ladies that need help getting stuff off the top
01:43of the shelf and bothering all these old ladies.
01:46They don't want your help.
01:47Yep.
01:47Hey, Dave, can you get that box up there real quick?
01:49Okay, perfect.
01:51Yep.
01:51I got it.
01:52Oh, yeah.
01:52That looks gorgeous.
01:54That looks gorgeous.
01:56It was so strange.
01:57What a weird thing.
01:58What a weird thing to be inside.
02:00I was confused in my dream.
02:01I'm like, Chuck is so odd, you guys.
02:02Yeah.
02:03I was trying to reach Lisa and she wouldn't pick up.
02:05Lisa is good for the show.
02:08I was just trapped in my own house with Chuck taping my every tall move.
02:12And I was like, Lisa, he's going to reach out to you.
02:14He's going to try and get you to stop.
02:16Don't answer the phone.
02:16Don't answer the phone.
02:18This is big.
02:19It's the next big thing.
02:22There's my niche tall guy things.
02:24Oh.
02:25That's wild.
02:25Just wait until everyone has to have an OnlyFans in order to work in radio.
02:28Yeah, no, you're right.
02:30Absolutely.
02:30It's coming, I guess.
02:31That's what's in my head somewhere.
02:33That's going to be my specialty.
02:34Tall guy things.
02:36Oh, man.
02:37I don't know.
02:37I think there is something there.
02:39That could be.
02:40That could be a niche.
02:40I feel like you still have to have your dick out.
02:45Yeah.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Eventually.
02:46Tall guy things naked.
02:47Yeah.
02:47Well, we can start with your shirt off.
02:49Yeah, eventually.
02:50Maybe you start with a tank top.
02:51Yes.
02:51You know, and then eventually get the shirt off.
02:53Even a tank top, huh?
02:54Yeah.
02:54Wow, that's a look.
02:55Wow.
02:56Think about it.
02:56That's crazy.
02:58I can see it now.
03:00Chuck, my pimp.
03:01I can see it now.
03:02You know what's a big sign that you might need a break, dude?
03:06You think so, right?
03:07It is.
03:08It is.
03:09Good thing we've got a couple of days off this week for Thanksgiving.
03:12Yeah.
03:12I'm telling you, though, like it's weird when you, because here's the thing.
03:18Once Chuck infiltrates your dreams.
03:20Right.
03:20I know, and I'm trying.
03:22I am trying.
03:23But the thing is, life is weird, because I didn't do anything.
03:30I didn't do anything.
03:31There's nothing I did to you.
03:33I was asleep in my own room.
03:36But when you have a bad sleep, and then you have a dream about someone.
03:39Oh, vivid.
03:40I'm so angry at you.
03:42There's part of your mind that's mad at me.
03:44I was so mad at you.
03:45I know.
03:46I think so.
03:46Like, it's so weird.
03:48I don't think that's 100%.
03:49But I mean, like, your subconscious mind doesn't, can't, your little reptilian brain.
03:54It might not have anything to do with you.
03:56Oh, no.
03:56I'm sure it doesn't.
03:57No, it doesn't.
03:57It doesn't.
03:58I mean, like, I've put no, well, not no.
04:02Yeah.
04:02I haven't put any, I don't want to say I wouldn't enjoy Dave's OnlyFans, because I think it would
04:09be big for the show, Dave.
04:10Yeah.
04:12Real big.
04:13Dreams are weird.
04:14Who knows what they mean?
04:15Weird.
04:15But yeah, I mean, it's just, a dream can just set you up for a bad day.
04:21Yeah.
04:21Like, Macklemore was trying to get with my wife, and I was really pissed at Macklemore.
04:24I'll tell you that.
04:25I was a little upset with my wife, too.
04:27Yeah.
04:27Yeah.
04:28See?
04:28You should be more upset with your wife.
04:30I was like, Macklemore.
04:31I'm like, are you going to leave me for Macklemore?
04:32Because if you are, we got a big problem.
04:34It is weird to have an emotional response to dreams.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Yes.
04:38No, it is.
04:38Yeah, it is.
04:39But I think the combination of, like, an hour's sleep and then Chuck being my bimp just made
04:43me angry.
04:44Oh, the best.
04:44I wasn't directed at Chuck, but I was just angry.
04:46I love it.
04:47Tired and angry.
04:48You were sleeping so well recently.
04:50I know.
04:50I don't know what happened.
04:52Something.
04:52I don't know.
04:53I don't know.
04:53I don't know.
04:53I don't know.
04:54I don't know.
04:54I don't know.
04:54I don't know.
04:55I don't know.
04:56I don't know.
04:57I don't know.
04:58I don't know.
04:58I don't know.
04:59I don't know.
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