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00:00Hello one and all!
00:01Welcome to another exciting episode of Adventuring Party.
00:03I'm your humble dungeon master, Bradley Melvin.
00:05With me as always are our questing queens.
00:07Say hi, questing queens!
00:08Hi, questing queens!
00:10The subtitles team is going crazy.
00:13It's like .
00:15They're like sweating like, oh my god.
00:17It's so funny because I've said it hundreds of times.
00:21So there's a certain point where,
00:22it's not that I'm saying it fast as a bit,
00:25I'm just literally like, get to the show!
00:30For this, I know some time when we were like,
00:31the other day when you're reading our abilities,
00:34you read things like that too, you'll be like,
00:36all right, so.
00:37Fast!
00:40Daddy Illusion!
00:41I was like, oh my god.
00:44What?
00:44And I'm like, this is not large font print.
00:46Let grandma speed up.
00:50Oh my god.
00:51I just suddenly flashed back to the clip.
00:54I wasn't even on the episode that I was on,
00:56but the clip from Sibling Rivalry
00:58of you doing the Spanish teleprompter,
00:59which.
01:00Oh my god.
01:01Oh my god.
01:02This is so stupid.
01:03And I ate.
01:03And I ate.
01:06Si.
01:06You mean you ate crumbs yesterday?
01:08Tu comiste.
01:10Unbelievable.
01:12So the, what an episode, oh my god.
01:15This was the Venomlands.
01:16This was walking on water.
01:18This was Vargui in the cavern,
01:20all the way to love and danger and intrigue
01:24in Winter's Eve.
01:27So much happened this episode.
01:28Too much happened.
01:29A lot happened.
01:30I forgot, this is like episode two.
01:31This is only the second episode.
01:32But I still want to, I wanted to hit,
01:34I wanted to fight those cyclopses.
01:35Oh.
01:36Cyclops?
01:37Cyclops, yes, absolutely.
01:39I think it's like deer, cyclops.
01:40Yes, exactly, it's deer.
01:42It's singular and plural, exactly.
01:43How many are there?
01:44Four.
01:45One for each girl.
01:47I could take all four.
01:49I'm sure, and you have.
01:54Unbelievable, so we had some combat in this last episode,
01:57but we also had some adventuring.
01:59And we have, we got some new magical gear from the bone butcher.
02:03Oh yeah, I forgot about.
02:04And Hagsley.
02:05Yeah, we have the runes, and we have the healing stuff.
02:07The broth.
02:07Not the soup, the broth.
02:09We still haven't had any of that?
02:11No, we're healed, we don't eat any right now.
02:13Oh, I was just hungry.
02:15But we can't ask, we're not eating for taste.
02:17Wait till you need it, bitch.
02:19Don't let him trick you.
02:21He's like, but it does taste good.
02:23I'm like, I want to try it.
02:25That's why I'm holding the, no, Roy's holding the broth.
02:28Roy's holding the broth, got it.
02:29Where is Roy right now?
02:31Roy's without you, what does he do?
02:32He's very quiet.
02:34He's quiet, he's a quiet film.
02:34I feel like one night we're gonna wake up
02:36from having a nap in twilight.
02:38He's gonna be in the corner,
02:39sip of the broth just for fun.
02:40I'm like, oh, it tastes good.
02:44Well, so different highlights this episode.
02:47We start in the Venomlands,
02:49and I love this water walk going up the Acid River.
02:52Calvorda is like a very rugged, wild landscape to me,
02:56and the Venomlands were like one of those situations
03:00where I could see the visual of these five silhouettes
03:03on horseback on this like Venom green river.
03:07We get to that cavern with those freaky,
03:09very like clever, defeating them all, yes.
03:11Can we all give a thank you to me
03:14that I've redeemed us from not using the water walk last time?
03:17I think I got us, I really came in.
03:19I want to be clear, I'm the one that told you
03:21to use the water walk.
03:22Did you?
03:23I think it was me.
03:24It wasn't, it was Tyla.
03:25Oh, it wasn't of your own volition, is what I'm saying.
03:30Water.
03:31Water.
03:32You had like, of your own volition,
03:34you were like, and as a reminder.
03:36But yes, we are very grateful.
03:38Yes. Yes, good job.
03:39It saved the day.
03:40And one of my, one of the highlights
03:41was definitely talking to Mustard.
03:42Was that this episode?
03:43Yes, talking to who?
03:45Mustard.
03:45Mustard was the previous episode.
03:46Mustard was the previous episode.
03:47That was a highlight.
03:48You talking to Mustard was a real kind of highlight.
03:49We love talking, yes.
03:50Troian has a lot of magical abilities,
03:52even for being a warrior.
03:54I feel like Troian's always busting out some cool magic,
03:56speaking to creatures, water walk.
03:58It's very, and, oh, and our water breathing
04:01where we went and met these strange emissaries
04:04of Queen Inera.
04:06It was from all those years of water seminary school.
04:08I learned, you know, all these abilities.
04:09Water seminary.
04:10Yeah, it's like religion and magic.
04:12I imagine, the religion of water.
04:14Exactly.
04:16Gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous.
04:17Aquanautics.
04:20So, what did we think of these freaky emissaries
04:22of Queen Inera showing up?
04:24These like, Sahwagin, this like Kuo-Toa
04:26sort of shaman who was here?
04:28Well, I guess I'm nervous because now they know,
04:30they don't know what we're up to,
04:32but they know that you're not, they,
04:33I think she has a suspicion that you're not up
04:35to stealing souls.
04:37Yeah.
04:37Because the guy was like, you're not lying, are you?
04:39He's not stupid.
04:41Yeah, well, the frog told people down there,
04:43they're not the brightest, but you're right,
04:45they're not stupid either.
04:46Yeah.
04:46So you have an interesting, like, sort of predicament
04:49because you don't want to shut the door on your mother,
04:51but also, like, with the passing of time,
04:54other people are telling your story for you.
04:57Yeah.
04:57Like, she knows that the souls didn't get delivered.
04:59She had to go make her audience with Titania
05:02asking for the same deal again.
05:05And it seems like she's making some strange friends
05:08out there as well.
05:09Yeah.
05:10And I feel like this is,
05:11eventually this is gonna bubble over,
05:13but I was trying to keep,
05:14I'm trying to keep the peace for as long as possible
05:16because I know how powerful my mother is,
05:18and if she starts to get buckwild and crazy,
05:21we're gonna have to get buckwild and crazy too.
05:23She's getting, I don't know,
05:24is she getting weaker every day?
05:26I mean, she's not maintaining her youth anymore
05:27because you're not delivering the soul.
05:29It's true, she might be getting weaker.
05:30But she always has a trick up her,
05:32if, one thing about my mother,
05:33she always has a trick up her sleeves, okay?
05:36And she did seem to have other,
05:39there was that thing she said to Titania being like,
05:41if you won't make this deal with me,
05:43I have other ways of making this happen.
05:45Hello.
05:46But Titania's up to something funky too.
05:47I don't know what the hell she's up to,
05:49but something's weird about your homegirl.
05:52I don't know anything.
05:54Yeah.
05:55Well, you do know that you've met the love of your life
05:57in Winter's Eve.
05:59That's all I'm thinking about.
06:00And you met him as an Ottoman,
06:01and then later a toy chest.
06:03Yeah, and it's furniture.
06:05It's, it's...
06:06It's Beauty and the Beast.
06:08Beast and the Beast.
06:09Beast and the Beast.
06:09Beauty and the Beauty.
06:10Tell us all the time.
06:11Okay.
06:12I, it's, honestly,
06:14I like that she's falling in love
06:15because she could move,
06:17she could move past this idea
06:19that her and that little chipmunk
06:22could have been something.
06:23Oh, she's hurt by that.
06:24Yeah, because it's chipmunk.
06:26You know, like...
06:27The chipmunks, they're all the same.
06:28Yeah, you're an animal.
06:29Like, come on, a cat, a cat.
06:31The cat tree would probably kill it
06:33and bring it to my doorstep.
06:35There you go.
06:35Now I, I've met this beautiful Faby boy.
06:43Faby, Faby, Faby.
06:45Oh!
06:46The heart flake smell was such...
06:48I saw the picture.
06:49It was so beautiful.
06:50It was romantic as fuck.
06:52I felt it.
06:53I felt it.
06:54I'm so in love with him.
06:55And I don't, I...
06:56I'm gonna get his wings back.
06:58Yeah, so we found...
06:59I believe not.
07:00And we found out that this...
07:02Like, it's an indication,
07:04because obviously there was a very romantic meeting
07:06and Spole immediately had feelings for you
07:08and, you know, the wind and the snow
07:11and flying and all this stuff like that.
07:13But we also, like, have an insight
07:15not only to Spole individually,
07:18but maybe the picture of what life is like
07:21for fairies in Calvorda and writ large.
07:23Of, like, losing their homeland
07:25and getting tossed into the wind
07:27and, like, landing where they can.
07:28And Spole's family being captured
07:31and either dying in Arcadia
07:33or being frozen in ice
07:35and held as, like, basically collateral
07:39for Spole to, like, serve the town.
07:41Titania has something to do with that, I bet.
07:44I bet you.
07:45Mm-hmm.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Oh, don't give him any ideas?
07:51I mean...
07:51We have...
07:52Well, no, but, yeah,
07:53so you found out about these wizards,
07:54found out about Spole,
07:55who's, like, gonna hold onto the secret
07:56for as long as possible,
07:56and ended up just giving you
07:58the, which is a great,
07:59that's a lovely thing for,
08:00there were a lot of different ways
08:01to get the information
08:02in Winter's Eve,
08:03and I love that the path
08:04you pursued to get information
08:05was making a heartfelt connection
08:08with someone who needed help
08:09in this town.
08:10And it was all truth.
08:11I wasn't, like, being shady or anything.
08:14It's not manipulative.
08:15It's when two people can come
08:16and make an honest connection
08:17and find that they are working
08:19towards the same purpose.
08:21Spole has beef with these wizards.
08:22You didn't know that you had beef
08:24with the wizards,
08:24but it seems that these wizards
08:26are the people that engineered
08:29the contraption that is binding
08:32Mofandrix
08:33and is binding the great dragon,
08:34our friend.
08:35They're basically the Illuminati.
08:37They're running,
08:38they're running all,
08:38they're behind all this.
08:40The Freemasons.
08:40The Injuns.
08:41Can I tell you something
08:41I thought was gonna happen?
08:43Yeah.
08:43I thought we were gonna have
08:44a beautiful moment with you
08:45and that,
08:46because he was so enamored
08:48by your beauty,
08:49and he...
08:50Who, the big buff guy?
08:51Yeah, the one that you punched.
08:52That was a beautiful moment.
08:53I punched first.
08:55And kissed later.
08:56I can't help it.
08:58Yeah, he could have been
08:59a love connection.
09:00He's gonna wake up bricked up.
09:02I know.
09:03It could still happen.
09:04It could still happen.
09:05It could still happen.
09:05It's true.
09:06You know?
09:07Yeah.
09:07Eating contest,
09:08put away a ton of rabbits,
09:10bones, bones and all,
09:12and then punched this werebear
09:14right in the head
09:14and laid him out.
09:16And I love it too,
09:17because you were like,
09:17this is what seems to be
09:18the vibe here.
09:19Like, you punched a guy
09:20unconscious as we walked in.
09:22So it's not unfair for us to go,
09:23I think now we get to punch you.
09:26And lo and behold,
09:27laid out on the bar floor.
09:30It feels like Princess is like,
09:32it's like there's something
09:33unattainable about her.
09:34It's like she's having a hard time
09:35finding her match.
09:36Like, here's this guy
09:36who's gonna have an eating contest,
09:38and now it's like,
09:39he can't even keep up with you,
09:41you know, eating rabbits.
09:42Like, where is the match?
09:43Where is that person?
09:46Maybe one of these Cyclops
09:47will do it for Princess.
09:49You never know.
09:50Oh.
09:52You never know.
09:53Do they have money?
09:55I mean, they might know
09:56where the money is.
09:57Right?
09:58We each find our Cyclops.
10:00You just fuck yours to death.
10:02Just ride him into the sunset, girl.
10:06I feel like there was that,
10:07honestly, I love this Crystal Ball moment
10:10at the end too.
10:10Very touching moment
10:11with Mofandrix
10:12of reaching out to something
10:14that was just a name
10:15and is just part of a quest
10:16to, like, find this treasure hoard.
10:19And instead,
10:20touching this creature
10:21that has been kept in the ice
10:23for so long,
10:25like, many, many long years.
10:28And we've had a couple moments
10:29of dealing with Gertrude's immortality here
10:32and her complicated feelings around it
10:34with the Bone Butcher
10:35back in Hagslic,
10:36this old woman
10:37who was selling you broth
10:38and runes and stuff
10:39who seemed to recognize
10:40in a fellow witch
10:41that you were one
10:42of the great witches
10:44before she went off
10:45to go do something sexual
10:48with a bone the size
10:50of sort of, like,
10:51garden sculpture.
10:52Oh, my gosh.
10:53A bone the size
10:54of a Volkswagen bus.
10:56Volkswagen bus.
10:57Who knows?
10:58She'll get up in the mix.
10:59She'll figure it out.
11:00And the kiss on the cheek.
11:01Did you feel anything
11:02in your Between Me Down There
11:03on that kiss?
11:04No, but I did feel
11:05a connection to my,
11:07to people who share my,
11:09you know,
11:10my properties as a witch,
11:11as a sorceress.
11:16Absolutely delightful.
11:19And then we,
11:20so we have this sort of,
11:21the town laid out here.
11:22And this whole thing of, like,
11:23if you can free Mofandrix,
11:25do you free Mofandrix
11:26a little bit
11:27to get the information
11:29about the Horde?
11:31Or do you free Mofandrix
11:33all the way
11:34to have an ally
11:36in opposing
11:37these wizards in the town
11:38and what an ally to have?
11:40And I feel like
11:41me and Mo
11:42have a connection.
11:44You know what I mean?
11:45Yeah.
11:45You call her Mo now?
11:46Yeah, I call her Mo.
11:47You're really close.
11:48I love the idea
11:49of it being like,
11:49Mopsy is diminutive
11:51and pejorative
11:51and kind of insulting.
11:52I'm gonna call you Mo.
11:54It actually does,
11:55I mean, even being serious,
11:56it feels much more,
11:57like, heartfelt
11:58and, like, sweet.
12:01Well,
12:02the town of Winter's Eve
12:03unfolds,
12:04mystery abounds,
12:05battle awaits.
12:06Are you nervous
12:07about this battle?
12:08With these spell engines,
12:10these different spell engines
12:11to start to feed
12:14energy
12:14into the sort of
12:15the trap
12:16of the dragon?
12:17I mean, I certainly am.
12:17We have a few options
12:18that we can take.
12:19One is just go straight
12:20for the Cyclops
12:21and then figure out
12:23the engines.
12:24But maybe
12:24if we can get the engines
12:25turned on in time
12:26and reversed in time,
12:28you know,
12:28Mofandrix will come up
12:29and be like,
12:29let's slay these Cyclops.
12:31Yeah.
12:32But then they're gonna
12:32be attacking us
12:33while we're wasting,
12:34we're wasting a turn
12:35figuring out
12:35how to reverse this
12:36and they're gonna
12:37be attacking us
12:38and they're probably
12:38very strong.
12:39I think we have
12:40to divide and conquer.
12:41I feel like we have
12:41to use our strengths,
12:42aka Princess,
12:44in some way
12:45because you just physically,
12:46you will dominate,
12:47I feel.
12:48Okay.
12:49And you're rolling
12:49nat 20s
12:50every five minutes.
12:51Right.
12:52We can't stop you.
12:53Some amazing rolls.
12:54Some amazing rolls
12:55from Princess,
12:56this game.
12:58Yes,
12:59so there's,
12:59you know,
13:00battle awaits.
13:01Princess up in the mix
13:01is not a bad thing
13:02and it's a complicated battle
13:04because you have to face
13:05the Guardians,
13:06these Cyclops,
13:06but you may not have,
13:09you also have
13:09these spell engines
13:10to contend with
13:11and like,
13:11how do you,
13:12like,
13:12where does your focus go?
13:13Do you focus solely
13:14on defeating the Guardians?
13:15Do you focus solely
13:16on the spell engines?
13:17Do you try to do both
13:18at the same time?
13:20It reminds me
13:21of Mission Impossible.
13:22There's this Mission Impossible
13:23movie where there's
13:24two nuclear bombs
13:25but if one gets dismantled,
13:28the other one goes off
13:29and if the other gets dismantled,
13:31the other goes off
13:32so that they have
13:32to figure out
13:33how to do it
13:34at the same time.
13:34Oh,
13:35love it.
13:36Very Mission Impossible.
13:37It's like when
13:38the Joker tells Batman
13:42where Maggie Gyllenhaal is
13:44but then also,
13:45do you go to Maggie Gyllenhaal
13:46or do you go to the bus,
13:47the boat full of civilians?
13:49Right.
13:49You can't save both.
13:50You can't save both.
13:52Before we call it there,
13:54let's go ahead
13:54and roll our initiative order
13:55for the next episode.
13:56Let me know what you roll.
13:57Can we roll on here?
13:58Yes,
13:59roll right on the initial board.
14:00Oh my God.
14:00Who wants to count it down?
14:02Three,
14:02two,
14:03one,
14:03roll.
14:04Yeah.
14:05Ooh.
14:06Okay,
14:07I have a,
14:07my initiative,
14:09this is not great.
14:10Okay,
14:10I'm at an eight.
14:12Gertie at an eight.
14:13What's Princess at?
14:1418 plus three,
14:1521.
14:1621.
14:16Nice initiative
14:17for Princess.
14:18Twyla,
14:18what are we at?
14:19I rolled a three
14:20but it technically
14:21went off the ping
14:22but three plus 14,
14:24it is.
14:2517,
14:25still an incredible roll.
14:26I'm always bringing up
14:27the rear.
14:27This is crazy.
14:28I am 21.
14:3121?
14:32Oh my God,
14:33Troy,
14:33Anne and Princess
14:34are like warrior buddies,
14:36initiative buddies.
14:37Look at that.
14:38Incredible.
14:40An amazing battle awaits
14:42next week
14:42as we surge forward
14:43into the Temple
14:44of Frozen Doom
14:45to free
14:46Mofandrix the Great,
14:47Dragon of Legend.
14:49Tune in
14:50if you dare.
14:51Farewell.
14:54wanting to jump
14:54Sp cruelty
14:55to death
14:55to death
14:55who I need a
14:55cowardly
14:55to recover
14:55as it is.
14:55You
14:55na
14:56king
14:58your
14:58Da
14:58WrestleMania
14:59Superior
14:59there
14:59tyle
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