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00:00Hello, one and all, this is the episode of Adventuring Party.
00:03Oh, Brennan, now you're doing a thing.
00:05No, no, no.
00:07Run it back, slow it down.
00:08I said every word.
00:10I don't know.
00:11You're fucking with us.
00:13Hello, one and all.
00:15Welcome to another thrilling episode of Adventuring Party.
00:20I am your humble dungeon master.
00:24I don't like it like that.
00:26Brennan Lee Mulligan.
00:27No, no, I like it the original way.
00:28Yeah, you're right, you're right.
00:30Okay, I went too far.
00:33Questing Queens, say hi, Questing Queens.
00:36Hi, Questing Queens.
00:39What an episode.
00:40Holy smokes.
00:42The Queens take Mitali.
00:45How about it?
00:46You know, I knew this was going to end with us gearing up for a big fight,
00:53but I just thought we had like 20 more minutes before.
00:56I did not expect Anira to be there.
00:58And I feel bad for you.
01:00I think she rolled initiative on you, girl.
01:03She got an ad 20 on that one, honey.
01:04I haven't seen her in so long.
01:05It's so weird.
01:06She's at first to fall.
01:08You've been out here caping for her the whole time.
01:10Because, okay, we all have mommy issues, okay?
01:13We do.
01:13So, you know, I was hoping for the best, but she's shown her true colors multiple, several times.
01:18Yeah, honey, those gills change colors.
01:20Yeah.
01:20And who knows?
01:21You know, if she sees you like arriving with Roy, who's escaped, maybe she's assuming the worst about you.
01:26Maybe she's assuming that you're here to destroy her.
01:29I'm hoping for a parent trap situation.
01:32They'll see each other and they'll fall in love.
01:34There you go.
01:35They're going to be stuck on the Kraken?
01:38You guys have to figure it out now.
01:40That is a very funny thing, too, to just think of, like, your dad and this woman.
01:44And your dad's such, like, a sweet ranger.
01:46And your mom is this incredibly stern, commanding monarch.
01:51And it's like, how did this pop off back in the day?
01:54Both emotionally and physically.
01:56It's kind of like how my real life is.
02:00Do you guys research me for these characters?
02:02Wait, so who was the royalty first?
02:04Your mom or your dad?
02:05Who became royal?
02:06Who became, who was, or are they all?
02:08Roy's never been royal.
02:09Yeah, he's just an elf.
02:10He's not royal.
02:10Yeah.
02:11Oh, they weren't married?
02:12Oh, you mean, like, no.
02:14They weren't married?
02:14Oh, what?
02:14They had me out of wedlock.
02:16Queens?
02:17Which was, back then, was a huge thing.
02:19No, a queen having a baby out of wedlock is wild.
02:21It was, it took over, like, Everdeep, Mountain High, everywhere.
02:25It was, it was muse.
02:26Valley low.
02:28Valley wide, river deep, mountain high.
02:31How did they do it?
02:34Asking about Mercex is kind of racist.
02:38People often ask that.
02:40There were lots of tentacles involved.
02:41When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the mommy lays thousands of eggs and then fully
02:49leaves and the dad comes in and does whatever he needs to do.
02:52Yeah.
02:53And just ocean sprays all the way.
02:57That's how it happens, Juju.
02:59Gorgeous.
03:00Absolutely gorgeous.
03:00Ocean spray, that was some of my best work I had of y'all.
03:02Ocean spray is horrifying.
03:04I know.
03:05Ocean spray.
03:06I was checking the video, I'm like.
03:07Everyone feel like some cranberry?
03:09Oh, no.
03:11So we are, we are, we are gooned up, as they say.
03:16Yes.
03:17I mean, I don't know.
03:18I feel like, I feel like, uh, Anira has goons and we have like goofs.
03:23Like, like we have like.
03:25You have a Sia.
03:26You have Spole.
03:27You have Roy.
03:28And we, and there's a chance that at some point Nyreth might pop in at the last minute.
03:33I really hope so.
03:34I hope he pulls it.
03:35Enjoying the fray.
03:36He pulls a, uh, Costanza.
03:38Yeah, yeah.
03:40I was saying, there's one person I want to fucking kill is Costanza for how he, Alexei.
03:45Alexei.
03:46How he like came up.
03:47Costanza.
03:48That was his name when he, when he.
03:50Costano.
03:50Costano, sorry.
03:51He's Italian.
03:52He's not.
03:53But he's not.
03:53He's French.
03:54He's really French.
03:54Yeah.
03:55It's like the actor who plays Mario on Super Mario Bros. He's not really Italian.
03:58He's not Italian?
03:59He's not really Italian.
03:59Remember, he was the mask.
04:01The mask.
04:02Yeah.
04:02What's, what does his face look like?
04:04We gotta knock that mask off his face.
04:05I want to see what's, what's behind.
04:07Alexei.
04:08Yeah.
04:09Costano.
04:10The Italian.
04:10Yeah.
04:11Yeah.
04:11Well, he's French.
04:12He's actually French.
04:14Okay.
04:15Twyla, in that last episode, canonized Ireland to Calvorda.
04:21She did.
04:22Went to the bathroom, got snacks.
04:26Presented a, a, a, a, a, a cloud to a person who's made of clouds.
04:30A cloud to a person who's made of clouds.
04:31Memories of their father, of their late and great father.
04:33Their late and great father was a cloud.
04:36He's like, I'm like, my dad.
04:39I helped us get things for free.
04:41You helped us a lot.
04:42You did a lot.
04:42We did, yeah.
04:43But what did you do?
04:43We did a lot for free.
04:44We got that for free.
04:45You got that for free?
04:46Because of the dad, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:48My suggestion had a lot to do with that.
04:49Check your purse, Miss Purse first.
04:51How much money you got there?
04:52My suggestion had a lot to do with that, but that's okay.
04:54Well, also, we have that money now.
04:55Did we ever end up using any of that money?
04:56No, that's why I said we didn't need all that money.
04:58We are still going to go.
05:00Wait, we are in Everdeep.
05:01But we got to have a great fight.
05:04And also, at least this time in season three, we'll start off with more money.
05:08Yeah.
05:08Season three will start off with more money.
05:10That's right.
05:10You better announce the season three, honey.
05:14And we still have the fish.
05:15Let this camera get those beautiful love ones.
05:17Deadline.
05:18Variety.
05:18Season three of Dungeons & Dragons is in the works.
05:24That fight between Asiya and Karg was, I think, the most wild initiative order of everyone trying to help.
05:33Just the moves, move after move.
05:35The idea of, like, I made you big.
05:37I threw mud in your eyes.
05:39Wrong eyes.
05:40Throw him out.
05:41Okay, make it dark.
05:42Lightning lure.
05:43Punch him in the back of the head.
05:44It was just nonstop chaos.
05:46It was very...
05:49It was like...
05:50It was like the three Stooges trying to fight a bad guy.
05:53It was terrible.
05:54Yes.
05:54It was amazing.
05:55Absolutely amazing.
05:56The Mark sisters.
05:59The Mark sisters.
06:01But we got Roy.
06:02We got Spole.
06:03Yeah.
06:04And now we have this giant fight with Queen Anira, the Kraken, all of us.
06:10Yum.
06:10I will say, when we're there, please, I don't think we need to be...
06:13Don't hit the Kraken.
06:14Don't upset the Kraken.
06:16No, I think the Kraken's nice.
06:17Yeah, the Kraken is just under control.
06:19But we got to try to get the...
06:20Maybe we can get the chains of command and hand them to me.
06:25You want to control this Kraken.
06:26Because, yeah, right.
06:27Right.
06:28That's very her.
06:29I feel like this is your Kraken.
06:30I feel like this is your Kraken.
06:30We're trying to stop you from flooding your house.
06:33No, I want you to do this.
06:35I can see this.
06:36Yeah.
06:36And you would look so good with your hair and your hair armor on top of the Kraken.
06:42I'm just nervous for you, man.
06:43If you don't get the protection from your home.
06:46That was so the Caribbean.
06:47If you're not getting...
06:49If you don't get the horns from Nyreth, I feel like Huey Huey's going to try to weaken you.
06:58To be fair, I did that.
06:59And we did that entire last season with this same hit point in armor class.
07:04And I survived that.
07:06So I am not that.
07:07I mean, I would like to have it when it shows up.
07:09But I'm not saying that you're so strong, then do we all give it to you.
07:13You're so strong.
07:14And you got your fucking horns.
07:16And you got your fucking spells.
07:17You really like me.
07:21I'm trying to remember.
07:22There were so many...
07:22I feel like this episode was so fun.
07:25There were so many wild swings in this episode.
07:29Like the blacksmith, the distraught blacksmith.
07:32Also, I feel like this episode had us...
07:34We were often at a crossroads of figuring out the order of operations of what to do.
07:38And I really feel for the Avengers and stuff.
07:43It's tough deciding what to do.
07:46Especially because there's a weight, I think, that...
07:51This is actually something that's a good piece of advice for game masters and dungeon masters.
07:55Is to be careful to not make a setting where the consequences of actions are very severe.
08:07I see a lot of DMs that are like,
08:08Man, if you fuck up, I'm going to come down on you like a ton of bricks.
08:13And then a couple weeks into their game, they'll be like,
08:16My players take four hours to make a plan.
08:19And they're scared of everything they're going to do.
08:21And it's like, yeah, you're putting this intense pressure on them.
08:25So I feel like for me, it's hard enough just to come up with a plan that you're like,
08:29Okay, I think this does everything we need it to do.
08:31Let alone if you're making a universe that's incredibly punitive for a tiny mistake.
08:38Because there are moments in this episode where you guys were trying to solve so many problems at the same
08:45time.
08:45And for me as a DM, I'm like, whatever you guys do, I want to communicate that it has fair
08:50chances of working.
08:52Rather than being the kind of GM that's like,
08:55If you don't do it exactly how I thought in my mind it should go.
08:58You'll all die.
08:59You'll all die.
09:00Yeah.
09:00And that's no fun.
09:02It is more fun when everyone has a fighting chance.
09:04Everyone's got a fighting chance.
09:06Everyone can do their best.
09:10And then we reunited with our little sweeties.
09:12We reunited with Dad.
09:14Reunited with Spole, who's such a sweetie.
09:17And I'm going to be reunited with my new BFF soon when Nyreth gets back.
09:21Nyreth!
09:22My roommate.
09:23Nyreth killed a guy.
09:24I know.
09:24Just ripped him.
09:25Ripped the spine.
09:25That was wild.
09:27Ripped the throat and ripped the spine.
09:29Yeah.
09:29Yeah.
09:29He's ready, man.
09:30I love Nyreth.
09:31Nyreth is great.
09:32I love this guy.
09:33He's so fun.
09:34I know.
09:35Wedding bells.
09:36Wedding bells.
09:37That's what we all want for you, Gertie.
09:40You've got to just open up your heart to it.
09:42And you're in love now, too.
09:43Oh, yeah.
09:45Oh, I see ya.
09:46Can't see ya, because she can't see you.
09:49There you go.
09:51Situationally very helpful.
09:52Open that lock.
09:53No problem.
09:54Oh, wait.
09:54So we're fighting above the water.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Yes.
09:58Our little water walk.
10:01The surface.
10:02The surface still works, right?
10:03Won't come in handy.
10:03Or we can at least use the surface.
10:05Yeah, we can still water walk.
10:06But our little water walk fans that we had to make them suit up.
10:09But here's my question.
10:11So now, what do we need Acia's boon for, then, if we're going to destroy the crest?
10:16Because I would like to use it to wish away Aneera's immortality.
10:22Got it.
10:22And we can use it at any point in time.
10:23That would be hot.
10:24But I want to get close enough to her so that Nyreth gets the spell.
10:30The curse.
10:31So you and Nyreth can live forever together?
10:35Is Nyreth already immortal?
10:36No.
10:37Yeah, he's a demon.
10:37He's a demon.
10:38Oh, he is already.
10:39He just wants to sell it.
10:39No, no.
10:40He wants to get the...
10:41Oh, wait.
10:41So demons live forever?
10:42They're immortal?
10:42Mm-hmm.
10:43Oh, he just wants to sell it.
10:44If I can't sell it, I'm going to write a scene in the box.
10:47Shut up.
10:51I just can't give it away.
10:52I see no point in giving it away.
10:56You're a slow ridiculous.
11:01So we had this beautiful moment, too, I feel like, of everything coming together, like learning all about Alexei the
11:07von Baudelaire's plan, building these cheap castles up in the mountains because that's going to be the new beachfront.
11:13So shady.
11:14So shady.
11:15That is a plot in here.
11:16It's hilarious.
11:17The plot is so complex.
11:20I know.
11:21I don't know what...
11:23I mean, it's really impressive.
11:25Oh, thank you.
11:25It's wild.
11:26The condominiums on the seaside is hilarious.
11:29And the ocean's going to rise.
11:31I know.
11:33Oh, thank you.
11:34I appreciate it.
11:35A little foreboding of the real world.
11:37I mean, really?
11:39Just a little bit of, you know, ocean rising, little polar ice caps melting.
11:43No biggie.
11:43No biggie.
11:45Well, you know, whatever is in our subconscious minds often renders itself in our fantasy.
11:52And much like in the world of Calvorda, in our world, you should use magic and extreme violence to solve
12:01your problems.
12:02Always.
12:02I mean, who can I punch?
12:05The EverDPNs are literally starting an insurrection on fucking Calvorda.
12:10They are storming Calvorda.
12:12They're bad.
12:13It's January 6th under the sea.
12:18Honey, it's like, you don't want to say five months somewhere.
12:20It's January 6th somewhere.
12:23They're storming Calvorda.
12:24This is crazy.
12:27No, yes, we see the sort of like megalomania of Queen Anira.
12:32The arch greed, as Gertrude called it, the late-stage capitalism of Von Baudelaire.
12:39The sort of like deep rage and grief of Mysara.
12:44And then Huey is a freak.
12:46Huey Harnax is just a freaky guy who wants to hunt things.
12:50I want to try, when we win, when we succeed, I want to try to convince the Fauxhammers to engage
12:58in mutual aid.
12:59I love that.
13:00Just kind of spread the wealth around instead of being the richest ones in the town.
13:05And maybe when you roll over Everdeep, maybe Troy-Ann will be also interested in a little bit of mutual
13:10aid, you know?
13:11I already am.
13:13My mother is the one pushing this capitalistic mindset on everyone.
13:16I am not that.
13:17I don't believe her.
13:18We stand.
13:19I'm a social worker.
13:20You still believe her?
13:21I don't believe she's a friend.
13:23Wait, what happened to that lady?
13:24The fairy lady.
13:25Oh, she's changing the subject.
13:27Mysara.
13:28Not Mysara, the other one.
13:30Titania?
13:31Titania.
13:31Where's she at?
13:32She's what?
13:33She's in the Underworld.
13:33She's in Arcadia.
13:35Titania's the kid.
13:36We need to get her up here to help us fight ourselves.
13:37That's what I'm saying.
13:38Can we?
13:39I can't scry her.
13:40Why can't you?
13:41It's the next day.
13:42It's the next day.
13:42That's the first thing I did in the morning.
13:43No, the first thing she did when we woke up.
13:45I woke up and you don't wake and wake and scry.
13:51How do we get her a message then?
13:54We can't.
13:55There's no way.
13:55Dragon.
13:56Can't you?
13:57You don't have a way to communicate.
13:58Can't you?
13:59Maybe a little string you took from the...
14:00That's what I'm saying.
14:02That string's going to come in handy.
14:03Chekhov's string, girl.
14:05Chekhov's twine.
14:05Chekhov's twine.
14:06That twi-less twine.
14:08You're going to be like, yes, piece of string.
14:10I'm going to go, twi-less twine time.
14:12I'm going to be like, yes.
14:13Yeah, that's just a piece of string.
14:15It's just a little bit of, just some twine.
14:17There is a...
14:19It's so funny, the times that the twine has come up in the campaign so far, and I'm just
14:25in my head, I'm in my head like, it's such a funny bit, and I don't know at this moment
14:32how twine will be helpful.
14:34But I love it, and I believe in you, and I believe in your ability to find me.
14:38This is true of the Chekhov's gun of this entire thing.
14:40It really is.
14:41From literally five minutes into episode one, this fucking twine showed up.
14:45She held up and said, and this will be what saves.
14:50California.
14:51Scrape to camera.
14:53Put it in her pocket.
14:54Right in the pocket.
14:55This is what's going to do it.
14:57And maybe that will be it.
14:58We don't know.
14:58We don't know.
14:59You have some tools.
15:00She feeds this twine to the kraken in it.
15:02Yeah, you have...
15:03There's Nyreth.
15:05Uh-huh.
15:06There's Nyreth.
15:07You know, the things that you like...
15:08Like, yeah, you're floating in the water in a massive kraken and a tidal wave,
15:11and a bunch of more folk are coming right for you.
15:13But you have Nyreth, who maybe is going to help.
15:18You have your boon with a sea.
15:20And most importantly of all, you have your twine.
15:23The twine.
15:23Most importantly, I'm screaming.
15:25I want to see Nyreth in action.
15:27I want to see Nyreth in these streets doing his big one.
15:30I feel like Nyreth is going to be insane and amazing.
15:32I think so, too.
15:33And he's a cut-up.
15:35Well, he just better not forget all the things he's saying.
15:38He's going to bring for us, because those are very important.
15:41Yes.
15:41Those are very important.
15:42Well, and they're tools of destruction, so he's going to be happy.
15:45He's probably elated to deliver these tools of destruction.
15:48It is always funny to play a person where you're like,
15:50well, I'm not good.
15:52I just like you guys, and you happen to be good.
15:55Yeah.
15:55So I'm here for the ride, and happy to help you guys out.
15:59But if it's a nightmare, I'm good with that, too.
16:06Sweet little Nyreth.
16:07Well, Nyreth, Aeneera, Mysara, all of the denizens of Kelvorida,
16:12must now wait in anticipation for the climax, culmination, and crescendo of this story to come.
16:18Tune in next week for the thrilling finale of Dimension 20, Dungeons & Drag Queens.
16:23We'll see you there.
16:24Farewell!
16:26Another finale, ladies?
16:28I don't mind if I do.
16:36I don't mind if I do.
16:38You
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