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00:00Warning, the following program contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong mates
00:16who share a house and compete to embarrass each other.
00:18Inspired unemployed and practical jokers.
00:33Today, we're working at this jewellery store.
00:43We'll be helping customers find the perfect ring, necklace or earrings.
00:47Actually, I don't think we're going to be that helpful because we have to do and say everything we're told by the other jokers.
00:52As usual, if you refuse, you lose.
00:55Let's go trust ourselves.
00:56Yeah.
00:57Time to make some sales.
00:58Yes, thank you.
01:03We've rigged this jewellery store with hidden cameras.
01:06The customers are expecting professional service from staff members who know exactly what they're talking about.
01:13Instead, they're getting us.
01:16Hey, Liam.
01:17Yo, Falcon.
01:18What do you want, bro?
01:19What do you reckon?
01:20Like this?
01:21Done up or out?
01:22Oh, shit.
01:23You're looking a bit sleazy, but...
01:26Oh, here we go.
01:27Hey.
01:28Falcon's approached this lovely couple on the shop floor.
01:32How are you guys going today?
01:33Very good.
01:34How are you?
01:35Good, thank you.
01:36Where are you guys from?
01:37From Spin.
01:38You're going to lift your hands heaps when you talk.
01:40I've done a whole...
01:41All up the East Coast there and I did a little...
01:43Like a road trip all the way up.
01:44More expressive.
01:45Do like a butterfly.
01:46Flew into like...
01:47Brazil.
01:49I mean, I was into Madrid and watched a soccer match.
01:52Yeah, so what are we looking for today?
01:54Like, I'll be looking for like diamonds.
01:56Now do the Macarena.
01:58I was just baking.
01:59We also got like the rings here, the rings here.
02:02The diamonds over there.
02:04And the earrings.
02:05And then...
02:06You know what I mean?
02:07So, it's going to be a good day for you guys.
02:09Oh, shit.
02:10Are you guys a couple?
02:12So, are you guys a couple?
02:14Yeah, yeah.
02:15Oh, cool.
02:16They did for four years now.
02:18So, you guys still in the honeymoon stage?
02:20So, four years you're probably still in the honeymoon stage, eh?
02:22Yeah, it's always the honeymoon stage.
02:25Yeah.
02:26It doesn't last.
02:28Trust me, it doesn't last.
02:29Oh!
02:30Oh, dude.
02:31Two and a half years of us long distance.
02:3480% of long distance relationships fail.
02:36Oh!
02:38Most long distance relationships fail.
02:42Oh!
02:43Oh!
02:44Oh!
02:46Fiax, do a real funny walk.
02:48Like you've got something stuck up your bum.
02:49So, I just need to go get some keys.
02:51So, I'll just...
02:52I'll be back in a sec.
02:53All right.
02:54Come back, Fiax.
02:55Come back.
02:56Just be there in a sec.
02:57All right, Fiax.
02:58Walk around the table a bit.
02:59Like, do it like that.
03:00Come around here.
03:01Come on.
03:02Come around here.
03:03Keep walking around.
03:04Keep walking around.
03:05No, your table, your table.
03:06Quick.
03:07Come look at it from this side.
03:08So, come over here and look at it over here.
03:10So, that one has the ruby, the diamonds and the sapphire all in it.
03:13Well...
03:14Now go full dinosaur walk.
03:15Say, come with me.
03:16Okay.
03:17Well, come down here.
03:18Well done, Jack.
03:19Nice talking.
03:20Liam is up next.
03:21He looks calm.
03:22He looks ready.
03:23He's the Iceman.
03:24But we're gonna break him today.
03:25Let's break him down.
03:26Yeah.
03:27Yeah.
03:28So, what are we looking for today?
03:29Um...
03:30All right, Liam.
03:31You're gonna reply like a sniveling, giggly rap man.
03:33So, you're getting, like, really excited and like...
03:34For a Mother's Day present?
03:35And then she and her.
03:37We'll see.
03:38Any diamonds or anything?
03:39Just wanna have a look?
03:40Oh, yeah.
03:41Oh, my God.
03:42Just hit with a rasp.
03:43Yeah.
03:44Yeah.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Yeah.
03:47Oh, yeah.
03:48Yeah.
03:49Now go full.
03:50Yeah.
03:51Yeah.
03:52He looks ready.
03:54He looks ready.
03:55He's the Iceman.
03:57But we're gonna break him today.
03:58Yeah.
03:59Let's break him down.
04:00So, what are we looking for today?
04:01Um...
04:02Whatever she points at, you love those ones and you get really excited.
04:09Yes.
04:10This one?
04:11One of these ones?
04:12Yes!
04:13Yes!
04:14Yes!
04:15Yes!
04:16Yes!
04:17What the hell is happening?
04:19Should we get some out?
04:21Should we get some out and touch them?
04:23Yes, sure.
04:24I will.
04:25Yes!
04:26Yes!
04:27Yes!
04:28Yes!
04:29Yes!
04:30Yes!
04:31Yes!
04:32Yes!
04:33Put your head down at the table level.
04:34Get on your knees.
04:35Do you want to touch that there?
04:36Don't be scared.
04:37Try it on.
04:38Yeah, don't be scared.
04:39Don't be scared.
04:40Try it on.
04:41I am a bit scared.
04:42Now go crazy.
04:43Go crazy.
04:44Oh!
04:45Oh my God!
04:48The voice is so weird.
04:53That's a nice one, hey?
04:56It is.
04:57Oh, well done.
04:58The ice bin stays icy, stays crossy.
05:02Jack is out there on the floor of the jewellers shop.
05:05Incoming, Jack.
05:06Incoming.
05:07You've got to pretend that they're famous.
05:08Thank you for coming to our store.
05:10We're so excited to have you here.
05:11You're nervous.
05:12First of all, thank you.
05:13Thank you so much for coming in today.
05:15Yeah, wow.
05:16Sorry, I'm a bit jittery.
05:18You guys aren't hungry.
05:19You guys aren't hungry.
05:20You want some champagne?
05:22Like, any water or anything?
05:24I'm freaking out about that.
05:26You guys are in the store in Sydney.
05:28Paddy, we've got VIPs.
05:29I want some water.
05:30Sorry.
05:31Paddy, can we get some water for the VIPs?
05:33Just some water for the VIPs.
05:35Thanks, Paddy.
05:38Thanks, Paddy.
05:39Just, okay.
05:40Lock with them.
05:41Go, go.
05:44There you go.
05:45Jack, try and get their signatures.
05:47You don't mind...
05:49Do you don't mind doing a signature for me?
05:53It's all right.
05:54I'm not going to...
05:55I won't say it.
05:57Oh, my God.
05:58It's crazy.
06:00It's crazy.
06:02I'm all fussed.
06:03I'm freaking out.
06:08I'm freaking out.
06:09Shut up.
06:11Jack, quote a line from their movie.
06:13Look at him and go,
06:14The king has fallen from the crown.
06:16Can I quote one of you?
06:18The king has fallen from the crown.
06:23That was your quote.
06:25Oh, dude.
06:26Say, to the guy in the middle,
06:27James, are you doing any more movies?
06:28Are you doing any more movies, James?
06:31James.
06:33That's not my name.
06:34Check the signatures.
06:35Check the signatures.
06:36It's not your name.
06:40You're a civilian.
06:41You're a civilian?
06:42Civilians.
06:43Oh, I'll grab those waters back.
06:44I'll grab those waters back.
06:46Oh, get out.
06:47Get out.
06:48Sorry, guys.
06:49You should probably get out if you don't mind.
06:52Oh, dude.
06:53Say, I'll just send you down to the civilian bench.
06:54It's fine.
06:55Just maybe go out to the civilians out there.
06:57Oh, my God.
06:58That's so heavy.
06:59All right, Domo, you're Boston's baddest.
07:02You got to use your Boston accent the whole time they're in the shop.
07:06Hey, how you doing?
07:08Come over.
07:09Come see Maxie.
07:10How you doing?
07:11My name's Max.
07:12Yo, I heard your lovely ladies want some diamonds.
07:14Lovely to meet you.
07:15How you guys doing?
07:16You guys want to check out some diamonds, some necklaces?
07:18What we feeling today?
07:19Why is his accent so good?
07:20This for my sister's birthday.
07:22Oh, your sister.
07:23Yeah, I was taking a bracelet or a necklace.
07:26Yeah.
07:27What's your recommendation?
07:28For sure.
07:29Well, I'll run you through what we got today.
07:30We kind of got all different diamond sizes gold.
07:32It depends what you want to go for.
07:34Did I tell you my name's Max?
07:35Did I tell you guys my name's Max?
07:37The diamond specialist?
07:39The diamond specialist.
07:41Yeah.
07:42And let me just tell you guys.
07:43Let me just tell y'all.
07:44That none of these diamonds are stolen.
07:46That none of these diamonds are stolen.
07:47That none of these diamonds are stolen.
07:49And then wink at him.
07:50Oh, my God.
07:52Oh, my God.
07:53We steal shit?
07:56In my world, a lot of people steal things.
07:58Do I look like I steal things?
07:59Yes, I do.
08:00Yeah, exactly.
08:01I do.
08:02But it don't matter.
08:03Whisper, whisper.
08:04Do you want to steal some shit together?
08:06You guys want to steal some shit together?
08:10I'm serious.
08:11Are you serious?
08:12Are you working?
08:13No, I'm serious.
08:14Okay.
08:15I'm not stealing shit today, okay?
08:17No, no.
08:18It's all good.
08:19It's fine.
08:22Alright, Dom.
08:23You're going to be the super enthusiastic retail worker.
08:26Oh.
08:27Hey.
08:28How you guys?
08:29How you going?
08:30Yeah, cool.
08:31I'm Max.
08:32How you going?
08:33Nice to meet you.
08:34Lovely to meet you.
08:35How you going?
08:36Nothing like a bit of retail therapy.
08:37Hey, nothing like a bit of retail therapy.
08:38Better than actual therapy, isn't it?
08:40Better than actual therapy.
08:41So you don't have to be mad to work in this store?
08:45You don't have to be mad to work in this store.
08:47But it helps.
08:48But it helps.
08:49I'm Mad Max.
08:50You know what I mean?
08:51I'm Mad Max.
08:52Wow.
08:53Guys, can you smell that?
08:55Guys, can you smell that?
08:56240 days to Christmas.
08:58240 days to Christmas.
08:59Hey, hey, hey.
09:01And then this is kind of like sort of depending on the carrot size and the size of the diamond
09:08you sort of want.
09:09Dom, say to the guy, I might get you to try it on.
09:11So I might get...
09:12Do you reckon you could try it on to help me like kind of get the idea in my head?
09:16I'd love to be your model.
09:17Okay, cool.
09:18I might just chuck it on you then, man.
09:19Sorry, guys.
09:20What were your names again?
09:21I was getting a bit excited at the start.
09:22Louie.
09:23Louie's sick.
09:24Go Gollum style.
09:25Go full Gollum.
09:26Go Gollum.
09:27My precious.
09:31My precious.
09:33Oh.
09:34Oh, my God.
09:36Smell his hair.
09:37Here we go.
09:38Smell his hair.
09:39Smell his hair real quick.
09:40No.
09:41Yeah.
09:43No.
09:44No.
09:45No.
09:46No.
09:47No.
09:48The following program contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong mates who share a house and compete to embarrass each other.
10:05Inspired unemployed and practical jokers.
10:11Today we're working at this jewellery store.
10:19We'll be helping customers find the perfect ring, necklace or earrings.
10:23Actually, I don't think we're going to be that helpful because we have to do and say everything we're told by the other jokers.
10:28As usual, if you refuse, you lose.
10:31Let's go frost ourselves.
10:32Yeah.
10:33Time to make some sales.
10:34Yes, thank you.
10:40We've rigged this jewellery store with hidden cameras.
10:43Customers are expecting professional service from staff members who know exactly what they're talking about.
10:49Instead, they're getting us.
10:52Hey, Liam.
10:53Yo, Falcon, what do you want, bro?
10:55What do you reckon, like this?
10:56Is that up or out?
10:58Oh, shit, you're looking a bit sleazy, but...
11:02Oh, here we go.
11:03Hi.
11:04Hi.
11:05Falcon's approached this lovely couple on the shop floor.
11:08How are you guys going today?
11:09Very good.
11:10How are you?
11:11Good, thank you.
11:12Where are you guys from?
11:13From Spin.
11:14Alright, Falcon, you're going to use your hands heaps when you talk.
11:16Yeah, I've done a whole, all up the east coast there and I did a little, like a road trip all the way up.
11:21More expressive.
11:22Do like a butterfly.
11:23Flew into, like, Brazil.
11:25I mean, not Brazil, into Madrid.
11:27I watched a, um, a soccer match.
11:29Yeah, so what are we looking for today?
11:30Like, are we looking for, like, diamonds?
11:32Now do the Macarena.
11:34I was just baking.
11:35We also got, like, the rings here, the rings here, the diamonds over there, and the earrings.
11:41And then, you know what I mean?
11:43So, it's going to be a good day for you guys.
11:45Oh, shit.
11:46Are you guys a couple?
11:48So, are you guys a couple?
11:50Yeah, yeah.
11:51Oh, cool.
11:52They did for four years now.
11:54So, are you guys still in the honeymoon stage?
11:56So, four years you're probably still in the honeymoon stage, eh?
11:59Yeah, it's always the honeymoon stage.
12:01Yeah.
12:02It doesn't last.
12:04Trust me, it doesn't last.
12:05Oh!
12:06Oh, shit!
12:07Two and a half years, it was long distance.
12:1080% of long distance relationships fail.
12:12Oh!
12:13Oh!
12:14Most, um, long distance relationships fail.
12:18Oh!
12:19Oh!
12:20Oh!
12:21Fiax, do a real funny walk, like you've got something stuck up your bum.
12:25So, I just need to go get some keys, so I'll just, um, I'll be back in a sec.
12:29All right, come back, Fiax, come back.
12:34Just be there in a sec.
12:36All right, Fiax, walk around the table a bit, like, do it like that.
12:41So, come around here.
12:42Come on.
12:43Come around here.
12:44So, this...
12:45Keep walking around.
12:46No, your table, your table.
12:47Quick.
12:48Come look at it from this side.
12:50So, come over here and look at it over here.
12:53So, that one has the ruby, the diamonds, and the sapphire all in it.
12:57Now go full dinosaur walk.
12:59Say, come with me.
13:00Okay, well, come down here.
13:04Well done, Jack.
13:05Last second.
13:06Liam is up next.
13:09He looks calm.
13:10He looks ready.
13:11He's the Iceman.
13:12But we're going to break him today.
13:13Let's break him down.
13:15Yeah.
13:16Yeah.
13:17So, what are we looking for today?
13:19Um...
13:20All right, Liam.
13:21You're going to reply like a sniveling, giggly rat man.
13:23So, you're getting, like, really excited and like...
13:25Or a Mother's Day present.
13:26And then she...
13:27We'll see.
13:28I'm...
13:29Yeah.
13:30Any diamonds or anything?
13:31Should I have a look?
13:32Oh, yeah.
13:33Oh, my God.
13:34Oh, yeah.
13:35Oh, yeah.
13:36Whatever she points at, you love those ones and you get really excited.
13:44Cool.
13:45Yes.
13:46This one?
13:47One of these ones?
13:48Yes!
13:49Yes!
13:50Yes!
13:51What the hell is happening?
13:54Should I get some out?
13:56Should we...
13:57Should we get some out and touch them?
13:59Oh, sure.
14:00I will.
14:01Yes.
14:02Yeah.
14:03That's so great.
14:08Put your head down at the table level.
14:10Get on your knees.
14:11Do you want to touch that there?
14:12Don't be scared.
14:13Try it on.
14:14Yeah, don't be scared.
14:15Don't be scared.
14:16Try it on.
14:17I am a bit scared.
14:18Now go crazy.
14:19Go crazy.
14:21It is.
14:22Oh, my God.
14:26Oh, my God.
14:27The voice is so...
14:28Oh, my God.
14:29This is so weird.
14:30That's a nice one, hey?
14:31It is.
14:32Oh, well done.
14:33Oh, man.
14:34The ice cream stays icy, stays frosty.
14:36Oh, wow.
14:37Jack is out there on the floor of the jeweller's shop.
14:40Incoming, Jack.
14:41Incoming.
14:42You've got to pretend that they're famous.
14:44Thank you for coming to our store.
14:45We're so excited to have you here.
14:47You're nervous.
14:48First of all, thank you.
14:49Thank you so much for coming in today.
14:51Yeah, wow.
14:52Sorry.
14:53I'm a bit jittery.
14:54You guys aren't hungry or anything?
14:55God.
14:56You guys aren't hungry?
14:57You want some champagne?
14:58Like, any water or anything?
15:00I'm freaking out about that.
15:01You guys are in the store in Sydney.
15:04Paddy, we've got VIPs.
15:05I want some water.
15:06Sorry.
15:07Paddy, can we get some water for the VIPs?
15:09Thanks, Paddy.
15:10Just, okay.
15:11Walk with them.
15:12Go, go.
15:13Oh, there you go.
15:14Jack, try and get their signatures.
15:15You don't mind...
15:16Do you don't mind doing a signature for me?
15:17It's all right.
15:18I'm not going to...
15:19I won't say it.
15:20Oh, my God.
15:21It's crazy.
15:22It's crazy.
15:23I'm all fussed.
15:24I'm all fussed.
15:25I'm freaking out.
15:26No.
15:27Shut up.
15:28Jack, quote a line from their movie.
15:31Look at him and go.
15:32The king has fallen from the crown.
15:34Can I quote one of your...
15:35Jack, quote a line from the movie?
15:36Look at him go.
15:38The king has fallen from the crown.
15:40I quote...
15:40can I quote one of your...?
15:42The king has fallen from the crown.
15:45Do you mind doing a signature for me?
15:46I'm not going to...
15:47I won't say it.
15:48Oh, my God.
15:49It's crazy.
15:50Crazy.
15:51Crazy.
15:52Like what can I can I quote one of your the king has fallen from the crown
15:59That was your quote
16:01Say to the guy in the middle jet. So James you don't anymore movies. You don't anymore movies
16:09Check check the signatures check the signatures. It's not your name
16:15You're a civilian civilians. Oh, yeah, I'll grab those waters back. I've got those waters back
16:22Get out get it out. Sorry guys. Um
16:25Probably get out if you don't want
16:28So I'll just send you down to the civilian bench. It's fun. Just maybe go out to the civilians out there
16:36All right, don't know your Boston's baddest you gotta use to your Boston accent the whole time they're in the shop
16:42Hey, how you doing?
16:44Come see messy. How you doing? My name's max. Yo, I heard you lovely ladies with some diamonds lovely to meet you
16:50How you guys doing you guys gonna check out some diamonds and necklaces? What we feeling today was his accent so good
16:55This for my sister's birthday. Oh, your sister
17:01Yeah, what's your recommendation for sure? Well, I'll run you through what we got today
17:05We kind of got all the different diamond sizes gold. It depends what you want to go for
17:09Did I tell you my name's max? Did I tell you guys my name's max?
17:13The diamond specialist at diamond specialist is what I yeah, yeah
17:18And let me just tell you guys
17:19Let me just tell y'all that none of these diamonds are stolen then none of these diamonds are stolen and then winking them
17:30We steal shit
17:32In my world a lot of people steal things. Do I look like I steal things? Yes, I do. Yeah, exactly
17:37I do, but it don't matter
17:38Whisper, Whisper, do you want to steal some shit together?
17:42You guys want to steal some shit together?
17:46I'm serious
17:48No, I'm serious
17:50I'm not stealing shit today, okay?
17:52No, no, it's all good. It's fine
17:54All right, Dom, you're gonna be the super enthusiastic retail worker
18:02Hey
18:03How you going? How you going?
18:05Yeah, cool. I'm max. How you going?
18:07You're back to meet you, hopefully
18:08Lovely to meet you. How you going?
18:10Nothing like a bit of retail therapy
18:12Hey, nothing like a bit of retail therapy
18:14Better than actual therapy, isn't it?
18:15Better than actual therapy
18:18So you don't have to be mad to work in this store
18:20You don't have to be mad to work in this store
18:22But it helps
18:23I'm mad max
18:25You know what I mean? I'm mad max
18:27Wow
18:29Guys, can you smell that?
18:30Guys, can you smell that?
18:31240 days to Christmas
18:33240 days to Christmas
18:34240 days to Christmas
18:39And then this is kind of like sort of depending on the carrot size and the size of the diamond you sort of want
18:44And Dom, say to the guy, I might get you to try it on
18:46So I might get, do you reckon you could try it on to help me like kind of get the idea in my head?
18:51I'd love to be your model
18:52Okay, cool
18:53I might just chuck it on you then, man
18:54Sorry guys, what were your names again?
18:55I was getting a bit excited at the start
18:56Louie
18:57Yeah, can you just turn around?
18:58Louie, sick
18:59Go Gollum style
19:00Go full Gollum
19:01Go Gollum
19:02My precious
19:03My precious
19:06My precious
19:08Oh!
19:09Oh!
19:10Oh my god
19:11Smell his hair
19:12Smell his hair
19:13Smell his hair
19:14Smell his hair real quick
19:15No
19:16No
19:17No
19:18Yeah
19:19Smell his hair
19:20Do it
19:21Do it
19:22Do it
19:23Do it
19:24Do it
19:55Do it
19:56Do it
19:57Do it
19:58Do it
19:59Do it
20:00Do it
20:01Do it
20:02Do it
20:03Do it
20:08Today, we're at the iconic Bondi Beach teaching strangers how to surf
20:13Boys, we actually might be good at this one today
20:15I doubt it because as usual we have to do and say everything we're told by the others if you're a fuse you lose
20:26I am the back
20:33These beats beginners believe that they're here for a proper surf lesson
20:37Let's just hope they haven't spotted our hidden cameras all over the beach
20:40How are you in front of your boards here jack's up first, so let's get frothy everyone just do what I do follow me
20:47Everyone follow me ready
21:01Go crazy go crazy
21:03Go crazy
21:05Go crazy
21:07Yee-hoo!
21:09Do it until you pass out
21:11Yee-hoo!
21:13Hold it, hold it, keep going, keep going
21:15Keep going, keep going
21:17Keep going, keep going, keep going
21:19Pulse out, pulse out
21:21Yee-hoo!
21:23Oh he's coming to check on him
21:29Froth levels were peaking
21:31My froth levels were peaking just then
21:33Oh dude
21:35Hey Jack, demonstrate if someone drops in on you
21:38I'm going to demonstrate for you what happens if someone drops in on you
21:41Alright, so
21:43I'm in, yeah I'm surfing, I'm surfing
21:45I'm standing up
21:48Oh, chooom
21:49Oh, chooom
21:50Bazz up, bazz up
21:51Yee-hoo!
21:52Yee-hoo!
21:53Oh!
21:54Yee-hoo!
21:55Yee-hoo!
21:56Go skim
21:58Yee-hoo!
21:59Someone's dropped in, someone's dropped in
22:00Alright, someone's dropping in
22:01Alright, now I'm up, out of the barrel
22:03Hey, hey, get off the wave
22:05You just dropped in on me
22:07You don't get off, get off, get off
22:09Get off!
22:10Get off!
22:11Get off!
22:12Get off!
22:13Get off!
22:14Get off!
22:15Get off!
22:16He's coming back on me
22:17That's how you take care of the out of towners
22:32That's how you take care of the people that drop in
22:34Holy Duly
22:37So how's everyone feeling?
22:39Feeling frothy?
22:40Dom's up next posing as a surf instructor
22:42He doesn't surf at all
22:44So this is going to be very interesting
22:46Yep, attention in here
22:48So everyone sit down?
22:49Everyone just sit down your boards
22:50I'm a bit spiritual sometimes
22:51I'm a bit of a spiritual kind of surfer
22:53Everyone cross your legs
22:54Close your eyes
22:56Everyone just cross your legs
22:57Kind of close your eyes
22:58I like to do a little bit of like a meditation kind of thing
23:01So everyone just relax into it
23:02Everyone relax into each breath
23:04Deeper in each breath
23:07And now start doing whale noises
23:10Oh dude!
23:11Oh no!
23:12Oh no!
23:13Oh no!
23:14Oh no!
23:15Oh no!
23:16Oh no!
23:17Oh no!
23:18Oh no!
23:19Oh no!
23:21Big whale noises
23:22Oh no!
23:23Yes Dom!
23:24Oh no!
23:25Big one!
23:28Oh no!
23:30Oh no!
23:31Oh!
23:32Oh!
23:33Are you kidding?
23:35Oh no!
23:36Oh no!
23:37Oh no!
23:38Oh no!
23:39Oh no!
23:40Yes Dom!
23:41Oh no!
23:43Hey Daza!
23:44Error!
23:46error second siding big whitey big whitey we've just sent our producer in their cam to tell him
23:52dom there's a big shark out the back did you say he just saw a great white shirt or something he did
23:57yeah he did say there's a great white out there but i think we should be fine i think it should
24:01be sweet the biggest thing with sharks is you can't have fear can dan point at one of the guys
24:05like i can see you you're really shitting bricks i can see you're maybe shitting bricks a bit are you
24:11a bit scared you look like a little wimp okay cool um you're a bit of a wimp i think that's cool yeah
24:18just say it say it you just can't oh that's heavy yeah dumb can't do it mate it's liam nice to meet
24:32all right liam you're a hardcore surfer and you disrespect anyone that hasn't surfed before
24:37and doesn't surf so anyone here surf before you've done it yeah all right yeah sweet has anyone here
24:43boogie boarded has anyone here boogie boarded before if you bodyboard you're a scum
24:51if you're bodyboard you like in australia you can sit you can consider scum
24:57oh my god i now walk up to the guy on the far left be honest with me buddy be honest with me yeah
25:05have you ever bodyboard it have you ever bodyboard i'm not a bodyboard you know nobody want no i never
25:12did it you no no she did she come on guys who's getting off the beach in a body bag right which one
25:18of you guys are leaving in a body bag body bags and bodyboards same bodyboards and body
25:24bags are the same you know all right guys let's practice paddling all right guys let's practice
25:31paddling so keep your fingers apart keep your arms right down you'll get arms right down now stop
25:36talking and just look out the surf there's a bodyboard a bodyboard to go off
25:42get out of the water
25:43get it come in come in he just jumped in on my mate brick brick so wait wait till you get in the
25:53scene you're gonna get it wait till you get on the sand mate you're gonna get it you're gonna get it
25:57i think he's ready to jump in
26:03nice pick a board any board and we'll get profit i think fal can be good because he surfed his
26:09whole life he knows all the lingo he looks comfortable yeah today obviously the conditions
26:14are pretty rough so we're gonna try and take it as easy as possible teach me how to jump up
26:19i want you guys to try and jump up ready one two three jump up jump up jump up just keep practicing
26:25that oh i think there's a dolphin out there is that dolphin out there get real turned on by
26:30folks oh i love dolphins anyone here like dolphins i love dolphins they're known as the sex pest of
26:34the sea they're actually are they're known as the sex pest of the sea the dolphins
26:43they come up and try and hump you yeah they actually come up and try and hump you sometimes
26:48it's been a big group but i i like it but um i uh i don't mind it you know sometimes i give on back
27:00sometimes i won't even give on back so um yeah i actually had a little bit of a fling with one
27:07one yeah so um i actually had a little fling with one one time name was gabby name was gabby had a big
27:15big blowhole so she had a big blowhole yeah say it say it go say it go say it she had a big blowhole oh
27:25oh my goodness why would he say that it's cringing oh god god i miss that water spout
27:34god i wish that water spout oh sorry for him oh my god he's in love with a dolphin
27:40just go ahead for a second start making dolphin noises
27:43and it's like start doing it towards the ocean
27:56where are you where are you gabby where are you gabby
28:00please back keep practicing please no stop it stop it matt stop it put yourself together
28:10oh yeah i'm sorry sorry guys don't tell the boss sorry guys just don't tell my boss about that
28:22so the only one not to catch a break was dong with two fails he is the loser and we don't want to be
28:29too judgy but dom is about to become extremely unlikable
28:37okay dom we're here at sydney's royal easter show and your punishment is to take part in a talent show
28:43a kids talent show but you won't be taking part you'll be the judge
28:53talking to kids is pretty hard but dom don't worry because we're here
28:57to be in your ear and telling you exactly what to say and you know how every show has that
29:02asshole judge yeah that's you simon cowl but little kids that's brutal you'll be all right
29:10oh god ladies and gentlemen welcome to our little easter junior kids talent show all right the crowd's
29:18filling in how you're feeling you look the part i actually i quite like this outfit but that's about
29:22the only thing that i'm feeling good about at the moment i hate making people feel bad especially
29:26little kids so this is going to be really tough we thought we'd showcase some of the amazing junior
29:33talent that we've had at the easter show over the last couple of weeks go break a leg in some kids
29:37hearts good luck and their dreams i'm actually nervous for him we have some judges here to give their
29:43points of view we have jane gibson who is the chairwoman of the royal easter show arts and crafts
29:52we've also got the winner of this year's australian idol folks it's dylan wright give it up for dylan
29:59put your hands together and last but not least we have a third judge dom latridge he started his
30:06career performing here at the sydney royal easter show as a child so dom's come back to judge the easter
30:11talent show so give it up for dom dom is a talent show kid he would want to be supportive so badly
30:18but not today oh this is gonna kill him you gotta do everything we say and you can't break character
30:24all right i can't even look at anyone hey folks these horses are about to come out and not just your
30:30average horses they are trick horses give it up for lexi and river
30:34so i'm just get your phone out and start looking at your phone
30:43so
30:50so
30:52so
30:54so
30:56so
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