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00:11The following program contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong mates who share a house and compete to embarrass
00:17each other.
00:35Today, we're professional make-up artists. We'll be applying real make-up to real customers. What could go wrong?
00:43As usual, we have to do and say everything we're told by the others.
00:47And if we refuse, we lose.
00:49Who wants to glow up?
00:50Alright.
00:54We've rigged this make-up studio with hidden cameras and dressed like real make-up artists.
01:00We've had a quick lesson to make it look like we know what we're doing.
01:03We've even put on a bit of make-up ourselves to help get into character.
01:07The customers are expecting a professional make-up session and they're not going to get one.
01:14So, what were you kind of like after today?
01:16Oh, you go for whatever you...
01:18Yeah? Okay, great. Easy.
01:19No worries.
01:20Alright, Dom, get the face cream and you're going to put it on and say how much you love this
01:24face cream.
01:25Oh, I might actually pop on a little bit of this face cream too.
01:27Yep.
01:27That's probably one of my favourite ones.
01:29Okay.
01:29It's actually that good you can eat it.
01:32It's actually that good that you can eat it.
01:34Really?
01:35Yeah.
01:35Put your finger in there, Dom.
01:36Put your finger in there.
01:37Look it.
01:37Yeah, it's made out of like all organic things and like...
01:40Oh, yeah.
01:42Tastes great.
01:43Oh!
01:44Mmm!
01:46Get two fingers in there now and scoop it.
01:48And just don't even address it.
01:51Oh, my God!
01:54Oh, my God!
01:55Oh, my God!
01:57Oh, my God!
01:57Go and eat some more!
01:58Oh, my God!
02:01Oh, my God!
02:03Oh, my God!
02:04Oh, my God!
02:04Oh, my God!
02:05Oh, my God!
02:14She's winging, eh?
02:16Oh, my God!
02:17So, yeah, we might go like something a little bit darker.
02:20See how it looks.
02:21Yeah.
02:22Basically, give her a black eye.
02:24Look how dark he's going already.
02:26Oh, my God!
02:27Keep going, Dom.
02:28Make it worse.
02:28Make it worse.
02:29Real dark.
02:31Even dark.
02:31Even darker.
02:32Look at her eye.
02:32Oh, my God.
02:34Cool.
02:34Almost there.
02:39All right, Dom.
02:40Ready?
02:40Kelly, keep her eyes shut.
02:41And now spin her around.
02:42Take it as close.
02:43Yeah.
02:44So nervous.
02:45Oh, my God.
02:45Look how dark her eye is.
02:46Turn her around.
02:47Turn her around.
02:47Turn her around.
02:47Spin her around, Dom.
02:48Turn her around.
02:48And three, two, one.
02:51Open.
02:53Oh!
02:53Oh!
02:56Oh, no.
02:57Oh, no.
02:58Oh, brutal.
02:59Oh, my God.
03:01I can get a combo claim from her.
03:06It's a pass.
03:07It's a pass.
03:07Well done, Dom.
03:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:10All right, Falcon's up now, and we have a few surprises for him.
03:14Nice to meet you.
03:15Okay, so before I put the concealer on...
03:18Okay, before I put the concealer on...
03:20I may as well show you some of the clients I've worked on today.
03:26And if there's any looks that jump out at you, let me know.
03:29And you can kind of see what kind of make-up you'd like to go for.
03:32Yeah.
03:37Oh, that's...
03:38So that was a bit of a...
03:40A zombie.
03:41He's acting.
03:42He's an actor.
03:42He's an actor.
03:43Yeah, so he's a bit of a zombie.
03:45Dude, that is so messed up.
03:46So, then we've got this one.
03:49Wow.
03:50Oh, man.
03:51Oh, man.
03:52Oh, man.
03:52What did you put in his eyeball?
03:54So we put, um...
03:55Spicy rang-dang.
03:56He had a lot of spicy rang-dang, and it, like, makes his face real red.
03:59He had a lot.
03:59It was really spicy, that one.
04:02And then, uh...
04:04Oh.
04:05Dude!
04:06Dude!
04:06Sorry, that's the wrong one.
04:08Why is that in there?
04:10Well, sorry.
04:11It's Falcon's asshole.
04:12After his punishment, when he had to put...
04:14Julie on a...
04:16Satan's spit on his bum.
04:17Oh!
04:19Dude!
04:19I'm too old for that, darling.
04:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:24That last photo was me.
04:26That last photo was me.
04:27I'm sorry.
04:28That wasn't meant to be in there.
04:29No, it is alright.
04:30That scared me!
04:32Okay, Fawkes.
04:33Your next customer is ready to go.
04:36Alright, Fawkes.
04:36So every little thing that you do, like, every adjustment and bit of make-up, you're gonna go,
04:40Oh, fuck.
04:43Just look at me and pout your lips a little bit.
04:48Oh, fuck.
04:49Sorry.
04:55Oh, no.
04:56Sorry.
04:56Oh, my God!
05:00That's so bad!
05:01He's butchering this.
05:02Just subtly shake until she breaks a smile.
05:05Keep shaking.
05:06Keep shaking.
05:07Tremble.
05:07Yeah, yeah.
05:08Keep going.
05:10Tremble.
05:10Keep shaking on her lips.
05:12Until she laughs.
05:15Shake, shake.
05:22Shake, shake.
05:24Oh, sorry, sorry.
05:26He did it!
05:27He did it!
05:28He did it!
05:29Oh, God!
05:31I can do you.
05:32Alright, Jack is up and he is gonna be horrible at this because he didn't learn how to do anything.
05:35He doesn't listen to anyone ever.
05:38Alright, Jack.
05:39With the brush, I want you to try and brush it around her nose and try and get it up
05:43her nostril a little bit.
05:45Oh, my God.
05:45Is that just, like, concealer, is it?
05:48Oh, yeah.
05:49Oh, yeah.
05:50Pull that tickle.
05:50Oh!
05:55Oh!
05:56Oh!
05:57Oh!
05:58Oh!
05:58Oh!
05:58Oh!
05:58I'm sorry.
05:58Yeah, right?
05:59I think I found a booger.
06:02Say it.
06:04Almost found a booger up there.
06:06Don't say that.
06:07Jack, say I'm just gonna reward myself with a pretzel.
06:10I'm just gonna reward myself.
06:11I just did a really good job with that.
06:13Oh, wow.
06:13I'm just gonna give myself a little reward.
06:15Yay!
06:17Now, two, right next to her is...
06:19Solid right at the win.
06:20Right next to her.
06:20Oh!
06:22Oh!
06:22Go, go.
06:24Oh!
06:25Oh!
06:27Oh!
06:27Oh!
06:28Oh, my God!
06:28Ha!
06:33Mmm.
06:35Oh, that shit's so uncomfortable.
06:37You should get with your mouth.
06:38Go...
06:39Yeah, be like...
06:44Oh, dude, dude, dude!
06:46Just make it stay.
06:47Oh!
06:47Make it stay.
06:48Don't be on.
06:49Don't be on.
06:49Don't be on.
06:50Don't be on.
06:50Oh, my God.
06:50I can hear you munching on that food in my ear.
06:53Oh, sorry.
06:54Oh, my God, dude, dude!
06:56I'm a chewer.
06:57Mmm.
06:58Please don't do that in my ear.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Jack, say I'm actually really good at applying lipstick.
07:04I'm actually really good at applying lipstick.
07:06So I'll get you to stay very still.
07:08Yeah.
07:09I'll get you to stay really still.
07:10And I'm just gonna apply this lipstick.
07:13I'm just gonna apply this lipstick.
07:14Yeah.
07:15With my eyes closed.
07:16Um.
07:18What?
07:18Oh!
07:20I'm probably gonna do it with my eyes closed.
07:21Oh, my God.
07:22Oh, no.
07:23Are you for real?
07:24Oh, dude, I can't even watch.
07:27Oh!
07:27Oh, my God.
07:28Oh, my God.
07:29He's hit it!
07:30Oh, there we go.
07:31He's hit it!
07:31Yeah!
07:33Oh, my God, he's getting it!
07:34Oh, my God, he's doing it!
07:36Mm-hmm.
07:36And look at this.
07:37Oh, my teeth.
07:38Watch your teeth.
07:39Oh!
07:40Oh!
07:40Oh!
07:40Oh, my gosh.
07:43Yeah.
07:43Oh!
07:44Look at that, it looks pretty good!
07:45Oh, no!
07:46Oh!
07:46Oh!
07:48Yeah, that's...
07:48That's art.
07:49Remember, Jack, you're gonna do the whole lot, Stez.
07:52Do you want me to finish it?
07:53No.
07:54Oh!
07:54Oh!
07:55I'll just try it.
07:56One more.
07:56Oh!
07:58Ah!
07:58No chance!
07:59Okay, I'll do it mine.
08:00It's open.
08:01No chance.
08:01Yeah!
08:03Fail, mate.
08:04That's a fail.
08:06Good lipstick colour, eh?
08:08Yeah!
08:09Ba-bam!
08:10How's your day been?
08:11Good.
08:12How's yours been?
08:13Yeah, good.
08:13All right, Liam is in the hot seat.
08:16So, throughout the whole thing, you're gonna call a Pookie.
08:22All right.
08:23Um, Pookie, I'll just get you to move it across a little bit.
08:25Oh!
08:27Yes.
08:28So, today, Pookie's gonna be looking fire.
08:31All right.
08:32Today, Pookie is gonna be looking fire.
08:37I've been working on this new technique.
08:39I've been working on a new technique.
08:41It's called the buttery sausage.
08:45It's called the, um, the buttery sausage.
08:49Oh, my God.
08:50It looks really cool.
08:52Um...
08:53Okay, Liam, show us this new technique of yours.
08:55You're on your own.
08:56All right.
08:57Good luck.
08:58Oh!
08:59Buttery sausage is perfect.
09:00It's in between a cat's eye and a smokey eye.
09:02Sounds a bit like a sausage.
09:03It's not a hard one.
09:04Okay.
09:05Cute.
09:05Yeah, sweet.
09:06Because I know my Pookie's be looking fire.
09:07I want my Pookie's be looking fire.
09:12It sounds like a Macca's order, eh?
09:13It does, eh?
09:15Okay.
09:16Sweet.
09:18Wait, wait, what is he doing going up so high?
09:21I'll end up blending this.
09:23He's just drawing a sausage on her forehead.
09:29All right, stay there.
09:30All right, I reckon this is the sausage part.
09:33Stay there.
09:34Oh, no!
09:36No, dude, dude!
09:38Dude!
09:38That's a burnt sausage.
09:41That's looking like a burnt sausage.
09:42He did not hesitate for one second.
09:44Oh, what?
09:45That was just...
09:46Oh, my God.
09:47This is probably one of the most buttery sausages I've ever done.
09:51Say it, Liam.
09:53It's probably one of the most buttery sausages I've ever done.
09:57All right, let's go.
09:58All right, keep those eyes closed for me.
10:00Oh, my God.
10:01Nice place.
10:02Oh, my God.
10:05Oh, oh!
10:06Oh, no!
10:12You look good, Pookie.
10:14You look good, Pookie.
10:16All right, you got through it, mate.
10:19Add make-up artists to the list of jobs with Suckat.
10:22Jack, you picked up the only fail.
10:25Now we're about to add another job to the list.
10:30Today we're at Hungry Jack's where the customer is always right.
10:35Except for one customer who we really don't want to do.
10:37So we're going to kick that customer out of the store
10:40and explain to the customer ordering why we did it.
10:42If they think we're too harsh, we lose.
10:45All right, let's go get this guy.
10:46See you, boys.
10:46Let's do it.
10:52Liam used to not mind a bit of a biff,
10:54so I think this will be second nature to him.
10:56Yeah, he's good with confrontation, for sure.
10:58Oh, my God, here we go.
10:59Holy shit.
11:00Hello, good, thanks. How are you?
11:01Good. Can I spread a large, uh, live paper?
11:05Yeah, no worries.
11:06All right.
11:06Send Paddy in.
11:07Send in Paddy.
11:09Paddy's coming in, who's one of the producers.
11:11And Sugar.
11:11Oh, here we go, here we go, here's Paddy.
11:13Hey.
11:13Mate.
11:14How are you?
11:14What are you doing back in here?
11:16I'm singing.
11:17I can't believe...
11:20Get out.
11:21Get out!
11:23I don't want you...
11:23Get out!
11:26Sorry, I don't know why he came back in.
11:28He reminds me of the guy from The Wiggles.
11:30He reminds me of the guy from The Wiggles.
11:32Oh, my God.
11:32He works here, but every time he comes in,
11:34he does a little wiggle dance.
11:36Yeah.
11:37I really hate The Wiggles.
11:38I just, I hate The Wiggles.
11:41He tried to go through the drive-thru in the big red car.
11:44Yeah, he tried to go through the drive-thru in the big red car,
11:46you know, off The Wiggles.
11:47And then now he's come back in again.
11:49It just pisses me off.
11:52Those pricks made more money than ACDC.
11:54I mean, the pricks from The Wiggles made more money than ACDC.
11:57Really?
11:58Yeah, how does that work?
11:58That's a disgrace.
12:00It's a disgrace to Australian culture, you know?
12:02Back in black!
12:03Back in black!
12:04How can I say?
12:06This guy's not having it.
12:08He's not gay.
12:10Honestly, do you think what I'd throw in chips in his face is too harsh?
12:14No.
12:14No?
12:14Oh!
12:17This guy's brutal.
12:18Well done, Liam.
12:19Well done.
12:21Okay, Domo, you're up.
12:23Prepare to talk yourself out of trouble.
12:25Can I please have a junior wampa, a frozen Coke and large chips?
12:29Yep.
12:29All right, here comes Paddy.
12:30Paddy.
12:30Send him in.
12:31Here he comes.
12:33Hey.
12:34What are you doing in here?
12:35Oh.
12:37Oh!
12:38Get out!
12:39Get out now!
12:40Ha ha ha!
12:41Out!
12:42Oh my God, old lady.
12:44Sorry about him.
12:45He gave me a surprise Brazilian.
12:49He...
12:49Say it again.
12:51He gave me a surprise Brazilian.
12:53Oh my God!
12:55I was just at this party and then I was kind of just lying on the seat and I started
12:59falling
12:59asleep and he just strapped a Brazilian strip and just ripped it right off.
13:03Ha ha ha!
13:06Took some skin off my gooch.
13:08Look at that.
13:08Took the skin off the gooch, took the hair, everything.
13:11It was horrible.
13:11Right up my back, all the way from my ball throw to my back of my neck.
13:14All the way from my ball throw to the back of my neck.
13:18Ha ha!
13:20She's so invested.
13:21Yeah.
13:21Four days it took me.
13:22Four days it took me.
13:23Yeah.
13:25Um...
13:25Ha ha ha!
13:27Start growing the hair back and now it's kind of a real prickly and it's a bit annoying
13:31to work with.
13:32Yeah.
13:32Bit of crotch rot.
13:33Bit of crotch rot.
13:34Not good.
13:36Ha ha ha!
13:37You didn't want to see it, did you?
13:38Yeah.
13:39You didn't want to see it, did you?
13:41No.
13:41No.
13:42Oh, no.
13:43That's bad.
13:44I feel a bit bad about what I did.
13:46Do you think it was too harsh?
13:47Um, I do feel a bit bad about chucking the chips though.
13:49Do you think it was too harsh?
13:51No.
13:52No?
13:52Oh!
13:54Thank you so much.
13:55Appreciate it.
13:55Bad for us.
13:56Good for Dom.
14:00Chuck my chicken, yep.
14:02Is that just the normal or not the double?
14:04Alright, here comes Patty.
14:05Not just the normal.
14:06Yep.
14:06Hey.
14:07What are you doing here?
14:08Get out!
14:09Just here to see you.
14:11Seb!
14:11Get out!
14:13Such a weak throw.
14:15Leave!
14:18Sorry about that.
14:19So, yeah, just the tropical popper.
14:21He jizzed in my sunscreen.
14:23Say it, mate.
14:24That guy jizzed in my sunscreen.
14:27What was he?
14:28In my sunscreen bottle.
14:29In my bottle when I was at the beach.
14:33You know, like milk the lizard?
14:34You know, like milk the lizard into it.
14:39This guy's rattled.
14:40He just thinks he can come in here.
14:42He thinks he can just come in here.
14:44And my sunscreen?
14:45And my sunscreen?
14:46Oh, yeah.
14:48Oh!
14:50Alright, Falcon.
14:51Ask him, do you think that was too harsh?
14:52Before I get back into the order,
14:54do you think that was too harsh?
14:56Do you think that was too harsh?
14:57Yeah, in front of the cousin looks pretty much, mate.
14:59Oh!
15:00Yeah, too harsh.
15:02Unlucky!
15:05Hey, Jack, you're up.
15:07Good luck, brother.
15:08Oh, look at this guy.
15:09Oh, my God.
15:09Here we go.
15:13Oh.
15:15Oh, God.
15:18Oh, my God.
15:21How you going?
15:25Something's about to go down here, eh?
15:27Look at him, look at him.
15:28Dude, Jack's shitting himself.
15:30Jack.
15:30Jack, take his order.
15:33I'm sorry?
15:34Barbecue cheese.
15:35Barbecue cheese, will you?
15:37And I want two pieces of bacon, two pieces of egg.
15:40What's that say?
15:42Two pieces of bacon, two pieces of egg.
15:45Oh, two pieces of bacon, two pieces of egg.
15:46Yeah, that's a lot of piece.
15:47Oh, he's just funny, he's funny.
15:49You.
15:50Oh, God.
15:51Oh, God.
15:53Get out!
15:53Oh.
15:54Don't come back.
15:55Oh, look at him.
15:59He won't let me join his band.
16:02He won't let me join his band.
16:04Huh?
16:05He's got a band and I've got talent.
16:06He's got a...
16:07He's got a band.
16:09And he won't let me play in it.
16:13He loves it.
16:14What's his problem?
16:14I'm a singer.
16:15I'm a singer?
16:17Oh.
16:17Jack has the worst voice ever.
16:19Jack, do some scales.
16:20Do you wanna hear some scales?
16:21Let's go, Jacky.
16:23Ah, ahhhh, ah, ahhh, ah, Huhhh, ahh, ahhh, ahhh..
16:27I've got perfect pitch.
16:28I got perfect pitch.
16:29Do it again, do it again.
16:34Alright.
16:40Now, ask the guy, say, do you think it was too harsh?
16:42Do you think that was too harsh, what I did to that guy?
16:48Yes.
16:48Yes!
16:54Jack and Falcon, just like when they were at school,
16:57failed to talk themselves out of trouble.
16:59But this time, only one of them is getting punished.
17:03Jack, you're about to get caught out doing something
17:05that's way out of your league.
17:10Jack, you're today's loser, so this is your punishment.
17:14We got you a job as a cricket umpire.
17:19And this is a big game, Jack.
17:21Honestly, the winner of this goes into the final.
17:24Shut up.
17:24And that's not a joke.
17:27But do not fret.
17:28We'll be telling you everything to do and say by the earpiece.
17:32How's that?
17:33How's that?
17:34Are they adults or kids?
17:36Fine, adults.
17:36Do you know the rules of cricket?
17:37A little bit.
17:38So what's out, what's out?
17:39So out is that.
17:42Yeah, and what's no ball?
17:43That.
17:43What's wide?
17:44Wide.
17:49And what's no ball?
17:51Yeah, yeah.
17:52That's a ball.
17:52That's a ball.
17:53Fuck, who knows?
17:54Don't worry, Jack.
17:55We'll make it up as we go.
17:57Oh, here they come.
17:58Oh my God.
17:59The cricketers have been told there are a couple cameras here testing the live stream for the upcoming final.
18:05Holy shit.
18:06They're practicing their bowls and stuff.
18:07They're that serious.
18:08They believe Jack is an official umpire.
18:11But little do they know, he's about to cause absolute havoc on the field.
18:15Come back.
18:16Jack doesn't even know what a no ball is.
18:17No.
18:18Neither do I, to be honest.
18:19Me either.
18:19But we're gonna call them.
18:21A lot of them.
18:22Whoa.
18:23We good to go?
18:24Jack, get in position.
18:25I don't want to get near him.
18:26Oh yeah.
18:27What was your name, sir?
18:28Joe.
18:29Joe.
18:29I'm the umpire, yep.
18:31Oh!
18:33He's so scared.
18:35Here we go.
18:37First ball, first ball.
18:38Just watch the line there, mate.
18:41Just watch the line there.
18:43Oh, oh.
18:44All right, Jack, call no ball.
18:45No ball.
18:46Say no ball.
18:47No ball.
18:47Yell no ball.
18:48No ball.
18:49Oh!
18:50My foot.
18:51Oh!
18:52Oh, dude.
18:53He goes, what ball?
18:55The foot.
18:56Just there.
18:57Front foot.
18:57Front foot.
18:58I think it just went over.
18:59Oh!
19:00Jack, just say the baller.
19:01Watch your foot, mate.
19:03Watch the foot.
19:05Oh!
19:06Oh!
19:08I think Jack's freaking.
19:10No ball.
19:11Say no ball.
19:11Say no ball.
19:12No ball!
19:12Yeah!
19:14Oh!
19:15Oh!
19:16No ball.
19:17Hit him, run out!
19:18No ball.
19:19Oh!
19:19Oh!
19:20No way!
19:22Sorry, mate.
19:23Just a foot.
19:24Here it is.
19:26I have to have a bone one.
19:28Oh!
19:30Oh!
19:30Oh!
19:30This umpire's a clown.
19:32It's only where it's landing.
19:34Yeah, it's just rolling over on the front line here.
19:37It's about an inch over.
19:40Yeah.
19:41That's the least that never happened in my life.
19:44Oh!
19:44Oh!
19:45Oh, my God.
19:45He got out and everything.
19:47What the fuck?
19:48Rupi's play on.
19:49I'm the umpire.
19:50I'm the umpire.
19:51He's going.
19:52Oh!
19:52This is so fucked.
19:55All right, y'all.
19:56Play on.
19:57What a complete.
19:59Last ball.
20:00All right, Jack.
20:01This is about to get intense.
20:02You're now going to mess with the score.
20:04Fuck me, man.
20:05On this next ball, no matter what happens, you're going to call a four.
20:12Oh, my God.
20:13He's just belted it.
20:14Oh, that's a shot.
20:15He's just hit a six.
20:16It's gone past the coach.
20:17That's it.
20:18You're going to call it a four now.
20:19Do it.
20:20Do it.
20:21Dude, just do it now.
20:22Four.
20:23Four.
20:25Four.
20:27Four.
20:27It was a six.
20:28It was a six.
20:29He just scored a four.
20:31Four.
20:33It bounced.
20:34I think it bounced just before the tones.
20:36Yeah.
20:38He called that a four.
20:41Oh, my God.
20:42He's going to be killing him.
20:44This is so brutal.
20:45I'm waiting to get punched from behind.
20:47This is fucked.
20:49I don't know if my score is.
20:52I'm hated.
20:53All right, Jack.
20:54No matter what happens on this bowl, you're going to call an out.
20:57Oh, my God.
20:58If they don't listen to you, you're going to have to say,
21:00respect my decision, and you're going to have to grab the stumps,
21:03and you're going to walk off.
21:04End of the match.
21:05Oh, my God, dude.
21:06This is so heavy.
21:11Hey!
21:12Out.
21:13Out.
21:16Dude.
21:17Jack, come on.
21:17It's a punishment.
21:18Blow your whistle.
21:18And say, he's out.
21:20Blow your whistle.
21:21Blow your whistle.
21:21Quick.
21:24Oh!
21:25Out.
21:28Out.
21:30What's going on here?
21:31I have no idea, mate.
21:32Just wait.
21:32Walk into the center and say, mate, you're out.
21:35I'm the umpire.
21:36You're out.
21:36To this guy.
21:38Yeah.
21:38Sorry.
21:39I think that's out.
21:41I heard a nick.
21:42Yeah, I think you just nicked it.
21:43Off you get.
21:44Come on, mate.
21:45Go on, you've got to go.
21:45You've got to go.
21:46Come on, mate.
21:47Let's play fair.
21:48Is this like some giant?
21:49Oh, my God.
21:50They're going to kill you.
21:51Are we going to keep playing, or is that out?
21:53That's out.
21:53I'm the umpire.
21:54Wait, did you actually nick it?
21:55No, of course not.
21:55Don't look at him.
21:56Look at me.
21:57Come on, mate.
21:58Come on, mate.
21:59These guys.
22:00They're not even listening to him anymore.
22:01Hey, Jack, grab the middle stump and say, no more playing until he leaves.
22:05Oh, no.
22:07I can't.
22:08Oh.
22:09This guy's going to fuck me up.
22:11I can't put these back on until you go.
22:15Sorry, guys.
22:15We can't play on until he goes.
22:17No one's respecting my authority.
22:19No one respects my authority.
22:20It's up to you.
22:21Hey, guys.
22:22Chris, you're a captain.
22:23Am I out?
22:24Yeah, that's gone.
22:25It was a clear nick.
22:26You don't have to go bowl.
22:27Joss, is it, mate?
22:28Hang on, mate.
22:29We've just got to move on.
22:32He's the umpire.
22:33It's just umpire rules.
22:34That's it.
22:35Oh, you do.
22:35This is gnarly.
22:36This is the hardest thing I've ever watched in my life.
22:41Yeah, it's gone.
22:41It's gone.
22:42It's gone.
22:44He's gone.
22:45He's gone.
22:46He's gone.
22:47He's gone.
22:47Thanks, mate.
22:49Let's just keep this game fair.
22:52Grab the stumps.
22:54We can't continue playing too.
22:55Anyone respects my authority?
22:57This is heavy, hey.
22:59Genuine.
23:00Really?
23:01Just have some respect.
23:02Have some respect.
23:04How about our umpire as well?
23:05Oh!
23:08Walk off, walk off.
23:09Walk off.
23:09Sorry, boys.
23:10There's no respect on the field, that's all.
23:12Walk off.
23:12He's gone.
23:13Maybe start bowling with a bit of pace as well.
23:15You might get some more wickets.
23:16You should start bowling with some pace as well.
23:18Might get some wickets.
23:18Might get some wickets.
23:19Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:20I'm leaving.
23:23I'm going home.
23:24Run away.
23:25Drop him and run.
23:26Drop him and run.
23:27Start running.
23:31Look at him go.
23:32He's running.
23:33Dude, I'm not coming back.
23:34I'm not joking.
23:34He's going.
23:36Oh, my God.
23:36He didn't hit my car.
23:37He's trying to stop the car.
23:44He just ran off.
23:46Where'd he go?
23:47What's happening to you?
23:49He scored a tie.
23:51There he is.
23:52Wait, that was gnarly.
23:54Wait.
23:55That was gnarly, dude.
23:57That was so gnarly, dude.
23:59That was the hardest thing I've ever watched in my life, mate.
24:01Dude, I'm going home.
24:02I'm moving countries.
24:04That was horrible.
24:05How's that?
24:06Go where'd he go!
24:07All right!
24:08All right.
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