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00:11The following program contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong mates who share a house and compete to embarrass
00:17each other.
00:30Inspired unemployed and practical jokers.
00:36Today, we're at 40 Winks posing as sleep specialists.
00:45We're gonna try and sell customers the perfect mattress, but at the same time we have to do and say
00:50everything we're told by the other jokers.
00:52If we snooze, we lose. I mean, if we refuse, we lose.
00:56Oh!
00:58God, he's funny.
00:59He's good.
01:05This store has been rigged with hidden cameras.
01:07Hey, guys.
01:08Hey, how's it going?
01:09You guys are here for the fitting.
01:10Yes.
01:10Amazing.
01:11The customers think they're coming in for bed match appointments to find out which bed is best for them.
01:17It tests your back, your posture, the perfect bed that you need.
01:20Oh, okay.
01:22But after this, I think all of us are gonna need a lie down.
01:26All right.
01:26Jack, I'll just show you guys some sleeping positions.
01:29I'll show you some sleeping positions.
01:30Okay.
01:31Cool.
01:31They're really good for your spine.
01:32They're really good for your spine.
01:34So lie down with your left arm straight up.
01:38Stick one leg out and put the other one up in the air.
01:43What?
01:44You're not actually falling asleep like that.
01:46Yeah.
01:49I'll show you another one.
01:51So that's one.
01:51I've got another one here.
01:53Put your legs up over your head.
01:54What is going on?
01:57And just like that.
01:58Look at her face.
01:59Look at her face.
02:00I wouldn't recommend it if you're a bed wetter.
02:06So I might get you guys to lie down just on your back and I'll get a reading.
02:09Jack, ask if you can be the sausage and the hot dog and lie in between them.
02:13Oh, my God.
02:14Say it.
02:15Say it.
02:15Say it.
02:16Say it.
02:17Say it.
02:17Oh.
02:18Um, quick question.
02:20Uh...
02:21Well, the right way to ask it.
02:24Um...
02:25So...
02:25Say it straight.
02:26Do it.
02:27So, um...
02:29Hot dog in the bun.
02:30You don't mind if I...
02:31I'll be the hot dog in the bun and I lay in between you?
02:34Oh.
02:36Oh.
02:37Oh, no.
02:38Cool.
02:41Oh, yes, Chuck.
02:43All right.
02:43This man's a good man.
02:44Cool.
02:45Look at her face.
02:47Stay there for a bit.
02:48Going hard.
02:51It's been the big guy.
02:52Oh, my God.
02:56Spoon him.
02:56Go.
02:58Oh, he's given his arm.
03:02Yes!
03:03Oh, my God.
03:04You've got to give it to him.
03:05Well done, brother.
03:06Well done.
03:07Holy juli.
03:09How are you?
03:09Nice to meet you.
03:10Just come over here and have a seat on the bed.
03:13All right, Valks, when they come over, act like you sleep so well
03:16that you're hyper-awake.
03:18How do you sleep?
03:19Get your face into it.
03:20Yeah.
03:21I sleep on a lounge.
03:23Yeah?
03:24Yeah, so do you want to get...
03:25What do you want to try and get six hours, eight hours a night?
03:28I get about 14.
03:30I get roughly 14.
03:32Jesus.
03:33So...
03:33She's scared shitless of him.
03:38Yeah, so I'll just get you to lay down and ask you a few questions here.
03:41Go tickle her foot and go...
03:43Oh, oh, oh.
03:45Oh, oh.
03:45Oh, oh.
03:49Go whoopsie, tickle, tickle, tickle.
03:50Tickle her toes, tickle her toes.
03:52Whoopsie, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
03:54Oh, it's nice.
03:57Look at her eyes.
03:59Here comes the aeroplane.
04:01With wide eyes.
04:02Go, go.
04:03Here comes the aeroplane.
04:04Just trying to be asleep.
04:07Oh, God.
04:09Stop, dude.
04:10Oh, dude.
04:11Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
04:12Keep it down.
04:13This bed is actually earthquake-proof.
04:16Yeah, it's actually earthquake-proof as well.
04:18Earth bed?
04:19I can show you.
04:20It's like, I can show you if you'd like.
04:22Now, Fax, get on the bed and start jumping up and down like crazy, staring with your eyes
04:25wide open.
04:28Now go crazy, jumping up and down.
04:30Oh, oh.
04:30Jump, jump up and down.
04:35Can you feel it?
04:36Can you feel it?
04:38Oh, my God.
04:39Now, tickle her foot, tickle her foot.
04:40Tickle her foot.
04:41Tickle her foot.
04:42Tickle her foot.
04:44Good stuff, Bianca.
04:45So, did you like that bed?
04:47Yeah, it was good.
04:48There was a small fee for laying in that bed.
04:50Yeah, so there was actually a small fee for laying in that bed.
04:53Oh, brick-clicking.
04:54It was up to $500.
04:54Yeah, so it was up to $500.
04:57$500?
04:58Yeah.
05:00So, do you want to pay cash or card?
05:02Did you want to pay cash or card if you were leaving?
05:05Get back.
05:06I'm not even alive right now.
05:09Fax, say pay me in tickles.
05:12Pay me in tickles, say it.
05:14Say it, Fax, say it.
05:16I know, I'm kidding.
05:17You don't have to.
05:18Oh!
05:20Probably a good thing.
05:22Fax, yeah, just a little bit.
05:24So, yeah, just jump on the bed there.
05:26Liam's got a class A distinction in talking shit.
05:30So, what we do is we have some, like, pumps in here.
05:32And what it does is it just, like, tests where the body is.
05:34So, with this bed, it actually detects body movement a bit better
05:38if I jump in the middle between.
05:41But I'm going to go top to tail, just so it's not strange.
05:47So, yeah, I just need to put pressure on the middle pumps here.
05:51I'll go top to tail so it's not weird.
05:54Here we go.
05:57You can just close your eyes.
05:58It won't take a second.
06:01Sniff their feet.
06:02Sniff their feet.
06:03Sniff their feet.
06:06See, everyone close your eyes.
06:09Everyone just close your eyes.
06:11And now start sniffing and go.
06:14And sniff their feet again.
06:16Go, both sides, both sides.
06:19Keep going, keep going, keep going.
06:21Oh, my God.
06:24Grab one foot and just grab it and sniff it.
06:26Grab it and sniff it.
06:28What's that?
06:29Oh.
06:31Oh.
06:34Cool, cool.
06:35That's good.
06:35All right.
06:36Sweet.
06:36I can feel that.
06:36That's good.
06:40How are you guys at getting to sleep?
06:42So, maybe it's the way you go to sleep could be the problem.
06:45A good method is to kind of get total darkness.
06:47So, just a good method is total darkness.
06:50So, get underneath the duvet.
06:53So, you kind of want total darkness when you...
06:56So, like, right now, it's complete dark.
06:58There you go.
06:59Oops, I farted.
07:00Oh, shit, I farted.
07:02Dutch oven.
07:03Oh, Dutch oven.
07:05Damn, it smells good.
07:06Stop giggling to yourself.
07:07Oh, damn, it smells good.
07:08Hey.
07:10I had beef stroganoff last night.
07:12I had some beef stroganoff last night.
07:14Oh, there goes another one.
07:15Oh.
07:17Do you guys want to turn in the Dutch oven?
07:22Say it.
07:23Say it.
07:23Come inside the dojo.
07:25You guys want to come in the Dutch oven?
07:27Do you, um...
07:28Do you want your results back?
07:29Yes, please.
07:30Oh, no.
07:31That's a fail.
07:32Fail.
07:34Fail.
07:37I'm Phil.
07:38Oh, nice to meet you.
07:39Hello, mate.
07:39How you going, Phil?
07:40Nice to meet you.
07:40How you going, guys?
07:42Dom, we want you to play a really tired character.
07:45Perfect.
07:45You should barely keep your eyes open.
07:47Cool.
07:47Let's get sleepy.
07:48So just, like, relaxed.
07:50That's great.
07:51Yeah, perfect.
07:52All right, Dom, keep talking to them as normal, but then start slowly going into a micro-sleep.
07:56All right, so just analysing the spine now in the back.
07:59Keep talking.
08:00Keep talking.
08:00Talk a little bit more.
08:01Just anal...
08:01Yeah.
08:02And now be asleep.
08:08Stay there.
08:08Stay there.
08:09Stay there.
08:10Stay there.
08:10Stay there.
08:11Stay there.
08:16Oh, dude.
08:18Oh, wake up.
08:21Sorry.
08:21Oh, sorry.
08:25Oh, no, no, no.
08:27I'm just going to grab a doona really quickly.
08:29You guys just stay there.
08:30Okay.
08:31Oh, Dom.
08:32I wonder what's under here for you.
08:34Oh.
08:36Like a bab.
08:38That's been, like, two weeks.
08:39That's been, like, two weeks.
08:43Go lay down on the bed across from him.
08:45Have a convo from over there.
08:46What do you guys do?
08:48We're students.
08:48What are you studying?
08:50We study medicine.
08:51Oh, wow.
08:52Yeah.
08:52That's sick.
08:53Oh, wow.
08:57Let your head start tilting to the side.
09:00How, um...
09:01Start slowly falling asleep.
09:03How far into your degree are you?
09:05Do you go to sleep, yeah?
09:08Oh, everywhere.
09:10Oh, your bum's falling out.
09:11Yeah, stay there.
09:12Stay there.
09:14Wake up and just go, ah!
09:16Like, just scream at them.
09:18Just sit on the bed right across from you.
09:19I just wake up and go, ah!
09:22Three, two, one.
09:25Ah!
09:26Oh!
09:27Oh, my God!
09:30Sorry, guys.
09:31You all right?
09:31All right, give him that one.
09:33Give him that.
09:33How long was I out for?
09:35Nice, Dombo.
09:35Nice.
09:37Falcon and Liam, your performance was the stuff of nightmares.
09:40But don't worry, we've got another chance to give customers what they need.
09:49Today's stunt should be a piece of cake.
09:51Or should I say a loaf of sourdough?
09:52Ha, ha, ha, ha!
09:54We're playing in teams at Bourke Street Bakery, and it's me and Dombo, it's Jack and Liam.
09:59In these teams, we have to do whatever the other team tells us to do.
10:02If you refuse, you lose.
10:04Let's go, Jack.
10:05Let's get yeasty.
10:06Don't even talk to me.
10:12OK, so the boys are out there right now.
10:15All right, boys, you've just arrived from Ireland two days ago, and your Irish accent is thick.
10:20Jack has been waiting for this day for a long time.
10:22He walks around the house speaking in an Irish accent.
10:26How's it going, are you?
10:26Cup of the morning to you, lad.
10:30Have you got any of those croasty things at the moment?
10:32The croasty things?
10:32I think we did a new bachelorette recently.
10:36They are wigging.
10:38So, you're dumb, I'm so sad, I can't find it.
10:41I'm so sad, I can't find it.
10:44Where is it?
10:46Where is it?
10:47Dom gets sadder, and Falk, you've got to cheer him up.
10:50Cheer him up, mate.
10:51It's going to be all right.
10:52It's going to be all right.
10:53Remember what Ma said.
10:55She said, don't grab his feet, Neil.
10:57All right, I know I can do it.
10:59I just don't.
11:00You can, son.
11:00Slip him on the face, Falks.
11:02Look at me, lad.
11:03Who's your daddy?
11:05Keep going.
11:06Keep going.
11:07Don't be like that.
11:09Your daddy will always tell you to be a better man.
11:11I don't think it's making me...
11:11Get your milk and get the sausage away.
11:15One more, one more.
11:16Backhand.
11:18Dom, start Irish dancing.
11:23Both here, both here.
11:25You know what I mean?
11:26Yeah, yeah.
11:27You've got your milk.
11:28I'm having the best day in me life, you know what I mean?
11:31I feel like I'm back home in Ireland.
11:37It's like I'm having the ability to get this up.
11:39We marred the pot.
11:40Oh, don't let the pot like that.
11:43Who wants eggplant?
11:45That's right.
11:45They're tired.
11:46All right, now, both of you speak normal.
11:48So, is this everything?
11:49So, is it just the sausage rolls and the pot?
11:54Oh, you're no longer Irish.
11:55What was it the egg cream one that you want?
11:56Irish.
11:57What?
12:00Okay, with this lady, guys, you're going to have a cramp.
12:02Hi.
12:02Can I have a beef sandwich and bacon and a cramp?
12:06Dom, get a cramp.
12:07Beef sandwich, yep.
12:09And bacon and a cramp.
12:11And then, Falcon, you have to massage your mouth.
12:13Oh, I've got a cramp.
12:15You all right?
12:15Sorry, I've just got a cramp.
12:16Sorry.
12:17Bacon and a roll.
12:18Bacon and a roll and the cheese toastie.
12:20Just bacon and a roll.
12:20Beef sandwich.
12:22I've got a cramp, sorry.
12:23One second.
12:24Sorry, just one second.
12:26You all right?
12:27Yeah, that's good.
12:28Thanks, man.
12:28And now, Dom, go to reach out for a cup and get a cramp in your arm.
12:31Beautiful.
12:32Okay, cool.
12:33Oh!
12:35You all right?
12:35I've got a cramp.
12:37She's freaking out.
12:39She's backing up.
12:40You all right?
12:41Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
12:42Sorry, he hasn't been eating salt lately.
12:44Yeah, it's baker's cramp.
12:46Baker's cramp.
12:46Baker's cramp.
12:47Falf, you're getting cramp now.
12:49Oh!
12:50Oh, my God, my neck.
12:53Stay there.
12:54Try it.
12:54Our neck.
12:55Our neck.
12:56Baker's cramp.
12:57Baker's cramp.
13:00Can you have a bit?
13:01Yeah, are you all right?
13:02Look, look.
13:02This is my neck, yeah.
13:03Oh, this guy's helping.
13:05He's helping.
13:05Oh, there we go.
13:06Yeah, pull it out.
13:07That's good.
13:08Dom, go me next.
13:09Me next, me next.
13:11Yeah, that's good.
13:14Oh, yeah.
13:17Oh, perfect.
13:18No way.
13:19Thanks, man.
13:19That was really good.
13:20Thank you, brother.
13:20Oh, shit.
13:22Get some electrolytes into her soon.
13:24Do we have our mini Gatorade here?
13:26That's a pass.
13:27Good job.
13:28Liam and Jack, you're up.
13:30Remember, this is the Refuse You Lose Challenge.
13:33Here we go.
13:34All right, Liam.
13:35You don't speak a word of English.
13:38And Jack, you've got to insult him.
13:42Hello.
13:43Hello, how are you?
13:43Yep.
13:45He doesn't understand English, so...
13:47Oh, don't you?
13:48Oh.
13:51Yes, and eggplant and chickpea sausage roll.
13:56Sorry, he doesn't even understand what I'm saying right now.
13:57You can say anything you want to him.
13:59Say, I've got a crush on your sister.
14:00I have a crush on your sister.
14:03I have no idea.
14:05Your head looks like a bloated arsehole.
14:08Your head looks like a bloated arsehole.
14:12Say he has a head like a dropped pie.
14:14You can say he has a head like a dropped pie.
14:16Yeah.
14:16He knows he loves pies.
14:18Did you hear that, goulash?
14:20Pie.
14:21Did you hear that, goulash?
14:23Pie.
14:26Pie.
14:31Liam, just keep saying pie.
14:33Pie.
14:34Keep saying it.
14:36Pie.
14:41Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
14:42All right, Jack and Liam, every time they look at you, just look away.
14:47Can I please have...
14:49Keep staring at her.
14:50Staring at her as soon as she looks at you.
14:53And look away.
14:54Good.
15:08What's happening?
15:09What is going on here?
15:12She thinks she's going insane, eh?
15:15Oh, my God.
15:17Maybe I should ask somebody else to serve me.
15:20Liam, I'll help you on the till here.
15:23I can help you on the till.
15:26When she looks at you, look away.
15:28Ah, a cake.
15:32Jack's coming in, double and I'll be...
15:35Oh, my God.
15:40What can I do to get served?
15:44Do you have any idea how I get served?
15:46I don't know.
15:47Liam, say to her, sorry, your face is too terrifying to look at.
15:51Oh, no.
15:53Say it.
15:54Oh, no.
15:55You've got to do it.
15:56Go.
15:57Is it just me?
15:58Is there something wrong with me?
15:59Say it now.
16:00Yeah, say it now.
16:01Say it now.
16:01Your face is too terrifying to look at.
16:07Oh, my God.
16:10Your face is too...
16:11Oh, my what?
16:13Oh, my God.
16:15It's too beautiful to look at.
16:18Oh, that's a fail.
16:20Oh, Liam, you are too smooth for your own good.
16:24Team Jack and Liam pick up a fail, and that's bad news for you, Liam.
16:27So bad, in fact, it'll make you feel sick to your stomach.
16:34We are here at the beautiful Lunar Park for Liam's Punishment, and it's a fun one.
16:40You're going to spend the afternoon riding rides and eating delicious snacks.
16:45I've got no idea what's going on.
16:46Well, one ride.
16:48The Rotor.
16:51Over and over and over again.
16:54Wait, is the Rotor the one where you stick to the walls?
16:56Yeah.
17:07We haven't told Liam everything yet.
17:10This machine can make people vomit.
17:13And when we said we had delicious snacks, we were lying.
17:17But that's not the only surprise for Liam.
17:19Liam has no idea about this, but we didn't want him to be lonely while spewing, so he brought
17:23his closest friends and family here.
17:25Everyone say hello.
17:27They're here for moral support while Liam is, uh, chundering.
17:34Doesn't he look pristine in all these whitey-whites, but it's not going to be for long.
17:39Here he is.
17:40Here we go.
17:41Step in the building.
17:42Don't be afraid.
17:43This isn't good.
17:44Liam, we know this is going to be a very scary moment for you.
17:47So what we've done is brought some moral support.
17:50Do you recognize any of these faces?
17:54Oh, what in the hell?
17:56Oh, God.
17:57Who have we got here, Liam, that you know?
17:59I've got mum, my little brothers.
18:01I've got my friends.
18:02I've got my cousins over here.
18:04Holy shit.
18:05You're nervous, eh?
18:06Oh, God.
18:07As a starting point, Liam, how are your guts feeling at the moment?
18:10Oh, I haven't been good for the last few weeks.
18:11I'm real tender.
18:12He has the weakest stomach out of all our mates by a mile.
18:15The weakest stomach ever.
18:17We've designed a three-course meal with food we know will make him gag.
18:22First up, food that's definitely not fresh.
18:26This is just a hot dog and a soft drink.
18:29Apparently, all the best hot dogs come out of a tin.
18:34Oh, yuck, the water.
18:36Damn.
18:38And before you eat, maybe have a quick sip of the water.
18:41Oh, really?
18:42Mate, it's a punishment.
18:43You've got to do what we say.
18:44Here we go.
18:45Oh!
18:48Oh, no!
18:50Oh, no!
18:52No, you're getting off of it.
18:54All right, hot dog.
18:55Doesn't even eat anything.
18:56This is going to be way too easy.
18:58Here we go.
19:00How is it?
19:00Is it yum?
19:03Oh, no!
19:05You can't even stab me this.
19:06This is going to be a disaster.
19:07I can't eat it.
19:08You got it.
19:19All right, how are you feeling?
19:21Not good.
19:21You're not good?
19:22That's disgusting.
19:23Buckle up.
19:25All right, lock him in.
19:26You got this.
19:28You got this.
19:29Welcome to the road up.
19:30Feel free to move your arms around as much as you'd like.
19:32And if you feel sick, scared, or unsafe at any point,
19:35just shout out, stop.
19:35I'll stop the ride.
19:36Besides the sick part.
19:38We will definitely not stop the ride.
19:40All right, who's ready to watch Liam Bummer?
19:43Ethan.
19:44It's been a nice guy, baby.
19:48Oh, my God.
19:49I'm already feeling dizzy, dude.
19:50I'm already dizzy, eh?
19:52Oh, my God.
19:53I don't like this, eh?
19:54This is like...
19:54Oh, no.
19:55Dude.
19:56I already feel that sick.
19:58I'm feeling a bit sick just watching this.
20:01Oh, dude.
20:03Oh, no.
20:04How do you feel it?
20:06Oh, I don't know what I'm feeling right now.
20:08I've felt this before.
20:09Oh, it looks like he's got it.
20:15Oh, dude, I'm dizzy.
20:17All right, Liam.
20:17That was round one.
20:19Time to up the anties a little bit.
20:20Sardines and milk smoothie.
20:23Oh, seriously.
20:24Literally fish and milk in a smoothie.
20:26Feel that.
20:28Hey!
20:29Oh, I can't help.
20:32Oh, yeah.
20:33Wait, a bit.
20:34Oh.
20:37Are you serious?
20:39All right, here we go.
20:40Dude, I can't...
20:41I'm feeling sick.
20:42Time to blend?
20:44Oh, that's not a good blend, either.
20:46That's a thick blend.
20:47Thick blend.
20:48I reckon that's about enough time, eh?
20:49Yeah, enough.
20:50Let's just do it.
20:51Oh, poor D.
20:53Poor D.
20:54Knowing Liam, he's definitely not going to be able to drink this.
20:58That's your mum, Liam.
21:00Oh, here we go.
21:01Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
21:02Let's go, Liam.
21:02Let's go, Liam.
21:06Three, two, one, go!
21:10Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck!
21:16Bumbo!
21:18Bumbo!
21:19Got it!
21:21Oh, my God!
21:24You got a sword!
21:26Powerful sword.
21:27Bumbo, bumbo!
21:29Skellit, skellit, skellit, skellit!
21:31You win!
21:33Oh, God.
21:35Yuck.
21:36Let's spin it!
21:37All right, let's go spinning!
21:40Oh, my God!
21:42Oh, it's whiffed enough.
21:45You can smell it!
21:46You can smell it!
21:47Let's smell it!
21:48Liam!
21:51God, no.
21:53Oh, that's not working.
21:54There's nothing left in his stomach.
21:56Stop the machine.
21:58You better bring out the big guns.
22:00And for this punishment, we've saved the best till last.
22:03Liam, this is a century egg.
22:08The century egg may be a delicacy for some, but it won't be for Liam.
22:13We actually had to get a medic on standby for you to eat this.
22:16Smell it.
22:16Smell it first.
22:20It's black.
22:21Because it's rotten.
22:22It's 100 days old, but they store it in 40 degree heat.
22:25I'm not going to be able to do this.
22:26What?
22:27Put a thing in your mouth.
22:29A whole thing.
22:29Let's spin it.
22:30You have to eat this while you're rotating.
22:32Sorry, but our goal is to make you throw up.
22:35Go, Liam!
22:40Oh, my God.
22:44Oh, my God.
22:54Oh, my God.
22:57Oh, my God.
23:07Oh
23:08Finally he's made his mark. Well done boys and sorry Liam. The Iceman has melted
23:21Century egg
23:22My god, that's your brother. Sorry that we have to do that to your son
23:36I feel like he's nearly better when he's on the rider. Should we put him back on there? I swear
23:38that's when he's best
23:42Come on, mate
23:42I smell hate
23:48One more
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