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00:10Pull, Weezers! Pull!
00:12Come on! Pull!
00:14Oh, I'm pulling!
00:16Oh, I'll take that!
00:21Now, Jimmy, I want you to behave yourself at the Weezers this weekend.
00:25Don't worry, Mom. Everything will be fine.
00:27I've been looking forward to this for weeks.
00:29It'll be just like having a brother who looks nothing like me and has a different last name.
00:34Man, you guys are so lucky.
00:36I have to stay home and loofle my grandma's cankles.
00:39I can't believe you're camping out in the desert.
00:41I get slightly phlegmy just thinking about it.
00:44Yeah, well, that's what burning duck is all about, Weezer, my man.
00:47We're gonna let it all hang out.
00:50Groove to a natural seed.
00:51Might even toast some marshmallows.
00:53Honey, put your pants on. You can groove when we get to the desert.
00:56See you soon, sweetie.
00:57Keep it real, Jimbo. Go with the flow.
01:01Bye-bye.
01:02Love you.
01:03Bye-bye.
01:04Bye-bye.
01:05Well, Jimmy, let's get you settled in.
01:08Bye, guys. Have fun while I'm cackling.
01:12Hey, Carl, how about a quick game of virtual foosball?
01:15First things first, Jimmy. We've all been out of the open air, so we'll need to disinfect.
01:21Germs, mold spores. You'd be amazed what sticks to a person's skin.
01:25Is this really necessary?
01:27You better scrub harder, Jimmy. You can't be too careful.
01:31Clear!
01:36There. Clean as a whistle.
01:37You boys get comfortable. Dinner will be right out.
01:48Are you guys all right?
01:50Just limbering up the old GI tract, Jimbo.
01:53It keeps your digestion loose and gas-free.
01:55Come on, Jimmy. Your intestines aren't gonna unclench themselves, you know.
02:01You insist?
02:06Sounds like my men are hungry.
02:09Uh, what is this, Mrs. Weezer?
02:13Fiberloaf a la king, a hypoallergenic protein substitute.
02:17You see, Jimmy, the Mrs. and I are allergic to most meat, fish, grain, dairy, fruit, vegetable, and jalapeno-based
02:23food products.
02:23Eat it, Jimmy, before it gets damp.
02:28Well, um, mind if I add some salt?
02:33Ah! Oh, more!
02:34Jimmy, no!
02:34Sweet heavens!
02:35That much airborne salt was set off on!
02:37Yashii! Yashii! Yashii! Yashii! Yashii! Yashii!
02:44Oh, sorry, Jimmy.
02:47More, please!
02:48Oh!
02:52Sitting and singing, singing and sitting, sitting...
02:58Don't you guys ever just watch TV?
03:00My mom says too much TV before bed causes brain lesions.
03:04Second verse!
03:05Sitting and singing, singing and sitting...
03:15There's nothing like a good family gargle before bedtime.
03:18Make sure you get it deep down, you know, past your tonsils, Jim.
03:28You boys sleep tight now.
03:30But it's only 7.30!
03:32Now, Jimmy, early to bed, early to rise makes a man less prone to bronchial infection.
03:37Night, kids!
03:39Hey, Jimmy, let's stay up all night and tell scary stories,
03:43and then we can share our most personal thoughts and not even go to sleep until...
03:51Okay, it's easy, Jimmy. It's only for the weekend. We'll get through this.
04:17Oh!
04:24This is ridiculous.
04:26Allergies, germs, constricted nighttime airways.
04:29What's next?
04:30Do not fear.
04:32Only I can tame Sancho the Wonder Llama.
04:36That's it! I can't take it anymore!
04:42I know it's late, boy, but this is an emergency.
05:02Here we are, Goddard. Total health boost caplets.
05:06The Weezers have sneezed their last sneeze.
05:08At least for the weekend.
05:16Oh!
05:24No more allergies.
05:26No more snoring.
05:27No more weak constitutions.
05:29Too bad, it's only temporary.
05:43What's going on hey Jimmy look what I can do and I can see stuff now and my nose isn't
05:48all clogged
05:49I feel great. I gotta go tell my folks
05:56Hey mom dad guess what morning son
06:02I think my health cap let's may have worked too
06:04I haven't felt this good since I was a bubba boy. Hey, let's attack the day family
06:14Let's go drink deep from the cup of life. Oh, yeah. Oh, mr. Weezer. It's about that
06:24Jimmy I saw the whole thing Carl and his folks have become ultra weezers. How cool is that?
06:31We gotta go after the machine if my caplets wear off. They might hurt themselves
06:34Come on
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07:30Come on, family! We're gonna climb Mount Incredibly Unstable!
07:34No one's ever climbed Mount Incredibly Unstable and lived!
07:39I'm in! Me too!
07:42We gotta stop them before they get to Mount Incredibly Unstable!
07:46It's incredibly unstable!
07:48How do you know this stuff?
08:21Oh, yeah! This'll really stick it to the man!
08:25Bugger Mama! Need more wicker!
08:29Come on!
08:32Alright, baby!
08:44Timmy! I should tell you, I usually barf around Mach 2!
08:49Sorry, Sheen, but my health tablets can wear off at any time!
08:54Ow! Oh, that climb must have irritated my pink eye!
08:57Okay, um, I think I got a nosebleed!
09:01We're so terribly high up, we could get exposure!
09:05What were we thinking?
09:08No! That rock's gonna get!
09:09Whoa!
09:12Whoa!
09:13Whoa!
09:15Whoa!
09:21That's harshing, my mellow!
09:23It's headed right for the Burning Dump Festival!
09:26And Mom and Dad will be crushed!
09:27Just one chance!
09:34I have to reverse the pole on my tractor beam!
09:39Need more power! It's not working!
09:42Wait a minute!
09:43That's it!
09:43This desert is a salt fly!
09:45Chief, help me get all this salty sand into the air!
09:50Whoa!
09:52Whoa!
09:55Whoa!
09:56Whoa!
09:59Whoa!
10:00Whoa!
10:01Whoa!
10:02Whoa!
10:05Yeah!
10:06Out of sight!
10:07You totally blew my mind, Weezers!
10:09Oh!
10:10Are you alright, sweetie?
10:12Sure, Mom!
10:13Thanks to the Weezers!
10:14Ah, it was nothing!
10:15Say, does anyone have a moist towelette?
10:17Oh, you cats have got to stick around!
10:20We're just about to set fire to the big duck!
10:22How about it, Mr. Weezer?
10:23We could give them a rousing bonfire song!
10:26That we could, Jimmy!
10:28That we could!
10:29Not a good one!
10:31We're singing and standing, We're standing and singing, Burning and singing, Smoking, and burning,
10:42Singing and standing, We're standing and singing, Burning!
11:07Wow, Cindy! Our new kite is the most gorgeous thing in the sky!
11:15It's also the most deadly!
11:31The winner of the Battlekite semi-final fly-offs is Jimmy Neutron!
11:38Booyah! Neutron's rude whoop-de-whoop in your face!
11:43Man, that is one laser-wook battle kite!
11:45Yes, it's jazzy design and bold use of color never stood a chance.
11:50We'll get you next year, Neutron!
11:53And so we move on to our final round.
11:55Neutron versus Retrovill's richest kid, Eustace Stort!
12:00That's Stritch, you nattering Nabob! Eustace Stritch!
12:04Oh, Stritch? No one cares!
12:07Blix, prepare the Buzzkill Mark IV!
12:12I'll give it up, Neutron. The technology in this Battlekite is the best my filthy rich father's money can buy.
12:19Oh, yeah? Well, bring it on, Blazer Boy!
12:21James, care to make a little wager? Your robot dog, perhaps?
12:27You know I'd never bet, Goddard! You ready to fly kites or what?
12:31Very well. Brace yourself for a thrashing!
12:41Oh, you're welcome!
12:45Whoa, you're welcome, you're welcome, Timmy.
12:58Woo!
12:59Go, go, go!
12:59Woo!
12:59And the winner is...
13:01Jimmy Neutron!
13:02One, two, yeah!
13:06Nobody beats me!
13:07Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody!
13:09I'll make him pay for this indignity, but how?
13:13Way to go, son. You made your ancestors very proud.
13:17Yes, well done, Jimmy. Well done, indeed.
13:20Listen, why don't you and your people pop over to the compound
13:23for a celebratory flurp and ice cream banquet, hm?
13:26I think I'd rather gargle liquid nitrogen.
13:29Jimbo, that's rude. Now your ancestors are ashamed again.
13:32Jimmy, what are you thinking? Flurp and ice cream and flurp?
13:37Yeah, Jim, don't make us put the hurt on you.
13:39Did someone say banquet? Why, we'd be delighted to come, wouldn't we, Libby?
13:44Indubitably. Someone with your looks and social standing must throw a lovely banquet.
13:49We'd, uh, suck up to the rich kid, Vortex.
13:52I don't care about his money. We have a lot in common.
13:54He just likes you almost as much as I do.
13:57Of course you can come, my dear.
13:59Me. Me likey.
14:02What? Okay, fine. I'll come too. Is everybody happy now?
14:06Last one to the limo is middle class.
14:08Yeah! Way to come, I said that!
14:11Make the necessary preparations. We'll need to entertain this rebel.
14:16Properly.
14:19Wow! This place is awesome!
14:22Oh, it's nothing, really. Sorry about the helipot. We're having it redone.
14:26Wow, Neutron? This sure beats the heck out of your dinky little clubhouse.
14:30It's not dinky. It's ergonomic.
14:32Oh, no, no, no, Cindy. I'm sure that Jimmy's clubhouse is state-of-the-art. Primitive art, that is.
14:41Well, he got you there, Jimbo.
14:45Hey, son. Haven't seen you in days. Who are your friends?
14:49Father, don't interfere.
14:51Hi, Stritch. You Neutron. Glad to know you.
14:54Glad to know you. Say, you look like a golf man.
14:58You know, I'm more of a duck guy.
15:00I love ducks.
15:02Look, can we please just get this banquet over with?
15:05Oh, don't mind us, son. You run along with your friends, and I'll show Hubert here, the vintage flirp seller.
15:11Well, thanks, Stritch, old boy.
15:13Very well. Come, Cindy. The monorail has arrived.
15:23Eustace, this is incredible! There must be over 37 different flavors.
15:28Yeah, well, it's all right.
15:30Oh, don't be jealous, Jimmy.
15:32My ice cream is made from the purest Ice Age snow, gathered via time box.
15:37You've got a working time box?
15:39Yes, and you'd be surprised what money can buy.
15:41Oh, by the way, check under your chairs, everyone.
15:45My own holographic boy band!
15:47A tech-yard power glove, just like Ultralords!
15:52I got a miniature cold llama. I'm gonna call it Kevin.
15:56Oh, Eustace, it's beautiful.
16:00It belonged to my grandmother. I had it gutted to make it DVD-compatible.
16:05Isn't he the dreamiest?
16:07Oh, come on, people! Anyone can just buy stuff. He doesn't even understand how these gadgets work.
16:12Quick pull. Does anyone care?
16:14Nope, no.
16:15Uh-uh. Me neither.
16:16Why don't you check under your chair, Jimmy?
16:20Used gym shorts?
16:22My old spaz.
16:23Thought your wardrobe needed touching up.
16:26Laugh with me, everyone! Laugh with me!
16:34Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! He-��는!
16:57Sc
16:58chateau la flerp oh that's good flirt you know you got a great kid there hugh thanks richie
17:08and eustace seems very clean oh yes he's uh he's uh he's a rotten little tyrant and i'm an awful
17:18father oh what do i do hubert well we find it helps to set limits like no space travel on
17:25school nights or uh no teleporting your mother and that works incredible tell me more about these
17:33limits sure no that's good
17:43everyone i should like to propose a toast to jimmy whose ingenuousness is exceeded only by his
17:50perspicacity i'm not sure what he said but i bet it was insulting
18:00whoops sorry so we like games eight jimmy then let's have some gentleman's fun shall we
18:09make ready neutron you're about to face the ultimate triumph in expensive robot technology
18:15blicks bring out the ra multi-unit
18:24oh it's adorable they just don't make craze berserk robots like they used to scan that thing goddard
18:32hmm it seems pretty low tech sorry eustace my robot technology is parsecs ahead of your so-called
18:39ultimate triumph really then how about a friendly wager your robot dog against my ra unit now if your
18:46pooch loses loses i get to keep him not gonna happen captain overbite huh i told you he was checking
18:53come cindy join me in mocking him you know you want to
18:57bock bock bock bock bock oh it's so much fun sure i i guess i do
19:04you're on stretch don't worry boy you'll beat him easy let the game begin
19:22jimmy you sure you know what you're doing
19:34hey it's going to particle thingy just like goddard
19:38oh it's impossible what r a unit robot adaptoid that's right jimmy my adaptoid can copy any weapon
19:49and hurl its power back tenfold run goddard black boy
19:58euston stop you can't do this i've no further use for neutrons squeeze
20:23goddard goddard
20:25goddard just one chance he copies every move we make play dead boy
20:37i win i beat you you'd think so wouldn't you
20:53good boy what's wrong eustace can't your unit spontaneously reassemble after a main core
21:00implosion no too bad oh bean yeah oh boy jimmy
21:06no no no no for this neutron i will pursue you with everlasting vengeance
21:12not so fast young man it's time we set some limits to start with no pursuing anyone with eternal
21:21vengeance for an entire month like that here yeah close enough i warned you not to interfere
21:27father now you'll pay oh that's a time out right next take uses to his room so he can
21:34and think about what he's done
21:39what don't unhand me you filth no confidence rising parental power cursing through my veins
21:48oh the indignity don't look at me don't look at me sorry goddard i never should have bet you
21:57well i'll tell you one thing i learned yes dad no that was it
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22:18guitar solo
22:41Oh
22:45Hola, soy Pablo
22:49Got a blast