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00:19Oh
00:23Come on Jimmy, we can't be late for lady's birthday party. She asked gray star to play
00:28And if I eat soon my cake and ice cream sugar rush will coincide perfectly with that first song
00:33Yeah, and I need to stake out a chair near the punch bowl in case this year
00:38I want punch cake and punch while essential for human life are nearly as exciting as this
00:44It's nice Jimmy, but I think someone already invented the arch. This is not your average arch
00:50behold
00:54Oh
00:55That looks like the future
00:5715 years into retroville's future to be exact those jumpsuits are so slim
01:03May I present the chrono arch a portal through time?
01:07And this is just a general picture using DNA tracking. I was able to locate all three of our future
01:12selves first
01:15The future team
01:23I
01:24Apparently you're a top male model it's front page news every time you change your socks. I can't believe it.
01:30I changed my son
01:32Now the future Carl
01:35Carl the llamas you breed can survive underwater build homes for the needy and filter out unwanted phone calls
01:42What's next for car? Well David? I think you'll be surprised and delighted by cars latest advances. I know I
01:49was
01:51But now yours truly
01:55But now yours truly
01:55And as the first scientist to receive the Nobel Prize in bulk I would like to ask can somebody help
02:01me to my car with these?
02:05I
02:05I
02:07I
02:09Wow the future used to fill me with fear and dread but now I can't wait for it
02:15Oh, we don't have to that was just view mode in travel mode
02:19We can step through the chrono arch and go to the future right now. I'm sure the future me has
02:24one and can send us back safely
02:25But Libby's expecting us at a birthday party
02:28Sheen it's a time machine
02:30We can go to the future and be back just when the party's getting good
02:33Ow
02:34Careful guys. I've been experimenting on some plants with my new chemical megalomanium. It makes anything it touches mad with
02:40power
02:41Ow
02:42Come on. Let's go. Well, can we drop our presents at Libby's first?
02:46I took a wrapping class at the learning hut and I don't want my work to go to waste
02:50I'll get the hover car. Carl. Can you wrap mine, too? It's the essence of lavender over there. Well, sure,
02:54Jim
02:55Ow
02:56Ow
02:56Ow
02:57Flower cut
02:58I cut it out
02:59Ow
03:02I'll cover you, Carl. Grab the bottle and let's go
03:06Ow
03:06Huh?
03:07You want a piece of me?
03:08Ow
03:09Ow
03:09You want a piece?
03:11Ow
03:13I got it
03:15Ow
03:16Ow
03:17Let me out of here
03:26Happy birthday, Libby!
03:28Hey, guys
03:29Oh, you brought me presents
03:31I'll take those
03:33I don't want you guys messing up my highly organized system
03:36Party's in the backyard
03:37Uh-uh
03:37Um
03:38Are we supposed to tip her?
03:40I don't want your stupid money
03:43This party's gonna be sweet
03:47Oh, yeah, the future
03:48Forgot
03:49Oh, yeah, the future
03:49Um
03:50Oh, yeah, the future
03:53Okay, gentlemen, the Corona Arch is set for 15 years in the future
03:57Our arrival point, downtown Retroville
04:00This is gonna be even more awesome than the party, which is gonna be awesome
04:04One, two, three, go!
04:07Go!
04:18Jimmy, I think the future's broken
04:22I-I don't understand
04:24Yeah, I thought everything would be cool and futuristical and we were all famous
04:28Hey, it looks like I'm famous
04:30Wonder why you're on a poster
04:34What are you doing on the streets?
04:38Don't you know Dance Gazebo is on?
04:41Dance Gazebo?
04:42Dance Gazebo
04:43It's required viewing by all subjects of Retroville
04:46Along with Dance Airport, Dance Grocery Store, and Dance Dance Hall
04:50Oh, yeah, uh, Dance Dance Hall, it's, uh, my favorite
04:54That was a test
04:55There is no Dance Dance Hall
04:56That's ridiculous
04:57I must report your crime to her most terrible dictatorship
05:00So that she may pass an incredibly fair yet monstrously brutal judgment
05:06Libby? Libby's the future dictator of Retroville?
05:09Check her out
05:11Most people couldn't pull off the future dictator look
05:14Sheen, we have a situation here
05:16Don't worry, Jimmy, she's my main chica, she'll totally go easy on us
05:20Your dictatorship, these youths stand accused of failure to watch required programming
05:25What is their sentence?
05:26One hundred years of hard labor
05:30How's that, uh, she'll go easy on us plan coming along?
05:35I love it when she uses her tough voice
05:39Oh, no, you split up
05:41How ever will I catch you all?
05:48My mom says we should trust policemen
05:51Did she specifically mention giant far-armed robot policemen?
05:55No, then keep running
06:04Goddard, escape plan 321.4a
06:07Look out
06:08Look out
06:09No!
06:11Man going out for Carl and Sheen!
06:20What?
06:21Resisting arrest, eh?
06:22You're only making it worse for yourself
06:24What could be worse than one hundred years of hard labor?
06:28One hundred years of hard labor in old pudding
06:30Ew!
06:32Goddard, we need thrust
06:37Good boy, Goddard
06:38Oh, sure
06:39If I'd have done it, you'd have yelled at me
06:41And what could possibly have happened to change the outcome of the future we saw earlier?
06:45What did we do before we left?
06:47Well, I woke up with a hollow feeling which went away after I ate plenty of bacon
06:52Uh, closer to our departure, Carl
06:55I'll play back this morning's lab footage
06:56Ow!
06:58Ow!
06:59Flower cut!
07:00I cut it out!
07:02Ow!
07:02If you'd have been there, it wouldn't seem quite so unmanly
07:05Oh no!
07:06Carl, you grabbed the megalomanium!
07:08I was under fire!
07:10It was chaos!
07:11Uh-oh!
07:12Megalohu in a what now?
07:14The stuff that made the flower power crazy!
07:16Libby must have opened it at her party and that's how she became an evil dictator!
07:19We've got to get back to the past and make sure she doesn't open it!
07:23Uh, how will we get back if we don't have an arch thingy?
07:26Simple!
07:26We just visit the smartest guy in town
07:33Wow!
07:34It's good to see the old clubhouse
07:36I wonder if the gum I buried is still here
07:39Hey, what do you know?
07:44Mmm, fruity!
07:46If your gum is here, then my chronoarch is bound to be around somewhere!
07:50Hey, the DNA scanner's gone!
07:52Well, maybe this is a fingerprint analyzer
07:56Wow, it has a pretty tone!
07:59Almost like a doorbell!
08:02Hi, um, are you...
08:04Jimmy Neutron?
08:07Well, looky here!
08:09Meet Carl and Sheen from back in the day!
08:11Come on in!
08:12You're just in time for Dan's gazebo!
08:18I hate what he's done with the place!
08:21Oh, can I offer you boys a purple flirt?
08:23I just bought two new glasses, so now I have...
08:25Let's see, Carrie, one...
08:28Three...
08:29Future me?
08:30I don't mean to be rude, but it's kind of important that you take us down to my...
08:34Your...
08:34Lab!
08:35Oh, the lab?
08:36Oh, well, uh...
08:38Actually...
08:38Funny story about the lab?
08:40Neutron!
08:42Neutron!
08:42What are you doing?
08:44You're supposed to be soaking my mother's feet!
08:46And if it's not done every hour on the hour, she experiences severe flaking!
08:50Cindy, can you not call me Neutron?
08:53Now that we're married?
08:57No!
09:03No!
09:05No!
09:10Well, you just screamed for four minutes, Jim!
09:13I'm both impressed and disturbed!
09:15As I was saying, I had to go to the lab so Cindy's mom could move in.
09:20Her feet require constant care.
09:22You could not imagine that a person's foot could be so...
09:25Okay, I get it!
09:26What about the chrono-arch?
09:28The chrono-arch?
09:29Gosh, I think I lent it to Sheen a while back.
09:31Well, we need to find it!
09:33We're being chased by a maniacal police robot!
09:35He can show up here at any minute!
09:40Boy, it's amazing what grocery stores will just throw out!
09:44Look at all this month-old cabbage!
09:46I'm even more incredible than I dare to dream!
09:49Uh, future me, I am you from 15 years in the past, and I would like to say it's an
09:54honor to...
09:55Whoa, dude, you stink!
09:57Duh!
09:58That's because I'm a professional dumpster diver!
10:01I scale the insides of trash bins and pluck the jewels with it!
10:05Cool!
10:07Jimmy, this future is fine with me!
10:09Well, not me!
10:10Future Sheen, what did you do with the chrono-arch?
10:13Ow!
10:15Hmm, did I set it on fire and push it off a cliff, laughing insanely?
10:19I did that to something.
10:20No!
10:22Now we're trapped in this horrible time forever and I don't even have a toothbrush!
10:28Oh, wait, yes I do.
10:30False alarm.
10:31In the meantime, I'll wake Carl, then whip those cabbages into a slaw you'll never forget, no matter how hard
10:37you try!
10:38The chrono-arch!
10:40Oh, I remember.
10:41Sheen gave it to Carl to sleep on.
10:43He's got problems with his back, and front, and sides.
10:48Hmm?
10:49Did I miss the slaw?
10:51Tell me I didn't miss the slaw!
10:54Hey, someone gutted the fuse box and filled it with old cabbage!
10:57That's right!
10:58I pushed the refrigerator off the cliff, so I had to store the cabbage in there!
11:02Future me!
11:03We have to get this operational before the police robot finds us!
11:07A cop-bot?
11:08But I'm a wanted man!
11:10Come on, Carl!
11:11We'll stand guard outside!
11:12If you hear him screaming and begging for our lives, that means he's coming!
11:15Gee, Jimmy, I'd love to help you fix it, but Sandy's mother's feet require constant maintenance!
11:20That's okay!
11:20Shane and Carl can take care of that, right, guys?
11:23Okay, I'll give it a try.
11:25Hey, I know!
11:26We can scavenge parts from Goddard!
11:28You still have Goddard?
11:29Course I do!
11:30Goddard, come here, boy!
11:35Goddard has lots of pieces that don't work now.
11:37We can use those!
11:39Then let's get started!
11:43Huh.
11:44Think you can get away, eh?
11:46Once he's started tracking, a cop-bot never loses the trail.
11:53Uh...
12:09Uh...
12:09Yeah, I remember the first time I saw Mrs. V's feet.
12:13Me of the future?
12:15Why are you a wanted criminal?
12:17For crimes of fashion.
12:19Dictator Libby tells everyone how to dress, but I cannot wear those shiny fabrics.
12:24They make me chafe.
12:25They don't breathe is the problem.
12:27Yes!
12:29Finally!
12:30Someone who understands!
12:32Come here, I'm not afraid to hug me.
12:40There, that's the last of the cabbage.
12:42I've rewired the temporal circuits and patched the quantum fuses with the time breakers.
12:46When I threw this switch, it should work.
12:52Oh no!
12:53It's internal power!
12:54Source is dead!
12:55What should we do?
12:56Gosh, it's been a while since I've fiddled with this kind of stuff, Kelsey.
13:01Uh...
13:05Well, that's all I got.
13:06Future me!
13:07What happened to you?
13:08Has living in a dictatorship and being married to Cindy made you forget your love of science?
13:12You're right.
13:14Science used to mean everything to me.
13:16Okay, I'll try.
13:17Okay, think.
13:18Think.
13:19Think.
13:19Brain bomb!
13:21You mean brain blast.
13:23Right, right.
13:25Cindy's mother has a 2,000 decibel foot massager in the basement.
13:28If we can tap into its battery, it might be enough to power the corona arch.
13:32Way to go, Neutron.
13:34Hey!
13:35Someone took my gum!
13:39This is gonna be big.
13:40I might even get upgraded to Lieutenant Bot.
13:43I wonder how long the memory of this will haunt me.
13:53This was a terrific idea!
13:55Thinking it up felt good.
13:57Thanks, young me.
13:58You made me realize that my life is truly awful.
14:01You're welcome.
14:02And don't worry.
14:03With any luck, you'll be able to fix everything.
14:05You did great!
14:07The cow bat's coming!
14:09Is this the end of all carls as we know them?
14:13Quick!
14:13Plug it in!
14:15Whoa!
14:16The arch is set for the moment we left in the past.
14:18Come on, guys!
14:19Let's go!
14:20Good luck, guys!
14:21Bye!
14:21Bye, everyone!
14:23See ya when I wanna be ya!
14:24I am ya!
14:26Oh, darn.
14:27I meant to tell my younger self a bunch of investment secrets so he'd become fabulously wealthy.
14:32Oh, well.
14:33Can't take the past.
14:34Step aside, citizens.
14:36I must pursue the fugitives.
14:37Yeah?
14:38Well, you'll have to go through us.
14:40Yeah!
14:41Well, mostly them.
14:47We made it!
14:48To the hover car!
14:50Ah, there really is no time like the present.
14:53Whoa!
14:58Whoa!
14:59Whoa!
15:00Yeah!
15:00Uh-huh!
15:03Whoa!
15:05Whoa!
15:05Yes!
15:05I am falling!
15:07Whoa!
15:08Oh dear!
15:13Uh...
15:17I'll deal with you three later.
15:23Carl, mind if we move into the wall with you?
15:25I'll make up the guest beds.
15:47Wow, Libby's party looks fun.
15:49I wish we weren't in mortal danger.
15:52Everything will be fine once we find my gift to Libby
15:54and destroy it before she's exposed.
15:56Well, how hard can that be, right?
16:01Carl, did everyone take the same wrapping class
16:04at the learning hut?
16:05We'll have to unwrap them all to find mine.
16:07Cindy's system says this room is A through K,
16:10so Jimmy must be here somewhere.
16:20Hey, this is my present, Ultra Lady from the highly hated episode
16:24Ultra Lord Takes a Wife.
16:26Wait, Sheen isn't between A and K.
16:29The gifts must be ordered by last names.
16:31Let's go to the next room.
16:34Oh, look, the Rootsie girl.
16:36Um, OK, I can explain.
16:37See, in the future, you're mad with power, I'm...
16:39Oh, I'm mad, all right.
16:43We'll explain all this to Libby after we save the future.
16:46Right, I won't let my dear, sweet Libby become a horrible dictator.
16:50Although, she wants to wear the outfit.
16:51That's cool by me.
16:52Guys, look.
16:54Is this the place?
16:59Hey, Tin Man, this is a private party.
17:04Enjoy the punch!
17:07OK, just stay low, and maybe you won't...
17:09I surrender!
17:10I can't be on the lamp my whole life!
17:13I don't even like lamp, it's too gamey!
17:16Oh, look.
17:17I am now authorized to use deadly force.
17:24Again, I fall.
17:25Goddard, good boy, you saved us!
17:27And take your dog, too!
17:30Run!
17:36This is a flaw in my design.
17:40Some boys can't hold their punch.
17:43This isn't the best place to catch our breath.
17:45What are we doing, Chubb?
17:46We're no match for the Cop-Bot.
17:48But if we destroy the Megalomania,
17:50the horrible future will cease to exist,
17:52and the Cop-Bot should disappear.
17:56Party's over, boys!
17:58Party's over, boys!
17:59Hey, everyone!
18:00Blastar's here!
18:02Yay!
18:02Blastar, my favorite classic oldies band!
18:10I love this song.
18:12Wait here.
18:20It's a weird way to escape, but I'll take it!
18:28You're my papa's face, Missy!
18:30All that you and me, baby!
18:33Okay, we don't have time to unwrap,
18:35so let's just start smashing!
18:43Just for the record, I don't approve of any of this.
18:45Woo-hoo!
18:51One, two, lift our mind!
18:53I don't want to run through this.
19:13Wasting all this time!
19:18Wastin' all this time
19:22Wastin' all this time
19:35Greystar rules!
19:37Greystar! Greystar! Greystar!
19:40Well, back to the 9 to 5.
19:44Jimmy, we've destroyed everything and the cop-out is still here!
19:49I don't understand! Where's my present?
19:52There you are! I hope you're happy, Neutron!
19:54Your stupid robot is out there wrecking the hole!
19:56Wow, I had no idea you were so deranged.
19:59Cindy, you gotta help us! I need to find my gift to Libby!
20:02I organized everything alphabetically by the giver's name.
20:05Yes, but where's mine?
20:07You're under Z.
20:09Z?
20:10For zero.
20:11I'll be angry about that later!
20:23The megalomanium! Goddard!
20:28You have the right to remain silent!
20:30Permanently!
20:31Oh, yeah? Well, I've got a little present for you!
20:41Yay!
20:43Yay!
20:44Jimmy saved the future!
20:47That horrible dictator Libby will never plague us again!
20:51Oh, perhaps I better explain.
20:54You and your stupid robot broke my house,
20:55ruined my party,
20:56and destroyed my gifts!
20:58Get out!
21:06And so Libby, as stated in Chapters 4, 8, and 37, I can say I am very sorry and hope
21:13this explanation will be sufficient.
21:15I also hope I can remain your friend Jean.
21:19It was 36.
21:21Libby?
21:21You apologized in Chapter 36, not 37.
21:25Oh, right.
21:26Well, it's hard for me to think clearly after writing for eight hours straight.
21:30Sheen, you risked your life to make sure I stayed who I am.
21:33That's the nicest gift anyone has ever given me.
21:35Yeah, it is pretty cool, huh?
21:37Plus, you don't have to exchange it.
21:39So, you want to go to the candy bar?
21:41Sure.
21:41Let's stop by my place first.
21:49Meet me at the candy bar, Sheen.
21:51After you clean my house!
21:57That voice is seriously attractive.
22:23Oh!
22:38Ooh!
22:43Michael!
22:45Got a blast!
22:48Best�