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00:11Microspace, the final frontier.
00:14Billions of particles pulsing like a pan-dimensional chalupa.
00:17And it's all right here in my trusty jar of unstable molecules.
00:22Mmm, fresh from the accelerator.
00:25Uh, Miss Fowl, I have a question.
00:27Who cares?
00:28Yeah, sit down, Jimmy. You cut into our pretzel time.
00:30Put a sock in it, she-harpies.
00:32I'm doing this to help us understand the new science chapter.
00:35I've even prepared a demonstration of the strong and weak nuclear forces.
00:39I am the weak force, but I'm learning to be more assertive.
00:44Help us, please.
00:46Actually, Jimmy, I was going to skip that new chapter.
00:50It has a lot of big words which could damage the self-esteem of our less advanced students.
00:57What? But that chapter's vital to our comprehension of an ever-expanding Omniverse.
01:02Big words. They hurt. They hurt.
01:05Well, we could study the new science chapter.
01:10Or we could make macaroni sculptures.
01:13Yeah!
01:14All right!
01:15That's a vicious stupid hat.
01:17I'm going to make a rigatoni llama.
01:19But guys, molecules. See how shiny? Look at them bounce.
01:22I've had enough of you. Give me that stupid jar.
01:24Don't shake it!
01:25Unstable molecules are highly...
01:29Unstable!
01:36My rigatoni! No!
01:40Big molecules! They hurt! They hurt!
01:44Stay calm!
01:46They'll lose energy pretty quickly.
01:48There's nothing to worry about.
01:50We went left on this.
01:54I actually enjoyed Jimmy's demonstration.
01:57Yeah, Neutron. Let's do this again real soon.
02:04What if they made Einstein do macaroni sculpture?
02:08It's so frustrating.
02:09If elementary school keeps holding me back like this,
02:12I may never realize my true potential.
02:14Holy Heisenberg!
02:16I must say, Jimmy, I'm very impressed with your cheese ray.
02:19Gordard! Intruder alert! Priority Alpha!
02:25G-g-g-g Jimbo!
02:27Ready? We've got company.
02:29My apologies.
02:30I didn't realize your cheese trigger was so sensitive.
02:33We were just showing Dean Cain some of your inventions, honey.
02:36Dean Cain?
02:37That's right, Jimmy.
02:38I'm head dean at the Pomona School for Advanced Physics.
02:41Pomona SAP?
02:42That's one of the most prestigious science academies in the world.
02:45Hey, Dino, have you checked out Jimbo's anti-gravity disks?
02:52Jimmy, Pomona's had its eye on you for a long time.
02:55How would you feel about matriculating?
02:57You mean you want me to go away to college?
03:00Sweet.
03:01Go away? You mean move out?
03:03But Jimmy's still a child.
03:05A child who could win the coveted Moran Grant.
03:08And Pomona desperately needs that grant
03:10to finance our new silly blinking gadget facility.
03:13I don't know. What does your father think?
03:17I think it's a great opportunity.
03:19Time for our little Jimbo to become a man.
03:21Aw, can I go, Mom?
03:23This could be a new start.
03:24A chance to work with my scientific peers.
03:26Hawking, Crick.
03:28How about the guy who invented the light-clamping gizmo?
03:30Ah, a true genius and a Pomona graduate.
03:33Well, sweetie, if that's what you really want,
03:35it's just that we'll miss you so much.
03:38Hmm.
03:39Dean Cain, I'm in.
03:41Looks like you've got yourself a new student.
03:43Congratulations, Jimmy.
03:45Can I keep the cheese ray?
03:49I don't think so.
03:51With time-space equations,
03:53for every darn occasion,
03:54we calculate Pomona's great.
03:56Yay, Pomona!
03:59And that is why a random quanta
04:01is a well-balanced isopositive quanta.
04:04Ooh.
04:06Thank you, Seymour.
04:07You certainly do know your basic particles.
04:09Now, class, let's continue with our study
04:12of Spingon's rule of three.
04:19Sorry I'm late, everyone.
04:21I blew a sprocket on my primary gyro.
04:23You see, my jetpack's got a circuit board...
04:25Excuse me, Dean Cain,
04:26but I'm sure we're all well aware
04:28of how a jetpack functions.
04:30Quite right.
04:30Just hang it up there with the others, Mr. Neutron.
04:38By the way, everyone,
04:39I'd like to introduce our newest student,
04:41James Isaac Neutron.
04:43Great to be here, guys.
04:45I mean, really, totally awesome.
04:46This school is going to be the funnest place ever.
04:51You're right, man.
04:52That was so lame.
04:54Now, people, he may seem young,
04:56but I feel Mr. Neutron's our best bet
04:59to win this year's Moran Grant.
05:00But, Dean Cain, if anyone wins that grant,
05:03it will be I, Seymour Nimblefarb,
05:05class president and official SGOC.
05:07I'm aware of your smart guy on campus status, Seymour.
05:11Take a seat.
05:14Now then, who can name the six basic types of quarks?
05:18Oh, oh, hmm.
05:19Neutron.
05:20What the...
05:20The six types of quarks are up, down, bottom, top,
05:25strange, and charmed.
05:26Excellent, Mr. Neutron.
05:28Oh, all right.
05:29How dare that punk steal my scientific thunder?
05:34I've got to find a way to slap him down fast.
05:36Continue, Mr. Neutron.
05:38Springarn postulates additional bodies,
05:40such as the very charmed quark,
05:42the delightful quark,
05:43the absolutely marvelous quark,
05:45and his favorite,
05:45the very, very, very naughty quark,
05:47which he discovered in 1982.
05:50Impressive, Mr. Neutron.
05:51Very impressive.
05:59James, stop this crazy thing!
06:02My jetpack!
06:03It must have flipped another gyro!
06:04Better use my tractor beam ray.
06:14Dean Cain!
06:15I'm sorry.
06:15I don't know how my jetpack got out of control.
06:18I'm surprised at you, young man.
06:19You'd better not let this happen again.
06:21Yeah!
06:22Out of design!
06:24Rough first day, Jimmy.
06:25Anything I can do to help?
06:27Thanks, Seymour.
06:27But I'm sure it'll be okay.
06:29The scientific community is known
06:30for being both supportive and nurturing.
06:33Ow!
06:33I miss my old school.
06:37Clueless little dweeb.
06:38I'll have him running back to Mommy inside a week.
06:46That's right, little fleas.
06:48Welcome to your new home,
06:50Cirque du Flea Neutron.
06:51Oh, Hugh, I know you miss Jimmy,
06:54but this is no way to compensate for his being gone.
06:57Yeah, I'm not compensating.
06:58It's always been my dream
06:59to have my very own tiny flea circus.
07:02Oh.
07:03I think I'll call you Jimbo.
07:06You could be the Jimster.
07:07Oh, and you are definitely Jim Jammery.
07:11I know it's hard, sweetie,
07:13but maybe we could visit Jimmy next week.
07:15Nope, no, sir, no.
07:18He's a college man now.
07:19We've got to show that we trust him.
07:22This is no time to get emotionally clingy.
07:26Honey, you're flooding the flea tank.
07:28They're drowning.
07:28What?
07:29No!
07:31How much luck can one man and you?
07:35Why am I so itchy?
07:39Sorry I'm late.
07:40Again.
07:41I couldn't find the lockers,
07:42and the computer students dunked my head in the toilet.
07:45Again.
07:46Oh.
07:46Just find a lab partner, Mr. Neutron.
07:51Hey, want to partner up?
07:53Oh, please, forget it, jetpack boy.
07:56Not in a million ice ages.
07:58Sorry.
07:58No room at the table for your giant head.
08:01Yeah.
08:03My get rid of Neutron plan is working perfectly.
08:06Now to make him really squirm.
08:09Oh, Jimmy, I'll be your lab partner.
08:11Oh, really?
08:12Thanks, Seymour.
08:13What are fellow scientists for?
08:15Need help with your chloride solution?
08:16That's okay.
08:17It's pretty simple.
08:18Just some free radicals, an ion for taste, and just a hint of tahini sauce.
08:29What is that odor?
08:31Neutron, bring your beaker up here.
08:34It's just a chloride solution, Dean Cain.
08:36Really?
08:37It smells bitter and more volatile, like a...
08:40Oh, what's the phrase I'm looking for?
08:42Like a quick freezing nitride solution?
08:46Dean Cain, look out!
08:48Oh!
08:54Neutron!
08:57Sorry, everybody.
08:58My bad.
08:59It can happen to anyone, right?
09:01Come on!
09:03I hate it here.
09:09Rest in peace, little fleas.
09:12Everything's all right now.
09:14Because I got a brand new box of fleas in the mail.
09:16You shall not have died in vain.
09:21So you see, Mrs. Neutron, we want to go to college with Jimmy so that we can support him
09:25in his bold new adventure.
09:27Yeah, plus we're very bored and lonely.
09:30We have no lives.
09:31Boys, that's very sweet.
09:33But I'm afraid it would take a lot of studying to get into Jimmy's new school.
09:37That's why we've been watching every college movie ever made.
09:39I think we got the moves down.
09:41Hey, boys, what's up?
09:42Food fight!
09:47My fleas!
09:48Mom, don't!
09:49Don't worry, we'll get him.
09:53Why, merciful heaven, why?
09:58Hello?
09:59Jimmy!
10:00Darling!
10:00Hold on.
10:01It's Jimmy, everyone.
10:03We've got to pretend we don't miss him so he doesn't worry about us.
10:11Yeah, Mom, everything's great here, too.
10:13They moved me to a great new room.
10:15It's great.
10:16It's great here, too, sweetie.
10:19Carl and Sheena are playing with daughters.
10:21We don't miss you a bit.
10:23No, we sure don't.
10:25And your father is all cut up in his.
10:28Cut up in his.
10:29Jimbo, cut that out.
10:31Jim, damn, shoot!
10:32I mean it.
10:33Oh.
10:34Well, Mom, I should probably get going.
10:36Yeah.
10:36I love you, too.
10:37Bye.
10:38Great.
10:39They hardly miss me.
10:47Hello, Jimmy.
10:49How's work on the Moran Grant coming?
10:51Oh, hi, Seymour.
10:52Not too good.
10:53I've been trying to make progress with my unstable molecules,
10:56but they're still too unpredictable.
10:58Unstable molecules?
11:00That sounds quite promising.
11:02You'd think, but I just can't seem to focus.
11:05It'd be a lot easier around here if people accepted me the way you do.
11:09Jimmy, how can I say this?
11:10You're very unpopular, but I think I know a way to fix that.
11:14You do?
11:15How?
11:16You'll have to do exactly as I say.
11:18But I warn you, the cost could be horrible.
11:21Terrifying.
11:22Stronger men than you have run screaming back home to their mothers.
11:25Not me!
11:26I'm in this for the long haul.
11:27I'll do anything.
11:29Really?
11:35Let me rephrase the word anything.
11:39No!
11:48Let the ritual begin.
11:52Does this ritual include bathroom breaks?
11:54Because I really need one right now.
11:56Halt!
11:58Jimmy, what are you doing?
12:00I took a big chance getting my frat brothers to accept you into Pyro Omega.
12:04I appreciate that, but I should get back to my utility closet.
12:07Lots to do, lay out the rat traps, disinfect stuff.
12:10Jimmy, once you've completed the ancient rite,
12:12you'll be one of the inn people.
12:14Everything will be smooth sailing.
12:15I'm sorry, Seymour.
12:16You're right.
12:17Let's do this.
12:20James Isaac Neutron, step forward!
12:26Do you seek admission into the secret fraternity of Pyro Omega?
12:33Sure.
12:34And do you swear unto pain of everlasting shame to submit yourself to our ancient laws?
12:42I do.
12:43Okay, great.
12:44Who wins lunch?
12:45Yes, sir.
12:46Wait a minute!
12:48That's it?
12:49That's all it takes to become a member of an ultra-secret college fraternity?
12:52Mm-hmm.
12:53Yeah.
12:53Oh, except for the demeaning rights of initiation.
12:56Wait a minute.
12:57Wait, who said anything about demeaning rights?
12:59You swore to uphold our ancient laws.
13:01If you back out, you'll be blacklisted throughout the entire science community.
13:05But I've been demeaned from the moment I arrived at Pomona.
13:08What could possibly be worse than what I've already been through?
13:12I had to ask.
13:14Okay, Jimmy, everyone's on lunch break.
13:16Just a quick streak through the college lab, and you'll be one of us.
13:20But, Seymour, there's just gotta be an easier way to win the approval of my peers.
13:24Enough jibber-jabber.
13:25Let's see some streaking.
13:26Oh, Dean Cain, I do hope you're not trying to sway me into awarding the Moran grant to your college.
13:32Of course not, Mrs. Moran.
13:35I just thought you'd like to end our little tour by trying out the campus laser.
13:39Oh, my.
13:40I haven't fired a laser since I was a little girl.
13:46I'm streaking!
13:47I'm streaking!
13:48Daked boy!
13:49Daked boy!
13:51No tongue!
13:52I'm dead.
13:53I'm streaking, and I'm dead.
13:55Oh!
13:55Oh, merciful heavens!
13:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, my!
13:59Oh, Mr. Moran!
14:00Don't move!
14:01I don't think the controls!
14:02Get...
14:02Oh!
14:04Oh!
14:05Oh!
14:05Oh!
14:06Oh!
14:07Oh!
14:07Oh!
14:07Oh!
14:08Oh!
14:08Oh!
14:08Oh!
14:09Oh!
14:09Oh!
14:10Oh!
14:12Oh!
14:13That's the last straw, Neutron!
14:16You're expelled from this college!
14:18What do you have to say for yourself?
14:20Is there an extra pair of pants lying around?
14:27Good last, poor Jimmy.
14:29Three, four, five, six, seven, and eight.
14:30I knew them well.
14:32Come, come.
14:33This mass funeral should be a happy occasion.
14:36Yeah, Sheen and I have been practicing, and I think we nailed the moves that'll get us into
14:41Jimmy's college.
14:43And...
14:44Kick it!
14:48This is an example of WoW's non-stop college party!
14:53Toga!
14:54Toga!
14:55Toga!
14:57Toga!
14:58Toga!
14:59Toga!
14:59Toga!
14:59Toga!
15:00What's a toga?
15:01Next up, the reckless, poorly thought out flirp joke!
15:05Flirp!
15:06Flirp!
15:06Flirp!
15:07Flirp!
15:07Flirp!
15:08Flirp!
15:11Flirp!
15:12Flirp!
15:12Flirp!
15:13Flirp!
15:14Flirp!
15:15Flirp!
15:15College is awesome!
15:16And it kind of hurts!
15:18Can I have a glass, please?
15:22Hello?
15:24It's Jimmy again.
15:25Pretend to be happy.
15:26Hi, sweetie!
15:27How's college?
15:29What?
15:30Expelled?
15:30But how?
15:31I'd rather not go into it.
15:33Could you send Dad to pick me up?
15:35They confiscated my jetpack.
15:37It's horrible!
15:38Jimmy spent kids' money on my jetpack.
15:39He's kicked out of college.
15:40He wants to come home!
15:43Hooray!
15:47My unstable molecule notes have been ripped out of my notebook.
15:50Hold on a second, Mom.
15:58These are Seymour's prints.
16:00What a jerk I've been!
16:02Seymour was behind everything.
16:03Now he's even stealing my idea!
16:05Hello, Mom!
16:06Could you put Carl and Sheen on, please?
16:07Guys, I need you both to come to my college right away and bring Goddard.
16:12There's been a slight change of plans.
16:15He needs us!
16:16But more importantly, we're going to college!
16:20Toe-go!
16:21Toe-go!
16:22Toe-go!
16:23Toe-go!
16:23Um, I told this animal.
16:30I think we're alone.
16:32Let the wild college party begin!
16:35Sheen!
16:36Shut that off!
16:38I think it's safe to deactivate the inviso-shield.
16:42It's hard to shake your booty when you can't even see it.
16:50Hey, Jimmy, aren't those your unstable molecule thingies?
16:53Just like the ones in class the other day.
16:56Only a thousand times worse.
16:58Seymour's made some dangerous changes to my design.
17:01These molecules will vaporize anything they touch,
17:03but they won't get the chance once I've made some improvements.
17:06Ready with the toilet paper, guys?
17:09Awesome!
17:10My very first college teepee!
17:13Aw, does somebody need a hug?
17:15Back off!
17:17Instead of firing molecules,
17:19this gizmo's going to launch teepee torpedoes.
17:21That'll teach Seymour to mess with me.
17:25This way, everyone!
17:27I've set it up in the lecture hall!
17:29Someone's coming!
17:29Abandon the mission!
17:32This special demonstration of yours better be good, Seymour.
17:36It is, Dean Cain.
17:37So good that Mrs. Moran will have to award me with the grant.
17:41Behold!
17:42My unstable molecule machine!
17:45Oh!
17:46How very nice!
17:47What does it do?
17:48It harnesses the ultimate power in annoying high bounce particle technology!
17:52Power!
17:53Which you're about to see right now!
17:56It tickles!
17:59Ow!
17:59That's my scapula!
18:02Stop!
18:03The naked boy!
18:04Seymour!
18:05Your machine field's density is completely out of phase!
18:08This thing could get everyone killed!
18:10He seems to know an awful lot about your invention, Seymour.
18:13No, he doesn't!
18:14It's my machine!
18:15I created it!
18:16And I'll prove it!
18:20Ah!
18:30Ah!
18:30Ah!
18:31Ah!
18:32Ah!
18:34Ah!
18:34Ah!
18:35Ah!
18:36Ah!
18:37Ah!
18:37Ah!
18:37Ah!
18:37Ah!
18:38Ah!
18:40Ah!
18:41Ah!
18:42Ah!
18:42Ah!
18:42Ah!
18:42Ah!
18:42I hate to say I told you so, Jimmy, but this stuff wouldn't happen if you just stick to
18:46macaroni sculpture!
18:48Caroni sculpture, of course!
18:50That's what I said!
18:51I might be able to glue the molecules to an adhesive surface.
18:54If only I had some art paste.
18:56I always carry some in my pocket.
19:00I don't have a problem.
19:10This carbon shielding is designed to neutralize
19:13the molecule's explosive properties.
19:15Catch, guys!
19:18Oh, my world!
19:21Oh!
19:22Oh!
19:23Oh!
19:25Oh!
19:28Woollah!
19:30Instant molecule sculpture.
19:32Mine looks like a beautiful butterfly.
19:35Poor Jimmy's mom.
19:37James Isaac Neutron!
19:39You've saved us all.
19:41I hereby unexpell you.
19:43Hooray!
19:45Hooray Jimmy!
19:45Hooray Jimmy!
19:46Hooray Jimmy!
19:47Wee!
19:47Naked boy, I've misjudged you.
19:50In honor of your achievements, I hereby award the coveted Moran Grant to the Pomona School of Advanced Physics.
19:58Hooray Jimmy!
20:01Hooray Jimmy!
20:02Hooray Jimmy!
20:03Hooray Jimmy!
20:03Hooray Jimmy!
20:04Hooray Jimmy!
20:05Hooray Jimmy!
20:06But you, Seymour Nimblefarm, are expelled for obviously pilfering another student's work.
20:12Is this gonna go on my permanent record?
20:14Ew!
20:15Teepee-fi!
20:17Come on, Kane!
20:18Hey!
20:18I don't even know you guys! Stop it!
20:21Jimmy, you've shown that you have what it takes to be a Pomona man.
20:25In fact, I'm considering you for a professorship.
20:28Thanks, Dean Cain, but I think I'm going to go back to my old school.
20:32I realize now that my school's lame curriculum inspires me with some of my best ideas.
20:38Well, I'm disappointed, Jimmy, but I respect your decision.
20:41Is there anything we can do to show our gratitude?
20:45Oh, oh!
20:47Well, I never actually got the chance to attend a wild, non-stop college partay.
20:52Done! Kick it!
20:55You guys are finally for an old ride!
20:58I still want to know what a toga is.
21:01In ten years? I think I could get used to this.
21:08Mom, Dad, I'm home!
21:09Good to have you back!
21:12Guys, I appreciate you trying to make me feel at home, but there's no need to throw a wild college
21:16dance partay.
21:17No, we're not dancing, son!
21:19Your father dropped another box of fleas under the rug, and I want them all picked up now!
21:25Yeah, but show the boogie! They were all born free! As free as the wind blows!
21:29Ah, Goddard, it's great to be home.
21:32Oh, hey!
21:41You're fighting! You're fighting!