00:01People say it's quite a way to heaven Many miles beyond a distant star
00:10Now I know that all dogs go to heaven But until we chase our dreams that far
00:19We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:24Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:30This isn't going to work, Charlie
00:52Whoa, ooh
00:54Hey, just keep your cool, Itchy
00:58And try to walk like a man
01:00Well, it's a fine thing to tell the dog
01:02It's not easy balancing on two legs, you know
01:04You want to try it?
01:05Hey, we went over this
01:07I'm up top because I look better in a mustache
01:11Oh, and before you say another word
01:13Run your eyeballs across that
01:16Super barbecue cheesy bacon
01:22So is this a good idea or what?
01:28Or what?
01:29Charlie, you're the man
01:31Well, I'm dressed like one
01:34Let's shop
01:36That'll be sixty-four dollars, sir
01:46Hold it, Buster
01:56I said sixty-four dollars
01:58Uh-oh
01:59Dogs
02:00Run
02:02Oh
02:03She looked really angry, Charlie
02:08Relax, Itchy
02:11Hey, we're two speedy dogs
02:13There's no stopping us
02:15Charlie, don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
02:30No dogs allowed
02:34What did we do wrong this time?
02:46Huh?
02:47I mean, we were clothes like a human
02:49We walked like a human
02:51We don't have that paper stuff like humans, Charlie
02:55Um, it's great money
02:58No, it doesn't make sense, Itchy
03:01Why would anyone trade all that cool stuff for stupid paper?
03:06Well, it seems to work for humans
03:09It's just another way humans have it easy, Itchy
03:14Mm-mm, here we go again
03:17I mean, just look at this guy
03:19Do dogs ever have cool stuff like that? No
03:24Do dogs ever get tasty food like that? No
03:28No
03:32And do humans walk places? No
03:34They hop in a car and drive wherever they want
03:38That would be nice
03:39Yes, and when they do decide to walk, no one ever puts a leash on them
03:51Huh? What?
03:53Oh, love you
03:55Our love was never meant to be
03:58He's cute, but not much of a conversationalist
04:02Uh, Annabelle
04:04Just joshing, fellas
04:06I have an important mission for you two
04:09Keeping an eye on a scientist
04:12Oh, goody
04:14Babysitting an egghead
04:17Charles
04:19Dr. Higginbotham is a brilliant man
04:22He's discovered a way to feed thousands by farming in the desert
04:27Tumbleweed salad
04:29Yum
04:30So, uh, why do we need to watch this guy?
04:33Oh, Dr. Higginbotham is smart, but a tad...
04:36Oh, what's that word?
04:39Oh, absent-minded
04:41He forgot to attend his last two presentations at the Science Institute
04:46Animal, you can count on us
04:48Right, Charlie?
04:50Yeah
04:51Here's your miracle dog tag
04:53Uh, uh, uh
04:55Itchy is in charge of the tag this time
04:57Wow
04:58He knows they are for emergencies only
05:01Sheesh
05:02You use a miracle tag to win a radio contest once
05:05The world never let you forget it
05:07Boys
05:09Make sure nothing stops Dr. Higginbotham from presenting his discovery tonight
05:28And another thing
05:30Humans have thumbs for, get this, working can openers
05:34Oh, give it a rest, Charlie, will you? Give it a rest
05:37Wait
05:38Is that Higginbotham?
05:40Twelve
05:41Thirteen
05:43Fourteen dollars
05:45Keep the change
05:46Lunch was superb
05:49Sir, you have already paid for lunch
05:52Really?
05:53Oh, forget for me
05:55Oh, see, I almost left my notes
05:59This string is to remind me of my seven o'clock appointment
06:02At the Science Institute
06:04I better go there now before I forget again
06:07Oh, goodness
06:08Almost left without paying
06:10One
06:11Two
06:12Three
06:13Lunch is free today, sir
06:17Truly
06:18Well, thank you
06:19Did I mention that lunch was superb?
06:23Yup
06:25That's him, alright
06:27Boy
06:29Talk about your absent-minded professors
06:32To the Institute, my good man
06:35Oh, hey, look, Charlie
06:38His briefcase, he left it inside the, uh, you know
06:41Would you calm your eyebrows, Itch?
06:43I'll get it
06:44I'll get it
06:56No dogs allowed
06:58No dogs allowed!
07:20Oh
07:22Oh
07:24Oh
07:26Oh
07:28Oh, no, Charlie
07:29The Science Institute is way across town
07:33Why, it'll take us hours to get there
07:35Ugh
07:36Wait a minute
07:38I just had a blindly bright idea
07:41What?
07:42Listen up
07:43Oh
07:44Oh, no
07:45Uh-uh
07:46Miracle tags are for emergency use only
07:51You're right, Itch
07:53What was I thinking?
07:54This is no emergency
07:55Right, Charlie
07:57I guess we'll just have to drag that big heavy briefcase all the way across town
08:02Well, let's go
08:03Okay
08:04Huh?
08:05I...
08:06Ah
08:07Ah
08:08Ah
08:09Ah
08:10Ah
08:11Ah
08:12Ah
08:13Ah
08:14Ah
08:15Ah
08:16Ah
08:17Ah
08:18Ah
08:19Ah
08:20I changed my mind, Charlie
08:22This is an emergency
08:24Here
08:25Ah
08:26You won't regret this, Itchy
08:29Miracle
08:38Itch
08:39Ah
08:40Oh my
08:40Atch
08:41What is...
08:42Charlie
08:43Is that you?
08:44AhIS
08:44Check it out, Itch
08:46Not too shabby, huh?
08:48narrow finder
08:49Oh, look
08:49thumbs and fingers
08:51You're creeping me out, Charlie
08:54Hey
08:55Stop diferentes
08:56one
08:57One
08:58Oh, that's good.
09:00Hey, you like that, huh?
09:02Yeah, more to the left.
09:04Bingo!
09:06You should feel this, Charlie.
09:14You're right.
09:16Yes! Oh, this is great!
09:22Could be that escape loony we've been looking for.
09:26Charlie, we've really got to get this briefcase back to the professor.
09:31Don't be such a wet noodle.
09:33We got all afternoon.
09:35Charlie, we are on a mission.
09:38Yes, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun first.
09:41Look, I even wished for some of that money stuff, huh?
09:45Think of the fun, the food.
09:48Super barbecue cheesy bacon.
09:51Mmm, I guess a little lunch break couldn't hurt.
09:57Wait a minute, you're not going to go back in there.
09:59I mean, Charlie, didn't they just throw you out?
10:02No, they threw Charlie the dog out.
10:05Now, I'm Charlie the human.
10:08Oh, ho, he-he-he.
10:19Let's get out of here, Charlie.
10:21She's giving me the evil eye.
10:23Come on.
10:24Hmm, this wiener dog looks awfully familiar.
10:29Oh, a common breed.
10:31Could you just ring these up for me, puppycakes?
10:34Oh, you're so affected.
10:36And what do you mean, common breed?
10:39That'll be $110, sir.
10:42Here's some money from my wallet for these fine items for my pet.
10:48Hmph.
10:49One, two, three, four.
10:51Keep the change.
10:53Wow, a $90 tip.
10:56Well, thank you, sir.
10:57Um, have a free leash for your cute doggy.
11:00Mmm.
11:01Thanks, I'm sure he'll enjoy it.
11:04Come back soon.
11:05Ask for Selma.
11:08Oh, this money deal is a cinch.
11:17Let's do it again.
11:23Was this a good idea or what?
11:26What can I say, Charlie?
11:28You're the man.
11:30That's the least a human can do for his pet dog.
11:33Um, ice cream cone?
11:35Ah, thanks, buddy.
11:38What are you?
11:40Some kind of a nut?
11:42Just being polite.
11:44Sheesh.
11:52Oh, I'll get that.
11:54Oh, no.
11:55Hmm?
11:56We've been here for hours.
11:57What?
11:58The mission.
11:59The mission.
12:00Charlie, we have to go.
12:01Hey, we have plenty of time.
12:02Oh, here comes a taxi.
12:04Charlie, try that, uh, waving thing.
12:06Oh, you have turned into such a grouchy pooch itch.
12:09Uh, no.
12:10Oh, no.
12:11We've been here for hours.
12:12What?
12:13The mission.
12:14The mission.
12:15Charlie, we have to go.
12:17Hey, we have plenty of time.
12:18Oh, here comes a taxi.
12:19Charlie, try that, uh, waving thing.
12:20Oh, you have turned into such a grouchy pooch itch.
12:22Uh, uh, taxi.
12:23Oh, I've chased cars for years, but this is the first time I actually caught one.
12:24Oh, boy, I've chased cars for years, but this is the first time I actually caught one.
12:44Oh, boy, I've chased cars for years, but this is the first time I actually caught one.
12:53Oh, boy, I'll be so glad when this mission is over.
12:56Charlie, I'm a nervous wreck.
12:59Quick, stop the taxi.
13:02What?
13:03Are we there already?
13:06Charlie, why are we stopping here?
13:08Oh, it's the last thing I have to do as a human.
13:11A fancy meal in a fancy human restaurant.
13:15Oh, no, Charlie.
13:16We've played enough.
13:17I am putting my paw down.
13:19Well, then you leave me no choice, bud.
13:22What?
13:23Are you going to do with that leash?
13:27Oh, Charlie!
13:28No!
13:29Now, this won't take long.
13:31I'll be a good doggy, and I'll bring you some delicious table scraps.
13:35Oh, Charlie.
13:36Oh, Charlie barking.
13:37Don't you dare leave me here.
13:38Oh, how efficient.
13:39None of our other customers has ever had the notion of skipping the silverware.
13:50Mmm'm, mmmm.
13:51Mmmmm.
13:52This is delicious!
13:53I love it!
13:54Pff!
13:55Oh, well, how efficient!
13:56None of our other customers has ever had the notion of skipping the silverware.
14:01Mmm.
14:02Mmm.
14:03Mmm.
14:04Mmm.
14:05This is delicious.
14:06I love it!
14:07earnings!
14:08Imagine the cook's giddy proud delight when I tell him.....
14:11I'm so sorry, sir. We have lost all our desserts.
14:19Really? Darn it.
14:21However, if you pay now, you can go get dessert somewhere else.
14:24Here you go. And keep the change.
14:30You order our finest meal.
14:35And then you hand me one dollar.
14:41Oh, too much.
14:45Okay, weirdo, you're under arrest.
14:48There must be some mistake.
14:50Oh, no mistake, pal. I've been following you all day, you loony.
14:58Charlie!
15:07Great.
15:08Only one hour left, and now I've got to rescue Charlie from the police.
15:12Itchy!
15:14Oh, help me!
15:22Look, you don't understand.
15:24I'm not really a human.
15:26I'm a dog.
15:27That's okay. My brother-in-law's a pig.
15:32That's a good one, Smith.
15:36Twenty blocks, Charlie. Twenty blocks.
15:39That's 140 blocks.
15:41And dog legs.
15:42Yeah, I'm going home.
15:48Keep an eye on dog boy till the psychiatrist shows.
15:51Hey, a little stray.
16:09Do you want a donut boy?
16:11Oh, darn.
16:15All out.
16:18Oh, stop it.
16:19Stop it!
16:21Oh, poor little guy.
16:23Tell you what.
16:25I'll go get my lunch from the car.
16:27A nice, juicy steak sandwich.
16:29Okay?
16:29Oh, stupid human fingers.
16:34I'll never dig out of here with these.
16:36Well, well, well.
16:38Look at Mr. Jailbird.
16:40Itchy.
16:41Buddy, pal.
16:43Oh, you've got to help me.
16:44Really?
16:45Why?
16:45So you could put another leash on me?
16:47Huh?
16:48Forget it.
16:49Oh, don't blame me for being mad, Itchy.
16:51I guess I just got carried away with this human thing.
16:54I'll say.
16:56But I don't want to be human anymore.
16:58It's too confusing.
17:00Boy, oh, boy.
17:01A miracle tag sure would come in handy for opening this cell.
17:06Too bad.
17:06Too bad we used ours all up.
17:09Well, if I can't get out of here, we won't finish the mission,
17:12and I'll be stuck this way forever.
17:14Oh, that would be horrible.
17:16Oh, it's a good thing I have these.
17:19Itchy, you're the man.
17:20God, the dog.
17:23Hey, what are you doing out here?
17:25Getting some food for this cute dachshund that wandered in.
17:29Uh-oh.
17:30Dog boy was hanging around with a dachshund.
17:32What harm can a wiener dog do?
17:35The keys.
17:37They're gone.
17:39Holy cow, it's a jailbreak.
17:45Whoa, that was close.
17:48Let's cram.
17:48Hey, you!
17:51Stop!
17:53Itchy, look, a car.
17:54Wow.
17:55Now we can get to the Institute in time.
17:57Wait a minute.
17:58Are you sure you can drive, Charlie?
18:00Hey, I got us this far, didn't I?
18:02Oh, bedoomed.
18:06Wow!
18:08My car!
18:09Hey, wait for me!
18:21Oh, I don't mean to be critical, but are we supposed to be facing the way we're going?
18:29Just about to fix that.
18:33Voila.
18:34Facing the right way.
18:35I'm going to think of something really nasty to pay you back for this.
18:56You know that, don't you, Charlie?
18:57Look, the Science Institute, turn here, now, now!
19:09The Dr. Higginbotham.
19:12Oh, am I glad to see you.
19:15Now, now, young man.
19:16I've misplaced my briefcase, and I have a presentation in two minutes.
19:21Heh, I can help with that.
19:23Oh, no.
19:24I left it in the car.
19:26You better get it quick.
19:27It's too heavy for me.
19:30Oh!
19:32Nowhere left to run, dog boy.
19:35Oh, I'm not a happy puppy.
19:38You stole my car.
19:45But humans are always blabbing about sharing.
19:48I don't have time to play, Poochie.
19:50I've got to find my briefcase.
19:53Oh, there it is.
19:56Now I can give that presentation.
20:03Hey, look.
20:04I caught dog boy.
20:06Uh, I'd take a closer look there, Smith.
20:10What the?
20:12Ah!
20:12You really are a dog!
20:18Smith, I'm telling you this is a friend.
20:21Dressing up dogs is a sign you need to take those vacation days.
20:29Higgy.
20:30I know I should never have tied you up.
20:32It was wrong, horribly wrong.
20:35Can you ever forgive me?
20:36Okay.
20:38So you're not angry anymore?
20:40Nah.
20:41Really?
20:42Really.
20:43So, you'll show me how to untie this?
20:45Maybe tomorrow.
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