00:01People say it's quite a way to heaven Many miles beyond a distant star
00:10Now I know that all dogs go to heaven But until we chase our dreams that far
00:19We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:24Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:29To be continued...
00:31To be continued...
00:53Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo!
00:55It's midnight!
00:57Our meeting was set for ten
00:59Oh, hi, Annabelle!
01:01Sorry, we were at Howling Al's Karaoke Club
01:03Charlie's a little horse or a big dog
01:07Who can tell?
01:09Good one!
01:11Really?
01:12You can use it on the mission I have for you
01:15I don't do requests...
01:17Toots!
01:19Lately, you've had a complete lack of respect for authority, Charles
01:25If you can't take orders properly
01:27I'll rotate you back to cloud duty
01:31Sorry, no can go
01:33I just joined the Bone of the Month Club
01:37Charles!
01:39Oh boy!
01:41A mission!
01:42I'm pumped!
01:43Good!
01:44Your target is Matt
01:46It's nearly his birthday and his dad is away on military maneuvers
01:51The boy hardly ever leaves the house now
02:03For fear of missing his dad's phone call
02:07Your job is to teach Matt to relax and have fun
02:11Fun?
02:13Fun's my middle name
02:16Oh yeah, sure
02:17Charlie's got about 300 middle names
02:20I just hate it when it's danger
02:22One more thing
02:25Matt and his mother live on a military base
02:28You'll have to enlist as army police dogs
02:32Uncle Sam wants moi?
02:35Let's see if they can teach you some respect
02:51Gee, it looks kinda scary, Charlie
02:53Can't be worse than the physical
02:55Or the haircut
02:57The few, the proud, the fuzzy
03:05Hey, Ish, look, that's our kid
03:09Hey, Matt, wanna go play baseball?
03:13No, maybe next time
03:16I gotta get home
03:18Charlie, that kid really needs our help
03:21The term breeze comes to mind
03:23Follow my lead, soldier
03:25You see, Matt lives right outside this fence
03:29Come on
03:30Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
03:32Toes
03:33We'll be home in time to make the second set at Howling Owls
03:39Where to, Hotshot?
03:41Hey, hey, hey, look, Itch
03:43Somebody with a worse haircut than you
03:45Back with the other, dog face
03:47Look, no offense, Patton
03:50But Charlie Barkin doesn't take orders
03:53I'm my own dog, see?
03:55Correction, you're Uncle Sam's dog
03:58Now, back in line before I tie a sheepshank in your tail
04:05You and what army?
04:07I am the army soldier
04:13You coulda just pointed, you know
04:15Oh, that look painful
04:18full welcome home dog faces I'm sergeant Yorkie your new best friend so uh what
04:27if we already have a best friend better than me you you you're number one now
04:36this week you will do 5,000 push-ups 10,000 set ups and march 100 miles in
04:42the rain it'll be like a trip to Club Mud and I'm your personal trainer well we
04:49needed a change of pace we went to heaven last year drop and give me a
04:54hundred smart alec you too laughing boy gee I thought you were my best friend
05:01short legs means short push-ups you got no respect for authority do you boy I
05:15got my eye on you don't worry soon as that eye looks the other way we are out of
05:22here time for operation desert storm
05:31oh
05:38oh I'm so sick of swords he's always on my back
05:49help I've enlisted and I can't get up
06:03oh that's it I'm taking the dog's way out I'm digging
06:09hey hey hey hey whoa I'm a leader here man show some respect for authority
06:18lead on then private balken now okay if my uncanny instincts are correct we are
06:27right in Matt's front yard
06:29what's going on
06:33I think our tunnel just collapsed
06:39so how are we going to get him to come out Charlie he doesn't even know us you're forgetting who you're with itchikins my boy so how are we going to get him to come out Charlie he doesn't even know us you're forgetting who you're
07:09not a kid in the world can resist the Charlie Barkin let's play pose it's a universal sign
07:20that kid ignoring my best stuff
07:29hey kid what gives that was a formal invitation to play with me Charlie Barkin
07:38you can talk
07:45yeah well we're a top secret canine project
07:47operation chatty chihuahua
07:49of course only the world's smartest dogs can be used
07:53and but we passed anyway
08:00the thing is we need a human kid to help us on our final exam
08:04wow you want me to go with you
08:08yeah we need an eight year old for our field assignment
08:12I can't my birthday's coming up and what if my dad calls while I'm out
08:19fret not kiddo
08:21I got your number programmed into this here beeper
08:25well just for a while okay
08:28so where'd you get a beeper
08:34it's just a compass but hey we got Matt out of the house didn't it
08:39oh boy
08:41go Jet Ski go
08:46the creature from the greasy spoon
09:00grape juice bomb test check
09:08secret slingshot check
09:20uh oh
09:21a compass
09:23yeah it's one of those beepers that never lets you get lost
09:28you lied to me
09:31this isn't a military test is it
09:34we was just trying to help you
09:36have a little fun
09:38you know
09:39but my dad
09:40would want you to enjoy life
09:42he doesn't want to be the reason you stayed cooped up all day
09:45yeah kid you gotta be spun and fontaneous
09:48okay I'll think about it
09:52what
09:53you think we accomplished our mission Charlie
09:58well we did bust him out of his house for a while
10:01and speaking of busted
10:04you two are AWOL
10:06oh Charlie how we gonna finish our mission in this stockade
10:11by getting Matt to come to us
10:14and there he is
10:16itch
10:17we gotta use the siren
10:20no not that
10:21oh Charlie no
10:22I won't be able to wag for a month
10:24come on
10:25sorry itch
10:26emergency
10:27hey I was looking for you guys
10:42what are you doing in here
10:45and what's wrong with itchy
10:47it's a long story
10:49anyway
10:50you guys were right
10:52from now on
10:53I'm gonna be more fun and spontaneous
10:56hey
10:58attaboy Matt
11:00in fact
11:01I'm on my way to do something really wild
11:06I'm hitching the ride to where dad is
11:10that way we can be together for my birthday
11:14whoa wait a minute Matt
11:17did your mom know about this
11:18no way
11:20you guys told me to be spontaneous
11:23gotta go
11:24Matt wait no don't
11:25come back
11:26cause it's Kim
11:32first we loosened him up
11:34now he's on the loose
11:35oh this is serious Charlie
11:37we gotta tell Annabelle
11:39if you say so partner
11:41prepare for the siren
11:43huh
11:44Annabelle
11:45Annabelle
11:46Annabelle
11:47Annabelle
11:48Annabelle
11:49Annabelle
11:50Annabelle
11:51adjourn convention
11:53well it's about time
11:55I see you still have no respect for other people's leadership
12:00yeah great look just spring us already
12:04this is your mission Charles but your attitude is ruining it
12:08you can't always be lead dog
12:11at times you have to be a follower
12:14and when you do your problems will be solved
12:18oh hey wait come in come in this is Charlie
12:21what does she mean by that
12:24well maybe this time we should listen to a military expert huh Charlie what do you say maybe
12:30you mean bring Sarge in our mission
12:37get me Yorkie get me Yorkie now see
12:41please
12:43so we're uh sorry and uh we need your uh help
12:49help
12:50now you want my help
12:52it's not for us it's for an army brat
12:56he stowed away on a convoy
12:58what the convoy that just left
13:00that kid needs help alright
13:03that convoy is headed straight to some military war games
13:07those trucks are going to be used for target practice
13:11kaboom
13:13oh no
13:15okay let's get off this stupid base and chase those trucks
13:33how Einstein it takes two hours to apply for passes then a full day to get clearance
13:39oh forget you and your regulations we've got to act now
13:43you don't talk to a superior that way soldier
13:46but since this is an emergency
13:49and since you're an expert at sneaking off base
13:52you lead
13:54I thought you'd never ask
13:56what we need is some wheels
14:13tanks
14:14no
14:15no tanks
14:16listen G.I. Schmo
14:18I'm in charge from now on see so we do things my way
14:22look at me I'm a natural
14:40hey no tail no tail
14:42watch it
14:43uh oh
14:46oh
14:48oh
14:49oh
14:54anchors away my boys
14:56that's a navy song
14:58hee
14:59is that a request
15:00do you karaoke later will you
15:02go left
15:05you're on the left
15:07ooh hoo
15:08hey how about tanks for the memories
15:11holy moly private
15:13that is government property
15:15one fence
15:17no make that two fences
15:18seventeen trash cans
15:20six broken toilet seats
15:23now the pentagon says those cost three hundred dollars a piece
15:39I'm pretty sure that E stands for empty
15:41looks like we're gonna have to hoof it boys
15:43okay
15:46follow me
15:47hey
15:51hey
15:52it's that way dog face
15:53go wait let me figure in wind direction
15:56it's
15:58that way
16:05gee Sarge I can't even tell which is the shooters and the shooties
16:08we better find this kid soon
16:10it's about to get real noisy around here
16:11it's about to get real noisy around here
16:15what was the
16:15what is the
16:18am i
16:19let's go
16:20if you want
16:21to get real noisy around here
16:22go ahead and recruit
16:23me
16:26or
16:27every
16:28time
16:29no
16:30that's going to be aasi
16:31is
16:32much
16:33How do we find Matt in all of this?
16:45If you two hadn't been ducking out of my training sessions all week,
16:49you might have learned a thing or two about tracking.
16:52Get something the kid touched.
16:55Hey!
17:03Yeah, okay, but I'm still in charge.
17:12Oh, boy.
17:14Oh, I guess I should have stuck with those marching trills.
17:18Charlie!
17:32Itchy!
17:33Come on, we're getting out of here.
17:35You didn't talk to humans?
17:37Yeah, we're more than just dog-faced recruits.
17:40See?
17:41So I'll take over from here, thank you.
17:42Okay.
17:48Retreat!
17:52You're going the wrong way!
17:53Retreat!
17:54Let's roll!
18:07Quit running around like a bunch of jackrabbits.
18:10We have to go back in this direction.
18:12Now!
18:12Were you nuts, Yorkie?
18:14That's the way we came.
18:15Now it's your turn to listen.
18:18This is a military situation, and I'm a military dog.
18:21Did you know that that was the 144th infantry over there?
18:25And are you versed in their standard barrage patterns?
18:29Ha!
18:30Not exactly.
18:31Well, you're leading us right into a new cluster of explosions.
18:35Huh?
18:36Oh, Charlie, let Sarge lead now, okay?
18:39Just be a good follower.
18:41For once.
18:42Please.
18:43What should we do, Charlie?
18:46We follow our Sarge.
18:48He's in charge.
18:53Dabble time!
18:55One, two, one, two, one, two!
18:57Wah-ha!
18:58Ah, you'll be back in your room before your mom even knows.
19:11Hide!
19:13I was so afraid you wouldn't make it.
19:15So was Matt.
19:16What?
19:17Miss my son's birthday?
19:18I'd do a month of KP before I'd let that happen again.
19:22He's my first-class five-star kiddo.
19:26Thanks.
19:27For everything.
19:29We gotta move on now, kid.
19:31But Sarge will check in on you when he's not torturing rookies.
19:35Ruff!
19:36I'll take these recruits off your hands, Sargeant.
19:55Yuppin' Jehoshaphat!
19:57Oh!
19:58Oh!
19:58Oh!
19:58Oh!
20:00Charlie!
20:01Oh!
20:01Charlie!
20:02Charlie!
20:03Sorry to scare you, Sargeant, but these two are my recruits.
20:08Angels.
20:09Second class.
20:11Those two war shots are angels?
20:13Yes.
20:14And it's time for them to return to regular duty.
20:17Well, if that gives me an excuse to get rid of them, then I'll give them an honorable, heavenly excuse this yard.
20:26And only if they never come back.
20:31Affirmative.
20:33I think Private Charles finally learned his lesson.
20:36You got a tough job of those two.
20:39True.
20:40But their hearts are in the right places.
20:44Beats where their heads are.
20:46Another chorus of The Farmer and the Dough.
20:52Okay.
20:54Let's go.
20:54Come the way out.
20:57Go.
20:58Go.
20:58Go.
20:59Go.
21:00Go.
21:00Go.
21:02Go.
21:02Go.
21:04Go.
21:05Go.
21:11Go.
21:12Go.
21:15Go.
21:16Go.
21:19Go.
21:21Go.
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