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00:00One, two, three, four.
00:30Check out the news, take some fashion inspiration, and try to pretend this doesn't hurt.
00:45It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for the last leg.
00:50Tonight on the show, we cast our eyes across Peter Mandelson's emails,
00:54get our hands on Donald Trump's arse,
00:57and find out what's afoot at the Winter Olympics.
01:00Plus, we'll be joined by artist Grayson Perry, comedian Judy Love, and musician Tyler Ballgame,
01:05on the show that's sometimes beside itself at the news.
01:23Today, I'm Adam Hills.
01:26Welcome to The Last Leg, the show that's a lot like Bitcoin this week,
01:29because we're 50% off.
01:31With me, as always, are the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe,
01:33and the man who thought Skeleton Bob was a character from The Simpsons, Alex Brooker.
01:37Now, we'll get stuck into the big stories in a bit, but big news for Alex this week,
01:48as his name was featured on a previously redacted list of high-profile individuals...
01:53...connected to their own island.
01:57That's right.
01:58How can you say that when you've just walked out wearing nipple clamps?
02:01LAUGHTER
02:03That's right, he's appearing on Bake Off.
02:04LAUGHTER
02:05There it is, there's the group.
02:09British Bake Off.
02:09Have a look at the, have a look at Alex's profile shot, though.
02:12Oh, wow.
02:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:14That's what I call a baking dish.
02:16Yeah.
02:17Yeah, it's not just the cakes that are smouldering there, mate.
02:20Um, no, obviously I'm not allowed to say a lot about it.
02:22As you know, having done it yourself, I'm not allowed to give away much,
02:26but what I can tell you is, um, they got me to do some whisking,
02:31so it is the first ever three-hour episode of Bake Off.
02:35I actually, er, take out my showstopper during Grand Designs.
02:39LAUGHTER
02:40You're made for it.
02:41Your leg is a rolling pin.
02:42LAUGHTER
02:45And get that inner sock out, that's for piping, it's perfect.
02:48Yeah.
02:49You're basically, you're born to bake.
02:50LAUGHTER
02:52Yeah, also, just, er, you know, I won't...
02:55I can't say whether Paul Hollywood got the famous Alex Brooker handshake.
02:59LAUGHTER
03:00It is a lot of fun.
03:02Also, you're a man who spent his whole childhood egging.
03:04That is not the place.
03:06It did feel weird to be putting him in a bowl.
03:09Paul Hollywood just gets whacked on the back of the head.
03:11LAUGHTER
03:12So, as you know, I did Bake Off a couple of years back.
03:15Yeah, yep.
03:16And I tried to bake a model of Alex's leg.
03:19Er, that's what it looked like.
03:20LAUGHTER
03:21I was pretty proud of that, to be honest.
03:23Yeah.
03:24I'm glad that I didn't make anything for Josh.
03:25Well, don't worry, because I'm quite happy that I didn't get
03:29a cake leg that also had eczema.
03:31LAUGHTER
03:32Well, what I've done is, I've baked one of your leg.
03:35Oh, yeah?
03:36So, this is, this is the cake...
03:38Oh, my God, it's heavy.
03:39Of Josh's leg.
03:40Whoa!
03:42Wow. That is...
03:44That's like a proper leg.
03:45Yep.
03:46I'll find that quite triggering.
03:48You think I have got a bigger calf than I have.
03:51Oh, Jesus Christ.
03:52Look at that.
03:54And just like your actual leg, no hair.
03:56LAUGHTER
03:57But it's really realistic, cos I think if I cut in here,
04:01it should kind of ooze a little bit.
04:04Oh, my God.
04:05Oh, here, Josh.
04:07Welcome to the club.
04:08LAUGHTER
04:11All yours.
04:12APPLAUSE
04:13Oh, wow.
04:14APPLAUSE
04:19That is a real cake.
04:21I didn't realise that was a real cake.
04:23Do you want some?
04:23Have a little nibble of your toe.
04:25LAUGHTER
04:26I thought you'd have used choux pastry, but enough of that.
04:29Oh.
04:30LAUGHTER
04:31What the...? What is wrong with you?
04:34Do you not like proper humour?
04:36What's going on?
04:37As always, we are live.
04:39Send us any questions you want about the news.
04:41Message us on Instagram, the hashtags, is it OK?
04:43WhatsApp, the number's 07956175908.
04:48LAUGHTER
04:48Oh, my God.
04:50LAUGHTER
04:51Currently has his foot in his mouth.
04:53LAUGHTER
04:55LAUGHTER
04:58LAUGHTER
05:00LAUGHTER
05:02Oh.
05:03Don't waste a good leg.
05:05LAUGHTER
05:06Turns out, Josh, they do like humour.
05:08LAUGHTER
05:10LAUGHTER
05:12You can also scan the QR code.
05:14Oh, too much.
05:15On the...
05:16Oh, are you toes-intolerant?
05:18LAUGHTER
05:19Oh, they don't stop!
05:21They do not stop!
05:22They do not stop!
05:23LAUGHTER
05:24What's happening?
05:26Am I so high on e-numbers now that I'm hallucinating?
05:29LAUGHTER
05:30For example, is it OK that the internet has finally found
05:32the male equivalent of a Karen?
05:34Yes, it is.
05:36Is it OK that it's a Josh?
05:38Oh, just...
05:39What?
05:40Yeah.
05:41According...
05:42What the fuck's going on tonight?
05:44LAUGHTER
05:45We hate you cos you've got all your limbs.
05:47LAUGHTER
05:48So, according to the recent memes,
05:50and I'm reading this out,
05:52Josh is the bane of any woman he's dated.
05:55LAUGHTER
05:56He's the man who insists he's just being honest
05:58while actually being cruel.
06:00To be honest, that's not really the Josh we know.
06:02No.
06:03Er...
06:04If he's ever in an argument,
06:05he'll threaten to pull up a study to prove his point,
06:07though he never actually will.
06:09That's not the Josh we know, either.
06:11And if he doesn't already have a podcast,
06:12he's thinking about starting one.
06:14LAUGHTER
06:15That's the Josh we know.
06:16LAUGHTER
06:17Actually, that's my new podcast, The Josh We Know.
06:19LAUGHTER
06:20It's me talking to other famous Joshes, it's great.
06:22It's weird cos I always thought that the definition of a Josh...
06:26Mm. ..was someone who is absolutely adamant
06:28it's OK to use disabled toilets cos he knows a couple of us.
06:32LAUGHTER
06:35Well, someone's not getting a slice of my calf now.
06:38LAUGHTER
06:39All right, let's get into the big story.
06:40Er, it's the one that everyone's been talking about this week.
06:42Last Friday, a new tranche of documents was released
06:45about the convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.
06:47The man who's suffered the worst of the fallout
06:49is the former giant of the Labour Party, Lord Peter Mandelson.
06:52Now, for our younger viewers,
06:53or anyone who was in Australia in the 90s,
06:56let's explain who Peter Mandelson is.
06:58He was a key member of the new Labour government,
07:00who first became a minister in 1997,
07:02but resigned in 98 for taking on a dodgy house loan.
07:06He rejoined the government in 99,
07:08but resigned again in 2001
07:10after being falsely accused of helping with a dodgy passport application,
07:13which he later admitted misleading Tony Blair about.
07:16In December 2024, he was named ambassador to the US,
07:19but resigned less than a year later over his links to Jeffrey Epstein.
07:23In political terms, he is one messy bitch.
07:27LAUGHTER
07:28This week, it was revealed that Mandelson had remained good friends with Epstein
07:31after he'd been convicted of sex trafficking
07:33and allegedly leaked government information to Epstein
07:36when he was a minister.
07:37This is what the explosive front pages looked like on Wednesday.
07:41All the big story.
07:42The headlines ranged from,
07:43Oh, Lord, in the Metro,
07:45to the star who ran with,
07:46you've let your pants down, you've let your country down.
07:50And accompanied it with this photo.
07:52LAUGHTER
07:54He's just showing a photo of Donald Duck going,
07:57Do you know what, if it's good enough for him...
07:59That's his dry-cleaning bill, he's going,
08:01Well, it says trousers here, but they don't have them.
08:04LAUGHTER
08:05I don't want to make a weird story weirder,
08:07but is he wearing a nappy?
08:09LAUGHTER
08:11I mean, I don't think so.
08:12I mean, it's pretty hard to deny your friends with someone
08:14when they've got a photo of you in your underpants.
08:16Yeah.
08:17I mean, it also looks like the worst remake of Notting Hill ever.
08:20LAUGHTER
08:21I'm just a man, standing in his pants,
08:23looking at an iPad, asking you not to take a photo of me.
08:26LAUGHTER
08:27Keir Starmer's now under enormous pressure
08:28to explain why he made Mandelson ambassador to the US.
08:31Well, look, this is a thing that's come out of it.
08:34And it could be the argument that he made ambassador to the US,
08:37cos you kind of...
08:38To deal with a wrong-un, you send a wrong-un.
08:41That could have been one argument, but either way, there is no defence,
08:45because he knowingly gave the job to someone who has been sacked twice...
08:49Yep.
08:50..and no matter what level of friendship,
08:52was friends with a convicted sex trafficker.
08:55Which makes me wonder, who did he turn down?
08:59LAUGHTER
09:01He just goes out into the waiting room, he's like,
09:03yeah, sorry, Thanos, saw from the jigsaw films,
09:06jigsaw from the saw films.
09:07LAUGHTER
09:10Do you know what the annoying thing is?
09:11I applied for that job.
09:13LAUGHTER
09:15On Wednesday, Starmer said in Parliament
09:17he knew Mandelson had kept in touch with Epstein,
09:19but he wasn't aware of the extent of their friendship.
09:21And, look, to be fair to Keir Starmer,
09:22it's not like Mandelson was walking around
09:24wearing an Epstein-branded sweater.
09:26Although this exposing photo that was freely available online
09:29shows Mandelson walking around in an Epstein-branded sweater.
09:32I mean, to make it worse, he wore that to the interview.
09:35LAUGHTER
09:37Are you still friends with J.P. Epstein?
09:39No.
09:41LAUGHTER
09:42Apparently he swapped it for a pair of trousers, that's what I've heard.
09:44LAUGHTER
09:45Well, you can't see, there is on the back, it says,
09:47my best friend owns Paedo Island
09:48and all I got was this lousy sweater.
09:50LAUGHTER
09:52Starmer is now outraged that Mandelson lied to him.
09:54I mean, who would have thought the guy whose nickname
09:56was genuinely the Prince of Darkness
09:58and who had previously misled a Labour Prime Minister
10:01might be a liar?
10:02This glossy photo taken of Keir Starmer yesterday
10:05kind of sums up his week,
10:06obliviously standing in front of a giant red flag.
10:09LAUGHTER
10:12The Prime Minister is now being asked to release all the files
10:14on the vetting process for Mandelson.
10:16Yeah, I don't...
10:17I mean, it doesn't sound like there was a lot of vetting.
10:19So much so, that I don't think they even checked Mandelson's Wikipedia.
10:23Cos on his Wikipedia, there is a whole section called
10:26Inappropriate Links, and that goes on for a page
10:29and doesn't even include the stuff of Epstein.
10:31That has its own page.
10:33LAUGHTER
10:35There's so little vetting that they didn't even notice
10:37on Mandelson's CV, he still had Epstein as a reference.
10:39LAUGHTER
10:42We can't seem to get in touch with your reference, Peter.
10:45LAUGHTER
10:46And look, to be fair, no-one tells the truth in their job interview.
10:49I mean, I told Channel 4 I only had one foot.
10:51I really had to follow through on that one.
10:53LAUGHTER
10:56A lot of people thought this week there might even be a challenge
10:59to Keir Starmer's leadership,
11:00but the two main contenders are Angela Rayner,
11:03who's under investigation for underpaying stamp duty,
11:05and Wes Streeting, who genuinely spent most of the week
11:08deleting photos of himself with Mandelson on Instagram.
11:11LAUGHTER
11:13And presumably throwing away their handmade friendship bracelets.
11:16Uh, Chantal said, is it OK to say you were at Pizza Express
11:19when you weren't?
11:20LAUGHTER
11:23Yes, the Andrew, formerly known as Prince, featured in the files,
11:27as did his wife, Sarah Ferguson,
11:29who also continued to stay friends with Epstein after his conviction.
11:32She even took her kids to hang out with him
11:34after he'd spent time in jail.
11:36I mean, look, I mean, my mum's taking me on some shit days out,
11:40but that's...
11:41LAUGHTER
11:42I mean, next time your kids are...
11:46Just have a go at you for where you're taking them.
11:47Just go, I'll tell you what, Sarah Ferguson,
11:49you see where she took hers.
11:51LAUGHTER
11:52Yeah, I wondered why Elaine Brooker had turned up in the documents.
11:55LAUGHTER
11:57Uh, Sarah Ferguson's upcoming children's book
11:59is now being pulped before even being released,
12:02and investigators are checking the flight logs
12:04for Budgie the Little Helicopter.
12:05LAUGHTER
12:07Andrew, meanwhile, finally left the luxurious Royal Lodge on Monday night,
12:11and is now in the process of moving to his new abode in Sandringham.
12:15I just... I wonder, with Andrew, whether there's just going to, like...
12:20There's going to keep being scandals,
12:21and every time he's just going to have to keep downsizing where he lives,
12:25and keep getting moved on until, eventually,
12:27he just has to, like, live in the cupboard under the stairs,
12:30like Harry Potter.
12:31LAUGHTER
12:32Except, obviously, he's not allowed within 500 yards of Hogwarts.
12:34LAUGHTER
12:37But the thing with it is, like, there is a royal...
12:40He keeps moving royal residences.
12:41There is one perfect. The Tower of London.
12:44LAUGHTER
12:47Funnily enough, Meghan Markle released her own brand of chocolate this morning,
12:50but with everything that's going on with Andrew,
12:51she should have been... She should have released popcorn.
12:53LAUGHTER
12:55Someone called Belligerent Goat said,
12:57Is it OK that Trump is mentioned in the Epstein papers
12:59more than Harry Potter is in the whole series?
13:02Yes, that's true.
13:03The name Donald Trump appears more times in the Epstein files
13:06than the name Harry Potter appears in all seven Harry Potter novels.
13:10Um, Trump was questioned about the files this week.
13:12He tried to move on and then characteristically snapped at the reporter
13:16in this antagonistic clip.
13:19I think it's time now for the country to maybe get onto something else.
13:24What would you say to people who feel that they haven't gotten justice,
13:26Mr. President?
13:26Something that people care about?
13:28Yeah, what do you say? Go ahead, CNN.
13:29What would you say to the survivors who will...
13:32You are the worst reporter.
13:33No one to see... CNN has no ratings because of people like you.
13:37You know, she's a young woman.
13:39I don't think I've ever seen you smile.
13:40I've known you for ten years.
13:42I don't think I've ever seen a smile on your face.
13:44No, I'm asking you about survivors of Jeffrey Upstance.
13:46You know why? You know why you're not smiling?
13:47Because you know you're not telling the truth.
13:49And you're a very dishonest organisation,
13:53and they should be ashamed of you.
13:55These are survivors of...
13:56I mean, you're not...
14:00I mean, it's awful, but you're not going to smile
14:03while asking questions about sex trafficking.
14:06That would make you an absolute psycho.
14:08It'd be the same as, like, on a show when you're about to talk about stuff like that,
14:12coming out at the start wearing, like, nipple clamps.
14:14It would be crazy!
14:25It's so mad that Trump can talk to people like that,
14:27and no-one says anything about it, and all the people around him...
14:30Like, it's so... Do you know what I'd love to see?
14:32I'm just watching that.
14:33I'd love to see... You know, because there's always someone just standing next to him, right?
14:36I'd love to see someone just go...
14:38Do you know what I mean?
14:40How cool would that be if someone just went,
14:42that's not how you talk to women, dickhead?
14:44Straight in the face.
14:44He used to get, like, a cuff around the ear in front of your parents.
14:47And then all his hair goes over and then he has to...
14:49Look, Donald Trump has got two methods of dealing with questions about Jeffrey Epstein.
14:54The first is to attack, which he just did then.
14:56The second is to do something outrageous to try to change the subject.
15:01Now, this afternoon, the President of the United States put out a post that depicted
15:06Barack and Michelle Obama as apes.
15:10You might not have seen this.
15:11No reason, no connection to the rest of the post.
15:13Just Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys.
15:16Bernie Sanders called it racist.
15:18Nancy Pelosi called it racist.
15:20And the only black Republican senator in Congress,
15:22Tim Scott, called it the most racist thing I've seen out of this White House.
15:27You know you're in trouble when your response to people linking you to a pedophile
15:31is to get them to call you a racist.
15:33Because that's what this was.
15:34A racist post put out by the White House.
15:36After initially calling it fake outrage,
15:38the White House eventually took down the post after 14 hours
15:41and said it was erroneously put up by a staffer.
15:44Not surprisingly though, they have yet to apologise.
15:48The thing I think about this stuff is, obviously we're talking about
15:51Keir Starmer at the moment.
15:53We're talking about, you know, the threat to whether he should still be
15:55Prime Minister because of putting Peter Manderson in his job.
15:58And we're talking about, you know, that's the rhetoric that's coming out at the moment.
16:02If Number 10 put out something like that, he's gone by the time we're on it.
16:07Absolutely. He's absolutely gone.
16:08And, like, people keep saying with Trump, it's like, how long is it,
16:11how long can he keep, how far can he keep pushing it?
16:15And for me, like, I didn't even see that, like, something like that.
16:18Yeah.
16:18And it's quite scary to think that.
16:19Actually, I'm worried that there isn't a limit.
16:22No, there isn't.
16:23Yeah.
16:25APPLAUSE
16:34Someone called Mrs Murray said,
16:35is it OK that no-one is facing consequences of the Epstein files?
16:39See, this is what it all boils down to.
16:40And no, it is not OK.
16:41Because the truth is, there is an organised cabal of the global elite
16:45who've been abusing children on a private island.
16:47Now, the irony is, MAGA supporters have been telling us this for years,
16:50but it turns out members of their team might be involved as well.
16:53Because this isn't a Democrat thing or a Republican thing.
16:56This is a rich white man thing.
16:58And the real victims are the women and the girls who were involved.
17:01Meanwhile, the only person currently in jail for any of this is Ghislaine Maxwell.
17:05Scotland Yard is now investigating Peter Mandelson. Great.
17:07But not for his links to a pedophile.
17:09They're investigating him for leaking classified documents.
17:13What message does that send?
17:14It's OK to hang out with a pedo, just don't CC him in on a sensitive email.
17:19All of which brings us back to where we started.
17:20After years of controversy,
17:22Peter Scandelson may finally be stepping away from politics.
17:26So, let's say goodbye to the man they called Mandy in song.
17:31So, let's say goodbye to the man they called Mandy in song.
17:40Mandelson has said goodbye, feels like the 15th time.
17:48The shadow of a man, your face in a photo, standing in your pants, a woman beside you.
17:57You knew how to find a way to get somebody else to pay.
18:05You met an oligarch on a yacht in your speedos at the end of the day.
18:12You were friends with a pedo.
18:15Oh, Mandy, there's nothing that we can fuck him now.
18:21So, they sent you away, oh, Mandy, when are you going to live now?
18:31Perhaps you can stay with Andy.
18:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:45SENSATIONAL!
18:47Garlie Baker, everyone.
18:53All right, let's welcome tonight's guests.
18:55One's got big jokes, the other's got big jugs.
18:57You decide which is which.
18:59Please welcome comedian Judy Love and artist Grayson Perry.
19:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:11APPLAUSE
19:13Do you want some legs?
19:15I'm going to die.
19:16Just a little bit of legs?
19:17All right, love.
19:18Hello, babe.
19:19I was about to get up and kiss you.
19:21Oh, you can go kiss me.
19:22Come on, then.
19:23Mmm.
19:24Mmm.
19:25Bit too early.
19:26LAUGHTER
19:27Now, Grayson, are you OK?
19:29You're in a boat.
19:30I think I'm turning into an Adam Hills tribute act.
19:33LAUGHTER
19:35I've got the beard.
19:37LAUGHTER
19:38I just thought I needed an accessory.
19:40Now, I've torn my Achilles, which is very boring and long-winded.
19:45Mmm.
19:46So is Josh's cake.
19:47LAUGHTER
19:48It's quite nice, the cake, actually.
19:51Oh, nice.
19:52So, listen, what did you...
19:53I mean, what do you both make of the Mandelson scandal?
19:55I mean, if you could find me...
19:57I just want a bit more pictures of him without just being in his pants.
20:00Do you know what I mean?
20:01Yeah.
20:02He's just out there constantly, just got everything out,
20:04which we should not be shocked by because he's on this list.
20:07It's just a bit messy, isn't it?
20:08It's a lot.
20:09Yeah.
20:10I think the main thing that sticks in my head, not about him,
20:12is that, you know, there was a lot of hate towards Obama and Michelle,
20:15but Obama wasn't on the list.
20:17That's all I'm saying.
20:18Yeah, right.
20:19Happy Black History Month America!
20:20APPLAUSE
20:21Um...
20:23Grayson?
20:24Um, I'm just shocked that Peter Mandelson didn't see it coming.
20:27I mean, you know, he's worked with the press all of his career,
20:29you know, he was the prince of darkness, you know,
20:32the manipulator of the media.
20:34And he thought he could keep that a secret.
20:36You know, it's like, mate, it was already public knowledge,
20:38you know, yonks ago anyway.
20:39Yeah.
20:40He had a connection.
20:41And it's blown up in his face, like, surprise, surprise.
20:43No, it's blown up years later.
20:44Do you know what I mean?
20:45To a certain extent, they've got away with it for so long.
20:46It's only now that it's kind of come.
20:47It's come out a few times.
20:48But I think, you know, their secret now definitely is at a stage
20:50where it's out there.
20:51Yeah.
20:52There's no more hiding.
20:53It's giving the elite a bad name.
20:54And as a member of it, I'm a bit...
20:56LAUGHTER
20:57LAUGHTER
21:10We just need to know how much of a member are you?
21:13That's all.
21:14Well, you know, I'm a member of the Liberal elite, you know.
21:17And maybe Keir Starmer's been a bit naive because he's having
21:21that kind of moment, a bit like that Mitchell and Webb sketch
21:23where they go, are we the baddies?
21:25the baddies you know it's sort of like yeah left-wing people do shit things too speaking
21:32of shit things we mentioned donald trump earlier after that horrifically racist post um this week
21:37he announced he's going to build an arch for himself in washington i mean when i was hearing
21:43the size of it and all the description it just felt like he was just describing his ego if i'm
21:47honest with you yeah yeah i mean just massive i mean we can expect anything from this man i feel
21:52like i'm just at the moment watching one of those you know those films where you've got all the bad
21:56man and they're running the world you know oh my god no this is reality this is what's happening it's
22:01crazy 250 feet high it's going to be taller than the arctic tree on five times as tall as marble arch in
22:06london uh that's an illustrative comparison um now grayson we ahead of this show asked you if you
22:13could possibly give us a demonstration of what you think the art should look like yeah i do
22:18shall i go and have a go yes if that's okay yeah you're going to draw it for us and explain what
22:23it is as you go i'll put on my drawing glasses oh so i thought the tallest arch in america is the
22:31saint louis arch is the gateway to the west and it's kind of like that sort of shape like that yeah
22:38and that's 600 feet high right yeah i thought trump would want to go double on that one
22:44and so then what we get then we got the golden arches right yeah so that would be his favorite
22:51food and then i thought a big portrait of donald in the middle here with his hair and his hair that
22:57could be like golden and every morning instead of the flag like they're like a little ritual they could
23:04sort of comb his hair over and then he'd have his big tie dangling right the way down to the ground
23:11and on the top i thought we'd have four statues of we got jeff bezos up here because these are the
23:19heroes of his age yeah uh we've got elon musk here there's elon musk with his little hair there we've got
23:27mark zuckerberg that's a fringe there yeah and the other one is the other bloke like oh i know sam
23:34altman of open ai you know and the whole the whole thing is built i think from the remains of
23:43all those redundant data centers in in the desert that will prove to be completely useless in about
23:50five years time amazing yeah oh and i did put it talking of sam altman i did put it into ai
24:08oh right yeah so i don't know if it was coming up i did put it into ai the design there it is
24:13oh wow i mean you know it's pretty good isn't it
24:22uh we'll have more last week before you after the break we'll check out the winter olympic story
24:26that just keeps getting bigger we'll see you in a little bit
24:43welcome back to last leg we're joined by judy love and grayson perry a little bit of lighter news
24:47now a man in france this week was rushed to hospital with a world war one missile stuck in his rectum
24:56on disposal units were called to the scene over fears of an explosion
25:01and had to defuse the shell i mean what an episode of time team that's gonna be
25:05he might have been trying to save his friends he just put it up there
25:14yeah but i mean he's being prosecuted now isn't he so better a legal charge than an explosive charge
25:22sorry everyone what am i to get banned from the imperial war museum
25:27you want to pull up the bomb no harm done
25:34sorry no this is my favorite story i know yes i know i'm just letting it breathe
25:38you just tripped on it and just fell onto it
25:41what the thing is that's what those people always say i was changing a light bulb
25:47and it somehow got up there yeah i think he opened up he's well he obviously opened up
25:51yeah he admitted he said it was a sex game really yeah you work up to that you know what i hate to
25:59kink shame someone but that is weird that is you don't like you work does he work do you work up to that
26:06do you know what should we try the bomb yeah i mean it's it's very adrenalized i imagine it's probably
26:22quite an adrenaline addict yeah when you let's face it you know playing that kind of russian roulette you
26:28know you could really uh in local news the right side those world war ii ones just don't do it for
26:39me uh in local news this week government officials are looking to attract ethnic minorities to the
26:45british countryside after a report found it was middle class and too white wow well that's a question
26:51for me is it yeah yeah what would make well i don't know because i mean urban is a kind of
27:01euphemism for black quite often isn't it so maybe rural should be a euphemism for white
27:07well i look i just me personally i get a little bit nervous when the government starts to invite us
27:13ethnic minorities to places because this has happened a few times wind rush uh do you know what i mean
27:18like we're gonna go there and get deported what's gonna happen like what is going on out there
27:24why they're inviting us you know it's such an influx like come come over here and i'm like hold on
27:29you took us to the fields years ago we don't want to be in the fields
27:35well you're going on a tour so you're going to visit a lot of these places yes i am but um i won't be in
27:40the fields i'll be in buildings
27:42well you can come and see me yeah i'm on tour now all about the love i'm going to be in culture
27:49star not in them all over the uk so yes what an interesting two places to choose
27:58i might be in the fields yeah you know colchester nottingham all the biggies
28:03no i'm at the apollo in london okay so there yeah yeah nearly so good if it's all the same
28:15with you i'll come to the colchester all right let's get on to sport now thomas said is it okay
28:20that the winter olympics start on friday yeah the opening ceremony took place a few hours ago
28:24featured mariah carey and snoop dogg uh who also tried out some curling today in this incongruous image
28:30but is that snoop yeah yeah drop it like it's cold
28:39i'll be honest with you hillsley yeah anytime you do a hip-hop joke i love it more than that
28:45and look it's not fair that the olympics get that he is one of the mascots of the olympics he was in
28:49paris as well it's not fair the olympics get the best mascots they get snoop dog they get mariah carey
28:53what do we have at the paralympics this
28:55we have to do that for four hours
29:14the most simple dance that's still going wrong
29:16meadow said is it okay the u.s have dispatched ice to italy for the winter olympics yeah there
29:22been massive protests in italy after it was announced that u.s president jd vance was bringing
29:27members of ice with him for protection that's the same ice that had been targeting undocumented
29:31immigrants in america and killed two u.s citizens in the past few weeks outrage is so high one of the
29:36u.s team's hospitality venues for the olympics changed its name from the ice house to the winter
29:42house i mean the winter olympics is a pretty difficult place to not use the word ice yeah
29:48it's obviously the american team it's like what we got up next you know the the hockey the the slippy
29:54floor hockey you know that's why they went with sloop they'd originally booked iced tea
30:02there's there's some hip-hop
30:08uh meanwhile there's been an incredible story come out of the winter olympics today and it's
30:15to do with ski jumpers you know the guys that go off the ramp okay so in the past some ski jumpers
30:21have been accused of wearing slightly oversized suits uh that flap in the breeze and cause them to
30:26stay in the air longer because it doesn't you don't need much more extra material to be a little bit
30:31you know more floaty there is now an accusation that while being fitted for their suits some athletes
30:36were injecting their penises with a substance that increased girth that way their outfits would have
30:43a little extra material that might act as an in-air sail wow others were accused of shoving lumps of
30:49clay down there grayson the question is this is it okay to inject your penis with acid to get a gold medal
30:58i firstly would want to see which men this is that is doing this right
31:09yeah i got a feeling you're not in this for the skiing
31:14i mean maybe it's just about evening it up because you've got to have quite big balls to do that
31:18anything yes i've just been looking at this story all day and i just kept all day yeah
31:26the thing i just can't help but one is do you reckon it works on fingers
31:32well if your penis is as small as your fingers you might have a chance i might just get i might get
31:37some best case scenario i get some try next week i come in with a big bulge get it wrong i come in with
31:42big hands all right look it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest judy and grayson have
31:48to work out how they're linked to this week's news can we have the mystery guest please
32:05josh and alex who's the mystery guest okay this is peter he's 91 years old
32:10and he was in the news this week the question is why can we have the dramatic lighting change please
32:18he wasn't on the list was he he wasn't on the list
32:25is it because a peter is an olympic ski jumper and got caught injecting
32:31no no no no is it because a by performing a 360 degree spin and seat drop he won two gold medals in an
32:39over 40s trampolining competition b here's a stunt man who this week jumped over jumped a car
32:45over a bus for the new mission impossible film his 5000th stunt and a new world record or c he's
32:53a parkour expert who this week celebrated 70 years in the game by climbing to the top of the gherkin
33:00all right have a think about it that's a hard one we will reveal the identity of the mystery guest
33:05after the break we'll also meet a musician whose new album has been described as the first great
33:09album of 2026 a man called tyler ball game what are you thinking do you have anything else i don't
33:15know just if he did any of them i'm surprised he's here
33:21i mean i want it to be i want it to be flying car but i feel like it's what's the last one
33:26climbed how far under the gherkin the gherkin all right we'll find out after the break we'll see
33:44you in a little bit
33:48welcome back to last leg with john mo judy love and grace and perry now before the break we challenged
33:52our guest to work out how this person was connected to the news uh can we have the options again
33:56please yes so has peter been in the news because he performed a 360 degree spin and seat drop and won
34:04two gold medals in an over 40s trampolining competition is it because he is a stunt man who this week jumped
34:10a car over a bus for the new mission impossible film it was his 5000th stunt and a new world record
34:17or is it c he is a parkour expert who this week celebrated 70 years in the game by climbing to the
34:23top of the gherkin what do you think uh judy we've decided haven't we yeah you tell them we're
34:29we're gonna go for a trampolining star trampolining star yes the one we want it to be that's we want
34:34okay we're looking at him and he looks like he could do it looked like he'd bounce if you dropped him on
34:39could you tell us how you're connected to the news please i did win two gold medals and a trampoline
34:49company
34:56that's amazing amazing could you give us that could you just show us
35:03um i'm gonna be completely
35:10what a legend
35:15i'll tell you the truth judy we we originally planned to bring in a trampoline and have peter do some
35:19tricks in the studio and then you realize the insurance yeah we're not insured for a 91 year
35:23we're literally not insured for a 91 year old man doing trampoline tricks in the studio it's okay i'm
35:28insured how do you feel the day after doing your trampolining there we go there you go there's
35:38there's peter in action oh my gosh that's a break so how long have you been trampolining here uh since
35:471955. wow wow wow that's amazing
35:58peter congratulations on your gold medals thank you so much for being on the show
36:10all right let's welcome another guest now he's an american singer-songwriter whose debut album has been
36:13described as the first great album of 2026 would you please welcome tyler ballgame
36:31welcome welcome so look first things first tyler ballgame is your stage name yes what is your real
36:38name my real name is tyler perry so i can't use that oh wow so how did you come up with tyler ballgame
36:44well i'm from kind of outside the boston area and there's a great boston redsox baseball player
36:48named uh ted williams they called teddy ball game and he was like the greatest to ever do it
36:53yeah so it was kind of a joke on myself you know at the time i was living at home in my mom's basement
36:59nothing going on so i was like tyler ballgame killing it you know we've got the album here which
37:04is beautiful we've all been listening to it all we're loving it um what's the track you're going
37:09to sing at the end of the show yeah we're going to do the um the title track uh for the first time
37:13again okay and tell us a bit about that song yeah we recorded it with um a great producer named
37:18jonathan rado all to tape all using analog live to tape and um yeah it's a beautiful song i think i
37:26always think it's about the perennial nature of love you know this love that forms us and wraps us
37:30and sets us out into the world and through our lives we might lose that love and but i think
37:36it's never far you know it's always waiting in a new face or a new form and honestly wait till you
37:41hear his voice wait till you hear his voice let's be honest did you come did you come to the uk for
37:45a break did you come for a break yeah yeah i'm going to promote an album no stop that i need to come
37:52for a break adopt me yeah how are you finding the uk and the uk audiences it's great uk audiences are very
37:59polite oh but you and you've developed a weird crush over here though right yeah i do have a
38:06british crush uh-huh um really yeah you know how you know how um you guys have trains here yeah um
38:16we're aware there's there's that voice you know see it say it sorted
38:21where is she that's a new fetish on my i've never heard of that one before i'll tell you where she
38:33is we've tracked her down oh my god and she's here tonight would you please welcome emma hignett
38:49i was just making sure tyler doesn't look like he's using that injection
39:01so emma i mean okay we have to get you to say it can you at least prove that you are go on
39:07see it say it sorted
39:22now judy you told a story this week in an interview about your first ever concert
39:26experience yes i did i went and saw blue uh yeah yeah i'd love them um i was think i was about 18 or 19
39:33or so and i went with my friend fran and we got a little bit excited and we decided like to really
39:39live in the moment so we took off our bras and threw it at them yeah it literally nearly stopped the
39:45concert lick one of them in your face well as you said we got the big and it was like the whole like g
39:52cup filled his head yeah well i'll be honest that gave us an idea for a game
40:13welcome to bras in their eyes we've set up a boy band of mannequins of josh and alex and i that were
40:19left over from last week we're calling them blue badge judy and tyler have to throw bras at the
40:25mannequins three each uh the scoring system is this if you hit a mannequin you get 10 points uh
40:30if you get a bra on the arm you get 20 and if a bra on the head you get 30 points uh emma
40:35any tips for them see it throw it sorted
40:39judy you can go first one at a time i'm keeping this one
40:45i'm keeping
40:46oh
40:49oh
40:5120 points
40:53oh
40:57nothing there nothing there oh
41:01okay 20 points tyler welcome to british television
41:04oh
41:07you're delicate with it i know it's all about touch oh i'm gonna try cowboy
41:13oh
41:17judy love you are the winner
41:23by the way
41:24that's genuinely the only time my arm's caught a bra
41:37is that meant to be you
41:39is that meant to be
41:40is that meant to be
41:41yeah
41:41uh we'll have more last week for you after the break as josh wraps up the last seven days and tyler
41:46ends the show with a song and his beautiful voice we'll see you in a little bit
42:05welcome back to last leg we're joined by judy love grace and perry uh and tyler ballgame uh
42:10very briefly look we talked a lot about the epstein files tonight and we thought
42:14we tried to keep it sensitive and we tried to keep it appropriate but someone has complained
42:18can we please use the correct british pronunciation of pedophile
42:23let's not degrade ourselves with the u.s pronunciation please
42:27what non
42:31josh has been redacting the last seven days what have you got ah would you like to see a delightful
42:35clip it's one of our favorite genres yep failed parkour attempts yes please
42:40this one's from donagall i love them oh no oh oh oh
42:50add it to the museum yep oh and i haven't got the next one yeah judy saw a clip this week right i
42:56have the greatest thing i've ever seen would you like to see an emotional clip from the one and only
43:01mr craig david's holiday in the maldives yes please
43:07so this fish just literally just jumped out of the sea and you're going back in here my friend
43:14oh my gosh that's what
43:18that's the full moon for you that's still alive that's that's the full moon
43:23come on come on come on you've still got it inside of you you've still got it
43:37all right we are about to end the show with a song from tyler ballgame
43:42but before we do would you please thank our guests judy love
43:48rayson perry
43:51and tyler ballgame
43:55and my co-host josh witticombe and alex brooker
44:01we'll be back next week with actor brian cox and comedians flo and joan but right now this is
44:05tyler ballgame with his new song for the first time again emma all yours thanks for watching the last
44:11leg his name's adam hills see you next week for the next leg see it say it sorted
44:30he's
44:31and i'll see you next week for the next leg
44:34leaned in close in love and made its fools
44:42so many lives never surrender
44:51When it's over and done
44:59We tried
45:01Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
45:12Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
45:23I love you, I love you, I've known you forever
45:35Your fire was and always will be
45:47I learned your name but missed its meaning
45:58When I didn't know how to feel
46:08Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
46:19Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
46:30Oh, I knew you once, I know you now
46:40I've known you forever
46:47Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
46:55Oh, I knew you were
47:00Oh, I knew you were
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