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00:00What are you doing, y'all?
00:30Gather your working families, hold in your squeeze middle and hope you don't freeze your assets off.
00:42It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for The Last Leg.
00:46Tonight on the show, Labour plows on with their budget.
00:50We check in on the growth of AI, and we'll plant a seed for the Deaflympics.
00:55Plus, we'll be joined by actor Rose Ayling-Ellis and comedians Chris McCausland and Adam Buxton
01:00on the show that sometimes likes to dump on the news.
01:12G'day, I'm Adam Hills.
01:15Welcome to The Last Leg, the show that doesn't care about Black Friday, because we're always 30% off.
01:20With me, as always, are the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe,
01:23and the man who thought the bond market was where 007 buys his eggs, Alex Brooker.
01:34Loads to get through tonight, but we want to start by recapping a couple of awkward moments we had this week.
01:38Firstly, if you saw last week's show, you might have seen this moment,
01:41when Josh stood next to the UK's tallest Tory, James McAlpine.
01:47He's seven foot two, although, are we still ruling out these three school kids in a suit?
01:56Alex, your daughter had an interesting observation.
01:59Yeah, I showed the girls the photo on Saturday morning,
02:02and my youngest pointed at Josh and went,
02:05is he a grown-up?
02:07But, um, yeah, the best part of it all was I'll promise him he'll come round for a play date next week.
02:15No, that's, we're going to dare to air.
02:17I can't believe we got through the whole week without calling him the never-ending Tory.
02:21Oh, how did we miss that?
02:23How did we miss that? Thank God we brought it back.
02:26But, yeah, we are, um, we are working together now.
02:28We're bringing out our own version of Russian dolls for Christmas.
02:30Um, and my embarrassing moment this week, so, uh, actually happened last week.
02:35I was at Speaker's House, um, in Parliament for Disability History Month.
02:40And I went straight from, you know, working on the last leg,
02:43so, I hadn't really had dinner, so I scoffed about three protein bars, um...
02:47Such an athlete.
02:48Oh, always, always.
02:49I forgot that you were Sylvester Stallone.
02:51Yeah.
02:53And, look, it was amazing.
02:54There was speech from Paralympian Steph Reid, there were disabled MPs,
02:57Dr Marie Tidbul was there.
02:59Here's a couple of photos that I took on the night.
03:01It was a brilliant night. It was amazing.
03:02I love, I love Osses.
03:03Yeah.
03:04Getting a photo of a big Ben in the background, you're still a tourist, aren't you?
03:07Oh, absolutely.
03:09The problem was, halfway through the night, the protein bars started to kick in.
03:12And it was a crowded room.
03:13Like Popeye.
03:15Well, it wasn't my eye that was popping.
03:17Uh...
03:18I... I got quite farty.
03:21Did you?
03:22I got quite farty.
03:23Squeaker's House.
03:23At Speaker's House?
03:24No, I said Squeaker's House.
03:27It's good gear.
03:29I thought, you know what, it's a crowded room, I'm probably okay.
03:32Yeah, yeah.
03:32You know, loads of talking, no-one could hear, and, look, I let a few out and,
03:37um, you know, they weren't noxious and I thought, I'm fine, I'm getting away with this.
03:40And five minutes later, I turned around and there was a person in a wheelchair right behind me.
03:44Oh!
03:45And this, this is why we make you sit behind the desk.
03:50And, you know, the worst thing is, what, yeah, go on.
03:53You're like this, so it's not often you see somebody in Parliament following through on something.
03:57Oh!
03:58Ooh!
03:59Go on, I was just, you know, another person in Parliament shitting on the disabled, am I right?
04:03Oh!
04:04Blimey!
04:05Are we on Radio 4?
04:06What's going on?
04:07What's going on?
04:08Ah!
04:09No, no, no.
04:10Forget it.
04:11The worst thing is, the next night I was at Downing Street for another function.
04:14Oh no.
04:15Browning Street.
04:16Sorry.
04:17It was a short stature.
04:18Browning squeak?
04:19I've lost it.
04:20It was a short statured guy behind me for the whole night.
04:22Oh no.
04:23I have never clenched my butt cheeks harder in my entire life.
04:25Look, we are live on your telly right now.
04:27You can send us any questions you want to ask us about the news.
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04:35Or you can scan the QR code on the screen.
04:37For example, is it okay that Russian scientists this week have reportedly fitted transmitters into
04:43the brains of pigeons so they can be flown remotely on spy missions?
04:48Hmm.
04:49Is it okay that Vladimir Putin uses them to take over a country?
04:52It'll be known as a military coup.
04:54Oh!
04:55Oh, come on!
04:56Come on!
04:57The pigeon pun!
04:58What else are you here for?
05:01This is Channel 4 on a Friday night.
05:04Puns about pigeons.
05:06We've got a photo.
05:07We have a striking image of one of the pigeons here.
05:09I'll tell you what.
05:11I now know what I want for Christmas.
05:14Wouldn't you?
05:15If your wife turned around to Christmas Day, you've got a remote-controlled pigeon.
05:19Yeah.
05:20That would be the greatest...
05:21Like, imagine just, like, flying it around.
05:23It's got a GoPro on it.
05:24You can see where it's going.
05:25Like, shitting on people.
05:27And then you find out your mates have also got one.
05:29You'll meet up in Trafalgar Square.
05:31Just edging forward to some geese on the bench nicking his chips.
05:36I'd give it a year until Adam is running that show with us two on remote-controlled.
05:42We also have exclusive images of the KGB agent in charge of the operation.
05:47Yeah.
05:48All right.
05:51Let's jump foot-first into the news now.
05:53And Gareth said,
05:54Is it OK that the budget got leaked ahead of the announcement?
05:56Yes.
05:57The Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, delivered the budget on Wednesday after several weeks of teasing and leaks.
06:02It was like the build-up to the new series of Stranger Things, wasn't it?
06:05It was outrageous.
06:06Yeah.
06:07I was hoping for the Lily Allen album to come out about it as well.
06:10It puts a mansion tax on the Pussy Palace.
06:13The lead-up to the budget took so long, we even made up our own advent calendar for it.
06:18But, as you can see here, when we opened the calendar the day before the budget, we got the budget.
06:24Because the Office for Budget Responsibility accidentally uploaded the entire budget 40 minutes before it was delivered to Parliament.
06:32I got it a day before.
06:33Did you?
06:34Because I'm on Rachel Reeves' Patreon.
06:37The thing is, it just meant people weren't interested in it twice.
06:44But I think what happened, you know when you're talking about somebody and you accidentally text them?
06:49Yeah.
06:50That's what happened.
06:51That's what happened.
06:52The Chancellor began her speech by slagging off the opposition and bigging up Labour.
06:55So it was like the political equivalent of 8 Mile if Eminem's rap had been released 40 minutes before the battle.
07:00Or to put it another way, her palms were sweaty, growth weak, forecast heavy.
07:04The OBR released the details of the budget already.
07:08Thank you very much.
07:09Yeah.
07:13You get an applause, but the bad news is they've introduced a midlife crisis tax, so...
07:19I've been playing rugby league for eight years.
07:21I've been paying that tax for a while.
07:23Each party used different food analogies to describe the budget this week.
07:27Rachel Reeves warned that it wouldn't be a pick and mix, while Kemi Badernot called it a smorgasbord of misery.
07:32It was like they both used foods they knew their voters would relate to.
07:36Like pick and mix and smorgasbord.
07:38I'm surprised the Green Party didn't call it a kale salad of confusion.
07:42The main takeaway from the budget seems to be that the Chancellor is going to take more in tax to fund more in public spending.
07:48And it's up to you whether you think that's a good thing or a bad thing.
07:51The Mirror took a positive tone with their impactful front page, calling it a budget with a Labour heart.
07:56The Sun carried a more damning headline of the Benefit Street budget,
08:00while The Sun also today featured an interview with Rachel Reeves' uncle
08:04and ran with the poetic headline,
08:06Fleeced by my niece.
08:08Who's her uncle? Dr Seuss?
08:11Yeah, rejected headlines were,
08:13Dad thought it was bad, Mum was glum and her cousin wasn't buzzing.
08:17Things haven't improved with my cousin twice removed.
08:24The biggest announcement...
08:25Just to be clear, that's not me saying she's my cousin twice removed.
08:27That was me suggesting a headline.
08:30The biggest announcement was the end of the two-child benefits cap,
08:33which meant families on benefits could only claim for their first two children.
08:37That's now been gotten rid of. Is that OK?
08:39Yeah, but there was a big thing that people criticising it.
08:43And generally, I saw people on and going,
08:45well, that just means loads of people are just going to have more babies now.
08:48I don't think that's what people were waiting for.
08:52You know, I don't think anybody was kind of sat there,
08:54like, waiting for their third child and what Rachel Reeves had said,
08:57then sidling up to your missus going,
08:58I'll tell you what, love, should we budget and chill tonight, shall we?
09:03As soon as that leaked report came out,
09:05I'd had sex before the budget had even started.
09:07It's unbelievable, like, that is just this wild idea
09:11that it's this kind of welfare kind of scam
09:15where you're going to have a kid so that you can...
09:18I think the current is that the first kid you get ÂŁ25 a week,
09:21you get ÂŁ17 for the second. Right.
09:23Have you bought a fucking magazine for a child?
09:25It's about ÂŁ60. Like, it's just wild,
09:29and it's bringing people out of poverty is a good thing.
09:32Well, yeah, so the lifting of the two-child benefit cap
09:34is estimated to bring around 4,000...
09:36Sorry, 450,000 children out of poverty.
09:40But the question is, who's going to pay for it?
09:42So the freezing of the tax threshold means
09:44that an extra 800,000 people will now be dragged
09:46into paying tax for the first time,
09:48and they are not high earners.
09:50Kate said, is it OK that disabled people are losing
09:52motability cars and still can't rely on accessible public transport?
09:55Now, luxury vehicles are being removed from the motability scheme,
09:59but Alex has got a point to make on it.
10:02Yeah, because the big thing is, I think Rachel,
10:04the word she used was she wanted to reduce
10:07generous taxpayer subsidies from the motability scheme.
10:11It makes it sound like you're scrounging if you get a luxury car.
10:14But basically, the way the motability scheme works
10:16is you give over the mobility component of your benefit,
10:21which you get. You just give them the money,
10:23you just don't take the money. Yeah.
10:25That goes towards the car.
10:26The luxury cars and other cars are basically...
10:28It's a down payment that you make yourself.
10:31So the government don't...
10:32If you go, oh, by the way, can I have a Merc?
10:34Yeah. The government don't go, yeah, we'll do that.
10:36You pay it yourself.
10:38So it doesn't save them any money either way.
10:41And I think it was bowing down.
10:43You have, like, little, you know...
10:45There's a lot of people that wanted to criticise the idea
10:47of someone getting something for free.
10:49Yeah. It's not for free.
10:50It's something that somebody's entitled to, first of all.
10:52Yeah.
10:53Then you've got all these whiff merchants,
10:54like Lee Anderson, gobbin' off,
10:55going, oh, we should go back to what it's like in the 60s,
10:57and stuff like that.
10:59And I just think this was bowing down to them.
11:01Because, honestly, if you look on the motability website today...
11:04Yeah.
11:05..there's still cars where you make a down payment.
11:07There was a Volkswagen on there.
11:08I looked.
11:09ÂŁ7,900 a down payment,
11:10which was more than what you would have paid for a Merc anyway.
11:13So it's just...
11:14It was an aesthetic thing, I think,
11:15to please people who want to, like, shit on disabled people,
11:18the idea that they're getting something I don't.
11:20And, yeah, I just...
11:22I just think it was whiff, if I'm honest.
11:25To give you the political term,
11:27it was just bollocks just to kind of have a little jab at disabled people.
11:31APPLAUSE
11:37Yeah, boy.
11:38I...
11:40I disagree.
11:41There's a...
11:42After I've said that,
11:43there's a little fly that's just flown on me.
11:45And I don't know if you've got remote-controlled flies in government now,
11:48because it's literally...
11:50It's staring right at me.
11:51Oh, yeah, he's there.
11:52Yeah, he's there.
11:53I'm going to move on, because we're on television.
11:54Sorry, mate.
11:57But look at that.
11:58I'm like Dr Doolittle over here. Look at this.
12:00I get it.
12:01Oh, there we go.
12:02I'm going to point out the camera stuff.
12:03Yeah, no worries, though.
12:04Yeah, carry on with the...
12:05If you're watching in HD, that bit was great.
12:07Carry on with the rest of the budget.
12:09One question being raised this week
12:10is whether Labor has broken a manifesto pledge
12:12to not raise taxes for working people.
12:14Rachel Reeves' response to that
12:16was to say they only promised not to raise tax rates
12:19for working people,
12:20which is the equivalent of saying,
12:21look, I'm technically not lying.
12:24This informative table was released yesterday
12:26that seems to show that the richest people in society
12:28are the ones that will be affected the most by the budget.
12:30But, Josh, you've got an issue with it, right?
12:32Well, it's just that obviously that is true,
12:34but I...
12:36The richest 10% there,
12:37a lot of those people in the richest 10%
12:39are the top end of that.
12:40Yeah.
12:41That ÂŁ709 isn't going to mean much to Mike Ashley,
12:44who's in the richest 10%,
12:45whereas all the kind of...
12:47the middle level,
12:49the minus ÂŁ342,
12:51minus ÂŁ230,
12:52that's people where that is a real hit
12:54to their actual finances.
12:56Yeah.
12:57It looks like the top people are paying a lot more,
12:59but they're not actually paying a lot more
13:01in comparison,
13:02a lot of them,
13:03in that 10% to what actually they earn.
13:05So once again,
13:06it feels like the super rich aren't being hit that hard.
13:09So are we taxing the wrong people?
13:11Well, I think like what Josh was saying there,
13:13it's the people in the middle that get squeezed.
13:16Yeah.
13:17Squeezed a lot more.
13:18So I think it's, you know,
13:19obviously it's helping the most vulnerable,
13:20as you can see from the top end of that graph,
13:22but it is always with these budgets.
13:24It's the people in the middle,
13:25the majority of people,
13:26where if you move up,
13:28you know,
13:29with the fact that the tax brackets and stuff like that,
13:31you know,
13:32that's all been changed now,
13:33and if you move up one,
13:35and you start paying more tax all of a sudden,
13:37you know,
13:38you lose kind of free childcare,
13:39the hours of free childcare.
13:40Obviously you want to progress in your life and earn more.
13:42That actually can bring you back down.
13:43I feel people are getting squeezed,
13:44energy bills and stuff like that.
13:46Whereas like Josh said,
13:47the richest...
13:48There's a fear to tax the richest people in the country.
13:52Yeah.
13:53There is a fear within the government,
13:54because of the media,
13:55because of the narrative of that,
13:57to tax the richest people in the country.
13:58I am incredibly lucky, right?
14:00I, for basically a hobby,
14:03get paid quite a lot of money,
14:05so I'm in that top level.
14:06Yeah.
14:07I pay a lot of tax.
14:08It's a fucking privilege,
14:09because I get that.
14:10I get a nice house.
14:12I get a good wage for doing something I like.
14:15And then you're like,
14:16well, what's this money going towards?
14:17You've just said it.
14:18450,000 children being bought out of poverty?
14:21Yeah.
14:22Is that a good use of people's money?
14:23Of course it fucking is.
14:24If it's not,
14:25what is wrong with your head?
14:27Yeah.
14:28Agreed.
14:29And so, you know,
14:35there's a worry that if the government start taxing,
14:37you know, the super rich,
14:38they'll leave the country.
14:39But should we be worried that a billionaire might leave the country
14:42if they get taxed a little bit more?
14:44Surely the best thing about being a billionaire?
14:46Yeah.
14:47I don't know.
14:48But the best thing about being a billionaire is you can do what you fucking want.
14:51You can live wherever you want.
14:53Yeah.
14:54Imagine being a billionaire.
14:55You've got one life.
14:56What are you going to do?
14:57I'm going to move because I'm worried about 2% tax on my assets.
15:01You're a fucking billionaire, mate.
15:03Enjoy your life.
15:04I think if Labor are worried about...
15:05Unless Paul McCartney decides to move,
15:07in which case I'm voting reform.
15:09If Labor are worried about the reaction to taxing the super rich,
15:12maybe they could do it by stealth.
15:14You know, just tax things that only the super rich have.
15:16Like, I don't know, double-barrelled names.
15:18Yes.
15:19Hyphens.
15:20Yes.
15:21Red trousers.
15:22Children called Hugo.
15:24Or if they want to get to the tech bros,
15:26maybe a tax on protein shakes.
15:284am cold plungers and the Wim Hof method.
15:30Uh, yeah?
15:32James a soggy biscuit?
15:34If you really...
15:36If you really want to target the super rich,
15:38you tax anyone who is worried about the release of the Epstein file.
15:50So our poll tonight is this.
15:52What could we tax that only the super rich would feel?
15:54Messages via WhatsApp or on socials,
15:56use the hashtag tax the super rich.
15:58And look, on top of everything else,
15:59Hannah said,
16:00is it okay that there is a tax on milkshakes?
16:02Well, no, but the thing is, though,
16:03they've just brought out 450,000 children out of poverty.
16:07Yeah.
16:08And if you're into Nesquik,
16:09they're going straight back into it.
16:10LAUGHTER
16:12Yeah, we've had an absolute touch.
16:14My kids into your zoo were fucked.
16:16LAUGHTER
16:17So between smorgasbords, milkshakes and pick-and-mixers,
16:20there was a lot of food being used to describe the budget this week,
16:23so we're going to use a lot of food to demonstrate the budget.
16:26All right.
16:27Are you ready for this?
16:28Yeah, I think so.
16:29OK.
16:30So the budget began with a tax on pre-packaged lattes.
16:32So I'm just going to tip that in there right now.
16:34And included a freeze on income tax thresholds,
16:38hence the ice cream.
16:39Yeah, I'm all right.
16:40Am I giving you the right job there?
16:41No, it's all right.
16:42Don't worry.
16:43It just goes on Channel 4 Plus 1.
16:44OK.
16:45Do you want a couple of scoops, boy?
16:46Yeah, it's Keir Starmer's favourite flavour, vanilla.
16:49There you go.
16:50There's also a mansion tax,
16:52which is why I'm going to put some of this gingerbread house in as well.
16:55And an increased duty on alcohol.
16:57Oh, there you go.
16:58There you go.
16:59I'll do the honesty.
17:00There we go.
17:01Get that in there.
17:02OK.
17:03The big announcement, though,
17:04was the scrapping of the two-child benefit cap.
17:06That's why those eggs are going in as well.
17:08Watch your fingers for that blender, eh?
17:10Yep.
17:11LAUGHTER
17:15A lot of peas still had problems with it,
17:16so it kind of was a bit of a pick and mix.
17:18And all in all,
17:19some commentators were right
17:20when they described the budget as a smorgasbord.
17:23Mustard?
17:25Yep.
17:26And the salmon.
17:27Oh, my...
17:29Wow.
17:30But it also contained a whole bunch of leeks.
17:33So...
17:34Oh, my God, no.
17:35Mix all that up.
17:38LAUGHTER
17:40Serve it all up to Parliament
17:43and find out which one of us is going to have to drink it.
17:47LAUGHTER
17:48Oh, go on.
17:49Short straw.
17:50Oh!
17:51Yes!
17:52Yes!
17:57There you go.
17:58Hang on.
17:59There's a bucket down there, right?
18:01Do you want a sweet, Brookha?
18:02Yeah, I'll take one on.
18:03Cheers, mate.
18:04You all right?
18:05How are you getting on?
18:06LAUGHTER
18:08Do you want me to...?
18:09Do you want me to...?
18:10You're doing the next bit?
18:11Yeah, OK, then.
18:12All right, let's welcome tonight's guests,
18:13two Strictly winners
18:14and one comedy legend.
18:15Oh, my God.
18:16Please welcome,
18:17Rose Haley Ellis,
18:18Chris McCawson
18:19and Adam Buxton!
18:20APPLAUSE
18:33Good, mate, nice up.
18:34Oh, that was important, wasn't it?
18:37Oh, gosh, it's the second time this week
18:39you've made a bad smell in front of disabled people.
18:41LAUGHTER
18:42Ah, right, welcome, everyone.
18:44Who would like to start with their thoughts on the budget?
18:47Rose?
18:48OK, hello.
18:49Yeah, I was thinking it's just so frustrating and annoying
18:54and everyone...
18:56The government always say,
18:57well, we have to go through a tough time,
18:58but it always seems to be disabled people
19:00going through a tough time.
19:01Yeah.
19:02But is it a tale at all as Tony Blair?
19:05Sorry?
19:06A tale at all as Tony Blair?
19:08LAUGHTER
19:09Adam, thoughts?
19:11Um, I mean, I am known at home by my wife
19:15as the fiscal creep.
19:17LAUGHTER
19:19So it all seems quite familiar to me.
19:21I'm happy that train fares aren't going up for the time being.
19:25Yeah.
19:27Uh, I think good tax those gamblers.
19:30Mm-hm.
19:31Uh, I approve of all that.
19:34And, uh, I guess I like the freezing of the threshold
19:38because it puts off a problem for a while.
19:41LAUGHTER
19:42And I like to...
19:43I like to deal with things sometime in the nebulous future.
19:47Can I just ask, before we go any further,
19:49can you all scooch up,
19:50because Rose doesn't have a back to where she's sitting on the chair?
19:52I know.
19:53I nearly fell backwards.
19:54Which way, this way?
19:55That's it, perfect.
19:56Yeah, thank you.
19:57No, sorry, to the left, Chris.
19:58LAUGHTER
20:02Let's see.
20:03This is the problem we have more than one disabled person on.
20:06LAUGHTER
20:07LAUGHTER
20:08So, you can't see Rose's signer, Rose can't hear,
20:11so she's got a signer.
20:12LAUGHTER
20:13Yeah.
20:14How are you feeling, Adam?
20:15A little bit outnumbered?
20:16Uh, she's deaf, he's blind, I'm stupid.
20:18LAUGHTER
20:19Well, at least we're not a fiscal creep.
20:22LAUGHTER
20:23Uh, Chris, what are your thoughts on the budget?
20:25It's a tough gig, innit?
20:26Mm-hm.
20:27You're watching her doing that, and honestly, like, it's...
20:30Like, I've done New Year's Eve gigs in Nottingham
20:33that were, like, that were easier than that.
20:35LAUGHTER
20:38It's...
20:39Do you know what?
20:40They're all the same.
20:41All of them, it doesn't matter whether it's Labour or Tory,
20:43it's...
20:44It's all about hiding the tax.
20:46It's about spreading it out...
20:47Mm-hm.
20:48..so that you don't realise how much you're being taxed.
20:50Yeah.
20:51You know?
20:52It's little bits here, little bits there.
20:54I mean, the bloody house thing now is just a hidden inheritance
20:58tax, isn't it?
20:59Cos the...
21:00Oh, you can defer it, which means we can have more of your house
21:02when you die.
21:03It's...
21:04It's mad that you can give money to dogs for free,
21:07but you can't give money to your own kids.
21:09LAUGHTER
21:10What products do you think should be taxed to, er...
21:12Two people like that!
21:13LAUGHTER
21:14Yeah!
21:15Two people!
21:16APPLAUSE
21:17We thought the blind man would like dogs, come on!
21:28LAUGHTER
21:34What products do you think should be taxed to affect the super rich?
21:38Go on.
21:39Paddle.
21:40Paddle!
21:41Ooh!
21:42Ooh!
21:43Ooh, spicy!
21:44But there's only rich...
21:45A lot of rich people play paddle, and it's so expensive to book a courtly day.
21:49It is, you're right.
21:50Yeah!
21:51Is that Asia Creek for one hour?
21:52Yeah!
21:53It'd be nice if people played it and didn't post about it on social media,
21:56wouldn't it?
21:57LAUGHTER
21:58Yeah!
21:59I don't...
22:00Obviously, I can't play it, but I assume you just get extra points
22:02for putting it on Instagram.
22:03LAUGHTER
22:04It wasn't for politicians, though, would it?
22:05Because they're usually up Sheet Creek without one.
22:07LAUGHTER
22:08Please!
22:13In more political news, Simon says...
22:14Oh, Simon says...
22:15Is it OK for Starmer to lead children into the 6-7 dance
22:19while visiting a school?
22:20Yeah, so this week, the Prime Minister inadvertently led a whole
22:23bunch of school kids in a brain-rot trend.
22:26Here is the butt-clenchingly awkward footage he posted.
22:31We're looking at page 6-7!
22:336-7!
22:346-7!
22:35Yeah.
22:366-7!
22:37Everybody...
22:386-7!
22:39Are you doing page 6-7?
22:41We're not over that yet.
22:42We're not over that.
22:43It's still very much a thing.
22:46That's a bit wild.
22:47Except for that lovely 6-7.
22:49You know children get into trouble today in Matthew Mass School.
22:52Oh, do they?
22:53LAUGHTER
22:55Right, well...
22:56They're lovely children in the year, too.
22:57Yeah, there they are.
22:58Sorry about that.
22:59No, no, it's absolutely fine.
23:01Uh-huh.
23:02It's fine.
23:03I didn't start it, miss.
23:04LAUGHTER
23:05They were OK with a 6-7.
23:07It was him writing Nigel is a wanker on the desk,
23:09they didn't know.
23:10LAUGHTER
23:12Thank God it was Keir Starmer.
23:13If that had been Boris Johnson,
23:146-7 would have been the number of kids he thinks he has.
23:17LAUGHTER
23:19Are you aware of the 6-7 trend?
23:21Do you...?
23:22Nah.
23:23No-one over...
23:24Chris?
23:25He told me about it.
23:26I asked him about it the other day.
23:27He's 21 years old.
23:29LAUGHTER
23:30He rolled his eyes at me and he looked very sad and he said...
23:35I was like, when do you do it?
23:36What does it mean?
23:37And he said, oh, God.
23:39You just say it, like, to wind people up.
23:43Like, if an adult asks you a question, you just say 6-7
23:47and it can work for anything that you're asked at all.
23:51And the more you talk about it,
23:52the more they think you look like an idiot.
23:54Yes.
23:55But I've got to say, I think Keir Starmer
23:56actually looked all right from that clip.
23:57Yeah.
23:58And, in fact, I think he needs to get involved
23:59in some more online trends.
24:01For example, there's a trend in which you ask someone
24:02to recite an innocent list and then you pretend
24:04it's a list of things they've put up their bum.
24:06This is unfair.
24:07This was unfair.
24:08We did one for the show last week.
24:09This was unfair.
24:10We asked Josh what's in his bag
24:12and then we made it look like he was talking about...
24:15OK, this is what it looked like.
24:16Things that Josh and I have stuck up our bums.
24:19Me, nothing, but Josh...
24:21A book about the 90s.
24:23An inhaler.
24:24Some pills, i.e. for headaches,
24:28rather than getting off my face.
24:30An apple charger.
24:33Because I just think the other ones,
24:35they don't charge fast enough.
24:36Let's be honest.
24:37Paying the money is worth it.
24:40And...
24:41I've got a Pritt stick in there,
24:45but I don't know how it got in there.
24:47LAUGHTER
24:52Bullying!
24:53It's bullying!
24:54So, with apologies to the Prime Minister,
24:56we are doing this purely to make you look better on social media.
25:00This is for Keir Starmer.
25:02Things that I've put up my bum.
25:05Me?
25:06Nothing.
25:07Keir Starmer?
25:08Bills.
25:09Season tickets at Arsenal.
25:10The whip.
25:11Each and every Tory leaflet.
25:13Hand sanitiser.
25:14Carpet, somehow.
25:15A guitar that was lent by my good friend John.
25:18Fish.
25:19An olive branch.
25:20Bendy bananas.
25:21And...
25:22You know...
25:23Taking out a chainsaw isn't quite my style.
25:27Happy with that?
25:29APPLAUSE
25:31We'll have more last week for you after the break.
25:36We'll look at the future of AIIs.
25:38Plus, we want to know,
25:39what should we tax that would only affect the super rich?
25:41Message us via WhatsApp or on socials
25:43using the hashtag tax the super rich.
25:45We'll see you in a little bit.
25:46APPLAUSE
26:02Welcome back to Last Leg.
26:03We're joined by Rose Ayling-Ellis, Chris McCausland and Adam Buxton.
26:06Chris has got an autobiography out.
26:09It's called Keep Laughing.
26:10I'm holding it up to the camera now, Chris, just letting you know.
26:13What was it like writing your autobiography?
26:16Do you know what?
26:17It was...
26:18It was actually easier than I thought it was going to be.
26:21It was aided by the fact that Penguin put it on sale
26:24and told me it was going to be out in seven months' time.
26:28And so I got cracking with it.
26:30But, like, I think doing Strictly, it was...
26:33It opened me up in a way that, like,
26:35I think if I'd have written a year ago,
26:37I just would have wrote all the funny stuff, you know?
26:39Yeah.
26:40But I was able...
26:41When I was on the telly in front of 10 million people,
26:43you'd feel a lot more open about your emotions.
26:45LAUGHTER
26:46And so I wrote all the funny stuff,
26:47but then there was a little bit more depth to it
26:50than there would have otherwise been, you know?
26:52And a little bit more letting people in that I wouldn't have done,
26:54cos I'm a scouser who digs a hole and buries his shit in the hole
26:57and builds a car park on top of it usually, you know?
27:00LAUGHTER
27:01So it starts right back at your birth.
27:02Was it nostalgic?
27:03Yeah, I mean, like, when you're writing an autobiography,
27:06who starts as a baby?
27:07What's the point?
27:08You can't remember it, can you?
27:09LAUGHTER
27:10But because I lost me sight from birth over 25 years,
27:13what I didn't want to do was be going all the way through the book
27:16and now this is what was happening with the deterioration of me sight.
27:19So I thought, I'll nail it all at the beginning
27:21and get it out of the way in a funny way at the beginning,
27:23and then I can tell all the funny stories that happen
27:26about losing your sight and growing up and, you know,
27:29playing in the streets in Liverpool and losing your sight over 25 years
27:32without having to get bogged down in it, you know?
27:35Yeah.
27:36It was good.
27:37I loved writing it, really.
27:38And all of the nostalgic stuff about being a kid
27:40and, you know, the mayhem you get up to on the streets
27:43before we all had computers and, you know, the games we used to play.
27:46We used to put each other in a bin so that one of us got the mange
27:49bin juice on them.
27:50LAUGHTER
27:51And then they'd have to chase you around the streets
27:53until they could rub their bin juice on somebody else.
27:56LAUGHTER
27:57And then there'd be two of them and then they'd...
27:59You'd have to carry on until there was only one kid
28:01who didn't have the bin juice on him.
28:03And, um...
28:04Oh, the laughter we had.
28:05LAUGHTER
28:08Well, here's a question for you.
28:10Did you record an audiobook version of it?
28:12So, I did.
28:13I did the audiobook.
28:15It's mad.
28:16How does a blind guy read a book out loud?
28:18LAUGHTER
28:19I'll tell you, there's quite a lot of people in Penguin
28:21who are going to be having considerable therapy for quite some time.
28:24LAUGHTER
28:25I did...
28:26I do it where I listen to my own text in one ear
28:29and it was 122,000 words of this book
28:32and I'm listening to it while I'm performing it, you know.
28:35Oh, wow.
28:36And, um...
28:37We'd start at, like, ten in the morning
28:39and we booked in ten till five
28:41but every day we'd get to half past three
28:43and my brain would be like porridge
28:45and we were like, yeah, should we just call it quits
28:47and then start again tomorrow?
28:48But it sounds great and you wouldn't know that that's...
28:51That's the thing with disability sometimes is
28:53you have to take different routes to get somewhere
28:55and it can take twice as much work
28:57but if the product at the end is good,
29:00then it's worth all the effort, innit?
29:02Yeah.
29:03And, as you say, it's out now and, um...
29:05It's Black Friday.
29:06It's on Amazon on a discount, innit?
29:08LAUGHTER
29:09It's quite fat, innit?
29:10Adam, it wraps up well, you know?
29:11Whenever there's a day to buy a book,
29:13buy a blind guy, it's Black Friday.
29:15LAUGHTER
29:18And, look, you've just had a new show go to air on the BBC...
29:21Yeah.
29:22..in which you demonstrated...
29:23I find this fascinating.
29:24You demonstrated how AI helps you get dressed.
29:26Well, I mean...
29:28LAUGHTER
29:29It makes it sound like I've got a robot going,
29:31come on, one legging!
29:32LAUGHTER
29:34I have, he's called Josh!
29:36LAUGHTER
29:38Are you on your phone, Josh?
29:40No, no, I was getting my phone out
29:41cos we were doing this AI thing.
29:42Oh, OK, yes, good point, good point, good point.
29:43LAUGHTER
29:44Sorry.
29:45So, yeah, explain how this works, Chris.
29:47So, like, a lot of people use AI for, like, you know, creating images.
29:51That's what you hear of being used for a lot, making videos and stuff.
29:54I use it the other way round.
29:55I use it for interpreting images and videos.
29:57And you can switch it on on the phone and ask it things,
30:00like, you've got a person with you, and ask it, like,
30:03does this, is this shirt clean?
30:05Does this need iron?
30:06So...
30:07What T-shirt's this, you know?
30:08I've got it here.
30:09So, I've got AI on my phone, so I can...
30:11Yeah.
30:12I'm looking at Brooker.
30:13Yeah, here you go.
30:14AI, can you help me with something?
30:18Yeah, absolutely.
30:19I'm here to help.
30:20If you want me to take a look at what someone's wearing,
30:22or just let you know something what's OK, just point it out.
30:25What does this guy look like, who I'm looking at?
30:30Yeah, sure.
30:31So, the guy you're looking at has kind of a neat beard
30:33and a short haircut, and he's wearing a casual jacket over a T-shirt.
30:37He looks pretty relaxed, just kind of sitting there.
30:40So, overall, kind of a casual and friendly look.
30:43And what...
30:44What do you make of his hands?
30:48Yeah, so, I do notice that he's got a prosthetic arm
30:51or kind of a unique limb situation going on there.
30:54A unique limb situation?
31:00A what situation?
31:02A unique limb situation.
31:04I'll tell you what.
31:06Thank you, AI, you are one of the nicest people on Earth.
31:09Well...
31:10I mean, I've never wanted to start a band,
31:12but unique limb situation.
31:19We'll be going on tour next year.
31:21If nothing else, mate, you've just had your autobiography name for you.
31:24I can't believe they programmed AI with awkwardness.
31:29LAUGHTER
31:32All right, let's cover some disability sport now.
31:34Yvonne said,
31:35Is it OK that deaf athletes have to self-fund?
31:37Yeah, so, the Deaflympics wrapped up in Tokyo this week,
31:39and for a whole bunch of reasons, very few people heard about it.
31:41Japan won 51 medals.
31:43There you go.
31:44There it is.
31:45There it is.
31:46Japan won 51 medals.
31:47GB took home five gold, three silver and four bronze.
31:50And let's congratulate GB with a deaf round of applause,
31:53which has hands in the air, waggle your fingers.
31:55This is a unique limb situation.
31:57LAUGHTER
31:59I always worry when I do this that deaf people think I'm doing it sarcastically.
32:03LAUGHTER
32:05Why do deaf people do this?
32:09Because, like, it's visual, but so is that.
32:11That's visual.
32:12I don't know why I asked that question.
32:14You can still see people clapping their hands.
32:16I know.
32:17Oh, yeah, good point.
32:18Sorry, it's going to be awkward.
32:19Don't ask me!
32:20LAUGHTER
32:22I think we should have more disabled people turning on each other on here.
32:25LAUGHTER
32:27What's the deal with fucking Australians with one leg as well?
32:29That's my...
32:31For some reason, the Deaf Olympics don't get anywhere near the attention
32:33that the Paralympics do, which is weird,
32:35because they started 24 years
32:36before the first Paralympic Games at Stoke Mandeville.
32:39So why aren't they part of the Paralympics?
32:40Well, according to the International Deaf Sports Committee,
32:43many deaf people don't consider themselves disabled
32:45and some consider themselves to be part of a cultural
32:48and linguistic minority.
32:50Now, I don't know if that's why,
32:52but, Rose, you sent a message to the Deaf Olympics GB team.
32:55Were you disappointed they weren't covered on TV?
32:58Yeah, because, um...
33:00I feel like at least it could be somewhere,
33:02at eight in the morning, at least something,
33:04but there's nothing out there.
33:05Yeah.
33:06So I am a bit disappointed,
33:07but I know some people could say,
33:09well, there isn't enough people watching it,
33:11but they all said the same thing about Paralympics,
33:14and then look what the Paralympics done.
33:16Yeah, exactly, exactly.
33:17And the thing is, it's sad to miss out,
33:19because of those medals, seven of them were won by a girl
33:23who was 15 years old who swam.
33:25Wow!
33:26And she won three of a gold medal,
33:28and that would be such a sad opportunity to miss out.
33:30And I'm sure everyone would love to watch stories like that.
33:34Absolutely!
33:35And, look, you know,
33:36we're going to have more last league for you after the break,
33:37but since we often celebrate the end of the Paralympics
33:39with a montage of some of the best moments of the Games,
33:42tonight we thought we'd do the same for the Deaf Olympics.
33:44So, here it is.
33:45We'll see you in a little bit.
33:46APPLAUSE
34:14Welcome back to The Last Leg.
34:37We're joined by Rose Ailing Ellis, Chris McCausland and Adam Buxton.
34:40The drink I had earlier has hit my stomach
34:42and it's not happy about it at all.
34:44Let's move on, though.
34:45Adam, you've got an album out.
34:46I do.
34:47I have it right here.
34:48Tell us about it.
34:49It's called Buckle Up.
34:51I mean, it seems amazing and wrong that I have produced an album
34:56when there are so many talented musicians out in the world
35:00without record contracts, but I have a podcast
35:02and I do jingles in the podcasts that I make myself.
35:06Yeah.
35:07And there was someone at Decca Records who was a fan
35:09and she was like,
35:10you should do an album.
35:12You do great jingles.
35:13That's how they're making albums these days.
35:16LAUGHTER
35:17They find people who can do jingles and they say,
35:19oh, yeah, just do an album, it's the same.
35:21And it took me...
35:22I think they thought I would just do it in, like, three months,
35:25they could have it out for Christmas.
35:27It took me five years.
35:28LAUGHTER
35:29So one thing, Justin Hawkins from the darkness,
35:32start with an IKEA advert as well.
35:33There you go.
35:34You never know, mate.
35:35You could be playing Glastonbury next.
35:37Oh, yeah.
35:38All musical geniuses start with jingles, I think.
35:41And I worked with a guy called Joe Mount,
35:44who is the front man of the band Metronomy.
35:46Yep.
35:47And he produced the record and encouraged me to turn my,
35:51I'm going to say, half-formed song ideas into actual,
35:55well, sort of adjacent, music-adjacent songs.
35:58Did you have feedback along the way?
36:00Yes.
36:01I mean, one of the first things I did was write a song
36:04called Pizza Time about my teenage son,
36:08the phase that he was going through,
36:10which was basically just eating pizza and wearing, like,
36:14a bathrobe and acting like the dude in the Big Lebowski.
36:17Oh, awesome.
36:18And I wrote it, and it was one of the first songs
36:21I'd written on a guitar.
36:23And I thought, oh, this is cool.
36:24I think I've written kind of an important,
36:26brilliant song here.
36:27It was late at night, and I'd had some wine.
36:30And I had met Johnny Greenwood of Radiohead at a gig
36:37a few months before.
36:38I told him I was doing a record, and he's like,
36:40you should send me some stuff.
36:42I'll give you some feedback any time.
36:44I think he was being polite, but I took him at his word.
36:47And I sent him my demo of Pizza Time.
36:51Didn't hear back immediately.
36:54And, in fact, it was two weeks before I got a reply.
36:57And then it was, I don't know, it was...
36:59See what you think?
37:00This is some of the stuff he said.
37:01I think you're double-tracking the main vocal.
37:04I sang it twice to try and beef up my very weak vocals.
37:07I'm not sure that helps, he says.
37:09Feels like you're trying to hide one voice behind the other same voice.
37:14There's no need.
37:17And then he says, lyrically, it feels a bit like you're in the uncanny valley
37:21between funny and sincere.
37:23I'm not sure anyone's ever made that work.
37:25I hope this is more motivational than not.
37:31You did ask.
37:33You're performing a song called Shorts at the end of the show.
37:44What was the inspiration for that?
37:45Yes.
37:46Well, as you can see, I like shorts, even in the depths of winter.
37:50I was invited to the Riyadh...
37:52You've got shorts on?
37:53I've got shorts, yeah.
37:54Why don't you just find this out?
37:56Short shorts and...
37:59How short?
38:01Feel that knee. Check out the knee.
38:03You're on the telling.
38:04Yeah.
38:09You've got the full knee.
38:11I was going to go and do the Riyadh Comedy Festival
38:13and I was willing to overlook the human rights abuses.
38:16But when I found out you can't show your knees,
38:19that's where I draw the line.
38:22I'm not going out to that sick festival.
38:25You're going to sing shorts at the end of the show.
38:27But right now we're going to bring on this week's mystery guest.
38:29So Chris, Rose and Adam have to work out
38:31how this person is connected to the news.
38:33Can we have this week's mystery guest, please?
38:38Mysterious guest.
38:40I want to get close to you.
38:44Welcome.
38:45Josh, Alex, who is the mystery guest?
38:47Hey, this is Malcolm.
38:48Malcolm has been in the news this week.
38:50But why?
38:51Can we have the dramatic lighting change, please?
38:55Is it because A.
38:57His car fell in a sinkhole in the road and he couldn't get it out
39:00as the council put a fence around it for health and safety?
39:03B.
39:04His car is stuck until January as he parked it in town overnight
39:07and a full Christmas market was built around it.
39:11Or C.
39:12His car is stuck in a car park as his dog ate the key a week ago
39:15and he's still waiting for it to shit it out.
39:18Uh, now, um, Chris, I mean, visuals help this.
39:23Oh, yeah, sorry.
39:24So, Chris, he's not wearing shorts and he has a standard limb situation.
39:29Oh, dear, I knew it was going to come.
39:41We will reveal the mystery guest after the break.
39:44Uh, Adam Buxton's going to close the show with a song about shorts.
39:47Uh, we'll see you in a little bit.
39:49APPLAUSE
40:04Welcome back to Last Leg.
40:05We're joined by Rose Ayling-Ellis, Chris McCausland and Adam Buxton.
40:08Logan, messages to say, uh, reminded us to wish a happy 100th birthday
40:11to Dick Van Dyke today.
40:13Aw, happy birthday.
40:15Uh, before the break, we challenged our guest to work out
40:18how this person was connected to the news.
40:20Can we have the options again, please?
40:22Yes, this is Malcolm.
40:24Was he in the news because his car fell in the sinkhole
40:27in the road and he couldn't get it out
40:29so council had put a fence around it for safety?
40:32Was it because his car was stuck until January
40:34as he parked it in town overnight
40:35and the full Christmas market was built around it?
40:37Or is it because his car was stuck in the car park
40:39as his dog ate the key a week ago
40:41and he's still waiting for it to shit it out?
40:43Um, what do you think?
40:46Rose?
40:47I was thinking maybe the dog ate the key.
40:49Nick?
40:50Yeah?
40:51Rose?
40:52That's insane, isn't it?
40:53I don't think the key that dog ate would make the news.
40:55And I think if it falls in a sinkhole,
40:57you've got bigger problems than a fence.
40:59How did you get into the hole in the first place when the fence
41:04had already been built around it?
41:06It's a sinkhole.
41:07Oh.
41:08Oh, yeah.
41:09No, no, um, uh, if that was the right answer, which is not...
41:14No!
41:15They built...
41:16They put the fence around after the car had gone in the hole.
41:20They built it after.
41:21OK.
41:22And did the...
41:23The dogs take...
41:24How long did they take to poo?
41:25They can't take one week to poo.
41:27They poo every day.
41:28Depends what they've been eating.
41:29Yeah.
41:30You have steak, you never know.
41:31Yeah.
41:32Also depends what kind of key.
41:33Yeah.
41:34And you should have...
41:35Only takes me three days to pass a car key.
41:37All right.
41:38So what do you think the answer is?
41:40Which one?
41:41I would pick the Christmas market.
41:42The Christmas market?
41:43Chris?
41:44Oh, the Christmas market.
41:45Yeah.
41:46Adam?
41:47I'm sticking with the key.
41:48I like the...
41:49I like the idea of the dog going...
41:50OK.
41:51So, Malcolm...
41:52Was it a Rover?
41:55Oh!
41:56Oh, shut up!
41:58Malcolm, what's...
42:00What's the answer?
42:02My name's Malcolm and my car fell in a mine shaft.
42:05Oh!
42:06Oh!
42:07That was none of the options!
42:09The sinkhole!
42:10The sinkhole!
42:11The sinkhole!
42:12That was not mentioned of a mine shaft!
42:13The sinkhole!
42:14The sinkhole!
42:15The sinkhole!
42:16No, it's not...
42:17We haven't full-saportised it to you.
42:18It's a sinkhole, mate.
42:19We have a photo of the car in the sinkhole.
42:20Yeah, this is it.
42:22Oh!
42:23Yeah.
42:24So...
42:25Mine shaft slash sinkhole.
42:26And there is also one with the fence to prove it.
42:28That's the fence.
42:29Oh!
42:30I mean, I thought they were out of order,
42:31giving it a parking ticket, but it's...
42:33So, is there any chance that a Christmas market
42:35was erected around the sinkhole?
42:37So, what happened?
42:39Like, when you got up and you...
42:41So, did you just get up one day,
42:42see your car's in the hole?
42:44Like, what's the first thing you think?
42:46Because I'd think someone's...
42:47That's a prank, but...
42:48I didn't really know what to think.
42:50I just walked out, saw it in a hole,
42:51and had to wait for the police to turn up
42:53and close the area off.
42:54Make sure everything's safe.
42:56So, is the car...
42:57Did you get the...
42:58Like, did they get the car out?
43:00Like, how...
43:01So, the council wouldn't let me get the car out,
43:03but the recovery company weren't told that
43:06by my insurance company,
43:07and he let himself in and took it out anyway.
43:09LAUGHTER
43:13Malcolm, thank you so much for coming on the show.
43:15A round of applause for Malcolm!
43:17Thank you, Malcolm!
43:21Ah! Soon done for that one.
43:23All right.
43:24We asked you what we should tax to affect the super rich.
43:27Someone from Canada said flat whites with oat milk.
43:30Other suggestions included underfloor heating,
43:34sleeveless gilets,
43:36buying the Telegraph, not the paper,
43:38the entire country.
43:41Let's see.
43:42Salmon pink trousers.
43:43We said that one.
43:44Sleeveless gilets.
43:45We should tax the posh instead of the rich.
43:47LAUGHTER
43:48Anyone that still says Mummy and Daddy
43:50after they're 18 years old.
43:52The problem with the sleeveless gilets is
43:54they still look long on me.
43:56LAUGHTER
43:57All right.
43:58Adam Buxton is about to close the show
43:59with a song about shorts,
44:00but before he does that,
44:01would you please thank our guests,
44:02Rose Ayling-Ellis and her interpreter Tony!
44:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:06Chris McCausland
44:09And Adam Buxton
44:11And my co-host Josh Whittacombe
44:15and Alex Brooker.
44:16We'll be back next week with actor Guz Khan
44:20and comedian Amy Gledhill.
44:22Right now, though, this is Adam Buxton
44:24with his song Shorts.
44:26Thanks for watching The Last League.
44:27My name's Adam Hills.
44:28See you next week for The Next League.
44:29APPLAUSE
44:31Oh, I'm wearing shorts.
44:36I wear them when the weather's warmer
44:41or for sports.
44:44I like to feel the breeze
44:47on my shins and knees.
44:50Shorts. Shorts. Shorts. Shorts. Shorts.
44:55Not everybody likes my shorts.
44:58Not everybody wants to see my middle-aged man legs.
45:04Shorts.
45:06You're not a schoolboy now.
45:08It's time you got yourself a pedal on trousers.
45:13A pair of man pants.
45:16But I'm wearing shorts.
45:19Like summer holidaying people.
45:23In resorts.
45:25And I'll wear shorts whatever the season.
45:29I just like shorts.
45:31I don't need a reason.
45:32Shorts. Shorts. Shorts. Shorts. Shorts.
45:37A baby boy.
45:39Teen boy.
45:42Grown man boy.
45:45Oh boy.
45:47Short boy. Short boy.
45:49I wear my shorts to the meeting.
45:51I wear my shorts on a date.
45:54I wear my shorts to the wedding.
45:57I believe my shorts look great.
46:00Cargo. Shorts. Shorts. Hiking. Shorts.
46:02Cut off. Shorts. Shorts.
46:04Biking shorts. Bermuda. Shorts.
46:06Boyfriend. Shorts.
46:08Combat. Jungle shorts.
46:11I'm wearing shorts.
46:14Oh, because they feel so nice.
46:19Shorts.
46:21But they don't want them in the snooty arms.
46:24Law courts. Fancy restaurants.
46:28Shorts.
46:30Here's my dream.
46:32My dream.
46:33Oh, I love your shorts.
46:47Look at the freedom around your groin.
46:49You and me.
46:50You and me.
46:51Living free.
46:52Being who we want to be.
46:54Wearing shorts eternally.
46:55Legs, no legs, whatever your state.
46:56Life's too long to wait to wear your shorts.
46:57Shorts.
46:58Shorts.
46:59Shorts.
47:00Shorts.
47:01Shorts.
47:02Shorts.
47:03Shorts.
47:36Sure.
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