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Reparto: Fernando Esteso, Juanito Navarro, Adriana Ozores, Mari Carmen Prendes, Nadine Rochex, Beatriz Escudero, Francisco Camoiras, Florinda Chico, Antonio Ozores, José Sazatornil, María Luisa Armenteros, Carmen Casal, Luis Lorenzo
Dirección: Mariano Ozores
Sinopsis: En un pueblo de Levante Español, vive Justo, el cura. Es muy querido por todos los vecinos por su forma de ayudar a los demás. Agapito, el alcalde comunista, tiene una hija, que al quedar embarazada de su novio, el hijo de Santiago, el médico del pueblo, que es de Alianza Popular y pensando que su padre puede matarle, dice que el hijo que espera es del cura. Justo se ve mezclado en todo este follón, que Matilde, la chica embarazada, le cuenta en confesión, atándole de pies y manos para defenderse. Justo, acosado por Agapito, el Obispo y todo el pueblo, decide colgar los hábitos, pero en el último momento y ayudado por chicas del pueblo consigue que la verdad salga a relucir.
Dirección: Mariano Ozores
Sinopsis: En un pueblo de Levante Español, vive Justo, el cura. Es muy querido por todos los vecinos por su forma de ayudar a los demás. Agapito, el alcalde comunista, tiene una hija, que al quedar embarazada de su novio, el hijo de Santiago, el médico del pueblo, que es de Alianza Popular y pensando que su padre puede matarle, dice que el hijo que espera es del cura. Justo se ve mezclado en todo este follón, que Matilde, la chica embarazada, le cuenta en confesión, atándole de pies y manos para defenderse. Justo, acosado por Agapito, el Obispo y todo el pueblo, decide colgar los hábitos, pero en el último momento y ayudado por chicas del pueblo consigue que la verdad salga a relucir.
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00:02:17The Lord be with you.
00:02:19And with your Spirit.
00:02:21The blessing of Almighty God,
00:02:23Father, Son, and Holy Spirit,
00:02:25descend upon you.
00:02:27You may go in peace.
00:02:29Let us give thanks.
00:02:40But, dude, you're crazy.
00:02:41Imagine giving me Coca-Cola instead of the celebratory wine.
00:02:44No, father, you are the one with a stomach ache and the doctor has forbidden you wine.
00:02:47But how am I supposed to celebrate Mass with Coca-Cola?
00:02:49Have you ever seen a priest raise the chalice and say, "This is my Coca-Cola chalice"?
00:02:52If nobody notices.
00:02:53The man realizes.
00:02:54Me too.
00:02:55And thank goodness I saw it in time.
00:02:56Well, I'm sure God doesn't want his priests to have stomach ulcers.
00:03:00Hush, hush, you who know what God wants.
00:03:02Good morning.
00:03:02With your permission, Father.
00:03:04We wanted to speak with you alone.
00:03:05Right now.
00:03:07Manolin, go on, leave us alone.
00:03:08Yes, Father, here's the collection.
00:03:10160 pesetas, what do I do with them?
00:03:11Take them to the bank and put them in a fixed-term deposit.
00:03:13What are you going to do with 160 pesetas?
00:03:14Leave them there.
00:03:16We need to buy a needle for the pickaxe in the parish house.
00:03:19You'll take care of it, as always.
00:03:21I know I'm not very handy, but you don't have to keep reminding me of that.
00:03:24Little hands, big hands.
00:03:27Well, I see you haven't come to receive communion today either.
00:03:30I haven't dared, Father.
00:03:32Me neither.
00:03:33But you both confessed yesterday.
00:03:34Yesterday afternoon.
00:03:35Ah, I see.
00:03:37And at night?
00:03:39After dinner.
00:03:40But daughters, you're beyond help.
00:03:42You sin, you repent, you confess, you sin again.
00:03:45And after dinner, what can upset your digestion?
00:03:48You are right, Father.
00:03:49We are sinners, but remember Mary Magdalene.
00:03:52Don't compare, Florinda, don't compare.
00:03:55Magdalene was a sinner.
00:03:56And you are repeating rifles.
00:03:58So what do we do?
00:04:00Hold back, daughters, hold back.
00:04:02Repentance is not enough.
00:04:03We must resolve to change.
00:04:05Yes, I do it, but I lack willpower and I stumble again.
00:04:08And if one doesn't sin, what does one eat?
00:04:10Well, look for another type of business.
00:04:12With your appearance, you can work in thousands of places.
00:04:17Of course, with the way you all look, I can't think of anything right now, but...
00:04:22What we need is a good, understanding man who will lead us away from sin.
00:04:25Ah, I know where you're going with this.
00:04:27Now, let's see if you can find it.
00:04:28I know of one.
00:04:29Yeah?
00:04:30But he doesn't notice us because he can't.
00:04:32Are you married?
00:04:33Yes, with the church.
00:04:35I saw it coming.
00:04:37What's wrong with some of the women in this town?
00:04:39Well, we quickly realize where there's a real man.
00:04:42Well, just imagine I'm a record player.
00:04:44Hey?
00:04:45Okay, goodbye.
00:04:47And tonight I will pray for you.
00:04:49How can I pray for all of us who are head over heels for you?
00:04:52He won't sleep a wink.
00:04:55Oh.
00:05:00Don Justo.
00:05:01What's up, Amalia?
00:05:01She has called her aunt Clara, who is coming tomorrow with the abbess of the convent.
00:05:05Tomorrow?
00:05:06I wasn't expecting it so soon.
00:05:08Poor Aunt Clara.
00:05:09Poor why?
00:05:11She was very much in love with a man who left her at the altar to become a priest.
00:05:15And in view of that, she became a nun.
00:05:17What a drama!
00:05:17Yes, but I think she never completely forgot that love.
00:05:21So, have you spoken to the mayor about this matter?
00:05:24Yes, father.
00:05:24And it's not just because he's my boss, but he's a sweetheart.
00:05:26Amalia, excuse me for a moment.
00:05:29How can someone be the priest's housekeeper and a member of the Communist Party at the same time?
00:05:32What does that have to do with anything?
00:05:33Man, it's a real pain.
00:05:35Do you have a complaint about me?
00:05:36Oh no, no, that's not it, because I do go clean, you know?
00:05:39All the clothes, look, the same jumpsuit, all white.
00:05:42It looks like a Columbus ad.
00:05:43Well, at the party, at the next demonstration, they're going to make me the flag bearer.
00:05:47See?
00:05:49So, what did your particular staff member say?
00:05:51What will one side do?
00:05:52Because placing 40 elderly people in a house near the beach for the month of August,
00:05:57which is what her aunt is here for, is problematic in the current situation.
00:06:01That's what he said.
00:06:02And he'll have remained completely unconcerned.
00:06:04Okay.
00:06:05I'm going to the beach to help Dionisio the Shrimp paint his boat.
00:06:07Let's see when someone helps you paint the church.
00:06:10People have to work, woman.
00:06:14Now, take it.
00:06:14See you later.
00:06:15I don't want to be...
00:06:21Man!
00:06:24Good morning, doctor.
00:06:25Good morning, father.
00:06:26Who are you going to work for today?
00:06:27For Dionysus the Shrimp.
00:06:29Their boat needs to be painted.
00:06:30And your son?
00:06:31Okay, studying.
00:06:33He'll be here this weekend.
00:06:34I hope things go well.
00:06:35Thank you, doctor.
00:06:35Bye bye.
00:06:36Bye bye.
00:06:40Careful!
00:06:45It was unintentional.
00:06:47Well, it was unintentional.
00:06:48Hey, come here, help me.
00:06:50Help me, my chain has come off.
00:06:52In the end.
00:06:53Please, I'm not going to get to the beach like this.
00:06:56God.
00:07:01Shrimp.
00:07:02The priest is going to paint your boat.
00:07:04Ah, right, him.
00:07:05I didn't ask him for it.
00:07:06Clear.
00:07:06But you let your wife ask him.
00:07:08That's something else.
00:07:10You Communist Party members are so comfortable.
00:07:12You members of the Popular Alliance are more comfortable, because you live better.
00:07:15Okay, fine.
00:07:17Is Don Acapito Fernández here?
00:07:19The mayor.
00:07:20No, I don't talk to the mayor.
00:07:22I am speaking as a doctor, with Mr. Fernandez.
00:07:25It is in session.
00:07:27But they're already going down.
00:07:28Well, now you know.
00:07:29Either you democratically accept what I tell you,
00:07:31or I'll kick you out of the party and you'll be shut down like with teak.
00:07:33Pongas, eh.
00:07:33Alright, alright, go do your...
00:07:35Hey, look who's here.
00:07:37One moment.
00:07:39I come here as a doctor.
00:07:41And I need to talk to you.
00:07:42And can't you come to my house?
00:07:44Politically, I have nothing to do with you.
00:07:47Neither do I personally.
00:07:48But professionally I have no choice but to talk to you.
00:07:51What's happening?
00:07:52Have those analyses arrived?
00:07:54Let's talk in private.
00:07:57Okay, come with me.
00:07:58Well, the one from Alianza and the boss together.
00:07:59I bet they'll pull off some crazy consensus on us.
00:08:04Oh, mother!
00:08:06You will go.
00:08:07Why don't we sit down?
00:08:09Are you tired?
00:08:10I don't.
00:08:11I'm saying this for your sake.
00:08:13I'd better catch him sitting down.
00:08:16Hey, I'm a guy.
00:08:18What's wrong with my daughter?
00:08:20Here are the results of the tests I requested.
00:08:22You already know that I don't understand any of that.
00:08:25Is it serious?
00:08:25Clinically serious?
00:08:28No.
00:08:29So, is there a cure?
00:08:31She has it.
00:08:32Ah.
00:08:33In seven months it will be as good as new.
00:08:35Why seven months?
00:08:37Because she's pregnant with twins.
00:08:38Ah, yes.
00:08:39Damn it all!
00:08:41I already told him to sit down.
00:08:44Lie!
00:08:44That's a lie!
00:08:45It's a hoax started by you, you fascist!
00:08:47To discredit the Communist Party!
00:08:50And what does politics have to do with his unmarried daughter having a child?
00:08:54You politicize everything.
00:08:55Oh.
00:08:56Tell me who the father is.
00:08:57Tell me who the father is who killed him.
00:08:59When the father's name is included in the test results, it will be because science has advanced a great deal.
00:09:05But what if that's not possible?
00:09:06It's not possible.
00:09:07My daughter is a baby.
00:09:08She is 18 years old.
00:09:10And what do you know about that?
00:09:11How could I not know?
00:09:12I helped his wife bring her into the world.
00:09:16That's messed up!
00:09:18My daughter doing that to me!
00:09:19And of course, you won't have enough time to go and tell everyone.
00:09:25Are you stupid because you're a communist?
00:09:27Or is he a communist because he's stupid?
00:09:30As?
00:09:30I am a medical professional, not a gossipmonger.
00:09:33Well, let's see if it's true, even though you're a fascist, I'm going to talk to my daughter.
00:09:38Mr. Fernandez, given your daughter's condition, the last thing she needs is a beating.
00:09:43Look, I would accept your advice as a mayor, as a politician, and even as a communist.
00:09:50But as a father, no.
00:09:53Hit the girl, as if I were a savage.
00:09:56The only thing I want from my daughter is her father's name.
00:09:59And that one, that one I'll kill.
00:10:02Look!
00:10:07But what an unfriendly smile you have.
00:10:11Goes!
00:10:19Where is she? Where is she? I'll kill her!
00:10:21What's wrong, Capito? Why are you acting like this?
00:10:23Don't hold me! Let me go!
00:10:25Here it is!
00:10:26Let me go! I'm not going to do anything to her!
00:10:28But you were just saying you were going to kill her.
00:10:30And it might kill her!
00:10:31But what's wrong? What have I done?
00:10:32What have you done?
00:10:33But what has he done?
00:10:34Go on, tell your mother. Tell her!
00:10:37What have you done?
00:10:38Nothing, mother!
00:10:38Nothing, it sings to me!
00:10:39Don't slip away, I'm going to catch you. I'm going to catch you.
00:10:42I've spoken to the doctor.
00:10:44That doctor is crazy. That's a lie!
00:10:47Lie!
00:10:47But, Agapito, what did the doctor tell you?
00:10:50Your daughter is pregnant!
00:10:52How awful! It's impossible!
00:10:54Well, it is!
00:10:55But, daughter, how could you do that?
00:10:58Well, there's only one way.
00:11:02That's true, daughter.
00:11:03So what if it were?
00:11:04As?
00:11:05Aren't we communists?
00:11:06Don't we have the right to free love?
00:11:08Communists yes, but the daughters of communists no.
00:11:12Jesus, Mary, and Joseph...
00:11:13Less sanctimonious nonsense! Less sanctimonious nonsense!
00:11:15And what matters is, you're going to tell me right now who the father is.
00:11:19Why do you want to know?
00:11:20To crush it, destroy it, grind it to a pulp.
00:11:22And then, if there's anything left of him, force him to marry you.
00:11:27That's sanctimonious!
00:11:28Civilly!
00:11:29But he marries you before he dies.
00:11:33And I'm not swearing, because swearing is for old fogies.
00:11:35But I promise.
00:11:37I don't promise that either, because that's Suárez's doing.
00:11:39But I give you my word!
00:11:40Who is the father?
00:11:42I don't feel like telling you!
00:11:43Your fucking father!
00:11:45Hold it, Mom!
00:11:45Hold on to it!
00:11:46Ah, I understand!
00:11:47What are you going to do about having an abortion?
00:11:48Well, tell me that bastard's name.
00:11:50Who is it?
00:11:53Don Justo!
00:11:55I'll be angry, I understand you, Don Justo.
00:11:59Look what nerves do, huh?
00:12:01That's what I said.
00:12:03Don Justo!
00:12:04Mr. Justo?
00:12:04But what about Don Justo?
00:12:05I know no other town than the priest of the gift...
00:12:07I know of no one more righteous than the village priest!
00:12:10That's...
00:12:11Mr. Justo?
00:12:12Yeah.
00:12:13The priest.
00:12:14Yes, the priest.
00:12:16Now that's Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
00:12:20The village priest.
00:12:26She slept with the priest.
00:12:29The daughter of a distinguished member of the Communist Party.
00:12:34What a mess!
00:12:35Yes, he's the priest.
00:12:37One night, rehearsing at the parish house.
00:12:40No details!
00:12:41Damn your image!
00:12:44Sure, with these weird guys with long hair who stick to the walls.
00:12:48What is he going to do?
00:12:49But you can't kill the priest.
00:12:51And why not?
00:12:52Right now!
00:12:54Agapito, who is a priest.
00:12:56He's a jerk!
00:12:57I'll kill him anyway!
00:12:59What a wretch, with that innocent face he has...
00:13:02Holy Innocents!
00:13:06That's what we'll call this boat.
00:13:07Don Justo, the owner is a communist.
00:13:10Oh, what does that have to do with anything!
00:13:11There are good and bad communists.
00:13:13And good and bad old cars.
00:13:15Without going any further, there you have the mayor.
00:13:18What are you saying, that he has a tremendous genius?
00:13:20Well, he's never raised his voice to me.
00:13:22Shameless!
00:13:23Don't move from there or I'll crush you!
00:13:25Murderer, scoundrel!
00:13:27He's badmouthing one of you.
00:13:29Even if my truss falls off with this race, I'm going to crush you.
00:13:32I kill you!
00:13:33Father, I believe he is speaking to you.
00:13:35Me?
00:13:35How crazy!
00:13:37But how can the mayor insult me?
00:13:39I'm here now, man.
00:13:41What's wrong, Mayor?
00:13:43Good morning, God bless us.
00:13:45You scoundrel! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!
00:13:47What's he doing? He's gone crazy!
00:13:49Yes! Out of anger! Leave me alone!
00:13:51But what's wrong with him? What's this all about?
00:13:53He's coming to say that I want them to be hung up.
00:13:55Hang them up for what?
00:13:56Habits!
00:13:57Should he hang up his habits?
00:13:59And why, man of God?
00:14:00Man with a nose!
00:14:02You know very well why, you know very well why.
00:14:04Ah, I see!
00:14:05It is an instruction that you have received.
00:14:07To force priests to leave the church and thus end the clergy at once.
00:14:11Are these orders from Madrid or do they come directly from Moscow?
00:14:13They come from their father!
00:14:15If they even know him!
00:14:16Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
00:14:17Don't worry, he's gone now, okay?
00:14:18He's gone!
00:14:19Take!
00:14:20Ouch! Ouch, what a blow I just got!
00:14:21Oh, oh, oh!
00:14:22That hurt, huh! That hurt!
00:14:24I have to kill him! I have to kill him!
00:14:26I'll kill him! I'll kill him!
00:14:27But man, he's dressed like a meatball!
00:14:30Let's see, but why did he hit him?
00:14:33I think it's because I'm a priest.
00:14:34You?
00:14:35But you've been a priest for a long time.
00:14:37Well, he must have found out today.
00:14:38Because they insist that I give up my religious vows...
00:14:41You?
00:14:41He's crazy.
00:14:42He must read all the manifestos that his party headquarters sends him.
00:14:46and so...
00:14:47Come on, no brain can handle that.
00:14:48Seriously, doctor?
00:14:50Is it unknown?
00:14:52Did he miraculously not kill me?
00:14:54He has reason to be in a bad mood.
00:14:55But what's your fault?
00:14:58What's wrong with him?
00:14:59Professional secrecy.
00:15:00You cannot pass.
00:15:01There's a patient in there.
00:15:02The priest's in there!
00:15:03He's coming to finish me off!
00:15:04Calm down, father.
00:15:05You are in my house.
00:15:06Even so...
00:15:07Oh! It's here!
00:15:09I've already told you that you can't come in.
00:15:10You see, it is.
00:15:11I'm sorry, Don Santiago.
00:15:13Don't worry, miss.
00:15:14There are left-wing people...
00:15:15...who still don't quite understand what freedom is.
00:15:17Don't give me speeches, I'm not against you.
00:15:20I'm going after that immoral person!
00:15:22Do you see it?
00:15:23He's crazy.
00:15:23Is he picking on me?
00:15:24I don't want violence in my home.
00:15:25Have you heard?
00:15:26What do you want from the priest?
00:15:27Let him hang up his habit!
00:15:29What a mania!
00:15:29And what for?
00:15:30So that he can marry my daughter!
00:15:33I.
00:15:35That I marry his daughter?
00:15:36I.
00:15:37But he is a priest.
00:15:38That's why.
00:15:39That's why he has to hang up his habits sooner.
00:15:42And why do I have to marry his daughter?
00:15:45Don't tell me that Don Justo is...
00:15:47It is!
00:15:47Don't tell me.
00:15:48Listen, let me tell you.
00:15:49Let's see if I can figure this out.
00:15:50My grandson's father!
00:15:52But what if you don't have grandchildren?
00:15:54But he's going to have them.
00:15:55At least one.
00:15:56If they are not twins.
00:15:57One moment.
00:15:59Oh, I'm dizzy.
00:16:01The fright has made me feel awful.
00:16:03Let's be clear.
00:16:05Crystal clear!
00:16:05You have to marry my daughter because she's going to have your child.
00:16:08Mine?
00:16:10But why do you let the crazy people roam free in the streets?
00:16:12On top of everything, I have to get him married.
00:16:14Where are you going?
00:16:14Oh, oh, oh.
00:16:15But who told him that nonsense?
00:16:17My daughter.
00:16:17Her lover.
00:16:18My lover?
00:16:19Oh, Jesus.
00:16:20That's awful.
00:16:20Oh, oh, oh.
00:16:21He denies it.
00:16:22But how can I deny that nonsense?
00:16:23Of course, he doesn't deny it.
00:16:25I refuse to even hear it.
00:16:27Aren't you the father?
00:16:28Eh, eh, the spiritual one.
00:16:29No, the other one.
00:16:30Of course not, you animal.
00:16:31Animal?
00:16:32One moment.
00:16:33This country bumpkin is going to find out.
00:16:35It's not that I'm afraid of him, because I am.
00:16:37I feel terrible.
00:16:39Come in, Matilde.
00:16:40Confess.
00:16:41Is the man who is going to be the father of your child in this room?
00:16:52Yeah.
00:16:53Can't you see?
00:16:55Matilde, are you sure that your son's father is here?
00:17:01Safe.
00:17:03Doctor, how could you do that to that poor child?
00:17:07I?
00:17:08Yes, I'll confess tomorrow.
00:17:09But you're not a hypocrite.
00:17:10Are you going to pin the blame on the fascist?
00:17:13Confess.
00:17:13Who is he?
00:17:14The best thing is for us to tell the truth, darling.
00:17:25Doctor, doctor, attend to him, he's deprived.
00:17:27Yes, father, go and let him die.
00:17:29And who said that about you?
00:17:31Who has been able to spread such slander?
00:17:33Because it will be slander.
00:17:36Of course it is.
00:17:37And why did they say that?
00:17:39That's what I'd like to know.
00:17:41Well, that's not my boss's idea; he's a decent communist.
00:17:43Why do they exist?
00:17:45Of course, woman, who doubts it?
00:17:47That's a cliché.
00:17:48They also say that people from Aragon are stubborn, and I'm not.
00:17:51Or am I?
00:17:52No, father, no.
00:17:53That's it.
00:17:56Okay, I'm off, the bus will be here soon.
00:17:59Oh, my head.
00:18:01Is he going to dress up as an inkwell?
00:18:03I'm not going to greet my aunt and the abbess in a tracksuit.
00:18:06Well, nobody in town is going to know him.
00:18:08But why have they dragged me into this mess?
00:18:12Good morning, father.
00:18:13Good morning.
00:18:14Good morning, daughters.
00:18:15That father sounded a bit familiar to me...
00:18:17Good morning, father.
00:18:20Other.
00:18:21Hey, Dionisio, you said "father" with a double meaning.
00:18:25You'll know.
00:18:27Father and my very own lord.
00:18:29I won't slap you because I'm wearing a cassock.
00:18:32Don't hold back.
00:18:33For other things it should have served as a brake.
00:18:36I bet I'll give it to you, cassock and all.
00:18:37No, I won't paint the mark on you anymore.
00:18:40Ungrateful.
00:18:42The bus.
00:18:44He slapped him.
00:18:46Father, what are you doing here in your Sunday best?
00:19:02I've come to pick up my aunt who is coming with a friend.
00:19:05Look, here they are.
00:19:07See you later.
00:19:08Good morning, aunt.
00:19:09Hello, right.
00:19:10But what happened to you?
00:19:11Nothing, I just got an infected pimple.
00:19:13Mother, plug in the device I'm going to show my nephew.
00:19:17Speak loudly to him, he's a bit of a lieutenant.
00:19:19How are you, Lieutenant?
00:19:20I mean, how are you, Mom?
00:19:21Tired from the trip but delighted to meet him.
00:19:24Father.
00:19:25I'm wondering the same.
00:19:27I'll take care of your suitcases.
00:19:29Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:19:30Excuse me.
00:19:31What I'm missing.
00:19:32It's going very well.
00:19:32Good morning, doctor.
00:19:33Good morning.
00:19:34How's it going?
00:19:35Better, thanks.
00:19:36Happy to have your son for a few days?
00:19:38Ah, but only a few.
00:19:39We have to stay in college.
00:19:41Father.
00:19:42Underneath the nuns' luggage.
00:19:43There's no need, son.
00:19:44Drop it.
00:19:45Here are the arms of a man.
00:19:47This kid doesn't know who he's messing with.
00:19:50Throw it away, throw it away.
00:19:50There goes the little one.
00:19:52Oh my goodness!
00:19:53Has something broken?
00:19:54Father, it was nothing.
00:19:55What was that, man?
00:19:56It was nothing.
00:19:57Delirious.
00:19:57It must have been a fainting spell.
00:19:58The wound.
00:20:00Son, don't throw the big one, we're down here.
00:20:02Sit down.
00:20:02Sit here, Father.
00:20:03Do you want me to acknowledge you, father?
00:20:05It's not necessary.
00:20:06I still know who I am.
00:20:07And is it safe?
00:20:08Yeah.
00:20:08Let's see, the head.
00:20:09How's the grade?
00:20:10I already had it on, you put it on me.
00:20:12What the nicest thing about it.
00:20:13I already told you, mother, that it was ideal.
00:20:14What could possibly go wrong?
00:20:16It's beautiful.
00:20:17After such a long and tiring journey, I could spend all morning wandering around here.
00:20:22But first, let's go home and leave his modest belongings.
00:20:26I say, Auntie, there was no need to bring it in the moon-shaped wardrobe.
00:20:29We have here...
00:20:31Don't complain, Justo, but we have brought the essentials.
00:20:34Well, Mr. Justo, you moved.
00:20:36No, it's that they've come...
00:20:38If you're not right at the rectory, come live with me.
00:20:41You're always joking, miss.
00:20:43I'm telling you this in the most serious way.
00:20:45And now, from what I've heard, he no longer has to refuse.
00:20:48Okay, we'll talk later because I'm a bit overwhelmed right now.
00:20:53Goodbye, miss.
00:20:54Now, let's go.
00:20:55What strange parishioners you have, Father.
00:20:58Well, she's being discreet today, you know.
00:21:01Thank goodness I work out hard doing sports.
00:21:06Otherwise, I won't get out of this one.
00:21:08And well, this is my modest house, which is also yours, ladies.
00:21:15Very nice and everything was very clean.
00:21:19I'm coming.
00:21:20The credit belongs to Amalia, my mother.
00:21:24To serve them.
00:21:25She is the one who has made the first arrangements to place your elderly people this summer.
00:21:32Yeah.
00:21:33God will reward him for his service.
00:21:34Souls like you need the church.
00:21:36Which Catholic association does he belong to?
00:21:39She is a member, a member of the Communist Party.
00:21:44Yeah.
00:21:45The priest's mistress.
00:21:46I know it's not very normal, but that's how they are in this town.
00:21:50I have two role models.
00:21:52In heaven, Saint James the Apostle.
00:21:53And on Earth, Santiago Carrillo.
00:21:56Good morning.
00:21:59Man, wow.
00:22:01It was about time.
00:22:03I thought you were never going to come and talk to me.
00:22:06I come to the choir rehearsals.
00:22:08But first you're going to tell me a couple of things.
00:22:12With your permission, Don Justo.
00:22:14I'm going to escort the ladies to their rooms.
00:22:16Ah, yes, yes, okay.
00:22:18I'll take your suitcases now, okay?
00:22:19So far, so good.
00:22:20Come this way.
00:22:22Well.
00:22:23And now we're going to face each other, you and I.
00:22:26Not here, Father.
00:22:27But why not?
00:22:28Where are you going?
00:22:29To tell you everything.
00:22:31But, but, hey.
00:22:32Where do you want to tell me?
00:22:34One moment.
00:22:36That's a dirty trick.
00:22:37If you want me to tell you everything, it has to be there.
00:22:40Ah, of course.
00:22:41In confession, so that I cannot make use of what you tell me or speak.
00:22:44Can you refuse to listen to a Christian in confession?
00:22:48Lord, forgive her.
00:22:49He doesn't know what he's doing.
00:22:51Or rather, he does know.
00:22:52But what can we do?
00:22:57I'm not going to hit you.
00:22:58My head hurts.
00:22:59Sorry.
00:23:07Hail Mary, full of grace.
00:23:09conceived without sin.
00:23:11Let's see, daughter.
00:23:12The Lord hears you.
00:23:14What do you have to say to him?
00:23:16First.
00:23:18That the child I am going to have is not yours.
00:23:20Of course not!
00:23:21What great news, gorgeous!
00:23:23I am confessing, Father.
00:23:24It's true.
00:23:26Forgive me.
00:23:28Keep going, daughter, keep going.
00:23:29I said it was his.
00:23:30Because I knew that you wouldn't kill my father.
00:23:33Because it didn't catch me squarely with the oar.
00:23:34If he doesn't give it to me, he'll rip my head off.
00:23:36I would have cut the throat of my son's father.
00:23:39He deserved it!
00:23:40Father.
00:23:40Forgive me, my God.
00:23:45Why, sinner?
00:23:47Why would he have cut the throat of anyone?
00:23:51Who does my father hate the most in the village?
00:23:54Me?
00:23:54I hadn't hit anyone with a sledgehammer yet.
00:23:57Now we can, but first...
00:23:58I don't know.
00:24:00His greatest political enemy.
00:24:02Ah, Don Santiago, the doctor.
00:24:04Because he is from the People's Alliance.
00:24:08Don't tell me the father is Don Santiago.
00:24:12Not him.
00:24:14His son.
00:24:15Carlitos?
00:24:17Yeah.
00:24:18You have such bad taste, daughter.
00:24:20But how were you able to do it?
00:24:23Well, he's handsome.
00:24:25Young.
00:24:26I love him.
00:24:28What else could it be?
00:24:29Resist a little, daughter?
00:24:31That young people nowadays, as soon as they say "envido" to you, you answer "hórdago".
00:24:35I resisted.
00:24:37But, but today he convinced me.
00:24:39Hey?
00:24:40With that silly face he has.
00:24:42He told me that our parents would never consent to our wedding.
00:24:46And that something big had to be done.
00:24:48And so talked about?
00:24:49Will they hear it even in the Vatican?
00:24:51The thing is, at the last minute, I was afraid to tell the truth.
00:24:56And I would say his name, well, I don't know, as I could have said Ronald Reagan's.
00:25:00And why didn't you give Ronald Reagan's instead of mine?
00:25:03Don't scold me, Father.
00:25:04I am so sorry.
00:25:07You're right.
00:25:09Forgive me.
00:25:09Okay, so what do we do now?
00:25:13Well, I don't know.
00:25:15Because the only ones who know are you, me, and the true father.
00:25:20And since you told me here, I can't say anything to anyone.
00:25:22I'll have to keep carrying the burden.
00:25:24Oh, forgive me, my God.
00:25:25With the child until Carlos or you sing out loud.
00:25:29If I confess everything to my father, he'll kill Carlos, the child, and me.
00:25:33Well.
00:25:35We'll see what we do.
00:25:36Anything else, daughter?
00:25:40Does that seem like too little to you?
00:25:42Really.
00:25:43Well, I don't know.
00:25:46I'd have to give you a hefty punishment, but...
00:25:50...just pray an Our Father and a Hail Mary from your heart...
00:25:54...I'll pray the rest for you.
00:25:58Although I'm going to spend all day praying.
00:26:00Thank you, Father.
00:26:01That's really good.
00:26:02Less talk!
00:26:03Oh.
00:26:04Sorry.
00:26:07Ego te absolvo.
00:26:11Good morning!
00:26:12Ah!
00:26:13Again!
00:26:14What do you want?
00:26:15To finish me off?
00:26:16No, sir.
00:26:17So?
00:26:18Since we both got dressed from the feet up, despite his cassock...
00:26:22...I've come so we can talk man to man.
00:26:25Does he have a gun?
00:26:26Do I have a twisted liver?
00:26:30But my wife told me that these things are better resolved amicably...
00:26:35...and I've come willingly.
00:26:37Could this be a trick to catch me off guard and crack my skull?
00:26:40No, sir!
00:26:41Give me your word!
00:26:42My word as a communist!
00:26:43Oh, well I'm ready!
00:26:45Listen!
00:26:45My word as a communist is sacred!
00:26:48I prefer their word of honor, plain and simple.
00:26:50It's the same one!
00:26:51What a genius!
00:26:52Well, if that puts your mind at ease...
00:26:56...he has my word of honor, plain and simple.
00:27:00Alright?
00:27:03Go into the small room.
00:27:05Hey, come in.
00:27:06Hey, sit down.
00:27:09Well, you tell me, because seeing him around this holy house is not frequent.
00:27:14And if it weren't for what it is, I wouldn't come either.
00:27:16That's great.
00:27:17Anyway, let's get to the big one.
00:27:18I am an understanding man, and people can understand each other by talking.
00:27:24Well, when you gave me this beating you didn't even say hello.
00:27:28Okay, I'm sorry.
00:27:29And I ask for forgiveness.
00:27:30OK that's fine.
00:27:31Let's forget the past.
00:27:33Man, forget, forget everything, I don't think I can.
00:27:38Anyway, how much?
00:27:41How much?
00:27:42Yes, my wife told me, that right one is a man.
00:27:46And he has proven it.
00:27:48And a man needs money to get married.
00:27:51So I thought, I'll cover the wedding expenses.
00:27:54If you hang up your habits, although you almost always have them hanging up, because you hardly ever wear them.
00:28:00If hanging them up costs something, I'll pay for it.
00:28:04What kind of ass are you, Mayor?
00:28:06Look, what I want is for you to quit being a priest, marry my daughter, and then if you want you can get a divorce and rejoin this priesthood.
00:28:16But in what language am I going to tell him that I have nothing to do with that matter?
00:28:19So, who has anything to do with it?
00:28:21Well, the one who has to...
00:28:23I don't know anything.
00:28:26What do you mean he doesn't know anything?
00:28:27I'll kill him, I'll kill him.
00:28:28If that issue has already been resolved, it can only be fixed in a very drastic way.
00:28:31Leave me alone.
00:28:31What do you mean, leave him?
00:28:32What do you mean, leave him?
00:28:32What's happening?
00:28:33What are those voices doing here?
00:28:34Let me, let me explain, Mr. Mayor.
00:28:39We need 20 beds.
00:28:41What does it say?
00:28:42What beds are you talking about?
00:28:43The beds we talked about earlier, the ones for the elderly.
00:28:47Aunt, Mother Abbess, I am going to introduce you to Don Agapito, our mayor.
00:28:51My boss.
00:28:52The communist?
00:28:53Yes, ma'am.
00:28:54It's just bad.
00:28:55No, I love commission agents.
00:28:58She's a little hard of hearing, Mrs. Agatha.
00:29:00How long does it last?
00:29:01It's a wall.
00:29:03Okay, I'm leaving.
00:29:06But you and I need to talk.
00:29:09And we'll talk.
00:29:11I'm sure we'll talk.
00:29:14She doesn't fast much, mother.
00:29:16Those in the clergy eat.
00:29:17My God.
00:29:18And what do you have to talk about?
00:29:20From a new tax that the city council is going to impose.
00:29:23Traffic, yes, yes, traffic.
00:29:26Weren't we supposed to watch a rehearsal of the parish choir?
00:29:29I told him myself, Father.
00:29:30Have you put together a choir with the young people of the town?
00:29:32Well, it doesn't matter.
00:29:34But the thing is, I'm not in the mood for songs today, am I?
00:29:37The Mother Abbess loves music.
00:29:40Ah, but, can you hear her?
00:29:42I have sung it, yes, everything.
00:29:45When there's music involved, she has the ear of a consumptive.
00:29:48Okay, then, let's go.
00:29:50I hope music will help me clear my head of my problems.
00:29:55Okay guys, let's rehearse.
00:29:57Are we all here?
00:29:58Yes, father.
00:29:59The usual suspects.
00:30:00And some more are yet to come.
00:30:01Accompany them to Maria.
00:30:04Sit down.
00:30:05Here.
00:30:06Come on, get in your usual positions.
00:30:10Let's get into a rhythm.
00:30:14They'll do very well from here.
00:30:18And what are they going to sing?
00:30:20Any miserere?
00:30:21Or perhaps a motet?
00:30:23No, I think it will be something more cheerful.
00:30:25I know my nephew, he is very young.
00:30:27Does it have to be a song from the month of flowers?
00:30:29Oh God, You are my God
00:30:34I'm keeping watch from the water.
00:30:39Oh God, I'm keeping watch from the water.
00:30:45My soul belongs to You.
00:30:49For You, the humility of my flesh
00:30:53Like dry, thirsty land without water
00:30:58Thus in the sanctuary I contemplate you
00:31:03To see your power and your glory
00:31:091, 2, 3, 4!
00:31:14Almo, collón!
00:31:15That's crazy, mate!
00:31:25Do you see it?
00:31:25A discreet thing.
00:31:26This is the catchiest religious music I've ever heard.
00:31:51Let's dance!
00:32:07Oh no, I'm dropping this!
00:32:09Sorry, aunt.
00:32:10Come on, everyone, everyone!
00:32:26Ah!
00:32:26Ah!
00:32:27Oh, what Paris!
00:32:30Rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll, rock and roll!
00:32:39Everyone lies more than they speak, nobody tells the truth, everyone lies more than they speak, don't believe a word people say, don't believe a word, nobody tells the truth.
00:33:06I already knew what a parish priest has to put up with so that they occasionally sing you a motet.
00:33:13That's it, come back next week and tell your husband not to hit you with the boat hook on his boat.
00:33:18That's how he is; if he doesn't hit me a couple of times a month, he doesn't think he's a man.
00:33:22Well, tell him to hit you like a man, but with something less hard.
00:33:26Okay, goodbye, next one please.
00:33:28It's me, doctor.
00:33:29How's your throat feeling?
00:33:30I see that's not good. Come on, miss, get ready for the examination. Have you been following the treatment?
00:33:35Yes, doctor, but as you can see, none of that works.
00:33:37We'll take a look at that throat and maybe it would be a good idea to change some of his medications.
00:33:42Miss, is there anyone else left?
00:33:44No doctor, the young lady was the last one.
00:33:46Well, you can leave now.
00:33:47Oh, thank you so much because my boyfriend is waiting for me.
00:33:48Well, go with him and don't do anything crazy.
00:33:50Oh, how cynical you are, doctor.
00:33:53You shouldn't have come today, Violeta, my son is here.
00:33:57I had to see you.
00:33:58Do I attract you that much, doll?
00:34:00No.
00:34:00As?
00:34:02Well, yes, but I wanted you to tell me something about the priest's mess.
00:34:06Because you surely know more than anyone else.
00:34:07Wow, and here I thought it was my physical attractiveness that drew you to me.
00:34:11You know it, you idiot.
00:34:13Well, I don't know any more than you do.
00:34:14And the truth is, it surprised me.
00:34:16There is no seriousness left in this world.
00:34:18Man is an entity with an aberrant mind who stops at nothing to achieve pleasure.
00:34:23whatever the case may be.
00:34:24That's true, but a priest must restrain himself.
00:34:27Sometimes, the sight of a naked woman's body triggers sexual appetites, and some people go to unimaginable extremes.
00:34:35I'm going up.
00:34:37Let's see when you buy a wider stretcher.
00:34:39I've asked for it, but they don't make them for weddings.
00:34:41Let's see, last week you reached 120 beats per minute and 15.8 blood pressure.
00:34:46Let's see if we can beat our record today.
00:34:48Santiago, honestly, I don't understand these numbers.
00:34:51No woman can fool me.
00:34:53And to reach a true orgasm, you have to reach maximum blood pressure and heart rate.
00:34:59Let's see how the tension is.
00:35:02March.
00:35:03This is working.
00:35:06I'm sure it's going well.
00:35:09Well, the truth is that it has surprised me a lot.
00:35:11Because if the priest wanted to party.
00:35:13Why didn't he come for one of my girls?
00:35:14We would have done a discreet job and nobody would have found out.
00:35:17I wish, I wish it had been like that.
00:35:19Just imagine, he'll notice my daughter.
00:35:20It makes you want to wring his neck.
00:35:23Don't take it so personally.
00:35:25We are living in very strange times.
00:35:27Young people are very free.
00:35:29Not my daughter.
00:35:30Well, if he ever becomes free.
00:35:31Look, Florinda, let's keep the peace.
00:35:34In the three years that you and I have been together, we've never had a major argument.
00:35:39Let's not have it now.
00:35:40Come on, I say, beautiful.
00:35:41Well.
00:35:41Let's get down to business.
00:35:43Come on, go on.
00:35:44He's really fat.
00:35:46The fact that?
00:35:47This mess.
00:35:48And you'll see when they find out at the bishopric.
00:35:50And how are they going to find out?
00:35:51There will be no shortage of people who will tell them the story.
00:35:53You'll see.
00:35:53Hush, hush.
00:35:54Hush, hush.
00:35:55And listen to this music, because when I hear it, I go crazy.
00:35:58Are you sure this writing isn't a complete fabrication?
00:36:12Unfortunately not, Bishop.
00:36:13I've done some discreet inquiries, of course.
00:36:16And it seems that this little rascal is telling the truth.
00:36:18Shrimp?
00:36:19Ever since the whitebait became famous, all sailors have fish names.
00:36:23Speaking of fish, right?
00:36:24As Saint Peter said in the verse, in this...
00:36:27Which verse was it, man?
00:36:29Well, something has to be done.
00:36:31Because if this gets out and our young priests start following suit,
00:36:35We got rid of the clergy in the province.
00:36:36The bad thing is that if it's true, there's no fixing it now.
00:36:39Who knows?
00:36:41We must do everything possible.
00:36:43Saint Luke already said it.
00:36:44Saint Luke of Barrameda.
00:36:46Sure, but what nonsense, San Lucas de Barrameda doesn't exist, man.
00:36:49He is the evangelist.
00:36:51It seems unbelievable, because this Mr. Justo had never given us any trouble before.
00:36:54It was very modern.
00:36:56But that's not a bad thing, I'm modern too.
00:36:58Don't compare, Your Excellency.
00:37:01Well, come on, I'm an old fogey, aren't I?
00:37:03No, I mean that Don Justo went too far.
00:37:06Okay, get the car ready for me.
00:37:08I myself will go and see that sinner.
00:37:10Is Your Excellency coming out right away?
00:37:12No, no, after the siesta.
00:37:13Because one thing is one thing and another thing is another.
00:37:17And the siesta is sacred.
00:37:19He already said it, pay close attention, okay?
00:37:20Holy Siesta of Cascia.
00:37:22What are you saying, Santa Siesta doesn't exist, man?
00:37:24Saint Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita.
00:37:26What is dormant cannot be undone.
00:37:28Clear.
00:37:29And now tell me what we're talking about, because Santo Arcielo has left me as usual.
00:37:32We've arrived.
00:37:33The town is beautiful, but how far do you have to walk?
00:37:35It's a very big house.
00:37:37I'm sure you'll like it.
00:37:39Does it have many beds?
00:37:40Many, I believe.
00:37:42And very well done.
00:37:44Keep going, keep going this way.
00:37:50I open it, it will be flowery.
00:37:53Let's see if he's brought my cologne.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:58Hello.
00:37:59But, man, what are you doing here at this hour?
00:38:01I'm bringing you a visitor.
00:38:03Come in, ladies, come in.
00:38:06Good morning, God bless us.
00:38:07May he bless this home.
00:38:09My mother.
00:38:10Two real nuns.
00:38:13Come on, girls, quick, hide.
00:38:17What's wrong with them?
00:38:19They are very embarrassing.
00:38:22Come in, come into the little room.
00:38:24But this boarding house is occupied.
00:38:26He'll be free in the summer.
00:38:29This is very well done.
00:38:32So much luxury!
00:38:33Okay, I'll leave them.
00:38:34I have to do it.
00:38:36The young ladies are the ones who clean and take care of this.
00:38:40They will take care of you.
00:38:43Thank you so much.
00:38:44Thank you.
00:38:45How cute this little bird is!
00:38:46Yes, there has been a lot of interest.
00:38:49Good morning.
00:38:50Good morning.
00:38:51Good morning.
00:38:51Good morning.
00:38:52Are any of you the owners of this business?
00:38:55No, the owner is not here.
00:38:56But I can inform you myself about whatever you wish.
00:38:58Well, we wanted to rent their beds for this summer.
00:39:03Do you think that's wrong?
00:39:04It's not surprising.
00:39:05What are they going to do with our beds?
00:39:06Occupy them, of course.
00:39:07And what about us?
00:39:08They will stay here, naturally.
00:39:10All together?
00:39:11And why not?
00:39:12That's awful.
00:39:14How is the contemplative life?
00:39:15But what's so strange about that?
00:39:17No, nothing, nothing.
00:39:18Nothing surprises me anymore.
00:39:20And who will we have to share the beds with?
00:39:21What do you want?
00:39:23About what?
00:39:23No, mother, I don't feel like it.
00:39:24Beds.
00:39:25Ah, beds.
00:39:25Deaf.
00:39:26With our protégés?
00:39:27With his protégés?
00:39:28And protected?
00:39:30Oh, women too.
00:39:32No, on top of that we'll have to do special calculations.
00:39:35Well, we charge for that separately.
00:39:38Hey?
00:39:39Besides not being able to hear them well...
00:39:41I just don't understand them.
00:39:42It seems to me that there is some confusion here.
00:39:45Abbess.
00:39:46Hey, auntie.
00:39:50Aunt Clara.
00:39:50Girls, I'm making way for Paul Newman in a cassock.
00:39:55Oh.
00:39:56What are you doing here?
00:39:58A very nice bailiff has brought us here.
00:40:00The shrimp.
00:40:01Yes, father.
00:40:02He's a scoundrel.
00:40:04What's happening?
00:40:05No, nothing.
00:40:05It doesn't matter.
00:40:06Oh.
00:40:08But what's going on here?
00:40:09Florinda, I'm going to introduce you.
00:40:12My aunt Clara and the abbess of her convent.
00:40:14Hey, Florinda owns this boarding house.
00:40:19Nice to meet you, miss.
00:40:20It's a pleasure.
00:40:21The ladies were already serving us here.
00:40:23The sisters are looking for summer accommodation for 40 elderly people in their care.
00:40:29And the shrimp, with the best intentions, has brought them here to rent out their beds.
00:40:36Do you get it, daughter?
00:40:38Well, you can't imagine the joy it would have given me to be able to take care of them.
00:40:41Do you get it?
00:40:41But I have all the beds rented out for this summer.
00:40:44That's a shame because the house is very nice.
00:40:48That's why it's logical that customers from previous years are returning this year.
00:40:52Yes, it's because these ladies' clientele is always the same.
00:40:57Well, I mean...
00:41:00Let's go, sisters.
00:41:02We will continue searching.
00:41:03Thank you so much.
00:41:05It's a shame because our elderly folks would have loved to have such cute waitresses.
00:41:10Goodbye, have a good one.
00:41:10Bye bye.
00:41:12Well, thank you very much.
00:41:15It doesn't matter.
00:41:16You know that we are all here at your service.
00:41:19For whatever you want.
00:41:20Aunt Clara, wait for me.
00:41:35And why did you hang the child on the priest?
00:41:37I don't know.
00:41:38It was the first time I thought my father wouldn't kill.
00:41:40Well done, darling.
00:41:41If you give my name at this hour, you're in mourning.
00:41:43But we have to do something.
00:41:44This situation is unsustainable.
00:41:46My father has threatened to tell the people at Interview.
00:41:48And what can we do?
00:41:49Confess the truth.
00:41:50A ham?
00:41:51No joke, Carlos.
00:41:53This is still going ahead, and we'll see what I do when the baby is born.
00:41:55They now offer very cheap charter trips to London.
00:41:58Very funny.
00:41:59Why don't you go to London?
00:42:00Was that a joke, woman?
00:42:01Just kidding, just kidding.
00:42:03You're a coward, a lazy bum.
00:42:04A selfish person.
00:42:05Don't worry.
00:42:06Will we think of something?
00:42:07Yeah.
00:42:10Take it, the priest.
00:42:11I followed us.
00:42:12Hi guys.
00:42:13What a coincidence.
00:42:14To find ourselves here with how vast the sea is.
00:42:16We've looked for a discreet place to talk.
00:42:19Clear.
00:42:21Boyfriend/girlfriend stuff, right?
00:42:23A couple?
00:42:24Yeah.
00:42:24Matilde and I?
00:42:25No, sir.
00:42:26We're just good friends, right, Matilde?
00:42:29Friends.
00:42:30But listen, Father.
00:42:31I'm not deaf.
00:42:33But you have to be the one to get him to talk.
00:42:35Yes of course.
00:42:36I don't know anything at all.
00:42:38Do you understand?
00:42:39Yeah.
00:42:39To my official.
00:42:40Remember.
00:42:40I don't understand you, but Matilde and I can't be anything more than friends because of you and her, huh?
00:42:46I'll kill him!
00:42:47I kill you!
00:42:47You like it, for God's sake!
00:42:48Pull, pull!
00:42:49I'm not throwing you into the water because I know you know how to swim.
00:42:52If I didn't throw you away, huh?
00:42:53Throw it in, and maybe he'll forget how to swim.
00:42:55Don't encourage me, daughter, don't encourage me.
00:42:57Forgive me, my God.
00:42:59But there are things that make you want to loosen up.
00:43:02I'm sorry, Carlos.
00:43:04I've gone crazy.
00:43:04Forgive me, so you are just friends.
00:43:11Good friends, that's for sure.
00:43:14Matilde, just friends.
00:43:16And what am I going to do?
00:43:18Hey?
00:43:19Which?
00:43:19Which is it?
00:43:22Things can't be done right, man.
00:43:35Do you have visitors?
00:43:36I'm here for visitors.
00:43:37I don't want to see anyone.
00:43:38You're going to have to see this one.
00:43:40Because?
00:43:41Who is it?
00:43:41The bishop.
00:43:43It's not possible.
00:43:44It is.
00:43:44But don't rush.
00:43:45He can't know anything.
00:43:46It will be a routine visit.
00:44:04Welcome, Bishop.
00:44:12Thank you very much, son.
00:44:13Nothing, I was just passing by and I thought,
00:44:15Ludovico, it's been a while since you made a pastoral visit
00:44:17or a parish priest from Villamar.
00:44:19And here I am.
00:44:21It is an honor for this parish.
00:44:23Sa, you're very kind.
00:44:25And?
00:44:26How are things going around here?
00:44:29Good.
00:44:30The catechesis is good.
00:44:32The faithful continue to attend services.
00:44:34Thank goodness.
00:44:35The church needs a fresh coat of paint.
00:44:38Yes, that's right, yes.
00:44:40But it's not so bad.
00:44:41No, of course not.
00:44:42It's not bad, not very bad.
00:44:45Already.
00:44:46Well, and besides, don't you have anything else to tell me?
00:44:51Well, I don't think so.
00:44:55But sure, right?
00:44:58Come on, not that I remember.
00:45:02You have no idea what a weight you've lifted off my shoulders.
00:45:04Because certain rumors had reached me.
00:45:09Rumors?
00:45:10Ah, so Your Excellency is referring to...
00:45:14Yes, that, about...
00:45:17How funny.
00:45:20I'm glad you find a funny nuance in this mess.
00:45:23Tell me about it, let's see if I can have a laugh.
00:45:26Hey?
00:45:27If it pleases Your Excellency, we can go inside and talk more comfortably.
00:45:34Uh, no, we have to talk even if it's awkward.
00:45:38Saint Sebastian already said it.
00:45:39Well, I don't know if it was San Sebastián or Santander.
00:45:42The North Motel was safe.
00:45:43Well, I'm going to continue with my prayers now, okay?
00:45:47You go, I'll follow you.
00:45:49Yes sir.
00:45:50Good morning, doctor.
00:46:01Good morning, father.
00:46:02I came as soon as I heard about the bishop's visit.
00:46:05Uh, yes, he's in church, praying.
00:46:09I'm glad to see you, Don Santiago, because you've known me for years.
00:46:14And I'm sure that in all this matter he will have understood...
00:46:18I am a doctor and a man of the world, and I understand that we are all weak.
00:46:21And that a priest can also fall into the sin of lust.
00:46:24Anyone can have a slip-up.
00:46:28Your son, Carlos?
00:46:29Good.
00:46:30Yes, very good.
00:46:31He's been here a few days and...
00:46:34How odd.
00:46:35This time she wants to go back to her studies right away.
00:46:37He is a very serious and formal boy.
00:46:39Yes of course.
00:46:41Very formal.
00:46:42Where will this be?
00:46:43Oh!
00:46:45Bishop, what an honor to have you among us.
00:46:49Who is this?
00:46:49Thank you so much.
00:46:50He is the town doctor, Don Santiago.
00:46:53And local delegate of the People's Alliance.
00:46:55Nice to meet you.
00:46:55Well, you don't know how happy I am to see you.
00:46:57Because I wanted that in the next election campaign...
00:46:59...attend one of my rallies.
00:47:02Yes, I would like to, but I shouldn't take sides with any of them.
00:47:04A trend, simply as a guest.
00:47:07Even so.
00:47:09That saint who was always asleep already said it.
00:47:11This was...
00:47:11Saint Roch.
00:47:12But let's get back to the topic I was getting at...
00:47:14Father, I want to ask you a favor.
00:47:15Oh!
00:47:16But if she is here, she is most illustrious.
00:47:18Mother Abbess, what a surprise.
00:47:20I can't hear him at all.
00:47:21Like what?
00:47:22My batteries have died.
00:47:23So save yourself the effort.
00:47:25Almost better.
00:47:26It seems to me that this pension...
00:47:29Oh, I am Your Excellency, the Bishop.
00:47:32She is my right-hand woman in the convent, Sister Clara.
00:47:34She's my aunt, Bishop.
00:47:36Nice to meet you.
00:47:37But I think I know the sister.
00:47:39Perhaps in the bishopric.
00:47:40No, Your Excellency.
00:47:42I was never there.
00:47:43Well, his face seems familiar, I don't know.
00:47:45Okay, I'll leave you now.
00:47:47May I invite the bishop to dinner?
00:47:49No, not today.
00:47:51I need to talk to the parish priest.
00:47:52Another day.
00:47:53Ah, but...
00:47:55Will Your Excellency be staying for several days?
00:47:57Until I sort out a certain matter?
00:47:59Yeah.
00:48:01Your Excellency?
00:48:02Greetings to Fraga.
00:48:04Goodbye, father.
00:48:05I'll accompany you, doctor.
00:48:06Thank you, don't bother.
00:48:07It's a pleasure.
00:48:08I know the way.
00:48:08Even so...
00:48:09Well, her face reminds me of someone.
00:48:12May I speak to Your Excellency with confidence?
00:48:15Of course, my dear.
00:48:16But, Ludovico, I've changed so much.
00:48:19I am Agripina.
00:48:20The girlfriend you abandoned to enter the seminary.
00:48:22But how?
00:48:23Agrippina?
00:48:25But that is possible.
00:48:26But it's you.
00:48:28Agrippina.
00:48:28Do you have a headache?
00:48:30Not me, why?
00:48:30How do you ask for aspirin?
00:48:32No, no, ma'am.
00:48:32These are my own things.
00:48:34Well, and like your nun.
00:48:37Spiteful for your filth.
00:48:39Poor.
00:48:39Excuse me, Your Excellency.
00:48:40Because of the dirty trick played by young Ludovico.
00:48:42I secluded myself in a convent.
00:48:45I took the name Clara and now I am happy.
00:48:49You have no idea how much I suffered having to make that decision.
00:48:52But my calling was stronger.
00:48:54I am very pious.
00:48:54Well, His Excellency absolutely crushed me.
00:48:56With all due respect.
00:48:58But, but, but, what are they talking about?
00:49:00About what?
00:49:00I'm going to see if I can find some old batteries that aren't too worn out because I'm bored out of my mind.
00:49:05a monkey.
00:49:06With the permission of His Excellency.
00:49:08Yes, well, well.
00:49:08Oh, how the world has turned.
00:49:12And to think that if it weren't for your nephew's issue, we would never have seen each other again.
00:49:15What issue?
00:49:17Ah, but you don't know that.
00:49:19Well, I don't know if I should.
00:49:20But anyway, sooner or later you'll find out.
00:49:24She's going to have a child.
00:49:25Who?
00:49:26My nephew, righteous?
00:49:27Uh-huh.
00:49:27How awful!
00:49:30Well, it is.
00:49:31I don't believe it.
00:49:32I wish he were right.
00:49:34Because the truth is, it's a huge mess, isn't it?
00:49:38Hello, I think it's about time to eat.
00:49:41First of all, let's be clear.
00:49:43What about that crazy idea that you're going to be a father, huh?
00:49:46Your aunt knows everything.
00:49:48All?
00:49:49Of course, some snitch must have let the cat out of the bag.
00:49:52The bishop told me.
00:49:54Clear.
00:49:54Well, I always say "snitch" in a friendly way.
00:49:58Snitch, snitch, little snitch.
00:50:00No, no, don't apologize.
00:50:01And tell me, what's really behind that lie?
00:50:03Because it will be a fabrication.
00:50:05Come on.
00:50:06I think so, huh?
00:50:08I have nothing to do with that matter.
00:50:11So, whose child is that?
00:50:14It must be from his mother, I suppose.
00:50:15And from his father, for sure.
00:50:16Yes, I can imagine that, right?
00:50:19But answer me.
00:50:21Who is the father?
00:50:22I cannot speak, Your Excellency.
00:50:26But you know it.
00:50:28I can't talk, I'm sorry.
00:50:31Well, you have to do it.
00:50:33Because if you don't say who the father is, they'll continue to believe that you are the father.
00:50:36And this is extremely dangerous for the entire clergy, including me, which is the serious part, of course.
00:50:41I know, but...
00:50:43I can't say a word, Bishop.
00:50:47It's only fair that you're risking your career and your vocation.
00:50:49I know that too, but I can't, I can't.
00:50:54Ah, of course.
00:50:56You know it because they told you under the seal of confession.
00:51:00You said it, I didn't.
00:51:02What's the problem?
00:51:03Well, there's only one way to fix this.
00:51:06I'll talk to the girl and the mayor.
00:51:08As Saint Paschal Baylon, the patron saint of nightclubs, said.
00:51:13He said the following, it was...
00:51:15If the al...
00:51:16Of course, I'm worried about this, aren't I?
00:51:18As I would already be aware of...
00:51:20I'll end up destroying it completely.
00:51:22Good evening, Father.
00:51:31Hello good evening.
00:51:32I didn't notice you arrived.
00:51:34Of course, he's so engrossed in his task.
00:51:36Yes, the bishop is asleep, my aunt and the abbess too.
00:51:40I needed a distraction, and since I had to fix the record player,
00:51:43that I accidentally messed them up last week.
00:51:45And you?
00:51:46How are you coming this way?
00:51:47We wanted to apologize for what happened this morning at home.
00:51:49Ah, yes, that little pea.
00:51:53He's not a bad person, but he thinks that's how he earns favor with his boss.
00:51:56Oh, well, your boss has found out what you've done.
00:51:58And he said he's going to give him a good beating.
00:52:00Look how stupid the mayor is, because he didn't deserve a beating.
00:52:05But I would give him a good slap, you know.
00:52:07The truth is that lately everything in this town is out of control.
00:52:12And you're the one to blame?
00:52:14Father, if you could see that I find it hard to call you father now.
00:52:17Woman, well now is when he's a real father.
00:52:20Hello.
00:52:20Look, that's also true.
00:52:22Hey, it's not very hot here.
00:52:26Well, I've already attached the tonearm to the record player headshell.
00:52:30And I can leave now.
00:52:31He won't be able to leave.
00:52:33Because?
00:52:34Because I locked it.
00:52:36Give it to me!
00:52:37If you want.
00:52:38Oh, grab it!
00:52:39But what are you doing, girl?
00:52:40Oh, how far has it reached me?
00:52:42If it weren't for the seatbelt, I don't know where I would have ended up.
00:52:46Okay, that's enough.
00:52:47What game is this?
00:52:49What are you trying to do?
00:52:50We like you just the right amount.
00:52:51And now that you're about to hang up your habits, what's stopping us from having some fun?
00:52:55You're crazy.
00:52:57Come on, that key.
00:52:58Grab it yourself, man.
00:52:59I'll make it easy for you.
00:53:01Give me the key.
00:53:01And I give you the opportunity to choose.
00:53:04But what are you doing?
00:53:05Do not undress.
00:53:07Where do I go?
00:53:09Foolish.
00:53:10I don't want to see it.
00:53:12Thank goodness they're wearing underwear, otherwise they'd be crazy.
00:53:16No, no, no, don't take anything away.
00:53:18Leave something on.
00:53:19The shoes, at least.
00:53:21For him!
00:53:22What does the mayor's girlfriend have that we don't?
00:53:25It makes you come closer to me, who am asking for help.
00:53:27Relief!
00:53:29Help!
00:53:30He demands respect from you.
00:53:31Come on, get dressed and I'll forget about this.
00:53:33Which of the two do you prefer first?
00:53:34Mindúna!
00:53:35That way you'll know what women are like.
00:53:37Stop!
00:53:37And not that little brat, Cursi.
00:53:38How wonderful for him!
00:53:40I had nothing to do with that poor child.
00:53:42So who is the father?
00:53:43I can't say anything.
00:53:45Of course, because it's you.
00:53:47How funny you are!
00:53:48That's enough!
00:53:50I bet I'll punch you in the face.
00:53:51Hit me and you'll have a wife for life.
00:53:53Stop!
00:53:55Enough is enough!
00:53:59I am not guilty of anything.
00:54:01I have never failed in my duty as a priest.
00:54:03And even less so with a sin as repugnant as that.
00:54:08I know who the father is.
00:54:10I know everything, but I can't say anything or reveal anything to anyone.
00:54:14And the last thing I needed was for two freaks like you to think that I am, well,
00:54:19a kind of playboy in a top-notch cassock.
00:54:23Come on, you can get dressed and leave now.
00:54:25I don't hold a grudge against you.
00:54:30That girl has gotten me into such a mess that you have the right to think she's right.
00:54:36You and everyone else.
00:54:38But that's not true.
00:54:40It isn't true.
00:54:41My calling is firm.
00:54:43I am a priest.
00:54:46And I want to continue being a priest.
00:54:49And I will be a clean priest.
00:54:51With all the flaws in the world, but clean.
00:54:57Clean in body and soul.
00:54:59But then, man, they've really screwed him over, haven't they?
00:55:03I'm sure that girl had no idea what kind of trouble I was getting myself into.
00:55:06I wouldn't have done it.
00:55:10Why the work?
00:55:15Damn, what a mess!
00:55:17Forgive me.
00:55:18Well, if that's the case.
00:55:19If that girl has said that you are the father of whatever is born, then they are covering for someone else.
00:55:23It was about time someone thought about this town.
00:55:25Someone whom his father, the mayor, hates more than the priest.
00:55:29Hot, hot.
00:55:31Any personal enemies?
00:55:33Cold, cold.
00:55:34He has a grudge against his brother-in-law.
00:55:38Ice cream, freezing cold.
00:55:39He can't be her brother-in-law.
00:55:41It has to be a different kind of enemy.
00:55:43A political enemy.
00:55:44Hot, very hot.
00:55:46A political enemy who practices medicine.
00:55:49Oh, they're burning, they're burning!
00:55:51Don Santiago, the doctor!
00:55:54It's not that one, but it's very close.
00:55:56That idiot Carlitos, Santiago's son!
00:56:01The fault line burned!
00:56:04Oh, what a nasty thing they've done to him!
00:56:05But did you know who he was?
00:56:07I didn't know because I would have said it to prove my innocence.
00:56:11Unless they had told him in the confessional.
00:56:14Wow!
00:56:15Throughout the entire call!
00:56:17Damn, with the rich girls.
00:56:19They're so mean!
00:56:21Ah, well this needs to be fixed.
00:56:22You can't say anything.
00:56:24But we can.
00:56:25And what are you going to achieve?
00:56:27You don't know, father, when it comes to doing good
00:56:29what two decent whores are capable of.
00:56:32Oh, I didn't hear it!
00:56:33Come on, girl, the doctor's for you.
00:56:35And I'm going to give the mayor a gentle nudge, I'm going to make him look brand new.
00:56:38Ah, Father, forgive us for what happened tonight.
00:56:41But we too have been deceived by appearances,
00:56:44without putting the brain to work.
00:56:45And it's clear that that's bad.
00:56:48Let's go.
00:56:48And let it be known that the key is not for the door, it belongs to my secretary.
00:56:51I knew it.
00:56:53Has that door never had a lock?
00:56:55Wow, that priest!
00:56:56In the end, everything was sorted out.
00:57:11Even the record player.
00:57:12Tell me!
00:57:35It's me, Violeta.
00:57:37But you're crazy, Mozuela.
00:57:38You know you shouldn't call me here.
00:57:40I know, my Bobby Edwin, but I need to see you today.
00:57:43But we were together the day before yesterday.
00:57:45Do you think I've forgotten?
00:57:46No, doll.
00:57:48Because I haven't forgotten, I need you today.
00:57:51Yes, daughter, but at my age, those excesses, twice a week,
00:57:55They lead to a sure heart attack.
00:57:57Besides, you're teasing me in a moment.
00:58:00Doctor, finish quickly, because in this position I feel like a beach bum.
00:58:04Okay.
00:58:05Yes, indeed, Doña Lucrecia.
00:58:08Two of those pills a week is a lot.
00:58:12Even for me.
00:58:13I mean, for my patients.
00:58:15Let's go.
00:58:17Alright.
00:58:18Where and when will that medical contact take place?
00:58:21Oh!
00:58:22Tonight, at my house.
00:58:24Well, well, it won't be for lack of trying on my part.
00:58:26I will make a great effort.
00:58:27Oh!
00:58:28A little more and the enema will come out of my eye.
00:58:33But tonight too, Florinda.
00:58:36I'm not Superman.
00:58:38Superman next to you is a moron who always flies away.
00:58:41Okay, I'll go.
00:58:42Well, why do you want me to go to that meeting?
00:58:44Are you interested in clearing up the mess surrounding your parish priest?
00:58:47Okay, where is that?
00:58:51Street of the...
00:58:52No, no, I'm writing it down, yes.
00:58:55Okay, fine, okay, yes.
00:58:57I'll be there.
00:58:58Of course I'm interested in getting married.
00:58:59But with your child's real father, right?
00:59:01Mother, do you know who he is?
00:59:04Daughter, the whores of this town know more than many people who call themselves decent.
00:59:09Oh, and don't you dare tell anyone about this, okay?
00:59:12No, I won't say anything.
00:59:13But do you think it will work?
00:59:15It won't fail.
00:59:17The important thing is that nobody knows anything.
00:59:18Because you're interested in that girl, aren't you?
00:59:20Sure, but the thing is, I don't have what it takes to stand up to my father.
00:59:26Don't worry.
00:59:27Your father won't say a word.
00:59:29Here it says, Mother Street of Flowers.
00:59:31From the pains?
00:59:32What kind of pain?
00:59:33What is that, mother?
00:59:35I bet there aren't many batteries like these in this town.
00:59:38Sing it to me, daughter.
00:59:38You know I've sung.
00:59:40I hear it too.
00:59:40It wouldn't be a mistake for us to leave tonight.
00:59:45Holding hands won't be a bad idea.
00:59:49She's going to help my nephew, holding his hand.
00:59:53And what has your nephew done to need our help?
00:59:55Oh, mother, to make her understand that I would have to sing her a whole song.
00:59:59And the votes don't reflect that.
01:00:00To solve your daughter Matilde's problem once and for all, be sure to go tonight.
01:00:05I don't like this, to be honest.
01:00:16A big fuss can be made, and in this house, not to offend, but it has a reputation.
01:00:22Yes sir.
01:00:23She is famous throughout the region.
01:00:24But what fame, girls.
01:00:26Forget it, father.
01:00:27Today we gave permission to all the girls.
01:00:29The house is empty and no customers are being received.
01:00:31Well, as long as the bishop doesn't find out.
01:00:33He'll find out.
01:00:34We have quoted him here as well.
01:00:36Here?
01:00:37The bishop?
01:00:39I won't need to hang up my religious habit.
01:00:41They're going to excommunicate me.
01:00:43Everything will be alright.
01:00:44Yeah.
01:00:45Go on, get in the pantry.
01:00:47At the back or next to the kitchen.
01:00:49You will leave at the appropriate time.
01:00:50The pantry is not the most suitable place.
01:00:52Nervousness makes me want to eat.
01:00:54This either gets fixed immediately or we'll all end up in jail.
01:01:01He's your man.
01:01:02I vanish.
01:01:03Here I am!
01:01:08But, Flora, my daughter, what's wrong with you?
01:01:10My heart, I attract you so much.
01:01:11What's happening?
01:01:12Can't women be the ones to ask for the love of our men?
01:01:16Yes, woman.
01:01:17But I had always believed that in the realm of festive eroticism he was rather ordinary.
01:01:22And now it turns out I'm a Latin lover.
01:01:25We were walking around impatiently.
01:01:27Girl, I think that from now on, instead of paying you, I'm going to charge you.
01:01:32Look, I'm going to charge you 10,000 pesetas per session and you provide the bed, honey.
01:01:35Come in, love.
01:01:39Oh, thank goodness.
01:01:41I thought this quote was one of your jokes.
01:01:43Because?
01:01:44I love you and today I long to be yours.
01:01:46And I'm yours, but like this, so often, without anesthesia.
01:01:49I'm not a kid anymore.
01:01:51I'm sure I'll reach 140 beats per minute today.
01:01:53You think?
01:01:54Look, that really excites me, you see.
01:01:57This way, 140.
01:02:00I think that's what Josephine achieved after Waterloo and Madame Curie when she discovered radium.
01:02:05Anyway, you're going to have to work hard today because I'm coming from a low mood.
01:02:10This is crazy.
01:02:12I'm leaving.
01:02:14Nothing, man, nothing.
01:02:15If they're going to make you new, you'll see.
01:02:18They are very nice girls.
01:02:21Come in, see?
01:02:28They leave the door open to provide facilities.
01:02:31Grandpa, this seems crazy to me.
01:02:33None of that, none of that.
01:02:34I came here 60 years ago and look at me now.
01:02:38I have been married four times.
01:02:40I have had 12 children and a cat.
01:02:42They're all very macho.
01:02:43I'm not going to settle for having a soft grandson.
01:02:48Grandpa, don't embarrass me.
01:02:49I'm not a softie.
01:02:50Well, let's say, different.
01:02:53Well, they're going to give you a new one here.
01:02:56Dispatch.
01:02:57If the "rompetíos" were there, that's what I called her, the "rompetíos," she's the one who inaugurated me.
01:03:06He'll be 80 years old, grandpa.
01:03:08That doesn't matter.
01:03:09In these houses there's always a new uncle-breaker.
01:03:12Come on, booth, go on.
01:03:14Let's take a look, nothing's showing up here.
01:03:16And if we leave, grandpa.
01:03:17You're going to have fun.
01:03:20They used to put on some shows here.
01:03:22I remember one night, girls and customers dressed up as if it were May 2nd.
01:03:27Almost as funny as a court session, but the modern kind, you know?
01:03:30Excuse me, are you sure you've been summoned here?
01:03:34Yes, I wrote it down correctly.
01:03:36And why?
01:03:37Who lives in this house?
01:03:39I don't know.
01:03:41But he did well to wear a beret and scarf.
01:03:43This makes him less recognizable.
01:03:45To be honest, my mouth is dry.
01:03:47Wouldn't there be some water around here?
01:03:48Come on, the kitchen is this way.
01:03:50Follow me.
01:03:51Oh, but do you know the house?
01:03:52I know all the houses in this town.
01:03:56This door was made to measure for you, you little shrimp.
01:03:59The house is empty, grandpa.
01:04:00Let's go.
01:04:00Have we arrived too soon?
01:04:02I don't know why you brought me here, to be honest.
01:04:05Listen to me.
01:04:05Do you see it?
01:04:06They're already arriving.
01:04:07Mother, mother, it's still early.
01:04:11My nephew is in trouble.
01:04:13I don't trust anyone.
01:04:16We're going to give him a hand.
01:04:18Mother, mother, it's still early.
01:04:21Hey!
01:04:22I told you.
01:04:24The girls are already there.
01:04:26I'm going to take my pants off so I'm ready.
01:04:30Oh, how embarrassing!
01:04:31Let's hide so I can see them before they see me.
01:04:34Lottery tickets!
01:04:37Can?
01:04:40There doesn't seem to be anyone here.
01:04:41They wouldn't have called us.
01:04:42That?
01:04:42Nothing, mother.
01:04:43Let's see who's inside.
01:04:44From the center.
01:04:45Which center?
01:04:46Well, you're deaf, so I'm going to be speechless.
01:04:49Don't talk to me with your back turned because I can't see your mouth and I can't hear what you're saying.
01:04:52You, mother, are deafer than ever.
01:04:54How funny!
01:04:56Today we're dressing up as a nun.
01:04:59What a shame we didn't wear some cassocks.
01:05:02Come on, grandpa.
01:05:04A bishop's robe would have suited me well.
01:05:07Well, I've gotten it into my head that when...
01:05:10Damn, I've already forgotten what I had planned.
01:05:12Hey?
01:05:13Look, two more customers.
01:05:15Good night.
01:05:16Good night.
01:05:17No, no, no, you're not into that, mate.
01:05:19What does Methuselah say here?
01:05:20He must have come dressed as a cardinal.
01:05:24No, come on, not a cardinal, but I'm on the hierarchy.
01:05:27For now, only a bishop.
01:05:29He wanted to come dressed as a bishop.
01:05:30As a bishop?
01:05:31I don't know him.
01:05:32Where were you ordered to go?
01:05:33In Palmar de Troya?
01:05:34I think something good is going to happen here.
01:05:37Come with me.
01:05:38We'll wait around.
01:05:40The thing is, nobody takes religion seriously anymore.
01:05:43Saint Thomas, once again.
01:05:44Well, if I don't hear the irrigation anthem, I don't participate in the ritual.
01:05:48That's it.
01:05:48And this is broken, Agapito.
01:05:50If you want, I'll whistle it for you.
01:05:52It's not the same.
01:05:52You women are going crazy.
01:05:54If it weren't for the fact that you're so hot.
01:05:56Oh, mother.
01:05:57Go on, take off your pants.
01:05:59Well, but if you're kidding, you can't count on me.
01:06:02I have gone to you.
01:06:05He pulls the hair on my legs.
01:06:08Let's see if it's true that you reach 140 beats per minute today.
01:06:12Today I'm going to break your stethoscope.
01:06:14Are you making me jealous?
01:06:16Just the teeth.
01:06:18I'll be right back, I think I've left the downstairs door open.
01:06:22Don't be long, because today I'm going to try giving you an adrenaline injection.
01:06:26You're going to bounce around.
01:06:31Oh, what a fright!
01:06:32Be careful, miss, you're going to catch a cold.
01:06:34Stay calm, nothing is going to happen.
01:06:36Sure?
01:06:37Here it is.
01:06:38Well, the rich girl has arrived.
01:06:40Don't make fun of me, I'm going through a really tough time.
01:06:42Everything will be alright.
01:06:42Hey, these are pants, right?
01:06:45Yes, monkey.
01:06:46Of course, because you have no experience.
01:06:48Some it does have.
01:06:49Yes, but you'll soon find out that even the loudest man, when he's left in his underwear,
01:06:53It turns into a lamb.
01:06:55I don't know what they're trying to do, but why would they help me?
01:06:58Daughter, in confidence.
01:06:59Who do we want to help?
01:06:59It's Don Justo.
01:07:00What a mess you've gotten him into.
01:07:02And don't you know how sorry I am?
01:07:04But am I afraid of my father?
01:07:05Well, that's going to be fixed.
01:07:07Alright, hide, the trouble is about to start.
01:07:09What a mess!
01:07:10Don't ask yourself, just walk.
01:07:11Do you have to explain this to me?
01:07:12Hush, daughter, you don't know anything about visas or averages.
01:07:14What a mess they've made here tonight.
01:07:18If he catches me 80 years younger, I'll already have my pants on the floor.
01:07:25Look, grandpa, I don't see this clearly at all.
01:07:26Because you have no sense of humor.
01:07:30You're a nightmare.
01:07:31In a hurry, they summoned us in great haste.
01:07:36The whole house was so calm.
01:07:39It's not something to laugh about.
01:07:42But not a soul appears.
01:07:45We were summoned in great haste.
01:07:48How funny!
01:07:50Thank goodness, we thought there was nobody there.
01:07:52Well, here we are.
01:07:54Hey, the costume thing is really funny.
01:07:57Hey?
01:07:57What does it say?
01:07:58She's a little deaf.
01:07:59It doesn't surprise me, given the life you lead.
01:08:02Always with men.
01:08:02Of course, our elderly come first.
01:08:05Do you see it?
01:08:06These are becoming increasingly up-to-date.
01:08:09Girls used to go off with young men.
01:08:11These are done for the elderly.
01:08:14So you might ask, gentlemen, why have you called us here?
01:08:19Well, I would like you to wake my grandson up.
01:08:22That every time she sees a poster of Bertinos Bornes, her garter belt falls off.
01:08:27Have they taken him to the eye doctor?
01:08:28No, no, no.
01:08:29His illness is of a different nature.
01:08:33But the bad thing is that we haven't brought back even a Franciscan shrine.
01:08:37I am completely deaf.
01:08:39But what's more, I don't understand these people at all.
01:08:42I don't know what they're about.
01:08:43No, very clearly, they don't have it.
01:08:44Hey, buddy, come here.
01:08:46Lend my grandson the credit man.
01:08:50Let's go, Mother Abbess, these gentlemen are very strange.
01:08:53Don't look at them, they're following us.
01:08:55You see, they've already met you.
01:08:58You're really weird, your true colors are showing.
01:09:00Everyone is the way they are.
01:09:01And don't mention Bertinos Bornes to me again, or my famous penis will loosen.
01:09:04Florinda, Florinda, where have you gone?
01:09:06Chata, Florinda, Chata.
01:09:09Violeta, beautiful, I've already got the syringe boiling.
01:09:15But what are you doing here in your underwear?
01:09:17Well, check that you use them too, barracks men.
01:09:20But isn't the town doctor ashamed to be in this situation?
01:09:23And isn't the mayor ashamed of being in this situation?
01:09:27Look, I don't want to argue with you.
01:09:29So I'm leaving.
01:09:30Where are my pants?
01:09:32Hey, that's strange.
01:09:33My pants have disappeared too.
01:09:35Also?
01:09:36This sounds like a plot against democracy.
01:09:39Just in case, the best thing we can do is leave.
01:09:42They may be the only thing we agree on.
01:09:44Come on!
01:09:44Is there nobody here?
01:09:46My wife!
01:09:47This sounds more like a dirty trick than a conspiracy.
01:09:50What I do?
01:09:51Oh, you must have something to hide.
01:09:54Learn from me.
01:09:55I don't lose my dignity.
01:09:56Doña Lucinda, what are you doing here?
01:09:58My son.
01:09:59Where do I hide?
01:10:00Come this way, come this way.
01:10:02Take dignity.
01:10:03If there's something you have to hide.
01:10:05We all hide here.
01:10:07Quisquilla, as Saint Blasa already said.
01:10:08Let's go home.
01:10:09You go on, I can't do any more.
01:10:11That enema is going to kill me.
01:10:13That wretch Quisquilla has brought the bishop along.
01:10:16I'll kick him out of the game.
01:10:17Come here.
01:10:17Excuse me, where to?
01:10:18I will do that.
01:10:18Let's go out into the street, let's go out into the street, because those who summoned us have stood us up, let's go out into the street.
01:10:33Ole!
01:10:34The priest's aunt and the deaf abbess.
01:10:36What do we do?
01:10:38Come with me.
01:10:40Our legs won't be visible behind the counter.
01:10:43Well, at the last congressional meeting, Don Santiago made it very clear.
01:10:48Excuse me, Don Santiago is always standing.
01:10:51No, the one standing is Don Manuel.
01:10:53Let's not start.
01:10:54Agapito, what are you doing here?
01:10:56Did you quote me?
01:10:57Did I quote you?
01:10:58No, right?
01:11:00Dad, I didn't expect to find you.
01:11:02Why not?
01:11:03This place is frequently used by local political forces when we are going to build a consensus.
01:11:08That is.
01:11:09As Saint Pantaleon said, beware of the bump on the head.
01:11:12Oh, the gentleman from the People's Alliance.
01:11:15Oh, Bishop, I present to you the Mayor.
01:11:18Nice to meet you.
01:11:19Yes, I came here, I was summoned and of course, so as not to be rude, but I don't know why I came.
01:11:23That's better.
01:11:24Yes, as I was saying, the inflation that the province is experiencing is not politically temporary.
01:11:29Honestly, I don't understand how such important people can meet in such a strange house.
01:11:34That's politics for you, Mom.
01:11:36That?
01:11:36I'll sing it to you another day, I'm losing my voice.
01:11:39Look, Rodolfo, how well they put on a show.
01:11:42They look real.
01:11:43And there's more to come.
01:11:45Okay, we're all here.
01:11:47Long live the Mother Superior!
01:11:48Thank you.
01:11:49I've heard that.
01:11:50You see.
01:11:50I think someone here needs to give some explanations to the rubble.
01:11:56Yes, sir, we're going to give them.
01:11:58Wait a minute, no explanation is needed.
01:12:01Everything is clear now.
01:12:02But, father, get ready, Rodolfo, they're starting to undress.
01:12:05What are you two doing here?
01:12:06Look, we've already come to...
01:12:07Go away, the good stuff is about to begin.
01:12:10That's just a joke.
01:12:12You wanted me to leave the priesthood, didn't you?
01:12:14Clear.
01:12:15Well, I'll hang them up.
01:12:17He wanted me to marry his daughter, didn't he?
01:12:19Come here.
01:12:20Well, I'm getting married, and that's that.
01:12:22Oh.
01:12:23Thank goodness.
01:12:24Lord, you priest, you have been deceiving us all.
01:12:26Justo, son.
01:12:27You've ruined your career.
01:12:29But what's going on?
01:12:30Mother, mother, shut up or I'll get you.
01:12:32How lucky.
01:12:33Daughter, everything is clear.
01:12:34Yes, girl.
01:12:35In the end, this fresco has confessed the truth.
01:12:37What a lovely comedy you've put together.
01:12:40He's like Dalas, Spanish style.
01:12:42I don't want to marry him.
01:12:43You either get married or I'm leaving here and killing you.
01:12:46Hold back, Mayor.
01:12:47That's right, because of the underwear.
01:12:48It's the same.
01:12:50I'll kill you without leaving here.
01:12:51But, girl, why don't you want to marry the priest?
01:12:54It's a big game.
01:12:56A game?
01:12:56Who's playing today?
01:12:57I don't mind.
01:12:58I'm not getting married.
01:12:59Ah, that must be another issue.
01:12:59Come on, don't be silly.
01:13:01He does it for me.
01:13:03He wants to help me, but it's not necessary.
01:13:05I will get married very happily.
01:13:06And we will be very happy.
01:13:08And we will have many children.
01:13:09Ten or twelve.
01:13:10Learn from me, Rodolfo, because this one is one of my own.
01:13:14Ignore him, Father.
01:13:16She will marry you, as my name is Agapito.
01:13:19And you, Carlos, what do you have to say about this?
01:13:22Well, I...
01:13:23Nothing, what else is he going to say?
01:13:24Nothing.
01:13:25Because what does he care?
01:13:26Yes, it matters to him.
01:13:27No, Matilde, darling.
01:13:29Nobody cares that you're pregnant.
01:13:32Man...
01:13:33Yes, him.
01:13:34Yeah?
01:13:34Yes, him, right?
01:13:35Because?
01:13:36Ah, well...
01:13:37Because he is the true father of my son.
01:13:39Hey, this must be JR.
01:13:42Well, I curse his father!
01:13:43Hey, what am I?
01:13:45Well, I shit on you!
01:13:46Come on, this one and I are in you.
01:13:47Have you also been given enemas?
01:13:50You're not getting married to that scoundrel.
01:13:52And you don't marry a redhead.
01:13:54I'll punch him.
01:13:55I'll prescribe something for you.
01:13:56Man, that's going too far.
01:13:57Father, mother...
01:14:00He is the father of my son.
01:14:02Come on, Carlos.
01:14:03You say it too.
01:14:04Honestly, I think so.
01:14:06What do you mean, "you think so"?
01:14:07Well, yes.
01:14:08It must be me.
01:14:09Oh!
01:14:09It's you?
01:14:10I oppose that wedding.
01:14:12You will marry the Escura.
01:14:14And I oppose it too.
01:14:15I don't want them to sing the Internationale to my grandson to help him fall asleep.
01:14:18Very good.
01:14:19Well, we both oppose it.
01:14:20That's it.
01:14:21That's it.
01:14:21Well, there's no need to talk.
01:14:22They're doing the right thing.
01:14:23They have the right.
01:14:24They are the parents.
01:14:25And what you should do is get out of there.
01:14:28Each one of you take your child and leave.
01:14:31Listen to the pastoral voice.
01:14:33Peace be with you, gentlemen.
01:14:35I believe that the parents' right...
01:14:36Don't talk about law, Your Excellency.
01:14:38Because I know a certain girlfriend who was stood up by someone.
01:14:42I want to say that in the times we live in, young people also have rights.
01:14:46Be quiet, Your Excellency.
01:14:48That's what I say, the sinner is right.
01:14:49I believe that these two men, as parents, want what is best for their children.
01:14:53And they're not going to say anything against that wedding, because if they do, we'll all have the right to speak out.
01:14:58And if we all talk, we can organize something here...
01:15:01Well, I don't think we'd all be able to talk like parrots, would we?
01:15:06Don't doubt it, Mr. Mayor.
01:15:07You were going to hear everything here.
01:15:09I swear.
01:15:09Oh, really?
01:15:10Yes, well, actually, my colleague from the People's Alliance and I aren't exactly opposed to...
01:15:18Right, mate?
01:15:19No.
01:15:21Definitely not, to be honest.
01:15:22Thank you, Dad.
01:15:23Well, everything has been cleared up now.
01:15:25Congratulations, Dad.
01:15:26Thank you, sinner.
01:15:28Honestly, this is exciting.
01:15:32Grandpa, with all the mess of children and parents, isn't it better to be gay?
01:15:35Yes, son, yes, keep being soft, you'll do better.
01:15:40The truth?
01:15:41I didn't understand anything.
01:15:42Well, I'll explain it to you.
01:15:43No, son, he won't find out unless I tell him.
01:15:45Go on.
01:15:46Well, if necessary, I'll sing it to him.
01:15:48One, two, three, testing.
01:15:49I don't care if he can't hear me, I'll be heard up high.
01:15:56I don't care if he doesn't hear me, my conscience is clear, because there is no longer a son of the priest.
01:16:05Well, there's no priest's son anymore, I don't care if he can't hear me.
01:16:10Oh my, how I get emotional hearing this sardana.
01:16:20That's enough, Amalia, don't cry.
01:16:23This move suits me.
01:16:24Besides, in this town people don't look at me well anymore.
01:16:32He already knows that I am an atheist.
01:16:33But if all priests were like you, I'd become an altar boy.
01:16:38Good luck, father.
01:16:40I have treated you unfairly and I want to apologize.
01:16:43Don't worry, appearances were to blame.
01:16:46Okay, give the priest a whack here.
01:16:47What evidence!
01:16:48Did you see what a beating he gave him, huh?
01:16:50Will you be able to forgive me, Father?
01:16:53Of course.
01:16:54My mission is to forgive.
01:16:55But some jobs...
01:16:57You, calluses, and getting married.
01:16:59The priest who is coming to relieve me will arrive on the same bus that will take me.
01:17:02The first thing he will celebrate is your wedding.
01:17:05That...
01:17:05There's no time to waste.
01:17:07Yes, Father.
01:17:10Here you go, Father.
01:17:11This is a letter of recommendation for my party's delegate in the small town to which he has been assigned.
01:17:15Okay.
01:17:16In this country, a recommendation is always helpful.
01:17:19Have a good trip.
01:17:20Thank you.
01:17:21Father, a doughnut is for the journey.
01:17:24Thank you so much.
01:17:25You have been very good to me.
01:17:27We will not forget you, father.
01:17:28In a year you won't remember me.
01:17:31You will be keeping an eye on the priest who is replacing me.
01:17:33How can you say that?
01:17:34For us, there is only one priest in the world.
01:17:36You?
01:17:39The bishop.
01:17:44Her Excellency has been very kind to come here.
01:17:47And that's a good thing, because I didn't wake up feeling very Catholic today.
01:17:50How strange, considering how pious you are.
01:17:51I wanted to say goodbye to you because I've been transferred too.
01:17:54In Madrid they found out about my past relationship with your aunt, and to avoid temptation, which I didn't
01:17:58I was going to have them, because you have to see the drop in your aunt's health, they've sent me to one
01:18:03mission in Tanganyika.
01:18:04Oh, what can you do?
01:18:05Just in case, I've come prepared.
01:18:07How are you?
01:18:08Ah, they're sending him to Tanganyika as a city guard.
01:18:10Yes, it's because of the Sunday elephants.
01:18:12She doesn't know how I feel because of me...
01:18:14No, son, no.
01:18:15What can we do?
01:18:16But you could have been more careful, pal, because out of nowhere I'm going to
01:18:20to swell with blacks and lions.
01:18:22Excuse me.
01:18:22And to sweeten the trip, here you go.
01:18:24Some saint's doughnuts.
01:18:26They suit you.
01:18:27To the gador.
01:18:28And these flowers are for her to feed her elephants.
01:18:31That way they'll love him more.
01:18:33I'll keep the letter of recommendation, because you've already got a job, right?
01:18:37Well, I don't understand anything you're saying, and what you've told me lately makes it even worse.
01:18:39Look!
01:18:40Here comes your bus.
01:18:41Well, have a good trip, okay?
01:18:42And you know, if you keep getting into trouble, I'll buy you a hat like this one.
01:18:45And I will find you a parish among wild beasts and swamps.
01:18:48Saint Francis de Sales already said it.
01:18:51Fruit salts, of course.
01:18:52TRUE?
01:18:52Said.
01:18:53Yes, to the...
01:18:53Well, I don't know what he said.
01:18:55Goodbye, okay?
01:18:55Goodbye, goodbye.
01:18:56Tear them out of the anthem and don't stop that row, eh?
01:18:59Enjoy your stay in the tropics.
01:19:01And I hope you go there, which I'm sure you will...
01:19:03Because she knows me.
01:19:12No, no, no, no.
01:19:19No, no, no.
01:19:20No, no, no.
01:19:20No, no, no.
01:19:20No no.
01:19:20Listen.
01:19:22Oh!
01:19:22Mr. Justo?
01:19:23Yes, it's me.
01:19:25You are the new parish priest who is coming to replace me.
01:19:26Yeah.
01:19:27Hey, nice town, huh?
01:19:29Yes, it's beautiful.
01:19:31I could do sports here.
01:19:32Oh, you like sports too?
01:19:34Yeah.
01:19:34And what sport does he play?
01:19:35Well, you see, I put on a hard rock cassette and move my waist.
01:19:38Oh, what a march, Father!
01:19:39Ah, yes, that's very good for burning fat.
01:19:42Let's see, what are you hearing?
01:19:43No, no, mine are harder.
01:19:44Oh, this is really good, isn't it?
01:19:46Yeah.
01:19:47Well, he's going to have a great time here.
01:19:49Yeah?
01:19:49Because I'm leaving him a disco in the parish house that belongs to Macié.
01:19:53Ale!
01:19:54Welcome, sir.
01:19:55Hello, daughters.
01:19:56What is your name?
01:19:57Roberto, but my friends call me Robert.
01:19:59And some affectionately call him Father Reford.
01:20:02I am your mistress, Don Robert.
01:20:04Come on, I'll take you to the priest's house.
01:20:06Come on, daughter.
01:20:07Wow, that's intense, I'm really going strong!
01:20:10Wow, wow, wow, wow!
01:20:11I'm going down, okay?
01:20:12Watch out, watch out!
01:20:13Now I'm going up again.
01:20:14How did you get your body out, parishioners?
01:20:16Oh, that looks like a fake-out!
01:20:17Well, goodbye.
01:20:18And let's see if you can put an end to the political infighting among yourselves.
01:20:21that above party interests
01:20:23Good human relations must be present.
01:20:25God, wait, Father, this isn't starting.
01:20:27What's happening?
01:20:28Ah, I'll fix that!
01:20:30It must be the small motor.
01:20:31Leave it, leave it, father, you're not very clever.
01:20:33No, we'd better push it.
01:20:36Here it is.
01:20:37That's it.
01:20:38It's because the Bendis is faulty.
01:20:40What is this?
01:20:40This bus is back on the village route, I'm telling you.
01:20:43Red with blue.
01:20:44Now, Father, I'm going back to the fundraising.
01:20:46He's killed him, he's killed him, I told you, he's killed him.
01:20:49But what a load he's carrying, Father!
01:20:56You should stick to flowers, like Father Mudina!
01:20:59Come, come!
01:20:59Come, come!
01:20:59Come, come!
01:20:59Come, come!
01:20:59Come, come, come!
01:20:59Come, come, come!
01:20:59Come, come, come, come!
01:21:01Come, come, come!
01:21:02Let it rain, my God, let it rain!
01:21:04Let it rain, but not too much!
01:21:06What are you doing?
01:21:08Oh my God, I just wanted to help!
01:21:10It will be possible!
01:21:11Come, come!
01:21:11Come, come!
01:21:19Come, come!
01:21:49Come, come!
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