Ya no va más 1988 HD 1080 Completa Antonio Ozores, Marta Valverde

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Reparto: Antonio Ozores, Marta Valverde, Ricardo Merino, Rafael Hernández, Carmen Grey, Trini Alonso, María Álvarez, Loreto Valverde, Tomás Zori, Fedra Lorente  Dirección: Mariano Ozores  Sinopsis: Raúl es un empleado de la sufrida clase media al que, como a tantos, no le salen las cuentas a fin de mes. De pronto descubre algo que para él era desconocido: la ruleta. Cuando se dispone a jugar sus ahorros en el Casino de la Manga del Mar Menor, conoce a otro pobre diablo que va a lo mismo, y deciden hacer una pequeña sociedad.

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00:05:37And every day at nine o'clock at night?

00:05:38No, in the morning.

00:05:40In the morning? Boo! I just can't stand getting up early.

00:05:43Hey, couldn't you come at eleven, eleven thirty, or at the latest at twelve?

00:05:46No, it opens at nine.

00:05:49Okay, but don't worry, I'll keep opening it, but you know you have to close it later.

00:05:53No, no, that's true... Well, what time does it close?

00:05:55At eight o'clock.

00:05:56At eight o'clock.

00:05:57What bad luck! I pick up my girlfriend every day at seven.

00:06:00Well, you'll be leaving a little earlier.

00:06:02That's better.

00:06:04And here? What do I have to do?

00:06:06Well, the first thing to do in the morning is to vacuum.

00:06:08No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:06:09I'm a maid!

00:06:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:06:12I'll do it.

00:06:13Then you have to attend to the customers.

00:06:15And what about snack time?

00:06:17Entering at twelve?

00:06:18What does that have to do with anything? They're union rules.

00:06:21I arrive around twelve o'clock and the first thing I do is have my half hour for a snack.

00:06:24Lunch break at one o'clock.

00:06:25But if we close at two.

00:06:27Before eating, I always have my snack.

00:06:30And then we open at four.

00:06:31I'll arrive around five because I usually take a nap.

00:06:35So, you're coming at 12:30, leaving at 1:00, and then coming back...

00:06:39at five o'clock and leaves again at seven.

00:06:40Yes, except on Saturdays.

00:06:42Because I work a week-long week and I don't work.

00:06:46And how much do you want to charge for that?

00:06:49Normal.

00:06:51You tell me.

00:06:53One hundred thousand a month?

00:06:56Twenty thousand pesetas for being a slave all day?

00:06:58Oh no, sir.

00:06:59Please sign there so they can see at the unemployment office that I've come.

00:07:02Wow, that's really annoying.

00:07:04Come on, how rude.

00:07:05Clear.

00:07:06Now I understand why five suitors came and she didn't settle down with any of them.

00:07:10That's where you stay.

00:07:11And I warn you that with those conditions it's going to take you a long time to find an employee.

00:07:17I'm not telling you.

00:07:18Who was he?

00:07:18I don't know.

00:07:19Another lazy person who doesn't want to work.

00:07:21Is it possible?

00:07:22Well, this makes five.

00:07:25Boy, buttons.

00:07:31You tell me, Mr. Puente.

00:07:32Well, today's protested letters are ready.

00:07:36Bring the wheelbarrow.

00:07:37Immediately.

00:07:39Ah, the director says to go see him with Mr. Aristotle Onassis's risk account.

00:07:44What are you saying?

00:07:46No, man, no.

00:07:47Aristides González.

00:07:48No.

00:07:48You're always wrong.

00:07:50Be careful with those bills, and if you lose one, make sure it's the one for twelve hundred pesetas, which is mine.

00:07:54Uh-huh.

00:07:57A disaster, Mr. Director.

00:08:00A ruin.

00:08:01Yes, yes, yes, ma'am, I know.

00:08:02And I'm very sorry about that.

00:08:04But understand that.

00:08:05I cannot withhold an employee's salary without a court order.

00:08:08But my husband is going to leave us out on the street.

00:08:10Out on the street!

00:08:11Or he's taken everything of value from the apartment to sell.

00:08:16And do you know what you did yesterday?

00:08:18No idea.

00:08:18Because I think it's his business.

00:08:21He's already carried the bat board!

00:08:23The bat board?

00:08:25But who's going to buy that?

00:08:27Well, what do I know?

00:08:28Hey, Raúl, just a moment.

00:08:29I'll sell you a bat board.

00:08:30I would have given you a thousand pesetas for her this morning.

00:08:32But what do I want that for now?

00:08:34It is very useful, for example, for making a frame for a picture.

00:08:38No, thank you, I already have it.

00:08:39Of course, I see her so little that...

00:08:42Have you looked in the mirror?

00:08:44Do you look unwell?

00:08:46I just can't sleep.

00:08:47So instead of sheep, you have finance directors, for example, right?

00:08:52No, I don't sleep because I spend so much time on it.

00:08:56A bit of a love triangle, huh?

00:08:58A lover, Mr. Director?

00:09:00No way?

00:09:01A prostitute, no matter how expensive she was, wouldn't be that noisy for the family.

00:09:06Excuse me, ma'am.

00:09:07Happens.

00:09:08Do you give your permission, Mr. Director?

00:09:09Bridge, pass, bridge, pass.

00:09:11I bring you the risk of Aristides González.

00:09:14And what about that risk?

00:09:15Well, this is... extremely risky.

00:09:17Look at those folders to see if they can hold more paper.

00:09:20And well, unless it's from a newspaper, no...

00:09:21Well, if it's not a woman, then you tell me what it is.

00:09:25Because a man doesn't lose his mind just like that.

00:09:27The game, Mr. Director.

00:09:29The game!

00:09:31He spends everything he earns in that casino.

00:09:34Is it true that you lose so much at the casino?

00:09:36Everything, my husband, everything.

00:09:38He is a man worried about debt, like all Spaniards.

00:09:42And he says that roulette is going to make us rich.

00:09:45What happened, bridge? What's going on?

00:09:47No, no, that's what it gives me.

00:09:47So now you tell me about roulette, because then you told me,

00:09:49Damn, there's the money.

00:09:50And since he hadn't said it to her again after that,

00:09:52I don't like baby eels.

00:09:53And then I repeated that to him the next time because his mother had come.

00:09:55Do you understand?

00:09:56Well, then leave it.

00:09:57And tell the bellboy to come and collect all that.

00:09:59Yes, Mr. Director.

00:10:00At your service, Mr. Director.

00:10:01Dear editor, I dropped it, but it's not important.

00:10:03Mr. Director, ma'am, don't cry for me.

00:10:04Goodbye, Mr. Director.

00:10:08Sir, tell us.

00:10:09Mr. Calandres, how can I help you?

00:10:12I'm going to deposit some money.

00:10:13Please fill out the form for me.

00:10:16You know I get confused.

00:10:18Why not?

00:10:19Heels or metal?

00:10:22Pasta, goose pasta.

00:10:23Wow, she's involved in human trafficking, huh?

00:10:26That's not a bad business, but no, sir.

00:10:28Three straight bets and two horses at the La Manga casino.

00:10:31Ah, but does this work?

00:10:33You see.

00:10:34Because it involves having a trick.

00:10:36I play endgames and black and red.

00:10:38And here it is.

00:10:40562,000 pesetas.

00:10:43And have they had to invest a lot of money in this?

00:10:47Well, about 20,000 pesetas.

00:10:4820,000 pesetas, right?

00:10:50One moment.

00:10:51I'm going to watch this one now.

00:10:55How much do you want for the toilet seat?

00:10:58Two bets on full board and horses.

00:11:011,200 pesetas.

00:11:02Very good, very good.

00:11:03Okay, I'll buy it from you, I'll buy it from you.

00:11:04With one condition.

00:11:05Take me to the casino tonight.

00:11:07Pretend.

00:11:08And this is the Star dining room.

00:11:10As you can see, the house has the best conditions.

00:11:14What do you think, darling?

00:11:16Very good.

00:11:17We are in the middle of the countryside.

00:11:19To go to the cinema you have to take the train.

00:11:21The newspaper subscription is for the provinces.

00:11:24If I want to talk to my mother, who lives downtown, I have to request a conference call.

00:11:27And to go shopping you have to travel 50 kilometers on the road and 5 kilometers on a forest track.

00:11:31So they're not interested?

00:11:32We need to think about it.

00:11:34Well, I'll leave you now, I have to attend to other customers, okay?

00:11:36Okay, okay, take it easy.

00:11:38You don't like it, do you?

00:11:40Amparo, how many apartments have we seen in the 14 years since we've been about to get married?

00:11:44Oh, I don't even remember.

00:11:45Well, apart from Isabel Peral's submarine, everything that has been built in Cartagena.

00:11:50I know you're right.

00:11:51But I'm not a crazy person who gets married just like that.

00:11:54We need to think about it.

00:11:5614 years old?

00:11:58And where are we going to live?

00:11:59Do we have to buy an apartment?

00:12:01How much money do we have saved?

00:12:03About 300,000.

00:12:04And there must be tickets from the Republic.

00:12:07If we need something to give us a push, an injection.

00:12:11But from where?

00:12:13Because of how hard it is for you to find a job.

00:12:16I do what I can.

00:12:18But you don't know what plan some business owners are on.

00:12:20Come in, come this way.

00:12:22This is the Star Dining Room.

00:12:25Yes, it's not bad.

00:12:27How much do they cost?

00:12:28Ten million.

00:12:29It depends on the deadlines.

00:12:30Look, here are the payment methods.

00:12:34Let's go see the kitchen, because I'm in a hurry, okay?

00:12:37Any dates?

00:12:38No, son.

00:12:39The La Manga casino opens at 8.

00:12:40And I have a half-hour drive.

00:12:42Are you going too?

00:12:43Almost every day.

00:12:44But you always lose there.

00:12:46It will be you.

00:12:47I make 300,000 net a month.

00:12:49But you spend your life there.

00:12:51It's a more pleasant job than others.

00:12:56Protection.

00:12:57I think I know where the injection we need is going to come from.

00:13:20Good night.

00:13:21Good night.

00:13:22Where are the ticket booths?

00:13:23Which ticket offices?

00:13:24No, I just wanted to get a ticket, a general admission one.

00:13:26No, sir.

00:13:26Inside, they take his information and give him the ticket.

00:13:28Thank you very much, yes.

00:13:28No, it's not that I'm going to give him a tip.

00:13:30I don't trust these people one bit.

00:13:45Excuse me, is this where they sell tickets?

00:13:48Yes, I think so.

00:13:52Is this your first time at the casino?

00:13:55No no.

00:13:57I already...

00:14:00And how much does the ticket cost?

00:14:02Well, it depends, the first few rows are more expensive.

00:14:05Oh, but sitting there?

00:14:06And it still stands here?

00:14:07Depends.

00:14:08I suppose there will be standing areas like in football.

00:14:12Total.

00:14:13And this is also your first time at the casino, isn't it?

00:14:17Yes sir.

00:14:18But I'm ashamed to say that I've never been inside a casino.

00:14:21You are right, yes.

00:14:22You used to come to a gambling place like this often and you were a scoundrel.

00:14:26Now you say you've never come here and you're an idiot.

00:14:31Well, the thing is, I was supposed to meet a friend here, but it seems he stood me up.

00:14:34We asked there.

00:14:36Okay, let's go.

00:14:39Hello good.

00:14:41How much does the cheapest ticket cost?

00:14:42There is only one and it costs 600 pesetas.

00:14:44Well, give us two, since we're here.

00:14:46Your identity documents, please?

00:14:48So that?

00:14:49If we haven't done anything.

00:14:50But those are the rules.

00:14:52Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know.

00:14:54And what will they be asking for the documentation for?

00:14:56No, it must be in case you lose everything and have a heart attack so you can warn your family.

00:15:01Yes, I mean.

00:15:02I don't know, I don't know.

00:15:08So much paperwork, this place is like a ministry.

00:15:15Hey, this is some serious luxury, isn't it?

00:15:17Look, look, look, look, look, look.

00:15:20They must be making tons of money.

00:15:23How much will the chips be worth?

00:15:24This one can't possibly be worth 40 pesetas.

00:15:2740 duros is a building with as much marble as this one.

00:15:30Go on.

00:15:31No, the minimum bet is 40 pesetas.

00:15:34Ah, well, I haven't brought any luck, have I?

00:15:36Here, from what I've seen in the movies, they exchange your money for tokens.

00:15:39I am afraid of losing what I have brought.

00:15:41I won't lose it, because I've had it in my pocket since this morning.

00:15:45Hey, and my hand is sweating, huh?

00:15:47And how much can you earn here in one go?

00:15:51500.

00:15:52Neither?

00:15:53Thousand.

00:15:54Thousand.

00:15:55500.

00:15:55Thousand.

00:15:56Okay, let's exchange the money, shall we?

00:16:00Excuse me, where can I exchange money for...?

00:16:03There.

00:16:03Thank you.

00:16:04Ah, thank you very much.

00:16:06Take what's yours.

00:16:08Please, what's the smallest bet?

00:16:10To talk about it now, dice, French or American roulette.

00:16:13Oh, no, we don't have...

00:16:14No, no, the smallest one.

00:16:16200 pesetas.

00:16:17You have it, 25,000 pesetas in round tokens.

00:16:20Good.

00:16:21Only 20,000 for me.

00:16:24Prettier cards, what else is wrong?

00:16:26The thing is, that doesn't seem like money and it disappears like water.

00:16:30No, no sir, I haven't forgotten that each one of these costs 40 pesetas, eh?

00:16:33Yes, I'm stupid.

00:16:34Yes, yes.

00:16:35So, can we play this at any table?

00:16:37Yes, wherever you want.

00:16:39Thank you very much, huh?

00:16:46So where do we stand?

00:16:48Well, I don't know, if you like, let's go together and find out at the same time.

00:16:51Okay, okay, fine.

00:16:52But let's not pretend we're novices, lest we get confused.

00:16:55That?

00:16:55Approve fortune?

00:16:56Yes, let's see if we can get one of 14.

00:16:58There are two free spots left.

00:17:00Come.

00:17:02Who is this?

00:17:03She must be one of those who gives massages to Moors.

00:17:05Uh-huh.

00:17:10That guy is so lucky.

00:17:12The bad thing is that it makes the person next to him jealous.

00:17:15Oh, Don Ramón.

00:17:17Is he not bad at it?

00:17:18Excuse me.

00:17:18Yes, it seems we were right.

00:17:20Employee stance.

00:17:21Two hundred and sixty.

00:17:22Do you mind if these friends stand here?

00:17:24No, no, of course, whatever you want.

00:17:26Employees?

00:17:26Thank you very much, that's very kind of you.

00:17:29Is the table hot?

00:17:31For me, yes.

00:17:33Since I see that you are experts, I'll leave it to you.

00:17:35See you later.

00:17:36See you later.

00:17:37Thank you so much.

00:17:41Here you go, sir.

00:17:42Thank you.

00:17:43Light the fire, gentlemen.

00:17:45It's big.

00:17:46What number do we play on the mat?

00:17:48I don't know, I was born on the seventeenth.

00:17:50Well, the seventeenth.

00:17:51This gentleman has already posted it before.

00:17:52Huh?

00:17:53Well, next time he'll wake up, yes.

00:17:54I'm going to play the disarray.

00:17:56To this same one.

00:17:57Place your bets.

00:17:58Can it be reset to zero?

00:17:59He's one of the few who are still free.

00:18:00Well, you put it up and if they tell you no, you just take it back and that's it, no big deal.

00:18:03Here I come.

00:18:03Go up.

00:18:05Excuse me.

00:18:07They've dumped me.

00:18:11That's it.

00:18:12It's done because the ball is rolling.

00:18:14I'm sweating.

00:18:16It's awful.

00:18:19Twenty-two, black.

00:18:20Stop and go.

00:18:21I've died.

00:18:21And you?

00:18:23No, I approached.

00:18:25Hey, will you be paying the refund here?

00:18:26Well, I don't know, I have no idea.

00:18:28Look, look, look, look.

00:18:29Don Ramón has made another beeline for money.

00:18:31But man, Don Ramón again?

00:18:33Yes, it seems I'm on a roll.

00:18:35I'm going to take that package back because it won't fit all the chips that...

00:18:38Don't even think about touching this.

00:18:40Excuse me, look, how did this little guy get?

00:18:42What could he have there?

00:18:43I don't know, maybe it's the local, I don't know.

00:18:47Place your bets, gentlemen.

00:18:49I'm going to bet three chips now.

00:18:51Play seventeen before they take it away.

00:18:54I'm going to play five to five, that is, capybara.

00:18:56It will be my turn.

00:18:57Honestly, I don't know if we'll win, but this is an exciting time.

00:19:00But look, some people say it's better here than in bed with a girl.

00:19:04No, man, no, not that.

00:19:05I say winning.

00:19:05He's winning!

00:19:06Yes, a thousand times, man.

00:19:08Is that it?

00:19:12If it let you put your hand in and stop the ball wherever you wanted, it would be...

00:19:15Oh, now that would be a joy to play!

00:19:17Man.

00:19:20Twenty-nine black, odd and pass.

00:19:23Nothing, nothing.

00:19:24I believe that the numbers we play with aren't in that round thing.

00:19:27No, man, we weren't going to arrive and kiss the saint.

00:19:30Which saint am I talking about?

00:19:31No, no, it was something else.

00:19:33No, he says we're not going to arrive on the first day and win, right?

00:19:36Isn't it selling?

00:19:37And how have you been doing, you wretch?

00:19:39I got a perfect score and three horses.

00:19:43Three horses?

00:19:43He must have left them in the stable, right?

00:19:46Hey, what's that?

00:19:48This is the first time he's come.

00:19:50That's right, yes, that's the truth, yes.

00:19:52It shows.

00:19:54Of course, I told you.

00:19:55It's going to show, it's going to show.

00:19:57And what do you do to always win?

00:19:59I play by a method.

00:20:01Ah, but what about the method?

00:20:02Yes of course.

00:20:03And can you win with a method?

00:20:04Of course, he doesn't see what the guy has earned.

00:20:06It depends on the methods.

00:20:08I'm betting three straight bets with horses.

00:20:11and a reserve for the final eight.

00:20:14But this final eight depends on the numbers.

00:20:16that have come out in the last twenty flights.

00:20:20Well, I'm leaving.

00:20:22I've already earned my two hundred thousand pesetas.

00:20:25Two hundred thousand.

00:20:26Good night.

00:20:28Hello good.

00:20:33Three balls per team riding eight on horseback at the end.

00:20:37And that's what I understood?

00:20:39And that's how you win.

00:20:40Well, I've seen it!

00:20:41Place your bets, gentlemen.

00:20:44What do we do?

00:20:45We continue.

00:20:46What do you think?

00:20:47Since we're here,

00:20:49We can put on some flat songs and get on the horse.

00:20:52That?

00:20:52How's it going?

00:20:53It was terrible for us.

00:20:54Don Ramón has done well, yes.

00:20:56Well, they should have put their chips where he did.

00:20:59Ah, but that can be done.

00:21:00Of course, it's not prohibited.

00:21:02If only we had known!

00:21:04Keep playing.

00:21:04And keep your spirits up.

00:21:07Come on, cheer up, man.

00:21:08Now that Don Ramón is gone, we're going to make a fortune.

00:21:11Five to four!

00:21:12I'm still at seventeen.

00:21:13Clear.

00:21:14Will it ever come out?

00:21:15That.

00:21:16Let's see now.

00:21:17Let's see.

00:21:20Is that it?

00:21:24Eleven and black, odd and missing.

00:21:27Nothing, nothing.

00:21:28Not a donkey, not a horse.

00:21:29Nothing, nothing at all, nothing at all.

00:21:30I've left everything to seventeen.

00:21:32That's it.

00:21:33Seventeen, black, odd, and missing.

00:21:34There you go!

00:21:35No, great-aunt!

00:21:37Now number seventeen comes out.

00:21:40What a lovely evening!

00:21:40Nothing, it's all Cuspier's fault.

00:21:44That's it, this costs the number.

00:21:48Good night.

00:21:53Four hours for nothing.

00:21:54I think we've paid a price for being rookies.

00:21:56Yes, five thousand pesetas for a rookie initiation, that's all I had.

00:21:58And I have four thousand pesetas.

00:22:00Okay, okay.

00:22:01And how will Don Ramón do it?

00:22:03Because he has a method, because no one wins the Christmas lottery.

00:22:06And that grabs a fourteen-peseta coin.

00:22:09Well, nice to meet you.

00:22:10Raúl Sánchez at your service.

00:22:12Hello, goodbye.

00:22:13And better luck next time.

00:22:14One moment.

00:22:15Do you plan to return?

00:22:17Yes, because they're not going to be that bad all night.

00:22:20Neither you nor I are very skilled.

00:22:21Why don't we join forces and chip in?

00:22:24Well, we can.

00:22:25Tomorrow at the same time?

00:22:26Good.

00:22:27How much should we bring?

00:22:29Fifteen thousand each?

00:22:30I'm married and I'm trying to get three thousand pesetas out of my wife.

00:22:33But okay, fine.

00:22:35I'm bringing three thousand pesetas.

00:22:37Bye bye.

00:22:38Three thousand pesetas?

00:22:40But he needs it so much.

00:22:41Phew, phew.

00:22:42You don't know how my mother-in-law is doing.

00:22:44Six years eating mashed potatoes.

00:22:46He is missing all his upper teeth.

00:22:48In other words, the kind who eat sandwiches.

00:22:50And there isn't one below.

00:22:51The aunt doesn't have a single piece.

00:22:52But what are they going to use to attach the hairpiece?

00:22:55Well, with three thousand duros of my soul already.

00:22:58Well, you know that's not the custom.

00:23:00Already.

00:23:01And the bottom part?

00:23:02That's worse.

00:23:04But how could it be worse?

00:23:05If he has nothing of his own upstairs.

00:23:07Well, they have to put a screw in it, right?

00:23:10And the nut is on the outside.

00:23:13So, you know, she's my mother-in-law, right?

00:23:15Well, I pity her.

00:23:17He has to put in all the platinum part, right?

00:23:20I went a little overboard.

00:23:21Nickel plated, nickel plated.

00:23:22Well, yes, of course.

00:23:23And the nut ends up on the outside here, right?

00:23:25She looks like a Forfisti, poor thing.

00:23:28Okay, man, okay.

00:23:29Since it is an illness, and I know very well what that is,

00:23:33I will speak with the council.

00:23:35Thank you, Mr. Director.

00:23:37May God repay him.

00:23:38You are a saint.

00:23:39I hope your neck gets better.

00:23:41Come on!

00:23:44But what's three thousand pesetas for?

00:23:46Do you want us to get married or not?

00:23:48What do you think?

00:23:49So then, we're going to make an investment with the savings we have.

00:23:52Fifteen thousand pesetas, which will become one hundred thousand tomorrow.

00:23:56I don't trust you, Juan.

00:23:57I don't trust him.

00:23:59Come on, auntie.

00:24:00If I only think of you.

00:24:02I want us to get married and for you not to have to continue being this chiropractor's assistant.

00:24:06And may it not be lacking.

00:24:07And don't think my boss is great.

00:24:10He has such great hands, he can take care of a sick person.

00:24:12He pulls it here and there and makes it look brand new.

00:24:15But that whole thing about shooting people is outdated.

00:24:17Come on, what do we do with those three thousand pesetas?

00:24:19Alright.

00:24:20I'll give them to you tomorrow.

00:24:22It has to be now, girl.

00:24:24Don't be affectionate, Juan.

00:24:27Right here, on top of the stretcher.

00:24:29Then you complain that all your bones hurt.

00:24:32In addition, he is expecting a very important client.

00:24:34A minister?

00:24:35No, Don Obdulio.

00:24:37It requires a long treatment.

00:24:38And he has to give me ten thousand pesetas today.

00:24:42So, what do we do?

00:24:44You're a sex addict.

00:24:45No, I'm talking about money.

00:24:47Here I have five thousand pesetas.

00:24:49The rest is in the bank.

00:24:50I need fifteen thousand.

00:24:57Tell me.

00:24:58Yes, it's me.

00:25:00Now.

00:25:01I'm waiting for a client.

00:25:03Okay, okay.

00:25:04I'll be there right away.

00:25:06A patient is waiting for me.

00:25:07Can you do me a favor?

00:25:08Wait here.

00:25:09Don Obdulio will come.

00:25:10You tell him to wait for me.

00:25:12I had to go out for an urgent case.

00:25:16And what am I supposed to do with only five thousand pears?

00:25:18I can't do any more, Juan.

00:25:20And how are we going to get that injection we need for the floor?

00:25:23Working, Juan.

00:25:24It's the best way.

00:25:26Wait for me, Don Obdulio.

00:25:29Goes.

00:25:53Is the doctor or his assistant not here?

00:25:55No, my partner isn't here, but I can do the treatment.

00:26:00I didn't know the doctor had a partner.

00:26:03We have two clinics and I'm always at the larger one.

00:26:06Come in, come in.

00:26:07Let's see if you can take away this neck pain.

00:26:10I think he's arthritic.

00:26:12Or of, or of, or, or, or of cervicals.

00:26:14Yes, my partner already notified me.

00:26:15I'm aware of the background.

00:26:16His case is crystal clear.

00:26:18When I was studying in Indonesia, it was...

00:26:20I didn't know that creosote is from Indonesia.

00:26:24Well, yes, Indonesia, yes, yes, yes.

00:26:25It's because an American who was in Indonesia showed it to me.

00:26:28Ah.

00:26:29Or are Americans only in America?

00:26:30Well, I don't know.

00:26:31And speaking of Americans, my partner has told me that you have to make a cash payment.

00:26:36Yeah.

00:26:38Ten thousand pesetas.

00:26:39Just leave them there on the table.

00:26:40I don't like to handle money during the consultation.

00:26:42Of course, because of thirst.

00:26:43Yeah.

00:26:46There it is.

00:26:48Okay, so sit down on the little table, we're going to start the treatment.

00:27:02Listen, the doctor always does it with his hand.

00:27:05Of course, the knife is for opening the door, which sometimes gets stuck.

00:27:08To take off the gloves.

00:27:12Goes.

00:27:13Okay, fine.

00:27:14Let's see.

00:27:15It's the neck, isn't it?

00:27:16Oh, oh, oh.

00:27:17Careful.

00:27:18It hurts me to death.

00:27:19Clear.

00:27:20But first we need to survey the terrain.

00:27:23Just relax and look at the ceiling.

00:27:27Don't worry.

00:27:28Well.

00:27:30Well, here goes.

00:27:32Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:27:33Oh, oh, oh.

00:27:34That's awful.

00:27:35What a pain.

00:27:38That means it's already taking effect.

00:27:39I bet his neck doesn't hurt anymore.

00:27:40I don't know about my neck, but I can't even feel my arm.

00:27:43He sees it.

00:27:44Come on.

00:27:47Oh, it feels like I'm being run over by a truck.

00:27:53Don't exaggerate.

00:27:54And don't move, or the effect will be lost.

00:27:57What if we leave it and I come back tomorrow?

00:27:59Wait, I'm going to straighten your head now.

00:28:03Wouldn't a couple of aspirins be better?

00:28:05Oh, mother of my soul.

00:28:07Why didn't I stay home?

00:28:10Don't worry, I'm already finishing you off.

00:28:12You can say that again, doctor.

00:28:15Hey, I can't lift my arm.

00:28:17But the arm is only raised to call taxis.

00:28:21Doctor.

00:28:22Hey?

00:28:22My foot is falling asleep.

00:28:24Okay, let me take a nap.

00:28:26Okay, let's get down to business, I'm having fun with this.

00:28:30Hey, why don't you go and see a magnetic bracelet?

00:28:32No, man, let's see if this is super simple.

00:28:34You must get a stomach cramp like when you're about to eat a prawn.

00:28:37Hey?

00:28:38It's... it's...

00:28:42How are you?

00:28:43Which feels better?

00:28:45Fatal.

00:28:46Even my feet hurt.

00:28:48Ah, that's a bunion thing.

00:28:50And don't move, my partner is coming right now to finish the treatment.

00:28:56But listen, what if it takes a long time? I can't move my head.

00:28:59And why would you want to move your head when you look so good like this?

00:29:01Yes, but I'm going to have to watch TV from behind my arm.

00:29:06For what there is to see.

00:29:07Okay, bye!

00:29:08Everything hurts except my tie.

00:29:10Well, I don't know what.

00:29:12Where are you going in such a hurry?

00:29:13I have to do it.

00:29:14Ah, I'll leave you with Don Odulio.

00:29:16I have started treatment.

00:29:17Juan?

00:29:18What have you done?

00:29:19Nothing, woman.

00:29:20Hey, being a chiropractor is a piece of cake.

00:29:23Don Odulio.

00:29:25But what happened to him?

00:29:2715,000.

00:29:2815,000.

00:29:31Okay, and now, daughter, let's merge the two of us like the Vizcaya and the Biebao.

00:29:35And then we'll say, a few million...

00:29:37Let's not get nervous.

00:29:39Is it very expensive?

00:29:39Here again?

00:29:40Yes, yes.

00:29:40Let's see if we do better today than the other day.

00:29:43As best.

00:29:44We're sure to win today.

00:29:45Well, I'd love to.

00:29:46Because if you saw that all those who take the money are rich...

00:29:50Can you tell we're poor?

00:29:51Man, I didn't mean that.

00:29:53No, don't be fooled.

00:29:54We're poor and it shows.

00:29:56But today we are going to stop being that.

00:29:57Here it goes!

00:29:57I've done that!

00:29:59Well, good luck.

00:30:00Thank you.

00:30:01The girl in this picture is nice.

00:30:02And she's also good-looking.

00:30:03Yes, yes, yes.

00:30:04And he does his job very well.

00:30:06Yes, well.

00:30:07I have a surprise for you.

00:30:09Are you going to give me a gift?

00:30:10But we hardly know each other.

00:30:11No, no, no.

00:30:12I'm going to give him a gift.

00:30:13Oh, sorry.

00:30:14As he said, a surprise.

00:30:15I traded a toilet seat to a colleague for a method to win.

00:30:19Do you sell toilet seats?

00:30:21No, not this.

00:30:23He was selling me the toilet, but not the...

00:30:25Well, it's a very long story, isn't it?

00:30:27This is the important thing.

00:30:28A surefire way to win at roulette.

00:30:31And is that piece of paper a method?

00:30:33Yes sir.

00:30:34What did you want?

00:30:35Does this happen to you guys or what?

00:30:36I don't know.

00:30:36But of course, it only cost him a toilet seat...

00:30:39This never fails.

00:30:40It never fails!

00:30:43Look at that, huh?

00:30:44We've come too early.

00:30:46They haven't started handing out letters yet.

00:30:48Look, I like that one.

00:30:49Oh, that one?

00:30:49Ah, well, let's see.

00:30:52Can one get closer?

00:30:53Yes, sir, whenever you want.

00:30:54What time do they open?

00:30:55Right now, whenever you want.

00:30:56Here you go.

00:30:57That's great.

00:31:00Wait a minute, something's wrong here.

00:31:02Yes, yes, yes.

00:31:03We're playing with a method.

00:31:04Don't tell him we're going to take all the money.

00:31:07Ah, of course, yes.

00:31:08Well, but it's a bad method.

00:31:10We definitely won't win a single trip.

00:31:11It's to distract us.

00:31:13It's because here, on this little piece of paper, I have it written down, that you have to let it pass twice, that is, two times.

00:31:17times without betting.

00:31:19Yes, sir, right now.

00:31:20Place your bets.

00:31:25That's it.

00:31:29We have to write down the number that comes up.

00:31:36Eight black, stop and missing.

00:31:38Aim for the eight.

00:31:39You have to multiply it by the number that comes out now.

00:31:41Place your bets.

00:31:44That's it.

00:31:47I took out the calculator.

00:31:48He says, "Don't make me nervous now, man."

00:31:54Five red, odd and foul.

00:31:56Well, I'm quite happy.

00:31:57This, five times eight, the...

00:31:59Forty-two.

00:32:01This, the...

00:32:01What did you say?

00:32:02You don't need a calculator to multiply eight by five.

00:32:05Eight times five, forty-two.

00:32:07I'm not getting confused, man.

00:32:08Yes, the...

00:32:09Yes, yes, that's true, you're right.

00:32:11Yes, yes, eight times five, forty-two.

00:32:12But there are no forty-two here.

00:32:13But yes, that's not it.

00:32:15You have to bet on the last one.

00:32:16That is, to two.

00:32:17Because?

00:32:18Well, because...

00:32:19When will it be...?

00:32:20I don't know, because it says so here.

00:32:21And how much do we bet?

00:32:23A thousand calla lilies?

00:32:24Okay.

00:32:25A thousand calla lilies at two?

00:32:27One thousand to two.

00:32:28Place your bets, gentlemen.

00:32:29But we've already played here on Ánimo.

00:32:30Those are the rules.

00:32:36Is that where it's going?

00:32:37That's it.

00:32:39It's true.

00:32:41What is it?

00:32:41It has poison inside.

00:32:42Look at how I'm getting.

00:32:44Here the antila gives.

00:32:45Yeah.

00:32:48Two black, even and jump.

00:32:51The number two!

00:32:52The number two!

00:32:55This method is awesome!

00:32:57I'm feeling both nervous and excited.

00:32:59I might die, but that's probably for the best.

00:33:01Because I can resist it.

00:33:05Thirty-five thousand to two.

00:33:06Thirty-five thousand.

00:33:08Look, look, look how he's coming this way.

00:33:10Thirty-five thousand.

00:33:13Thirty-five thousand.

00:33:13We've only just begun.

00:33:15Okay, so what does the slip of paper say we have to do now?

00:33:17Let's see.

00:33:18You have to multiply the first number by the third.

00:33:20Twelve.

00:33:21I didn't catch him.

00:33:23Of course, the first number times the third is twelve.

00:33:25Eight times two, twelve.

00:33:27Two times eight.

00:33:28Here it says sixteen.

00:33:30The batteries must be bad.

00:33:31No, man.

00:33:32Eight times two is twelve.

00:33:33Here, in all the land of acorns.

00:33:35Well, it will be like that, as you say.

00:33:37Place your bets.

00:33:39How much do we bet now?

00:33:40I think a thousand more.

00:33:41What nonsense?

00:33:42If we play with money won.

00:33:44One thousand duros at twelve.

00:33:45Come on.

00:33:47Five thousand to twelve.

00:33:48Come on.

00:33:52That's it.

00:33:57If the number twelve comes out, I'm going to have a fit.

00:34:00If the method is good, the number twelve will come out.

00:34:06Twelve red.

00:34:07Stop and miss.

00:34:09Oh, mother!

00:34:11Oh, mother!

00:34:12What's wrong with him?

00:34:13Has he gotten sick?

00:34:14Dizziness.

00:34:14My ears have gone numb.

00:34:15Dizziness.

00:34:16How much did he get?

00:34:17How much?

00:34:18How good is a man?

00:34:21Full time on twelve.

00:34:23175 thousand pesetas.

00:34:25Look, look, look, look.

00:34:26You see it, huh?

00:34:27We reached more than 40,000 pesetas.

00:34:28I think we should leave.

00:34:30What do you see?

00:34:30But what does it say?

00:34:31Come on.

00:34:31Today we're erasing ourselves for good.

00:34:33This method never fails.

00:34:36Yes, I would go quite a bit.

00:34:38Make the game.

00:34:41You're sure?

00:34:43Absolutely.

00:34:43Let's see, now.

00:34:44You have to multiply the last number by the second one.

00:34:47The last one, the twelfth.

00:34:48And the second one is five.

00:34:50That's it.

00:34:50And how much is it?

00:34:51No, no, no.

00:34:52Use the calculator you are.

00:34:53That's too much tomato for me.

00:34:55Twelve times five...

00:34:57Sixty.

00:34:58Well, we have to play at zero.

00:35:00A thousand pesetas at zero, okay?

00:35:01Well, a thousand pesetas to zero.

00:35:02Place your bets.

00:35:04And why don't we dute ourselves, huh?

00:35:07A drink?

00:35:07Whatever you want, buddy.

00:35:09Waiter, two mixed drinks and a mixed paella for two.

00:35:12I prefer some tocino de cielo (a type of Spanish custard).

00:35:14OK.

00:35:17Thirty-four reds, stop and pass.

00:35:20Did he say four or thirty-four?

00:35:23Thirty-four.

00:35:24We've died.

00:35:26Well, this method is bound to fail from time to time.

00:35:29They gave it to me in exchange for a toilet seat.

00:35:32What if we leave now?

00:35:33Nothing, nothing, nothing.

00:35:35Now that we're playing with these suckers' money, nothing, nothing.

00:35:37Don't worry, we're not sleeping today, I'm telling you.

00:35:40A thousand pesetas on that bet.

00:35:42Come on.

00:36:16And yet we had started well.

00:36:18If we start off badly, we'll be in our underwear by now.

00:36:20And that's without Don Ramón having shown up yet.

00:36:22I think that guy jinxes us.

00:36:25What? Are they still playing?

00:36:27Do they let you play on credit?

00:36:28I don't feel it.

00:36:29Well, we've been left with nothing.

00:36:30Well, excuse me.

00:36:32Well, it's easier to win at this time of day, because there are more people around.

00:36:35Oh, you think so?

00:36:36Definitely.

00:36:37It always happens.

00:36:38Another hazing ritual.

00:36:39If we had known, we would have saved it for last.

00:36:42I shouldn't tell you this, but you can get a loan through the services.

00:36:46How much interest do they charge?

00:36:47Depends.

00:36:48You have to give it a password.

00:36:51Shall we try?

00:36:52Maybe that's where luck lies.

00:36:54I work in a finance company.

00:36:56I'll go get the interest.

00:36:57I'll save you the spot.

00:36:58Hurry up.

00:36:58What is the password?

00:36:59Miguel Boyer.

00:37:01Miguel Boyer.

00:37:02Lord of Pricelay.

00:37:04Could you recommend the guy who throws the ball?

00:37:06If that would help, I'd bring my mother over.

00:37:11His mother.

00:37:14Second door on the left.

00:37:23Isabel Preysler.

00:37:24You mean Miguel Boyer.

00:37:27That's it, man.

00:37:28How much do you want?

00:37:29How much can I afford?

00:37:30How long?

00:37:31How much does he charge?

00:37:3210% daily.

00:37:34Come on, friend.

00:37:35The door.

00:37:362,000 pesetas?

00:37:38Warranty.

00:37:40Ah, the clock.

00:37:42Come on, come on.

00:37:452,000 pesetas.

00:37:47They charged me 20,000.

00:37:48He was scammed.

00:37:49Arrive at 5.

00:37:51I'll go bankrupt.

00:37:54But have 5.

00:37:56And now, sign the receipt.

00:37:58Blank.

00:37:59No deal.

00:38:01How can I sign a blank document?

00:38:03If you don't hurry, they'll close.

00:38:05I am going to propose to my company that they hire you as director.

00:38:08They've already suggested it to me.

00:38:08They don't pay enough.

00:38:10You know.

00:38:1110% daily.

00:38:12Don't forget.

00:38:13No.

00:38:14Solchaga sees her and hires her.

00:38:17Not bad.

00:38:19No.

00:38:22Let's go all in on one ball.

00:38:24Did you do it?

00:38:24Yes, but I'm going to be late everywhere.

00:38:26Don't worry.

00:38:27Now, as soon as we win, we'll get your watch back.

00:38:29And all that we've lost.

00:38:31Besides, since Don Ramón isn't here, look at how things are.

00:38:34We started winning and we're going to finish winning.

00:38:36What number should we bet on?

00:38:37We continue with the method.

00:38:38Give the method a piece of my mind.

00:38:41When were you born?

00:38:42I don't even remember anymore.

00:38:43I don't tell myself the day of the month.

00:38:44You already know, the 17th.

00:38:45Me on the 23rd.

00:38:47In the middle is the 20.

00:38:48Well, to the 20th.

00:38:49Come on.

00:38:50Okay.

00:38:53All this at 20%.

00:38:55How much do we win if we're right?

00:38:57But how, how, how could we be right?

00:38:59We're sure to get it right!

00:39:0135 per 10,000.

00:39:02350,000.

00:39:04So why ask?

00:39:05To test you.

00:39:06350,000.

00:39:08In the end, this is going to be a great night for us.

00:39:11Sure!

00:39:12That's it.

00:39:14By the 20th.

00:39:15I'll never get used to this.

00:39:16I'm having a bad time.

00:39:17Don't distract the little ball!

00:39:22Black eight.

00:39:23Even and missing.

00:39:24The eight.

00:39:26The number eight has come out.

00:39:28So, what day were you born?

00:39:29What day were you born?

00:39:30What does it matter anymore?

00:39:31They've even cleaned our clocks.

00:39:33I have a wall-mounted one at home.

00:39:34If it works for you, I'll let you have it.

00:39:35No, I'll ask around on the street.

00:39:37What day were you born?

00:39:38Wait, wait, wait.

00:39:39Who took the big bucks?

00:39:41120,000, 140,000, 140,000 pesetas.

00:39:49Thank you.

00:39:50Don Ramón!

00:39:52Of course, with him there, how were we going to win?

00:39:54Hello good.

00:40:23Hello good.

00:40:24The 10,000 and 1,000 pesetas most daily interest.

00:40:27Joba!

00:40:27Don't worry.

00:40:29He kept my watch.

00:40:30We'll never see that one again in our lives.

00:40:33Not even asleep.

00:40:34Clear.

00:40:35Good evening, young man.

00:40:37Did it go well for him in the end?

00:40:39I imagine not, because he would have gone back immediately to pick up the watch.

00:40:44I had forgotten something.

00:40:46When I had it, the socarrat would stick out on the outside.

00:40:48And I'm selling the whole tie at a price that wasn't adjusted because my mother isn't going to arrive.

00:40:51Speak up, speak without fear!

00:40:54They are my children.

00:40:56They're coming to pick me up.

00:40:57Because there are some very strange people out there at night, right?

00:41:01And so he says.

00:41:02Furthermore, they are the ones who take care of collecting what I am owed.

00:41:06Yes, that's what I was telling my friend here, who's the one I asked for the money for.

00:41:09Him.

00:41:10Is that true, son?

00:41:11Me, well, for me, just for me.

00:41:14Yes, for him, for him, yes.

00:41:15Oh, come on, Gerardito, son.

00:41:18Let this gentleman see the arguments you use to charge.

00:41:24Someone's going to get paid.

00:41:28Oh, you, what a sketch you've given me!

00:41:31You've gone too far, ma'am, haven't you?

00:41:32Don't look at me, I know myself.

00:41:34I don't even know myself anymore.

00:41:38Hold me, Raúl, hold me!

00:41:39My dog!

00:41:40Very good, son, very good.

00:41:42Don't get lost, Juan.

00:41:43If I say to hold me because my knees are buckling.

00:41:45Oh, mother, what a slap!

00:41:47Speak to me through this other ear, because that elephant has left this one deaf.

00:41:49Well, you caught him when he was tired.

00:41:51If you get the first one like I did.

00:41:52Good evening, gentlemen.

00:41:54May they rest.

00:41:56I'll see you tomorrow.

00:41:58You've been great.

00:41:59Did you hurt yourself?

00:42:00In Chicago.

00:42:01We're like in Chicago.

00:42:02Come on.

00:42:03You get a cookie in the middle of the street and nobody helps you, nobody.

00:42:06And we didn't even have to pay yet.

00:42:07If we're late with the payment, they'll cripple us.

00:42:09I'm sorry.

00:42:10It was my fault.

00:42:12Speak to me in this ear, because I can't hear anything in this one.

00:42:14That I should warn them.

00:42:15What is Gerarda like?

00:42:16About time.

00:42:17It's really wild.

00:42:18Yes, it's been happening lately.

00:42:19And don't overdo it either.

00:42:21Oh, forgive me, daughter.

00:42:22I've just gotten dizzy.

00:42:23Would you like us to accompany you to your home?

00:42:25That's the last straw.

00:42:26I take her home to sleep with her, but my fussy mother-in-law kicks me out.

00:42:29To be honest, I could really use a little rest.

00:42:32At one of your houses, for example.

00:42:34Oh, sorry.

00:42:35Maybe their husbands.

00:42:36We are single.

00:42:37Oh, well, of course your family, your mother, that natural daughter that all whores have.

00:42:44We live alone in an apartment nearby, next to the sea.

00:42:47Well, it would be a charitable act, because this poor guy is in a terrible state.

00:42:51Well, actually, it doesn't last very long.

00:42:53He's not up for much running around anymore.

00:42:55That's not it either.

00:42:56Okay, let's go home.

00:42:57But only for a little while, okay?

00:42:58This slap is bigger than the one I got at that demonstration.

00:43:03Funny joke.

00:43:04Come in and make yourselves comfortable.

00:43:06We're going to take a shower, because you have no idea how tiring that damn casino is.

00:43:09What do you want?

00:43:10Whiskeys?

00:43:11Coca-Cola with aspirin?

00:43:12A joint?

00:43:13Or do you give it to the horse?

00:43:14No, I ride very badly, let's go.

00:43:15Yes, man, just a little prick.

00:43:17Well, come on, when I go crazy I hit the sweet chinchón.

00:43:21Well, there you have it, whatever you want.

00:43:23We left right away.

00:43:24Yes, there it is.

00:43:25Let's see, let's see, let's see.

00:43:26Our aunts wear garter belts.

00:43:27Hey, it seems they don't have many prejudices.

00:43:32No, the thing is, the casino is a different kind of environment.

00:43:34You can't say it was hard to get them together.

00:43:36Yes, that's true.

00:43:37Well, I know I'm not bad for my age, but dude, never with that much ease.

00:43:41I never have.

00:43:42Is the thug look in now?

00:43:44And of course not.

00:43:44Goodbye, Robert Redford.

00:43:46My ear is still ringing.

00:43:47Where are you going?

00:43:48I'll tell you now.

00:43:49Yes, tell me, yes.

00:44:01Is that you, Adela?

00:44:02Yeah.

00:44:03No, a balance that doesn't add up.

00:44:04Just imagine, when I saw her at the movies, she had brought me toast without butter.

00:44:08And since the car was coming in the opposite direction, he didn't give back the baby eels, because he had them.

00:44:12stuck in their heads.

00:44:12And that's it, we left it earlier.

00:44:14Because when I saw her...

00:44:17No, that dodge machine, they didn't let me speak, man.

00:44:21Okay, that's fine, honey, I'll call you later when it seems like I'm not ready.

00:44:24He said goodbye to me.

00:44:26Who were you talking to?

00:44:28With a house, to throw them off the scent.

00:44:30What have you been doing up there?

00:44:31One of my tricks.

00:44:32I've hidden all their clothes in the closet and locked it.

00:44:36I've only left them two transparent nightgowns and two robes.

00:44:39That way, when they get out of the shower, they'll have no choice but to put that on, and we'll have them in our sights.

00:44:43Well, the trick isn't bad, of course.

00:44:46Here it goes.

00:44:46What's the matter?

00:44:47No, wait.

00:44:48Oh, thank goodness, I have it here.

00:44:49What's that?

00:44:51One pill.

00:44:51To avoid getting pregnant?

00:44:53No, man, how could it be, teacher?

00:44:54Ah, I see.

00:44:54An exciting one.

00:44:56Fortunately, I don't need that.

00:44:58No, man, the other way around.

00:44:59Come on, don't bluff.

00:45:01No, it's true.

00:45:02I'll get on with everything right away, won't I?

00:45:04And then I pick it up and I call myself...

00:45:07And fuck it.

00:45:09And of course, it loses its charm, okay?

00:45:11In two minutes I'll be ready to go home.

00:45:13And of course, he's no longer old enough for more than one toast a night.

00:45:16Do you understand what you're trying to tell yourself?

00:45:17And that's why the doctor recommended this pill to me.

00:45:21Cuchachos!

00:45:21Here they come.

00:45:23You'll see how they only had to wear the transparent nightgown and the robe.

00:45:27And that's where I want to shower you with praise, buddy.

00:45:29You'll see me there.

00:45:30I have the pill here.

00:45:32We've prepared a little something to set the mood.

00:45:35But still dressed.

00:45:36What's happening?

00:45:37Is it cold?

00:45:38Give me a fresh punch, and you'll suck it yourself.

00:45:41Wait, this one has the right too.

00:45:42Oh my goodness, what quality!

00:45:43Lentils are seen, it's a tower.

00:45:44Come on, man, if you don't get in the mood, you'll be a jerk later.

00:45:47No, I only smoke black.

00:45:48But get naked, come on.

00:45:50Yes, ma'am.

00:45:51Get ready, buddy, because I'm very anxious.

00:45:53Yes, it's visible, it's visible.

00:45:53And take off your clothes, you idiot.

00:45:55Yes, thank you very much, ma'am.

00:45:56Thank goodness I didn't take the Turbiquil, because my bowel movements are fine today.

00:45:59I'm warning you, I don't know if it's because of the slap, but I'm not feeling very up to speed today.

00:46:02Me neither, everything's a bit loose.

00:46:04That's because I haven't worked on you yet.

00:46:05Well, here.

00:46:06But where are you taking me, ma'am?

00:46:08Juan, Juan, Juan, the pill.

00:46:10I think they're taking me to the mine.

00:46:11Juan, the pill, I have it in my jacket.

00:46:13I can't, think of something else.

00:46:15Remember your mother-in-law, goodbye.

00:46:17I've been slapped so badly that everything is soft and swollen.

00:46:20Don't go overboard, baby, you'll be really angry later.

00:46:23Okay, go on, go on.

00:46:24You have Parcheesi here.

00:46:26No, don't touch my nipple, don't touch my nipple.

00:46:28Poop, poop, poop, the nipple doesn't poop, poop, poop.

00:46:31Oh, no.

00:46:33I was saved by the bell.

00:46:35One more kiss and fuck off.

00:46:37Hey, isn't that your husband?

00:46:39Or the police, because with the smell of weed in here...

00:46:42I've become a drug addict, oh my God!

00:46:43The doorbell!

00:46:44The doorbell has rung!

00:46:45Does Gerarda know you live here?

00:46:47Of course not.

00:46:48Who is it?

00:46:49Girls, open up, it's me.

00:46:50It's Claudio.

00:46:51Open it.

00:46:56Hi, girls.

00:46:57Hello, Mr. Claudio.

00:46:58Good night.

00:47:00Which one is it?

00:47:02One of the two, but I think it's this one.

00:47:05Mature, but pleasant and big.

00:47:07A man just for me.

00:47:09But who is this?

00:47:11It's Don Claudio, a big-time casino player.

00:47:13And what does he want?

00:47:14Your company.

00:47:16Join me for a season.

00:47:18You've got lucky, Raúl!

00:47:19Wait a minute, wait a minute, let's calm down.

00:47:22What is this?

00:47:23A trap, girls?

00:47:24Let's say an agreement.

00:47:26We'll bring you the elephants.

00:47:28And he hunts them.

00:47:30Well, you've been wrong about me.

00:47:32I am a very macho man.

00:47:34He likes a woman more than a politician or a seat in parliament.

00:47:37Try that one!

00:47:38No, no, no, no.

00:47:39He better not come near me, I'll bite his lip.

00:47:41I warn you that Don Claudio pays well.

00:47:43Well, it's good that he's paying.

00:47:45The last one took home about half a million pesetas.

00:47:48Well, not even if they were for the...

00:47:51Did he say half a million?

00:47:54Or more.

00:47:55Does it depend on its power?

00:47:56No, I don't have much power.

00:47:58Forty hard coins.

00:47:59If it stretches to a million, I'd consider it.

00:48:02No, no, no, no.

00:48:03It has to be this one.

00:48:04But what did he see in me?

00:48:07Luck.

00:48:08Hey?

00:48:08Yeah.

00:48:09Luck?

00:48:10You're an elephant.

00:48:12You want to get your hands on me, of course.

00:48:14But you just don't understand.

00:48:15Don Claudio wants to partner with you.

00:48:17But I don't want to.

00:48:18I like women.

00:48:19I'm a brag addict.

00:48:20Do you understand?

00:48:21But what do women have to do with this?

00:48:23You are confused.

00:48:24Don Claudio, it's not what you think.

00:48:25Ah, he's not gay, no.

00:48:27Yes, I am.

00:48:28With great pride.

00:48:30But I'm not interested in you for that.

00:48:32So what's the point?

00:48:33To bring me luck.

00:48:35Lucky me?

00:48:36Margarita says that one of you brings good luck.

00:48:39And what do you think you are?

00:48:41But it's nonsense, man.

00:48:42How can I bring good luck when I don't have a penny to my name?

00:48:44Today we've even lost our appetite.

00:48:46People who bring luck to others often don't have it for themselves.

00:48:50According to that, my mother-in-law would be a multimillionaire, and she doesn't have a penny, poor thing.

00:48:53Do you think so?

00:48:55What does your mother-in-law do for a living?

00:48:56From a social security pension.

00:48:58That's why it's about to break.

00:48:59Hey, she lives with you, right?

00:49:01And with 15,000 pesetas a month, he lives in a heated house and eats two hot meals a day.

00:49:06Right?

00:49:07Clear.

00:49:08With two, and even four.

00:49:10And then he'd sneak in sandwiches between meals, so he was killing himself.

00:49:12And isn't that luck?

00:49:14Okay, so I'm sure I bring good luck, right?

00:49:17You didn't realize it, but everyone who sat next to you today was winning.

00:49:21It'll be a mess, of course.

00:49:23I don't know about you, stubborn one.

00:49:24You can't go against destiny.

00:49:27Come on, you hold my hand tightly.

00:49:29And of what we earn, I'll give you half.

00:49:32Dude, accept it and we'll make it up to you.

00:49:34Let go of what you're waiting for, man.

00:49:36That whole luck thing is a lie.

00:49:38It's a trick this faggot uses to pick up girls.

00:49:40And I'm only bound by the one I choose.

00:49:42No, I mean, the one I want.

00:49:44Come on, my love.

00:49:45I mean, come on, Juan.

00:49:49And don't forget that this talk about luck is just silly superstition that leads to nothing.

00:49:54They're going to escape alive.

00:49:56That's a shame.

00:49:57Bye bye.

00:50:01Very good, Raúl, you've left him speechless.

00:50:03The idea that an uncle brings good luck is nonsense.

00:50:05No, not nonsense at all.

00:50:06I bring good luck.

00:50:07It's the light, come on, I know it, I'm sure of it.

00:50:09The thing is, I didn't know.

00:50:11Now I know.

00:50:12We're going to get bloated.

00:50:13Yes, yes.

00:50:13So why did we lose today?

00:50:15Well, you don't realize it.

00:50:17Because I was the one playing.

00:50:18From now on you will play alone with one hand.

00:50:20And why with one hand?

00:50:22Because you'll have the other one busy squeezing mine.

00:50:24That's how it is.

00:50:26Stop being a faggot.

00:50:27That way I'll bring you luck and we'll share what you win.

00:50:30It's not a bad idea, but where are we going to get the money to play?

00:50:33Well, I've had an idea.

00:50:35Tomorrow you'll wear your best suit.

00:50:37This?

00:50:37Go to my finance company and ask for a loan of 50,000 pesetas.

00:50:42They will give me the file so I can report on it.

00:50:44I say you have more credit than a faggot count.

00:50:46And they give us the money.

00:50:48We play, we win, we return the money and we keep the profits.

00:50:51I mean, it's not bad, but...

00:50:52Is the director of your finance company friendly?

00:50:54Oh, two!

00:50:55A saint!

00:50:56You have no idea what it's like!

00:50:57Look.

00:50:58What a load of rubbish!

00:51:00But you don't know that in banking things get harder every day.

00:51:03He's a good customer.

00:51:04I know him well.

00:51:05His family is very rich.

00:51:07They are socialists.

00:51:07Okay, okay.

00:51:08If you know her, but I'm not in a good mood today.

00:51:12Yes, I've already noticed that this watch has swollen up.

00:51:14Was this a tragic accident?

00:51:15A murderer!

00:51:17Wow!

00:51:17I hope I never run into him again in my life.

00:51:19But one day he caught it.

00:51:21The world is full of crazy people.

00:51:22I don't know how we walk around peacefully.

00:51:25A strong government is what we need.

00:51:27But...

00:51:28But what does the government have to do with it?

00:51:30I don't know, that's what everyone always says.

00:51:33With your permission, I will now greet the customer.

00:51:35With your permission, Mr. Director.

00:51:36Always at your service, Mr. Director.

00:51:39Okay, okay, okay.

00:51:40At your service, Mr. Director.

00:51:41But it has completely wrecked my nervous system.

00:51:45It's a phenomenon.

00:51:48Hi, Majo.

00:51:49Have you brought the thousand pesetas to open the account?

00:51:51Yes, my brother-in-law lent them to me.

00:51:53And I bought a bond for 150,000 pesetas.

00:51:55Hey, do you think he'll give us a discount of 150,000 pesetas?

00:51:57It depends on how they like you.

00:51:58Phenomenal, for sure.

00:51:59Look, I've even changed my tie maker.

00:52:01Come on, come on.

00:52:03Look rich, okay?

00:52:07Is this the client I was telling you about?

00:52:09You?

00:52:11Killer!

00:52:12No, Mr. Director, don't throw the lamp at him.

00:52:15Wow, what a lamp!

00:52:16Mr. Director, don't get like that.

00:52:20And this is the client you were bringing me?

00:52:22That's what I get for being good.

00:52:23If I knew you disliked him, then he wouldn't have come.

00:52:25Mania?

00:52:26And does that leave me in my current situation?

00:52:28No, no, it won't happen again, Mr. Director.

00:52:31As soon as I see him again, he's going to hear from me.

00:52:33What a load of rubbish!

00:52:35Yes, yes, yes, sir.

00:52:36I'm going there, yes.

00:52:37Come on, come on, come on.

00:52:49That's also bad luck.

00:52:51How many finance directors are here?

00:52:52There will be 50,000.

00:52:53Well, we had to come up with that one.

00:52:55But nothing ever goes right for us.

00:52:56Phew, you said it!

00:52:57Well, look, now I'm the one who has to go and make a complaint.

00:53:01When?

00:53:02And you...?

00:53:02About what?

00:53:03I arranged a medical insurance plan a few months ago, and it seems things haven't gone well.

00:53:06Will you come with me?

00:53:07To the home of a sick person?

00:53:08Yes, it's just a moment.

00:53:09Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:53:11Do you think this mask is presentable?

00:53:14Do you think that's acceptable?

00:53:15Do we pay a fixed fee all year so that when the doctor prescribes oxygen, the society you represent sends that

00:53:22gas canister and that mask?

00:53:23Man...

00:53:23Iguala has three categories: clinic, sanatorium, and hospital.

00:53:29And their policy is the cheapest one.

00:53:31Even so, you, sir, who seems more neutral, what do you think?

00:53:35Well, to be honest, the mask, well, it looks more like a dog muzzle than a mask.

00:53:39And the oxygen tank looks like a fire extinguisher.

00:53:42It's best if I don't say anything.

00:53:44Because this gentleman has come as a pharmacopoeia technician.

00:53:46And look, look at the pharmacopoeia.

00:53:49No, we're not complaining about the pharmacopoeia.

00:53:51There are other things we don't like.

00:53:53For example.

00:53:55For example, the analyses.

00:53:57They come, they prick her finger, the blood comes out, they see it red and say she's as fresh as a daisy.

00:54:04And above all, oxygen.

00:54:06Is that right, sir?

00:54:07Well, it seems to me that instead of oxygen they should have given him a fan.

00:54:10Okay, where can I call?

00:54:13I'll have them bring a new mask.

00:54:14This way, come this way.

00:54:16Get well soon.

00:54:18OK.

00:54:19I'll wait here.

00:54:20Yes, yes, I hope so.

00:54:23They're going to send a van with an oxygen kit.

00:54:25I will wait here myself to make sure that everything is to your liking.

00:54:28Thank you so much.

00:54:29Okay.

00:54:29Sit here.

00:54:30Thank you.

00:54:31What would you like, a coffee or a small glass of wine?

00:54:33No, no, thank you.

00:54:35We'll wait.

00:54:35Yes, of course, now we're talking.

00:54:36That's where the best ones always end up.

00:54:38Don't exaggerate, this isn't over yet.

00:54:40Well, he's already bought his ticket, because he's leaving.

00:54:43There it is.

00:54:43Oh, look!

00:54:44Look here.

00:54:45Look at this.

00:54:48No, no, no, the roulette wheel is all there.

00:54:50Go on.

00:54:52How tiny.

00:54:53Yes, look.

00:54:57The fifteenth.

00:54:58The pretty girl.

00:54:59We could play marbles, couldn't we?

00:55:01Yes, but cheap.

00:55:03He won't mind.

00:55:04He was a fan.

00:55:05And who will be the courier?

00:55:07Myself.

00:55:08After all, we're in my house.

00:55:10Clear.

00:55:11Great.

00:55:11I'll be the bank.

00:55:12We play where the dead man is or in Arrolado.

00:55:15Right here, on the terrace.

00:55:16Yes, on the terrace.

00:55:17Yes, it will be bad.

00:55:17So let's go there.

00:55:19Let's see if I can take them to him, it's about time.

00:55:21Hello good.

00:55:22Is anyone there?

00:55:24Can I come in?

00:55:26That's it.

00:55:29The two little ducklings.

00:55:30I was afraid of that.

00:55:32It's like in the casino, just like in the casino.

00:55:34Well, there's nobody here to ask for a loan, huh?

00:55:37Hello good.

00:55:37Where do I put this?

00:55:39Leave it there if you don't need it anymore.

00:55:42That card is mine.

00:55:43That's off-limits, crap.

00:55:45Since I'm feeling unwell, he didn't tell me properly.

00:55:47Yes, well, be very careful, because I'll slap him so hard he'll knock his brains out and he'll fall flat on his face.

00:55:52Come on, don't let it get down.

00:55:54I'll put a thousand pesetas here.

00:55:55Here they are, one thousand pesetas.

00:55:56Oh, not even another thousand pesetas will be much, will it?

00:55:58Come on, he's held on even less.

00:56:00If it's going to last forever, it hasn't come out on the 10th and 7th.

00:56:02Well, I'm posting this.

00:56:02Put this in.

00:56:03You, the one in white, put something on.

00:56:05No, five dimes here.

00:56:06It seems like a small amount, but it's okay.

00:56:07There's another one.

00:56:08I'm sure.

00:56:09There has to be another one.

00:56:10We don't give it, woman, but how can there be?

00:56:12You're deceiving me, Raúl.

00:56:14You come home very late, with dark circles under your eyes, always thinking about them, I'm sure.

00:56:18And the other day, in a dream, I don't know what you were saying about the pretty girl.

00:56:21That's just how it is.

00:56:22It's her, isn't it?

00:56:23No, but come on, woman, how can you even think such a thing?

00:56:26You know I'm incapable of loving you.

00:56:28You loved me, because you haven't touched me for a few days.

00:56:33Well, in terms of worries, work-related things.

00:56:36No, we're not going to use marriage, because you're going to think that's why I told you.

00:56:40No, woman, no.

00:56:42I was just thinking today, since we're here, no.

00:56:46You're a scoundrel, Raúl.

00:56:48You take advantage of me because you are strong.

00:56:50Yes indeed.

00:56:51Yes, yes, I admit it.

00:56:53I am strong and manly.

00:56:57So, do you love me like before?

00:56:59As always, woman.

00:57:00But something's definitely wrong with you, huh?

00:57:02Yes, shut up, because if you keep talking nothing's going to happen.

00:57:10What's that?

00:57:11Mom, what's coming?

00:57:12At this hour.

00:57:14She has been keeping vigil over a sick friend for several days.

00:57:17Hello, look.

00:57:18I feel really good about it.

00:57:19A year has passed and then...

00:57:22Daughter!

00:57:23But what are you doing?

00:57:25Trying to have sex, ma'am.

00:57:26It's just not noticeable.

00:57:28What's wrong, Mom?

00:57:29Your friend has died.

00:57:30But what are you saying?

00:57:31I went with some friends to the casino in La Manga and I won a jackpot of 35,000 pesetas.

00:57:38A perfect score!

00:57:42Does your mother go to the casino?

00:57:43Apparently.

00:57:45And does he pocket a 7,000 peseta bonus?

00:57:48And what's it to you?

00:57:50Come on, come here.

00:57:50Strong man.

00:57:52Me, strong?

00:57:54Strong?

00:57:54Well, for me, at this moment everything has become loose, loose, everything.

00:57:57And you can see me if it's fallen over that side because I can't find it anymore.

00:57:59And you, I thought to myself, aunt, but...

00:58:01The thing is...

00:58:02This is never going to happen.

00:58:03And then one day...

00:58:04And I'm going outside.

00:58:05Well, high number.

00:58:06And me, a young man and all.

00:58:07And the trio.

00:58:08Go on, go on, go on.

00:58:08And I, who have to go to myself.

00:58:09And I say, look, 7,000 pesetas and I'll answer you.

00:58:11And me, with telegrace, I've been going there all my life.

00:58:13And you, he's never remembered.

00:58:14And you like that.

00:58:17Bye bye.

00:58:20Raul.

00:58:21Bye bye.

00:58:22This has never happened to you before.

00:58:23Never, of course.

00:58:25I'm actually a beast at these things.

00:58:28As much as a wild beast.

00:58:29But you have been reliable.

00:58:31Am I getting old?

00:58:32No, man, no.

00:58:33Those will be the worries.

00:58:35You may feel remorse for what you did, Don Obdulio.

00:58:38Don't talk to me about that kestrel!

00:58:41So, what's wrong with you?

00:58:42We can't go on like this, Amparo.

00:58:44We need money to buy an apartment so we can get married.

00:58:46You're renting.

00:58:47No way.

00:58:48Whoever my wife is will live in her own apartment.

00:58:51There's no wedding until there's a flat.

00:58:57What's wrong with you?

00:58:58Dad, I can't sleep.

00:58:59Well, count the little sheep.

00:59:00My sister is listening to the radio.

00:59:02Oh, really?

00:59:02Don't listen to him, Dad.

00:59:03I have it very low.

00:59:04Okay, then, give me a kiss.

00:59:05And off to bed.

00:59:06And you too.

00:59:07Come on, go to sleep.

00:59:08Hala.

00:59:10Do you see it?

00:59:12Each one needs his own room.

00:59:14There's no wedding until we've bought the apartment.

00:59:16I'm very serious about these things.

00:59:30Damn, you didn't run into those beasts, did you?

00:59:33That's why I've quoted you so far away.

00:59:34You won't find us here.

00:59:35Well, as soon as I see a big guy, I think he's a loan shark's son.

00:59:38Yes, we can't go on like this.

00:59:40Something has to be done.

00:59:42Did you win at the sick person's house?

00:59:43I lost eight hundred pesetas.

00:59:44And something has to be done.

00:59:46And by pawning something?

00:59:47Why would I pawn anything if I live in a boarding house?

00:59:49It had occurred to me...

00:59:50Well, you'll say I'm crazy, of course.

00:59:51Yes, yes, yes, whatever.

00:59:53My mother-in-law has six thousand pesetas saved in a box.

00:59:56No, man, even if she's your mother-in-law, you'd kill her, right?

00:59:59Kill her, because what more could I want, right?

01:00:01But, you see, what would happen if I took my whole family to the movies tomorrow night?

01:00:05Yes, as if absentmindedly, I leave the door open, you come in, you go to my mother-in-law's room where she keeps the little box with

01:00:11Money and...

01:00:12And the police arrest me for breaking into apartments!

01:00:15Of course, that's how they tell you off right away these days.

01:00:18What will it be?

01:00:18Nobody was going to find out.

01:00:20My mother-in-law won't touch that box for a year.

01:00:22As soon as we get two good ones, we'll return it and that's that.

01:00:25And why don't you take it?

01:00:27My mother-in-law hates me, she would suspect me.

01:00:30On the other hand, if I'm with her at the movies, I get the perfect cut.

01:00:33I don't dare.

01:00:34Well, the casino is finished.

01:00:35No, because the usurer and her children will be after us, and if they catch us, they'll break our hearts.

01:00:42How do I open it?

01:00:44But if you don't have to open it, you fool, you'll see, you'll see.

01:00:48I leave the door open, I kind of close it, but I don't really close it.

01:00:52I don't understand you, you say we have to save money and then you take us all to the movies.

01:00:54Well, a day is a day, and besides, this wretch ruined the video.

01:01:00Okay, let's go.

01:01:01Irene, how is your father?

01:01:03Evil.

01:01:04The doctor says only a miracle can save him.

01:01:06And since my mother is like that, she had the relic of Saint Marcellinus brought from the parish, which they say...

01:01:11It is very miraculous.

01:01:12And is it?

01:01:14Excuse me, but I'm going to the on-call pharmacy.

01:01:16Yes, daughter.

01:01:17And may he find relief.

01:01:18Thank you.

01:01:19Come on, let's go, we're going to miss the signs that appear at the bottom.

01:01:22Come on.

01:01:30Okay, let's begin.

01:01:36Dad, what movie are we going to watch?

01:01:38It's a very funny, Czechoslovakian one, with subtitles.

01:01:40And what's its name?

01:01:41Spain, Cañi.

01:01:42And shut up, you're always thinking about sex.

01:01:44But, man, can't you see that it's really obvious you're there?

01:01:47And with your period, are you short-lived?

01:01:49No, no, no, no, no.

01:02:17How's it going, how's it going, huh?

01:02:19Fatal.

01:02:19I've hit myself, mind you.

01:02:21Damn it, I'm not cut out to be a chorizo sausage.

01:02:22They found out at your house.

01:02:24No, you're welcome.

01:02:24I already told you that my mother-in-law only touched that box once in a blue moon.

01:02:27How much money is there, huh?

01:02:28I opened the damn box.

01:02:30And how did it go?

01:02:31Evil.

01:02:32The door was open, as you said, but the house wasn't empty.

01:02:35Your mother-in-law must have been sleeping.

01:02:36My mother-in-law fell asleep watching a movie subsidized by the ministry.

01:02:39Well, I heard noises in a room.

01:02:40Luckily the box was on the dining room table.

01:02:43Incidentally, in a kind of mound, with red velvet and with two small candles, one on each side.

01:02:47Your mother-in-law loves money.

01:02:49Oh, oh, Juan.

01:02:50Where have you gone?

01:02:54But what is this?

01:02:55Your mother-in-law's box or not?

01:02:56But what else could it be?

01:02:58But where have I gotten myself into, and what have I taken with me?

01:03:01The relic of Saint Marcellinus.

01:03:02What are you talking about?

01:03:03Well, look, you haven't been to my house.

01:03:05They've put you in the one next door.

01:03:06And this belongs to the parish.

01:03:08It is the mummified ear of Saint Marcellinus.

01:03:11From San Marcelino, an ear?

01:03:12You have stolen from the parish, from the Holy Mother Church, from the Vatican, from the Pope.

01:03:19Can you be proud?

01:03:21Not even Hitler dared to go that far.

01:03:23Oh my god, I'm getting dizzy.

01:03:24Stop messing around and let's see what the hell we do now.

01:03:27Oh, with all due respect to the saint.

01:03:28I can already see myself excommunicated and sent to hell for life.

01:03:31No, no, no, I already have a solution.

01:03:34Which one, which one, which one?

01:03:36Tonight you return to the house and leave the relic where it is.

01:03:38Bullshit!

01:03:40I'm not going back there, not even if I'm stupid.

01:03:41Well, something has to be done.

01:03:43But what?

01:03:58What you've done, Juan, what you've done.

01:04:01Look, look.

01:04:01Don't pinch me, I'll cry.

01:04:05Please forgive me, pious ladies.

01:04:07What's happening?

01:04:07The relic of Saint Marcellinus that has been stolen.

01:04:10And is there any view?

01:04:11Not for now, but it must be the work of a sacrilegious person who smells of sulfur and surely has a tail like the

01:04:15devil.

01:04:21Hey, Raúl.

01:04:22Do you really think I fly on sulfur?

01:04:25Come on, don't talk nonsense, man.

01:04:28Hey?

01:04:29Yes, but anyway, put on some deodorant because your armpits are a bit sticky, you know what?

01:04:34But we are going to return the relic.

01:04:35Yes, return it above all else.

01:04:37My conscience is gnawing at me.

01:04:39Hopefully in purgatory.

01:04:41What has me in purgatory.

01:05:23How were you able to do that?

01:05:25You see, ma'am, I wasn't...

01:05:28What do you mean, ma'am?

01:05:30It's definitely her husband's doing.

01:05:31What about me?

01:05:32We give them an order and they lose it immediately.

01:05:34This package has been left behind.

01:05:36What a bunch of men.

01:05:39We're not getting rid of the little ear, are we?

01:05:41By throwing a wastebasket at him, Satan.

01:05:43Who was the thief?

01:05:43It is unknown.

01:05:45It could be someone who needs it.

01:05:47Because in addition to curing the sick,

01:05:49They say that the ear of Saint Marcellinus brings tremendous luck.

01:05:52People would come and rub his box.

01:05:55Tinielas, the lottery, lottery tickets.

01:05:58He even got to play the game.

01:06:07Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah!

01:06:10Place your bets, gentlemen.

01:06:12All down to one number?

01:06:14Yes, but first pass it through the relic.

01:06:17That's the good hammer, make sure it doesn't come out as a full house.

01:06:20But don't bother trying, because even if it's an ear, it can't hear you.

01:06:22What number?

01:06:23I don't know, I don't understand how to look at them.

01:06:25I threw it with my eyes closed, Fidia's ear.

01:06:28There.

01:06:30The fifteenth, the fifteenth has decided.

01:06:32The fifteenth.

01:06:33That's it.

01:06:39The fifteenth, the fifteenth, the fifteenth, the fifteenth, the pretty girl.

01:06:46He's out, he's out, he's out!

01:06:47The pretty girl, Sal Marcelino, the pretty girl!

01:06:50What a pretty girl, man!

01:06:51It was the ear!

01:06:53The ear?

01:06:53Which ear?

01:06:54No, we play by ear.

01:06:56Let's go, by ear, by ear.

01:06:58Watch out, Margarita's around here, you know she's a snitch.

01:07:02Full house of ten thousand pesetas, three hundred and fifty thousand.

01:07:06How does this work?

01:07:07How does it work?

01:07:07Let's go, Raúl, let's go.

01:07:09Don't be silly, man!

01:07:10Once again, once again!

01:07:11Let's play games, gentlemen.

01:07:17Oh, he's seen us!

01:07:18He's going to call them!

01:07:20He's going to call them, Raúl!

01:07:21He's going to call them!

01:07:22Well, he should call them, after the beating they gave us.

01:07:24They also kept my watch.

01:07:26Come on, not a penny!

01:07:27Well, they're going to relax us!

01:07:28But what is he talking to!

01:07:29With this religion, we're untouchable!

01:07:32Place your bet and we're off.

01:07:33What number?

01:07:34Well, to the fifteenth.

01:07:35It has been chosen by the ear of San Mar del Lino.

01:07:37Okay, to fifteen.

01:07:39That's it, gentlemen.

01:07:43He's not going to come out, he won't see it right away, he's not going to come out.

01:07:45Shut up, Nizo!

01:07:48Fifteen black, odd and missing.

01:07:49Oops, we've got him!

01:07:51We've caught him again!

01:07:52So grab the cash and let's go!

01:07:54But how can we not go if we're not going to bring the power strip?

01:07:57Well, I'm happy with this for today.

01:07:59Be quiet!

01:08:00Three hundred and fifty thousand pesetas, gentlemen.

01:08:03What's left over for the casino's orphans.

01:08:07Look at them, there they are.

01:08:08We can't change the pieces, they're going to...

01:08:09We'll change them, waiter.

01:08:10My wife doesn't want me to play and she's waiting for me at the door to make a scene.

01:08:13Is there another place to go out?

01:08:15Yes, the kitchen entrance.

01:08:16Thank you, follow me.

01:08:17What an ear, what an ear!

01:08:18Alfonso Guerra takes this little box and fixes the unemployment situation.

01:08:20Don't overdo it.

01:08:21You're right, I went overboard for that.

01:08:22More than an ear is needed, we need Saint Marcelino, but Marcelino Camacho.

01:08:32We left the bag right there.

01:08:35We're going to get ourselves into trouble.

01:08:36I think it's better to take the little box home.

01:08:39And in time, when it's all over...

01:08:40Don't mess around, Raúl, you want to keep the little box to line your pockets.

01:08:45Well, why not?

01:08:47This is our big opportunity.

01:08:48We can get rich.

01:08:50Yes, but I'm the thief.

01:08:51And I'm already starting to smell sulfur.

01:08:53And I even think my tail is growing.

01:08:55Oh, so you have a conscience.

01:08:57Naturally, don't insist.

01:08:59I am responsible and we have to return that box.

01:09:01Well then, you give it back.

01:09:04And let's see how you explain that it's in your hands.

01:09:08Think about it, we could make a fortune.

01:09:10You've already seen it.

01:09:11That's not fair.

01:09:12Don Ramón wasn't there, and that's why we won.

01:09:19One moment.

01:09:20I know what we're going to do.

01:09:22The fact that?

01:09:23We will return it under the seal of confession.

01:09:26Don't say everything.

01:09:26Come on, let's go.

01:09:27I haven't gone to confession since I was baptized.

01:09:30I don't confess.

01:09:32He had no sin either.

01:09:33Come on, come on, the confession.

01:09:34How is it done?

01:09:35I don't remember.

01:09:40Hail Mary, full of grace?

01:09:42Yes sir.

01:09:42He should start, right?

01:09:43Yeah.

01:09:44conceived without sin.

01:09:46Excuse me, I have another sinner here.

01:09:47No, Father, it's that we have sinned as a team, yes.

01:09:49And do you want to confess as a team?

01:09:51Yeah.

01:09:51Yes sir.

01:09:52Okay, whatever you want.

01:09:54Let's talk about your sins.

01:09:55Well, they'd better get a paella ready because it'll be a while, Dad.

01:09:58Father, we wanted to confess a sin in particular.

01:10:02Yes, you're homosexuals.

01:10:06Why am I leaving?

01:10:07No no.

01:10:08That's not what it's about, Father.

01:10:11We have stolen.

01:10:12Both?

01:10:12Which city council do you work for?

01:10:14No, sir.

01:10:15We are the ones who have stolen the reditia of San Marcelino.

01:10:19Well, me less so, to be honest.

01:10:20To be honest no.

01:10:21The important thing is, are you willing to return it?

01:10:24I'll check this a moment.

01:10:27Hey?

01:10:27Let's go.

01:10:28Yes, yes, scholarship.

01:10:30Yes, yes, we want to return it, yes.

01:10:32Already.

01:10:33And are you sorry?

01:10:35Should I return it?

01:10:35Well, this is awful.

01:10:36And that we were fools, of course, we let ourselves regret it.

01:10:38No, no, father.

01:10:39We regret having stolen it.

01:10:41I have it here and I want to return it to you.

01:10:44One moment.

01:10:45You will have to perform a penance.

01:10:47Hello.

01:10:48We're broke, aren't we?

01:10:49Money.

01:10:50You will pray twenty-five Our Fathers.

01:10:52The clergyman has gone too far with this.

01:10:54But, man, father, it couldn't be any other way.

01:10:56Let's say twenty.

01:10:57Fifteen.

01:10:58Twenty-four.

01:10:59Twenty-two.

01:10:59Eighteen.

01:11:00Twenty-one.

01:11:01Seventeen.

01:11:02Seventeen, black.

01:11:03Odd and missing.

01:11:05Hey?

01:11:07Don Ramón.

01:11:08Of course, now I understand why he always won.

01:11:10He was taking the miraculous relic.

01:11:12Of course, son.

01:11:13On.

01:11:18I don't believe it.

01:11:19So he's never taken the relic to any casino, has he?

01:11:21Well, I do believe it.

01:11:22And that he gives everything he earns to the poor of the parish, right?

01:11:26And why not?

01:11:26There are many good people in the world.

01:11:28Generous people who are willing to sacrifice themselves for others.

01:11:31And Don Ramón is one of them.

01:11:32He is a holy man, a gentleman, a lord.

01:11:34Hold on a minute, man!

01:11:34One moment!

01:11:36Please excuse me, but I have a meeting of married priests.

01:11:39And if I arrive late, I can't find parking because everyone has big cars.

01:11:43Hello good.

01:11:48What about the clergy?

01:11:49There will be the dice of his family.

01:11:52But don't be a fool, man.

01:11:54Now what we have to do is exchange all the chips we won yesterday without getting crushed by our kids

01:11:57Gerarda's.

01:11:58Yes, but don't let them see us.

01:11:59And how could they not see us?

01:12:01Well, by dressing up in something that won't clash with a casino.

01:12:02And what are we going to dress up as that won't cause a casino crash?

01:12:05I'll think about it.

01:12:11Do you think we'll pull it off?

01:12:12But if only our cheeks are visible, who's going to recognize us?

01:12:15What worries me is that they'll kill us looking like this, because I'm sure they won't bury us consecrated.

01:12:18for infidels.

01:12:19Oh, look, look!

01:12:20These are the real deal!

01:12:20Careful!

01:12:21Careful!

01:12:22Careful!

01:12:23Careful!

01:12:24Careful!

01:12:25Careful!

01:12:26Careful!

01:12:27Careful!

01:12:29Careful!

01:12:35Careful!

01:12:38Careful!

01:12:39We played some marbles, huh?

01:12:40We're going to cause a scene!

01:12:42But only two little balls!

01:12:44My mustache is thinning!

01:12:46Quite.

01:12:47It moves away...

01:12:48Don't doubt that, that's what Christians do!

01:12:56I'll play and you give me your hand to see if it's true that it brings luck.

01:12:58Okay.

01:13:00Let's play games, gentlemen.

01:13:01What number?

01:13:02Shall we play 15?

01:13:03Yes, on the 15th.

01:13:03We're going to wear it out, but oh well, at 15.

01:13:06Give me your hand.

01:13:08They're going to think we're two faggot Moors.

01:13:11That's it.

01:13:14Hey, Mustafa, say a prayer.

01:13:16In Arabic or in Christian?

01:13:18It doesn't matter.

01:13:24Come on, black, pair up and pass.

01:13:27I think you could put your hand where I tell you.

01:13:30Luck is just a load of nonsense.

01:13:33Good evening, children of Alain.

01:13:35Good night, may he guide you, daughter of your mother.

01:13:39What's going on? Is it carnival time?

01:13:41Yes, yes.

01:13:42We have a certain friend who's a police officer, and he said...

01:13:45We reported to our friend that there are all kinds of drugs in a certain apartment in La Manga...

01:13:51Or we dress as infidels.

01:13:53And I said...

01:13:54Well, we'd better dress up.

01:13:56And here we are.

01:13:57Please forgive me, I mistook you for some friends.

01:14:00Well, use your eyesight a little more, honey.

01:14:02Yes, yes, excuse me.

01:14:05He's there to warn Gerarda.

01:14:06Yes, it's clear that today is not our day.

01:14:09Let's leave before he comes.

01:14:20It turned out great.

01:14:22We were able to exchange the chips and nobody told us to go to hell.

01:14:24How much did they give you?

01:14:25Six hundred and something thousand!

01:14:26Freak!

01:14:30Wait a minute, viziers.

01:14:32What do you want, paisa?

01:14:33A little help to finish the month.

01:14:35What do you want?

01:14:36Will London have more rupees or oil dollars?

01:14:38Okay, less teasing.

01:14:40And hand over the money you just won.

01:14:42They changed Gisga to a paisa!

01:14:43I'm going with the teacher!

01:14:45We can see it now!

01:14:48Oh, my mother!

01:14:53Oh, my eye!

01:14:57Oh!

01:14:58My underwear has ridden up!

01:15:00These guys are worse than riot police!

01:15:02Be careful, they're at a demonstration!

01:15:06Oh, how I look at myself!

01:15:08Look at me!

01:15:10The soul laughs!

01:15:15I've given it to you!

01:15:17Give it to me for an uncle!

01:15:20They're gone, Juan!

01:15:21They're gone!

01:15:22But is he going to take all the money?

01:15:24It's about interests.

01:15:26If you think it's abusive, complain to Minister Salchaga.

01:15:28No, it doesn't remind me.

01:15:30Oh, and one piece of advice.

01:15:31It's best if you keep quiet about this.

01:15:35Because if you report us to the police station

01:15:37And my mother finds out,

01:15:38He's going to be very disappointed.

01:15:41And then you pay.

01:15:43No, poor thing!

01:15:44I don't like it.

01:15:46Come on.

01:15:49I don't care because this one had a cavity.

01:15:52So no...

01:15:53Oh!

01:15:56I just got a nasty kick back here!

01:15:59What do we do?

01:16:01Let's go to the police station!

01:16:02Looking like this

01:16:03They're going to hire us for being wreckers.

01:16:06If this...

01:16:08Oh, that's not our thing!

01:16:10But yes, it's true.

01:16:11We haven't given a single one.

01:16:13This is the whole game

01:16:13for people who have money

01:16:15and he doesn't care about losing it.

01:16:17Let's go home!

01:16:20Let's see if there are still any jobs available on the unemployment rolls.

01:16:22I'm going to do it in the office

01:16:24some courses for department head

01:16:25What you see is much better than this.

01:16:28We'll see it again.

01:16:30To be honest, we can't do anything right as a team.

01:16:32I swear to you that I

01:16:34in a place like this

01:16:35They'll never see me again in my life.

01:16:38Well, I...

01:16:40Before entering a casino

01:16:43I'm getting involved with Gerarda.

01:16:46Nice to meet you.

01:16:47The pleasure is mine.

01:16:52Bye bye.

01:16:57Oh, that's just bad luck for me.

01:16:59the one of the two.

01:17:02Oh, God.

01:17:04Oh, God.

01:17:05Oh, God.

01:17:35But now I've just caught it.

01:17:36forty thousand pesetas.

01:17:38We're going on strike.

01:17:39Clear.

01:17:39We hold hands

01:17:40and we ruined the casino.

01:17:42But this is a piece of cake.

01:17:44We're going to travel.

01:17:46Oh, God.

01:17:47Oh, God.

01:17:48Oh, God.

01:18:06Oh, God.

01:18:08Oh, God.

01:18:20Oh, God.

01:18:23Oh, God.

01:18:30Oh, God.

01:18:31Oh, God.

01:18:32Oh, God.

01:18:47Oh, God.

01:19:07Thanks for watching the video.

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