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00:00I get like that when I see me, too.
00:19Happy Wednesday, everyone.
00:21So after Billie Eilish said no one is illegal on stolen land,
00:25a member of one Indian tribe noted that the singer's home is actually on their ancestral property.
00:32Well, yeah, I think we have a picture of the Indian here.
00:40A wife who suspected her husband of cheating cut off his penis and flushed it down the toilet.
00:46Luckily for the husband, one man volunteered to retrieve it.
00:55Freezing temperatures continue around the country.
00:58This morning in D.C., for instance, they actually had to jumpstart Nancy Pelosi's face.
01:06Meanwhile, irate New Yorkers say their streets still haven't been cleared of snow,
01:11with one woman complaining she hasn't been plowed in years.
01:21Hundreds of dogs were in town for the Westminster Kennel Club dog show.
01:24Yeah.
01:25Or as Kristi Noem calls it, target practice.
01:31A four-year-old Doberman Pinscher named Penny won best in show.
01:39Coming in a close second, Rosie's untamed bikini line.
01:46Yeah, boy.
01:49Joe Biden's ex-husband is being charged with murdering his new wife.
01:52Meanwhile, Jill's current husband is accused of murdering a bathroom.
02:01Sydney Sweeney admitted that she has a huge fear of being alone for the rest of her life.
02:07It's not that bad, said one man.
02:09In a police raid at a temple in Thailand, Buddhist monks were caught with pornography, sex toys, penis pumps, and an escort list.
02:21In a related story, guess who just filled out an application to become a Buddhist monk?
02:26Apple and Google are selling apps that can generate nude images from normal photographs.
02:40As a test, I even ran a picture of myself fully clothed.
02:45And lo and behold, it works.
02:46Yeah, this shirt hides a lot.
02:59All right, so you've got to hand it to the Democrats.
03:02On one hand, they think a child can handle the decision to lop off their genitals.
03:07But then on the other, they think black people can't get a photo ID.
03:11Right, Chuck?
03:12The SAVE Act is an abomination.
03:15It's Jim Crow 2.0 across the country.
03:18We are going to do everything we can to stop it.
03:22Thanks for weighing in, Chuck.
03:24Now go back to your burrow where you smash mice with your giant forehead.
03:31So Dems are calling the SAVE Act Jim Crow 2.0.
03:34But if that were the case, they'd support it again.
03:37But to them, showing an ID to vote is no different than forcing people to drink from separate water fountains.
03:43Meanwhile, you need an ID to buy Sudafed, rent a U-Haul, and date Bill Belichick.
03:51Of course, everyone, blacks, whites, Hispanics like voter ID.
03:5685% of white people favorite, 82% of Latino, 76% of black Americans favorite.
04:03So the bottom line is this.
04:05Voter ID is not controversial in this country.
04:08A photo ID to vote is not controversial in this country.
04:11It is not controversial by party, and it is not controversial by race.
04:15The vast majority of Americans agree with Nicki Minaj that, in fact, you should have a photo ID to be able to vote.
04:21And that was on CNN, which is like Dracula admitting he owns a tanning bed.
04:28But when Nicki Minaj, your grandma, and CNN's Pee Wee Herman agree on something, that's not Jim Crow.
04:35That's eating crow.
04:39A little twist of words there.
04:42But Democrats don't hate the SAVE Act because it's racist.
04:45They hate it because it creates something they can't compete with, oversight.
04:49It's like putting a lock on the door.
04:51The people who already live in the house, they don't mind.
04:53But the people trying to break in start yelling about how locks divide people.
04:58Because locks keep everyone honest.
05:00And that's where we lose the Dems.
05:02It's when we start talking about honesty.
05:05Trying to find an honest person in that party is like trying to find a black singer on a Lawrence Welk rerun.
05:12Our audience gets that.
05:13But if your political strategy can't survive an audit, maybe your problem isn't the law.
05:20It's your party.
05:22It's as crooked as a picture hung on a wall by Kamala after happy hour.
05:26The same people who tell you borders are fake, gender is a choice, and crime is a social construct, suddenly insist elections should be taken on faith.
05:39So yeah, call it Jim Crow.
05:40The rest of America is calling it sanity.
05:43And when sanity becomes controversial, you don't need an ID to check to know who the nutjobs are.
05:49For years they told us voter ID was racist because minorities couldn't get IDs.
05:55I guess they've never been to the DMV.
05:57Most people that work there couldn't name an episode of Friends.
06:07That was pity applause.
06:10But Dems employ the soft racism of lowered expectations to forbid any oversight.
06:17So when the SAVE Act says, what if we had rules, they say, oh no, rules will expose our own corruption.
06:24And it makes Dems argue against something universally accepted, like gravity or the sex appeal of Craig T. Nelson.
06:34Yeah.
06:35So the Dems are now threatening to filibuster over a simple requirement to show an ID, to which I say, why not?
06:41Let the Dems talk for three days straight.
06:43I can't think of anything less popular than hearing Cory Booker talk.
06:47And keep in mind, I know Jesse Waters.
06:52But if the Republicans get it to a vote, expect the media talking heads to tell you how racist we all are.
07:02And the loudest sobs you'll hear will be from the White House or the white saviors,
07:06who can't believe minorities didn't let them save their poor, no-I-D souls.
07:11But if you believe an entire race needs you to save them, maybe you're the bigot.
07:17The SAVE Act isn't about stopping people from voting.
07:19It's about stopping people from cheating.
07:21It's the same reason they drug test me at Mr. Universe.
07:27Yeah.
07:30At least that's what the man told me when he demanded a cup of my urine.
07:33Let's welcome...
07:35Here he is!
07:38Tonight's guest!
07:39If he blows it tonight, he's afraid he won't get into a good college.
07:43Host of the Guy Benson Show, Guy Benson.
07:48These punchlines are like female pilots.
07:51They rarely land.
07:53Actor, writer, and comedian Jamie Lissow.
07:55Fun fact, she's immune to tranquilizer darts.
08:02Co-host of Outnumbered Emily Campagno.
08:07And the Loch Ness Monster has blurry photos of him.
08:12Former NWA world champion and host of the Planet of the Cyber podcast.
08:14Guys, I love your purple sweater.
08:22It's almost in time for Easter.
08:25I wear purple year-round because I went to Northwestern, the college I attended decades ago.
08:29Just for the record, in terms of my age.
08:31All right, all right.
08:32I believe you.
08:33But I will ask for ID later, after the show.
08:36Okay, you know what I love about this whole voter ID is racist thing?
08:39We've been talking about this for, I don't know, 10 years.
08:41They've never offered one guy who, like, can they just find one person that says,
08:48I don't have an ID, to show, I don't have an ID and I want to vote.
08:52They can't find one.
08:54You think in a country of 330 million?
08:58Yes.
08:5950 million people, they could find one person.
09:01Yes, one person.
09:02Who has had this terrible thing happen to them.
09:04Yes.
09:05Wanted to vote, showed up to vote, doesn't own an ID.
09:08Yeah.
09:08And therefore couldn't.
09:10It makes no sense.
09:11And it's sort of fun watching someone like Nicki Minaj have this realization, have this epiphany.
09:17Because she's new to politics, clearly.
09:18And she's been a bit red-pilled and she's questioning some things.
09:21And her tweet that set a lot of this off, and there was a reference to it in the CNN clip that we played, she was like, what do you mean they're arguing against having an ID to vote?
09:31What's wrong with you?
09:32With all caps, she can't believe it.
09:34We're used to it because we cover this all the time.
09:36Right.
09:36But her response is actually the correct one, shock and suspicion.
09:41One more point.
09:42They call the voter ID idea, the concept, Jim Crow.
09:47And if the Republicans try to pass it, they're going to filibuster it.
09:50You know what else they call a relic of Jim Crow?
09:53The filibuster.
09:54Yes.
09:55So I wonder, how does this work in racism?
09:57Like, in their rules, right?
09:59If you are fighting Jim Crow, but using Jim Crow to do it, does it cancel out?
10:05Someone should ask Chuck that question.
10:07That is a great question.
10:08Yep.
10:13I knew this is why we have you go home after work to do homework.
10:18So cute.
10:19You know, Jamie, you often say to me, you know, people of color shouldn't be allowed to vote.
10:24And I'm like, dude.
10:26I go, that's a little strong.
10:27It's a little.
10:28Yeah.
10:28He would say, he says that on his podcast, why I don't like people of color.
10:32And I'm just absolutely amazed that, no, you guys have never seen that.
10:37Anyway, let's see.
10:38News to me.
10:40Breaking news.
10:42But he uses the PC term people of color.
10:44Yes, that's what I enjoy.
10:45Oh, well, that's fine.
10:46Yes.
10:47Ooh, I was going to beat you up.
10:49We're good now.
10:50Jamie, what do you think about this idea that, like, it's not racist?
10:55It's not racist to say blacks can't have IDs.
10:58Of course, it's racist to say they can't get IDs.
11:01Yeah, exactly.
11:02And if you, it's just plain and simple that if you are against voter ID, you are pro cheating and fraud.
11:09I've heard no other explanation.
11:12You need an ID.
11:13Like when you, I was just in Indiana and I was told that you need an ID to watch pornography.
11:20Yes.
11:21I was told by my phone.
11:23Yes.
11:25And by the way, what did you do?
11:28You didn't watch pornography.
11:30I absolutely did not put on a disguise and watch pornography.
11:37You just got to, you just go get an ID.
11:41Like, you can make it fun.
11:42Like, what I like to do is when I go get a new license, I'll have like, I'll have three or four beers.
11:47And then that way, that's the way my picture looks.
11:50If I get pulled over after three or four beers, the cop's like, oh, that's what he looks like.
11:53You know, Emily, I think the Democrats really hate this because it eliminates illegals from their voter rolls.
12:09That's the story nobody's talking about except here on this show.
12:15Which is why they can't come up with an example or an anecdote of actuality because then they would have to admit it's actually a non-citizen that doesn't have the ID.
12:24The thing is, Schumer said this exact same Jim Crow 2.0 in 2022 with the Georgia new law there, right?
12:31He literally said the same speech, and I'm pretty sure he just took it from the computer and said, let's say this again.
12:36And that turned out record voter turnout with black Americans.
12:40But remember what happened as they were saying this is Jim Crow 2.0.
12:44People from California were moving there to try to stop things.
12:48Alyssa Milano was chaining herself to free ballot boxes, right?
12:51Hollywood was getting involved.
12:53They moved the MLB All-Star game to Colorado because of it.
12:56So the whole point is, when there was record turnout of the black American population there in Georgia, all of these white people that were the saviors of that community ended up having egg on their faces, eating crow.
13:10Because the dumbasses moved and made the biggest deal possible.
13:14They ended up impacting that community because they brought the game out of there, and yet it made no sense whatsoever.
13:21And I was thinking, like, why are they doing this?
13:23Why?
13:23And energy is neither created nor destroyed, so I think that they're just harvesting the same ball of anger and rage and, like, hot-potatoing it from person to person, from issue to issue.
13:34But those of us that see, you know, if you call everything Jim Crow 2.0, then nothing is.
13:38But if they would actually collaborate on most normal things and then save that for the one thing that was actual, you know, not okay, then we would believe them a lot more.
13:48I totally forgot about Alyssa Milano in this, and it's so ironic because she—
13:52Well, everyone has.
13:53Yeah, that's true.
13:56And by the way, she requires an ID to get into Alyssa Milano.
14:01Tyrus.
14:02Tyrus.
14:03Yes.
14:03Life must be really hard for you, not having an ID.
14:06How do you get around?
14:07How do you get into this building?
14:10Do you just, like, go on Google and just say, that's me?
14:13I grab the shortest white guy next to me.
14:17I take his ID, and then I'm him.
14:21Yeah.
14:23And now I don't have an ID.
14:27It's—Emily said a lot.
14:29Yes.
14:30But one word that sticks out was harvesting.
14:32Because that's what this is about.
14:34It's harvesting.
14:35Now, I don't know, a few years back, I think it was right before the second term of President Trump, the one that he didn't work in the office, he worked from home.
14:46Yeah.
14:47I got text messages when I had first moved to Louisiana, and it was like, black voters, we need to get together.
14:57And we're going to help you register.
14:59We're even going to provide you with a bus and a place where we will drive you guys all in so you can vote.
15:04And I was like, wow, cool.
15:06I'm a Republican.
15:09Never heard from him again.
15:10Yep.
15:12Because what they're against is this—they control the vote.
15:17They load up people, they look for certain types, elderly, really young, and illegals.
15:23And they get them on these buses, they're educating them the whole way on how they need to vote, and then they send them all in to go vote, and they all vote the same.
15:33So that's what it is.
15:34They bus people in, minorities in, and lower-income people in, so they get them to vote.
15:40And this has been a very effective thing for them because they make it easy.
15:44And when it's easy, like, wait, all I have to do is a thing, and you already have it filled out for me, and all I have to do is press here, press here, go ahead and put my thing in the box.
15:50A lot of people will do that thinking, oh, I'm voting.
15:52But that's not how it works.
15:53That's not how it should work.
15:54You should have to represent as an American citizen.
15:58You should have to have an ID.
16:00That is the most dumbest—it's not even racist.
16:02It's—like, you can't—to sit there and say a black man or woman doesn't have the ability to get a birth certificate because we're all born in sheds at night underneath but twixt the sugar cane in Tennessee.
16:22And then when we escaped, we forgot to get our birth in numbers.
16:25Like, it's just the stupidest—nobody lives like that.
16:29It's embarrassing.
16:30No one in America, everyone who wants to drive a car, every young man who wants it, they've got to have an ID.
16:36You want to get in a club, you want to have an ID.
16:38They won't even go to the length of risk penitentiary to make a fake ID because an ID represents independence.
16:46It represents accomplishment.
16:48And that's the worst thing when you're trying to hold a group of people down.
16:51So just say—that's all it is.
16:53All right.
16:54Objects!
16:56Another nutty nurse.
17:03I'm in your way.
17:05Hey, hey.
17:07It's video of the day.
17:15A male nurse shoots off his mouth and his career goes south.
17:20This is Chad, a Chicago nurse who wants MAGA employees fired and who appeared to suggest letting ICE agents bleed out.
17:28I hope his boss isn't watching.
17:30Roll it, Sven.
17:32One of our own was just murdered in the street.
17:34We might be able to stop this somehow.
17:37The vasculature in the leg, it really bleeds.
17:39Bleeds well.
17:41Someone could bleed out very quickly from that.
17:43Probably, like, a couple of minutes, really.
17:45I would really suggest to all the health care organizations out there that if you have knowingly MAGA employees, that you terminate them.
17:54You can't have people who have open racism in the health care system.
17:59Doing it on the toilet.
18:01Why?
18:03MAGA nurses aren't racist.
18:05They just believe in walls, and in your case, padded ones.
18:08And they believe in following the law, like preventing nurses from killing people.
18:13Well, I guess his boss watched, because it appears Chad was the one fired, and now he's playing victim.
18:18I think it's really annoying that a post that I made talking about nurses who are MAGA, basically questioning if they could treat people equally.
18:31And so I said that I didn't think that they should have jobs.
18:33Somehow that's been twisted to that I wouldn't treat a MAGA patient the same.
18:37I'm a good person.
18:39And I work really hard, and I take care of all of my patients really hard.
18:43I took care of all of my patients really hard.
18:46Really hard, right.
18:47But what did you expect?
18:49You're a nurse advocating the withholding of care from injured people so they die.
18:53And worse, you're a male nurse.
18:58Who has to face the uphill battle of disappointing people who think you're a doctor.
19:06Jamie, I just realized you look like a male nurse.
19:10Do I?
19:10Yeah.
19:11You have the face of a male nurse.
19:14Oh.
19:14Like you're not as distinguished enough to be a doctor.
19:16Yeah.
19:17But you could be a nurse.
19:19Yes.
19:21That guy was backtracking so hard in that second video.
19:25I'm surprised in the background you couldn't hear beep, beep, beep, beep.
19:30I know normally you have to do tests and things like that for psychosis, but I think in this case we could probably just eyeball it.
19:37Yeah.
19:37He's like so crazy.
19:41Can you imagine if that was your nurse?
19:43And honestly, if it comes down to this, he said he was holding someone's groin and then he said, like, let him bleed out.
19:49Let me tell you something, Greg.
19:50If the options are that man holds my groin or I bleed out, please get my affairs in order.
19:56He's the best.
20:01You know, Emily, I think you and I talked about this once in the hallways when you were bothering me.
20:06Do you think that because of the rise of social media, there's so many people who still don't understand the accountability of going on there?
20:15They think it's just like writing a limerick on a bathroom wall and no one's going to see it but you and your friends.
20:21Yes.
20:22And that's why it's so defeating to see that there's so many millions of people who have zero character whatsoever.
20:28I would actually respect him a little bit more if he was like, yeah, that's how I feel.
20:31But instead, like everyone, he folds.
20:34It's not what I meant.
20:35I meant something different.
20:36No, everything's fine.
20:36No, please hire me again.
20:37Just kidding.
20:38It's so tragic, the spinelessness of all of these jellyfish that come out there and like, oh, my gosh, I got so upset.
20:44I had to just do a TikTok video for my followers.
20:47There's like 35.
20:48And then they say something horrific.
20:50And then rightly so, it goes viral.
20:52And then they backtrack.
20:53Also, I have not seen a puka shell necklace since 1992.
20:57For the record.
20:59But can I say this, too, that it reminded me seriously, and this was what really alarmed me, of during COVID when people in the health care industry were doing the same thing for those that weren't vaccinated.
21:09Remember the 31-year-old guy who couldn't get a heart transplant because he didn't have the COVID vaccine?
21:1312-year-old girl couldn't get a heart transplant.
21:16That Alabama physician that was like, I'm not treating anyone that has a vaccine.
21:19Like, that somehow, that culture was approved and applauded.
21:23And so now we're seeing the resurrection here.
21:25That's where you're going.
21:26This is coming from that.
21:27That's very good.
21:28A nice call on the puka shells.
21:29Nice.
21:30I know.
21:30That should have been our warning side, Tyrus.
21:32This is that pattern you see over and over again.
21:35They will accuse you of a destructive tactic so they can use it on you.
21:39Well, yeah, he's just confused.
21:45In his first video, when he was talking to mo**, he had a mask, which could have hit his identity.
21:52Yeah.
21:53But he just wore it on his neck.
21:55Yeah.
21:56So that was the first mistake.
21:58And, quite honestly, why me and Jamie missed the puka shells.
22:01Because had we saw them, we would have been dropping gold bars and jokes about them.
22:05But Emily stole it.
22:06So congratulations, Emmy.
22:07Game ball to you.
22:08Then in the second video, he had the time to put makeup on but forgot to put his blouse on.
22:14So it's like he's just, no matter what he's trying to do, he's just off.
22:21And then the third one, he's mad because people held him accountable.
22:26So he tried to out-mad them.
22:27Yeah.
22:28Which every married man knows what that's like.
22:32It is the most painful thing in the world to, you have been wronged.
22:39You know, you said starch.
22:41They weren't starched.
22:42And you're like, I'm upset.
22:44I don't like this.
22:44It's hard for my skin.
22:45And when they, well, that's what you get for being big.
22:48And you're like, well, you can't out-mad me.
22:50Yeah.
22:50Like, I have a right to be mad.
22:51And he's upset.
22:52But again, this is the thing.
22:54They live in a feelings world where they're said, your feelings are your truth.
22:59The problem is the person that gave that information, a little gem that they all used together, had one slight character flaw.
23:09He was a f***ing moron.
23:10And there's a lot of these.
23:14Guy, this is like, I think, the fourth nurse that we've covered in the last couple of weeks.
23:20What is it with the, like, the caregiver industry that falls for, like, well, A, hires such weirdos.
23:27Nurses and teachers?
23:29Yeah.
23:29It feels like a lot of the protest movement.
23:31It's kind of interesting to see this guy playing the victim, which, of course, he retreats to, having talked really tough.
23:40And he seems to have this notion that people who voted differently than him should not be able to be in the medical field.
23:47Right.
23:47But he, making those comments, is a wonderful nurse who should keep his job.
23:51That is a little bit odd to me.
23:53The other thing is, when I was growing up, when you were a little kid, they teach you in school and at home, use your indoor voice and keep some of your thoughts to yourself.
24:02Yeah.
24:03This would be one of those thoughts.
24:04If you had this thought, it's bad.
24:07Yeah.
24:07Say, ooh, that's kind of weird that I think that, but I'm going to keep it to myself.
24:10Then he said it out loud, which is demented.
24:12Then he said, let me go find my phone, record myself saying it, and publish it to the world.
24:18And then, five minutes later, when he's out of a job, he's like, what the hell happened?
24:23I'm a victim.
24:24Yeah.
24:27Yeah.
24:28Well, my mom always said, never trust a nurse named Chad.
24:36I believe it's pronounced Shad.
24:38Shad.
24:40All right.
24:40Coming up, a writer hates on MAGA weddings.
24:48A story in five words.
24:57Ugly writer, look, shames MAGA, Emily.
25:01A homely, frumpy woman, her, named Olivia Craighead, penned an article called Welcome to MAGA Season,
25:09where she bashed two weddings of Trump insiders this past weekend, saying, quote,
25:14no one was capable of turning a look to MAGA weddings, hundreds of guests, and not a lick
25:20of taste to be seen anywhere.
25:24If they're going to run the country to the ground, the least they could do is look good
25:27while doing it.
25:29Doesn't she kind of open the door for everybody to do the same thing to her, and let's do it?
25:35She is a hound.
25:40Let's be honest.
25:42Woof, woof.
25:43I mean, so, yes, her Instagram page is public, and so you can go and see the photographs that
25:48she has chosen to put out there on the world, which all look frighteningly similar to that.
25:53Just so you guys know, that's not the worst of the photos.
25:55That's just the average.
25:56You picked the best ones.
25:57Yeah.
25:57But this individual, you know, she's lovely on the outside.
26:02It is ugliness on the inside that is radiating through every pore, and that is the reason
26:07why when you look at these photographs, you are nauseated and want to vomit.
26:10And I'm not quite sure why her publisher would think that someone who looks like that, with
26:15the ugliness on the inside shining through, would be the kind of credible writer that we
26:21would take seriously when she rips apart hundreds of people for daring to get married.
26:28Everything she said was such drivel.
26:30She's bitter.
26:31Including children.
26:32She ripped apart children, by the way, what they were wearing.
26:34Are you surprised at how she looks, though, Todd?
26:35I'm surprised that Emily said she's fine on the outside.
26:39What the?
26:39Well, I'm trying to be nice.
26:41Just in case we can't.
26:44Liggle calls me.
26:47I thought John Lennon was dead.
26:51She doesn't look bad there.
26:56She looks like she smoked weed and left saliva on it and is trying to hand it to you.
27:05What?
27:05I'm sorry.
27:06And she wears glasses and she still has to squint.
27:10So, you know, and she got her hands on a little keyboard and she started talking about
27:15all the people.
27:15And I think the funny thing was like, I can't believe they wore a mega hat.
27:20You know what?
27:20People have Elvis weddings.
27:22They have Star Wars weddings.
27:23They have weddings in honor of their heroes.
27:26And I know this.
27:27I don't want to say plain Jane because if there's a Jane in the crowd, I'm sorry.
27:31But oh, hi, Jane.
27:32Thanks for coming.
27:32I mean, her nickname should be bland.
27:39Yeah.
27:39You know, I think her thing about the MAGA thing was cracked me up is like she's like
27:43trying to gather people around.
27:46President Trump is bigger than Elvis.
27:48He was a worldwide star before he even got into politics.
27:52People were having your fire party, apprentice party.
27:54Like he, of course, they're going to have weddings where they honor their hero.
27:59Mm-hmm.
27:59And it's at Mar-a-Lago and he's going to be there.
28:01So, Guy, I think the thing that you can predict exactly who this person is.
28:07It's always the same person.
28:08When they hear about a conservative event, a right-wing event, a Trump event, they're the
28:14one that the magazine sends to go and do a hatchet job.
28:18Whether it's a documentary that Melania does, it's going to be that film critic.
28:23Whether it's somebody who comes and watches this show, it's going to be somebody that's
28:26here to do the job, which is exactly what she did.
28:30As we were scrolling through some of these photos of her, I'm wondering, do you and she
28:34shop at the same thrift store?
28:38Because some similar looks there.
28:42Here's the thing.
28:43I don't want to be too hard on this young woman because-
28:45No one's hard on that woman.
28:46I'm just going to let that one sit for a moment.
29:02It's hard to improve upon that.
29:03I'm not going to be too mean about this woman because this is her job.
29:08Yeah.
29:08This apparently is her whole job.
29:10Like, hey, there's some MAGA weddings.
29:12Go write mean things about the clothes people are wearing, including children.
29:16That's a sad existence.
29:17It's a sad existence.
29:19It's somebody's wedding.
29:20It wasn't even like an award show.
29:21You're not even invited there.
29:24You're not even supposed to be there.
29:26It almost is like Don Lemon invading that church.
29:30It's like, I'm going to go and just rip on these people because they're dumber and not
29:34as cool as I am, even though I'm a spinster living at home with a cat who's waiting for
29:40me to sleep so it can eat me.
29:41One of the brides was Miss Nevada.
29:44Yeah.
29:45There's nothing about these people at all that you can dismantle.
29:49They are like...
29:50Yeah.
29:52But you know what?
29:52She's still better looking than you, Jamie.
29:56I kid.
29:58I kid.
29:59He's like a sexy male nurse.
30:04You look like...
30:05No, you look like a Pornhub male nurse.
30:07How's that?
30:08Oh.
30:09That's actually a little bit better.
30:10They're well endowed.
30:11No degree.
30:16Yeah.
30:17And also, her roasting of the...
30:20It was like nothing that made any sense.
30:23Yeah.
30:23It was like, oh, look at you with your big boobs and your expensive dress.
30:26Yeah.
30:27I was like, oh, those are good things.
30:29Yes.
30:31It all boils down to great...
30:32People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
30:35I mean, I'd probably throw stones, too, if I saw that reflection.
30:38But, um...
30:40And I don't...
30:42I hate...
30:43I feel bad making fun of a veteran, you know.
30:46Yeah.
30:46Because she spent the last 20 years at the Salvation Army.
30:48Yeah.
30:52You good?
30:53You're right, though.
30:53I did expect...
30:54Yeah, I guess I'm good.
30:55No, go ahead.
30:55I was going to say, like, I really did expect to go to that page and see a fashion model.
31:01And I went to a page of someone who didn't know how to apply a filter.
31:04Yeah.
31:04Yeah.
31:04Yeah.
31:04Yeah.
31:04Yeah.
31:05Yeah.
31:05Yeah.
31:05Yeah.
31:05Yeah.
31:05Yeah.
31:05Yeah.
31:05Yeah.
31:05Yeah.
31:06Yeah.
31:06Yeah.
31:07Yeah.
31:08You know what?
31:11Let's go even uglier.
31:12Up next, Stinky Nadler, Trash's Ice.
31:19To Nadler's Night.
31:22Uh...
31:24Night Crap.
31:27Ugh.
31:33Roll it.
31:35What is really the major problem in this country today
31:37is the fascism in our streets, the attacks on American citizens by masked hoodlums.
31:47If you were attacked by a masked person, you might think you were being kidnapped.
31:50You'd be justified in shooting the person.
31:53Justified in shooting the person, Tyrus.
31:55This used to be stuff you'd get from, like, influencers or talking heads.
32:00These are now politicians on the Democrat side.
32:02You know, with as many bowel movement problems as he has, it's amazing that he can still talk
32:08out his ass.
32:09Yeah.
32:09Yeah.
32:10Oh!
32:15It's amazing that he's still there, Guy.
32:19That he's still there.
32:20117 terms.
32:22Yes.
32:23But he's finally retiring.
32:24Yes.
32:24He's finally retiring.
32:25Oh, good.
32:26America 250, Nadler 500.
32:29And I would say this.
32:32That is so beyond the pale, what he said.
32:34And it's so nasty and sort of, like, almost open license to go shoot a federal agent.
32:41I wonder if his base is going to demand that he not retire.
32:44Yeah.
32:44Like, no, actually, they like this kind of thing.
32:47They are saying these things because their constituency demands it.
32:51Yeah.
32:52They're feeding the animals, Jamie.
32:54A lot of people who go to your comedy show say they feel justified in shooting themselves.
33:02Hey, as long as we get their 20 bucks.
33:10That's so funny you call them a talking head, and he looks like a talking head.
33:14Yes.
33:15In the picture.
33:16He looks like just a head.
33:19It's very dangerous to talk like this.
33:22It's just very, like, what is the point of, like, inciting someone to violence?
33:26It's just very dangerous.
33:27And I feel bad because I wouldn't have to deal with a lot of this type of thing in Alaska.
33:31In Alaska, actual ICE takes care of illegal immigrants.
33:37And polar bears.
33:40He's also the same guy that always says the, oh, it's mostly peaceful.
33:44The protests are mostly peaceful.
33:45I'm like, yeah, my ex-wife was mostly faithful.
33:48You know, how was the ocean?
33:54Mostly peaceful, except for the sharks.
33:57Yeah.
33:58You only need one bite.
33:59So what do you think?
34:02He wasn't, you were talking about this before, about the, Emily, about the masks.
34:06He was also somebody that was very pro-mask during the pandemic.
34:10And then he's now talking about these guys wearing masks.
34:12And they're wearing masks because of people like him saying you should shoot them.
34:17Totally.
34:17And it's so reckless.
34:19You're absolutely right.
34:20And it's so frightening that this is considered sort of normal, normal verbiage coming out
34:26of Congress.
34:27Like, why isn't this person censured?
34:30Why isn't there any kind of accountability?
34:32We've talked often about the Minnesota elected officials who have used, like, horrifying language
34:36and continue to goad these protesters.
34:38Why does anyone think, like, why don't the protesters, like, why wouldn't they go out
34:44there and strap themselves to the, I mean, this is an absolute green light for that.
34:50And yet, like, to your point, masks are only okay when they're, but I just, I think
34:53this is so patently horrifying.
34:56I actually think this is worse than him perpetuating for a long time, which he did, the Russia hoax.
35:00Like, he lies all the time.
35:01But this is dangerous.
35:03You know what it is?
35:03I think his mouth is jealous of his anus.
35:07Because his anus has just been spewing so much crap.
35:11And his mouth is going like, I can do that, too.
35:14All right.
35:18I am a doctor.
35:20Oh, this is my favorite story.
35:23R.I.P.
35:24Frozen Can Juice.
35:28Five more words.
35:31Minute Maid canned juice discontinued, Jamie, after 80 years.
35:41Minute Maid is pulling the plug on its iconic frozen canned juices.
35:45Everything that anybody born in the, I would say the 60s, 70s, 50s, grew up on.
35:52And they're calling it a response to shifting consumer preferences.
35:56Are you sad?
35:57It made me a little bit sad, Greg, when I read about this.
36:01I thought it was like a grown-up poor thing, but maybe it wasn't.
36:05I'm just kind of like talking with everybody.
36:07Because, you know, I remember this was like a luxury to us when we get that frozen thing.
36:11And every once in a while you could take a spoonful right out of it.
36:14I don't know, I'm getting a little sentiment.
36:15My parents worked, they worked very hard to put food on the floor.
36:18We couldn't afford a table.
36:20And TV dinners, remember the TV dinners?
36:23When the TV dinner was invented, that was like, it was so much quicker than telling your kid you don't love them.
36:29Yes.
36:31That's so messed up.
36:32No, my theory was TV dinners, frozen, it was all for alcoholic parents.
36:38Yes.
36:39Let's put it out there.
36:41What are you talking about?
36:43Those were meals for us so she could go look for a new dad.
36:45Well, you grew up, you and I are similar in ages, so you know this.
36:52Oh, yeah, just off by 10.
36:57Listen, I'm glad they're gone.
36:59Yeah.
36:59Oh, I'm glad they're gone.
37:00Why?
37:00Because this was child crack for me.
37:03Yeah.
37:03I got more beatings behind seeking the forbidden jewel fruit.
37:07Because we were allowed to have Kool-Aid.
37:09You could do Tang, but the frozen stuff, that was the good s***.
37:14And you couldn't make it.
37:16Because then there'd be evidence.
37:17Yeah.
37:17So you'd just eat it.
37:18Yeah.
37:19Me and my brother would be like, eat it.
37:20I'm not going to throw good.
37:21And then we'd just be, oh, let's just go.
37:23And we'd just run around and attack s***.
37:24And that would be like, every day.
37:26My mom would get the Minute Maid stuff and always be the same.
37:28And she'd be in the fridge looking for it.
37:30And it was like forensic files.
37:32She had to find out who did it.
37:34You know, Emily, my mom, when she would make this, it would always end up in like a pitcher.
37:42And it would be like orange water with these giant boulders in the bottom.
37:46You could mix it.
37:47But my mom didn't have the upper body strength.
37:49Oh, my gosh.
37:50We would make it.
37:51I have sisters.
37:52And so we would all like, that's what I remember about it is like us making it ourselves in summer and like growing up in California.
37:57What were you guys wearing?
37:58Oh, my God.
37:59When you made this orange suit.
38:02Anyway, so I'm like, I'm sad that they're ending it.
38:05But it's not like I would keep eating it.
38:06So I feel bad for being sad because it's like just for my nostalgia, you know.
38:10But RIP to the best decade ever.
38:12Obviously, the 80s and 70s.
38:13Yeah.
38:14Greg, just so you know, they wore beekeeper suits.
38:17Exactly.
38:18Well, that kills the fantasy.
38:20Guy, you're like 12.
38:23Do you know what we're talking about?
38:24Yeah, yeah, totally.
38:25It is kind of funny to see everyone on the Internet being like, we're so sad it's going away.
38:29I'm like, really?
38:30When was the last time you bought one?
38:31Yeah.
38:32No.
38:32Because that's why it's going away because no one's buying it.
38:34Yeah.
38:34We're in a much better area than we were before.
38:37Our juices have improved generally.
38:39Yes.
38:39My favorite one was the pink lemonade.
38:41Really?
38:42I would use the pink lemonade, make it and sell it.
38:44That was my side hustle, Greg.
38:46Really?
38:46I sold lemonade as a kid.
38:47You liked pink lemonade.
38:49Yep.
38:51Well.
38:53I liked pink lemonade.
38:54Yeah, well.
38:56Newman's Own is the best, by the way.
38:58Well, you got in a carton, didn't you?
39:00Oh, yeah.
39:00Yeah.
39:00Oh, no, no.
39:01You squeezed the can and it pops.
39:03Yeah.
39:03You know, I kind of miss that Kat's not here because she would have said, what are we talking
39:07about?
39:09All right.
39:11But we love having you here, Emily.
39:12I didn't mean that as a jab against you.
39:14Oh, tell her the truth.
39:15It was more of a jab against Guy.
39:17All right.
39:21Guy Benson, Jamie Lissa, Emily Cabano, Tire, Studio Art, and Fortuny Lens.
39:24I love you, America.
39:26We need something different tomorrow.
39:27Oh, yeah.
39:32G Ho, God.
39:34Whats out.
39:36Oh, my lord.
39:37Rồi, đây.
39:38Sẽ là chiếc nhà bé bé bé đến từ Xi Yamato.
39:42Đến nơi hai sau.
39:43Iso.
39:43Năm trầm thịt.
39:46Nỗi lòi.
39:49Oclama.
39:50Almas
39:52Almas
39:54Glory
39:56I saw
39:58Rogan
40:00Glory
40:02You
40:04Done
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