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The Greg Gutfeld Show Weekend 9/6/25 FULL END SHOW | ᖴO᙭ ᗷᖇEᗩKIᑎG ᑎEᗯS September 6, 2025
The Greg Gutfeld Show Weekend 9/6/25 FULL END SHOW | ᖴO᙭ ᗷᖇEᗩKIᑎG ᑎEᗯS September 6, 2025
The Greg Gutfeld Show Weekend 9/6/25 FULL END SHOW | ᖴO᙭ ᗷᖇEᗩKIᑎG ᑎEᗯS September 6, 2025
The Greg Gutfeld Show Weekend 9/6/25 FULL END SHOW | ᖴO᙭ ᗷᖇEᗩKIᑎG ᑎEᗯS September 6, 2025
The Greg Gutfeld Show Weekend 9/6/25 FULL END SHOW | ᖴO᙭ ᗷᖇEᗩKIᑎG ᑎEᗯS September 6, 2025
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00:00even this guy had something to say look i get it you get up in the morning and you doom scroll
00:08through things and although i will say this the last few days you woke up thinking there might
00:13be news um just saying just saying there will be news sometime just so you know there will be news
00:21oh jesus to think that guy could have been a bottle of tequila away from the presidency
00:28and even the twitching corpses of late night weighed in i was shocked to learn that this weekend
00:36the biggest story was frenzied social media rumors speculating whether donald trump had died
00:43for the record donald trump is very much alive okay and no
00:49we like our presidents alive good old jd
00:55he hears the words trump daddy lights up like a christmas tree
01:01everyone gets all worked up here's the thing jonathan trump will never die
01:05forget it he's like dracula he's gonna keep sucking the life out of us forever
01:09sucking the life out of us that's the wrong pronoun it's you not us you're like a guy at a bar blaming
01:17everyone for your debt your relationships your unemployment but never the 12 shots of cheap
01:23whiskey you just downed your show is so close to the end there's already a pod container in the
01:28parking lot waiting to load your furniture but it's something to see speculation from these jerks
01:36who covered up a missing president when they should have covered him with dirt at least biden has an
01:41excuse for blacking out the last four years what's theirs look i get it the dems and the media are as
01:47as a kardashian during nba all-star week
01:50sorry
01:56america hates the dems they hate the media they're less trusted than a wet fart
02:02so they find comfort in these fantasies call it trump death porn and like real porn it made them feel good
02:10for a minute but then they feel empty and alone as they wipe up the mess with a harris and waltz t-shirt
02:17i know sorry douchebags trump is alive and kicking and what he's kicking is your ass and you deserve it
02:24after all you're still a democrat even after knowing that your party covered up biden's mental demise
02:30the party hid a walking corpse while others ran the show that might be the biggest political scandal in
02:35this nation's history bigger than obama eating bo the white house dog
02:39i get it you hate trump but you gotta hate this betrayal more democrats they told you a guy with
02:47dementia was president and you bought it and you're never gonna live that down so if you weren't aware
02:52they were lying then you must face facts the party deceived you and that should be enough for you to
02:57quit the party now what are you hanging around for so they make you look even dumber that's impossible
03:03but you're a democrat if they nominated a nigerian prince you'd probably give them access to your bank
03:09account so if you're still in the party then you must be okay with being played which means maybe then
03:17show us a little grace or give us a grace period you guys covered up a brain dead prez while accusing
03:22the other guy of being hitler for years so have some dignity and slink away in shame for a while go to
03:28rehab try to get detoxified of all that trump hate and then come back and we might let you back in the
03:33band stop entertaining
03:40all right stop entertaining fantasies and face the future it's right in front of you and unlike trump
03:48it's deader than joe biden let's welcome tonight's guest
03:58he'll make good points till the sun goes down but not after host of the ben shapiro show and
04:04author of lions and scavengers the true story of america ben shapiro
04:13he was conceived in the 1960s just like his act comedian rich boss
04:19they call her a milf mostly intelligent likes frappuccinos new york times best-selling author and
04:29fox's contributor catch him
04:34and he refers to the great lakes as just the lakes new york times best-selling author comedian and
04:40former nwa world champion
04:45ben congrats on the new book lions and scavengers the true story of america at what page do you mention
04:52me oh here it is here it is when greg took off his shirt i was surprised why does he hide such a body
05:01if only america could see what i'm seeing now they would question all their institutions wow thank
05:08you that's a little embarrassing all right we're looking at this model we're looking at
05:14this it's not even uh a conspiracy because it's so manufactured it's they don't even believe it and
05:21you look at these people like how does jen saki do her show does she think that we all have collective
05:26amnesia i i think they're so addicted to trump and when he like hunter biden with parmesan cheese
05:31like they will take any substitute for the actual drug yeah and so the the the high of maybe he's
05:37dead in the 11 minutes when he's not tweeting i mean he's the most ubiquitous president in american
05:41history legitimately if he goes missing for more than about 30 seconds from your feed or from truth
05:46social or from your tv like where'd he go maybe he's dead like they get very very very excited and
05:51so i think they you know they get they get high in their own supply it's weird i thought
05:54watching colbert react to his audience as though he didn't participate or cause their response yes
06:02and then trying to buy it back yeah because the secret service was right outside yeah which would
06:07have been delicious yeah and trump might do that by the way yeah i would you know uh rich many people
06:12often assume you're dead well that's true i i'm i'm dead inside uh you know i don't have to read online
06:22that i'm because i hear it you know you're dead to me your career is dead before sex my wife says i'm
06:29going to pretend i'm dead
06:34it's just i'm i'm not getting greedy that was it no that's it that's it
06:43are you saving all your energy are you saving all your energy for the jewish block
06:46it's a first of all first of all i'm gonna out to him uh impossible impossible not possible two
06:53different types of jews really what kind of jew are you uh well i don't put cheese on my pork uh
07:01that's it he gets it uh what is that because you're a black jew no i didn't say fried pork
07:10should we stop here and move on or you have offered no opinion on this what kind of jew am
07:18i a proud one yes
07:26so cat we had a lot of examples of people in there saying stuff what bothered you or uh interested you
07:34the most of something you didn't play but it was what jen sackey said she said you really can't make
07:40this stuff up sometimes and she was talking about other people i maybe i i've never felt that i'm not
07:51bold enough but after watching that i'm like maybe i'm not bold enough maybe i actually have too much
07:57shame because to be the press secretary for this guy who's wandering off and clearly not okay and
08:04being like he's fine if that were my show i'd be like maybe we should skip this topic exactly maybe
08:11this isn't a good topic for me to talk about at length yes given my very recent history of being
08:18involved in something insane yeah that people can point to when they watch me talking about this yes
08:25it's and and it's the same thing with the former biden aide accusing of trump of not being
08:31transparent you're a former biden you you don't you don't get to do that you don't get to do that
08:37probably ever certainly not now this is very very recent i don't understand how that aired and you're
08:45you know it goes through edits takes a while for something to get on tv there's probably other topics
08:49in the news that she was maybe she's like this is the one we're gonna go with there's no producer
08:54that came up to her and said do you remember your past yeah because i like your past career
09:00your job yes it wasn't just like a day no it was the gig yeah it it it's like it's like all of a
09:06sudden like like it would be like oj's agent not telling him don't go to the knife show
09:11but even that would be just one knife yeah yes she was covering for him every single day that was her
09:23job tyrus do you want to talk about tim waltz and why uh i mean the democrats what the democrats
09:32inserted that man into our lives i wish i'd never known this thing existed i think we should i think we
09:39should sue them for assault yes first of all he's not funny yeah and he makes a joke like every guy
09:51you ever punched in the face who talked to you too much i'm just saying just saying i'm saying but
09:56that's not the important thing tim waltz he's nobody yeah what has happened and you just glazing this
10:04over yes the president died he did and then he resurrected in two days
10:15you know what that means you know what he means you know what that means
10:18yes he's been reborn yes he can run for two more turns
10:27that is you're absolutely right happy birthday mr president
10:31hi welcome back how was it was the gates golden i just had a flashback a jen saki flashback when she
10:41answered a reporter saying she wouldn't know who to ask or had to figure out who to ask about what
10:45biden's opinion of the space program was like couldn't ask him i like this idea trump should say he did die
10:55yeah because how are you going to fact check that you can't you can't and that totally that means he
11:00he can run again well again and then die two days later and run again yes and and he could be the
11:08problem is when he was dead he automatically became a democrat yeah that's the dead dude vote democrat
11:15and he could be like the beatles go i'm bigger than jesus okay right he came back
11:19and tim waltz hold on some of these i do for me uh tim waltz tim waltz said well he's gonna die
11:29you know thank you nostradamus you know yeah right uh who who do i take tomorrow night the cowboys or
11:34the eagles that's what i want to know why did i come back with that crap
11:40because it makes us all happy we feel a little better when you bomb well i'm one for two yeah
11:48one for two you're batting 500 hey thank you
11:53you'll probably feel differently after the show
11:57happy tuesday everyone so greta thunberg's boat to gaza was forced to turn back to port just hours
12:07after leaving apparently she forgot the bowl she uses to trim her hair
12:17congresswoman ilhan omar's net worth skyrocketed from 51 000 to 30 million in just one year
12:27yeah but the most outraged over this revelation is her brother who never got a scent of alimony
12:37google it in a new video rosie o'donnell was sporting a massive cold sore
12:49oh come on it's actually the first time we believe that someone got herpes from a toilet seat
12:59might be the worst joke we've ever done over the weekend baseless rumors that president trump had died
13:05circulated wildly on social media welcome to the club said joe biden through a ouija board
13:15yeah representative jerry nadler announced he's retiring after 34 years in congress
13:22he's citing a need for change referring to his trousers
13:33you know i'm not going to say he ruins a lot of pants but his dry cleaner did kill himself
13:38but if i know nadler we haven't heard the last from him
13:51now that's the first time we use sound effects in a monologue and i think it went really well
13:59china will reportedly unveil the world's most powerful laser tomorrow
14:03in america experts are already planning to use it to remove rashida talib's mustache
14:11new york gop candidate for mayor curtis liwa announced he has a plan to take care of the
14:16city's rat problem by unleashing thousands of cats so what do you do then with all those stray cats
14:26good question
14:34phil belichick embarrassingly lost his first tar heels game as head coach 48 to 14
14:42the only thing worse would have been if the score was 73 to 24
14:46yeah well proud and finally in canada landlords are giving young women free rent in exchange for
14:58sex so guess who just bought a ton of property in toronto all right a lot of fun people here tonight
15:07crazy town all right so the media has no principles but one that my problems are more important than
15:15yours it reminds me of an old girlfriend
15:21and by old i mean she's 35
15:25for example take cbs's interview with christy noem about the maryland dad you know the one-man crime
15:31spree the left treats like mother theresa with knuckle tats when noem spoke the truth they snipped
15:36her answer like it was morning joe's balls here's her full response that viewers did not get to see
15:44and the one thing that we will continue to do is to make sure that he doesn't walk free
15:50in the united states of america this individual was a known human smuggler ms 13 gang member an
15:56individual who was a wife beater and someone who was um so perverted that he solicited nude photos
16:03from minors and even his fellow human traffickers told him to knock it off he was so sick and what he
16:09was doing and how he was treating small children so he needs to never be in the united states of
16:14america and our administration is making sure we're doing all that we can to bring him to justice
16:19now that was the original this is the edit that they aired and the one thing that we will continue to
16:26do is to make sure that he doesn't walk free in the united states of america but i heard you say that
16:32we're going to let the justice department do that that doesn't mean that does that mean the push to
16:35deport him to uganda's off where'd it go i haven't seen an edit that bad since they tried to air debbie
16:43does dallas on the disney channel there's a callback but it illustrates the media's mo the crimes of an
16:52illegal are not the problem the problem is how we protect the illegal we are expected to sideline
16:57our concerns because the media decides who hurts most sound familiar well after a man who believed he
17:04was a woman killed kids in minneapolis pronouns were top of mind since she identifies as a female
17:11and wants her name to reflect that identification was underage it's now robin uh westman he hated a
17:17lot of different groups it wasn't one ideology or another we're gonna have to leave it there
17:22that is senator amy klobuchar of minnesota thank you very much for taking the time thank you for thinking
17:28of us thank you and just a point of clarification senator klobuchar referenced the shooter as he
17:34although police have identified a suspect it's still unclear at this time what that person's gender
17:39is or how they identify all right i'll clear it up for you how about we call him or her whatever it is
17:48mentally ill unbangable hate-filled bigoted pigtail-wearing douchebag they didn't have to finish
17:56even better a douchebag who is now identified as deceased
18:03i only hope they got the pronouns wrong on the toe tag
18:07but don't you love it it took jake tapper and his fellow detectives
18:10four years to figure out joe biden was a human zucchini but call a killer with pink hair and a
18:18penis a him well jake's on it like mass murder she wrote we see that we see the same thing with
18:24trump's crack crackdown on crime they don't care if you get carjacked they care that trump's using the
18:30national guard i mean after 54 were shot in chicago over labor day weekend the city still rejects trump's
18:36help because being a victim is your problem the bigger problem is authoritarianism so that's only
18:44three examples but there are plenty more and every time we are compelled to accept that their concerns
18:49are on a higher level than yours their problems beat your problems which then either get belittled
18:55or just ignored you know it's like your buddy's girlfriend who tries to set you up with her cute
19:01friend oh you're told she's got a great personality but she eats paste and cuts her hair with a flobie
19:09but that's her problem and it matters more than yours which is you don't want to date her it's the
19:15same thing with the media every day you got to take one for their team and pretend their chosen
19:21problems matter more even though most of them aren't even real to begin with it's why we can have rampant
19:26crime while our government focuses on drag queens in ecuador sure they have fun names like jennifer
19:32bropez or eva schlongoria but maybe there's better use for our tax dollars it's why they welcome gangs
19:41sex traffickers and fentanyl but deemed white supremacy the real threat they didn't care if you can't afford
19:47eggs if your daughter shares a locker room with a dude or if an illegal just drove a truck through your
19:51living room systemic oppression toxic masculinity gender affirming care those were the special
19:57problems that outranked yours in fact your problems aren't problems at all just bigotry now everyone
20:04has problems some people have trouble making friends some have bad breath some struggle with both
20:11but the moment you make one of your problems special over everyone else's you're a loser with a selfish
20:22agenda and it's more transparent than the speedo that got me kicked out of dollywood
20:28and it's why voters flock to trump while viewers of the so-called news are disappearing like the hair on
20:34chuck todd's head americans gravitated towards the man who treated their problems like his own
20:40while telling the media that the real problem was them
20:46welcome tonight's guest
20:52nice she went from interviewing rockers to avoiding elderly stalkers oh so the kennedy saves the world
21:00podcast kennedy
21:04his shows are so quiet he gets booked at golf tournaments comedian adam hunter
21:10her baby claims her as a dependent new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor cat
21:21and he has to take out a second mortgage to pay for back-to-school supplies new york times best-selling
21:26author comedian you know kennedy by the way i love your fox news grandpa sweatshirt thank you
21:38the only one that could pull it off and i'm sure a lot of people would like to do that later
21:42but enough about brit hume
21:49all right i'm just joking i was just making that up leave me alone
21:53kennedy's great people great very smart woman you know uh
21:59i think sometimes we get bogged down in and the identity groups uh you think yes i think we do but i
22:06think what the the issue that has tipped off people and they couldn't explain it until now
22:11is that we don't like it when we're told other people's problems matter more than our own and i
22:18think that's the mistake that dems made you're absolutely right and and that's why their elitist
22:24group think has landed them in in polls because they they have convinced everybody else that this
22:32group of problems supersedes those of you and your family and they didn't realize that the the personal
22:38issues and trials that families go through on a day-to-day basis are the only thing that matter to
22:45them and you know it's like when you're a parent you're programmed to be selfish and take care of your
22:50family that's kind of how it should be yes there's nothing wrong with that but you are vilified if you
22:56admit that you want your kids to be safe that you want your kids to learn math you know that that you
23:01want to be able to send them to college or trade school at some point it's like no uh we're not
23:08going to talk about dead children you know i'm going to i'm going to apologize to the to the npr audience
23:14unfortunately senator klobuchar misgendered the shooter and it's like you think about those parents
23:20who just lost their kids do you think they're going oh i i feel so relieved now that that we can
23:26identify the shooter as her that makes everything better that that they have appropriately gendered
23:33her yeah you make me think of other things about schools like if you wanted your child to go to
23:38an honors class but they got rid of it because the bigger problem is inequity yes so it's like you
23:44you want your kids special yeah kids can't be special so that it keeps playing in different
23:48areas adam you have many many problems and no one cares no nobody cares no no my uh my therapist
23:55is self-deported um and it's weird because she was born in america she was
24:05but you know what i had a feeling that even when i heard it that the school shooter was uh was a
24:09female was not a female because you don't see a lot of female school shooters because yeah women
24:13don't want to end your life they want to ruin it but leave it to you but like but but the real
24:21issue though is if they're going to talk about the the trans thing is we got to stop medicating
24:26all these these kids and giving them all gender affirming care and shooting them up with things or
24:30taking stuff out because because they are they're kids you know and uh and and this this it's crazy
24:36it does seem like there's sort of people are had enough even with like the algerian boxer first
24:41he said it was a female and then she tested positive for x y chromosome so now they're making
24:46females take a test to prove they're female they're going to have you parallel park
24:53i was either going to see the parallel park joke or do an algebra problem
24:58but you did the parallel part and i applaud that in from here without even using my hands
25:06cat what did you make of the cbs interview with christy gnome do you buy their excuse that they
25:12were just doing it to save time yeah but you cut out some pretty important stuff
25:19i didn't know that the guy the guy was demanding nude photos from children i didn't either that's
25:25the first time i heard that the first time i heard it too and look i'm not um a polling expert but i i
25:31do feel confident in saying that solicitation of child porn wife beating and murder are all wildly
25:38unpopular with voters also unpopular with human traffickers the human traffickers didn't want to
25:45be around the sky yes yes exactly even they had they had values they have more they have more values
25:53than chris van olen yeah i do think that democrats make this mistake so often that i i don't understand
26:01how it keeps happening i really don't because you you just have to let yourself just be a human
26:07sometimes because i really do believe maybe i'm putting too much faith in the world but i really
26:12do believe that when any human hears about something like the shooting that their head
26:18doesn't go oh they're not actually upset about the pronouns they actually are upset about something
26:22else but they feel like they have to it's all because they feel like they have to yes so i feel
26:27like if you stop doing so many things that you felt like you have to you realize not only do you
26:30not have to you're gonna actually come off like a normal human being that you have to be inside
26:36don't add that extra layer of signaling to what you really feel like tires i also like when you
26:42look at the state of a lot of the people who act like this their lives aren't really together either
26:48well your life can't be together when you have uh somebody on an interview talking about a shooting
26:54and children's dying and people being injured and you were so offended this is when she said he
27:02she sped up and ended the interview you know y'all not catch that but oh i'm sorry we're out of time
27:08we had because she had to get her virtue signal in yeah and as soon as that happened you stopped
27:13getting information people were sitting on the edge of their seats wondering what's going on with these
27:18families because we know that there were other people shot did they die are they making it like
27:22those information that people want to know and you ended it to say well we didn't know that it
27:27was a he or the gender it should have been as soon as she walked through that interview her boss
27:33should have been waiting for going you're fired yeah like you are absolutely and here's the thing
27:41you're not helping transgendered people you're reminding and you're virtueing of you making sure
27:49your bases are covered that people that are upset that people are looking for someone to blame
27:54because the man who did this is dead yeah you now are reminding everyone of the problem that's being
28:00shoved in their throat down there and that they they contribute to the bigotry because they're the
28:07ones who try to remind everyone that it's gender this or it's trans that shut up that's such a good
28:12point i didn't hear i didn't hear one trans person like hey come on yeah trust me listen as a brother
28:20for a long time i used to when i heard a report i'd be like please don't be us please you know because
28:25because it it spreads like oh one does it they all do it yeah and that's what and that's what this
28:29i'm the same way when i see guys around five nine five ten committing crime oh please
28:33i'm like god five four
28:41see what i mean see what i mean huh i identify as five ten
28:51i don't i don't expect you to say i'm five ten just accept that i'm five ten facts don't
28:59facts don't care about your feelings craig you also uh added some weight to what he said earlier
29:03where a woman doesn't want to kill you she just wants to ruin your life that 5-4 goes right into
29:08the ruining life it'd be funny if all of a sudden you heard npr we apologize he's actually 5-4
29:13hey thank you thank you thank you all right okay thank you oh stop you kids i bet you didn't
29:30expect brett bear would do your pat down
29:35good evening everyone all right president trump said he's giving serious thought to revoking rosie
29:40o'donnell's u.s citizenship after all since she left there have been zero bigfoot sightings
29:50since president trump canceled kamala harris's secret service protection
29:54los angeles cops are being used to provide her security they're not even letting her drive
29:59not because she's a drunk but because she's a woman
30:02i know yeah i know it's 2025 i agree with your outrage but the thought of having police officers
30:12guarding kamala has given me an idea for a new business a donut shop that sells wine
30:23oh it's probably because you do think it's a good idea yeah i think they were doing what i was
30:28doing yeah i was like what's the name grape holes i know i was like where i was where's the joke i
30:35didn't see the joke all right enough of you people a hot mic caught vlad putin and president chi
30:41brainstorming on how they can live to 150 using organ transplants god i hate hot mics that's why i
30:49never got along with michelle obama and you're clapping for that one and not the donut shop joke
31:03don lemon got kicked out of congresswoman marjorie taylor green's office she thought he was there to
31:08confront her but he really wanted to go through her trash for recyclable cans and bottles hard times don
31:17that's what they call him after meeting with alleged epstein victims nancy mace now wants
31:22pris andrew in handcuffs which is nuts since that would only turn him on
31:32and finally workers doing renovations at an ontario high school found a man's wallet that was lost 51
31:39years ago up until now of course the only wallet that contained a 51 year old condom belonged to this man
31:46all right monologue monologue monologue so in case you've forgotten the world sucks
31:59that's it good night everybody well said take the uk they arrested comedian graham
32:05linehan for making so-called anti-trans social media posts true and then uk knowing the difference
32:11between boys and girls can send you to jail and speaking your mind could get you cuffed did you
32:17know that british police make up to 30 arrests a day for offensive online messages thousands of
32:24people detained for messages that cause annoyance inconvenience or anxiety to others imagine that
32:31happening here if i could throw everybody who annoys me in jail there'd be nobody left to make this show
32:37meanwhile as brits lock up comics for words they allowed statistic grooming gangs to flourish you
32:46can rape women but you can't insult the rapists like in germany where a woman was jailed for calling
32:52a rapist in her town a disgraceful pig the court found that she defamed him meanwhile the perp got zero jail
32:59time their defamation laws are so strict you can be fined or jailed for calling someone an idiot
33:04if we had that law just based on my conversations with jesse
33:11i'd be on death row in france migrant riots are so routine that in paris hotels
33:18instead of putting a mint on your pillow they leave you a bottle of pepper spray
33:22even switzerland is seeing migrant riots and that's a country where the most dangerous thing is
33:28getting clubbed by a large toblerone and then there's canada where an ontario man was charged
33:36with assault after using a knife to defend his own home against an intruder yeah so what was he
33:43supposed to do leave his car keys at the door i'm not kidding to prevent the possibility of being
33:51attacked in your home leave your fobs at your front door because they're breaking into your home to
33:55steal your car they don't want anything else
34:03i know i know but but he can't hear you so it's just
34:08but great what's next should we sleep with the bedroom door open with our ass high up in the air
34:14wouldn't be the first time
34:23a candidate man i thought you bottomed out with drake
34:29so why did i spend all this precious time on countries that wish they were us because we were
34:35well on our way to becoming them prior to trump joe biden made decline something his party aspired to
34:42decline was what america deserved by opening the borders to everyone he turned surrender into a
34:47policy replacing our own flag with a white one so it became a question of will do you try to stop the
34:54obvious decline or continue oppressing our own citizens while giving invaders anything and everything they
35:00want our enemies realized that one way to destroy a democracy is to exploit empathy let in people who
35:07actively advocate against our system and swear that if they were ever in power they would imprison us
35:12for resisting and yet we granted them asylum that's not a melting pot that's a strategy to destroy america
35:20enter donald j trump say what you want but america is no longer a doormat
35:25i mean usa usa usa usa usa usa usa oh my god
35:41you're at the right show people yes after all trump has illegal immigrant criminals surrounded in a swamp
35:48full of gators being guarded by a beautiful woman that shoots puppies
35:52i mean come on trump called bs on all this self-hate because under biden he saw the future and he
36:02remembered we have a constitution that lovely little first amendment and a second one that
36:07protects the first one we can speak out the rest of the world can't and trump understands this
36:13he looks at the world and says why should we help you if you can't help yourselves why should america
36:18play clean up crew for countries that punish victims handcuff comedians and lecture us about
36:23fascism america ain't perfect but we don't arrest people for jokes or jail homeowners for protecting
36:28themselves or fine women for insulting their rapists or celebrate soccer yeah but the rest of the world
36:39they're a mirror into what the future could have held for the us and trump smashed that mirror and in the
36:46shards you can see exactly what he saved us from a future of censorship weakness and surrender it's
36:52funny normally smashing a mirror gives you seven years bad luck but in this case it's the break we've
36:59all been looking for let's welcome tonight's guest
37:08he's known for snl i.e stealing nana's lingerie actor and comedian rob schneider
37:19clubs call him a comedian to watch because he steals their silverware writer and comedian joe devito
37:24her son is already pretending not to know her new york times best-selling author and fox news
37:31contributor catch up
37:36and the only time he's pc is when he's punishing chumps new york times best-selling author comedian
37:41and former nwa world champion
37:42rob the monologue had an overarching theme about fighting the decline and the will to fight it all
37:54but you actually know graham linehan i was wondering if you wanted to comment on that well first of all
37:58i think um uh the british arresting uh comedians i mean uh i mean why why not is my question i mean i
38:07i mean as soon as they get off as soon as the comedian got off the plane it was like all right
38:11right now comedian put your rubber chicken down put your arms over your head this is an arrest
38:16put the punch signs down let's go no they armed because the british they're not armed no they aren't
38:21they came armed yeah yeah he's that dangerous he's got cutting jokes he could stab you with a riposte
38:29or riposte or whatever that word is it is nuts but uh i want to say they also the british police
38:34have terrible timing because he's working for our tv show uh tenure for friendly fire studio
38:39and he they should at least wait to arrest him when the tv show comes out this is months away
38:44yeah you should have planned it better they should have planned yeah we should have had to go out there
38:48but i you know but it's good graham's a good guy you know he almost literally went to the hospital
38:52because he didn't know what the hell was happening yeah that's crazy stuff joe uh you thought about going
38:57into comedy um are you glad that you chose working for my show it's true well i this shows you i'm so
39:08tired of everyone saying we should be more like europe which yes oh you mean the birthplace of
39:13communism fascism and the spice girls yes this is how bad it's gotten over there we're actually saying
39:20hey germans can you crack down a little bit yeah history is not shown that's a popular pit but that's
39:25how crazy it is over there and keir starner who is the prime minister of england they had this huge
39:30problem with these migrant gangs raping children and women and he put out an impassioned tweet the
39:35other day saying he'll stop at nothing to make sure that young people don't drink energy drinks yes
39:40that's what he's focused on and they could probably use the caffeine to run away from these perverts
39:44that he's not protecting them yeah and why and the thing you got to understand why were these gangs
39:48excused because there were muslims if they were any other kind of gang it would have been different but
39:54they didn't want to be islamophobic so rape away yeah it's awful and it shows why in the us that
40:00our first two amendments one is you can say what you want and the second one is if you try to stop
40:04us from doing that we can shoot back yes sometimes i use the second one first
40:12cat does all this come down to basically a simple choice it's like either you accept decline or you fight
40:18back because i i mean i felt that way under biden that we were like well you know we had a good run
40:24you know and then trump comes in he goes i'm not done running well i mean i i think that it
40:30depends on what issue you're talking about if you're talking about the border i think do not
40:33remember that towards the end when the democrats started talking about it being a problem yeah
40:37towards the end when when their messaging wasn't working yeah kind of a last-ditch effort they were
40:40kind of like look how bad it is over there so but i think particularly when it comes to the speech
40:48issue i think i i really hope that everyone's paying attention to this and what's going on over
40:52there because it makes the slippery slope argument about speech here not just a slippery slope argument
40:58anymore people think that that's a weak argument sometimes oh just because it you know it could
41:02happen it could happen it's like no this is what does happen and this is what will happen if we give
41:06an inch on this issue to have that to point to because that's exactly what would happen here if we
41:11gave it if we gave them an inch of how do you think it got to that point like what was the thing what
41:16was what door opened that made this okay if you open the door at all if you say hey okay free speech
41:22is free speech except for hate speech that sounds great and there have been many times when i have
41:27defended the right to speech that was hateful and people on both sides will get pissed at me depending
41:32on what the speech is that i'm i'm not defending the speech itself i'm saying they have to have a right
41:38to say it because if you take that right away then the government is the one who is deciding what is
41:44and doesn't or what doesn't doesn't count as hate speech and and what right mind what person in their
41:50right mind could think the government would make a decision that would agree with you all the time
41:54it's giving into the no what it is no what it is like and that's that's not as fun as it sounds
42:02that's it is letting letting the most sensitive members of society being the ones deciding what
42:10everybody else gets to listen to and watch yeah but luckily we have something for that oh tears of the
42:15left bourbon wow he he's he saw a spot for a plug and he was like i'm taking it amazing it has a nice
42:23aroma of january 6th yeah and you can if i'm gonna need to top you need to top me off
42:32the second glass of the second glass of it though actually you can you can actually smell uh hillary
42:37clinton's concession speech
42:41tyrus would you like to end this segment with your usual wisdom uh no i'm gonna be rude
42:47i i think we have to while we're having this conversation one of the jokes you told about
42:55uh the large mean woman in ireland yeah uh rosie o'donnell your old buddy uh yeah i think it's
43:02important that you do not those you don't know she got mad at cat one time yeah real mad social media
43:06but it's important that the people who hate the country the most that are from here that say the
43:12the horrible things you got to endure it yeah because that's part of it she says horrible things
43:17about america she's said horrible things about us she said all kinds of things but that's her right
43:21as an american so i disagree with the president on that front you don't take citizenship away because
43:27you because they don't like you or say i think he was joking i i know he was joking but it we have to
43:32because that's going to be the argument that's going to be the throwback right you're going to try to
43:35make a martyr out of it and i a thousand percent he was trolling her yes which i would like mr
43:40president you were so busy you don't have time you don't you gotta you know it's like hey hey bro
43:47and i it's hard for me yeah it's hard not to punch down sometimes it is people say and you just want
43:53to go get them but you would be like i'm so busy winning yeah sometimes ignoring is the best diss
44:00ever you don't matter but uh yeah europe is i used to go to europe all the time i will not go for
44:05anything now because i know they'll be like because they watch over there yeah they would some someone
44:10all it takes one person to call right i would love to get arrested in europe that'd be great
44:14for my career 12 000 arrests a year in england according to the london times 12 000 arrests a
44:23year yeah that's but they but they but they played on the the skeletons of people in office to allow
44:29yes people in so they figure they're a virtue but they don't realize they let a cancer in
44:34and then these untouched they're dei people who were there for their one thing to be like to me
44:39they want to take everything down and and bring more people like them and we succumbed to it biden's
44:44entire administration was dei the vp was dei the people who were making decisions were dei you know
44:51so or yeah i keep wanting to say dead because of biden but but it's he just had that's what happened he
44:58has a big thing on his head you see that today we'll talk about it tomorrow but this is a huge
45:02huge did you see that picture of him yeah they have like they put like spackle over it yes like i
45:07no no that's no that's the car battery all right monologue so back in 2022 author malcolm gladwell
45:17hosted a panel supporting trans athletes in sports but now he's admitting he was actually afraid to speak
45:23his mind i wonder is he ashamed of his performance at that panel i'm ashamed of my performance at that
45:31panel because i share your position a hundred percent and i was count the the idea of saying
45:39anything on this issue what the trans movement is not asking for it uh they're not asking for
45:46you know a place at the table they're not asking for to be treated with respect and dignity
45:52what they're asking is for no one to question the considerable physical physiological advantage they bring
45:58into the sport i heard that i was like this is nuts and and yet i didn't say anything you know why you
46:06didn't because unlike those fake women you have no nuts by the way it looks like his barber also was
46:14afraid to speak up you know when malcolm walked in and said i want to look like an exploding cigar
46:20listen it takes guts to admit a mistake and we all have lapses in judgment sometimes after a few
46:29drinks you go to sleep with a 10 but you wake up next to a six
46:38so should we applaud him for coming clean it takes a big man to admit when he's wrong
46:44but gladwell didn't he just admitted he was weak he portrays this situation as if a bad thing was done
46:50to him he was cowed no he wasn't cowed cowed is what happens when you go to lunch with joy behar
47:02wait wait and she demands to lick gravy off your face
47:05and he had a choice unlike the women who saw leah thomas's wang and his choice was to join the mob
47:17and then call out the brave folks who didn't he hoped the alligator would eat him last which may
47:22also be why he glues pubic hair onto his scalp
47:28so in effect he's he's simply telling us that he stopped doing a bad thing you know he's like a drunk
47:33driver who wants credit for using his turn signal when he enters a playground
47:41still funny as a dad now granted he could have lied and said look i felt one way about trans
47:48athletes before but then i did the research and i changed my mind that research would have taken
47:54three seconds you know the time it takes to look down someone's pants but he didn't instead he said
47:59he never believed the bs to begin with but it took a coward's path he really doesn't take
48:04responsibility he pretends he was forced to lie but he gave up his agency and now he's ashamed of it
48:10like people who saw cold play on purpose could this be the tipping point that gladwell wrote about when
48:19it's safe for chicken to say out loud what they always believed now that the coast is clear he's
48:26retreating faster than his hairline but he leaves out why he's saying it now and not last year what could
48:34be different
48:46let's let's be real we are experiencing so many moments of honesty that wouldn't have happened if trump hadn't
48:55won trump is human truth serum people come within a mile of him and they start spilling the beans
49:02but if kamala had won people like malcolm would have remained silent terrified of losing status
49:09speaking gigs and free hair care products because the left assigns opinions and expects you to fall in
49:16line which he did so the only reason he is talking now is because it's safe he's like the guy at a bar
49:23who waits until the bouncer breaks up the fight before he starts talking trash so on one hand i
49:30welcome malcolm to the right side but on the other you know i was there the whole time and wished others
49:35like him would share the risk they didn't they were too scared and with each passive lie the mob grew
49:42bigger and all we asked was three words share the risk not just on trans but on other risky positions
49:49the fine people hoax the border chaos biden's broken brain or that jasmine crockett doesn't know what a
49:55circle is
49:58some shared many didn't and still we took the heat while others who secretly agreed with us
50:05instead pulled a tim waltz maybe malcolm should admit that after all it's safe now
50:10so come on in the water's warm not just because you're standing near joe biden
50:16here he is
50:24i'm gonna try to ignore the fact that you have a razor sticking in your pocket hole
50:30what this so this made in america razor greg
50:33yeah i'm not gonna reference where it might be purchased well yeah i mean you can go to western
50:40razor.com but we will i understand the point you're making yeah we won't bring it up we won't yeah
50:45because we don't make any uh plugs for products here no it'd be shameless it would be shameless you know
50:51you know what's not shameless you uh i think this topic is perfect for you because you often speak
50:57uncomfortable truths truths usually on social media that no one agrees with
51:04nobody agrees that is true and then years later they become shared assumptions and suddenly everybody
51:12agrees with you you have to resent that because people don't share the risk when you come out and
51:18say something you know it is true but i i don't know i kind of understand they're afraid yeah they're
51:24afraid of what could happen to their career and that's why what i've done is i've ruined my career
51:28early on yes so at this point it's like what else could go wrong yeah but yeah i mean i i find it
51:38freeing you know you just say it because i don't want to i don't want to play the game i don't want
51:42to do charades with all this stuff everyone knows it's fake the biden thing it was like yeah absurd
51:47you want me to play along with this i can't do it yeah but the thing with the liberal game
51:52is if you say one thing they don't like they'll destroy you but if you are constantly saying
51:58things they don't like they kind of ignore you after a while they have to get away with it they
52:01have to i learned what can they do yeah they used to like come after me every day and i just exhausted
52:07them right and it's like with my my tweets it's like you can go through my tweets it's but like
52:12go ahead try to cancel me from that it's like trying to uh you know blackmail sydney sweeney with topless
52:18pics you know i mean it's just it's not gonna work
52:26julie is it me sometimes yes
52:33no that was todd's fart um
52:36what we just started i know i haven't even got you yet but you know what do you kind of get the
52:42feeling that since trump became president we are now like the screws have loosened behind our tongues
52:50we can talk freely this guy never would have said this stuff if it was kamala no 100 and it's
52:55interesting and ironic and hypocritical that the liberals are the ones personally that spawned this
53:00whole cancel culture right but now they see what happened in the election they see that kamala harris
53:05clearly not only lost the country but she lost the respect and the confidence of of all of america
53:11and especially democrats who supported her and now they realize that they've been supporting a
53:16bunch of bs and they're finally waking up to the fact that that's not what wins elections and it
53:20certainly doesn't win just obvious reality i mean a man and a woman should not be competing in sports
53:26that's the bottom line why did it take for trump to become president for people to understand that
53:30men have testicles and balls well some testicles and balls i'm sorry i meant to say there's a lot
53:38going on down there good catch it's getting crowded down there needless to say why does it take for
53:48president trump to get elected for people to actually know the difference between man and woman yeah no
53:52yeah it's a great question i think it's because the voter everybody shares the risk it's the answer to
53:59everything todd i got a fun story but with you um see they don't even laugh at jokes about you
54:06anymore um i ran it to you in the bathroom a couple hours ago and you said to me uh this is a tough
54:13show uh the topics are really thin what did you have a problem with this topic what's your problem with it
54:22i think i have a question yes many members of the audience may share and people in the audience and
54:28those watching at home who the hell is malcolm gladwell
54:31oh my god
54:35fair question
54:40you don't know you don't know who malcolm gladwell is no you didn't know no i swear god maybe we are
54:45a stupid group of people i don't read what you brainiacs call books okay so
54:53him and i worked at the same place that must have been fun yeah in the 80s we worked at the american
54:57spectator huh yeah it was his hair then uh i don't know i only met him once and it was your hair then
55:04it was great what was the question i don't know do you have any thoughts on this topic or would you like
55:09me to move on to cat you know that's the second show in a row you've done that like i can't come
55:16up with anything for pyro just give away his time no you made a great you did make a great point
55:23who is malcolm gladwell the only thing i would add to this is and i totally understand what you're saying
55:28trump has kind of freed people i'm curious if jd vance or whoever it is marco rubio loses in 28
55:36do we go back to being closed again that's a great question yeah that is a great question
55:40because you can you close it up yeah i don't know the audience says no no we've been we have been
55:49reminded that we are a nation of free speech we forgot it coven made us forget it right cat we
55:54gave up so many rights during covid and then it's like now we're being oh wait a second uh i don't have
56:00to do that and i don't have to shut up when you tell me to shut up i i i would say though i don't
56:06think his fears were unfounded which is nuts yeah that's but it was if you even asked a question about
56:12like hmm i don't really know if this biological male and then this biological female competing in
56:18sports is a fair thing they're like you hate trans people yes which of course that this does not go
56:24over here and yeah we all know that most people did not feel that way right because they were
56:30quietly telling us like i talk to a lot of people i have to because i love to talk and i don't want
56:35my husband to kill himself but exactly one person who i know who was maybe like no it's fine but
56:43everyone else no matter how liberal they were or no matter how they would talk about things and i would
56:48sometimes see them say things on social media i'm like that's not what you were saying to me the other
56:52night you think this isn't fair yeah and it it became where it's like you can't they pushed it
56:57way too far as i think what happened they pushed it way way too far where you couldn't even have
57:02you couldn't new york times was writing about what scientific studies were saying about some of these
57:08things and then people were like this is you hate trans people it's like no this this does not make any
57:14sense they pushed it so so far that ultimately this is where it always was but people finally felt
57:20comfortable to say something but his fear sadly as crazy as it was was not unfounded but okay i agree
57:26a hundred percent with you but a lot of us knew that fear and we still took the risk but again i'm not
57:34not malcolm gladwell of course
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