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00:00thank you thank you stop it it's good to see you and i promise i won't be crying
00:15happy wednesday everyone so last night jimmy kimmel returned to his show
00:21and gave a self-pitying tearful non-apology but i gotta say it's nice to see someone crying at
00:27kimmel's show besides the audience kimmel failed to correct his lie that charlie kirk's assassin was
00:36a maga supporter but he cited jesus as inspiration for forgiveness true jesus forgave his executioners
00:44but jesus also cast demons into a herd of pigs which as you know for jimmy is still possible
00:52so should we forgive him for the first time he lied or the second jesus performed a lot of miracles but
01:01i don't think he'll be bringing kimmel's show back from the dead kimmel portrayed himself as a victim
01:06so maybe next time he does blackface instead of carl malone he should just go as jesse smollett
01:12all right in other news failed trump assassin ryan ruth tried to stab himself with a pen
01:21after being sentenced in court that's two times he tried to kill someone and failed
01:27wow it's like he didn't listen to a word i said said one woman
01:33kamala harris told rachel maddow that her race against trump ended up being the closest presidential
01:43election in the 21st century when asked about proof she said i prefer smirnoff 100
01:52kamala also told the view she thought the differences between her and former president
02:00joe biden were obvious true he doesn't have to blow something to start his car
02:06or get a job
02:10that's terrible that you would laugh at that
02:17all right so the left loves to hit us with their new buzzword censorship but like with every issue
02:26it's always projection it's like when they call you hitler but they're the ones with the little
02:31mustaches
02:32so google now admits that biden officials pressed youtube to censor covet content during the pandemic
02:40meaning so-called misinformation was scrubbed faster than doug emhoff's junk after the nanny left
02:46and now google's reinstating these accounts at least those tech nerds finally came around
02:53but if they really cared so much about medical science they should have investigated why joe biden
02:58hasn't cast a shadow since 2005
03:00but there's more than that remember when the biden white house jailed someone for a meme
03:08douglas mackie was jailed for a joke about false voting instructions
03:13while liberals who made the same joke are freer than larry kudlow jogging at a nude beach
03:18so that's the left's commitment to free speech they only care if a millionaire leftist is suspended
03:26for a few days but destroying your life to shut you up that's cool because you aren't jimmy
03:31gimel so it's no wonder that liberal policies are as popular as cold sores at a cpr training class
03:37the dems are underwater across the board what are we seeing harry what are we seeing you know
03:44donald trump being underwater democrats and all this guarantees us we're going to fly high in the
03:50midterms let me tell you this guarantees you nothing nothing because at this particular point
03:54the democrats are the new orleans saints of political parties what are we talking about trust
03:59the dems or gop more on the economy who leads on the economy republicans by seven immigration
04:04republicans by 13 how about crime a big issue for donald trump and the republicans look at that
04:09lead by 22 points that's a lot but are you surprised the dems only care about crime when
04:16the victim is trans and the atrocity is no urinals in the ladies room
04:20but i wonder does he have a bottom line so the bottom line is this at this particular point
04:29the ball may be on the ground but the democrats have not picked up the ball and running with it
04:33if anything at this particular point it's the republicans who are running with the ball on the top
04:37issues the economy immigration and crime well it can't get worse than that unless we compare it
04:44back to 2022 harry yeah let's compare it back to 2022 i think this kind of gives away the game right
04:51here okay the gop is more trusted than the dems on the economy it was 12 points in 2022 slight slight
04:57decline in that leap but still seven points how about immigration it was republicans by three back in
05:022022 look at this the republican elites actually gone up by 10 points what are you doing
05:07democrats my goodness gracious and on crime the republicans were up by 13 and now they're up by
05:1222 the lead again expanding by nearly double digits so whatever democrats are doing it ain't working kate it
05:20ain't working
05:20i wish i had him as a teacher in grade school now you think these numbers would be cause for reflection
05:31you know hey maybe our ideas are the problem you know maybe men in bikinis or letting murderers out of
05:36jail and allowing boatloads of drugs in isn't exactly speaking to our voters no these ghastly
05:42numbers only drive them deeper into their rabid one size fits all solution demonization branding
05:49trump a fascist is the easy fix for a party that has no answers because while trump spent his time on
05:55the issues immigration crime the economy they never worked out those muscles and the result was
06:01political atrophy the dems never picked up the weights they just sat around gorging on hate
06:08already two million illegals have been deported since trump took office 1.6 million self-deported
06:14just the thought of trump sent them running like bystanders when jerry nadler's robe falls open
06:21meanwhile they took a look at biden and they saw an urn propping open the back door of america
06:29then there's crime it took trump one week to turn dc around but as the dems would tell us stopping
06:36carjackings is the first sign of fascism after all how else are those poor carjackers supposed to get to
06:42the antifa rally but as usual the media keeps the getaway car running providing cover and an easy exit for
06:49hateful rhetoric but look it's easy for the right to be popular when you're competing against horrible
06:55ideas and it also helps to come out completely against assassinating people but i guess the
07:01democrats will have to wait for a poll first to tell them that let me grease one up for you
07:07because when a conservative leader is murdered in cold blood it didn't stop them from fanning the
07:14flames like randy weingarten with itching powder and her jockstrap
07:18but they were never like charlie debate was never the answer so now all the words they have left
07:26are the same ones they used against us to begin with fascist nazi racist they didn't learn from
07:33trump's near assassination and they can't learn from charlie's actual assassination because if they
07:39see the evil in their words what does that mean then they have to let them go and they can't
07:44because really what's left let's welcome
07:48he made history as the first person in the cabinet who was out of the closet presidential
07:58employee and president of the kennedy center richard grinnell
08:01he keeps up with the headlines by sleeping on newspapers host of the loftus party podcast michael loftus
08:10she's like a diet soda bubbly but her sweetness is fake new york times best-selling author fox news
08:19contributor cat tip
08:20he rarely smiles because flocks of geese get stuck in his teeth new york times best-selling author
08:29comedian and former nwa world champion tyler
08:30rick uh first the most important question when are we going to be formally invited to the kennedy
08:42center to do a show oh my gosh greg i honestly was thinking about that we talked about in the pre-show
08:49i'd love for you to come anytime let's do live let's do a whole week i've always thought about it
08:54no no he really did because he asked me to yeah oh really yeah oh you asked him but not me i think
09:00we should do the whole week oh i like that like a whole week in washington at the kennedy center we'll
09:05do like all sorts of shows coming out we can you know have people dancing singing right here on the
09:12show this is so much different than red eye yeah it is different than red eye yeah people who are a lot
09:17of people watching this that was unnecessary well if my sweetness is so fake then i'm just
09:25so rick are you surprised by the reaction to like this like the google story breaks and nobody talks
09:34about it that's kind of big yeah but i think that we're all at that point where we really know that
09:40the biden administration came after us they debanked us they they tried to um remove us from
09:46twitter from all social media nobody's surprised anymore yeah i mean i think the big surprise is
09:51why aren't they getting prosecuted for this yes that's the big surprise what do you make about harry
09:57anton's uh like like i don't know it looks grim for the democrats but it always does and they end up
10:03pulling something and it's like more than a year away so i'm i'm definitely nervous about that
10:08i think republicans so much of the time take things for granted uh we like the change and then we go
10:14and go back to making money and go back to our lives they go back to institutions like academia and
10:20ngos and organize and we're trying to do our lives and so i i think it's going to be really important
10:28that we energize people now i do think with charlie kirk uh people are energized and people are gonna
10:34be focused on what they've done in such a terrible tragic way i look i think they took out a future
10:41president i think charlie would have been future i agree president just when you look at what he's
10:46done across the country you think of universities uh transformed in so many ways that that would have
10:54come back whenever he ran to benefit as people grew up with him yeah it's a shame um loftus
11:01nah so google is a search engine it's kind of like the stick you use when you poke through garbage
11:07yeah yeah google show me a raccoon yes google what does a possum sound like it's exciting so don't what
11:17do you make of the media's double standard when they freak out about like censorship with kimmel but
11:22then it's so infuriating this this google thing and i'm and i'm tired of this this dance that they do
11:29like every couple of years they'll trot uh zuckerberg out in front of everybody he's like
11:34dude i don't know the algorithm had us censoring right wingers we feel bad and then now it's youtube
11:42and there's a lot of content creators who have wonderful youtube channels like the loftus party
11:47and that we've been struggling around how you can't tell somebody like oh here's how big you should
11:52have been and you have to like do business with these social media platforms and they're constantly
11:58censoring you it's like it's like going to a prostitute and then you wake up with every
12:05possible venereal disease and now google's like we just gave you chlamydia no i've got instagram
12:13herpes i got facebook warts i got them all i need the penicillin of government to come in and make this
12:21right maybe that was a bad analogy it's been going around this week yeah i definitely would
12:30not use that analogy on outnumbered cats i would love to see that so they have do you want to talk
12:38about enton's like effusive uh does that warm your heart or the google thing i want to go back to like
12:46you said people aren't talking about it and for me i will say when i saw this whole story my first
12:52thought was like didn't we already have this conversation haven't we already been having
12:56this conversation forever but i was i was i was thinking about facebook and instagram and twitter
13:01there was actually so much censorship by the biden administration of the internet that i literally
13:10actually lost track yeah i actually thought we already had this conversation because it happened so
13:14many times and then meanwhile yes you have jen saki on the air saying like talking about the trump and
13:21the censorship and kimmel i really don't know how she does it yeah i don't know how how like does she
13:27not think of it does she hope nobody will remember because it's not even about remembering it it's
13:31like there's still new stuff coming out and there's probably even more i mean how does she do that
13:36it's kind of you know what it is it's almost like it's kind of like what you said which is like
13:40republicans do something and then they go back to work or they go back to their lives
13:43democrats democrats don't go back to anything but being democrats it's just non-stop and it's just
13:48like you know if they just keep pushing it and pushing it it's like rust never sleeps it's like
13:54the corruption of democrats it doesn't end tyrus what say you well the the they're still on the
14:01mission yeah it's one of the worst missions ever attempted like they're like we've got to stop
14:08president trump from being president um he did it thrice yeah so uh and they refuse to that that is
14:23it that is it doesn't matter anything else that's why there's never you never hear another policy
14:28come out from them like we don't like your border thing because we think you should use chain link
14:33fences instead of bricks on the wall okay let's hear that argument is it cheaper no no no we don't
14:40like anything you do that the orange guy does doesn't matter what it is we he came out and he
14:45said that you know they came out they said there might be some some um issues between taking tylenol
14:51and it could possibly be causing autism with pregnant women and what do they do because president trump
14:56said it and not all the not all the research has gone back behind it even at one point tylenol
15:00even posted on social media like hey yes maybe don't take this if you're pregnant yes you shouldn't
15:06take anything if you're pregnant if you can avoid it right right yeah kind of put it up what do they
15:10do they made tick tock videos of them popping tylenol pills when they're pregnant yeah they just it's one
15:16mindset of we have to stop trump and even though they're still like gavin newsom is running against
15:23trump in 2028 i don't know how to tell you this but he's not running in 2028 moron
15:30all right
15:35oh up next kibble return
15:42when kibble's crying you know he's lying roll it sven
15:49but i do want to make something clear because it's important to me as a human
15:54and that is you understand that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young
16:00man i don't think there's anything funny about it i posted a message on instagram on the day he was
16:06killed sending love to his family and asking for compassion and i meant it and i still do
16:11it was never your intention to make light of murder if only we had tape proving otherwise
16:16we had some new lows over the weekend with the maggot gang desperately trying to characterize
16:22this kid who murdered charlie kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they
16:27can to score political points from it but on a human level you can see how hard the president is
16:34taking this yes he's at the fourth stage of grief construction
16:39and as usual he made himself the victim
16:43the president of the united states made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people
16:49who work here fired from our jobs our leader celebrates americans losing their livelihoods
16:56because he can't take a joke
16:58can't take a joke wait didn't you just say you weren't making light of the murder
17:04he also mentioned he didn't want to make it all about himself but then he did
17:08i guess expecting kimmel to be logically consistent is like expecting hunter biden to turn down free crack
17:14i do love how he mentions his staff using them as a shield for his own wrongdoing
17:20but it raises the question how the does that show employ hundreds of people
17:25to do what keep the electrical gear dry when he's sobbing hundreds of people on staff and not once said
17:34blaming this on maga is wrong finally then he mentions the memorial as predicted
17:40a moment over the weekend a very beautiful moment i don't know if you saw this on sunday erica kirk
17:47forgave the man who shot her husband she forgave him dad is an example we should follow
17:54if you believe in the teachings of jesus as i do there it was
18:03hmm okay but to get forgiveness you have to ask for it tell us what it's for
18:10see jimmy isn't sorry for lying about charlie's murder he's just sorry you noticed
18:15i know it's hard for you to watch this uh michael because you're homeless and you usually catch your
18:27tv outside of a tv repair shop yes or the laundromat yes you know just standing out there trying to read
18:35lips bimmy kimmel suspensions what i don't understand um what did you make of his uh it was obviously
18:44wasn't an apology but it was i mean that was carefully edited so he doesn't say anything
18:50you know that gets him into trouble but yeah just said look what i said was bad it should be a lot
18:56easier to apologize for this and and to continually blame it on trump like like that's what trump does
19:02he just sits around the white house and goes oh i'm not happy with jimmy kimmel pull him off the air
19:09get me mickey mouse on line one for those of you unfamiliar i don't do a donald trump i do
19:16christopher walken so that's why it sounds funny like that so now it's like it's like president
19:22walken called back oh you know put kimmel back on i like it when he tries so hard tell him to choke
19:28back some tears that'll be funny it's uh it's gonna be a it's a big bump for kimmel yeah get a bunch of
19:36ratings and then he'll have the second time that which is bad yeah it's it's one you know you get
19:43your pilot episode everybody watches and then his audience disappeared and now they're gonna have
19:48that deja vu again of going oh yeah that's right we didn't like this show yeah we didn't watch
19:55ouch kat what did you make of it um so i think it was a lot better than i expected
20:02i'm also not sure that's like really a compliment or like you know what i mean because i i i the the
20:09ice that had the bar was really low obviously there was a lot in my opinion that was wrong with it like
20:15he could he would have been easy to just say the guy wasn't mega yeah that would have made a lot of
20:22people happy i wouldn't have a second he could have said right you might have been unhappy uh but
20:26i would have made a lot of people happy to just and it's also like that that shouldn't be hard to
20:31say um there are other things he said that i think would be interesting if he meant that i don't know
20:37if he means them or not we'll have to wait and see but when he was talking about thing that i agreed
20:41with the words where he's like unity and we have a lot in common it's like i agree with that but it's
20:45okay so then you bring up what gavin newsom yeah it's like would you maybe like to have somebody
20:51right of center on your show or even center of center on your show if you really think that we
20:58all have so much in common that you can have conversations with people that you disagree with
21:02then why don't you do that yeah you you have a show yeah and it's like who could be who could we
21:08really need to have these conversations who could have these conversations like you have a network
21:12television show yeah the change really could start with him if that was something he was
21:16passionate about and if and if so i would give him credit for that yeah but it's i have to see
21:20with actions yeah tyrus thoughts it was what i thought it would be you know it was not it was
21:27his martyrdom moment he got a huge bump they're they're all high-fiving all hundred employees are
21:33high-fiving this morning because they got a they got six million or whatever it was and everyone
21:38paid attention and i think people watch to see the reaction but uh honestly i respect the fact that
21:44he's not sorry at least i at least you know where you stand with somebody there's nothing worse
21:49than somebody who's disingenuous and says like oh i'm sorry and then as soon as you leave not sorry
21:56you know i'm saying like he he doesn't he doesn't only thing he cared about was he missed days of work
22:01and then he got he had people who rallied behind him the elites rallied behind him they got him back on
22:07and he had to pay tribute to them so he was the wounded warrior who was misunderstood when he said
22:14some wild you know i was just i was you missed the part where i said knock knock i said knock knock
22:22and you were supposed to say who's there
22:26oh god
22:32so rick after he gets through this he still has to move into the trump uh his uh criticism of trump
22:41and we keep we keep calling it trump derangement syndrome and i don't think it's that any i think
22:46it's trump derangement addiction because they even though they like he knows it's bad for him
22:51he knows that if he keeps doing this it's just going to make his life worse but i can't stop
22:56but does he because here's my problem is that to to kat's point he doesn't he never has republicans
23:04or anyone on the center so he's only playing to half the country and financially we know that's not
23:10good because the reality is disney is losing millions of dollars from him and we're not talking
23:17about disney's new dei program which is we're going to have people who lose money and we're
23:23going to eat it simply because we can't stand up to the 50 of the society that we socialize with
23:30yeah and it's this elitist mentality of we can't do that because it's our people and it's our
23:35our neighborhoods but i think that the more pressure needs to be put on disney because let's
23:40be honest disney makes most of their money by appealing to the families and to doing family shows
23:46for instance when hamilton left the kennedy center they left us i i never canceled a single person
23:54at the kennedy center some on the left ran out so hamilton kept making this big deal yeah they kept
24:00coming at us oh we can't go to the kennedy center out of the blue disney called us and said you know
24:06we should talk so i went to burbank had a conversation with them and in private they're telling me oh you
24:12know we don't want this fight uh we we have family values we want you know to to everyone to get along
24:18and talk and i said well your big show hamilton left you're you're constantly coming at us
24:26with this so give us something else and they couldn't give us something else they're hypocrites
24:30they want to do family programming when it makes money and then at night they keep this dei hire who's
24:37losing them millions i have an idea for uh kennedy center hamilton two
24:43hip-hop musical about george hamilton there you go can i tan can i tan up next more on that
25:01escalator scandal sabotage or snafu so cat uh this uh you know that moment when it freezes there uh
25:12carolyn levitt suggested it could be sabotage u.n spokesperson says a videographer from the u.s
25:18delegation triggered a safety mechanism probably walking backwards everybody's pointing fingers
25:23this is a truth social from donald trump i want to read it but if i do we won't have a show pick a
25:30random line and read it okay it was stone cold dark i immediately thought to myself wow first the
25:36escalator event and now a bad teleprompter what kind of place is this i like this game
25:43they ought to be ashamed of themselves i'm sending a copy of this letter to the secretary general and i
25:51demand an immediate investigation no wonder the u.n hasn't been able to do the job that they were put
25:57in existence to do the secret service is involved thank you for your attention to this matter
26:06i feel bad because whatever i say is not gonna be able to compete with whatever he was continuing to
26:12say yeah it's gonna be more interesting yeah i mean this this is it if it would have just been one or
26:18the other there would have been no story but because it was both people are all still talking
26:22about it and i think that have we reached a point as a society where what the u.n says people don't
26:28care yeah like have we honestly people are being honest people are like oh well if the u.n says it
26:33then i'm unquestionably accepting that that's you know the thing is they said u.n tyra said no foul
26:39play but isn't that what you'd expect the guilty to say oh it was foul play yeah yeah it was but there
26:46was a little there's little morons and little back little sensitive man buttons we got them so here's
26:50what you do mr president for each one of those things let's raise nato's prices one percent for
26:56each screw-up because obviously we need to put more money to cover the meeting with more protection
27:00so let's was it five percent right now they have to pay let's jump that bad boy up to seven is
27:04everyone still laughing yeah everyone still want to talk about the escalator so i like what the
27:09president did the best part is like all their little things i think the problem was is that they
27:14were they were setting these traps for biden they thought biden was going to win and they set
27:19these traps for them because if the escalator didn't work it'd still be there yes you know
27:26what i'm saying like and then even worse if the teleprompter broke yes we'd all still be at the tv
27:33like this so uh they tried to they tried to do mouse traps with a bear so i hope the president hits
27:41them in the pocket throw some tariffs on their ass anybody that laughed about it or anybody was around
27:45whoever went up the escalator last hit them with some tariffs too man just go go score sureth on
27:49hey rick this is one of my favorite uh lines from here uh it's amazing that melania and i didn't fall
27:57forward onto the sharp edges of these steel steps face first this is a fun game yeah it really is
28:05it would have been a disaster absolutely sabotage because he didn't even references the london times
28:12piece where they that the uh workers at the u.n said they were going to do this and look i think
28:17they did it on purpose there's no question about that they thought that they could get them there
28:21and also the teleprompter going down come on that never happens at the u.n i worked at the u.n for
28:28eight years the teleprompter does not ever go down you have a backup and they're just trying to stump
28:34them but you know for trump who loves to do live yeah he's like here's my moment no one else could
28:40do it exactly and he went way over by the way he's only supposed to do 20 minutes and he was like i'm
28:46here for an hour i know this is a sensitive subject for you mike because you're often asked to move
28:54from various escalators they are not porta potties they keep telling me that they keep telling me that
29:02but you know what i'm homeless by choice yes it's not my choice but it was a choice i loved i loved
29:09everything about this this u.n escalator teleprompter story because here's the deal
29:14whenever you have a story about trump and an escalator that's how you get four more years of
29:19trump right this all started with him coming down an escalator and here we are again it's like groundhog
29:26day yeah but with trump okay now i'm walking up yeah and the teleprompter it's like they don't
29:32know who he is yeah it's like king kong when you take the chains off him yeah right he's just like
29:38oh no teleprompter okay i'm gonna riff you suck you owe me money you all suck you owe me money
29:46this whole place sucks all right that's good i'm taking it all back
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