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00:00First, I want to apologize about the restroom toilets.
00:19Britt Hume had Taco Bell.
00:22It's Friday, so you know what that means.
00:24Let's welcome tonight's guest.
00:25He grew a beard so he wouldn't get carted at Chuck E. Cheese.
00:29Host of the Guy Benson Show, Guy Benson.
00:36She's the reason for Fox's no overalls policy.
00:40Co-host of the bottom line of Fox Business, Negan McDowell.
00:46She's like Jesse Watters' resume, pretty thin.
00:50New York Times bestselling author and Fox News contributor, Kat Tooth.
00:53And his barber has to use a jetpack.
01:00New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and former NAAA world champion, Cyrus.
01:04All right.
01:10Before we get to some news stories, let's do this.
01:19Greg's Leftovers.
01:22Mmm.
01:23It's Leftovers, where I read the jokes we didn't use this week.
01:26And as always, it's my first time reading them.
01:28So if they suck, we'll put Joe Mackey in an ice uniform
01:31and send him to an MS-13 mixer.
01:36All right.
01:37Hey, guys.
01:39James Comey has finally been indicted for allegedly lying.
01:42He's been indicted for allegedly lying to Congress.
01:55And here's how Donald Trump broke the news.
02:05This week, when asked about a relationship with Joe Biden,
02:08Kamala Harris claims they're on good terms.
02:11In fact, she still places flowers on him every Sunday.
02:19President Trump made a new addition to the White House Presidential Gallery,
02:23a portrait of Joe Biden's auto pen.
02:26Well, it was that or this.
02:40The state of Connecticut announced they are banning first cousin marriages.
02:45But don't worry, Ilhan.
02:50They didn't mention siblings.
02:58In her new book, Kamala Harris said Gavin Newsom avoided her call
03:02after Biden dropped out of the race.
03:04To be fair, when she calls, it's usually at 3 a.m.
03:07after she fails a breathalyzer.
03:13Disney spent a quarter of a billion dollars
03:17on their lesbian version of Star Wars, which flopped.
03:22Evidently, fans weren't impressed by the climactic softball game
03:27in the Home Depot parking lot.
03:33Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal continued to call ICE terrorists
03:37and accused them of kidnapping.
03:40As a child, she had no worries about kidnapping
03:43since she was often mistaken for a bag of nickels.
03:46According to Hillary Clinton, Democrats should have done a better job
03:54attracting young men in 2024,
03:57especially if those young men have hot sisters, said one man.
04:07Barack and Michelle Obama were spotted
04:09on Steven Spielberg's 357-foot yacht,
04:14fulfilling Barack's requirement
04:16that his wife be 357 feet away from him.
04:22That's a good joke.
04:24That's a good joke.
04:28Barack recently said he's trying to dig himself
04:30out of a hole with Michelle
04:32by occasionally doing fun things.
04:35True, they even plan a guy's night out.
04:39That must be some kind of mistake.
04:42Yeah, that makes no sense.
04:45In California, a single woman is renting billboard space
04:48to advertise herself to potential husbands.
04:51Marriage experts say it's a great way to find a wife
04:54who knows how to waste money.
04:58Fox has officially ordered a reboot of Baywatch.
05:01They haven't casted for the lifeguards yet,
05:04but the plot revolves around a beached whale.
05:06Sean Diddy Combs is teaching business courses
05:17in prison to his fellow inmates.
05:20You're not allowed to go to the bathroom during class
05:23unless it's on the teacher.
05:25A giant asteroid is heading towards the moon
05:36and NASA scientists want to nuke it with a force
05:39that's five times more powerful than the atomic bomb.
05:43They've already assembled the mission
05:44by serving beans to Jerry Nadler.
05:46A 13-year-old boy reportedly survived a 720-mile flight
05:56hiding in a plane's landing gear.
05:59After hearing the news, a Spirit Airlines executive said,
06:02I wonder how much we can charge for that.
06:07A woman was shocked after realizing
06:09the lady giving her a Brazilian wax
06:11was wearing a camera in her glasses.
06:15Worse, another woman claims her waxer
06:17was wearing a hazmat suit.
06:19What?
06:26Yeah.
06:30Finally, finally, a massive study
06:32has just been conducted to determine
06:34what causes adults to be virgins.
06:38Turns out, it's a long career
06:40hosting a morning talk show.
06:47That was fun.
06:48All right. So this week, the White House did something amazing.
06:53No, they didn't award me a Medal of Freedom because of my tireless dedication to abs.
06:59And the presidential walk of fame in place of Joe Biden, they hung a picture of the auto pen.
07:04And the reason it was perfect is because it was petty.
07:09It wasn't Joe Biden in a Hitler mustache or mousy tongue T-shirt or in Canadian blackface.
07:16It was silly and harmless.
07:20And the way the last two weeks have gone, that's how things should be.
07:24Instead of being pernicious, we should be petty.
07:27Instead of demonizing the other side, we should make dumb jokes.
07:31In short, we need to get people to think more like Don Rickles and less like Don Lemon.
07:40This is Don Lemon.
07:44But Sean, welcome to fascism.
07:49Trump's fascist America.
07:51We are clearly living in Donald Trump's whatever psychosis or illness or whatever is happening in his mind.
08:01We've already reached fascism in this country.
08:04We've already reached autocracy in this country.
08:06I'm wondering, is this North Korea? What is going on?
08:09Hmm.
08:11But this is Don Rickles.
08:15Is that your wife, sir?
08:17Jesus, girl.
08:19I'll tell you this.
08:23What was it, a train?
08:25And I love the Italian people.
08:26I'll never forget the word of Carmine Ganganonzo, who said to me in Brooklyn on a Saturday night.
08:30Phyllis Dillow, ladies and gentlemen, who, when she was born, God ran out of clay and made her face trick-or-treat Charlie.
08:40This man was married to a great many women in his life.
08:43They're all flat now.
08:44Hold it down.
08:45It's not a rally.
08:46Some hockey puck in the balcony is going, gee, I'm not even dressed.
08:52Yep, it's time to stop calling people Hitler and start calling people hockey pucks.
08:57But to do that, we've got to ask a big question.
09:00Can you get the people who would demonize us to change, or is it too ingrained?
09:05Because to them, it's more than a disagreement.
09:07They call you fascist, a threat to democracy, a Hitler.
09:11And if you plant that seed long enough, somebody's going to act on it.
09:14That's how you end up where we are this week, with the Dallas sniper leaving a note saying that he hoped the attack would give ICE agents real terror.
09:23Listen to how they spoke about ICE.
09:26Donald Trump's modern-day Gascapo is scooping folks up off the street.
09:31Running around our communities like masked bank robbers, terrorizing women.
09:37When I talked about what terrorism looks like, this is it.
09:41When I see ICE, I see slave patrols.
09:44This is not Germany.
09:46That's the SS and the Gestapo.
09:49This is the United States of America.
09:52Unmask yourselves.
09:53Fast men jumping out of unmarked cars.
09:56People disappearing.
09:58No due process.
09:59He can't hear you.
10:00But you're surprised people are trying to kill ICE.
10:05We need deprogramming to convince these people that their words are putting others in harm's way.
10:13Because, you know, it's not illegal to say this stuff.
10:16So instead, you've got to convince them that it's a bad thing.
10:19Not just for us, but for them.
10:21The Democrats are now the carnival cruise line of parties, nonstop fighting, drunks, geriatrics, and frequent exposure to whales.
10:30But the Dems got to admit that they're playing with fire.
10:36You have a repetitive inflammatory message that you've released into the wild.
10:41And you have followers, many of whom aren't well, who will act on it.
10:45Now, for anyone saying, but Greg, you do it too.
10:48No, I don't.
10:49I don't demonize people.
10:50No, this is what I do.
10:53The curvy cows of The View are mooing again.
10:56Like Kamala leaving happy hour.
10:58These numbers are staggering.
11:00Finding government waste is as common as finding skid marks in Joe Biden's underwear.
11:05It's how we ended up getting something like queers for Palestine,
11:08which is as absurd as boners for Rosie O'Donnell.
11:11Spewing more noxious gases than Jerry Nadler in the Capitol men's room.
11:16There was quite a crowd on their debate stage, although half that crowd was Chris Christie.
11:21If it walks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, but eats like an elephant, it's probably Joy Behar.
11:28See, that's petty.
11:31But it's not deadly.
11:33No one goes after Joy Behar when I say she's fat.
11:36I don't say she's a threat to democracy, just a threat to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
11:41In the hierarchy of slurs, fat jokes don't come close to Hitler.
11:47When you call someone a brain-dead asshat, the worst thing that happens is Keith Olbermann gets the help he needs.
11:54But call someone Hitler, the worst thing that happens is somebody believes you, and suddenly there are sirens.
11:59And that's the real problem for Dems.
12:02Demonization has become their only tool.
12:04They're like a kid who lost all his toys, but still clutches one broken action figure.
12:10The rest has been stolen because they made theft legal.
12:13So what should they do?
12:15Well, they could give my advice a shot and start with me.
12:19Call me short, loud, wrong, obnoxious, stupid, idiotic, mindless, infantile, smelly.
12:25I'll take it.
12:27Mostly because I know it's not true, but also because that's how you let off steam.
12:32That's how you diffuse violence, insults, ridicule, mockery.
12:37In the old days, that's how we dealt with differences, not by calling us Hitler.
12:43And if you don't agree with me, well, let's harken back to a great-looking host from 15 years ago.
12:50What did he used to say?
12:52If you disagree with me, then, sir, you are worse than Hitler.
12:55If you disagree with me, then you, sir, are worse than Hitler.
12:58If you disagree with me, then you, sir, are worse than Hitler.
13:03Ow.
13:07My face.
13:10That big, fat face.
13:13It's kind of sad, though, that a running joke from a late-night show from 15 years ago
13:22has become the entire Democratic platform.
13:26I had more power than I thought.
13:29Here we are.
13:36So, Guy, I'm not going to bring up what we discussed in the green room
13:40because it's personal, and I'm glad you're seeing a doctor.
13:44But you have had, I don't know, interactions with people who are on the other side
13:52who can't shake kind of this personal and this demonizing nature.
13:58Do you think it's possible that they can do that now?
14:01I think some probably can, and some have.
14:04And a lot of my friends on the left have been amazing and kind in the last couple weeks.
14:09But there's also blind spots.
14:11Yeah.
14:11So, for example, a buddy of mine on the left, he sends me text messages all the time
14:16of things I'm supposed to be upset about that he's upset about.
14:19Yes.
14:19Have you seen this?
14:20Yes.
14:20Like, I have to work for a living.
14:23Like, I don't have time to respond in text messages to everything that pisses you off.
14:26But it was the auto-pen photo, right, that Trump put up.
14:30He's like, you know, if this had been a Democrat, Fox would have covered this nonstop for two weeks.
14:36And I said, yeah, we've been a little busy covering all the murders you guys are doing.
14:41And I'm not blaming him specifically, but it's like we've had bigger things on our mind
14:45than petty nonsense like that because people have been taking to heart some of this rhetoric
14:52and murdering us.
14:54So I hope, and he was sort of like, oh, well, fair point.
14:58Yes.
14:59Right?
14:59So I think some people can get it.
15:01Other people are lost.
15:03And there's no real point in trying to convince them.
15:05But I think the vast majority of us are at least still against murder.
15:09Yes.
15:10That is an amazing, I, have you seen this?
15:15The have you seen this text?
15:16And they show you something and you go like, so?
15:19That's funny.
15:20Like, they'll send something from Trump.
15:21And I'm not saying it was Jessica who sends me this, but maybe it's her.
15:25Dagan, it is true.
15:27It's like they get really wrapped up in these, like, really silly things.
15:31But then they kind of, like, avoid confronting these awful things.
15:36Right.
15:37Just broadly, they're humorless skulls.
15:40Yeah.
15:40And so if I, I know a lot of them, and if I see one coming, you try, I just try to diffuse
15:49whatever that they're going to, like, spit in my face.
15:52So I will go, hey, how are you?
15:55How are you doing?
15:58And they kind of blink and their eyes tear because I'm that close.
16:02And if they don't, and if they're still have that grimace on their face, I'll take my leg
16:08and rub my leg on their, their calf.
16:12Like I'm clean, like I'm cleaning off my pants.
16:17And then they don't know what to do.
16:19So.
16:20Wait, so.
16:21That's just human interaction.
16:23What you're trying to do is kill them with kindness as opposed to kill them?
16:27Yes.
16:28But the Rickles thing, I do think that they can turn a corner if they start using the
16:38Rickles way with each other first.
16:41Yes.
16:41So you think about when the Democrats are running for the presidential nomination, who
16:47wouldn't want to go Rickles on, like, J.B. Pritzker?
16:51Like, you know who will be ready for that 3 a.m. call?
16:56J.B. Pritzker will, because he's up with his face in the fridge.
17:00He's got his head in a bowl of coal mashed taters and a pepperoni stick in each hand.
17:07You're talking about they need a Trump.
17:14You know, and the point you're making is they can't do that with people like Ilhan Omar
17:19or anybody in the squad because they'll be called racist or big, so they can't even
17:23make fun of each other.
17:24Right.
17:24That's the problem.
17:26There's an opportunity for one Democrat to come along.
17:30It's a Trump, but they don't have a Trump.
17:32Be a Don Trump.
17:36Yeah.
17:36Like, yeah.
17:37They're all named Don.
17:38You know, Kat, I'm starting to rethink my criticism of Bernie Sanders for talking about
17:48autocracy, not oligarchs.
17:50Remember he was?
17:51Yeah.
17:51That's as mean as he gets.
17:53You know?
17:54And we kind of think, oh, that's boring and lame and esoteric, but maybe he was trying to
17:59go in a direction.
18:01Well, first of all, I'm glad I came to work today, because now I know who Don Rickles is.
18:04Wait.
18:06Oh, that's.
18:08You can't be serious.
18:11I'm not.
18:11I'm not.
18:11Okay.
18:13But no, it was a very timely reference.
18:17I'm not sure I really understand your analogy, so I hope we can discuss it now.
18:22I do agree that calling someone fat is not as bad as calling someone Hitler.
18:29Yes.
18:29Where you lose me is how that automatically means that calling someone fat is heroic.
18:38I am, Kat, the Rosa Parks of calling people fat.
18:43Wow.
18:44Okay.
18:44That's not really an answer.
18:46I refuse to sit in the back of the bus of fat jokes.
18:50Okay, so what you just did is attempt to use shock value to not answer my question.
19:02Are you?
19:02I don't really get, I guess I don't really, I don't, I don't, I don't really understand.
19:05I think, I think what I'm trying to say is if you want to criticize somebody and you don't
19:11like them, at least insult them.
19:14Don't call them Nazis.
19:15I'm just trying to get them to get, I'm trying to, them to like let off some steam that makes
19:20them feel good without putting our lives in danger.
19:22There's better ways to let off steam than calling people fat.
19:25But they're not bright.
19:25But I, you know, look, I love comedy.
19:28My life's comedy.
19:29I love it.
19:30I love performing.
19:31I don't do the fat jokes.
19:33But since you said at the end that you're really open to hearing whatever, you're not
19:36going to get upset, there is something I've been meaning to tell you for a really long
19:42time.
19:42I think that now might be the time for me to do it.
19:46Should I do it?
19:46Yes.
19:47Okay.
19:51I don't feel like Joy Behar is fat.
19:55When I look at her, I'm not like, whoa, look at that fat lady.
20:01She's, I have a huge problem with a lot of the things she said.
20:04Okay, don't get me wrong.
20:06She's 82 years old.
20:07She looks great.
20:08Well, to be fair.
20:10Thank you, one person.
20:11Everyone else.
20:11And everyone else who's too afraid to admit it.
20:14That was Joy Behar, by the way, who clapped.
20:16And you know what?
20:18She did it with her hooves.
20:23Tyrus, last word to you.
20:24I love how you're sitting.
20:25Well, I'm hiding from the camera during that Rosa Parks s**t.
20:28I think it's safe now to come back.
20:33I will say in Greg's defense, no, she's not fat, but she does have a big f**king head.
20:38I mean, she does, I don't know if it's the wig or the makeup, but her head looks like she
20:44wears a size 12 hat.
20:45Her head looks like her neck threw up.
20:47Yeah.
20:47But listen, you're Don Rickles, you, people who can make fun of other people, they have
20:56an inner confidence, but overall, they generally like mankind.
21:00Yeah.
21:00I like the people I insult.
21:02You do it to get something back.
21:05Like if you made fun of The View and then they came on the show and they all were in high
21:09chairs saying it's gut felt time, you would laugh and say, oh, you've got me.
21:13And then next week you'd come out with cowbells for them.
21:15You would, and it would go back and forth because you're both exchanging ideas and you both are
21:20intelligent.
21:21That's not it.
21:22We're dealing with hate.
21:23It's the same hate is when you had to deal with ignorant trailer park, white supremacists
21:28claiming that they represented America.
21:29Yeah.
21:30They wouldn't have a debate with a brother.
21:32We know it would be funny, you know, it'd be like, Hey, one to bread.
21:34Oh, not much.
21:35And we'd go see who throw, you know, you know what I'm saying?
21:39You'd go back and forth and you would see who would win and you'd, and you'd be better
21:43from it.
21:43You'd be closer from it.
21:44They don't want that.
21:45Yeah.
21:45Because one thing you said earlier, you're wrong.
21:48They did have president Trump.
21:49He was a Democrat.
21:50That's true.
21:51And then he saw them for what they were and he said, I could never run for this party.
21:55Yeah.
21:55Because they're so corrupt.
21:56So then he decided to go to the Republican route because we're like, if you've got money,
21:59you want to do work.
21:59Welcome, brother.
22:00Yeah.
22:01We don't care.
22:02So that's the, that's the difference.
22:04They don't want to be a Don Rickles.
22:07They can't be Don Rickles.
22:09They can't be you because their whole premise is hate.
22:12And that's the problem.
22:14All right.
22:15Don Lemon hates that president Trump in his mind cost him his job and his career.
22:19Yeah.
22:19All right.
22:20We must move on quickly.
22:22Kamala up next.
22:26She's so dumb.
22:27It is quite painful.
22:29Kamala.
22:30La la la la.
22:31All that is also is space.
22:34Oh, come on.
22:36La la la la.
22:37We've never clearly been written.
22:40La la la la.
22:41La la la la la.
22:43Politics we hope she's written.
22:46La la la la.
22:47La la la la.
22:48Her wine bottles may be empty, but her excuses are a plenty.
23:03Her new book, 107 days is out.
23:05And so is her audio book version.
23:06So we're taking a moment to play some of our favorite portions.
23:09I wonder, does the Secret Service assign code names to its protectees?
23:14The Secret Service assigns code names to its protectees.
23:19Mine aptly was Pioneer.
23:22Doug's Playmaker.
23:24The kids, who also had Secret Service protection, were allowed to choose their own names so long
23:30as they started with P.
23:32Ella, with her quirky sense of humor, chose Pickle.
23:37Cole became Pirate.
23:39Ugh.
23:39If they began with P, shouldn't yours be Prosecco?
23:43Here's more.
23:49Flying back to the convention, we watched live on my iPad as Doug gave his speech.
23:58We were about to land as Doug wrapped up.
24:01The cabin erupted.
24:03Doug, Doug, Doug.
24:08Doug, Doug, Doug.
24:09That's what the nanny screams to warn him his wife is coming home.
24:14Ooh.
24:19Here she is describing her schedule 37 days out from Election Day.
24:24Hair color.
24:26Manicure.
24:27Call and call and call.
24:312.01 p.m.
24:33VP rolling.
24:35Fundraiser in Los Angeles.
24:38Rally in Las Vegas.
24:409.23 p.m.
24:43Lid.
24:44Wow.
24:45You know what that needs, right?
24:48Bongos.
24:50Hair color.
24:51Manicure.
24:53Call and call and call.
24:572.01 p.m.
24:59VP rolling.
25:01Fundraiser in Los Angeles.
25:04Rally in Las Vegas.
25:069.23 p.m.
25:09Lid.
25:09I credit her for doing it.
25:19Longest time she's been sober.
25:22That's exactly what I was going to say.
25:24I was this close.
25:26I didn't know you were going to play those clips.
25:28I was this close to buying the audio book just hoping.
25:32Yeah.
25:32You know, it was going to be full-on Sauvignon Blanc.
25:36Yeah.
25:37Just the, I was going to come on this show and offer this woman help.
25:43You know, be her bitch consultant.
25:45Try to, like, bring out some, like, modicum of, like, humanity in this person and realness.
25:53I can't help her.
25:54That thing, like, she's trying to be all serious about her schedule.
25:58You're basically just driving around in a car, going to a fundraiser, and she's trying to act like she's planning D-Day.
26:04Yeah.
26:05I felt like that, too.
26:07First of all, Dagan, don't sell yourself short.
26:10You're an excellent bitch consultant.
26:12But I'm, like, you have a hair color appointment and a manicure appointment, and you're telling me this is a work day?
26:27Here's an idea.
26:28Here's an idea.
26:30How about you do call, call, call during your manicure?
26:33Yes.
26:34You can save yourself a lot.
26:36Like, I, she wrote that thinking we'd all be like, wow, she does do a lot.
26:40Yes.
26:41Meanwhile, she's describing the spa.
26:43Yes.
26:46Tyrus.
26:50Okay, maybe I'm the only one who heard it, but that's not her real voice.
26:54Yeah, it isn't.
26:55That's A.I. Kamala.
26:57That's A.I. Kamala.
26:58She told on herself.
27:00Not only does she not read the book, she clearly didn't write it either.
27:04Yeah.
27:04So even her A.I. voice was surprised.
27:14Guy.
27:14My favorite thing about the book is that she's admitting things that she probably shouldn't.
27:20She's like, oh, yeah, my vice presidential pick was made based on bigotry.
27:24Yeah.
27:24She's like, Pete, a little too gay.
27:26Josh, a little too Jewish.
27:28They're like, wait, you wrote this down and put your name on it?
27:32She's like, well, it's not my prejudice.
27:34It's the country's.
27:35I'm like, oh, wow, that's it.
27:36You're really going for it, girl.
27:38Like, you know, bravo.
27:39And so she had to eventually land on someone that we could all relate to, Jazz Hands McGee.
27:44Yeah.
27:45Right?
27:45That's where she landed in this decision.
27:48What a series of instincts that she has displayed both on the campaign and now on the book tour.
27:54I hope it continues forever.
27:55I hope they run her again.
27:56Yes, definitely.
27:57All right.
27:58Up next, we don't deserve him.
28:02Donald Trump.
28:03We don't deserve him.
28:11Tonight in We Don't Deserve Him, Crockett has a low IQ and Somalia tells Omar to F you.
28:18Trump let Jazzmyne Crockett have it when a reporter tried to ask him a question about the loony congresswoman role at Gladys.
28:24Jazzmyne Crockett recently.
28:26Jazzmyne Crockett.
28:28Remember what I said?
28:31Is she a relation to the late, great David Crockett?
28:34I don't think so.
28:35Jazzmyne Crockett, let me tell you, before you even ask, she's a very low IQ person.
28:41I mean, if we ever had to pass an aptitude test, that's the one you should take one because she shouldn't even be in the crowd.
28:47So I have no idea what you're going to put.
28:48I don't think we should waste our time.
28:50This is a low IQ person who I can't even believe is a congressperson.
28:56That's what you get.
28:57When all you have to say to Trump is Jazzmyne Crockett recently.
29:03Don't even need a question.
29:06But what about between her and Ilman Omar?
29:11Between her and Ilman Omar and the group.
29:15You know, I met the head of Somalia.
29:16Did you know that?
29:18And I suggested that maybe he'd like to take her back.
29:20And he said, I don't want her.
29:26Tyrus?
29:32Any thoughts on his comments?
29:34You know, we don't know anything about Ilman Omar except bad things.
29:37Somebody has to actually look into this.
29:39But this is exactly why they can't do Rickles.
29:44Because he can.
29:45He just roasted them.
29:46And they will come back with nothing but saying that he's Hitler.
29:50Yeah.
29:51No, he just made fun of you really good and you're a poor sport.
29:54I mean, that's what it is.
29:56Crockett just says ****.
29:59And no one ever asked her a follow-up question.
30:02Like, where the **** did you come up with that?
30:04Yeah.
30:06Yeah, there's never a follow-up question.
30:08I mean, her last name's Crockett.
30:16So he says Davy Crockett.
30:18I mean, it's not that hard, but still funny.
30:23I remember that when this first started happening,
30:26when Trump first said he was running for president
30:27and he started talking like this during the debates
30:30and everyone was like,
30:30and now it's just like, yeah, here we go.
30:33Yeah.
30:33Sounds like what he would say.
30:36It is incredible.
30:40You know, the thing is, though, he does have a point.
30:42Where do these people come from?
30:44I mean, Ilhan Omar, I'm serious.
30:46There's **** going on in that backstory
30:48that the media is completely avoiding.
30:53I'm still caught up on the Davy Crockett comment.
30:57Because it was also the late, great Davy Crockett,
30:59which makes it a lot funnier.
31:01And from the grave, he's like, no relation.
31:04He wanted to make that very clear.
31:05I think, and I get the joke he's making about Somalia,
31:09I think Trump should welcome
31:11Jasmine Crockett and Ilhan Omar
31:13being top spokespeople for their party.
31:16Right?
31:16The purpose of politics is to win people over
31:19and appeal to them.
31:20They repulse people.
31:22Yeah.
31:22So I think it is a helpful thing
31:24to have them as prominent
31:25as possible in this country.
31:28Yeah.
31:28And they kind of are the,
31:30they're young, Dagan,
31:32the people he's talking about.
31:33They could be,
31:34they are the future of this party
31:35if they don't bring some common sense back.
31:37Not as long as President Trump is alive
31:40and he's there to just serve it up.
31:42It's like, hmm,
31:43what's that thing on your lip?
31:45I got some Mabreva.
31:48I got some Mabreva.
31:48I got some Mabreva.
31:48I got some Mabreva.
31:48I got some Mabreva.
31:48There you go.
31:50No, he always,
31:52he will say whatever everyone else is thinking.
31:55My personal favorite is,
31:57when he was talking about Joe Biden,
31:59he was like,
31:59Joe Biden has one ability I don't have.
32:02He can sleep.
32:03Yeah.
32:04He can go to the beach.
32:05He goes to the beach
32:06and just falls asleep.
32:08Who sleeps on the beach?
32:10Yeah.
32:11Who sleeps in public?
32:12Yes.
32:14That is so true.
32:15It's so hard to sleep in public.
32:18Depends who you're around, Greg.
32:19Yes, that's true.
32:21All right, we must move on.
32:23Coming up, Ditch the Dating.
32:25Welcome to the land of love
32:27and relationship news.
32:30Join us, won't you,
32:32in Greg's Romance Corner.
32:37Tonight in Romance Corner,
32:38meeting sexy singles the old-fashioned way,
32:41drunk at the bar.
32:42The New York Times is highlighting a trend
32:44called sit at the bar September,
32:47where single people are urged
32:48to find love at bar counters
32:50instead of dating apps.
32:52Wow, Kat.
32:53New York Times is saying
32:54maybe you should go to a bar.
32:56Does that sound like the New York Times to you?
32:58There's so many predators
32:59and toxic masculinity.
33:02I mean, a lot of people
33:03don't go out, though, anymore.
33:05Fewer people go out.
33:07I think that dating apps are a good choice,
33:10except for if you're looking to date
33:11and you're married.
33:13Yes.
33:16Then the bar's probably better
33:18because there's no paper trail.
33:19That is true.
33:20I wonder if that's in the article.
33:22Yes.
33:24Probably not.
33:25So, Guy, this is a problem.
33:28I think that dating apps harm men
33:30who aren't as good-looking as, say, me.
33:34People cull faster on dating apps,
33:37so only the top 1% of guys get all the chicks.
33:41You know what I'm saying.
33:42But in bars, guys who don't have the looks
33:45who have game have a better chance,
33:49and so they develop their game muscles.
33:52You follow me?
33:53Sure.
33:53So, unlike Kat, I read this story.
33:59And the woman who came up,
34:02the guru who came up with this whole thing,
34:04go to the bar and meet people,
34:05she refers to herself as an icon,
34:07which is a red flag.
34:08But I think she's on to something.
34:09But, Greg, you should be upset.
34:11What?
34:11Because she's pretending
34:12that she came up with this.
34:13Going to a bar
34:15and waiting for people to hit on you.
34:17You've been doing this for decades.
34:20Hell's Kitchen, The West Village.
34:22You're out all the time, Greg.
34:23You've been doing this with some success.
34:26What kind of bars are those?
34:28Look it up.
34:28Google it, America.
34:29They're not really bars.
34:31I mean, when you think about it,
34:32you know, you bring your own alcohol
34:34and you pay it by the hour.
34:39Yeah, there's a lot of holes in the wall.
34:40Oh, no.
34:46Dagan.
34:51Don't you find the whole thing weird,
34:53like going to a place
34:55and strangers talk to you?
34:57If somebody says hi to me,
34:58I freak out now.
35:00Well, because you're famous.
35:01I find this,
35:03I find this,
35:04I find this,
35:07I find this hilarious,
35:07this article hilarious
35:08because it's just so quaint.
35:10Yeah.
35:11Because I'm so old
35:12that it's like they act like
35:14they've discovered this,
35:15oh, you go and meet people in person.
35:18I can offer so many tips.
35:20Like, don't go to a bar bar,
35:22you go to a hotel bar.
35:23That's where you meet the,
35:25but you have to be careful
35:26how you dress
35:27because the men might think
35:30you're a whore.
35:31Yes.
35:32Like an actual whore,
35:33like a prostitute sex worker.
35:37Or you really,
35:38you actually really want to go
35:40where there are bright lights
35:41so you can see
35:42what the guy looks like,
35:44gym, grocery store,
35:47or alternatively,
35:48you just need to move
35:49somewhere out west
35:50where the ratio of men to women
35:52is more favorable.
35:53How much do you charge
35:54for bitch consultancy?
35:55This is good.
35:57He told you it's good.
35:58This is good.
35:58Yeah.
36:00We'll talk.
36:02You know, when I was single,
36:03Tyrus,
36:04I liked bars with no stools
36:05so everybody was standing
36:06and I could check them out.
36:12What bar were you at?
36:14The Knee High Club?
36:16Wasn't so much as a bar, really.
36:18Listen, if I was ever...
36:19It was...
36:19Yeah.
36:21It didn't have any boobs.
36:22Just stop while you're ahead.
36:23If I was ever to get divorced
36:26and I had to go out into the world
36:29and my options were the app or a bar,
36:32I think I'm just going to date the son.
36:34Yeah.
36:34The son, she'll be there every morning
36:36when I get up.
36:37She'll give me enough space
36:38to where I can keep to myself
36:39and every once in a while
36:40if I put my head upright,
36:42she'll sit on it
36:42and it'll just be nice.
36:44Sun on my face.
36:46Little sun on my face.
36:48Everybody loves that.
36:49It feels good, you know,
36:51and she's big enough
36:51to where you don't care
36:52if she's with other people
36:53because she's the son.
36:55So just go with the son, fellas.
36:58Get to a point where you've tried.
37:00You've tried.
37:00You've got to know when
37:01to call it quits.
37:03So don't...
37:04I was following that.
37:05I thought...
37:06I didn't know which son you meant.
37:08It's like, what are you talking about?
37:09Because that's the difference.
37:10You go to bars where sons are dudes.
37:12I go outside where the son's the son.
37:14You go after the son.
37:17I've pursued someone's son.
37:21Same but different.
37:24Worst thing happens around me
37:25is my flowers grow.
37:26This ended awkwardly.
37:28It never happens on this show.
37:30Yes, yes.
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