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00:00Hello. Hello. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Now, as adorable as he looks,
00:15do not feed Brit Hume on your way out. Happy Wednesday, everyone. Well, it's day one of
00:23the partial government shutdown, which means no paychecks will be sent to the dozens of
00:28government workers who maintain Nancy Pelosi's face. Newly surfaced documents show that Joe
00:37Biden needed note cards and photos to identify Hillary Clinton. I think we have one of the
00:44photos here. She's more masculine than that, I think. Joe even needed note cards and photos to
00:57ID other prominent Democrats, even including this one. Luckily, though, he was able to identify
01:06some Democrats strictly by smell. According to her publisher, Kamala Harris's new book is on track to
01:16be the bestselling memoir of 2025, beating out Jesse Waters' new children's book, The Boy with the
01:23Store Bought Hair. Heartwarming. A Florida man is accused of killing and eating two of his pet
01:31peacocks. You can do that, asked one man. Only two, asked another. Wait, did someone say three cocks,
01:45asked the third man? Yes. All right. Speaking of Don Lemon, yesterday, he said something is broken
01:58inside white men. Prompting his husband to ask, maybe it just needs new batteries.
02:06Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are divorcing after 19 years.
02:13What are you, some kind of sicko?
02:17Many believe, though, that Tom Cruise might be back in the mix, but only if Keith is ready to date
02:23again. I don't get it. Both straight. Jimmy Kimmel said he was on the toilet when he found out he was
02:31suspended. When asked why he was on the toilet, he said he was busy checking his ratings.
02:40Finally, Rosie O'Donnell said every time she walks into a pub in Ireland, people give her free drinks.
02:46She left out that it's from a bowl on the floor.
02:52So, it's time to give you what you came here for. Harry Potter.
03:03Years ago, actress Emma Watson split with J.K. Rowling over the author's views on trans.
03:10If you recall, Rowling got attacked for saying the girls' locker room at Hogwarts shouldn't have
03:15dudes waving around their magic wands. And while she got death threats, the actors she made rich
03:21piled on. But now Emma wants peace.
03:26I can love her. I can know she loved me. I can be grateful to her. I can know the things that she
03:32said are true. And that can be this whole other thing. It's my deepest wish that I hope people who
03:42don't agree with my opinion will love me. And I hope I can keep loving people who I don't
03:46necessarily share the same opinion with.
03:49That's how you know radical trans nonsense is going the way of Joy Reid's career.
03:54When Hollywood big mouths suddenly want to be reasonable.
03:58No wonder the ancient Greeks considered their profession even lower than telemarketers.
04:03But Rowling took that olive branch and used it to smack Emma upside her head.
04:07To her, Emma is only coming out because it isn't fashionable anymore.
04:13So she's changing her tune like a schizophrenic at karaoke.
04:17Remember, Rowling was smeared as anti-trans back when that was as unsafe as having unprotected
04:24sex with Hunter Biden.
04:25But J.K. stood her ground while the cast of the franchise she created trashed her.
04:34Watson, Daniel Radcliffe, Ron Weasley, they all rode her coattails making unimaginable wealth
04:40at a young age. And when Rowling could have used their support, they chose the mob instead.
04:45They had a chance to show the courage of the characters they played, but instead they sided
04:50with the bad guys. Rowling faced death threats, cancellation, endless outrage.
04:55But now the culture's changed. DEI is dead. Rosie's gone. Even the dumbest Democrats agree
05:01women's sports are for women. What are they going to tell us next? That jock straps are for men?
05:07So Emma wants back in, but Rowling is telling her to take her broomstick and shove it.
05:13Claiming Watson has so little experience of real life that she's ignorant of how ignorant she is.
05:20Nice, huh? And it's true.
05:25Emma's a pampered white liberal actress who never had to experience any of the things
05:31that normal women go through. You know, like failing a driving and math test all on the same day.
05:37A sexist would say.
05:41As Rowling says, Watson will never need a homeless shelter, never need a public changing room,
05:46and her public bathroom is single use with a guard standing outside the door, just like
05:51Brett Bares.
05:53And these stories are far too real for normal women. In Virginia, this ghoul exposed himself
05:59to girls in locker rooms because the law allowed him to, as long as he pretended he was a woman.
06:05And he's not exactly, you know, pulling it off. If this schmuck's passing for a chick, I'm Sidney Sweeney.
06:14And his name is literally Dick Cox.
06:21But more of a clue do you need?
06:23I mean, I mean, his name could have been I Have a Penis Jones.
06:30Anyway, in Minnesota, a trans softball pitcher struck out 27 female batters over 35 innings.
06:37How dare a man force his way into a sport reserved for hardworking lesbians?
06:43Next, they'll make a Subaru with a built-in urinal.
06:47But these masquerades don't just harm women, they also hurt lonely men.
06:53Just ask Sheriff Grady.
06:55So you order up a prostitute, and that's what you think you're getting.
07:02Now, when you look at that, you go, man, that's pretty rough, but, you know, any port in the store.
07:08And then the next morning, when you wake up, you find out this is who it really is.
07:17Yeah.
07:18We call that coyote ugly.
07:20Yeah.
07:21Well, they used to call it that.
07:23Now it's just Kathy Griffin.
07:27But that's real life, which Watson never experienced.
07:31She's a millionaire full of privilege, magazine covers, award shows.
07:36She probably even dated Leo DiCaprio.
07:39But she's 35, so if it happened, it was decades ago.
07:43But before fame, Rowling lived the life of the women that she's defending.
07:48She worked temp jobs, lived in poverty, divorced, depressed, denied by 12 publishers,
07:54rejected more times than Brian Kilmeade at a job fair.
07:57And she still wrote the most popular books ever.
08:00So Rowling isn't being bitter, she's being vindicated.
08:04And now Emma wants forgiveness.
08:05Sorry, Emma, you gave that up when you took the easy way out while others put their careers
08:10and their lives on the line.
08:12Rowling knows what it's like to share the risk her whole life was risk.
08:16And she never budged.
08:17Not for the left or the child actors who made bank off her.
08:21Hell, before Harry Potter, Hogwarts were just the bumps on Joy Behar's back.
08:26And the fact is, without Rowling, Emma would be misspelling my name on a Starbucks cup.
08:38Let's welcome to next guest.
08:43She talks so fast, her senses end with a sonic boom.
08:47Outnumbered co-host Emily Caballo.
08:49He invented the scratch-and-sniff mug shot, Fox News contributor Paul Morrow.
08:59She already hung decorations for the government shutdown.
09:02New York Times bestselling author and Fox News contributor Katu.
09:07And he invented time travel by knocking people into next week.
09:12New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and former editor.
09:14Emily, I love J.K. Rowling.
09:22I know she's a hardcore liberal.
09:23She probably hates Fox News.
09:24I don't care.
09:25This is an issue where when you share the risk, you put yourself in danger.
09:30But the question I have for you is, should she forgive and not forget or neither?
09:36Ooh.
09:36Well, I feel like, as they say, when you don't forgive, it just sits inside of you and sort
09:43of corrodes the vessel.
09:45Does that feel good?
09:46I don't think so.
09:47Not to most of us.
09:49So I think generally speaking, forgiveness, so I'm told, sort of loosens the burden on your
09:55shoulders.
09:56I wouldn't know because I really don't forgive anyone.
09:58Again, I'm Sicilian, right?
09:59I will hate you for the rest of your life.
10:02So that pit, you don't feel it because it's your entire body.
10:04Exactly, like a dead weight.
10:06Yes.
10:06But I think, you know, being that she is an author and a really excellent one at that,
10:12I encourage everyone to read this letter she wrote in response to Emma because it just
10:17excoriates her in such a beautiful way.
10:20And she points out, which you've made this point, she's like, I'm sorry, when I was 14,
10:25I wasn't the multimillionaire you were.
10:27I was living in poverty, writing the book that made you famous.
10:30Exactly.
10:30And the lap of luxury that Emma enjoys, the privilege that she gets to go to single occupancy
10:36bathrooms, we'll never know what it's like to share a prison cell with a guy pretending
10:40to be a woman, to know what rape is, to know what being screwed out of a scholarship looks
10:45like, to get punched in the face with a male fist.
10:49It just, the list is so long.
10:51And I like that she put her in her place.
10:52But the reality, too, is that this privilege bubble that Emma has existed in for all these
10:56years allowed her to throw those Molotov cocktails at J.K.
11:00Rowling.
11:01We get all the time, you know, ridiculous comments that hurt our feelings terribly.
11:07The amount, the volume that J.K.
11:09Rowling has gotten of death threats and rape threats and stalking threats, I don't think
11:13we can ever understand because the millions, the multimillions of people that had her in
11:17the middle of her target, let alone her professional sort of cancellation, an entire exhibit on
11:23Harry Potter in Seattle removed her name, the author's name from it.
11:29So I'm sure she has more grace in her body than I ever would, and she can forgive her.
11:34But I think from where I sit, a lot of these people deserve to sit in their own sort of
11:39shame forever over this.
11:40You know, when I, Paul, when I worked as a gardener, they used to call me Harry Potter.
11:45But, um, you are in law enforcement, um, you're, I had to look at him for that one.
11:58Yeah.
11:58No, you're in law enforcement, and I think what, what's weighing on every man's mind is
12:03how often when you pick up a prostitute and you think it's a woman, it's a man.
12:08Is this a, is this a common thing?
12:09That didn't occur to me.
12:10No.
12:11The reason, but she's at war at his rallying, he's at war with the entire cast of these movies.
12:18Yeah.
12:18And the reason I have a theory here is because the entire cast looks like a 10-year-old boy,
12:22including Watson.
12:24Yeah.
12:24They all look the same.
12:25And the thing is, if you look at it, the thing is, she came from two major corporate lawyers.
12:33She's had privilege that you're talking about from birth.
12:36This one's never had a rough day in her life.
12:38Yeah.
12:38As Mark Twain said, your willingness to put up with a problem increases in direct proportion
12:44to your distance from it.
12:46And the other thing, too, here is that, and, you know, kind of proves that she's never had
12:49a rough day, is that it's not a good idea to engage in a war of words.
12:54Yeah.
12:55With a woman who has sold over 100 million books.
12:58Yeah, that's true.
12:59You're gonna lose.
13:00And she's losing this one bet.
13:01The only thing I will say about Rowling is, as you say, she is very left.
13:05Yeah.
13:05And there's an element here a little bit I can't help but go into.
13:08She's very courageous for doing what she's doing because she's put up with a lot.
13:11You're right.
13:12But, you know, there's an element here of the far left or even just hyper-liberal, let's
13:18say, boomers.
13:19Yeah.
13:20Created a lot of these Emma Watsons.
13:23And we're about to get one as the mayor of the city here in New York.
13:26Good point.
13:27They have grown up in this bubble.
13:29They've never had a rough day in their lives, and they're about to F-A-F-O.
13:33Yeah.
13:39I don't know what that stands for.
13:41I'll ask Dana after the show.
13:42I'll be happy to tell you.
13:43Yes.
13:44So, Kat, imagine if you expressed a position strongly and I don't back you up.
13:52Not only do I not back you up, but I jump on the other side with the haters.
13:56Me and Tyrus both do it.
13:57Hey, man, leave me out of this.
13:59Yeah.
13:59But then you end up vindicated.
14:04And I go, hey, let bygones be bygones.
14:06Would you let bygones be bygones?
14:10We disagree all the time.
14:11No, but what I mean is, I'm not talking about that.
14:14Like you're cyber-bullying me?
14:15No, I'm talking about, well, never mind.
14:17Go ahead.
14:18Go ahead.
14:18No, I mean, this whole thing, honestly.
14:20Okay, so, like, this whole thing has been really weird for me.
14:22You just walk for it, walking around, like, I'm a Huffle, whatever.
14:27None of it means anything to me.
14:29But it's been very strange that now it's, like, because of this one issue, now it's all of
14:33a sudden she's, I mean, you pointed out that she's liberal, but a lot of people can't see
14:36that.
14:37I mean, we've entered this.
14:37But who cares?
14:38This is the most important issue to a lot of people, including myself.
14:42So I don't even care about her politics.
14:44I care about this moral issue in our time.
14:47It's like, it's like from where all other issues flow from.
14:50But go ahead.
14:51I'm sorry.
14:53Yeah, I don't know.
14:54I guess it depends what segment of that, or what aspect of that issue you're talking about.
15:00Yeah, biology.
15:02Well, I, I'm all about people living and let living.
15:06That's, I'm all about that.
15:07I respect your choice.
15:08Not if they compel you.
15:08Not if they compel you to follow their rules.
15:11But when did I say that?
15:13You said, but not, but yeah, people can live.
15:15I was not done yet.
15:16People can live and let live and do whatever they want to do, as long as it doesn't impact
15:20anyone else.
15:21And there are certain times when it's not a zero sum game anymore, such as in sports and
15:25those kinds of things where there are these biological considerations.
15:28I know.
15:29I think that goes without saying.
15:30I think that we all kind of say live and let live.
15:33We're aware this isn't that case.
15:35We're, we're like how many years into understanding that it ain't live and let live.
15:40It's a, it's a mental disorder that compels people to obey a certain ideology that is
15:46inherently destructive, both to the person who has it and the people who somehow are obedient
15:51to it.
15:52I, I, I understand that a lot of people agree with you.
15:55I just respect any adult's choice to live their life the way that they see fit, as long
16:00as it's not hurting anyone else.
16:01Key word there is adult.
16:03Tyrus.
16:03Key words.
16:03Well, to answer the first question, if you and cat turned on me and I ended up being
16:08right, would I forgive you?
16:09Kind of.
16:11I would forgive you.
16:12But anytime I needed something, I would bring it up.
16:14Yes.
16:15um i am more concerned with the sheriff and his and his his messaging it was very confusing to
16:29me because he talked about prostitutes that you order and then you cuddle with them
16:35which is confusing because to quote the great charlie sheen he didn't pay him for sex he paid
16:42him to leave so if the prostitute is staying and cuddling with you and giving you positive
16:48reinforcement is that a deluxe package do you ask for that i don't you know and like for example
16:53like my wife doesn't cuddle and give me positive reinforcement would it be okay then to hire
16:58a prostitute for just the back rub and have a great day i mean what do we where do we i'm just
17:04confused i didn't know cuddling was part of the prostitution code i i thought it was like boom
17:09get out take a shower cry ask yourself why you did it swear you're never going to do it again
17:13you're better this and then all of a sudden it's wednesday again and you're in the mirror going
17:17i swear to god this is the last time i'm going to do this
17:19up next an artificial actress
17:29what what a name she's 100 computer generated and now her creators are negotiating with talent agents
17:37to represent her meanwhile studios are secretly adopting ai tools despite initial resistance
17:42is this the end of hollywood i don't think yet but i think i mean if you were maybe in like a long
17:50time maybe in a long time but i think that there's still an obsession with celebrities personal lives
17:55that won't be able to be satisfied with an ai because people people don't love celebrities people
18:01love to hate celebrities and you can't really hate an ai that's true and also you like i don't i've
18:06said this before i could never like eat food made by a machine
18:10yes you say that because he says he needs real meat because if there's no suffering in the protein
18:20he doesn't want something like that no but i mean i just need to see somebody making it's also with art
18:24like in a painting like have you seen all the ai art on on social media it's terrible it's like this
18:29it's like definitely perfect but humans are fallible like act like actors see i don't think let me ask
18:35i don't think it's going to have any effect on your big stars but all of the bit parts and the extras
18:41they're gone well what are you talking about it's going to make a big star be able to do 17 movies
18:46in a year oh you're not look man people will be putting giraffes and lions and cats and their kids
18:52movies and they get paid for it like the ai isn't the person they're getting the money it's the creator
18:59and the creator apparently was less attractive but had some great ideas so they made an ai version
19:05of themselves but they'll be the ones reading the lines and putting it in this is a natural progression
19:09of acting also with ai and having actresses and actors like i'm if i make a ai version of myself and
19:18they can buy it to put on different shows or whatever you don't have to do it also it would
19:22limit the casting couch yeah you know like hey 3 a.m tyrus needs you to come in and have a meeting
19:27by candlelight to talk about this awesome movie we're going to put you and you're going to be a
19:31big star kid cool my ai is on the way right now yes so i think we're looking at this is a natural
19:37progression things are changing everyone knew the ai was coming and if the worst thing you have to
19:41worry about is ai being in movies that means the people at the textile plants and stuff got a little
19:46more time so i i'll if you're good you're good if you're really good sell your ai and spend time
19:52with your family all right paul human actors are threatening to blacklist talent agencies
20:01that represent this ai yeah that's gonna work yeah okay yeah i i actually think this is the
20:07beginning of the end and actually if you look at this ai generated uh actress they did it very
20:13cleverly she's not like perfect you know and she's not classically beautiful you know they gave
20:19her a couple of quirks and and so she has some personality she's like a seven she's like a seven
20:24fair enough but what it means is an idaho seven go ahead that's a that's a gut felt 10 anyway
20:33she uh what what she does is she makes the creator the celebrity and i think that's the way it's gonna
20:41go but not we talked about this on anyone that you and i were talking about that i think at some
20:46point you're gonna see relatively soon mavent makes this point that we're over explosions we
20:51don't need the great special effects the younger kids that have come up they've seen all that stuff
20:55to the nth degree that doesn't impress what's going to impress i'm hopeful would be once again we go back
21:02to the idea of stories you have a good story you have a good narrative because what's going to
21:06happen the next spielberg right now is a 13 year old kid on a laptop someplace out west you know
21:12someplace in his bedroom that's going to be the next person who creates something compelling
21:16and that's going to be you know it's the old joke about you know this blonde was so done out in
21:21hollywood she slept with the writer yeah well you know what the writer is going to be back in power
21:26because i think what we're going to get excuse me is the creator is going to be the celebrity and
21:31you know what all i can say you know i go back to the fafo line which is that that rids us of all
21:37of these hollywood clowns who have been telling us how to live for the last 50 years yeah
21:41i just thought of something what real quick i won't say this fast as emily but you could also
21:48make the ai create like you get a special app and you could change your ai actress to look the way you
21:53want her so while she's talking like man i wish she had bigger breasts click click click and oh man
21:58short hair would be really cool right now click click you know you can have fun with it like hey let's
22:02make the whole cast obese let's watch a fun movie so there's a lot of opportunities and you know the
22:08next biggest uh actor is going to be it's going to be like humphrey bogart they're going to bring
22:11back the old guys they just generate so emily here's my feeling you know if they're demanding
22:16to boycott uh not this like non-human character in 30 years won't they look back and see this as
22:23bigotry ah probably i'll say this i think there's two sort of concepts of ai one of them is that all of
22:31ai is an amalgam of what's already out there when i look at her i think she's adorable super cute
22:35she's a little ariana grande a little nina dobrev right so you look at this this person and she's
22:40encompassing essentially these guys real real you know it's a group of them together and then there's
22:46the ai which is yourself it's the estate of humphrey bogart it's it's here's here's me the ai version
22:52doing the sex scene that otherwise would cost you two million dollars what what no there's just i'm
22:57just thinking they're limiting this to just the human form she could have like two breasts and
23:01then another two well that's your fantasy it's not a fantasy it's just they're going to be a reality
23:06it's on the app you might as well use it yes on the app just for arguments sake just for you know
23:12what i'm saying just for our arguments sake little hands that come out of her head you know but here's
23:15the thing you can make every actor's face look like jeans yeah start actually that women again cat
23:20i would yeah but the technology to me isn't their bodies like it's like remember you know the old persian
23:25rugs where the humans would deliberately create a mistake so that you knew it was the perfection of
23:30you so it's not it's not something that the technology looks too perfect yeah like the movement
23:35is too smooth you know when i versus like the method expressions that we all have this held back my
23:40success for many years with that uh lack of imperfections they had to wait for me to get older
23:46and older he's just too damn perfect yes up next the adl saves space
23:52retired uk police officer suing after being arrested over fourth crime post on social media
24:04kent police issued an apology to julian full case 71 and said his record would be expunged
24:12a retired police officer in the uk is reportedly taking legal action after he was arrested over
24:19a social media post warning about the rising threat of anti-semitism in the uk following october 7
24:262023 hammers attacks against israel julian full case a 71 year old retired special constable from kent
24:34england was arrested in november 2023 and had his home searched after one of his posts on x was reported
24:41to the law enforcement according to the daily mail
24:47focus reportedly grew concerned as anti-israel protests swept across london and other major
24:53european cities in the weeks following the october 7 attacks in a post on exact month he warned about
24:59escalating anti-semitism after rioters stormed the russian airport searching for arrivals from tel al-aviv
25:06one step away from storming heathrow looking for jewish arrivals he posted in reply to a pro-palestinian
25:16activist post fogates told the mail that he was shocked and flabbergasted after kent police officers
25:24arrived at his door later to search his home according to the buddy cam footage reviewed by the telegraph an
25:32official raised concerns about the books he was reading including those by british author and
25:37commentator douglas murray commenting that his bookshelf contained very brexity things
25:45police also reported raised concerns about a shopping list from his wife a hairdresser which included items
25:52like bleach tinfoil and gloves police seized his electronic devices and detained full case for eight
25:59hours before issuing him a caution a formal warning given to a person who admits to an offense to avoid
26:06prosecution
26:09focus said he accepted the caution of fit he accepted the caution out of fear that he would be kept from
26:15visiting his only surviving daughter who lives in australia he compared the ordeal to being targeted
26:24for a thought crime this is absolutely an orwellian style thought crime it's absolutely ridiculous
26:31because i sent a tweet which was reasonable in the circumstances and it was a tweet based on events
26:37i'll read about just the previous day and in the previous week he told the mail
26:45it was taken out of context and i really can't go through all the failings of the kent police
26:51as much as i'd like to but it's been quite astonishing to me especially as i served with
26:55them for over 10 years he added the kent police issued an apologies to focus on monday saying they
27:03had made a mistake and that his record had been cleared on 2nd of november 2023 a report was made to
27:12kent police about a social media post that was alleged to have been offensive and mr focus was arrested on
27:18the same day the statement shared with fox news digital red although he was offered and accepted
27:26an unconditional caution following his own independent legal advice a subsequent review of
27:32the case by the force concluded that the caution was not appropriate in the circumstances and should
27:38not have been used kent police apologizes to mr folkes for the distress cause and how the report was
27:46investigated we have expunged the caution from his record and are pleased to facilitate the correction
27:53mr folks has been informed of the decision and as a further review of the matter will now be carried
28:00out to identify any learning opportunities the statement continued focus says he has sought legal help
28:08and plans to sue the police for wrongful arrest the free speech union is raising money to cover the
28:15cost of his legal fight concerns about free speech being under threat in the uk has drawn the attention
28:22of u.s leaders like vice president jd vance
28:28in a speech to european union leaders in february vance warned that europe appeared to be retreating from
28:36some of its fundamental values it shares with the u.s and adopting soviet era censorship
28:42british commentator and former mumford and sons guitarist winston marshall recently appeared at a
28:50white house briefing to ask the trump administration if they would consider giving political asylum to
28:55the brits who face prosecution for posting hate speech online
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