00:00So one of our producers just said in my ear, hey, breaking news, Pooka Naku is jumping out of a plane with Elvis Presley and Sidney Sweeney tomorrow.
00:09Elvis Presley?
00:09And I'm like, come on, man.
00:11Like, do you, like, come on.
00:14Come on.
00:14Just anything.
00:15Come on now.
00:16I know Pooka Naku is shot publicly at Sidney Sweeney.
00:20By the way, well played, sir.
00:22Well played.
00:23Like, Travis Kelce shot a shot at Taylor Swift, and now he's getting married.
00:28Yeah.
00:28And he didn't have to work for the rest of his life.
00:30And everyone just falls at him and his brother and throws money their way because of the possibility that maybe Taylor Swift will show up one day and say, hi.
00:38Yeah.
00:39So I will tell you now as a fact, while Pooka Naku did shoot his shot to try to get a date with Sidney Sweeney, who, I don't even know if she's single or not.
00:49She's got a great rack, I'll tell you that.
00:50She is not.
00:51She's not single?
00:52No.
00:52I think she is single.
00:53She's not single.
00:54I'm pretty sure she's single.
00:55She's not single.
00:56She was engaged.
00:57She broke off the engagement.
00:58Nah, she's got a boyfriend.
00:59It doesn't change anything you think about the rack stays, but put that to the side.
01:03She's not available.
01:05Who is the boyfriend?
01:06I don't know.
01:06He's not famous.
01:07Is he wealthy?
01:08I'm sure he is.
01:08Is he good looking?
01:09Is he rich?
01:09And here's the thing.
01:10Is he an actor?
01:11Pooka's not really wealthy yet.
01:13Pooka's a dumbbell.
01:13Yeah, he's not that smart.
01:15The other part is he's in Los Angeles.
01:17Why not shoot your shot in person?
01:19See, it was different with Kelsey.
01:20Because that's called stalking.
01:22No, it's not stalking.
01:23Yeah, I think it is.
01:23You don't think he'll get invited to an event in Los Angeles that he can see her at?
01:26That's called stalking.
01:27That's not stalking.
01:28Tyrone, it's called stalking.
01:29No, it's not.
01:30You can't just start showing up where the girl's at.
01:32What are you talking about?
01:33That's called stalking.
01:33It's a public event.
01:34You get an invite.
01:35No.
01:36You have your agent get your invite.
01:37Let me tell you something.
01:37If I know that dude wants to hook up with me, and all of a sudden he shows up at every
01:43event I'm at, I'm now a PO.
01:45Rather than on Twitter, you're in Los Angeles, get an invite to a red carpet event, and shoot
01:51your shot in person.
01:52No.
01:53Like a man.
01:54No.
01:54Not on Twitter.
01:55No.
01:56Now, I agree with the Twitter thing.
01:58Like, man up and have some stones and ask somebody in person.
02:01Right.
02:01Travis Kelsey couldn't.
02:02He's in Kansas City.
02:03She's not coming to Kansas City.
02:04Travis Kelsey went to a Taylor Swift concert and tried to give her a friendship bracelet.
02:09Shut up.
02:11It worked.
02:11And then had Carissa Thompson and Aaron Andrews put a phone call in for him because I guess
02:17they're friendly with her.
02:18Oh, there you go.
02:19Yeah.
02:19So whatever.
02:20So that wasn't the old way either.
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