00:00Hi, I'm Dr. Jack Kevorkian. A lot of you know me simply as Dr. Death. As you know, I recently agreed to stop assisting patient suicides, but now my years of experience can be yours in my new book, Dr. Kevorkian's Book of Home Remedies.
00:24You know, doctors have long known how to cure common ailments with simple items found around the house. Foot pain got you down, son? Then just soak that foot in a bathtub full of hot salt water with a cup of vinegar and a tablespoon of castor oil. Then just add a string of Christmas lights.
00:46Sure, it's messy. But you won't hear him complaining.
00:57Doctor, I'm so depressed. I've got a splinter in my finger.
01:04Well then, try to find a good vein. Then just use a ordinary hypodermic needle with common household air. Inject a small bubble of air directly into the artery.
01:22Are you sure about this?
01:27Positive. Works every time.
01:32Dr. Kevorkian's Book of Home Remedies is full of thousands of these handy cures for such ailments as burns, scrapes, scabies, even headaches.
01:44Just listen to one of my recent patients.
01:46I suffer from terrible migraines. Regular doctors couldn't do anything for me.
01:52But then Dr. Kevorkian's Book suggested many household items to alleviate my pain.
01:58First of all, I found this 12-gauge just lying around the bedroom closet.
02:15That's probably the first good rest she's had in days.
02:19And you'll rest in peace too when you order Dr. Kevorkian's Book of Home Remedies.
02:27To order, call 1-600-DR-DEATH.
02:31Please have your credit card ready.
02:33We will not bill you later.
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