00:00And you look to heaven, Pop.
00:02See you soon, there, Reverend.
00:04Boy, I feel love.
00:06There's England.
00:07Remain standing and hold up your right hand, please.
00:10Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth to help you, God?
00:15So help me, my God.
00:18Now let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
00:22Hallelujah for those who wear fig leaves should not dance with hungry goats.
00:31Amen.
00:33State your names for the records.
00:35My name is the Reverend Ed Cash.
00:37Dollar bills, no food stamps, please.
00:40And I'm the Reverend Dr. Carl Pathos, this ministry's spiritual gynecologist.
00:49Now would you please tell us the name of your church?
00:52That would be the First Church of Discount Sin.
00:57Yes, Lord.
00:58As of now, we have six locations throughout the greater metropolitan area.
01:02The Lord is slicing prices and all sin must go.
01:05Just dial 1-800-SET-A-LOT for the franchise nearest you.
01:09We even have a drive-thru window.
01:13Can I take your order, Reverend?
01:14Yes, I'd like some forgiveness, please.
01:18Would you like a hot apple pie with that?
01:20Yes, and I'll have a Moses McMuffin, too.
01:23Drive around.
01:25Gentlemen, are you actually charging people a fee to forgive their sins?
01:30We'd prefer to call it a donation.
01:32Praise be, uh, for he who giveth shall be without sin for 90 days or your money back.
01:40I think somebody's been sipping on the holy water.
01:44Reverend Cash, um, it says here that you don't earn a dime.
01:48How do you, uh, how do you explain your extravagant lifestyle?
01:52Extravagant?
01:53Hmm.
01:54You call this Rolex extravagant?
01:55This is the bottom of the line.
01:56No, you got it all wrong.
02:00See, what I do is operate a trust fund for the Lord.
02:04That's right, for the big guy.
02:06See, he's the one with all the money.
02:08That's right.
02:09He tell me what to do with it.
02:10If it was me, I'd have this.
02:11There's a couple of junk bonds I got my eye on.
02:13But what can I tell the Lord?
02:15If the Lord want to buy a big hat with a feather in it, what am I supposed to say?
02:17No, Lord, you can't have it.
02:19The Lord seems chaff.
02:23Stick it in and call it macaroni.
02:25That's what I'd say.
02:26And if he want a house 300 square feet, what am I going to say?
02:29No, Lord, you can't have it on your earth?
02:31The Lord uses that jacuzzi in mysterious ways.
02:37And it's time for the Lord to clean it out.
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