00:00Reverend Pethos, how do you explain these expenditures?
00:03$200 to the Wild Weasel Dance Club.
00:07Well, one must know evil before he can condemn it.
00:11What, about $400 to Rondell's Strip-O-Gram?
00:15One must see evil before he can denounce it.
00:20And what about $900 to the Red Rooster Escort Service?
00:24Damn, Pethos!
00:25It is all around us, friends.
00:30And how are we not to be distracted when we know that somewhere, somehow, breasts are being augmented?
00:39When I was a young man, I said to myself, Reverend Pethos, you will not be driven to wine, women, or sugary foods.
00:46And I could use AA in a good dentist right now.
00:51Send against you.
00:55Look, we also show expenditures here for a company jet.
01:00Now, how do you explain that?
01:02Well, see, that simply allows us to get to the higher power.
01:08That's right.
01:08See, the law don't always want to come down to you.
01:10You think you can just bow your head and he'd show up all the time?
01:12It's a law.
01:13Well, sometimes he says, come on up to my place.
01:15What about these taxes? You haven't paid any in seven years.
01:20Well, that...
01:21Oh, hold on.
01:22Oh, hello?
01:30It's the law.
01:31I have to speak to him in tongues. He's very upset.
01:34Eating, bitten, little, bitten. I don't know what they want to listen to me.
01:36I don't know what they want to be like when I choose.
01:38Can anyone explain what he is saying?
01:40He said he's speaking in tongues and speaking in tongues.
01:44I've been wanting to do that since I came in here.
01:52Cool my God, my Lord. Cool my God.
01:57Woo-wee. The Lord is upset.
01:59You have angered the Lord.
02:01Yes, Lord.
02:02We know that you don't like to go low, but you will if you have to.
02:06You will stoop.
02:07You can stoop just as low as them and show these here pictures we have of the senator with these different women.
02:15We have seen the light in the holy dark room, Lord.
02:18Lord, this ain't the only shot you got.
02:21You can do that all kind of shot. I hope it ain't upside down.
02:26Lord, please forgive them.
02:28Forgive them, Lord.
02:29Let them know that the way through forgiveness is by giving.
02:32Amen.
02:33Gentlemen, I think we have seen a miracle, and this miracle is forgiveness.
02:38Yes, yes, that's right. The Lord will extend his forgiveness.
02:42Yes, he will.
02:43But he ain't gonna do it for free.
02:44No, for free.
02:46In order to be forgiven, you must go to the root of the word, which is give.
02:51Give a give.
02:52Give a give.
02:52Call it up.
02:53Give a give.
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