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00:00Yo, everybody, this is Sir Croaks-a-Lot, and I'm not here to talk about pig butts, no, I'm into pig butts, yeah!

00:13I like pig butts, and I cannot lie, I love them to win pigs fly.

00:18When a sound walks in with an itty-bitty snout, and a round thing stickin' out, you gotta jump.

00:23You can't get enough when you notice those trups are stuffed.

00:26Deep in the dress, I'm so sure, it's probably not kosher.

00:29Oh, Piggy, you know I ain't bacon, I wanna bring home the bacon.

00:33My Muppet's tryin' to stop me, but watch out, Kermit, she knows karate.

00:37Ooh, little pig, let me in, you see, you wanna go to your pen?

00:41Well, excite me, delight me, cause you are the other white me.

00:45I've heard her singing, now my ears are still ringing.

00:48I see, she's gotta go on like a big Harley.

00:52I'm tired of magazines, seein' pictures so unclean.

00:55Take the average pig and then look out, drizzle that nasty rat.

00:59So, frogs, frogs, give the girlfriend a real hug.

01:03Get her shakin', shakin', shake that back bacon.

01:07Piggy got back.

01:13Yes, Piggy got back.

01:16Babe like pigs with a porky booty.

01:19Pork, pork.

01:20Babe like pigs with a porky booty.

01:22I like them pink and big.

01:24When I'm lookin' at a pink, I just can't help myself.

01:27I'm act like animal.

01:28It's our do-handle.

01:30Wanna get you home and F-R-O.

01:32That would be my style.

01:33I ain't saying to be galmoor, but a skinny pig seems just like a boar.

01:37I like them blonde, thick, and porky.

01:39That's why it's so fine, I'm diggin'.

01:41Works a lot, it's achin'.

01:42Bigger for a piece of that bacon.

01:44I'm lookin' at the way she moves.

01:46Don't care if she's got fingers or hooves.

01:48You can keep that slim use.

01:50I'll be my woman's sweet tooth.

01:52I want to do the thick pork ribbit.

01:53I want to get with it.

01:54I won't cook or ribbit.

01:56But I gotta be real, I'm gonna make you.

01:58Not a lake or pun.

02:00I gotta pants on.

02:01That's good I won't like this song.

02:03Cause he'll never pork a porker.

02:04But I'd rather say he's gay.

02:06Cause I'm lean.

02:07And I'm green.

02:08I'm a big pig lovin' machine.

02:10So, Piggy.

02:11Yeah.

02:11Piggy.

02:12Yeah.

02:12Wanna get down and get jiggy.

02:13Oh, yeah.

02:14Get your ham hocks and stick em' out.

02:16Even Fozzie's got to shout.

02:17Piggy got back.

02:23Yeah, Miss Piggy got back.

02:26You know when it comes to females?

02:28Cosmo.

02:29I mean, Gonzo's got nothing to do with my selection.

02:3224, 36.

02:33Well, he's into chickens.

02:34But me?

02:35I'm down with P-I-G.

02:39Word to Big Bird.

02:40So your girlfriend's name is Augie.

02:42Takes walks out with her doggie.

02:44But Augie ain't got a rump roast like the back of my huggy.

02:47This little froggy don't want you unless your tail is curly cute.

02:51Don't 1-900 crooks a lot.

02:53Cause frogs know how to hip-hop.

02:55Piggy got back.

02:57Get it?

02:58Frogs.

02:59Hip-hop.

03:00Yeah, whatever.

03:02Miss Piggy got back.

03:06Yo.

03:06Too legit.

03:08Too legit, Ribbit.

03:10Too legit.

03:12Too legit, Ribbit.

03:14Yo, yo, yo.

03:14This is Crippet the Frog.

03:15But you can call me Sir Crooks a lot.

03:18And we'll see you next time on The Muppet Show.

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