00:00Where are we?
00:02Man, this is called the one-night stand.
00:04You mean everybody in here?
00:06That is right. All these guys cheated on their wives and girlfriends.
00:09See, this is a place where we come to cover our tracks.
00:12Come on, man, I'll show you right.
00:13I hate you.
00:14Yo, Murray, I want you to meet my man here, Greg.
00:16Hey, how are you, cats? Chasing the birds again?
00:18All right. New here, huh?
00:20Yeah, look, I lost my wedding ring and I am panicking.
00:23All right. We got 14, 18, and 24 carrots.
00:27Ah, well, mine was gold plate.
00:29Let me guess, home shopping club.
00:32Don't worry about it. We got tons of those.
00:35Hey, hey, this is a perfect match.
00:38Now, did you forget anything else?
00:41Well, actually, I did. I forgot my...
00:43Boxes or briefs?
00:44Briefs. Lightly stained.
00:50Hey, man, this is great, but I still don't have an excuse.
00:54Check it out. Murray, kick it.
00:56Usual bop, you got it.
00:58Hey, Maggie.
01:02Yeah, I'm still in surgery.
01:04Doctor, she's hemorrhaging.
01:06Suture!
01:07Damn it, honey, I gotta go save a life.
01:09Kiss the kids for me.
01:10Hey!
01:11That's great, but what about me?
01:13Okay, let me guess.
01:16She's a crier, right?
01:17Yeah.
01:18All right.
01:19Flowers should take care of that.
01:22Get sentimental sometimes?
01:23Well, I'm really embarrassed to say this, but she's into baby talk pretty deep.
01:28All right, then. We're gonna need the big guns on this one.
01:30Please don't be mad.
01:31Hey, this place thinks of everything.
01:33I guess now I can go home.
01:34Wait a minute.
01:35Did you wear protection?
01:36Not actually.
01:37Come on, man.
01:38Hey, Doc!
01:40You got a minute?
01:41Oh, sure, Bob, sure.
01:42I got your test results back.
01:44You're super clean, my brother.
01:46Oh, here, and I got some ointment for you.
01:49This'll take care of that little itch.
01:51Thanks, Doc.
01:52See, Doc Willoughby here runs the health clinic.
01:54Now, he can cure you of any social disease imaginable.
01:57And he's had almost all of them.
02:01Man, you guys have thought of everything.
02:04Hey, man, it is a rough world out there.
02:06Brothers gotta stick together.
02:07I hear ya.
02:09Phase one alert.
02:10My wife hired a private detective.
02:12They got pictures, hard evidence, you name it.
02:15Get the lawyers.
02:16Set up a dummy corporation.
02:17We gotta hide this man's assets, but quit.
02:19What's the name of your ex-wife-to-be?
02:21Robin Gibbons.
02:22I'm calling witness relocation.
02:25Doc, this man needs a new face.
02:27No problem.
02:28I can rebuild that.
02:29Man, the next time I decide to hit it and quit it,
02:32I'm coming to the one-night stand.
02:34Look here, let me borrow your membership.
02:35Oh, no, my brother.
02:36You gotta get your own.
02:38Do the heartless hang out here.
02:39Ha, ha, ha!
02:40What's your job?
02:41I like it.
02:45I like it.
02:46I like it.
02:47I like it.
02:48I can do it.
02:49No problem.
02:50I like it.
02:51I like it.
02:52I just can do it.
02:53I like it.
02:54I like it.
02:55You can do it.
02:57I can try it.
02:58I can do it.
02:59I need it.
03:00But it's good.
03:01It's good for people to shoot you.
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