00:00hello new recruits as a police officer my oath is to provide service and safety to the solid
00:13citizens of the city well mine is say it don't spray it oh a smart ass well if i had nine of
00:24la's finest holding taser guns and wielding billyclubs behind me i'd fight you right now
00:30but i'm kind of busy so who's here today you must be steven simmons
00:41and you you'd be stan smith and i take it you're sissy spacek from sarasota's strange
00:52hey who's been messing with my list
00:54was it you mr prankster no sir what's the matter sassafras are you scared are you frightened are you
01:05nervous you're sweating like a suckling saddle on a sizzling spit
01:07okay panty waist take a shot at your old sard that's a good one now let me try
01:20this brings us to lesson number one get to know your weapon but don't ever use it recklessly
01:32can you say recklessly
01:36excellent lesson number two police officers have to remember events exactly as they happen
01:44this is a suspect and this is a can of mint now what did you see you use excessive force
01:57force no this is excessive force
02:04now what did you see police brutality i think somebody needs to get their eyes checked
02:10vision's getting a little blurry isn't it read the bottom line
02:17and what did you see son uh yeah it looked like he was on pcp then he attacked you right
02:24and you just acted like you supposed to hey kid are you registered for jury duty
02:30incidentally remember that word pcp it stands for pounds crook persistently can you say persistently
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