00:00One dollar. Try and dunk the clown. Only one dollar. Try your luck for just a buck. Try your luck. One dollar. Dunk the clown. One dollar. Try again. One dollar. Try again. One dollar.
00:18Wait a minute. I just hit the target. Why didn't you fall in? Oh. Fall in, huh? And drink up all this water and suffocate, huh? Float on my back like a dead man. That'd be pretty funny, huh? I don't think so. Homie don't play that. Homie's one-stop carnival. Step right up. Step right up, ladies and gentlemen. Step right up. Are you a real clown? No, I'm your daddy. That's the clown.
00:48Now, what can I do for you, little girl? Can you make me a balloon animal? Sure. How about a little doggie? Yeah. Yeah. Homie once had a little doggie just like this. His name was Palomine. Pet him. Palomine. P-A-L-O-Mine. Used to love to play fetch the stick. Yeah, until one day a cop car came by and ran over his back legs.
01:15He ain't no Palomine no more. Here you go. You're a stupid clown. Yeah.
01:27One stop carnival. One stop carnival. Step right up. Step right up.
01:32Hey, clown. Can you guess my wife's right? Sure. One dollar.
01:37Okay, she's about, I'd say, one fat bitch.
01:48Homie's one stop carnival. Step right up. Hey, homie. What's this? That's the homie's world twirl. Want a ride? Yeah.
02:10One dollar. Have a seat.
02:14All right. Round and round you go. Round and round you go. Where'd you stop?
02:22Homie, homie knows. Round and round I spin your dumb ass.
02:26You better hang up tight.
02:28You might not land.
02:30You say you want to go faster, huh?
02:32Round and round you still must go.
02:34To pay for your city, kept homie down so low.
02:37So how do you feel about yourself now?
02:45I feel dizzy and nauseous, homie.
02:47Good. That's the same way I felt after eight years in prison.
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