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00:13You
00:14Morning, Dwight
00:17Who are you?
00:19Who am I?
00:21I'm Jim. We've been working together for 12 years.
00:24Weird joke, Dwight.
00:27You're not Jim. Jim's not Asian.
00:28You seriously never noticed?
00:30Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.
00:35All right then, Jim.
00:37Uh, why don't you tell me about that sale that you made yesterday?
00:42Uh, Wellington Systems sold them 10 cases of 24-pound letter stock.
00:46Or were you talking about Krieger Murphy because I didn't close that one yet,
00:49but I'm hoping I've got a voicemail from Paul Krieger waiting for me.
00:54Please enter your password.
01:01You have one new message.
01:03How did you? No, no, no, no.
01:06That is sensitive information only for employees, not outsiders.
01:09Dwight, cut it out. I'm trying to work.
01:11You don't work here. You're not Jim.
01:13Jim, I got us that dinner reservation.
01:15Greek goes 7-30.
01:16Oh, great. Can't wait.
01:21Jim's at the dentist this morning, and Steve is an actor friend of ours.
01:25I don't know who you are, but you are not Jim.
01:29This is Jim!
01:35Hold on.
01:37Oh, dude. Oh, how did...
01:39Oh, dude. Oh, how did...
01:55Oh!
02:03Hey, study buddies.
02:05Oh, okay.
02:07Getting things done. Awesome.
02:09It's all about finding ways to make yourself more efficient.
02:12Life hacking, baby.
02:13This morning, I brushed my teeth in the shower, saved myself 90 seconds,
02:17which I just used to explain this to you.
02:19Damn it!
02:20Since Andy promoted me to assistant regional manager,
02:23I've been trying to step my game up, you know, be more productive.
02:26In fact, you know what?
02:27Let's knock out a few more of these sound bites while we're here.
02:31Whoa.
02:32That person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament.
02:41Toby!
02:42Will he ever learn?
02:45Andy, Andy, Andy.
02:49I can't believe Kevin swallowed a pen.
02:53I can't believe Kevin swallowed another pen.
02:58S'il vous plaît.
03:01Dîtes-moi.
03:04Eur-guerre-blog.
03:07Ah, French.
03:09It's a great language.
03:11If you're a chain-smoking acrobat.
03:13I'm just trying to fit in better with Andy's family.
03:16They all speak more than one language.
03:18Usually when I'm there.
03:20You want to learn a really impressive second language?
03:22Try Dothraki.
03:23Win over any man in my guild.
03:25Dothraki is the native tongue of the nomadic,
03:26warmongering horse lords of Essos.
03:29As featured in the superb home box office series,
03:31Game of Thrones.
03:32It has a lot of nudity.
03:34Which I fast forward through to get to the chopped off heads.
03:38I could teach you if you want.
03:39It's a lot easier than French.
03:40Yeah, let's do it.
03:41Aftabrosa!
03:42It means excellent.
03:44And we have begun.
03:56Oscar!
03:57Oscar!
03:58Oscar!
03:59Oscar!
04:00Oh.
04:02Thanks.
04:04Totally my fault.
04:10What are you doing?
04:13What?
04:21Is everything okay?
04:22Hmm?
04:23Oh.
04:24Oh yeah.
04:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:25Fine.
04:26Fine, fine, fine.
04:28I mean, I just don't want to burden you with my massive stress freak outs.
04:32Great.
04:33It's just that I am taking my driver's license test in two days and I need to practice with
04:39an experienced driver in the car.
04:40But I've had no time to do that thanks to demanding.
04:45And he has a desperate need to be popular.
04:47I made him look ridiculous once and he has been punishing me ever since with crap assignments.
04:52For example, he has asked me for 75 ways to make a hat using a sheet of Dunder Mifflin paper.
05:00So far, I have come up with this and this.
05:06I defy you to think of another.
05:08I just want to hit the open road and drive, man.
05:13But in whose car?
05:16Nelly!
05:18Get your wrinkly old balls in here.
05:25Nelly, I could practice with you in my car at lunchtime.
05:29Oh, Pam, thank you.
05:30You are my savior.
05:38I'm sorry, I'm leaving you alone for lunch.
05:39Don't worry about it.
05:41I have a thing.
05:44A thing of soup.
05:46Which I've been wanting to try.
05:51This is my research into how we might produce child proof paper that doesn't give you paper cuts.
05:57We can't.
05:58And here is a print out of your genealogy from thisisyourfamilytree.com.
06:04Executive summary may hit the highlights.
06:06Well, it turns out you are a distant blood relative of Michelle Obama.
06:13As in?
06:14Wife of Barack.
06:15Loves gardening.
06:16Wants to wipe out fat children.
06:19This is super flattering.
06:22She's the most popular person in America.
06:26This is a big day for both of us.
06:28My fellow Americans, I come bearing news of my nardcesters.
06:34I have a feeling my approval rating is about to go through the roof.
06:38Turns out, I am related to Michelle Obama.
06:43I was intimidated by Andy's family before.
06:45And now I have to see the first lady at holidays.
06:48She's gonna be like, what's your stance on politics?
06:51Or, what is the best war to do?
06:53And I will just be like, duh.
06:57I finally get why my arms are so toned, you know?
07:01Right?
07:02Check it out.
07:03Somebody come slap my hang down.
07:05What is that?
07:05Oh, it's the part of my guns that hangs below my arm.
07:08Slap it, it won't move.
07:09It's moving.
07:11You know, in 2008, when America elected its first black president,
07:15I was so moved.
07:17And I was like, what is this about?
07:19And now I get it.
07:21Hey, Andy, you know what?
07:22My parents are gonna be in D.C. next month for a wedding.
07:24Can you call ahead and get the Lincoln bedroom?
07:26Okay, slow down there, Turbo.
07:28I literally just found out.
07:31I mean, I'll see what I can do.
07:32It's likely.
07:33But they should probably get a hotel reservation as a backup.
07:36Okay.
07:39Like Andy needs yet another thing to show off about.
07:43It's a Prius.
07:44We get it.
07:46It's good for the environing.
07:49The Eisenhower inauguration.
07:52There I am.
07:53Right there.
07:54That white dot.
07:57Oh, I guess I wasn't there.
08:02All right, we gotta get rid of all this junk food.
08:05Get fit, America.
08:07Not sure if the buzz has reached the annex yet, but, uh, I'm related to Michelle Obama.
08:17Yeah, we noticed early on Andy really appreciates enthusiasm.
08:20So we decided the best way to get ahead here is to be his cheerleaders.
08:23Oh!
08:33It's starting to have this reverse effect, though, where I really do think the stuff he does is awesome.
08:37Yeah, me too.
08:38It's weird.
08:39Hard to remember what's real at this point.
08:41Just clap through it, man.
08:44You log in sales at ten different times.
08:46If you log them all at once, you save a lot of time.
08:49It's called batching.
08:51This is really good, Daryl.
08:52Life hacking, man.
08:53There he is!
08:54Andy, you gotta check this out.
08:55He just showed me what...
08:56Right now I need canned tuna, okay?
08:59Daryl, guess which talented individual, who also has a killer singing voice, is related to the First Lady?
09:07Tracy Ellis Ross.
09:09Daughter of the First Lady of Motown, Diana Ross.
09:12It's me.
09:13I'm related to Michelle Obama.
09:15What?
09:16Really?
09:17I mean, it's distant, but...
09:20That's cool, man.
09:21Right?
09:23Daryl said cool man.
09:25He called me a cool man.
09:30You know, I really do think it would be worth it to pull over and just take ten minutes to
09:34eat.
09:35Yeah.
09:36The thing is, Pam, I'm gonna be eating while I'm driving, so I might as well get good at it.
09:40Brake lights.
09:41Brake lights.
09:42Brake lights!
09:42Brake lights!
09:44Woo!
09:45Woo!
09:49How are you gonna eat?
09:51I'm good.
09:53I'm just saying, what does it imply in this country when a white person shares a
09:57housing ancestor with a black person?
09:58You think that Andy's family owned slaves?
10:00Well, somebody owned somebody, and I don't think anybody would buy an Andy.
10:06Dear Michelle, how are you?
10:09I am fine.
10:10My name is Andrew Bernard, and I recently discovered that we are related.
10:13I want you to know that the rest of the family is so proud of you for all that you
10:18have achieved.
10:19As for me, I am currently branch manager of a very exciting and dynamic paper company.
10:25Yes, you guessed it, the famous Dunder Mifflin.
10:29If you'd like to meet, I can come to DC any Saturday except October 20th due to a previous commitment.
10:35Hope, and I wrote that in all caps, to see you soon.
10:40But again, not on the 20th.
10:43Love, Andy Bernard.
10:46I throat rip.
10:48Forth agendac.
10:49You throat rip.
10:50Forth agendi.
10:52He, she, it throat rips.
10:53Forth agendac.
10:54More of a barbaric growl.
10:56Forth agendac.
10:57Louder, you're shouting it from the back of a horse.
10:59Forth agendac!
11:00It is such a passionate language.
11:03A lot more shouting and spitting than French.
11:07But if Andy and I ever rent a place on the Dothraki coast, I won't stick out as a tourist.
11:12Pretty crazy about Andy and Michelle Obama, huh?
11:15Yeah.
11:17It's almost unbelievable.
11:20What?
11:21Well, you know how Andy has been really salting my onions lately?
11:25Sure.
11:27Well, when he asked me to look up his ancestry online, I remember that news story about Michelle
11:31Obama having white relatives, and I just knew he would eat that up.
11:36So he's not related to Michelle Obama?
11:39I barely know how to turn on my computer.
11:45Nellie's pretty fearless.
11:47And I think she might be maybe even almost sort of fun.
11:56Well, if there's another explanation, I don't really see what it could possibly be.
12:01What's going on here?
12:03I'm related to the First Lady, okay?
12:05Get over it.
12:07I still need weekly status reports for most of you, so can we get back to work, please?
12:12Get back to work.
12:17Andy! Andy! Andy! No!
12:18Oh, I would be very polite today.
12:21Why, is it Employees Day or something? I cannot keep track of these BS holidays.
12:25Your connection to Michelle Obama has certain negative connotations.
12:30Most likely, your family were slave owners.
12:35Does anyone else think it's possible that I come from slave owners?
12:43Whoa.
12:44That person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament.
12:51Hey, Mom, it's Andy. Give me a call when you get a chance.
12:53Got a quick question for you.
12:54Uh, no big deal. Just about America's national shame. Thanks. Bye.
12:59Where were we?
13:01Uh, yes, okay, your productivity thing.
13:05Yes, yes, yes.
13:06Great. Ooh, spreadsheets. Yum, yum.
13:09I included some time-saving ideas.
13:11Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm a teensy bit distracted right now.
13:15Look, Andy, even if your ancestors did on slaves, it wouldn't be your fault.
13:19This is only weird if you make it weird.
13:22Right on, brother.
13:25Word down.
13:30Oscar, is that a Paul Smith tie? The Senator loves them.
13:34Oh, does he?
13:36Yeah, they're really expensive.
13:39Really?
13:40Well, this was a gift, uh, from my wealthy aunt, Doubtfire.
13:52Uh...
13:53Ador.
13:54Dalas.
13:56Kazim.
13:58Dalas.
13:59Does anyone here have fermented mare's milk?
14:06Hey, Aaron.
14:08Oh, okay. Sorry.
14:14Akat Vindalak. Nakis. Literally. Small. Double stab.
14:18How do you say shut the hell up? I'm on a sales call.
14:21Oh, pop quiz. Dothraki word for shirt.
14:25Oh, um...
14:26Trick question. There isn't one. They don't wear shirts.
14:29Oh, God. Why are you always soaking wet?
14:32It's normal.
14:35Hey...
14:36Ha.
14:38Jadrokovak.
14:40Does that mean gym?
14:42No. It means...
14:47What? Ew!
14:50You're gonna have to bleep that.
14:52Ribbit, ribbit.
14:53Oh!
14:54Ribbit, ribbit.
14:57Jadrokovak.
14:59Oh, still, it must be great to have something else going on outside of work.
15:02Yeah. Turn signal.
15:04It's exciting to be painting again. Those are the wipers.
15:07So, it's just...
15:08There you go. Yeah.
15:11Yeah, things get so busy with the kids' red light
15:13that it's nice to have that creative outlet.
15:15Red light, red light, red, red.
15:20That is brilliant, Pam.
15:22I'd love to see some of your work.
15:23Well, since we're stopped at a light,
15:26here is...
15:28the mural I did for Angela's baby.
15:32That is amazing, Pam.
15:34Oh, I love the lion in the tuxedo.
15:38Angela insisted that all the animals be fully clothed.
15:43Hey, y'all.
15:44I think you could turn in those status reports by four, preferably.
15:49Or whenever.
15:51I'll take whenever.
15:52Hey, ooh.
15:56That was my old peer, Stanley.
15:59You keep up the hard work that we're paying you a decent wage for.
16:03Andy.
16:05Remember what we said about making it weird?
16:07Yes, I do.
16:07You're making it weird.
16:08Yes, I am.
16:11Where's my mom?
16:13Hey, has anyone turned in their status reports up here?
16:17Voss.
16:20So, no.
16:22Do you think maybe you could remind people I'm trying to downplay the whole bossy boss thing today?
16:26Because of your slaves.
16:27Yeah.
16:27Not my slaves.
16:29My ancestors.
16:31Maybe.
16:32Probably not.
16:33Well, if it makes you feel any better, the Dothraki word for slave master,
16:38Otzafrok, is a term of respect.
16:41I'm learning how to speak Dothraki.
16:44Color you impressed?
16:45That you're learning a made-up language from HBO's Game of Thrones?
16:49I have a lot going on today.
16:52But this was a great nerd out.
16:57Dwight, you didn't tell me you were teaching me a fake language.
16:59People laughed at Klingon at first, and now you can major in it.
17:04Now Andy thinks I'm a loser.
17:05I can only imagine what he's going to tell his acapella buddies at their next Skype and Sing.
17:13Hi, guys.
17:14Hey, boss.
17:15I am so thirsty.
17:17Can I have a scoop of water?
17:19Yeah.
17:19But you don't have to ask me.
17:24Ha-ha.
17:25Okay.
17:25Great.
17:26Very funny.
17:26I get it.
17:27Just because my ancestors happened to be...
17:37Very funny, Kevin. Changed my ringtone.
17:39Very funny.
17:40I liked the original song on my ringtone.
17:43Which, you may remember, was Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes by Paul Simon.
17:48Featuring...
17:49Ladysmith...
17:50African-American...
17:52Mombazo.
17:57I'm having the worst day ever.
18:00Thanks a lot, slavery.
18:04Why does this stuff always happen to me?
18:09So unfair.
18:14Upside to the new job?
18:15I've got some new hobbies, like boxing.
18:18I'll just go with the heavy bag for hours.
18:21Sometimes they gotta pull me off.
18:23Good.
18:24Very good.
18:27Oh, no!
18:29Here, it's a text from Andy.
18:32New special proj.
18:33Need fam tree for ev buddy.
18:35Really dig up dirt ASAP.
18:37And then in parenthesis, he wrote out as soon as possible.
18:40Hmm.
18:41God.
18:43Looks like it's pretend-y time again.
18:45Right back.
18:47Looking for dirt.
18:49Oh, can I help?
18:51We could say someone is related to, um, Tonya Harding.
18:55Pam, I'm related to Tonya Harding.
18:59Oh, gee, I'm...
19:00No, I'm just practicing my lying.
19:03I love it.
19:04Brilliant.
19:06What should we say about Jim?
19:08Um...
19:09Oh, I'll say he's related to Richard Nixon.
19:11It's an inside joke.
19:12He looks really Nixon-y when he wakes up.
19:14My ex behaved like Nixon.
19:16All of the lying.
19:17None of the sexual charisma.
19:20I just made a joke then.
19:22I'm sorry.
19:23It's just, um...
19:25I actually do have this weird feeling that there's something Jim isn't telling me.
19:28Oh, no.
19:30Oh, an affair.
19:31It is always an affair.
19:34Jim?
19:34No.
19:36How can you be sure?
19:38Because he just loves me too much.
19:41You're a cocky little thing, aren't you, Pam?
19:52Hey, everyone.
19:53I'd like to invite you all to a meeting in the conference room.
19:56Nothing too serious.
19:58Super casual.
19:58In fact, I don't even want to call it a meeting.
20:00Let's call it a hangout sesh.
20:03Not that casual, Meredith.
20:07Really?
20:12I thought I would begin by re-announcing the promotion I made a couple of weeks ago.
20:18Still holding the esteemed position of assistant regional manager.
20:21And, fascinating side note, the first ever African-American to ever hold this post.
20:29The amazing Daryl Philbin!
20:35Is any new business going to be discussed at this meeting?
20:38Yes.
20:39Actually, there is.
20:40I've done a little genealogy research of my own.
20:44Turns out I'm not the only one with a few skeletons in the old family closet.
20:48For example, Phyllis' great-great-grandmother was responsible for spreading cholera to the United States.
20:56Ew.
20:56Kevin is related to both John Wayne Gacy and John Wayne Bobbitt.
21:02And John Wayne?
21:04No.
21:05Not that I see here.
21:06Wayne Johnson?
21:07The Rock?
21:08You mean Dwayne?
21:10And no.
21:11But Toby's got some entertainers in the family.
21:13All sideshow's worth, it turns out.
21:15Including a pinhead, a giantess, two bearded ladies, and a duck boy.
21:22A lot of conditions like that could be treated with modern medicine.
21:26What about Jim Halpert?
21:27Uh-oh.
21:28Turns out, distant relative of the reviled Richard Nixon.
21:32Pam always says they look like Nixon.
21:34That's crazy, right?
21:36I mean, there's nothing there.
21:39True.
21:44Oh, no.
21:46Creed's great-grandfather once held up a saloon.
21:48No, that was me.
21:49Disney Frontierland, 1992.
21:52Dwight's grandfather was a member of the Bund,
21:55which is not technically the same thing as the Nazi Party.
21:59So...
22:00I was gonna say it was a tax evader.
22:02Oh.
22:04I was joking about that whole Bund thing.
22:07Oh, the look on your faces.
22:12And Meredith is a blood relative of Lizzie Borden.
22:14Cool!
22:16Stop it. Stop it. You're frightening me.
22:18Andy, could you call this meeting just to talk junk about our families?
22:22Yeah, that, you're being really mean.
22:24Yeah, Andy.
22:24No, I'm proving a point, okay?
22:26We all have ancestors who may have done horrible things in the past,
22:30but it's in the past, and it's not our fault.
22:32So we don't have to talk about it.
22:34The difference is, Andy, that you're the only one here still benefiting
22:38from the terrible things your ancestors did.
22:41Might have done, and how do you figure?
22:44Your family's rich.
22:45I have to believe that a big part of the Bernard fortune was earned on the backs of slaves.
22:49You know, there's nothing wrong with being successful in America, Oscar.
22:52I'm not gonna apologize for my family's wealth.
22:55That wealth could one day benefit society.
22:58If capital gains are ever taxed at the same rate as earned income.
23:01Andy, maybe we should...
23:02You know, no, you know what? I don't see money.
23:04If you were to ask me who's the richest person in this office,
23:06I'd be like, gee, I don't know, Erin?
23:08Even though she's obviously the poorest.
23:11What? You're poorer than me?
23:13Yeah.
23:14Right!
23:17Okay. Kevin did that.
23:19I do not wish I was in Dixie.
23:22Hey, Mom. How are ya?
23:23Did any Bernards ever own a plantation in the South?
23:29She said no. Take that.
23:31Follow-up question.
23:32Did any Bernards ever make money in an unsavory way?
23:41I just asked you, why didn't you just say that?
23:44Okay, stop. Stop.
23:46Stop talking. Stop talking. That's...
23:48No. I don't want to know that.
23:50Okay. You're interrupting a meeting. I have to go.
23:53Love you. Bye.
23:55Well, turns out the Bernards of yore did not own slaves.
23:59Really?
23:59We merely transported them.
24:02Which, at worst, makes us amoral middlemen.
24:11There is no one in.
24:11My mom had a year.
24:13My mom had a year.
24:14My mom had a year.
24:14When I was a year.
24:16When I was a year.
24:18When I was a year.
24:22Yo, D-Dawg, I need your help.
24:24I'm trying to think of things I can say that make it sound like I had a more difficult childhood
24:27than I actually had.
24:28You're going to po-mouth.
24:29Exactly. Help me po-mouth, Daryl.
24:31Actually, Andy, you promised me five minutes to talk about productivity suggestions.
24:35What if I said that my dad beat me and I just left out the croquet of it all?
24:40Or I could just go all the way and say I grew up in an apartment, or is that too
24:44crazy?
24:45That could work.
24:47Let's see.
24:48I saved 90 seconds brushing my teeth in the shower.
24:52Another 10 seconds putting my shoes and coat next to the door.
24:55I'm checking email list, so that's got to be at least another three minutes.
24:59But I lost four hours of Andy feeling weird about his ancestors.
25:03So in summary, I have no actual control of my life.
25:06You know, Daryl, this is textbook assistant regional manager stuff here,
25:10and I feel like I'm doing all the heavy lifting.
25:13I'm coming up with all the ideas here.
25:15Going full-woke.
25:16Daryl, this is the first time I'm doing all the heavy lifting.
25:17Okay.
25:19Okay.
25:25Good.
25:26Good, and...
25:39You doing all right, man?
25:42I'm done.
25:44I've got to get out of here.
25:46Yeah.
25:48Not the easiest day to be assistant regional manager.
25:51It's not just today.
25:52It's every day.
25:54Seemed like the better title I have, the stupider my job gets.
25:57Oh, come on.
25:58It can always get better, right?
26:01Hmm.
26:01Yeah, right.
26:03No, I'm serious.
26:05There's always something better.
26:07Like what?
26:09Like hypothetically, if I said that there was another job that you and I could both have.
26:17What kind of job?
26:19Something cool, like sports marketing, or...
26:24Does that sound like something you'd be into?
26:26Hell yeah.
26:26Right?
26:27That sounds awesome.
26:28Okay, but wait.
26:28What if I told you that it was in Philly?
26:30So you'd have to...
26:31I love Philly.
26:32Right?
26:33It's not even a thought.
26:34Not even a thought.
26:35It's not even that far away.
26:36I could still commute.
26:38Exactly.
26:39Exactly.
26:40All right.
26:43What?
26:43Wait, wait, wait.
26:44So what?
26:44Is this happening?
26:45Oh, it's happening.
26:47Let's just keep it between you and me for right now.
26:49Okay.
26:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:49All right?
26:50Yeah, yeah.
26:50For sure.
26:50For sure.
26:51Man, it paves into it.
26:54We've got to have a talk about it, but I think that she's...
26:56I think she understands what this is.
26:59Oh, come on, man.
26:59I thought you had something real.
27:00What?
27:01No, no, no.
27:01Come on.
27:02This is real.
27:03It's not real until your wife is on board.
27:10Yes, Pam and I did decide together that I would not take the job, so...
27:15Thank you, Brian, for reminding me.
27:20So what did you want to show me?
27:21That is quite an ugly wall, isn't it?
27:25Yeah.
27:26It's really ugly.
27:27Needs something, doesn't it?
27:29I'm thinking a mural.
27:33You mean me?
27:34Yes, you.
27:36You are so talented.
27:38It's going to be my next special project.
27:40Hiring Scranton's most dangerous young muralist to paint the warehouse wall.
27:44Oh, my God.
27:45I love it.
27:47Nellie, this is brilliant.
27:50Hey.
27:50Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
27:54Anything you have to say to her, you can say to me.
27:57She never loved you.
27:58What?
27:58No, I got this.
27:59This is, okay.
28:01This is his fault.
28:02It is not your fault.
28:03I'm going to find you someone better and rich.
28:07And Filipino.
28:09But we'll break that to her later.
28:13You know what this is all about.
28:15Yeah.
28:16You too, huh?
28:18Yeah.
28:21Go on.
28:22Spill it.
28:24Tell her all the gory details, you snake.
28:28Hey.
28:29He deserves this.
28:31And he said I could get in on it, too.
28:35Yeah.
28:38Oh, Pam, no.
28:40Oh, I can't bet he won't say it.
28:42I don't know what I was so worried about.
28:44I have the best wife in the world.
28:48I still can't believe he didn't tell me.
28:55I'm sure he'll understand.
28:57Daryl's your friend.
28:59Yeah, it's just...
29:01We're from such different backgrounds.
29:04And I don't know if you can ever get past that.
29:06Are you kidding me?
29:07Oh, you totally can.
29:10This is going to sound stupid,
29:12but there's a saying from the Dothraki Book of Proverbs,
29:16and it goes like this.
29:18Wolves and horses live different lives,
29:20but if you stew them long enough,
29:22they taste the same.
29:25So...
29:26Wolves and horses.
29:28Hmm.
29:29Hmm.
29:31I guess we do taste the same.
29:33Right?
29:36Dothraki isn't the most useful language to speak,
29:39but you really study it for the literature.
29:47I was helping Nellie drive...
29:50Do you not care?
29:57Fornos, check.
29:59Dothraki, check.
30:04I like that guy.
30:07We should hook him up with Meredith.
30:09Hmm.
30:18Or do you want to talk to me on stage.
30:30Oh, no.
30:30Oh, no way.
30:31I think it's funny.
30:31No way.
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