00:00The other thing I watched, and I can't believe I watched it,
00:03I turned it on about 25 minutes in,
00:07and then I did not turn it off until the guy got to the top of the building.
00:11Did you see that guy climb that building in Taipei?
00:14Yeah, I saw it.
00:15Yeah, I didn't see it live.
00:17I went back and watched it.
00:18Dude, I watched that big live.
00:20Yeah, that was crazy.
00:21I thought he was going to die.
00:22That's why I didn't watch it.
00:23I didn't want to see a man fall off a building.
00:25When I heard about this, and then it got delayed a day because of weather.
00:28It got delayed.
00:29It was supposed to be Friday.
00:30It got moved to Saturday night because it was raining in Taipei.
00:32But here's what's interesting about you and I.
00:34You didn't want to watch it because you didn't want to see the guy fall
00:38like 1,400 feet to his death.
00:41That's why I did watch it.
00:43I was sure he was going to die.
00:44But that's why I watched it.
00:46Yeah.
00:46I watched it because once you see the guy climb like a 100-foot section
00:52of the building, then it's just on repeat.
00:55It's just the same thing over and over again.
00:56I want β and look, I feel bad thinking this.
01:00The guy's wife was there.
01:01There were a lot of people watching him live.
01:03But the reason I watched it was the same reason I used to watch Evel Knievel.
01:09I don't want to see Evel Knievel clear the buses and land.
01:13I want Evel Knievel to hit the bus and break every bone in his body.
01:18That's why I watched it.
01:20So it's a little disappointing.
01:21No, I was almost sure that man was going to die.
01:25Okay?
01:26I was sure.
01:27I was like, I'll watch it.
01:28But I'll watch it after the fact when I know he didn't die.
01:33Oh.
01:33Now, to be honest, though.
01:34Yeah, but then it's Anakin acting, isn't it?
01:36I probably would have watched it if I had known he died just to see him fall.
01:42I probably would have watched it.
01:43Hold on.
01:43If you know he doesn't fall and he successfully climbs the very tippy tip of the building in Taipei there,
01:51at that point, there's no reason to watch it.
01:54Like, the only reason to watch it is to see if he does fall.
01:59If you know he doesn't fall, why would you watch it after that?
02:03Because that guy is a superstar athlete in his own way.
02:07That guy, I like to see the pursuit of man doing great things.
02:11Okay?
02:12He made it to the top of the building.
02:15Yes, but you knew that.
02:16And he could have failed.
02:16I just didn't want him to die.
02:18But I didn't want him to die.
02:20Well, it's not you wanted him to die.
02:21He could have failed.
02:22But the only reason to watch it was the prospect of, is he going to fall?
02:30Once you know he made it, at that point, there's no reason to watch it.
02:34Because, like, I'm watching.
02:36And other than El Duncan, yo, being a motor mouth and not shutting up and ruining the broadcast for all of us.
02:43It was an hour and a half, though.
02:45Dude, it's still not stopping.
02:47Stop talking.
02:48Let the pictures tell the story.
02:50I don't think of you, all right?
02:52El Duncan, ugh.
02:54In any event, I'm watching it with a certain sense of agita.
02:58Because it's windy.
03:00Because a couple places towards the very top, he's just freeholding.
03:04And his legs aren't touching the building.
03:06And I'm like, oh, my God.
03:08This is going to be where he falls.
03:10And I moved a little closer to the television set.
03:13If I know he makes it, then I can't watch it with the same emotion.
03:18And, frankly, I would have been robbed of a great TV night.
03:21So, let's go.
03:22Here we go, mΓ£e.
03:22Here we go, 1.
03:24Let's go.
03:25Okay.
03:26Here we go.
03:26You're gonna have to believe it ΡΠ΅ΠΌ phrase.
03:28Okay?
03:28Here we go.
03:29Let's go.
03:30Okay.
03:30Here we go.
03:31Here we go.
03:33Here we go.
03:37Great.
03:38Okay.
03:39So, yeah.
03:40Here we go.
03:43Here we go.
03:44By going.
03:46Here we go.
03:46Woo.
03:47Here we go.
03:48Hi.
03:48Here we go.
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