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00:00Oh, good.
00:08My rosary beads didn't dampen your appetite.
00:11You and I have a big problem.
00:13Oh, no.
00:14Tell me.
00:14Without me, Dr. Lorraine Colavito's not a doctor.
00:17She's not a therapist.
00:19She's a small-time drug dealer.
00:21That was all you?
00:22She didn't even have a hat.
00:24Wowsville.
00:25Walt, I left a tube of ointment on your nightstand.
00:28You're the best, Nance.
00:31I chafe easily.
00:32What are we going to do about it?
00:34What, you got to ask?
00:36We're going to make it right.
00:37I'm half this business.
00:39Actually, 70-30.
00:40I could put that hat on a donkey.
00:41Enough said.
00:42Authorship is what makes capitalism work.
00:45Otherwise, we're just China.
00:46Damn right.
00:47Here's what I suggest.
00:49You and I don't leave this room
00:52until we have hammered out a deal
00:55that works for you
00:57and works for me.
01:00What about Lorraine?
01:02What about her?
01:05You...
01:06What's that?
01:07Where's Anthony?
01:21Mom, take him to school.
01:23Good.
01:23We need to talk.
01:25That's usually my line.
01:26Here.
01:26She's got to go.
01:27After what she just went through?
01:28You want to just throw her out?
01:30I want to take her to a dog hospital
01:31and put her down.
01:32Danny, no one could have seen this coming.
01:34No one?
01:35How many of your stepdads does she bury?
01:36She stays.
01:37Oh, is that it?
01:38Sandra, she caused a murder-suicide.
01:40What's it going to take?
01:41I can't explain it to you.
01:42You didn't grow up with a real family.
01:44Yeah, I grew up in a foster home.
01:46And you know what I learned?
01:46Thank God for child protective services.
01:48Oh, hi.
01:52Hi.
01:53I'll be in my room.
01:55Look at her.
01:56She's devastated.
01:58Oh, yeah.
01:59She's Jackie Kennedy with brains all over her dress.
02:02Pack her in a box, call you P.S.
02:05She got to go.
02:08Danny?
02:10No.
02:12Fuck.
02:18Oh, wonderful.
02:25We're on TV.
02:28Have you never been alone?
02:32Have you never tried?
02:36To find the comfort from inside you?
02:44Have you never been alone?
02:45What?
02:52Barked outside stately Mononga Manor?
02:55Oh, thank God.
02:56I'll be right down.
03:00Have you never been alone?
03:04Have you ever tried?
03:07Grandma!
03:08I gotta go!
03:10Have a nice day.
03:13Diddy poof.
03:13No, not yet.
03:14Great.
03:15So he'll do it on my watch.
03:17Easy with the wet wipes.
03:18They don't flush.
03:20Huh.
03:21Huh.
03:21Huh.
03:22For so many years, I prayed for a man to come along who wasn't bossy and opinionated.
03:26And look at this.
03:28My prayers have been answered.
03:30Next time, I'll be more specific.
03:36Hey.
03:38How's Frank?
03:39Constipated.
03:40How are things in Death Valley?
03:41I gotta get rid of Sandra's mother.
03:44Word to the wise.
03:46Make it look like an accident.
03:51Right.
03:52So you got Texans minus three, Jets plus seven.
03:54Good luck with that one.
03:55And you want to parlay Vikings Packers over 51 with Seattle Tampa Bay under 47?
04:00You got it, honey.
04:02500 on each.
04:03You're down.
04:04You have a nice voice.
04:05No, I don't.
04:06Any chance you might want to hook up tonight?
04:08What?
04:08No.
04:09You sure?
04:10Got a place in the colony, right on the beach.
04:13Do a couple of lines, watch the sunset.
04:15That's a really nice offer, but I'm seeing somebody.
04:17So am I.
04:18So you're okay that I'm 67 years old?
04:22Good luck, 112.
04:25You got bets for me?
04:27Yeah, here.
04:27Jeez, it's like a ransom note.
04:31Where'd you learn to write?
04:32Well, if you want, I can enter it.
04:33No, I got it.
04:35So, any word from our Orange County connection?
04:38Why?
04:39What do you mean, why?
04:39You made him our partner.
04:41So?
04:41So it's not a weird question if words have been exchanged.
04:44I haven't heard from him.
04:51Where's my sugar-free Red Bull?
04:53I drank it.
04:53Did you see my name on it?
04:54As a matter of fact, I did.
04:57Here's the action I took this morning.
05:00Oh.
05:01See, Hector, this is what a grown-up's handwriting looks like.
05:05Where's my brother?
05:07He's on the call.
05:08Murder-suicide, Sandra.
05:09Murder-suicide.
05:11I saw him on TV this morning.
05:13The dope was waving at the helicopter.
05:16How you been doing?
05:18I'm okay.
05:19A little lonely.
05:20I'm sorry.
05:21Now, between Grandma and Frank, I'm kind of overwhelmed.
05:25You could pick up the phone.
05:26Oh, please, don't start with me.
05:28Oh, when I start with you, you'll know.
05:34We're out of hand soap.
05:35Do I look like the fucking janitor?
05:37Hey, there they are.
05:39My dream team.
05:43What?
05:43They call them the Cleveland Browns, but when they bite the pillow Monday night in Steel
05:50City, I'm going to call them my biatch.
05:53That's right, y'all.
05:54We are snorting all the points with Pittsburgh, right?
05:58And when you get paid, don't forget to smash that like button and show respect, all right?
06:03This is my Laco from Rocco AFC North Divisional Home Dog Game of the Year.
06:09God damn it!
06:11The fuck?
06:12I'm on air!
06:16Really?
06:16I'm about to go live with my picks.
06:18Then pay us and we'll get out of your way.
06:20Just let me finish and I'll give you your money.
06:23He has picks.
06:24It's like you selling birth control.
06:26All right, Laco Rocco Nation.
06:30You know I'm on fuego with my totals.
06:3217 and 1.
06:34What?
06:34What?
06:35It's unprecedented.
06:37It's documented.
06:39It's fermented.
06:41Okay, listen.
06:42Sunday afternoon, you got the two best offenses in the game.
06:45Dallas and Detroit.
06:46Motor City and America's team.
06:48Now Vegas put this at a whopping 57.
06:52What?
06:53What?
06:54But John Q Public ain't scared.
06:56Those fucking idiots pushed it to 58.
06:59That's why you and me, listen, shh, you and me, listen, we're going to feed from the contrarian
07:05side of the buffet.
07:07We're going under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under,
07:11under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under.
07:14Sell the wife, sell the kids, sell the house, sell the swing seven, fuck the nanny, and put
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07:23Smash that like button and subscribe, subscribe.
07:27Platinum Paywall members, this means you.
07:30Don't wake up Monday morning with a soggy dick in your hand and be like, I should have
07:33listened to Rocco.
07:35No, you listen now.
07:36Do what I tell you.
07:38Now.
07:38Laco Rocco out.
07:40What'd you think?
07:46I think he owe us 42 grand.
07:49Fuck.
07:52Mom!
07:52Mom!
08:01You do realize we're sitting on a lot of fresh cash.
08:04Time to call Lurch?
08:06I got nothing better.
08:10Mr. Colavito, how can I help you, sir?
08:14We have some more cash that needs to find a home.
08:17I'm sure that we can get that done.
08:19How's tomorrow?
08:20Actually, I am currently in Sacramento putting your initial investment to work.
08:25It's Monday.
08:26See you then.
08:28Is that a monkey?
08:30No, that is a child with some sort of protective headgear, poor thing.
08:34See you on Monday.
08:35Bye.
08:36Bye.
08:38Me.
08:40Sounding like a monkey, hmm?
08:47What the fuck?
08:59Are you kidding me?
09:01No, no.
09:14Walt, we got a problem.
09:16Son of a bitch.
09:19Who knew about this?
09:21You, me, and Hector.
09:25Hector.
09:25Hector.
09:25Oh, shit.
09:35Oh, shit, indeed.
09:36Did you tell anybody about this?
09:37No.
09:38Well, I didn't.
09:39This is what I get for working with amateurs.
09:40Hey, I'm not the problem here.
09:42You're saying I am?
09:44Well, one of you two assholes shot your mouth off, and now we're out of business.
09:48There's only one asshole here.
09:49It's her.
09:50Oh, children.
09:52Fucking children.
09:54God.
10:00You're a disgrace to the hat.
10:06Oh, shit.
10:07What?
10:08That's Janelle's rye.
10:09Who's Janelle?
10:10Maybe mama number two.
10:11You told her where you live?
10:13Fuck no!
10:14I'll tell you what.
10:17I'll go in your house if you go in mine.
10:21Look at that arm.
10:24Good job, baby.
10:26Oh, there you go.
10:28Good job.
10:31Hey.
10:32This is a nice surprise.
10:34It is, isn't it?
10:35I think we got a quarterback here, Rayfield.
10:38Well, I was hoping he grows up to be a Jewish lawyer.
10:40When were you going to tell me you were living in Brentwood?
10:42Let's go say hi to Frank.
10:45He makes boom boom in his diaper, too.
10:51I'm living in Brentwood.
10:53While me and your son are living on Pico Boulevard?
10:55Ain't nothing wrong with Pico.
10:56I got a registered sex offender living downstairs.
10:59What you want from me, Janelle?
11:00I'm trying to give my grandma a good life.
11:02Yeah, well, my attorney said that Ray Jr. is entitled to the same standard of living as his father.
11:06You talked to an attorney?
11:08What'd I just say?
11:08We had an agreement.
11:09An attorney's going to want to know what I do for a living.
11:11We pulled that thread.
11:12We'll all be out on the street.
11:13You're going to stand there and tell me this is fair?
11:15Life ain't fair, Janelle.
11:17We had a one-night stand.
11:19It was a three-day weekend.
11:20We were both consenting adults.
11:21I was still in high school.
11:25You know what?
11:26Maybe I should just call your other baby mamas and give them your new address.
11:33Check inmate, motherfucker.
11:35Kid, give me one I can hit.
11:39Right about there.
11:39That's where I like them.
11:44Hey.
11:45Hey.
11:48You busy?
11:50Why?
11:50You need help pack them?
11:52I need you to hear me out.
11:54The longest one I ever saw.
11:56I am so sorry for what happened, and I know that there's no words that can ever make it right.
12:06Goodbye is a word.
12:07Oh, Danny.
12:08You have no idea how many times I've replayed the events of the last few days.
12:12Maybe if I'd worn something more sensible, cool side.
12:15That's your fix?
12:17Hide the goodies?
12:18I don't know.
12:20I'm trying to make sense of this.
12:22It's a great tragedy.
12:23Come on.
12:24Could you just move this along?
12:25I want to get drunk, stumble into the pool, hit my head, and die.
12:28Give me another chance.
12:30I can help with Anthony, Sandra.
12:33How?
12:34Well, Anthony, as you know, is a very special child.
12:36No, not Anthony.
12:38Sandra.
12:38Well, that's easy.
12:40I mean, aside from my peccadillo, you two have been getting along pretty well, right?
12:45I guess.
12:46The walls are thin.
12:47I haven't heard any harsh words.
12:49No, not really.
12:51How are things in the bedroom?
12:54Okay.
12:55The walls are thin for a couple of your age.
12:57They're fantastic.
12:59Yeah, all right.
13:00So what's different?
13:02You're saying it's you.
13:03I'm saying I have a leveling effect on my daughter.
13:07When I'm not around, she's had a tendency to go to extremes.
13:11Like?
13:12Oh, I don't know.
13:13She was briefly engaged to a guy on death row.
13:16You're kidding.
13:17And, of course, there's the time that she smuggled drugs in her snapper.
13:21Jesus!
13:21You thought you married Marie Osmond?
13:23I knew there was stuff, but, Marron, fuck!
13:26Trust me.
13:28You want me around.
13:29You mind if I tell Sandra that you staying is my idea?
13:36I wouldn't have it any other way.
13:38You know, I was just thinking, maybe we just write off what happened with the neighbors as an anomaly and give your mother a break.
13:55Did she say anything to you?
13:57No, I'm just trying to do the right thing.
14:01Oh, Danny.
14:03I have no big deal.
14:08Sorry.
14:10Who do you know in Costa Rica?
14:11An offshore book.
14:13I want to do some business.
14:14You need to take that?
14:17Nah.
14:17What do you think?
14:23You want to give your bad dog a bone?
14:25Yes, I do very much.
14:27Come on.
14:27You can talk dirtier than that.
14:29I can't.
14:30I get embarrassed.
14:31Just try.
14:33Okay.
14:36Fuck you, dog.
14:37No.
14:37Not like that.
14:38Like, like, I'm going to fuck you so hard I'll destroy your pussy.
14:43Is that what you want?
14:44Well, no, not literally.
14:45It's just dirty talk.
14:47It's fun.
14:48All right.
14:51I'm so mad at your pussy.
14:53I want to mess it up.
14:54You can just take your bathing suit.
14:55Yeah, okay.
14:57What's my mean old pussy going to do if I can't pay?
15:01Oh, you don't want to know.
15:03Yes, I do.
15:04Okay, give me that.
15:06Oh, Danny, for God's sake, just say you're going to fuck me.
15:08One fucking coming at you.
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16:35I figured I'd take the high road, less traffic.
16:44I don't know if it's the high road, but I worked things out with Janelle.
16:47What, did you make it look like an accident?
16:48No, I offered to come let her live in the guest house.
16:50You're going to live with your ex-girlfriend, and she's going to see you coming and going?
16:53Is this the guest house?
16:55It has its own entrance?
16:57Oh, fuck me.
16:59Maybe you could go live on Pico.
17:00Ray Bill!
17:01Ray Bill!
17:02Aw, damn.
17:04I gotta go wipe Dookie off an old man's ass.
17:08Poor bastard.
17:14I wonder if I can fuck again.
17:18What's going on?
17:20He's gone, Raphael.
17:22The Lord took him.
17:24He's with the angels now.
17:26Why are you holding the pillow?
17:29I'm not.
17:32I'm not.
17:52I'm not.
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