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A bank robber comes to the island to hide from the authorities and holds the castaways prisoner while he waits for his boat after his cover is blown.
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00:00Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
00:07That started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship
00:12The mate was a mighty sailing man, the skipper brave and sure
00:17Five passengers set sail that day for a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour
00:24The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed
00:31If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost
00:38The ships aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
00:43With Gilligan, the skipper too, the millionaire and his wife
00:51The movie star and the rest are here on Gilligan's Oil
01:01Typically a single ship is rolled over, the ship was brought to you
01:06The ship was brought to you, only the shore of this ocean
01:12But you have to ride to you
01:14If you stand in the shore of this ocean, the sea after a shrine
01:19The sea with the sea with the sea in the sea
01:20The seas of the sea with the sea, the sea with the sea
01:22The sea was brought to you
01:26what a fall boss half a million bucks i'm well aware of the contents gates
01:50boy you you sure know how to pick a hideout boss why this little old island ain't even on the maps
01:59precisely uncharted uninhabited a perfect place to relax while the police conduct their
02:05investigation i'll be back for you real soon boss you boys take the sea spray back into the
02:10regular shipping lanes as soon as possible so the coast guard will spot you huh now once the
02:14sea spray has been boarded and searched you come back here pick me up and we go to south america
02:19i gotta hand it to you boss now look you got everything well let's see foodstuffs cooking
02:26utensils bedroll a large deposit from the monarch bank and a good friend you got everything i'll see you
02:34ladies what's for breakfast
02:41take a wild guess and try coconut
02:45well never mind just dig in but skipper it's always coconut sliced coconut diced coconut
02:52baked coconut fried coconut coconut coconut coconut coconut stuff we're gonna have a special treat
02:56i use it for thanksgiving dinner what's that coconut coconut coconut
03:02oh
03:05i smell bacon
03:08sure you do gilligan
03:11what's that coconut cic
03:17oh
03:18oh
03:19It smells bacon, too.
03:20See?
03:21Now, unfortunately, it's just a figment of our imagination.
03:24Yeah?
03:25Well, my figment smells just the way I like it.
03:27Well done and crisp.
03:31Gilligan!
03:32Over here, Skipper.
03:35Listen, little buddy.
03:36If we want to eat something besides coconuts every day,
03:38we're going to have to hustle up some other kind of food.
03:40I'm all set.
03:41I'm going to pick some dates.
03:42With a bow and arrow?
03:43Well, it's a sense we can't climb these trees,
03:45so I figured I'd just shoot them down.
03:47Oh, brother.
03:48Well, certainly, Gilligan.
03:49And if you're real careful,
03:50maybe you can shoot the pits out of them at the same time.
03:52I bet it works.
03:53Watch.
03:54Gilligan, you've pulled some pretty funny stunts on this island.
03:57Don't move.
04:00Ow!
04:01Look, Skipper.
04:02Look at them all.
04:03Oh, dates and dates and dates and dates.
04:05Little buddy, you did it.
04:07Yeah.
04:08Okay, I'll gather these up and take them back to camp.
04:09You go out and hunt some ore.
04:10But, Skipper, I shut them down, so I ought to take them back to camp.
04:12Gilligan?
04:13Like I was saying, I shut them down, so you ought to take them back to camp.
04:16Exactly.
04:17See you later.
04:18也 должна be that futile.
04:19Hold on.
04:20Let's go, see you later.
04:24Let's go.
04:54I did it. I got a hit. A direct hit. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Look at them all. Look at them all, mister. Look at them all. Look at them all. Oh, a big hit. Look, look, look. What are you doing here? Me? I was just about to ask you the same thing. I was shipwrecked. Amazing. That's just what happened to me. Shipwrecked. Barely made it to shore. I'm sure glad you made it. If you were shipwrecked, how come your clothes are not even wrinkled? Drip dry.
05:22Your shoes? Drip dry, too. I guess they're just drip drying everything back at home since we got shipwrecked. We? Yeah. There are other people on this island beside yourself? The skipper, the professor, Ginger, Marianne, Mr. and Mrs. Howell.
05:36I see. Oh, I don't know how your boat got wrecked. No boats ever come around here. Well, I was destined for an island somewhere in this vicinity. All the islands around here are uninhabited except for a few that have wild natives on them. Well, that's just it. I was heading for an island with wild natives. I was going to help them rid their island of tropical diseases. You see, I'm a doctor.
05:56Doctor? Doctor? Oh, boy, went a break having a doctor here on the island. Did you save many lives? Saved a few. Lost a few. Can't win them all.
06:09My name's Gilligan. I'm Jackson Farrell. Doctor. Jackson Farrell. Glad to meet you, sir. Come on back to camp. I'll introduce you to the rest. You'll like him. I know you will.
06:18I'm sure I will. Oh, I see you have a bow and arrow. Does that mean there are no guns on the island?
06:23Oh, we have guns. Oh? No bullets. I use this to shoot down dates. Quite right. That's how we met. Yeah, real fun. Just kind of get it like that and then you just kind of...
06:34Money. Gilligan. Money. Gilligan. Money, money, money. Now, wait a minute. Now, Gilligan, we're rich, rich, rich, rich. Gilligan, just a minute.
06:46Now, don't worry. I'll cut you in because you were here when I found it. Oh, boy. How did you get up there?
06:50Now, let me explain, Gilligan. You remember me telling you about the natives and the tropical diseases?
06:57Well, this money was part of the endowment to build a hospital on that island.
07:02Oh. Fortunately, I saved the sack before the boat went down.
07:07You mean people donated this money to you? That's a good way to put it. They donated it to you.
07:13Well, they sure was generous of them. Gilligan, you should have seen the way they handed it over to me.
07:18Mr. and Mrs. Howell?
07:23Here comes Gilligan with a man we've never seen before.
07:26Oh, I do. She wouldn't drop by with people. We're not even dressed.
07:29Mr. Howell, I'd like to have you meet Dr. Jackson Farrell.
07:32Dr. Howell, Maul.
07:33Doctor, you know, we're shooting pain.
07:37Have you had it before?
07:38Yes, yes.
07:39Well, you've got it again.
07:41He was shipwrecked just like us. He was on his way to an island to help the natives.
07:44You work with natives? That must be very rewarding.
07:46I'm going to go tell the others.
07:47Yes, yes, you do.
07:48Will you sit down, Doctor? Perhaps it's enjoyable.
07:49My lovely Mrs. Howell and myself.
07:52So you were wrecked our route to the island, huh?
07:54Yes, it came as quite a blow.
07:56I had great plans for the island.
07:58Modern hospital, latest technical equipment, lab.
08:02Oh, your laboratory.
08:03Well, hospitals happen to be one of our favorite charities.
08:06Lovey, remind me to send him a check.
08:08Will a few hundred thousand dollars be enough?
08:11A few hundred thousand?
08:13Well, of course, Doctor. Philanthropic work like yours must be encouraged.
08:17Native diseases so often affect the natives.
08:20Doctor, for that kind of money, could you possibly name a disease after us?
08:23Yes, not the run-of-the-mill disease, Doctor.
08:25Something a little special.
08:27For example, something like beriberi.
08:30Yes, yes. Perhaps you could call it howl-howl.
08:32Oh, Maul is thirsty.
08:34In that way, we'd each get separate billing.
08:36And he was washed up on the island just like we were.
08:42Oh, I'm so glad you was saved, Doctor.
08:44Oh, what a lucky break for us.
08:45In case any of us get sick, you can give us a shot.
08:47That's true.
08:48I might be able to give you a shot at that.
08:50He's a real famous doctor.
08:51He builds hospitals and everything.
08:52Oh, how exciting.
08:54What do you specialize in, Doctor?
08:56Surgery.
08:58Surgery?
08:59Yes, I've devoted most of my life to removing things.
09:02Then I insist that you move in with us and share our hut.
09:08Why, certainly, Doctor. Everything we have is yours.
09:10You're all very kind, but I'm sure you're somewhat pressed for accommodations.
09:13Oh, nonsense. We've got plenty of room.
09:15You're right. You could have Gilligan's bunk.
09:17Now, I don't wish to impose.
09:19Oh, well, it's no imposition at all, is it, Gilligan?
09:21No, it's no imposition at all.
09:22No, Gilligan will move his gear out right away, won't you, Gilligan?
09:24Sure, he'll move his gear out right away, won't you, Gilligan?
09:29I can't kill you.
09:31Well, I can't kill you.
09:32I can't kill you.
09:36No, I can't kill you.
09:37Well, I can't kill you.
09:39We interrupt this program for this special news bulletin.
09:44The international master criminal, Jackson Farrell,
09:46has escaped by sea with over a half million dollars,
09:49taken in a hold-up from the Monarch Bank last Thursday.
09:51Jackson Farrell?
09:52Yes, Jackson Farrell has done it again.
09:55No clues are available, but it is suspected that Farrell and his accomplices
09:58are hiding out somewhere in the tiny, uncharted islands of the South Pacific.
10:01Well, Doctor, when they discover that you haven't arrived on this native island,
10:04they'll send out a search party, won't they?
10:05That's possible.
10:06Very possible.
10:07Well, is it possible that when you're shipping...
10:09Excuse me, Doctor.
10:12What is it, Gilligan?
10:13Something wrong with your finger?
10:15Nothing wrong with my finger.
10:16Would you like to have the doctor look at it?
10:18No.
10:19Well, then, will you stop interrupting?
10:20I'm having a very important conversation with the doctor here.
10:23Now, what I wanted to ask you is, when your ship went down,
10:26possibly they took a fix on our position.
10:29Unfortunately, that all happened so quickly.
10:32I just wanted to say I caught a fish, this pig.
10:35Well, good for you, Gilligan.
10:37Now, will you get in the hut and clean it out so the doctor can move in?
10:40What's that you've got there, Gilligan?
10:42Transistor radio?
10:44Yes, sir.
10:45Oh, then you're able to receive news from the outside world.
10:49Well, we could if it worked.
10:50Well, Gilligan, there's nothing wrong with that.
10:52See, I turn it on, nothing even happens.
10:54Give me that radio.
10:55No, Skipper, it doesn't work, Skipper.
10:56No, Skipper, it doesn't work.
10:57Give me the radio.
10:58Skipper, it doesn't work.
11:02Now you did it.
11:03You broke it.
11:03It'll never work now.
11:04You better hope it works, Gilligan.
11:05Reading our previous bulletin, it has been definitely confirmed that the hold-up of the Monarch Bank was masterminded by Jackson Farrell.
11:11Well, that's the news for today.
11:13Let's go out and clean up the hut.
11:13Hold it.
11:15So now you know.
11:19Before too long, a boat will arrive to pick me up.
11:21Until that time, I don't want any problems.
11:25If any problems do arise, I won't hesitate to eliminate them.
11:30Any questions?
11:31Any bullets in that gun?
11:35Any more questions?
11:44Any sign of him?
11:45No, he must be down by the fire someplace.
11:47Well, we've got to have a plan of action.
11:49Seems reasonable he can't stay awake all night.
11:51Exactly.
11:52He's got to doze off sometime.
11:53That's when we can get his gun.
11:55Yeah, and when he dozes off, you two jump him, and it's going to fly up in the air, and I'll catch it, and I'll say,
12:00Good evening.
12:01Good evening.
12:02Sounds like a very intriguing plan.
12:04All right, now stay right there.
12:07Don't move.
12:08I just finished tying up the others for the evening, and now I want you to tie up both of them.
12:15Him first.
12:18Skipper, you better lay down.
12:19Leave it a little loose.
12:26Leave it a little what?
12:27Yeah.
12:41There.
12:42That should keep you gentlemen in place for the night.
12:45I hope I haven't cut off your circulation.
12:48Oh, no, no, see?
12:59Thanks for telling me, Gilligan.
13:01You're welcome.
13:01I'll see you next time.
13:31gilligan you try you're thinner than i am bend way down no bend down gilligan
13:56that's it come on give him a push push gilligan push no professor push it skipper he's stuck
14:08skipper he's coming back
14:26mr mr farrell mr farrell where are where are you mr farrell mr farrell mr farrell mr farrell
14:41mr farrell mr farrell this is how i've been discussing this rather sticky situation that
14:47does exist between us yes you know the fact that you're a thief instead of a doctor please
14:52dr farrell i mean mr farrell i think this is something that could be negotiated between
14:58us oh so i have this uh piece of driftwood you see i've used it as a check you see it says
15:02uh pay to the order mr jackson farrell one hundred thousand dollars on my signature
15:07a hundred thousand that says ten thousand for ten thousand oh no that uh common that's a piece of
15:14seaweed are you kidding if i try to cash this crazy check the police will be on me in a second
15:21thurston he's right it'd be disastrous for mr farrell to cash that check
15:24sometimes i think a woman's place is in the hut
15:29perfect set up
15:42oh okay i'll help you out okay
15:44gilligan will you stop that i'm on your side
15:57i'll grab his gun after you hit him
15:59oh i'll grab his gun after you hit him
16:01give me a hand skipper
16:04oh
16:06oh
16:16oh
16:18oh
16:19oh
16:20oh
16:25oh
16:25Let's go.
16:55I swear, Gilligan! We did it! We did it! We've got him! We've got him!
17:01We have?
17:09Sorry. I slipped.
17:14Here. Let me help you.
17:16Thank you, Professor.
17:18Gee, there must be something we can do.
17:20Well, that gun is the key to the situation.
17:22If we could get that gun before his friends arrive, we'd have a chance.
17:27I think I've got an idea how to get that gun.
17:30Oh, how?
17:31Watch it. He's coming.
17:33Okay, then be jealous. I'm telling you, he's my kind of man.
17:36What?
17:37If that's going to be your attitude, I don't want any part of you. Get lost.
17:40Go on, get lost.
17:41Oh, Mr. Farrell.
17:46We were just discussing you.
17:49Won't you sit down?
17:51We were getting along so beautifully when we first met.
17:55That's when you thought I was a doctor.
17:58Yes.
17:59You're even more interesting now.
18:01It must be fascinating going to all those exotic places all over the world.
18:07When your friends come back, how about taking me with you?
18:12Say, that's an idea.
18:14I've got enough loot now to cover you in minks, sables.
18:18You'd like that, huh?
18:19I'm a woman.
18:21Yeah, I noticed.
18:21We can make beautiful music together, Jackson.
18:31Beautiful music.
18:33Ginger.
18:34Yes, Jackson.
18:35And that beautiful music will be
18:37And the Angels Sing,
18:39if you get any closer to that gun.
18:43Hey, Skipper.
18:44Hey, Skipper.
18:45Hey, Skipper.
18:46What's the hurry, Gilligan?
18:47There's a boat row on the shore.
18:48Well, it would seem my departure is near at hand.
18:50Huh?
18:51Mr. Farrell,
18:55when you get back to civilization,
18:57how about telling them we're stranded here on this island?
18:59Then run the risk of you returning
19:00and blowing the whistle on me and my friends.
19:02Ha!
19:02Gilligan, give me that glass.
19:11That isn't any of my boys.
19:12It's the Indigo Mom.
19:14The Indigo Mom?
19:15They must have told me.
19:16Skipper!
19:17Mr. and Mrs. House!
19:19Oh, dear.
19:20Oh, dear.
19:21Now, you're all going to do
19:26exactly as I say.
19:29Remember,
19:49as natives,
19:50you speak no English.
19:52Understand?
19:53You'll answer all questions
19:55in native gibberish.
19:56But, sir,
19:57what if we happen to have a...
19:58I'll be inside the hut
20:12with a gun pointed at your pretty little friend.
20:15Remember,
20:15one slip-up
20:16and no pretty little friend.
20:25I hope one of them
20:26can understand English.
20:28I've seen a lot of primitive tribes in my day,
20:30but this one takes the cake.
20:31This outfit can set back civilization
20:332,000 years.
20:35Looking for white man,
20:36criminal.
20:37He holed up bank.
20:38No speak English?
20:44Lucky,
20:44looks to me like
20:45they don't speak anything.
20:47Yeah,
20:47come on,
20:48let's get out of here.
20:49Oh,
20:49so you do talk.
20:58Lucky,
20:58get a load of these two.
20:59It's hard to believe
21:00they're human beings.
21:01That one don't need to speak anything.
21:09You can say that again.
21:11Hello,
21:11dolly.
21:12I think she's trying to tell you something,
21:14eh?
21:14I'm trying to tell her something,
21:15too.
21:17It's a good thing
21:18she can't understand English.
21:19She'd slap your face.
21:23Must have been the way I said it.
21:26Let's get out of here.
21:28Moolah,
21:28moolah,
21:29moolah.
21:29I could have swore
21:32I heard him say,
21:33moolah,
21:34moolah,
21:34moolah.
21:35Even the most native tribes
21:36must know about money.
21:38He looks like the village bun.
21:40Moolah,
21:40moolah,
21:41moolah.
21:42I guess he's asking
21:43for a handout.
21:44Indeed.
21:46Muggle,
21:47wuggle,
21:47duggle,
21:47boolah,
21:47boolah,
21:48boolah,
21:48boomsy,
21:48yay.
21:50Okey-dokey.
21:51How do you like that?
21:52Even the natives are hand-pecked.
21:54Let's get out.
21:59I want to thank you all
22:01for coming down here
22:02and seeing me off.
22:03Mr. Jackson,
22:04please,
22:04notify the authorities
22:05about us.
22:06Sure we will,
22:07huh, boss?
22:07Uh,
22:08nobody likes a wise guy.
22:18All right,
22:19let's shut up.
22:21All right,
22:22come on,
22:22Slim,
22:22give us a hand.
22:30Gilligan,
22:31give us the anchor.
22:37No,
22:37no,
22:38no,
22:38no,
22:39no,
22:40don't throw it.
22:41Bring it to me.
22:48The money.
22:52The money.
23:00Stop the motor.
23:01Stop the motor.
23:02The propeller's
23:03chewing the money
23:03up the fence.
23:12It's all chopped up.
23:14It's all chopped up.
23:15Cheaters never prosper.
23:17Where can I get
23:18that Gilligan?
23:22I've got to give it
23:22to that Gilligan.
23:25The gun is wet,
23:26boss.
23:27Thanks for the information.
23:28Hey,
23:29their gun is full of water.
23:30Come on,
23:30let's get them.
23:32Here they come,
23:33boss.
23:34Let's get out of here.
23:35With Gilligan on that island,
23:36they can't win.
23:45No use,
23:46skippers.
23:47We can't catch him.
23:48I guess you're not
23:49prevention.
23:52I'm looking for the money.
23:53I think I got it.
23:54Oh,
23:54I think I got it.
23:55I got it.
23:57We interrupt this program
24:02to bring you
24:02a late news bulletin.
24:04The Coast Guard
24:04has boarded the sea spray
24:06and apprehended
24:07Jackson Farrell
24:07and his gang
24:08of bank robbers.
24:09Hey,
24:09skipper,
24:10skipper.
24:10The authorities
24:11were unable to locate
24:12any of the loot
24:13from the Monarch Bank
24:14holdup,
24:14but several members
24:15of the gang confessed
24:16and Jackson Farrell
24:18and his men
24:18are being brought back
24:19for further questioning.
24:20The Coast Guard
24:21got them.
24:22Good for them.
24:22Yeah,
24:22they'll put them in jail
24:23where they belong.
24:23What are you doing?
24:27Oh,
24:27I went skin diving
24:28with the rest of the money,
24:28all the pieces.
24:29Boy,
24:30it's just some big bills.
24:31I've never seen
24:31so many zeros.
24:32And what is it
24:33you're doing with them?
24:34I want to make
24:35one long million dollar bill.
24:36Have one.
24:40Here,
24:40have,
24:41um,
24:42three and a thousand dollars.
24:45Thanks,
24:46little buddy.
24:52Now,
24:53this is a tale
24:54of our castaways.
24:55They're here
24:55for a long,
24:56long time.
24:57They'll have to
24:58make the best of things.
24:59It's an uphill climb.
25:01The first mate
25:02and his skipper,
25:03too,
25:03will do their very best
25:05to make the others
25:07comfortable
25:07in the Tropic Island nest.
25:10No phones,
25:10no lights,
25:11no motor cars,
25:12not a single luxury.
25:14Like Robinson Crusoe,
25:16it's primitive as can be.
25:18So join us here
25:20each week,
25:20my friends,
25:21you're sure to get a smile
25:23for seven stranded
25:24castaways
25:25here on Gilligan's Isle.
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