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Voodoo Something to Me" finds the Skipper frequently ducking his trigger happy first mate while something noisy almost awakens Gilligan during sentry duty
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00:00Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
00:08That started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship
00:12The mate was a mighty sailing man, the skipper brave and sure
00:17Five passengers set sail that day for a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour
00:25The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed
00:31If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost
00:38The ships aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
00:43With Gilligan, the skipper too, the millionaire and his wife
00:52The movie star and the rest are here on Gilligan's Oil
01:02All right, folks, it's time
01:29No cause for alarm, Gilligan, it's just the skipper
01:34Always be sure and identify yourselves when Gilligan's on watch
01:37He tends to be trigger-happy, shoots first and asks questions later
01:41Gilligan, is everything all right?
01:45Gilligan?
01:46Gilligan!
01:48Oh, I'll shoot!
01:49Oh, my skipper
01:50I'm terribly sorry to wake you when you're on sentry duty, Gilligan
01:54Oh, that's all right
01:54All right, folks, flare time
01:57Why, do we fire off a flare every night?
02:00We don't even know if there's a ship out there
02:01But we don't know there isn't one either
02:03Might be a freighter or an oil tanker
02:05A freighter or an oil tanker?
02:07Oh, that's all right, lovey
02:09We can wait for a yacht
02:10Everybody gather over here now
02:13Keep your fingers crossed
02:14How many flares do we have left?
02:16About 150
02:16Everybody ready?
02:18Stand by
02:19Ready
02:20Now let's pray that somebody saw our signal
02:28Well, if they did, I hope they don't come barging in the middle of the night to rescue us
02:32I'm simply exhausted
02:33Yes, we haven't had a decent night's sleep since we got here
02:36Well, I don't think any of us have
02:37Except Gilligan
02:39Gilligan?
02:44Oh, shoot
02:45Oh, that's good
02:46Well, you folks may as well turn in
02:49I'll have a talk with our sentry
02:51That is, if he can stay awake long enough
02:53Good night
02:54Good night, ladies
02:55Gilligan, how many bullets have you got left in that gun?
03:00One
03:00See?
03:03What did you want to talk to me about, Skipper?
03:05Gilligan
03:05Sentry duty is a sacred trust
03:08You've got to keep a close watch on the weather
03:10If it starts to rain, you've got to see that the supplies in the hut are kept dry
03:13Well, you can depend on me, Skipper
03:15Most important of all
03:16You've got to keep a constant lookout for ships
03:18Aye, aye, sir
03:19Watch that ocean like a hawk
03:21Like a hawk, sir
03:21If there's a ship out there, I'll see it
03:23If there's a ship out there, it's in trouble
03:25Huh?
03:26The ocean's this way
03:27I thought that seaweed looked awful tall
03:30Gilligan
03:31Are you really wide awake?
03:33Wide awake, sir
03:34No more sleeping on your pose?
03:35No more sleeping, sir
03:36Good man
03:36I'll see you in the morning
03:38In the morning, sir
03:38Good night
03:39Good night, sir
03:40Oh, no!
04:00Attaboy, Gilligan. Nice to see that you're still awake at your post.
04:18When you told me how important sentry duty was, I didn't shut my eyes the whole night, Skipper.
04:22Not even once. Not even one little teeny...
04:24Don't give me that gun.
04:25Can I go to bed now, huh, Skipper?
04:27Certainly, Gilligan. You've earned a rest.
04:29Thank you, sir.
04:29Right after you've chopped some wood, cooked the breakfast, and cleaned up the area,
04:32I want you to take a nap, and that's an order.
04:34Thank you, sir.
04:35Let's get inside and rustle up some breakfast.
04:50Thanks a lot, Gilligan.
04:54Watch your head, Skipper.
04:55Hey, look.
05:05We've been robbed.
05:07Rob?
05:08Somebody broke in here last night.
05:10I think you're right, Skipper.
05:11Gilligan, if you were wide awake on your post, how could somebody get in the hut?
05:14I guess they must have picked a lock on the back door.
05:17There is no back door.
05:18Oh, then they came in through the window.
05:19There is no window.
05:22How about down the chimney?
05:24No chimney.
05:25There's no back door, there's no window, and there's no chimney.
05:28Skipper, looks like Orpaget's a pretty clever thief.
05:31Gilligan, why don't you admit it?
05:33You were asleep on guard duty.
05:34Only during the robbery.
05:36Oh, get out of here!
05:40Well, move!
05:44Thanks again, Gilligan.
05:46Now, come on.
05:47Got to tell the others about this.
05:48Good morning.
05:49Good morning, ladies.
05:50Professor?
05:51Skipper?
05:51Hi.
05:52Can I help with breakfast?
05:53There may not be any breakfast.
05:54Thanks to Sleeping Beauty here, we've been robbed.
05:57Robbed?
05:57Yes, somebody broke into the supply hut.
05:59Took our food supplies, the flashlight, and our flare gun.
06:02There's only one answer.
06:03There must be someone else living on the island.
06:05You're right, Professor.
06:06Well, it could be an animal.
06:07You're right, Ginger.
06:08No.
06:09Flashlight and a flare gun?
06:10Those things are only useful to a man.
06:12Well, if it were a man, we'd have seen him before now.
06:14You're right, Marianne.
06:15It could be someone wanted by the police.
06:17An escaped convict or a murderer.
06:19You're right again, Professor.
06:20Gilligan, will you cut that out?
06:22Everyone can't be right.
06:23Skipper?
06:24What?
06:25You're right, too.
06:25Hey, do you really think it was an escaped convict?
06:29Or a murderer?
06:31For our own safety, I suggest we start an immediate search.
06:35It's a good idea, Professor.
06:36Come on, Gilligan.
06:38If we had to get marooned on an island, why didn't we pick Manhattan?
06:42Can't I go along with you and the professor on the manhunt?
06:45No, Gilligan.
06:45I want you to stay here with Mr. Howell and guard the women.
06:48Most of all, we've got to get that flare gun back.
06:50Well, you be careful, huh, Skipper?
06:52Because if it is an escaped convict or a vicious killer, he might be dangerous.
06:55It's just between us, Gilligan.
06:58I hope it's only a vicious killer or an escaped convict.
07:01I'm afraid it's something much worse.
07:03Something much worse?
07:05Yes, I think it's voodoo.
07:07Voodoo?
07:07Shh, let's not upset the women.
07:09Let's not upset the men either.
07:11Weird, fantastic things have been going on in these waters, Gilligan.
07:14For which there's only one explanation.
07:16Voodoo?
07:17Voodoo.
07:17Think of it.
07:20Ever since we got to this island, we've had nothing but bad luck.
07:23One disaster after another.
07:25What do you think caused them?
07:26I thought we all agreed it was me.
07:28No, Gilligan.
07:29Voodoo.
07:31Now, some people think it's a silly superstition.
07:33But I've heard tell that witch doctors in these parts can turn people into hyenas and baboons and all kinds of wild jungle animals.
07:43Gilligan, I think my shoe is full now.
07:48Thank you very much.
07:50Evil spirits are spawned in these waters, Gilligan.
07:53And they cast their black spell over all those who invade their domain.
07:57Betty's good.
07:57I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
08:00That's all right, I was scared already.
08:01Yeah, I think we'd better be going, Professor.
08:03Right.
08:04Uh, Gilligan, I'm leaving these things with you.
08:07A gun and a rabbit's foot.
08:08If one doesn't work, use the other.
08:10Come on, Professor.
08:12But, Skipper, we don't have any bullets for this gun.
08:15Well, you know that and I know that, but the killer won't know it.
08:21I'm all aglow.
08:23What, John?
08:23Golly, Ginger, am I scared.
08:25I've never been so frightened in my whole life.
08:27Neither have I.
08:28Just think, there may be some strange man loose on this island.
08:31That's what I am thinking.
08:33Honey, would you hand me my compact, please?
08:35What compact?
08:36This.
08:39Clam shoes?
08:40Yeah.
08:41Cute, huh?
08:41I made it myself.
08:43I had to have something to put my makeup in.
08:45Well, there's nothing in there but berries.
08:47That's right.
08:49The red berries are lipstick, the blueberries are shadow, and the blackberries are mascara.
08:52Oh, honestly, Ginger, you don't seem the least bit worried.
08:55What's there to worry about?
08:58Well, suppose the man they're looking for turns out to be a killer.
09:01Honey, if the man they're looking for turns out to be a man, he can do the worrying.
09:12Hi, Gilligan.
09:12Whoops, stop, stop.
09:13Well, what are you doing?
09:14I just had a trap for the prowler.
09:16So did I.
09:17How does yours work?
09:20When he comes down the trail of the supply hut, his foot as a stick goes into the loop and...
09:23You've got your man.
09:25If it is a man, you never know what an evil spirit might look like.
09:28Evil spirit?
09:29What are you talking about?
09:30Oh, nothing.
09:31Nothing at all.
09:32Gilligan, are you trying to tell us something?
09:34I'm trying not to tell you something.
09:36Oh, right.
09:36Let me put it this way.
09:37What is it you're trying not to tell us?
09:39Please stop asking so many questions, huh?
09:40You'll both feel a lot safer.
09:42You just think there's a dangerous killer loose on the island.
09:47Now, stay away from this area, huh, girls?
09:50And whatever you do, don't walk down this path and put your foot into this...
09:53Oh, Skipper.
09:56Oh, yeah.
09:58Skipper, help.
09:59I won't put my foot in that foot.
10:00Oh, Skipper.
10:03Skipper, help.
10:05Well, that does it, lovey.
10:07Sturdy bit of construction, if I say so myself.
10:10Thurston, what on earth is that on your forehead?
10:14Oh, it looks like water.
10:16I wonder where it came from.
10:18Thurston, I know what it is.
10:19I used to see it on our gardener.
10:21It's perspiration.
10:22It ends?
10:23What can I put it in?
10:24I've got to send it to Dad.
10:25He'd be fascinated.
10:26Mr. and Mr. Powell.
10:28Dear, I do wish people wouldn't drop by without letting us know that they're coming.
10:31It's only Gilligan, lovey.
10:32Oh, yes, I know.
10:33But everything's in such a mess.
10:35The place looks like a hut.
10:37It is a rather crude cabano.
10:39Come in.
10:39Come in, boy.
10:40I just thought I'd check on you folks.
10:42Hey, what's that?
10:43Well, we thought with a prowler in the neighborhood, we better not take any chances.
10:47So Thurston put out these bars.
10:49That's what we need, some neighborhood bars.
10:53Oh, Thurston, you are a devil.
10:55I've come up with them under pressure.
10:58Gilligan!
10:59Hey, it's a skipper.
11:00I better go see what he found out.
11:04Oh, dash it all.
11:06What is it, dear?
11:07I forgot to show him my perspiration.
11:10Oh, I wonder if I could do it again.
11:14Skipper?
11:15Skipper, where are you?
11:17Over here, Gilligan.
11:21Where?
11:23Right here, Gilligan.
11:24You found my trap.
11:29Yes, I did.
11:30Works pretty good, huh?
11:32Works fine.
11:33Works just fine.
11:35Oh, good.
11:36It had me pretty worried.
11:37I didn't think it was going to work at all.
11:38You don't have to worry about the trap, Gilligan.
11:41You don't have to worry about anything.
11:44Until I get down out of here, now get me down out of here!
11:50Don't salute me, get me down from here!
11:52Like, if I undermine the trap, I'll be fine.
12:09Oh
12:39Oh
12:47Killer voodoo no bullets
13:09Help
13:11Help
13:13Help
13:15Help
13:17What is it?
13:19A monster
13:21A monster in the hut
13:23Let's go and investigate
13:25You ready professor?
13:27Careful
13:29You got him
13:31Whatever it was that attacked you is gone
13:33No
13:35No
13:37Tell us
13:39All of a sudden a monster
13:41Eight feet tall came out of nowhere and he attacked me
13:43And he had long arms and claws
13:45And very beautiful teeth
13:47And I kept hitting him and it bounced off him
13:49And his arms were like steel
13:51And they started to squeeze me and squeeze me
13:53I don't know how I did it but I broke loose
13:55Ginger isn't he marvelous
13:57Now hear this professor
13:59I had some doubts before but
14:01Now I'm positive I know what it is
14:03If you'd been sailing these waters as long as I have
14:05I'm positive too
14:07It's voodoo
14:08Voodoo?
14:09Oh come now Skipper
14:10I'm a science teacher
14:11You can't ask me to believe in a thing like voodoo
14:13I knew a sailor once that said that to a witch doctor
14:15And they never saw him again
14:16Oh Skipper
14:17Oh I'm not through yet
14:18They never saw the sailor again
14:19But the next day in his hammock
14:20They found a parrot
14:21The parrot kept saying over and over again
14:23533993
14:25That was the sailor's serial number
14:29Well I'm through now
14:30I think I'm through too
14:41Professor, it's getting kinda late
14:43Why don't we call off the search and go back to camp?
14:45Because the flare gun is our only chance to be rescued
14:47Gilligan, only a coward would quit at a time like this
14:51Oh, will it be alright for the cowards to quit and go back to camp?
14:54All this talk about voodoo and witchcraft is ridiculous
14:57Whatever you saw last night
14:58There is a simple, logical explanation for it
15:01Probably nothing more than a monster
15:02Gilligan, there is no such thing as a monster
15:04Will you believe that?
15:05I'll try sir
15:06I know what I'm talking about
15:07The only place you'll ever find a monster is in your mind
15:10And in the supply hut
15:12You know I think we can cover more ground if we split up
15:15I'll go this way and you go that way
15:17Wait a minute Professor
15:18Why don't we just kinda stay together and kinda go this way?
15:21Gilligan
15:22You're suffering from anxieties activated in your subconscious
15:25By a traumatic experience last night
15:27Resulting in withdrawal syndromes
15:29Do you know what that means?
15:30I'm chicken
15:32You see what's off in that direction and I'll meet you back in camp
15:37Aw, wait a minute
15:48Twelve
15:50Twelve
16:07Twelve
16:09Oh, my God.
16:39Oh, my God.
17:09Oh, that was a very good picture.
17:12Well, maybe so, but a glaring mistake like that makes the whole picture unbelievable.
17:16I guess you're right, Skipper.
17:17Gee, you were in the Land of the Vampires, weren't you, Ginger?
17:20No, I was up for a part.
17:22But I was the wrong blood type.
17:25Hi.
17:26Hi, Professor.
17:27Did you find anything?
17:28No, I must have walked 20 miles.
17:30Didn't see a thing.
17:31Where's Gilligan?
17:31I thought he'd be here.
17:34I was lost for the last couple of hours.
17:36Oh, golly.
17:37Do you suppose that's what's happened to Gilligan?
17:38I don't know.
17:39Well, maybe we better look for him before he gets too late.
17:42You're right, Professor.
17:42That poor kid will never find his way back here.
17:45Tell you what.
17:45We're split up into three groups.
17:47You and the girls go out this way.
17:48I'll get the house and send them out that way.
17:51Gilligan and I will go right...
17:52A monkey.
17:59What's he doing in Gilligan's clothes?
18:03It's voodoo.
18:05They've changed Gilligan into a monkey.
18:09Speak to me, little buddy.
18:10Speak to me.
18:11That's not Gilligan.
18:12That's a chimp.
18:13It's happened.
18:14I should never have let him go into the jungle.
18:16That's not Gilligan, Skipper.
18:18Of course not.
18:19Voodoo is just a lot of superstitious nonsense.
18:21Oh, it is, huh?
18:23Well, I bet Gilligan has a different story to tell.
18:26Well, don't try to talk now, Gilligan.
18:28You've been through too much.
18:30Oh, Skipper.
18:31There you are.
18:32Been waiting all afternoon for that bamboo you promised me.
18:37What's that monkey doing here?
18:39Now, just a minute, young fellow.
18:41What are you doing in Gilligan's clothes?
18:44Mr. Howlett's voodoo.
18:46Good heavens.
18:48Well, some witch doctor will have his license revoked for this.
18:51Black magic, I tell you.
18:52Please, Mr. Howell.
18:53If you don't mind, I'd like to have a minute alone with my little buddy here.
18:56Yes, but please.
18:58Well, that...
18:59Gilligan, you want to get to my lap, all right?
19:10You're more comfortable that way.
19:11Gilligan, I know it's going to be hard for you to adjust this new way of life,
19:16but if you're half the man that I think you are,
19:18I know you'll come through with flying colors.
19:22I just can't bear to see you in those clothes.
19:27Gilligan, you know, besides the fact that these clothes, you won't need them.
19:31In this condition.
19:32We'll give up the sea.
19:37Oh, Gilligan, let me tell you, I'm going to make you happy the rest of the days of your life.
19:44We'll get an apartment, one that takes monkeys.
19:48And I tell you what, I'll be your crew and you can be the skipper.
19:55Gilligan, Gilligan, wait a minute.
19:57I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
19:59Gilligan, come back.
20:00Wait.
20:01Gilligan, come back.
20:03What are you doing, buddy?
20:14Oh.
20:27Oh, skipper?
20:38Skipper?
20:39Oh, what happened, huh?
20:43It's voodoo.
20:44You were right.
20:46You'd rather not talk about it, huh?
20:48And you found the flare gun, huh?
20:50Yeah, and look, I found all the rest of the stuff that was stolen, huh?
20:53Well, you can check it if you like.
20:55Did you tell them back at camp what happened yet?
20:57Huh?
20:57How about that professor?
20:58Wouldn't you have a laugh on him when he sees you've been turned into a monkey, huh?
21:04Oh, no, skipper, I wasn't laughing at you.
21:07I wasn't laughing at you, skipper.
21:09No, skipper, I wasn't laughing at you.
21:11Skipper?
21:12Skipper!
21:14Skipper!
21:15Gilligan, Gilligan!
21:16Gilligan!
21:16Gilligan!
21:16The monster!
21:19Help!
21:20The monster!
21:21Let go of me!
21:21Let go!
21:23Help!
21:23Help!
21:24Help!
21:25Help!
21:25Help!
21:25Help!
21:25Help!
21:25Help!
21:25Help!
21:25Help!
21:26Help!
21:26Gilligan!
21:29You're all right!
21:30Yes, so are you!
21:31I guess that spell doesn't last, huh?
21:33Looks like it doesn't.
21:34Lucky for us, the witch doctor turned out to be a quack.
21:37Oh, Gilligan, this is the happiest moment of my life.
21:40Yeah.
21:41I want you to know that every word I said, I meant.
21:43Could you really understand me, little buddy?
21:45Not exactly.
21:46Could you understand me?
21:47Well, not everything, but...
21:49Well, come on, let's tell the others about it.
21:50It's a hold-up.
21:51It's a hold-up.
21:52It's a hold-up.
21:53It's a hold-up.
21:54It's a hold-up.
21:54No, no, no, it isn't.
21:55It's not a hold-up.
21:56It didn't happen to us.
21:58We were in the jungle.
21:58We were running back.
21:59Look, look, look.
22:01Hey, it's a gym.
22:02Careful.
22:02He's got the flare gun.
22:03Mark, give me that.
22:04Scare him.
22:05If we lose that gun, we can't use the flares.
22:07I'll get it.
22:07Get behind me.
22:08Get behind me.
22:08Get over here.
22:09I'll get it.
22:10I'll get it.
22:10That's it.
22:10That's it.
22:10Very good.
22:11Because you're my little pal.
22:12Aren't you, huh, little pal?
22:14Don't point it.
22:15No.
22:18Stop laughing.
22:20It's not funny.
22:21I want the gun.
22:21Come on.
22:22Throw me the gun.
22:24What do you mean, no?
22:26Come on.
22:26Give me the gun.
22:29Skipper, throw me a banana, huh?
22:34Yeah.
22:34Ready?
22:35I'll give it to you.
22:36You give me the gun.
22:38I'll give you the banana.
22:40See?
22:40If you give me the gun, I'll give you the banana.
22:44Here we are.
22:44Here's the banana.
22:46And you give me the gun.
22:47You give me the gun.
22:48And that's it.
22:49I got it.
22:51Let's go.
22:52Let's go.
22:53Let's go.
22:54I hope it still works.
22:55Oh, sure it does.
22:56See?
22:57Oh, don't put it.
22:59Trigger.
23:00The squares are in there.
23:02I'll save them.
23:03Come here.
23:04Wait, Gilligan.
23:04It's too late.
23:05Oh.
23:06Oh, Gilligan.
23:07Oh, don't go in there, Gilligan.
23:09What's going on?
23:10Oh, man.
23:11Well, at least we know the flare gun works.
23:39Oh, Gilligan.
23:41Gilligan.
23:49Oh, lovely.
23:51Simply charming, girls.
23:52I must say.
23:53Oh, look.
23:54It looks beautiful.
23:56Just sit right here, darling.
23:57It must be right over here.
23:58May I hold it?
23:59Oh, yes.
24:00Come on.
24:01Oh, that's beautiful.
24:02Ah, drink holders.
24:03Oh, ho, ho, ho.
24:05Oh, ho, ho.
24:07Hey, Gilligan, where are you?
24:08Oh, ho, ho, ho.
24:09Hey, what's the big idea?
24:13Well, maybe we should keep it this way.
24:15You seem to like me better as a chimp.
24:19Come on over here.
24:21Sally, Skipper.
24:24Gilligan, I want you to know that you're forgiven.
24:27Now, I may spout off at you, but you're at the top of the list with me.
24:30Skipper, you don't know how much that means to me.
24:32Coming from a man, I'll always look up to.
24:34You mean that, little buddy?
24:37You really will always look up to me?
24:43Way up.
24:44Gilligan, get me down!
24:47Gilligan!
24:47Now, this is a tale of our castaways.
24:58They're here for a long, long time.
25:01They'll have to make the best of things.
25:03It's an uphill climb.
25:05The first mate and his skipper, too, will do their very best
25:09To make the others comfortable
25:11In the Tropic Island Nest
25:13No phones, no lights, no motor cars
25:16Not a single luxury
25:17Like Robinson Crusoe
25:20It's primitive as can be
25:22So join us here each week, my friends
25:25You're sure to get a smile
25:26For seven stranded castaways
25:29Here on Gilligan's Isle
25:31Thank you very much for watching
25:53You'll be right back
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