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00:00Merry Christmas!
00:27Merry Christmas!
00:29Is it, though?
00:32Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:36in the warm, like the ghost of Christmas.
00:38Merry Christmas!
00:39Oh, I don't know who he was.
00:40Get your bum out here now!
00:42Go have it.
00:44I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:47It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day.
00:50So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:51Merry blah blah.
00:53Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:54Well, salesperson of the year.
00:56Cheers.
00:57I love Merry Christmas.
00:58Merry Christmas.
01:01Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:03We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:06Look at all those vegetables!
01:08I know!
01:09You're not wearing your present?
01:10Er, er, no, I will.
01:12Right, come on.
01:13Let the peeling commence after you, gabinet.
01:15What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:20Do we really want to know?
01:21He got me a Cardi.
01:23Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:26And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:28Oh, where have you got to go for that?
01:29Oh, I don't know.
01:30Some hotel in Webberfield.
01:32Where?
01:33Oh, God knows.
01:34Webberfield?
01:36No, really.
01:36Merry Christmas!
01:47Merry Christmas!
01:49Too early?
01:50I like that you're so keen.
01:52Oh, Merry Christmas!
01:58Yeah, Merry Christmas.
02:03Ho, ho, ho!
02:05We're selling for yours later?
02:06Uh-huh.
02:07Right, be late afternoon.
02:08Got a few guests here.
02:10Right, see you later.
02:11Yeah.
02:13Hey!
02:14Merry Christmas!
02:15Good to you.
02:16I got a scooter.
02:17Yeah, sir.
02:18Yay!
02:18So that means that no one's safe.
02:20Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:21Mine.
02:26Er, question.
02:27How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:29I've spent enough on you on My Little Pony, thank you.
02:33Go on, another one, love.
02:34Yeah, go on then.
02:35Not for me.
02:36I've, er, actually got somewhere.
02:38I'm gonna pop off to you.
02:38Where are you going?
02:41Robert, where are you going?
02:43Merry Christmas!
02:44Merry Christmas!
02:45Merry Christmas!
02:51Merry Christmas!
02:52Merry Christmas!
02:57Merry Christmas!
03:01So, do you like it?
03:03Yeah.
03:05Really?
03:06Of course.
03:07Well, why are you just giving one-word answers, then?
03:10I love it. Thanks.
03:13It's just them two. Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:16I know, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either, but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:25Oh, my God! This is so much better than mine!
03:29I know.
03:30Did you just guess it was gonna be a girl?
03:32I bought two lots. I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:34Yeah, very clever.
03:36Hey! Happy Christmas!
03:40Yeah, what he said.
03:46Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:48Celebrating, were you?
03:50Only a bit.
03:52Sure.
03:55How are we?
03:58Disappointed.
04:00It was a bit, you know...
04:02It was massively out of order. And bonkers.
04:05Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:07Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:11Seriously.
04:13Sorry.
04:14Well, tell me, you grunt.
04:15Whenever we want.
04:16Yeah.
04:17The sooner the better. I'm getting dressed.
04:20Sherry?
04:21The sooner the better.
04:22The sooner the better.
04:23The sooner the better.
04:27Computer, stop.
04:29Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:32Definitely not.
04:34Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:37Computer, stop.
04:38Stop.
04:51Oh no.
04:53Now playing Gold.
04:55Computer, stop or I swear.
04:57Now playing Walking in the Air.
05:09Oh, I like this one.
05:11Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:16Spare me the sarcasm.
05:18Wow. What did you get for Christmas? Big box feisty?
05:21I made a mistake yesterday. When I binned you off.
05:25Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:29I may have overreacted slightly.
05:32Truth is, I need a posh friend in me life.
05:35Gives me an air of mystery.
05:37Like people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:41And it's nice.
05:43Just being here.
05:45Basking in your magnificence.
05:46And it makes me realise how lucky I am.
05:49You and I being mates.
05:51Like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
05:55Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
05:58And I think to myself,
06:00At least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:03So, I'm willing to accept your apology.
06:06And give you another chance.
06:10You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:12What kind of host are you?
06:13What kind of host are you?
06:34How are you?
06:36Good, thanks.
06:37How are you really?
06:44Not great.
06:46Come here.
06:58I'm on a year cos Johnny pestered.
07:00Noted.
07:03Where's the rest of you boys?
07:04Well, Noah's out working.
07:06For triple time.
07:07And get this.
07:08Ryan's gone for a turkey curry.
07:10With someone called Stab Wound.
07:12Who we met gaming.
07:13So he's definitely getting murdered.
07:15Go on, drink.
07:17Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:19Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:22Slow down, Moses.
07:24And put your helmet on.
07:26He should be wearing a helmet.
07:28You're a helmet.
07:29Get a drink and just shut up.
07:30Wow!
07:32Oh, sorry.
07:34Is there a speed limit?
07:36No, there isn't.
07:37You crack on.
07:39How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:42Well, it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue.
07:46It's hardly the subject for Christmas Day, is it?
07:47Oh, I don't know.
07:48A pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is.
07:49Oh, cute.
07:50Merry Christmas!
07:51Merry Christmas!
07:52Merry Christmas!
07:53Merry Christmas!
07:54Cheers, aren't you?
07:55I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
07:56Oh, no, we're not.
07:57Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
07:58He's well excited.
07:59We don't mind, do we?
08:00No, we don't mind.
08:01Brilliant idea.
08:02Hey, Merry Christmas!
08:03Cheers, aren't you?
08:04I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:05Oh, no, we're not.
08:07Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
08:09He's well excited.
08:10We don't mind, do we?
08:11No, we don't mind.
08:12Brilliant idea.
08:16Hey!
08:17Merry Christmas!
08:18Where's Eve?
08:19Upstairs with Harry.
08:20Doing what?
08:21I don't know, do I?
08:22Oh, you've got it on.
08:23It looks wonderful.
08:24Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:25Right.
08:26Come on, Cardi B.
08:27Get some of these pigs.
08:28How many are we feeding?
08:38Has Robert come round to yours?
08:39No.
08:40Why?
08:41Did he say he was gonna?
08:42Well, he's just got off and now he's not answering his phone.
08:43What, at all?
08:44What do you mean, at all?
08:45He's not gonna answer it a little bit, is he?
08:46Don't get crappy.
08:47Well, I'm worried, Vic.
08:48So where is he now, then?
08:49I don't know.
08:55As if he's in the city, he's a boss.
08:56I don't know.
08:57I don't know.
08:58What did he say?
08:59I don't know.
09:00I don't know.
09:01I don't know.
09:02I don't know.
09:03I think he's just gonna do this.
09:04I don't know what's going on.
09:05He has to come up.
09:06We tied up and get up.
09:07I'm not ready!
09:08I didn't know.
09:09He had to leave.
09:10I didn't know.
09:11I didn't know.
09:12He was here!
09:13I didn't know!
09:15I don't know.
09:16He died!
09:17He died!
09:18He was already!
09:20Bad guy!
09:21He died!
09:22He died!
09:23He died!
09:24Right, let's see you when it's ready.
09:45Oh, I won!
09:48Oh, sorry Liam.
09:49Right, come on you.
09:50Let's go sit down.
09:50Wow, that Christmas lunch with Pernice really got to you, didn't it?
09:55Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
09:59I wouldn't worry about Robert Love.
10:01Well you would, if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.
10:05What?
10:06What is back?
10:08Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:11Where was this?
10:12At Butler's.
10:13The police reckoned it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:17Yeah, well they're probably right.
10:19Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.
10:23Oh my goodness.
10:25Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:26I was just going to suggest it actually.
10:28No, hang on, hang on.
10:29Where are you even going to look?
10:30I don't know.
10:31We can't just sit here.
10:32Maybe you should call the police and say what?
10:34That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours.
10:37Well I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet and the ring.
10:42No Charles?
10:42He came earlier.
10:45Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:49Never gets any easier, does it?
10:52Tell me about it.
10:54Like Christmas isn't difficult enough.
10:56I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
10:59You must miss them very much.
11:02It's been so long.
11:04Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:06But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:13There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:18Give him my best.
11:26What are you doing here?
11:29I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:30So as I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:40Looks like you've already started that.
11:44Congratulations by the way.
11:46On your engagement.
11:49Thanks.
11:49Thanks.
12:00I miss him.
12:05Yeah, same.
12:07I miss you.
12:10And you.
12:13Me?
12:14Ooh.
12:15Sorry.
12:16It's Christmas.
12:18And?
12:19What happens at Christmas?
12:21Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:24We've already done that.
12:26So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:31What's that?
12:33We stand around awkwardly.
12:35Not so much.
12:36And then at some point,
12:38preferably very soon,
12:40your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:42And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:48That might work.
12:52Let the awkward standing commence.
12:56Oh, yes.
12:57Let's get some roosty.
12:59Oops.
13:00Oh, hi.
13:00Joseph returns.
13:01Hey.
13:02I told you to wait for your dad.
13:06You OK?
13:08Yeah.
13:08Have you been to Netsgrave?
13:11Yeah, I have been.
13:12Come here.
13:14Right, come on.
13:15Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:17You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:19I've got my feet up.
13:20Old.
13:21Yeah, so old.
13:22Can't even make it to the food.
13:25Come on.
13:26Have this got opened all the presents?
13:28Uh, no, not yet.
13:29Uh-huh.
13:32Come on.
13:33Come on, Nadya.
13:34What have you got?
13:37What have you got?
13:39What have you got?
13:40Brilliant.
13:42Yeah.
13:43Pass this to your brother.
13:44What have you got?
13:50What have you got?
13:54Right.
13:56Hello.
13:57Come on, bro.
13:58Hey, how are we all?
14:00Hi.
14:00How's me big man?
14:02Merry Christmas.
14:03Merry Christmas.
14:05Oh.
14:06Hello, Ken.
14:07Because it's, uh, a spanner.
14:12Yeah, I get it.
14:13Merry Christmas.
14:14Hey, Merry Christmas.
14:15Oh.
14:16Did you get anything nice?
14:17Well done.
14:18I need to get back to.
14:19And, how are you, mister?
14:25Yeah.
14:26It's just a, another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:29Not really.
14:30No.
14:31No, not really.
14:32No, come here.
14:36Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:39Have a good time.
14:41So what we're going to do, then?
14:42Have a good time.
14:44Nailed it.
14:45Right, um, do we get our own drinks or do you like to control it?
14:49Control, Gary.
14:51Right, come on in.
14:53Brought you some company.
14:55Thanks.
14:57A lot.
14:59I really appreciate this.
15:02I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:05Oh, happy birthday.
15:07Hope we're not imposing too much.
15:09How much is too much?
15:11Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:14Kim, let's just sit down, get comfy.
15:17And you guys.
15:18Get on the, er, set here.
15:19Thanks, Sam and Lydia and Belle.
15:22Yeah, no worries.
15:23Has Billy got the kids?
15:25Yeah.
15:26Feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:28Kim Tate's sat here.
15:29Well, I've got a box of them.
15:31I'll bring you one.
15:32Really?
15:33No, Sam.
15:34Oh, all right.
15:36Jokes.
15:37Er, drinks.
15:40Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:42Merry Christmas.
15:43Feels like I should let you drink from the welly,
15:45but it's only really for people joining family.
15:48Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine
15:51from weather-resistant footwear,
15:53I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
15:56Will this do?
15:57Oh.
15:59My absolute favourite.
16:07Merry Christmas.
16:08Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:13Merry Christmas and all that.
16:15Where's your dad and the kids?
16:16Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:19They'll be over once I've finished deviling him.
16:21Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for YouTube.
16:24I thought I heard an entrance.
16:25Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:26This do you?
16:27Um, have you two met properly?
16:30Well, he's been in the cafe about half a million times.
16:32So formally, I meant.
16:34Like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:37Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:39Oh, really?
16:40No, but, uh, you make a good coffee.
16:44Not been bigging me up, then?
16:46I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:50In a decade's time,
16:51this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:54I'll settle for that.
16:55Excuse me.
17:02Wow.
17:03You've finished already.
17:05I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:08Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:09Well, you're going to have to do it without me
17:10because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:13Is this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:16Pre-planned, promise.
17:17But, uh, I might see you later.
17:19It's all right.
17:19Sorry.
17:22Right, then.
17:22What, uh, what we're drinking to?
17:26Business as usual.
17:28Business as usual.
17:29Er, can I just check?
17:31Are you two under the impression
17:33that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:35Because I want to make it very clear
17:37that I am.
17:39Oh, you beggar.
17:41You had us going, then.
17:44Hey, Sam.
17:47What?
17:49No.
17:50What?
17:51It's your one.
17:52Won't what?
17:54Drink from the welly.
17:56Drink from the welly.
17:58Drink from the welly.
18:00This is very weird.
18:02Drink from the welly.
18:04Drink from the welly.
18:06Drink from the welly.
18:08Drink from the welly.
18:09Drink from the welly.
18:10Drink from the welly.
18:12No, no, no, no.
18:13Oh, no, no, no.
18:14Oh, no, no, no.
18:14Ooh!
18:15Hey!
18:16Hey!
18:17Still don't mean you're a dingle, though.
18:20Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:22Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences,
18:26but would anyone care for some red wine from my salon?
18:29I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:31Yes, that sounds really good. Let's go.
18:33OK, I'll come with you.
18:34Can I choose some or not?
18:35Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable taste.
18:39Is that a yes or a no?
18:40Come on, Sam.
18:41It's all right, Alex.
18:44Nothing with dust on.
18:47I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:51Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
18:56But time to time, not all the time.
18:59Noted.
19:01You know, you're lucky.
19:03I know.
19:05And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:07I don't know about that.
19:08Yes, you do.
19:10He looks after me.
19:12Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:16Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:18What do you mean?
19:20Oh, like, say...
19:24You still inheriting Home Farm?
19:26What?
19:27Have you forgotten how to count?
19:28I tried to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:30Do you know who's in there?
19:31Nelson Mandela.
19:32Taylor Swift.
19:33Right, come on. Let's go look for him.
19:34Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:35No need.
19:36But he's about to turn six, not six.
19:37Finally!
19:38You knew I was nipping out.
19:39And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:40I've been calling you.
19:41What?
19:42Because I've been gone a couple of hours.
19:43It's been longer than that.
19:44Well, it must have been on silent.
19:45Sorry.
19:46Well, it's just...
19:47We thought, you know...
19:48Kev had got you.
19:49Told us about it yesterday.
19:50What?
19:51No.
19:52No.
19:53Don't worry about that.
19:54I'm done with that madman interfering with our lives.
19:56Hello, hello.
19:57Hey!
19:58First of all, greetings.
19:59Oh, hiya.
20:00Merry Christmas.
20:01I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:02Nana's tomorrow.
20:03Are we all right?
20:04Yes, don't worry.
20:05The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:07She caught you in that sparkly dress again.
20:08You wish.
20:09Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:10Oh, well.
20:11Oh, well.
20:12Oh, well.
20:13Oh, well.
20:14Oh, well.
20:15Oh, well.
20:16Oh, well.
20:17Oh, well.
20:18Oh, well.
20:19Oh, well.
20:20Oh, well.
20:21Oh, well.
20:22Oh, well.
20:23Oh, well.
20:24Oh, well.
20:25Oh, well.
20:26How come you're suddenly not worried anymore?
20:28Because what's the point?
20:30It's Christmas.
20:31Relax.
20:55I don't know.
20:56I don't know.
20:57So, Eric.
20:58This thing with... you and Cary, was it a slow burn, or...?
21:00Ring-a-ling-ding-a-ding
21:02Ring-a-ling-ding-a-ding
21:04So Eric, this thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:14Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other
21:17for a very long time
21:20and the fondness has blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:28Right?
21:29You're supposed to catch it.
21:35Oh, right.
21:39And now what?
21:41Eat it, boy.
21:43Put it on your heart.
21:45Sweet, sweet!
21:47Nice fit, mate.
21:51A counterfeit.
21:53Thanks for these. They're great.
21:55You're welcome, babe.
21:57What do you like? Grandad.
21:59Now you two are married.
22:01Is that okay?
22:03Doesn't make a difference.
22:07Oh, banger.
22:09Oh, there she goes.
22:17Yes, kid.
22:19No, kid.
22:21Where are you going?
22:23Quiet Christmas, you said.
22:25Let's go. Bring that with you.
22:27Okay, see you later. Take care. Bye.
22:37Oh, one of them stoops to visit downstairs.
22:39Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:41I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:43At all?
22:45Yeah.
22:47Yeah.
22:49I've got a little something for you.
22:51Dylan!
22:52Are you a guest?
22:53All right, everyone?
22:54Merry Christmas.
22:55You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
22:57Yeah, I lied. I'm out.
22:58How are you feeling, sweetheart?
22:59Better for seeing this one.
23:01Well, it's been so long.
23:03You okay?
23:05Hello.
23:06Come here.
23:07I love you.
23:08Gonna be all right, aren't we?
23:09Yeah.
23:11Where's Eve?
23:12With Chas.
23:13Where's your mum?
23:14She's with Charles and Claudette.
23:16Oh, she's blowing you out, have she?
23:18Yeah, that's it.
23:19At least you know who your parent is.
23:25Sorry.
23:26I've got to be all right.
23:47It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:56It's a book.
23:57This should be good.
23:58What the ladybird heard?
23:59No.
24:00What the ladybird heard next?
24:01Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:02The Godfather.
24:03That's a book.
24:04No, no, no.
24:05We have to wait for how many words first.
24:06Right, of course.
24:07Two.
24:08All two.
24:09Four words.
24:10That's barely a headline.
24:11That's how many words are in the title.
24:12Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:13If you start mumming now, I'm gouging my own eyes.
24:14No, no, no.
24:15Gray is going to give us some clues, all right?
24:16Go on, go on.
24:17You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York and had not a clue what was going
24:18on.
24:19What the ladybird heard next?
24:20What the ladybird heard next?
24:21What the ladybird heard next?
24:22Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:23The Godfather.
24:24That's a book.
24:25No, no, no, no.
24:26We have to wait for how many words first.
24:27Right, of course.
24:28Two.
24:29Two.
24:30Two.
24:31Four words.
24:32Four words.
24:33That's barely a headline.
24:34Gray is going to give us some clues, all right?
24:36Go on, go on.
24:37You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York and had not a clue what was going
24:41on.
24:42Ooh, Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:43Anyway, you, Ray knows plenty about Christmas.
24:45Show him your bracelet.
24:46No, no, no, no.
24:47Show him.
24:48We're playing a game.
24:49We're playing a game.
24:50Ooh, fancy.
24:51What have you been doing?
24:52Mining cryptocurrency?
24:53Oh, nothing that lucrative.
24:55Lucrative enough?
24:56I had nothing better to spend my money on.
24:58Oh, thanks.
24:59No, I didn't.
25:00Oh, no.
25:01Don't battle.
25:02But now, I'm really offended.
25:04Look, this is going to take all day.
25:05I'm going to give you a verbal clue.
25:07It's what I want to do to Nicola.
25:08Sometimes.
25:09Sexy time.
25:10Oh, no.
25:11Not on a Thursday.
25:13Hang on.
25:14I know it.
25:15Tequila Mockingbird.
25:17You got it.
25:20You got it.
25:21Funny man.
25:22Wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face.
25:24Mwah.
25:25Right, come and get another drink.
25:26And then I'm telling you everything you're going to be buying me for Christmas next year.
25:29Have you got a play?
25:31Is this too much?
25:32This is the best Christmas ever.
25:34Oh, I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad.
25:37Well, it makes me happy.
25:39Well, play your cards right and you can have another one of these next year.
25:44Yeah?
25:45Yeah.
25:46Oh.
25:47Decent, that one.
25:48Thank you for your effusive praise.
25:50Hey.
25:51Hey.
25:52So, I've got you one more present.
25:53Well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but are you ready?
25:54Go on.
25:55Eh?
25:56Eh?
25:57Yeah.
25:58We used to play that to Destruction when you were little, didn't we?
25:59I mean, literally.
26:00I think we went through about four of them.
26:01I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:02And how did you manage that?
26:03Well, I used to...
26:04I found it very tense.
26:05I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:06Yeah.
26:07Yeah, you used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:09I did not.
26:10Always.
26:11Anyway, she used to ask such weird questions.
26:12Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:13Yeah, I won every time.
26:14Ridiculously.
26:15So, we're playing then or what?
26:16Well, that sounds dangerous.
26:17Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:18There's only two players.
26:19There's only two players.
26:20There's only two players.
26:21There's only two players.
26:22There's only two players.
26:23There's only two players.
26:24There's only two players.
26:25Yeah.
26:26Yeah.
26:27Yeah.
26:28Yeah.
26:29Yeah.
26:30Yeah.
26:31We used to play that to Destruction when you were little.
26:32Didn't we?
26:33I mean, literally, I think we went through about four of them.
26:34There's only two players.
26:35There's only two players.
26:36Look, we can team up.
26:37We can, we can take turns.
26:39I just, I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas after where we were last year
26:45and this would just be the icing on the cake.
26:48Indulge your old dad.
26:49Fine.
26:50Yeah?
26:51Yeah.
26:52We'll play at the table.
26:53So you can turn it over and you lose.
26:54Oh!
26:55There's pudding.
26:56Oh!
26:57I'll just do it in a sec.
27:02How do you just help?
27:03Help Dylan.
27:04Yeah.
27:05One sec.
27:06Alright.
27:07Let's go.
27:09Hello?
27:10I'm coming.
27:11Things are gonna be okay.
27:12Do you know that?
27:13Yeah, I do.
27:14It's me.
27:15Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:16Okay.
27:17Then I'll do it.
27:18I'll come with you.
27:19Come on!
27:20Come on!
27:21Come on!
27:22Come on!
27:23Come on!
27:24Come on!
27:25Come on!
27:26Yeah, I do.
27:27It's me.
27:28Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:30Okay.
27:31Then I'll do it.
27:32I'll come with you.
27:33Then I'll come with you.
27:34promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:38Okay, then I'll do it.
27:41I'll come with you.
28:04Yay!
28:09What a surprise. You're good at making ladies drinks.
28:12Do you want a soft drink?
28:14Oh, I do.
28:15It's pretty good that one.
28:17I can't believe you lost.
28:19Are they beetroot?
28:20Wow.
28:21I don't know.
28:22Why don't we play Cards Against Decency?
28:24Oh, yeah.
28:26No, we can't. I went and chucked them out.
28:28Why?
28:29Because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly.
28:32It's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.
28:34I know a game we can play.
28:36Go on, then.
28:38Let's play Truth or Dare.
28:43Oh, nah. That's well boring.
28:46And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so...
28:48So, you book the trend then, Charity.
28:51Go Truth.
28:53Ooh! Anyone want another drink?
28:55Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.
28:57Or I've got another one.
28:59Oh, this is a really good one.
29:01Never Have I Ever.
29:03Shall we play that?
29:04Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air, darling?
29:06Never Have I Ever.
29:08Ooh!
29:09Let's think.
29:10What shall I go with?
29:11Never Have I Ever.
29:12Come on.
29:13Never Have I Ever.
29:15Ripped anyone's head off their shelf, let's play.
29:18You know what?
29:19The night is yet young.
29:20Come on.
29:21Never Have I Ever.
29:22Never Have You Ever.
29:23But this drug lady is out.
29:24I'm out.
29:25I'm out.
29:26Oh, my God.
29:27I'm out.
29:28I'm out.
29:29Home.
29:30I'm out.
29:31Come on, then.
29:32Who are you?
29:33My wife's done this.
29:34Have you lost your tongue, eh?
29:35No, no.
29:36Wait, that's right.
29:37Not yet you haven't, because...
29:38I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start.
29:40Well come on then. Who are you and why have you done this?
29:46Have you lost your tongue, yeah?
29:48Oh no, wait, that's right, not yet you haven't because I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start.
29:55Well that's a big threat.
29:58From a man in your very precarious position.
30:10You know, I know who you are.
30:26No. Saved on introductions.
30:29Johnny Psycho, the murderer.
30:31Not true.
30:34That kid wraps himself up inside bowling and jumps in the lake today, yeah?
30:38Show some respect.
30:40That kid had a name.
30:43Nate.
30:44And his death was an accident.
30:46Right, that will not be why nobody hates you then.
30:49Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:54Not very popular, are you?
31:06Truth be told, I made some mistakes.
31:09I'll let things slip.
31:13But now I'm gonna make up for it.
31:16The storm's coming.
31:21Not literally, idiot.
31:24Read.
31:25You caused a bit of one though, didn't you?
31:29What, with your little siege?
31:31Yeah, I read all about that in the news.
31:34A sword.
31:35Very, er...
31:36Very visually arresting.
31:38Not quite as effective as a bullet though.
31:42I came this close.
31:44To putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:48Just after I drugged you and stopped you shooting my husband.
31:51No, I was so wrong about you.
31:55You're completely mentally stable.
31:57Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
32:01Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything.
32:02He knows where his future lies.
32:04But there's a bit of work to be done first though.
32:09Cause this is your little squat, is it?
32:12I like what you've done with the place.
32:14Well, I see.
32:16Yours, it's, er...
32:17It's mine, no.
32:18Well, it suits you.
32:23Just need to knock together a little padded cell for ya.
32:26Cause that's where you're ending up.
32:28I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:31Together, like we are meant to be.
32:33Happy, content and committed to each other.
32:37With you and Robert nowhere to be seen.
32:39By anyone ever again.
32:43Tell me one thing Necoming Clean will achieve.
32:46I'll tell you two.
32:47She'll know the truth.
32:49Jacob will know the truth.
32:50And also Mack will know the truth.
32:51And yeah, I know that's three.
32:52I've had a drink. Sue me.
32:54Oh no, beautiful speech, Vanessa.
32:56Have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?
33:01Feels like that's your job, don't you think?
33:04No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job if I just...
33:06If they just... if they just lie to her for the rest of her life.
33:09She's never gonna forgive me for this and you know that.
33:12It's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:27Kindred spirits.
33:28Oh, cute.
33:29I am actually, yeah.
33:30Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a grave on Christmas day?
33:31She's that where you've been.
33:33Oh sorry, is this a private party?
33:38It doesn't have to be. Sit down.
33:39We didn't want to intrude.
33:40No, no, no, not at all.
33:41It's Mary not with you?
33:42No, she's a...
33:43She's a very keen Scrabble player.
33:44Very keen and serious.
33:45We didn't lie to her.
33:46I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
33:47To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
33:48Has he?
33:49No.
33:50I got a card.
33:51It just said K.
33:52I know what he's done but no one should be alone at this time if he...
33:59scrabble player very keen and serious we didn't lie to her I said I wanted to
34:05check on Kevin to see if he checked in with you at all has he no I got a card
34:12just said Kay I know what he's done but no one should be alone at this time if
34:18you want a drink oh I reckon Claret could be trouble on bubbles I'm not I'm
34:24Randy on Shandy I'll have a Shandy just joking or am I cheers everyone well
34:35just hang on a sec I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself oh well
34:44that's not true but carry on that's good it's very good I just I just want to say
34:52this year has been a bit well I mean even by our standards it's it's been a weird
34:58one it's been hard mostly very hard sometimes scary and it's been sad
35:16but it's also been amazing and although you most of you are a pain in the back side
35:27you're family we're family and I'm glad we've got each other so you know Merry Christmas
35:41Merry Christmas
35:43Merry Christmas
35:45to family
35:47well and you
35:49Sarah wants this baby so much
35:53no she wants her baby so much and this isn't that you got pregnant by your husband your husband
36:01who's already had one child ripped out of his life and and and despite your age defying lady bits
36:07lady bits isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad
36:11it's just it's so wrong on so many levels
36:15do you know what else it is none of my business bingo
36:19do you know what I'm gonna do right now
36:21I'm gonna go home and I suggest you follow and get Johnny and go home yourself
36:25preferably without shouting your mouth off
36:45Merry Christmas
36:47Merry Christmas
36:49Merry Christmas
36:51right torch is on
36:53okay let's go see Grandad
36:55do you want it? we'll swap
36:57thank you
37:01been a bit quiet on the way over here
37:05been thinking about your mum
37:07always
37:09I didn't even get to buy her a present
37:11oh yeah
37:13I'll ever get to buy her a present again
37:17ka-ching
37:21what are we doing
37:23well you didn't think of that spanner was your Christmas present did you?
37:27yeah
37:37what's this?
37:39this is a lot of hard work
37:41so you up for it?
37:43me?
37:44why?
37:45because this is your car
37:47Merry Christmas son
37:49is it actually mine?
37:51well I mean it's a bit of a stare at the moment
37:54okay
37:57well it won't be when we're finished though
37:59cause me and you are gonna turn this into the best car for miles
38:03three years
38:04what?
38:05well you know until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17
38:08so you're up for it or what?
38:10yeah
38:11definitely
38:12well let's take a look
38:16okay
38:18yeah
38:19so
38:20you know
38:21all right
38:22for sure
38:23I've got to go
38:24well
38:25you know
38:27you know
38:28you know
38:29yeah
38:30you know
38:31that's not good
38:32why
38:33why
38:34you know
38:35why
38:36the
38:37you
38:38you
38:39you
38:39you
38:40Like I didn't exist.
39:10Can you stop walking into me, please?
39:24Well, we're certain it's me that's walking into you, are we?
39:28Absolutely. 110%.
39:30Oh, no. Don't be that person.
39:32What person?
39:33The butcherer of percentages.
39:35Butcherer is not a word.
39:38Yes, it is.
39:39What's it mean, then?
39:41Someone who butchers.
39:44It's just a butcher.
39:46Are you going to open the door, then, or what?
39:48You've got the keys.
39:49Oh, you've got the keys?
39:50You've got the keys in your hand right now.
39:53Oh!
39:55I think I might be a bit drunk.
39:57Yeah, well, you're stone-cold sober compared to Aron.
39:59Do you think he's still asleep?
40:01Oh, yeah.
40:03He'll be flat out in that back room all night.
40:07Yes!
40:08Yes!
40:13Where have you been?
40:15Out.
40:16Yeah, I think the clue was when you walked back in.
40:19Where'd you go?
40:20I went for a walk.
40:23Oh, right.
40:24Be like that, Mr...
40:26International Man of Mystery.
40:32So...
40:33Not an easy day, then.
40:36Oh, it's been fun.
40:38Where is everyone?
40:40Er...
40:41Vanessa and Johnny have gone home.
40:43Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter and...
40:47Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze.
40:52We are alone.
40:56For once.
40:58Do you want to take advantage?
40:59Mm-hmm.
41:01And we're good.
41:03We're great.
41:04Come on, then.
41:07Come on, then.
41:09Now, let's get out of here.
41:10Come on, then.
41:12Come on, then.
41:14Look.
41:18Hey!
41:31Glad tidings one and all!
41:32Hey! Glad tidings running all!
41:35Oh, back out of your boat!
41:37All that!
42:02That's better.
42:30Big day.
42:31Hey. Big year.
42:35I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:39Hey, I'll go check. Won't be sick.
43:01No, he's fine. He won't be tomorrow, but that's his problem.
43:11No, he's fine. He won't be tomorrow, but that's his problem.
43:21So many people care about you, but not one of them as much as I do.
43:352025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:4126, no.
43:45That is going to be the best year ever.
43:47Because you and me, we're going to be together. No matter what.
43:57It's going to be the best year.
43:59I don't know.
44:01That's right.
44:03I got it.
44:05I'm going to be the best year.
44:07I got it.
44:09I love you.
44:11I got it.
44:13Transcription by CastingWords
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