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00:30Do you remember when she did that reading at the cathedral, all dressed up in a school
00:39uniform?
00:40Feels like a million years ago.
00:42Hmm.
00:43We've lived with this threat for days.
00:48She's had months, months of this torture.
00:55Come on, you've been up half the night, why don't you go back to-
00:59We're looking at loans.
01:03Look, I understand your reasoning, but paying Ray off is not going to work.
01:10We have to try.
01:11He's going to keep moving the goalposts.
01:13This so-called debt, it's not real, it's not an actual figure we need to clear.
01:18But if we pay him enough, he might move on, find somebody else to target.
01:24There is an alternative.
01:26Go on.
01:28We tell Cain.
01:31Then I just walked out.
01:34Well, the good news is the generator's fixed.
01:36Yeah?
01:37What's the bad news?
01:38Parts cost 80 quid, so that's the water bill up the spout.
01:40Tough week.
01:41Tough life.
01:42I'll just tell him Matty about jacking me job in.
01:46Yeah, no wonder how anyone can work for that creep is beyond me.
01:49Well, you spurred him on.
01:50I'm sorry.
01:51I didn't want to leave you in a hole.
01:53A hole?
01:54You're his saviour.
01:55Am I?
01:56Too right.
01:57If you'd not offered me that job, I'd still be there now.
02:01Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:02I didn't offer you a job.
02:03What?
02:04Yeah, he did.
02:05But you said Moira could do with someone like me up at the farm and he said something about
02:11cloning.
02:12Oh, Sam, no, mate, it were a joke.
02:16Not like a joke joke, you know, I meant like, I mean, you know, if she had the money, then
02:20of course she'd love to have you.
02:22So there is no job?
02:25Great.
02:26So you've chucked in your chips with no to go to.
02:28I never thought.
02:29Well, you'd better start thinking, hadn't you, about how you're going to get your job
02:33back.
02:34Hey, how's it going?
02:39Don't ask.
02:41Another day in the madhouse.
02:43Right, so I don't have to activate the card or anything, I can just use it.
02:48Great.
02:49Oh, no, you have been amazeballs, Rico.
02:53Oh, thanks, babes.
02:56So it's not a mistake?
02:59Fifteen glorious grand.
03:02Yeah, which doesn't belong to you.
03:04Not according to Rico.
03:05Whose name's there on the account, eh?
03:07Right, well, someone tell me what's going on.
03:08She got a letter from a bank.
03:10Not her bank, but...
03:11There's an account with a big lump sum of cash in it, with yours truly's name on it.
03:15Yeah, an account that she didn't even set up.
03:17Using an address that she doesn't even live at.
03:19Doesn't that sound weird?
03:20Well, yeah, really weird, but what are you going to spend it on?
03:23She's not.
03:24Like hell I'm not.
03:25This is my lucky day.
03:27Yeah, until the fraud squad get on your case.
03:29Could be identity theft carry.
03:31They could rack up bills in your name.
03:33Apply for credit.
03:34You need to report it to the police.
03:39No.
03:40No way.
03:41I'm not having him involved in this.
03:42But he'd make mincemeat of Ray.
03:44You know he would.
03:45If he was a one-man ban, yeah.
03:47But we're way, way beyond that.
03:50We don't know what we're dealing with, how big this operation is.
03:52It wouldn't just be Cain though, would it?
03:54He could get some other family from Ireland to back him up.
03:56And Ross.
03:57Drag even more people into it.
03:59We've seen what they're capable of.
04:01You add Cain into that mix, it could make things a thousand times worse.
04:04Supposing he loses his cool, which he will.
04:07They could target Kyle, Isaac, they could livestream his entire family being run over.
04:11But...
04:12No, Rowan, I'm not going there.
04:13It's bad enough having to stand by watching this psycho cause you up to Laurel
04:17without dragging more people into this mess.
04:20So we just carry on getting blackmailed then.
04:23April at the mercy of their every sick whim.
04:26We're desperate, Marlon.
04:28We don't have a choice.
04:29Not everybody has a cane in their lives, but we do.
04:32And we need to take advantage of that.
04:38So we've got popcorn, nachos, pick a mix, you know salsa.
04:41Someone's gone to town.
04:42Oh yeah, I mean the classic deserves a full, you know.
04:44Cinema treatment.
04:45Oh, I wish my hands.
04:47Yo!
04:48You made it great!
04:49How'd you get in?
04:50Like I don't know where your spare key is.
04:52It's a bit early for lunch, innit?
04:53Nah, I'm on a half day, so I'm going to join yous.
04:56Sorry, er, join...
04:57Yeah, do you want us to watch the movie?
04:58Go for a little in.
04:59Ooh!
05:00We've got popcorn.
05:01Are these allowed?
05:02Er...
05:03Ah!
05:04Oh!
05:05Wait, do me, do me!
05:06What are you getting nachos?
05:07The drinks as well, mate.
05:08Mmm.
05:09Er, yeah.
05:10Have we got in there?
05:11Are these allowed, by the way?
05:12I think.
05:13I hope so.
05:14Do you want one?
05:15Ooh, there we go.
05:16Yeah.
05:17How's about, hot and brasserie, you and me and a plate full of snacks?
05:21Arthur's out tonight and the likelihood of me getting a babysitter in the run-up to Christmas
05:26is impossible.
05:27No hassle.
05:28What if I rustle up a three-course meal instead?
05:30What?
05:31What, you?
05:32King of Tasty?
05:33Yeah, well, I've got to learn sometime.
05:34Besides, I've bagged myself a new mentor, haven't I?
05:37Hi.
05:38Hey, mate, I was just telling Laurel what you're going to give me.
05:40You what?
05:41What?
05:42Your famous tiramisu recipe.
05:43Oh, yeah, love that.
05:45Yeah, yeah, sure.
05:46No problem.
05:47I'll drop it.
05:48Thanks, I owe you, mate.
05:50Yeah.
05:51Yeah.
05:58Hello.
05:59After summer.
06:00Er, kind of, yeah.
06:02Erm.
06:03My car.
06:04What, what, can you give me for it?
06:06You getting rid of any more?
06:08Yeah, we just, we're downsizing.
06:10We just want a little run-around for April for when she sells lessons, you know.
06:14And Ernie from the malt shovel, he's selling his hatchback, but he er, he wants cash.
06:18So, what do you reckon?
06:20And when do you need it for?
06:22Er, today, tomorrow, latest, he's after a quick sale.
06:26Do you want to back up and start that again?
06:29What do you mean?
06:30Do you think I'd believe a word of that?
06:32Like I'd make it up?
06:33How many people, do you think, come in here and ask me to take a car off their hands?
06:37Cash.
06:38Same day.
06:39Come on, it's hardly stolen, Cain.
06:41Yeah, I know that, but what I don't know is why you need to get rid of it so fast.
06:45Forget it.
06:47Stop it.
06:48Don't go stop it.
06:49Are you not interested?
06:50I'll find someone else.
06:52Wow.
06:53What else have you got?
06:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:56Stop encouraging her.
06:57You promised you were going to ring the police.
06:59Well, yeah, I know, and then I thought, how often do you get 15k for free?
07:03How many more times?
07:04It's not your account.
07:06Oh, semantics.
07:07It's all Codswallop.
07:08I learnt that from Radio 4.
07:10That's the perks of living with your granddad.
07:12And what sort of perk is that?
07:14The perk of nicking money from some bank account she knows nothing about.
07:18Some scam artist has set one up in her name.
07:20It's got alarm bells all over it, but clearly it's worth it to dress up in whatever that is.
07:24Oi!
07:25This is couture.
07:27Anyway, it's free money.
07:28Only it's not though, is it?
07:30No.
07:31It certainly is not.
07:34Can you talk some sense into her?
07:36I think I'd stand a better chance if I did that on my own.
07:43See ya.
07:44Bye.
07:45Bye.
07:48Like I'm going to take any advice from you and your dodgy details.
07:51I set up that account.
07:55What?
07:56Well, no.
07:57Forget it.
07:58It's worth double that.
07:59No, no.
08:00No.
08:01Forget it.
08:02I'll find some other chancer.
08:03If you're short on money, I can find you some work.
08:08How the hell did you get in?
08:10I thought you would have started locking your doors by now.
08:13Well, maybe I would if my head wasn't all over the shop.
08:17But still.
08:18You really should be careful.
08:20You never know who's going to walk in.
08:22A thousand scum in my time.
08:24But you!
08:25Careful, Marlon.
08:28Now, I have been very understanding up to this point.
08:31But my patience is wearing thin.
08:34How much?
08:35What?
08:37How much is this debt?
08:39What's it going to cost to get you out of our lives?
08:41Oh.
08:42Finally.
08:43We got there in the end.
08:47Hmm.
08:48Er...
08:5120k.
08:5520.
08:56Yeah.
08:57And that's not just for drugs.
08:58Covering up a murder does not...
09:00I'll get it.
09:01I haven't got it, no, but I'll get it, I'll get it.
09:04Well, until you do, April gets back to work.
09:07She had enough time off.
09:09If you seriously think I'm ever going to let her deal for you again,
09:13you must be tapped.
09:15Well, here's what I think.
09:18I think you haven't got a choice.
09:22You owe me big time and I want paying.
09:26And I don't really care how.
09:29Is that right?
09:30I'm going to tell me what's going on.
09:45It's a private discussion.
09:47He was threatening you.
09:48Ah.
09:49Ah.
09:50Now, I never threatened anybody.
09:51I simply said that Marlon here owes me some money.
09:54Which you do, don't you, Marlon?
09:57Good.
09:58Do you want to tell the nice man what happened?
10:04I ran into the back of his car.
10:06It's why I need the money so fast.
10:07You see, I am the victim here.
10:12You will be, pal.
10:13You try leaning on him again.
10:17But I'm out of pocket.
10:18Am I supposed to let that slide?
10:19Do one!
10:20I needed to find a safe place to put some money.
10:36Should I have to go into care, all the money that's in my account, all my savings, all that I've worked hard for could be obliterated.
10:47This is the best way to safeguard the future.
10:53Protect the people I love.
10:56Eric.
10:58I don't know what to say.
11:00You're not, you're not angry.
11:03Angry?
11:05No.
11:06You've just gifted me 15k.
11:09No.
11:11That's not for you.
11:13It's for Jacob.
11:15You are.
11:17Why didn't you put it in his name?
11:19Well, you saw the way he reacted.
11:22If he found out that I was siphoning money, dodging the tax man...
11:27Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:28Is this illegal?
11:32Technically, I'm only allowed to give £3,000 a year.
11:36Right.
11:38So why is there 15 in an account in my name?
11:41Because if anything should happen, you could give it to Jacob.
11:45How could you do this behind me back?
11:48Do you know if I hadn't found that letter, what would you have done with it?
11:52Burnt it.
11:54Had I told you?
11:55When, Eric?
11:57From beyond the grave?
11:59What would you have done? Spelt it out in a Ouija board?
12:01Do you know what?
12:02I cannot even look at you right now.
12:05You sneaky.
12:08Underhand.
12:10Snake.
12:13Things got out of hand yesterday.
12:15Let me guess, you're now here to ask for your job back?
12:18I shouldn't have spelted all that stuff.
12:20No.
12:21No, you shouldn't have.
12:24But we have been here before, haven't we?
12:27The only difference is this time you have successfully freed yourselves from the shackles of employment.
12:33You are?
12:34To be honest, I'm not even sure whether we need a gamekeeper.
12:38To be quite frank, you were a financial burden.
12:42A surplus to requirements.
12:45Well, that's rubbish. You can't just let porches run amok.
12:47No, no. This is the age of technology. They have camera traps. Drones. There is a myriad of technology that makes little old you rather redundant.
12:57So, what? That's it. I'm sacked.
12:58No. No, no. You quit. Which means no severance pay.
13:10However, I'm not a vengeful man. And as you know, I'm a big fan of charity.
13:22What's that mean?
13:23You can have your job back. Lucky for you, you still have your advance you need to pay back.
13:32Sam?
13:35I'll see you tomorrow.
13:36Don't be late.
13:41Okay. What was all that about?
13:44Just making him sing for his supper.
13:47If you want to play cat and mouse, find some other target.
13:51You didn't hear the things he said about me.
13:53Sam and Lydia are extended family and they'll be treated as such.
13:57And what's all this about in advance?
13:59So, how much damage are we talking?
14:04A grand.
14:06You ran off your cat for a grand?
14:08No, we're not right now. I told you, with downsizing, this, it just, it sped things up.
14:13Well, why not go through the insurance?
14:15Cos...
14:17I forgot to renew.
14:18You forgot?
14:19I've kind of had other things on my mind, like driving my daughter to hospital to see her boyfriend on life support.
14:23Yeah, but...
14:24What's with all the questions?
14:26I screwed up, okay?
14:27Right, I'll take a look, see what I can do.
14:31Do?
14:32The car.
14:34Tell him to bring it round to me.
14:36No, he's already taken it in.
14:38Well, no wonder you're being fleeced. Why didn't you come to me?
14:41Because, for once, just once, I wanted to sort something out on my own.
14:44Is that so difficult to understand?
14:50You sure that's all there is to this?
14:52Sorry, is that not enough? I've committed a crime.
14:54I've racked up a grand's worth of damn sorry that's not dramatic enough for you.
14:57Oh, what?
14:58Just calm down. Nobody's died.
15:01We sold the car now, anyway. So, this time tomorrow, I'll be out of the hole. It's sorted.
15:05So, it's all sorted, then.
15:11Joe toyed with him a little.
15:14Well, as long as he's got his job back, that's all I care about.
15:17Oh, he told me about Jason Donovan. The tickets.
15:21It was meant to be tonight.
15:22Oh, you must be so disappointed.
15:25I think gutted is the word.
15:27Sam had it all planned out.
15:29He was going to put them in an envelope with, especially for you, on the front.
15:33And sealed with a kiss on the back.
15:34Aww.
15:35I know. Tacky.
15:37But sweet, eh?
15:39Anyhow, it's probably for the best.
15:41If that had been Neil Diamond, I'd have put a hit on those scammers.
15:45Oh, I don't have time to be worrying about them. I've got enough on me mind.
15:48Oh.
15:49It's Christmas fair.
15:51It's a right mess.
15:52And it's going to take hours to get it back on track.
15:55We've sold hardly any tickets, nothing's organised, and the only act we've got is Bob.
15:59Bob?
16:00I know.
16:01Well, we don't have any money.
16:03Which brings me to the raffle.
16:05Now, I know you said...
16:07Let's see what we can find, shall we?
16:09Oh, bless you.
16:11Now, I don't want to put too much pressure on you,
16:13but anything that you can do to sprinkle some Kim Tate magic.
16:17Oh.
16:19Well.
16:20How about a bottle of wine?
16:22Wine?
16:24Well, it is for a kids' charity.
16:27Yeah, but they're raffles for adults, presumably.
16:30I suppose so.
16:31Oh.
16:32There you go, then.
16:33Ta.
16:34Don't mention it.
16:36Right, well, erm...
16:38I'd best be getting off.
16:39Thanks again.
16:40OK.
16:43So why don't you put your feet up and put the get on?
16:46You're not joining me, then?
16:47I will.
16:48I'm just gonna grab the recipe.
16:49Oh.
16:50And then I'll be home.
16:51Oh, home.
16:52Oh.
16:53Is that what you're calling it?
16:55Sorry, I didn't mean it to sell.
16:56No, no.
16:57I like it.
16:58No more sorries.
16:59No more sorries.
17:00Hey.
17:02I do not appreciate threats from your inbred family.
17:04I've shut Cain down.
17:05Well, you've been half.
17:06Because that quote I gave you is a limited honor.
17:08I'm just gonna grab the recipe.
17:09Oh.
17:10And then I'll be home.
17:11Oh, home.
17:12Oh.
17:13Is that what you're calling it?
17:14Oh.
17:15Oh.
17:16Oh.
17:17Oh.
17:18Oh.
17:19Oh.
17:20Oh.
17:21Oh.
17:22Oh.
17:23Oh.
17:24Oh.
17:25Oh.
17:26Oh.
17:27Oh.
17:28Oh.
17:29Oh.
17:30Oh.
17:31I've shut Cain down.
17:32Well, you've been half.
17:33Because that quote I gave you is a limited offer.
17:35It will go up the longer I have to wait.
17:37So, if I were you, I would pay up.
17:40And I would pay up now.
17:56That was sick.
17:57We've got to do this again sometime.
17:58Yeah.
17:59Have you ever seen a Sharknado?
18:00That is well wicked.
18:01You'd love that.
18:02No way.
18:03I am not watching that with you again.
18:04He's well picky.
18:05All right.
18:06Okay.
18:07How about...
18:08Shark attack?
18:09No, no, no, no.
18:10Six-headed shark attack.
18:11That's the best.
18:12How many times, Cammy?
18:13Okay.
18:14Nothing with sharks in it.
18:15Fine.
18:16Lime again then.
18:17And I've got it on Blu-ray.
18:19In a bit, losers.
18:20Bye, Cammy.
18:21Get out.
18:22Oh.
18:23Oh.
18:24Oh.
18:25Oh.
18:26Oh.
18:27What's he like, eh?
18:29He told me what was going to happen in every scene.
18:31Yeah, well that's Cammy for you.
18:32Well, what about next time, just you and me?
18:35Oh, you fancy doing it again then?
18:37Yeah, it was fun.
18:38Oh, in the meantime, I've got a little gift.
18:41A copy of A Christmas Carol.
18:43I thought you could, you know, read it by tomorrow and tell me what you think.
18:46The whole thing?
18:47Yeah, it's really thin, you know.
18:48Only takes a couple of hours.
18:49Less time than die hard.
18:50Really?
18:51It's got, look.
18:52It's my copy as well.
18:53Oh.
18:54This book belongs to Lewis Wharton.
18:55Uh-huh.
18:56Is that it?
18:57Tell me about it.
18:58It's in Pollard's for a fiver.
18:59Main thing is, you got your job back.
19:00Oh.
19:01Should have seen Joe.
19:02Watching me grovel here.
19:03He loved it.
19:04Calling me a charity case.
19:05He did what?
19:06Told you they're as bad as your chubby.
19:07Nothing surprises me when it comes to him.
19:08But Kim.
19:09She's all smiles one day, saying she sees us like family.
19:10Yeah.
19:11Family you take the mick out of.
19:12Family you palm cheap booze off on.
19:13They love it.
19:14Watching them all.
19:15They love it.
19:16It's in Pollard's for a fiver.
19:17It's in Pollard's for a fiver.
19:18Main thing is, you got your job back.
19:19Oh.
19:20Should have seen Joe.
19:21Watching me grovel here.
19:22He loved it.
19:23Calling me a charity case.
19:24He did what?
19:25Told you they're as bad as your chubby.
19:26Nothing surprises me when it comes to him.
19:27But Kim.
19:28She's all smiles one day, saying she sees us like family.
19:30Yeah.
19:31Family you take the mick out of.
19:32Family you palm cheap booze off on.
19:35They love it.
19:36Watching us, scrabbling around for pennies.
19:39Spending more on epoxy lunch than we spend on grub in a month.
19:43Family don't do that.
19:45No.
19:46They don't.
19:4820,000?
19:49We don't have that sort of money.
19:52That's why we need to sell the car.
19:53Where are we supposed to get the rest?
19:55Like I said, I've been looking at loans.
19:56Oh, Marlon, do you really think they'll give us one?
19:58We're already up to our eyes in debt.
20:01My trial cost enough and all those weeks that April was missing.
20:04No, we've got to be realistic.
20:06Then we have to find some other way.
20:08Please.
20:09I need you to be with me on this.
20:11What's to stop Ray from putting the rug from under us, eh?
20:13Taking the 20,000 and then continuing with the threats.
20:16He's hardly a man of his word.
20:18Nothing.
20:19Absolutely nothing.
20:20But if there's any way of ending this, this hell,
20:24then we've got to at least try.
20:28And he swears, does he?
20:29That it will all be over.
20:3120,000 pounds.
20:33No more debt.
20:34No more intimidation.
20:35That's what he says.
20:40Then we just have to hope that he sticks to his word, eh?
20:42Well, I could get used to this.
20:53Days off.
20:55Getting pampered.
20:57Should be a regular thing.
20:59Hmm.
21:01Yeah?
21:02Hmm.
21:05Oh.
21:06Oh.
21:10Em calling.
21:11Who are you?
21:12James Bond?
21:14I wish.
21:15Nightmare customer.
21:17You're not going to get it?
21:18Nah.
21:19Let him wait.
21:20He was supposed to pay up front, but...
21:24Looks like I'll have to wish you a payment plan.
21:26Oh, I hate those things.
21:27I know.
21:29You never pay off what you owe.
21:31It can take...
21:32Years.
21:34What can I say?
21:36Some people you just can't help.
21:39This is the same.
21:41It's the same.
21:47And...
21:49Ellie.
21:51Ellie.
21:53Ellie.
21:57Ellie.
21:59Ellie.
22:02Ellie.
22:04Ellie.
22:05Ellie.
22:07Ellie.
22:09You
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