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Emmerdale 12th December 2025
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00:26You've got me like the butler here.
00:49Come on, let's give me biceps.
00:51Look, we need to have a word about you packing.
00:53How come you've got double I have for just a few nights away?
00:56Well, I'm in everything but the kitchen sink, ma'am.
00:58What if it rained?
00:59What if there was a heatwave?
01:01Kim, we're back.
01:02Wow.
01:03Keep it down.
01:05Someone's moody.
01:06No, I'm talking to myself.
01:07Actually, I feel a bit sick.
01:08Nice bedhead.
01:09You got Jason Donovan up there?
01:11I never got near him.
01:13Anyway, the only action I'm getting is all in my head.
01:16Where's the boss?
01:17No idea.
01:18I've not seen her since yesterday when she came into the hide looking for Lydia.
01:22By the time I got to the pub for Jason, she'd already gone.
01:25You didn't see her come back?
01:27No.
01:28But I was a bit busy splitting up a fangirl fight between Kerry and Vanessa for Le Donovan.
01:33Anyway, can you go away?
01:35Because I need about 5,000 calories to shift this hangover and that is a lot.
01:39I'm going to give her a call.
01:42Me and Mandy have been in and out of that hospital so much.
01:46So hang on.
01:47The police have no idea who knocked him down.
01:49Well, it's probably not a priority.
01:51Dylan's lucky to have so many people rooting for him.
01:53Should we go back in the house?
01:55If we pretend we haven't seen him, it's going to look weird.
01:57Yet you want to pick up a brick and smash his face and so do I.
02:00But we can't.
02:01We have to wait for Dylan.
02:02I just hate having to see April dealing and making time.
02:06Morning.
02:07Hiya.
02:08Mandy's at work, so who's at the hospital?
02:10Er, April.
02:12How is she?
02:13Er, you know.
02:14Happiest when she's by his bed.
02:16Think the young ones would have run a mile.
02:18She's got a real sense of, er, responsibilities that one.
02:21Well, I have to say, I think you'd do the same for her.
02:24Yes, yeah.
02:25Well, fingers crossed it goes the right way.
02:27Am I still invited for tea?
02:28Yeah, if you play your cards work.
02:30Oh.
02:32Er, Mandy said she thought Dylan squeezed her hand last night.
02:36Well, it could be a wishful, thank you.
02:45Lydia, would you deep fry me some bread?
02:48Well, do it yourself, Gabby.
02:49I just know Lydia's got certain pants for certain things.
02:53Don't worry, he's just miffed, he didn't get to meet Jason.
02:56Any word on Kim?
02:57Nope.
02:59Don't look so worried.
03:00Her bed's made, I mean, she'll be out on a ride or something.
03:02She's a big girl.
03:03Er, I didn't make her bed.
03:05Well, maybe she made it herself.
03:09Call the stables, see if there's a horse missing.
03:11Aye, pretty mad day yesterday.
03:13Have you seen Kim?
03:15She didn't come back yesterday.
03:16Have you seen her recently?
03:18Oh, well, like Sam said, it were pretty mad.
03:21She left while I was talking to Jason.
03:23I didn't think anything of it at the time.
03:25Well, maybe she copped off.
03:27I was so depressed, if that's the case.
03:29Well, one of you knows something.
03:31Oh!
03:32Poachers.
03:34What?
03:35Yeah, that was it.
03:36Vanessa said something about her hearing some shooting up here and then Kim left.
03:40Why are you just saying this now?
03:42Because I just remembered.
03:44It's all black holes up here.
03:45Anyway, she'll be fine.
03:49Something's up.
03:50I'm gonna go look for her.
03:51I think she knows about this shoot.
03:56She knows we've ripped her off and she's skulking out there waiting.
04:01And then as soon as she's ready...
04:03Bam!
04:05Are you two coming?
04:10Er, Jacob's just popping round, by the way.
04:13To look at a letter about a scan.
04:16Well, you know how to have a party.
04:18In fact, I deserve a party after slaying Kerry at those kids games yesterday.
04:23Grant, can you please not turn this into some middle aged lady feud?
04:26What?
04:27I could have said old.
04:28She really means a lot to Jacob.
04:30Yeah, well, good job he's a doctor.
04:31Cos, you know what?
04:32If she kicks off again, he can stitch her up.
04:36Please ignore everything she says about Kerry.
04:38She loves her, really.
04:39Is this gonna turn into competitive grannies?
04:41Yeah, that's what I just said.
04:44Well, I've got a wedding to compete over first, so...
04:48Scan is on Thursday.
04:50Can't wait.
04:5120 weeks already.
04:52And only 20 to go.
04:53Wow, someone's good at the pregnancy mask.
04:56And you're not going to this one on your own?
04:58Look, I've said I'm sorry about that.
04:59You know, I only went to check everything was okay before you lot piled in.
05:03It's been three months since we last saw it.
05:06It was a little avocado then.
05:07Thought it was gonna be a proper baby.
05:08Sounds like we've got Professor Robert Winston in the house.
05:11Are you gonna find out the sex and all?
05:13Yeah, probably.
05:16I thought you were bothered.
05:17Yeah, about that.
05:19I think we need to have a little chat.
05:21Catch you later, alright?
05:22Without big ears.
05:23Kim?
05:28Kim?
05:30You still think this is an ambush?
05:32I hope so.
05:33Cos if she's not waiting to pounce out on us, then she's missing or worse.
05:36Kim?
05:37I should've just asked her for the loan instead of going behind her back.
05:40Don't blame yourself.
05:41She trusted me and I lied to her.
05:43Kim?
05:44Stop panicking.
05:45No good ever came from lying.
05:46Kim?
05:47Kim has told more lies than me and you put together.
05:49How do you think she got all this?
05:57Kim?
05:58Jo?
06:01Right.
06:02Her horse is missing and all.
06:04Guys!
06:05I found her!
06:06Kim!
06:07Hurry up!
06:08She's in a bad way!
06:09I'm coming!
06:10Jo!
06:11We're up near the old oak.
06:13Call an ambulance.
06:20Ah, you alright?
06:22Oof.
06:23Oh!
06:24Is your face saying that I smell?
06:25I mean, probably do.
06:26Tony got me exhausted.
06:28So long as you're having fun.
06:30Wouldn't go that far.
06:31So what are you seeing in for then?
06:34Are you okay?
06:37Yeah.
06:38No, yeah I am.
06:39There's, erm...
06:40There's bacon in the fridge, yeah?
06:41I'm trying to get fit so I wouldn't want bacon.
06:47I'm the same meself.
06:49But for different reasons.
06:51Sorry, where did you come from?
06:52This sofa, you're blind.
06:54What time is it?
06:56Oh, great.
06:57That's me dead.
06:58Thanks for letting me take a nap.
06:59I didn't.
07:00Look.
07:01Mind me dinner in the pool, man.
07:02I'll tell you why Binny's being a bit more weird.
07:03Well, apart from his usual weirdness.
07:07Oh, and have a bath, bro, cos you are musky.
07:12Yeah, so Kim came up saying she wanted to make a big introduction.
07:14I'm thinking, yeah, yeah.
07:16That'll add a bit of panache to me taking the stage.
07:19Anyway.
07:20Ink Boone's JD says,
07:22Ah, it's my absolute pleasure.
07:25Taking my flipping limelight, leaving me like a lemon.
07:28And he said it like that, did he?
07:29Yeah.
07:30It's my absolute pleasure.
07:31Well, I had no idea Jason Donovan was Swedish.
07:34I thought I know exactly what's happened here.
07:36You see, I was practicing in the gents.
07:38He's coming for a tinkle.
07:39He's heard me sing.
07:41We're not still on with the Donovan feud, are we?
07:44He's heard me sing, and he's jealous.
07:46I'll tell you he's jealous, Bob.
07:48Table number four.
07:49Because table number six was served about half an hour ago.
07:51He wouldn't have treated Taylor Swift like that.
07:55Is he working here?
07:57Oh, and I prefer a pint.
07:58Well, tough. I'm not being dominated by both of you today.
08:01Bottle's fine, thanks.
08:02I've given him a shift because he was bored at the B&B.
08:05Okay.
08:06More fool me, but, you know, the customers seem to love him
08:08and it's fresh meat for me to pick on.
08:11Oh, no!
08:12Rona, don't sneak off, please.
08:13Please, we need all hands on deck.
08:14Er, no purse.
08:15I'm an idiot.
08:16I'm just gonna nip back home.
08:17I'll get it.
08:18Er, two mulled wines, please.
08:20Always best to keep on the good side of the vet.
08:26Small frame panfire!
08:29I wouldn't wanna domineer.
08:30Sorry, two ticks.
08:33You can add the cost of the drink to what you already owe.
08:37You think you can make me do anything, don't you?
08:40Yes.
08:41If Charity knew, if they all knew about the drugs,
08:45what you do to kids to Dylan,
08:48I could shout it all out right now and they would tear you apart.
08:52Well, that would certainly kill the pre-Christmas vibe.
08:56Do you know I love him, but I could kill him.
08:58Right, what was it?
08:59Yes, two mulled wines coming up.
09:02Oh, Rona.
09:05Try smiling.
09:11You're doing amazing, Kim.
09:13Absolutely amazing.
09:15And everything's gonna be fine.
09:18Don't leave me.
09:19Of course I'm not gonna leave you.
09:21And the ambulance won't be long now.
09:23You said that ages ago.
09:25Yeah, cause they know it's you that needs it.
09:27And you're hard as nails, you could probably cartwheel to hospital.
09:32They smiled this early in the day.
09:34Where's that ice?
09:36Your horse is absolutely fine.
09:38Dawn, love, will you make sure she keeps the legs straight?
09:47It is alright, love. I'll do it. You hold her hand.
09:53Worse.
09:55Just like my dad.
09:57I know you both miss him.
09:59And I'm sorry.
10:02Kim.
10:05Oh my god, Lydia.
10:06Poor Dawn.
10:07Go and tell the ambulance that we need to be quick.
10:09And run!
10:11Kim, you're staying with me.
10:13Kim!
10:26I could deal for you.
10:34Till April's debt is cleared, I'll do it.
10:38Wow.
10:40Interesting idea.
10:42White, middle class, well spoken.
10:46But at the first sign of trouble, you would literally pee your pants.
10:50Look, we just talk for once, woman to woman.
10:55You see, I hate that.
10:57The presumption of maternal imperative, some soft swat that you are desperate to tap into.
11:02All you and I have in common is protect and survive.
11:06And we're both doing that.
11:08In our own special way.
11:11How do you sleep?
11:16I don't.
11:17And neither will April.
11:21Everything that's happened to her, happened to me.
11:25I even had my own Dylan.
11:27And some others.
11:29Young gone now, of course.
11:32But look how I turned out.
11:34Always better to be the hammer than the anvil.
11:37Oh.
11:39Ray told me that the boy is squeezing hands in the hospital.
11:43Wherever April goes, men's bodies just litter the pavement.
11:49Don't let Dylan's be the next one.
11:52He has survived everything you have done to him.
11:54And he will come through this.
11:56He's young.
11:57And he will come round and then we are all going to go talking to the police.
12:00Oh, yeah.
12:02Your time is up, monster.
12:04I do love to hear a mouse roar.
12:17Rona.
12:19You've overplayed your hand.
12:20Hey.
12:21How is she?
12:22What room is she in?
12:23She's in theatre.
12:24Her leg's badly broken.
12:25Lydia was amazing.
12:27It was something to do with those poachers.
12:29Ice managed to break free, staggered back to the yard.
12:31Vanessa said something about his injuries.
12:32Like what?
12:34There was a lot of damage.
12:35She said she'd call me when she knew more.
12:36Hey!
12:37What have I said about overalls in here?
12:38Same as I've said about long hair with women over 40, but...
12:43Did you get your duet with Jason?
12:44He was jealous!
12:45Oh!
12:46I'm not.
12:47I'm not.
12:48I'm not.
12:49I'm not.
12:50I'm not.
12:51I'm not.
12:52I'm not.
12:53I'm not.
12:54I'm not.
12:55I'm not.
12:56I'm not.
12:57I'm not.
12:58I'm not.
12:59I'm not.
13:00I'm not.
13:01I'm not.
13:02I'm not.
13:03I'm not.
13:04I'm not.
13:05I'm not.
13:06Oh!
13:07I've heard this ten times already, Tar.
13:09It can be frustrating, yeah.
13:12But I've persuaded a table of women to have sticky toffees against their better judgement.
13:18Think of the profit!
13:19Well, yes.
13:20I suppose you do have your charms, Bob.
13:22Even if you can't sing.
13:27Er, yeah.
13:28That works great for us.
13:31You've made our Christmas.
13:32Alright, bye.
13:34We need to plan a do.
13:38What for?
13:39Who was that?
13:40Oh, I don't want a gender reveal party if that's where you're going.
13:43That was the registry.
13:45We're all set for a Christmas Eve wedding.
13:47Just me and you, like you said.
13:49Yeah, well, I was thinking maybe we do need a reception and speeches and the welly.
13:54I mean, we've got to do something or they'll kill us.
13:56Okay.
13:57How about we get everybody here for a party and pretend it's a gender reveal.
14:02Then what?
14:03And then we get them on a bus, tell them they're going to our wedding at the registry and then
14:08back here for the reception.
14:10It's the best of both worlds then.
14:12We organise it all without a war.
14:14And they don't miss anything.
14:16You are dead devious.
14:18Well, I'm a little bit of Pollard and I'm marrying a Dingle, so it goes with the territory.
14:24You said you'd buy the dinner?
14:30Yeah, I did. Mine.
14:32Louis, if I'm carb-like, you're never going to find out what I've got to tell you.
14:36And what's that?
14:38Vinny fancies you.
14:46I've done something really stupid.
14:48You've got no milk.
14:49Oh, well, another time.
14:51Paddy's got some news.
14:52Yeah, they're definitely bringing Dylan out of the coma tomorrow.
14:55Right.
14:56Well, that's amazing.
14:58I just hope he's all, you know, all all right.
15:01Is April still there with him?
15:02We should get her back and feed her.
15:03No, not yet.
15:04No, er, let her stay until one of us gets there.
15:07Well, I'm going to the hospital now.
15:08Good, great.
15:09Yeah, I don't think he should be on his own and neither should April.
15:13You all right?
15:14Yeah, massively stressed.
15:15Same as you.
15:16Okay.
15:17Well, let's have a look at the work rota.
15:18Just make sure it's all fair.
15:19Lovely.
15:20Right, I'm going.
15:21See you later.
15:28One of us needs to be with Dylan all the time.
15:31More than we are now.
15:32Like every minute.
15:33And April shouldn't be there on her own from now on.
15:35Something happened with Celia at the pub.
15:37And I couldn't help it because she was goading me like she always does.
15:41What did you do?
15:42I told her that we were all going to make statements again to the police.
15:50Including Dylan.
15:51Once he wakes up.
15:52She knew I wasn't bluffing, Mum.
15:54I'm so sorry.
15:56But one of us needs to be by that bed every second.
15:57Otherwise they will get in there and they will kill him.
16:06Then that's what we'll have to do.
16:09I should probably sack him.
16:10Third time's a charm.
16:11He was his day off yesterday.
16:12Anyway, let Kim sack him if it has to happen.
16:13It will give her something to look forward to.
16:26Joe, it's just one of them things.
16:33How bad was it?
16:36Really bad.
16:38But Lydia was incredible.
16:41Between the two of them, they keep our place going.
16:45You feel bad now.
16:47Yeah, you should.
16:49So go and say something nice.
16:52Look, they're as scared as we are.
16:55It's time to step up.
17:00Just keep looking at your feet.
17:02Shall we just go over there now?
17:03And tell them everything.
17:04Get it over with.
17:07My heart says yes, but my head's seen.
17:10Not unless we have to.
17:12We are good people.
17:14We're not.
17:15And don't you dare say Kim's worse, cos she isn't.
17:18At least she's up front about her dishonesty.
17:20And she went to all that trouble yesterday just for me.
17:23She's my friend.
17:28Still waiting on news about Kim's horse.
17:31We all wish that we were there when it happened,
17:33but we've all got lives to live.
17:35And you are entitled to the odd day off, Sam.
17:38It was no-one's fault.
17:41It was no-one's fault.
17:53Aw, nice, isn't it?
17:55I just think he was a bit of a plank.
17:58But not any more.
18:00Have you got Bob on the payroll now?
18:02I am doing this for love.
18:04For Christmas spirit,
18:05and down to massive boredom at the B&B.
18:07Now that my chance of fitting the big time
18:09has been snatched away by he who shall remain nameless.
18:12Nice and done!
18:14Well, would it cheer you up if we invited you
18:16to a gender reveal party on Christmas Eve?
18:18Since when?
18:20I can't be bothered with all that nonsense.
18:22But if it's a free bar, I'm in.
18:25So far, so painless.
18:27What do you think Cain's gonna say
18:28when he finds out it's a wedding reception?
18:30Oh, he'll be chuffed.
18:31He thinks people that do gender reveal stuff
18:32should be taken out and shot.
18:35Babe, I thought you weren't bothered about this gender thingy.
18:37Well, it's what young people do, isn't it?
18:40You don't mind, do you?
18:42For you, you and this one?
18:43I'd do anything.
18:45Aww.
18:47Is that a tear?
18:51Oh, I can't.
18:53I know what you mean.
18:54Sometimes I think the coffee and the bother
18:56will come out the same pipe.
18:57Are we seriously talking about the vending machine?
19:01Look,
19:02if you just blurt it all out to Joe,
19:04you'll be relieved for about ten seconds.
19:06But it won't actually help Kim.
19:09Well,
19:10I don't know.
19:11Do you think it will?
19:12I hope you're not saying I'm selfish
19:13because I want to tell the truth.
19:14No.
19:15I'm saying,
19:16it won't help Kim,
19:17but it'll destroy us.
19:19Vanessa's been on.
19:21No news on Kim yet, though?
19:22No.
19:23It's going on and on, isn't it?
19:25What did Vanessa say?
19:27Apparently, some sort of homemade snare
19:28has got embedded in Ice's leg
19:31and caused a load of damage.
19:33So, obviously,
19:34Kim did have a run-in with poachers
19:35and she and the horse came off worse.
19:38I think we're going to have to get the police involved.
19:40Anyway,
19:41I'm going to try and find Joe.
19:42I said they could use the snares.
19:49It was me.
19:51Lydia,
19:52just
19:53don't.
19:57You do know Tony's a straight married man with three kids
20:00and he's, you know,
20:01and he's fifty?
20:02Yeah, well then,
20:03tell Vinny.
20:04What's he even said about that?
20:06Nothing with his mouth.
20:07It's all just eyes and sighs and...
20:12Say nothing.
20:14Er, do you want a drink?
20:16Oh, er, no, I'm alright, thanks.
20:17Oh, I'll have some chips
20:18and you'll never guess what, Vincent.
20:21Lewis's personal trainer, Tony,
20:24is fifty, straight
20:26and married with three kids.
20:28I thought they were an item.
20:29I'll think I might, eh?
20:31Right, right, yeah.
20:32Well, erm,
20:33don't be so hard on yourself.
20:35Hmm.
20:40Had to be done.
20:42He's me mate.
20:44It's the worst when you fancy someone
20:45and think that they're taken.
20:53Do you fancy him?
20:55Oh, I haven't really thought about it.
20:57Well,
20:59can you keep it that way?
21:00Look, we've got a great thing going us three, yeah?
21:02And any change might spoil it for me.
21:06Something's happening.
21:13What is it?
21:15Well, er,
21:17it's not good news.
21:19There's just been so much damage to the...
21:21What was it again?
21:23She's just far from in the clear.
21:26Sorry, they're just talking about
21:28the tissue and blood supply.
21:31If she doesn't make any improvements by tomorrow,
21:33then, erm...
21:34she's gonna lose her leg.
21:35She's gonna lose her leg.
21:36No.
21:37No.
21:48Alan Khan navigates the awkward teenage years
21:50in the new series of his smash hit comedy, Changing Ends.
21:54That's available right now on ITVX.
21:56But with more drama coming up for you this Friday night, stay there for Coronation Street next.
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