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Emmerdale 24th November 2025
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00:00This is you, full bed and board, as promised.
00:30Oh, don't worry about that, I'll get you a fresh one.
00:35You alright there, Ted? You take as long as you need. A couple of hours at least.
00:42Where is she?
00:45Anne?
00:46Anya.
00:47Anya, sorry. She's gone to the mortuary, hasn't she? While we sort out the formalities.
00:53The funeral?
00:54Yeah, that.
00:56You're gonna do it properly and treat her with respect.
01:01Of course. Don't you worry about that, Ted. Leave it with me.
01:05And, erm, I'll see if I can contact the family. See if they want to send flowers or...
01:12No, they're under a wreath from me. You can take out my wages.
01:20Of course, mate.
01:23You finished the jam again?
01:25I just really like jam, innit?
01:26Yeah, I realise. So don't put the empty jam jar in the cupboard.
01:31Remember there's a system, yeah?
01:32Yeah, I'll write it on the pan by the fridge.
01:34Exactly.
01:43It's half coming.
01:45Got your coffee and, er, this.
01:48Heart healthy.
01:50So?
01:51I know I gave you a hard time about the whole money thing.
01:56But now that you're flush again, you're gonna treat yourself, right?
02:00What?
02:02Keep enough money back for you.
02:03You might need specialist care.
02:05I, I just, I want you to have the best of the best.
02:09Which is why you should probably tell me your secret location, you know, cover all bases.
02:14I don't care about the money.
02:16Okay.
02:18Sorry, I'm just...
02:20mega stressed.
02:22About the robbery?
02:23No.
02:24No.
02:25Sorry.
02:26Okay.
02:27Yeah, it's just...
02:28My head.
02:30Going west.
02:33Having thoughts.
02:34Thoughts?
02:35Well, I'm sorry, I, I can't do this now. I've got to split.
02:37Yeah, well, okay. Go, go back to yours.
02:39No, I'm gonna go into town.
02:41Play the slots.
02:42Oh, cool.
02:44I just...
02:47I hate being lied to.
02:49Sorry?
02:50Beat me at pool.
02:51Slug off United.
02:52Punch me in the face as hard as you can.
02:53Just...
02:55Don't lie to me.
03:04Hey.
03:05Hey!
03:06Ah!
03:07Slow morning on the combines?
03:08Well, I don't actually drive them myself.
03:11I like to imagine it, though. It amuses me.
03:13I was in the middle of a very boring meeting and I thought, I need some Laurel in my life.
03:17Oh, is that Laurel who makes excellent coffee or is that Laurel who has a daughter crawling with knits?
03:22Oh, by the way, she's fine this morning, infestation free.
03:25You know who to call her, right?
03:26Yeah, I know who to call.
03:28Anyway, that rather excellent coffee?
03:31Yeah.
03:32And I have a squash brownie that I won't be able to sell.
03:35My treat.
03:36Hmm.
03:37You swore on me.
03:41Moira, it's me.
03:42Come in.
03:43Stick the kettle on.
03:45I'm just having a bit of a clear out.
03:48Ah.
03:49Charity shop.
03:51Bin or keep.
03:52Are you planning a Kayleigh or a Braveheart tribute?
03:56Charity shop it is, then.
03:58I, er, I had a visitor.
04:03Kim Tate.
04:04Oh, really?
04:05Mm-hmm.
04:06She rocked up unannounced to do a property inspection.
04:10The cheek of the woman.
04:12I sent her on her way.
04:14Oh.
04:15Would have loved to have seen that.
04:16Ah.
04:17Latest contract.
04:18It'll take more than Kim Tate to see us off.
04:21We make a great team.
04:34Where were you this morning?
04:36Leaving.
04:37His dad.
04:40I'll be there next shift.
04:43Well, tell him.
04:46Eh?
04:48Your little girlfriend.
04:51She's in there.
04:52She's in the face, yes.
04:53Postman just dumped her.
04:57You said she were in water.
05:00There were gonna be a funeral, eh?
05:03You promised.
05:16Ray!
05:17It'll just be the washer, Sam.
05:18There's nothing to do with a tap.
05:19We've got a bleak in you, Ben.
05:20Ah!
05:21Right, why don't we be really radical and call a plumber?
05:22I'll pay him with what?
05:23Some sleet and some massed yeast?
05:24We're broke.
05:25It'll be the washer again.
05:26It's not the flaming washer.
05:27Get yourself out of there.
05:28Let me clear you some space.
05:29Oh, give over, I'm doing it.
05:30There's mouse killer and all sorts in there.
05:31Well, I'm not a mouse, so I guess I'll be all right.
05:32Let me.
05:33Come on.
05:34Right, budge over.
05:35Breathe in.
05:36What's that?
05:37Nothing.
05:38My dear.
05:39We're gonna find out anyway.
05:40It's not the flaming washer.
05:41Get yourself out of there. Let me clear you some space.
05:43Oh, give over. I'm doing it.
05:45There's mouse killer and all sorts in there.
05:47Well, I'm not a mouse, so I guess I'll be all right.
05:48Let me. Come on.
05:49Come on.
05:50Right, budge over.
05:51Breathe in.
05:56What's that?
05:57Nothing.
05:59My dear.
06:00We're gonna find out anyway.
06:10I'm telling you, he's definitely on to us. He was proper intense.
06:15Did he actually accuse you?
06:17Well, no. Not as such.
06:18You're just being paranoid. The guy's got a sword.
06:20If he suspected anything, you'd know about it.
06:22So what did he mean then?
06:23I don't know. He's unhinged.
06:26I suppose we'll look out.
06:33Remember the computer. I might help.
06:40It was close.
06:50Well, Kev's room's clear.
06:51And all these are full of Bibles and old lady gobbins.
06:55Then we need to widen the radius and start thinking clever.
06:58Or you just let me drag it out of him.
07:01It was a joke.
07:02But if we do actually wanna be together...
07:05...we need to find that bag.
07:07And stick to the plan.
07:11Hey, Ted!
07:14I'm not giving you enough work to do.
07:15What's that then?
07:17Annios. It's Annios. I took it from her body.
07:20Ah, Ted. Listen.
07:21Now, you said you promised.
07:23Let me explain.
07:25I found her in the shed, thrown against the wall.
07:27Now, you said that you were gonna sort it.
07:29That she was gonna have a proper funeral.
07:30Yes, I did. And...
07:32Yeah, but you just treated her like rubbish.
07:35You lied to me.
07:36Easy, fella. Don't take that tone.
07:38I know she meant, note, to you.
07:40But she was just a young girl.
07:41And this were her daughters.
07:42And all she wanted was to get home to her.
07:45But you...
07:46You, you treated her like an animal.
07:47That is enough.
07:48No, worse than an animal.
07:51You wouldn't do to a dog what you did to her!
07:53It's not stolen.
07:55In case you were thinking.
07:56I wasn't.
07:59I've been collecting.
08:00Saving.
08:01Spare bits of change.
08:02Emptying pockets before the wash.
08:04It's amazing.
08:05If you keep it long enough, it all mounts up.
08:07Saving for what?
08:08I mean, if it's something we need...
08:09Yeah, we could have all chipped in.
08:11I was worried you'd think it'd be a waste of money.
08:13What was?
08:15Well, come on.
08:16A cruise to the Caribbean?
08:17A robot hoover?
08:18Just tell us.
08:20There's this special concert in Leeds.
08:23Jason Donovan's playing.
08:25Aw.
08:26Teenage heartthrob.
08:27I wanted to get us VIP tickets as a surprise.
08:30Meet and greet, goodie bag, complimentary champagne.
08:33Well, you still can.
08:34I can't.
08:35The tickets went on sale this morning.
08:37I didn't manage to scrape enough together in time.
08:41It wasn't my fault she died.
08:43All I did was try and help her.
08:46Boss.
08:47What are you doing?
08:48I'm telling you the truth, Ted.
08:50I'm telling you the truth.
08:51We're friends, right?
08:52And this is how you show your gratitude.
08:54Please.
08:56I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
09:04It's just I'm the other.
09:07The whole thing.
09:08Get out!
09:13Out!
09:14You are not yourself, Ted.
09:19You are not yourself.
09:21And I get it.
09:23Because you feel partly responsible.
09:25Yes.
09:26Maybe there was something else you could have done.
09:29I asked you for medicine.
09:32Well, it was already too late by then.
09:34I am so sorry that you had to go through that, Ted.
09:37But I laid her out.
09:39I laid her out all nicely while I made the arrangements.
09:42Yeah.
09:43Not thrown against the wall.
09:45No.
09:46No.
09:47Someone else must have moved her.
09:48Because obviously I'm going to bury her properly.
09:51You are?
09:52Yes.
09:53But these things don't happen overnight.
09:55They take time.
09:57Well, where will it be, the funeral?
10:00I mean, she didn't know anyone except us.
10:04So it should be local.
10:06Yes.
10:07Good point.
10:08So I could come.
10:10I don't know.
10:12You might be working.
10:13I'm having the time off.
10:15I've never asked you for anything before.
10:18I don't matter what it takes.
10:21I'm coming.
10:39Oh!
10:40Ray, do you actually do any work?
10:43Well, I'm on a field visit.
10:45Oh.
10:46You seem to have a lot of farm machinery business, this neck of the woods.
10:50Well, there's this lovely woman who keeps foisting cakes on me.
10:54What's a bloke to do?
10:56Um, I'm just going to go and speak to my mum.
10:59Sorry.
11:00Oh!
11:01Oh!
11:02Hi!
11:03Problem.
11:04Having a pattern?
11:05If you weren't so distracted by the local...
11:07Nothing to do with Laurel.
11:09The old man found the dead girl.
11:11What?
11:12Yeah, I had to stick her in the feed shop.
11:14That was stupid, even for you.
11:16Well, she needed movie.
11:17He proper lost it when she died.
11:19He was crying like a baby.
11:20You let him make a scene?
11:22Well, I didn't want to punish him.
11:23We're one step away from rebellion.
11:25Anyway, I talked my way out of it.
11:27Said we were keeping her in there till the, er...
11:29Well, the funeral.
11:32Funeral?
11:33Yes.
11:34And now he thinks he's coming.
11:36I'll feed him some excuse, but, er...
11:40He's dead set.
11:41Actually...
11:42You don't need to feed him anything.
11:44What?
11:45If he wants a funeral, he can have a funeral.
11:47I should have thought of this before.
11:49Hopefully, I am not too late.
11:52Meet me later.
11:53Bring the old man and the body.
11:55I will drop you a pin.
11:56Quiet.
11:57Oi!
11:58Service.
11:59Don't oi me.
12:00But, er, seeing as we're quiet, what can I get for you, Kevin?
12:02Well, I'm assuming that's your full name.
12:03Like, Saint Kevin who lived as a herbert.
12:04There's a saint called Kevin.
12:05Well, ah, I think there's a saint for pretty much everyone.
12:20My namesake was hung, drawn and quartered for high treason.
12:22Stole me.
12:23Anyway, um, what about a hot drink of your choice and a muffin,
12:27for a special price of five pounds.
12:28Right, I'll have a, er, um...
12:30Chamomile tea, please.
12:34You know, you don't have milk or sugar with that.
12:37I can try something new if I want, can't I?
12:40And you keep banging on about how nice it is.
12:42I'm glad you listened to my recommendations.
12:45You can go now.
12:47I'll close up. It's the rules when someone's been off sick.
12:50Read the staff handbook.
12:52There's a staff handbook?
12:53Go on then, chop chop.
12:55Go and get my coat.
12:57It's probably fine. I just thought you might need saving.
12:59It's very thoughtful of you.
13:00It's my middle name.
13:02There's nothing to do with the fact that you know he's my son then, though.
13:08Moira, it's me again.
13:10Just, er, wondering if you'd signed the contract.
13:12Oh, er, just give me a wee minute.
13:15Er, sorry. I should have left it till after tea time.
13:19Most stressful part of the day, apparently.
13:21Well, depends if you've got a bottle open.
13:23Oh, don't tempt me.
13:25I, er...
13:27I have to go into town, the dentists.
13:32I can take that lot for you if you fancy it.
13:34Oh, no, don't worry about it.
13:35It's no bother.
13:36I pass at least a dozen charity shops on my way in.
13:39Do you have any preference?
13:41Huh?
13:42Dogs, donkeys, starving orphans.
13:44No, you pick. I trust you.
13:46Oh, of course.
13:47Thanks. Bye.
13:53That's why you were hanging around like a bad smell while I was talking to Lewis about Emma, innit?
13:57You don't want a kid, Kev.
13:59Yeah, I do.
14:00Why?
14:01I take him fishing.
14:02He hates fishing.
14:03He hates fishing.
14:04Probably.
14:05If it's killing innocent creatures.
14:07You'll come back, don't you?
14:08He's got a perfectly good dad already, the one who adopted him.
14:11Yeah, but I hate his blood.
14:12You're also a dying man.
14:13I'm sorry to be blunt, but what is the point in a big family reunion if your heart could
14:18seize up any minute?
14:19It's selfish, if you ask me.
14:21Selfish and irresponsible and cruel.
14:23You can't talk to me like that.
14:25I just did.
14:26What are you going to do about it?
14:27Oh, act like a nutter, like you do with everyone else.
14:30Give it your best shot.
14:31You won't scare me.
14:58I thought I were coming to the funeral.
15:00This is it.
15:01The DIY version.
15:02Here?
15:03Your friend Anya didn't have any papers, remember?
15:06She's not entitled to a registered grave.
15:09But you...
15:10I thought we could swing it, Ted.
15:12But it turns out you can have a dead body and nobody cares.
15:17So we are going to do our very best for her.
15:21Give her the send off she deserves.
15:26Would you...
15:28Would you like to pick a spot?
15:38Go.
15:39Here.
15:40This looks good.
15:55Two hundred and twenty seven pounds and...
15:58And 34p.
15:59Just like Lydia said.
16:01So how much is she short by then?
16:06Ten pounds sixty six.
16:09Unless she would have had enough for her tickets.
16:11Yeah, but it's pointless, Sam, because they're sold out, aren't they?
16:13Let me just check, actually.
16:16Ten pounds sixty six.
16:18It's like two pints and a bag of scratchings.
16:20No way.
16:21They're releasing a load more VIP tickets tomorrow.
16:24We've got time.
16:25Oh-ho-ho!
16:26Yes!
16:27Right.
16:28Yeah, what have I got?
16:30One fifty.
16:31In me lucky bottle top.
16:32She's not having that.
16:33Hmm.
16:34I bet she's not checked soap, eh?
16:40Oh!
16:41School girl, eh, eh?
16:42I knew it.
16:43I've got ten pounds!
16:49Two twenty seven thirty four.
16:51Was I right?
16:52Bang on.
16:53Oh well.
16:54So is next time.
16:56Yeah, well, we'll probably need it for Bill's before long anyway.
17:06I wish things had gone better and worked out the way you'd hoped.
17:11I were glad of you.
17:14You were kind.
17:17You looked out for me.
17:20I looked out for you.
17:24Not so well as it turned out.
17:29I'm so sorry.
17:32I wish it'd be me that I'd been taken.
18:17thank you.
18:18Into each life
18:21So rain
18:23A swamp
18:24But too much
18:27Is folded
18:29In mine
18:32That was lovely, Ted
18:36Man, pal
18:45A bright shining girl
18:49Sleep tight, my love
18:54We're closing
19:02I've nearly finished mopping
19:03And you're still lingering
19:04Yeah
19:05Okay
19:08So why don't you understand
19:10Lewis might be your biological son
19:13But that doesn't give you a right
19:15To play daddy
19:16Yeah, but I am his dad
19:16It wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me
19:18It's a shame you didn't have this burning sense of responsibility
19:2023 years ago
19:22Where were you then?
19:23You know where I was
19:24Prison
19:24Exactly
19:25Leaving Emma no choice than to have him adopted
19:28She was the one that grasped me to the old bill
19:29She's the one that got me sent down
19:31No, Kev
19:32You got yourself sent down
19:33By being a raging criminal
19:35I wouldn't be surprised if it was you
19:37That robbed that pawn shop
19:38Oh my god
19:41And you're wondering why
19:42I don't want the lad having anything to do with you
19:44It was a one-off
19:45I needed a cash injection
19:46You are immoral
19:47And deluded
19:48I bet you're only interested in Lewis
19:50So that you can train him off as an account
19:51Oh
19:52Hiya
19:53Kev
19:54What?
19:57Are you talking about me?
19:58No
19:58Okay
20:00Kev was asking about cleaning work
20:02But I thought you had a dicky ticker
20:04Well, that's just what I said
20:05What are you doing back anyway?
20:06Oh, at the staff handbook
20:07I looked through the driver
20:08I couldn't find it
20:09Don't you think as co-owner I should have
20:10Oh, Kev
20:11You're looking a bit pale
20:12Are you alright?
20:13Yeah
20:14Go and get him a chamomile tea
20:16Go on, quick
20:17How much do you care?
20:22That's the question
20:22Because
20:23If you really got his best interest at heart
20:26You'd leave him in peace
20:27That's what being a proper dad means
20:30Oh
20:32Well
20:37You made an old man very happy
20:41He'd be happier if she was alive
20:45What was with the blanket?
20:53Did you have a sudden tender moment?
20:55I'm touched
20:56It wasn't sentiment
21:00We just buried a body
21:05Cheers
21:06Cheers
21:08The blanket
21:12It was Moira's
21:14She has a body
21:17Wrapped in her DNA
21:19In a shallow grave
21:20On her own farmland
21:21And there was me
21:27Thinking you actually had a heart
21:29She's my neighbour
21:31My business partner
21:32And now
21:33Thanks to a ratty old blanket
21:35She's our insurance
21:37Against ever getting caught
21:38Tonight's trial
21:48Sounds like a real nightmare for H
21:50See how he does
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21:52Down Under
21:52With Anton Deck
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