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Coronation Street 25th December 2025
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00:00It was Christ was saying
00:30I don't believe in the love of the world.
00:56I love that. I love this.
01:30Thank you. Everyone needs for the song.
01:32Well, all our dreams go true.
01:35Merry Christmas.
01:36Merry Christmas.
01:38Merry Christmas.
01:39Merry Christmas.
01:40Merry Christmas.
01:42Merry Christmas.
01:44Merry Christmas.
01:45Merry Christmas.
01:47Merry Christmas.
01:48They got cards big as bars, they got rivers of gold
01:51Thread the windows right through you, it's no place for the old
01:54When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve
01:57You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
02:00You were handsome, you were pretty queen
02:02I knew you were sitting when the band finished playing
02:04You know she's invited Adam and Alia, don't you?
02:08Oh, don't. I mean, she could have invited one of your exes, balance it out a bit.
02:13Who's she? The cat's mother?
02:16Do you like what I got, Eva?
02:17It reminds me of that quote from the Bible, pearls before swine
02:22Ma!
02:23What? Why is everyone so serious?
02:27Come on, it's Christmas!
02:29Our first guest has arrived
02:30Merry Christmas!
02:32A secret Santa contribution
02:34I hope I'm not too early
02:35Oh, of course not!
02:37Nalan's been on the eggnog since breakfast
02:38The mouth on that
02:40Let me get you one, Megan
02:42Wait till you taste it, you'll die
02:44Mwah
02:46Don't let her get to you
02:48Rise above it
02:50Oh, I'm rising
02:51Practically transcendental
02:53Closed?
03:01Closed on Christmas Day?
03:03I mean, it's like the ravens have left the tower
03:07They will be opening later, I believe
03:10Family meal?
03:12I mean, lucky for some, eh?
03:13It's a case of I'm all right, Jack
03:15If ever I've heard one
03:16Happy birthday, David
03:20Yeah, ta
03:21Oh, yes, happy, eh
03:23You know
03:24Merry Christmas
03:27You're a little late for last minute shopping, aren't you?
03:30Oh, no, I wish
03:31No, wouldn't late for work
03:32See?
03:34Yes, fascinating
03:34Fascinating
03:35Not surprising
03:38He doesn't want to be at home at the moment
03:40Why?
03:43What's been happening at Lesbian Ranch?
03:51My donation for our secret Santa
03:54Oh, yeah, the table looks dead nice, Eva
03:58I hope you'll be handing out sunglasses
04:00Now, Ollie
04:02As wonderful as it is to see you bonding with little Frankie here
04:05Don't you think you should go check on the food?
04:08Of course
04:09Everything's under control, Nan
04:11He's making my favourite
04:15A bird within a bird within a bird
04:18You seen something you don't like, Maggie?
04:24Plenty
04:25Ta-da
04:30Oh, I hate leaving you on your own
04:35I'm going to sit and mope and watch everything I've circled in the TV guide
04:39Well, at least you know I'll come back sober
04:42Yeah, Kev's enough to make anyone leave that
04:45Right, come on then, me and you, let's get off
04:48To see Jack and open some presents
04:51See you later
04:52Oh, some presents?
04:54No presents
04:55It just feels weird being here
05:05Especially when I'm leaving Leanne to fend for herself at speed, darling
05:08Well, they invited us
05:09And all these men have to be a great cook, so
05:11Come on, open it
05:13It's symbolic
05:16Of what?
05:18The key to your heart?
05:20Listen
05:20I love you
05:22And I think we should move in together
05:23In fact, we can pick up the keys for Kit's old flat at Red Bank whenever you want
05:29Are you serious?
05:30Yeah, I'm serious
05:31Ali and Nazir, will you make me the happiest man on earth?
05:35I'll move in with them
05:36I'd love to
05:38Kurt, what do you think you were doing?
05:43Come on, babe, it's Christmas, one or two won't hurt
05:44As long as it's only one or two
05:47It's bird within a bird within a bird
05:50Sounds very Henry VIII
05:53Divorced, beheaded, died
05:56Divorced, beheaded
05:58Survived
05:59I always find that last one very disappointing
06:02Hey
06:04Hey
06:04Merry Christmas
06:05Merry Christmas, Daniel
06:06Hello, young man
06:07Just wanted to give Megan a Christmas present
06:08Oh, and is this your little guy?
06:12Couldn't you just eat him?
06:14Come here to me
06:15Oh, you're gorgeous
06:18You must stay for dinner
06:20We'll set two more places
06:22We have more company
06:23Well, I'm sure Daniel's got all the places to be
06:26Hey, us barlows would do anything to avoid Tracy's crusty old nut roast
06:30Perfect
06:31We'll take the little lad upstairs to where the other kids are playing
06:35And would someone give Daniel here a drink from the bar?
06:39Thought we weren't doing gifts
06:40Well, aren't you going to walk on it?
06:47A weekend away at the Dovedale Spa for two
06:54Oh, wow, that's supposed to be amazing
06:57Thank you
06:58Will?
07:11Sorry about him
07:12He's missing his girlfriend
07:14Chloe and Hull
07:16Bless him
07:18So, Audrey's gone to Gales for Christmas, has she?
07:25Did she fly?
07:26Yeah, bless her
07:27Oh, I so miss air travel
07:29You know, the glamour of the trolley dollies
07:31In-flight entertainments
07:33And on one particularly memorable jaunt across the Grand Canyon
07:36The giddy thrills of the Mile High Club
07:39I hope you two don't want feeding
07:42David?
07:43Yeah, worry not
07:44We're not peripatetic noshers
07:46We just dropped by to wish you felicitations of the season
07:50And a happy birthday, of course
07:51Sorry, David's a bit stressed
07:54His birthday present from his mum's gone missing
07:56Well, I'm not bothered
07:58Do I look bothered?
07:59Yes, David, actually
08:00You look incredibly bothered
08:01Oh, the curse of the light-fingered postman strikes again
08:04Abidemi is not light-fingered
08:06Abidemi's quite fit, actually
08:08Oh, broad
08:09You know, Mother swore blind
08:11That she sent me Ben Shepard novelty coasters last Michaelmas
08:15Did they arrive?
08:17Did they poncho?
08:18Gale sent a picture that the delivery driver took
08:21Whose doorstep does that look like to you?
08:23I mean, I had to make my own out of cork flooring, pastry cutter and a couple of taker breaks
08:28Well, it's classic Gale, isn't it?
08:30She's got a postcode to a house that she lived at for four million years
08:33Could that be Tim and Sally's?
08:37I don't want a stupid present, anyway
08:39Oh, now that is one hell of a moist breast
08:47Clumptious, that's what it is
08:50Oh, we taste buds think it's Christmas
08:52Oh, hang on a minute
08:53It is!
08:53It is Christmas!
08:54And compliments to the chef
08:56Thank you, Todd
08:57Cheers
08:58Cheers
08:59Well, I'm the sous chef
09:01Did you get my email?
09:05Oh, I'm so sorry, that's so rude of me
09:08Yes, thank you very much
09:10What email?
09:12Oh, Summer's got him the most amazing gift
09:14She was telling us before
09:15Lovely
09:16Oh, I
09:16I'm jealous
09:17I am, I am spitting feathers
09:19Right, so you know he really fancies Andrew Scott
09:22So I have got him tickets to an Andrew Scott retrospective at a film festival
09:27Including a Q&A with the man himself
09:29Oh, was Andrew Scott in Hattie Wainthrop?
09:32Oh, lucky Hattie
09:33I don't think so
09:36Didn't know you were such a fan of his canon of work
09:40I don't think it was that canon he was interested
09:43Ah, what did the kids get you for you?
09:46Was it socks and smellies?
09:47Oh, kids, honestly
09:49They can be so unimaginative, can't they?
09:52Do you know what Daisy got me one Christmas?
09:54What?
09:55A pencil sharpener
09:56Well, no, they've not got me now yet
10:01But I'm sure that'll be rectified soon, yeah
10:02I, um, I've got to try the form
10:05Didn't I, love?
10:06Yeah
10:07It's gorgeous
10:08Oh, isn't it amazing we can get in the 50-piece shop these days
10:12Andrew Scott, though, eh?
10:14I can't think of who he is
10:15He thinks you fancy Terry Scott
10:17He's that hot priest
10:19In that thing where she went round being posh
10:20Oh, yes, no, I know, I know, yeah, yeah
10:24Speaking of vicars
10:25But he's taking his time, isn't he?
10:28He hasn't his busiest day of the year, isn't he?
10:29No
10:30Ah, all these hot priests everywhere, eh?
10:34What a lucky boy you are, Torey
10:35This is lovely
10:38Really good
10:40You all right, Lisa Lou?
10:48Um, I got a text from Roy
10:50He says you rang the hotel that Carla bought
10:52and she never checked in
10:53Oh, no biggie
10:54Maybe she changed her mind and went somewhere else
10:57Well, obviously she went somewhere else
10:59The question is where
11:01and she's disabled the tracker on her phone, so
11:03Right
11:04Well, I'm nipping out for an hour
11:08What now?
11:10Well, I can't divulge too much
11:11but even on Christmas Day
11:12there's stuff I need to sort for Spain
11:14Crikey, you're in and out more times than I've been, Carla
11:17Sorry
11:19Mm-hmm
11:20Sorry
11:23Hey
11:35I just wanted to check you were cool with me and Ali have been here
11:38Maggie kind of press ganged us
11:40Yeah, she's good at that
11:41It's fine, darling
11:42You OK?
11:44My letter
11:44Which letter?
11:47The letter?
11:49I think someone's taken it out of my bag
11:51Look, let me have a look in your bag
12:08Maybe a fresh pair of ice
12:10I've done nothing but check it
12:11Fill your boots
12:11I don't believe that it's just fallen out somewhere
12:16Well, if it has
12:17someone's obviously chucked it
12:18which is a good thing
12:19No news is good news
12:20I feel sick
12:21It's not there, is it?
12:23No
12:23Oh, do you know what?
12:24Maggie's been so off with me
12:26But then she's like that every day, isn't she?
12:27I'm sure if she'd found it, you'd know by now
12:29Yeah, that's true
12:30Look, calm down
12:31Deep breaths
12:32All right, babe
12:34Everything all right in here?
12:36Yeah, fine
12:37I bet so
12:38Listen, babe, I've got no problem with your ex being here but holding hands
12:46I know, I'm sorry
12:47What happens the next time we walk in? He's unhooking your bra
12:49He was just giving me a pep talk
12:51With his fingers
12:52Babe, I was just getting wound up about Maggie
12:54He was just calming me down
12:56So come to me, not Bonnie Prince Charlie
12:57I know, I'm sorry
12:59Look, for what it's worth, I'm sorry about my ma
13:01Which bit?
13:02Huh, Oliver
13:04Come on, babe, strengthen the numbers
13:07You all right?
13:30Sorry to hear about your mum
13:31It's what it is
13:34Happens to us all eventually, I guess
13:37You must miss her
13:43Being daft, really, but
13:45Yeah
13:46Nothing daft about it
13:48People are still around, you want to make the most of them
13:52It's what we need, isn't it?
13:56What?
13:56Human contact
14:00You haven't stolen Gail's presents
14:05Yeah, but that looks like your doorstep
14:08Doesn't it?
14:10That's nothing like our doorstep, you plum
14:12Well, Mary said it was
14:14Well, has Mary got a degree in step recognising?
14:18Well, it might have been Brian
14:20Have you been shaming us on some sort of chat group?
14:23No, they came round for Christmas drinks
14:25Oh, since when were you, Pally, with Brian and Mary?
14:29I'm not
14:29You've never invited us round for Christmas drinks
14:31Look, I'm sure I would have noticed if one of our presents said
14:34Happy birthday, David, love, Mum
14:36Yeah
14:38Yeah, I suppose
14:39Well, you don't mind, I'm not bothered anyway
14:41I didn't want to tell your face that
14:42Do you know what, Tim? Forget it
14:44Mmm
14:48Nice ta
14:50Very fisted
14:52I made that
14:54Yeah
14:56Bit dry
14:58Well, now you've had your meds and some scram
15:02You're going to leave a nice, reassuring voice note for my lady wife
15:05No, I'm not
15:06I'm not doing it
15:09You know, when she realises I'm missing
15:12She'll come looking for me
15:14Oh, right
15:15Do you really think so?
15:19You see, that's not the impression I got last night when she was...
15:24Oh, no, I don't want to rub it in
15:25You can probably smell her perfume on me
15:29If I found the evidence that you're corrupt
15:35It's only a matter of time before there's due to
15:37Oi, Miss World, shut your face
15:40Just need to reply to my lease
15:55Oh, she wants me
16:01Maybe I'm just better than you
16:05Oh, did I mention that we slept together last night?
16:09Again
16:09My bad
16:11Naughty Becky
16:12That's what she said, actually
16:16He's acting like you used to a serious
16:27Oh, come on
16:29It's not like I got him a present
16:30Oh, me
16:31Oh, really?
16:38Well, I feel a bit daft now
16:39Put up in it, then
16:42New earbuds
16:47Thanks
16:48There you are
16:53I feel I should be banging a gong
16:55Come in now, will you?
16:56Dinner is served
16:58I've got a skirt on
17:04It's a skirt
17:04Oh, sound of music
17:07Yes, yes, yes
17:08My girl
17:09My girl
17:10Oh, I love that film
17:14I played Maria on the ship
17:15Oh, here we go
17:16We did the whole thing in 40 minutes
17:18I was basically editing highlights
17:20It was me spinning around on the Alp
17:23And then it cut straight to that Rolf
17:24Pulling a gun on those poor kiddies
17:26Good heavens
17:26Oh, put that up like kiddies
17:28The wrong side of the third
17:29And then, no, still
17:31The audience went nuts for it
17:32I've got loads of these fascinating anecdotes
17:34I'll blend it
17:35No, if you ever suffer from insomnia
17:36Phone her up and ask her about a 12-minute chitty-chitty bang
17:38Right, here we go
17:39Okay, it's the song
17:41It's hard to tell with your acting
17:43Oh, shut up
17:43Oh, yes, please, love
17:46First word, first word
17:48You okay?
17:51They're not answering
17:52Who?
17:53There's a video called The Kids
17:55Oh, what are you doing?
18:02Always a little more tips than anything, sir
18:04I'll, um, get a point
18:06Oh, no worries
18:10Exactly
18:10But this is so much better than Tracy's nuts
18:13What is it exactly?
18:17It's a bird within a bird within a bird
18:20Ollie?
18:21It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey
18:23Do you like it?
18:25Yeah, it's fantastic, isn't it?
18:26Mmm, so are the roasties
18:27And this not roast is definitely not crusty
18:30My grandson is a very special cook
18:33In fact, all my boys are special
18:36And they deserve to be surrounded by special things, Lauren
18:41How are the kids?
18:45Well?
18:45Yeah, fine
18:46You're not tempted to stay with them?
18:50My boys deserve only the best
18:53In life, in work
18:55And especially in love
18:57Er, is it time for Secret Santa yet?
19:05Food first
19:06Fun later
19:08So, um, do you like being a chef?
19:14I do, yeah
19:14Yeah, well, I'm in rubbish company
19:16I bet you're not
19:17Nah, I am
19:18I could burn a salad
19:19We'll have to pouch you for speed, doll, Ollie
19:21You'll need a big pan
19:22That wee lad's going nowhere
19:25Wee lad?
19:26I bet you like that, mate
19:26I think I'll always be his wee lad
19:28A toast
19:29To my boys
19:31Merry Christmas
19:33Merry Christmas
19:34Hey, the Polar Express is on later
19:42I thought we could all hunker down and watch it together
19:45Don't confuse the boundaries, Kev
19:48We did this for the lads
19:49Confuse the boundaries?
19:52I'm not throwing me lips on you
19:53He's won, I've lost
19:54I'm over it
19:55Kev
19:55Look, he might be younger than me
19:57He might be better looking than me
19:58Don't, you know, I can't call with this
20:00I've got a text card telling me we're coming home
20:02Alfie!
20:04We need to go now, kiddo
20:06Can you hurry up?
20:34Mobile, answer call on speakerphone
20:37Collar?
20:40Collie, are you there?
20:42Hey
20:43They have a weird concept, isn't it?
20:47Secrets on tap
20:48Well, it's a bit weird buying vouchers for spa weekends for people you hardly even know
20:53It's a family tradition
20:55Do you know what?
20:55I actually do need socks
20:57I said that this morning, didn't I, Adam?
20:58She did
20:59Your pillow talk is outrageous
21:02And the next one is for...
21:06Drum roll, please
21:08Oh
21:08Ben
21:12Wee-hey
21:14Is it a jigsaw?
21:19Oh, come on, what is it?
21:20Wouldn't you like to know?
21:21To my baby
21:26Give it to me
21:27Let him read
21:28Ben
21:28Give it to me, please
21:29Give it to me
21:30I said
21:31Let him read it
21:32You bitch
21:34Let my son read
21:35The lovely gift
21:36I got him
21:37What is it?
21:39Oh, just evidence of an affair
21:40What?
21:42Between Eva and Adam
21:44Why are you so intent on killing Adam?
22:07My relationship
22:08Maybe I don't want my son to be with a two-timing tart
22:12Read it out to the group
22:14Ma
22:14It's a letter to the baby she aborted when she and Ben were going through a rough patch
22:21Rough patch?
22:22He probably gave her a few dirty looks
22:25He went back to his wife?
22:26And you went running back to the groin of his lordship here
22:30I'm sorry
22:31Adam, my rock
22:33This is true
22:34Your words, not mine
22:36There was no affair
22:37I don't think that Adam's been
22:38Babe, I can explain
22:39Yeah, well, go ahead then
22:40And Adam continued to be her rock when she aborted their child
22:45Oh, you're not a very nice person, are you?
22:47Do you know the worst of it?
22:48It's still going on
22:49Oh, please
22:50No, I'm not having it
22:51It's not because it wasn't in the first place, babe, I promise
22:54Well, it's got enough all to do with you
22:56Is this why you two were holding hands earlier?
22:57What?
22:58No
22:58Are you happy now?
23:00Not by a long shot
23:01Because you have broken my son's heart
23:04Whether or not Eva had an abortion is frankly none of your business
23:07Is it not?
23:08Frankly
23:09Well, isn't it a woman's right to choose?
23:11What she chose was infidelity
23:12What kind of a mother are you?
23:15Daniel
23:15To do this to your own family
23:17And on Christmas Day
23:17You can take that smirk off your face and all
23:20Mate, I'm not smirking
23:21Nothing happened
23:22Who do you think you're giving your dirty looks to?
23:24You're completely misreading the situation
23:25Aye, well, misread this
23:26Ben!
23:27Don't worry, Betsy, I'm fine
23:37I'm having a really lovely holiday
23:40Only Roy rang that hotel and you're not staying there
23:44No, I had to move in the end
23:49I'm staying at a new place now
23:51It's called Rhubarb Hill Hotel
23:55Rhubarb Hill Hotel?
23:57Yeah, yeah
23:58I'm in the busing suite
24:00Well, I hope you're having a good time
24:03I'm missing you
24:05James, get dressed and get up
24:19Abby's on her way back
24:20What?
24:21Just hurry up
24:22Be quiet, I'm calling her
24:23Hiya, love
24:26Where are you?
24:28I'm just outside the main door
24:29Wicked
24:31Listen, would you do me a favour?
24:32Would you just go to the car and get me charger out of the glove box, please?
24:36I haven't got the keys
24:38Oh, but I thought you always had them
24:40Oh, God, you're lazy
24:41Oh, no, hang on
24:43Tell her I've got them here
24:44Yeah, do you mind?
24:46Yeah
24:46I'm running out of juice
24:47Yeah, of course I can
24:48Just give us a sec
24:49Right, well, come on
24:52We need to go and get Cal's charger
24:54One more move like that and I'm phoning the police
25:09Why do you hate me so much?
25:12Sit down
25:12This could take some time
25:14Oi
25:14Have you got anything to say for yourself?
25:17Oh, I've got plenty
25:18And don't you oi me
25:19Lies
25:20All lies
25:21I never had an affair with Adam
25:23The letter says different
25:24He supported me while
25:26How can you trust a certain word she says?
25:28Well, I was supporting our baby
25:29What?
25:33The baby was ours
25:37What was with that stupid hotel name?
25:46Well, I don't know, do I?
25:48I didn't think on my feet
25:49You had a knife pointing at me
25:51I don't know why I said rhubarb or whatever
25:54You're giving me a headache
25:55Do you talk like this with Lise?
25:58No wonder she's gone off you
25:59Biggest regret of my life, she said
26:02Meeting Carla
26:03The biggest regret of my life
26:05Is following you here
26:06You did not
26:08Cos I'd have known
26:10Don't lie
26:13Okay
26:16Alright, Costello
26:19Told me the address
26:20The rest you do know
26:22What rest do I know?
26:24That I broke in here
26:25That you caught me red-handed
26:27You know, but if I were you
26:30I wouldn't have left
26:33An incriminating burner phone
26:34Just lying around
26:35Linking me to
26:36A hit on Costello
26:38Oh, you're so boring
26:39Right
26:42Well, I can't stand around here
26:44Chewing the cud all day
26:45People to see
26:46Wives to bed
26:48So she's not your wife, is she?
26:52Cos you're officially dead
26:53So that makes her your widow
26:55Funny you mention dead
26:57Cos Lisa
27:00Said that sleeping with you
27:03Was like going to bed
27:06With a corpse
27:08Happy Christmas, Ducky
27:15Oh
27:26Oh
27:27Oh
27:27Somewhere
27:28Oh
27:29Oh, now that is what I call
27:32A beautiful set of conflicts
27:34Aren't you lucky?
27:36You
27:36Yeah
27:37It was a good service, Billy
27:39It was, it was lovely
27:41Was it all Christmasy?
27:42It was, it was
27:43We had carols around the crib
27:45And mince pies afterwards
27:47Oh, mince pies
27:47You should have gone, George
27:49Oh
27:50Was there, erm, mulled wine?
27:53It's a family service, love
27:54Not happy hour at the legs of man
27:56Thank you
27:57You all right over there, Theo?
27:59You're looking a bit
28:00Oh, sorry
28:00Oh
28:01Oh, are we outstaying our welcome?
28:03Oh, no, no, no, no
28:04Oh, wait, tell us
28:05Well, no, you can tell me
28:07I mean, I'm very hard to offend
28:09Unless it's racism
28:11I do take offence at that
28:13No, no, honestly, of course not
28:14You're fine
28:15You're a worse actor than she is
28:17I feel like that's bullying, that
28:21I'm going to torture my union
28:23National Union of Brace and Barmaids
28:25Oh, what's that?
28:27Speaking of which, shall we, erm
28:29Shall we adjourn to the Rovers?
28:31Yes
28:31Oh, no, no, no, don't leave on my account
28:33Although I think old Torrington's ready for a lie down, aren't you?
28:36Yeah, you are looking a bit quiet over there, mate
28:38I think he's had one over the eight
28:39I'm fine
28:41That's what they all say
28:42I'll tell you what, Billy, he'll miss you
28:44Found out today he's got a thing for old priests
28:46I have to get myself a dog collar
28:47Show us what's under your castle?
28:49All right, well, erm
28:52Yeah, well, yeah, well
28:53Nice to see you both, I'll be it briefly
28:56Come here
28:57Yeah, sorry about that
28:58You get your bag and I'll get your coat
29:02Oh, come here
29:03Oh, very close
29:05Thanks ever so much
29:06Bye, love, bye, Summer
29:10Yeah, get that down there
29:12All right
29:12Bye
29:14You know full well when we were going through a rough patch
29:17And you know full well why we were
29:19Don't put that on me
29:20So this abortion's on me, is it?
29:21The only thing that I regret about that termination is not telling you
29:25But babe, how could I?
29:27How could I bring a baby into that?
29:29You weren't even taking my calls
29:30You were living back with the dragon
29:32Don't call her that
29:33And whenever we did talk to each other, we were just taking shots
29:36And yet you still got pregnant by me?
29:39Allegedly
29:39Don't you dare
29:42Sorry
29:43I was in no fit state to bring a baby and Susie up on my own
29:49Now if I'd have thought for one second that we were going to get back together
29:52I would have told you
29:53So where does Adam fit into all of this?
29:56He doesn't
29:57Not really, except the fact that he was a supportive friend
30:00He was meeting a client in Hull
30:02I bumped into him at the Paragon Interchange
30:04He was getting the train, I was getting the bus
30:06Kismet
30:07Just to let you know
30:11Your pub is open
30:12Oh
30:13Oh, it's my pub when it suits you
30:15Well, I'm sure it wouldn't hurt you to put a shift in, Maggie
30:18Get your hands as dirty as your tongue
30:20Are you going to let her speak to me like that?
30:26Very exciting to be summoned here
30:28Like this
30:29It's very nice
30:30Quite palatial
30:31Mind you, you must be earning a bob or two now, aren't you?
30:36So you've actually spoken to Carla?
30:39Not me
30:40Bet's
30:41Oh
30:42So, er, how is she?
30:45What did she say?
30:46Erm, she said she was at a hotel
30:48Can't believe Bet's actually spoke to her
30:50It's reassuring, though
30:51Is it?
30:53I want to be
30:54Well, doesn't it just confirm
30:56What you've been worrying about all along
30:59That she's ignoring you
31:00Blatantly
31:01See
31:02I'll make a very good barrister, I will
31:05Because I've got a very incisive mind
31:07And also I'll look great in the wig
31:10And the...
31:11Oh, I see
31:12My glass appears to be
31:14Almost entirely empty
31:16It's a box
31:17It's warm, though, isn't it, in here?
31:19It's probably evaporating
31:21Hi, Bonnie
31:24I'm home
31:25Oh
31:26We have company
31:28Merry Christmas
31:29Stranger
31:30Is that the sister?
31:32Hello
31:32This is Roy's friend, Evelyn
31:35Hi, I'm Kim
31:36Hi, I spoke to Carla
31:38Brilliant, finally
31:40Er, how was she?
31:42It's hard to tell, really
31:44Erm
31:45What are you doing?
31:47I'm ringing her
31:48Oh, please
31:49What?
31:51Like she's going to answer
31:53Don't you think you should just face facts, love?
31:58And what's that?
31:59You know, maybe
32:01Maybe?
32:03Maybe
32:04She's just not cut out to be a lesbian
32:07No, a lot of people aren't
32:10No, I wasn't
32:12Sorry to send you on a wild goose chase
32:17I honestly thought my charger was in the car
32:19Forget my own head if it wasn't screwed on
32:21So, what have you been up to then
32:23While me and Kev have been pretending to play up with families?
32:25Oh, just watching paint dry
32:28Hmm
32:28Well, sounds like me and you have had very similar days
32:32Shall we, erm...
32:35Shall we make up for it now?
32:36What exactly were you thinking of?
32:39Well, come to the bedroom and I'll show you
32:42What's that aftershave you're wearing? It smells different
32:51Must be that old shower gel I used earlier
32:54What's this?
32:55It's nice, isn't it?
32:58Erm, I found it down the side of the couch
33:00Must be the previous tenants
33:03Now, where were we?
33:07En route to the bedroom
33:08On a one-way ticket to paradise
33:11I often wonder if you're a statue
33:20Because you've got one hell of a brass neck on you
33:23That secret Santa stunt was evil
33:26I am a grandchild down because of you
33:29Are you not going to defend me here, Ben?
33:32Why should I?
33:33She's right, it was evil
33:35I'm not bothered
33:36Put that drink down, ma'am
33:40And get out of my house now
33:43I beg your pardon
33:44I want you gone
33:45Are you going to side with that little tart over me?
33:51Right first time
33:52His poor beautiful face
34:09What did you hit him?
34:12Wasn't me
34:13When a man gets hit like that
34:15Usually over a woman
34:16Maybe someone's got the hots for Elia
34:19Who doesn't have the hots for Elia?
34:23Did I just say that out loud?
34:25Yes, George
34:26Keep it down
34:27People might think we're swingers
34:29Oh, like these two?
34:31Behave yourself Mary's
34:32If we're swingers
34:32I'll know what you're doing later
34:34I'm going to have a nice shiner
34:38Thanks to you
34:38You had no right
34:39Oh, shut up
34:40No, he's right
34:42Adam, I'm sorry
34:44I shouldn't have reacted the way I did
34:47I've just spoken with the weaver
34:48She's explained everything
34:49Except my apology
34:53Well, this won't be a Christmas
34:56That we forget any time soon
34:58You've got a lot to save yourself
35:00Eh?
35:02Sorry
35:02And Elia
35:04You've got to believe Adam
35:06None of it's true
35:06Oh, I never believed a word
35:08But you want to have a word with your mother
35:10Has she calmed down?
35:13She's packing her bags
35:14Vastard to leave
35:15What?
35:17Any sign of Megan?
35:18She's gone, huh?
35:20She don't feel well
35:21She wanted me to tell you
35:23But whoops
35:23I forgot
35:24Listen
35:29I know that you've got the hots for your teacher
35:31You little git
35:32But how about you leave her for the grown-ups, eh?
35:34There's a good life
35:35Right
35:36Thanks very much for a
35:38Memorable day
35:39Shall we go next door?
35:45Hey
35:45I always wondered why you were so weird
35:48But now that I've seen what your granny's capable of
35:50It's all slipping into place
35:52David!
36:06David!
36:11Where have you been?
36:13Er, Manor as well
36:14Been helping Lauren with Frankie so she could work
36:17Daniel's already gone
36:18He said to say terraria and that
36:20Er
36:21You need to be careful
36:23Do I?
36:24Yes, Will
36:25You do
36:26You were so vile to Daniel today
36:28Classic
36:29I defend him, why don't you?
36:31You're gonna give the game away at this rate
36:33And the state of him
36:34You know, he had his hands all over my woman
36:36You're drunk
36:39What's he gonna be like on your little weekend away?
36:44Oh, do you know what?
36:45I can't be doing with you when you're like this
36:47Ha! Weird!
36:56I'm sorry, what is that?
36:57It's a stimulator
36:58Your own mother has got you a
36:59It's a vagus nerve stimulator
37:02David, not in front of Lily
37:03No, no, it's totally sleep
37:05Shanna!
37:05No, that's what it is
37:07It's an actual sleep aid
37:08What?
37:09Granny Gail's texted
37:10She said she sent us all a video
37:11Oh, get it up, get it up on tablet
37:12Go on
37:13Should we know where for Andy, Sarah and Uncle?
37:14Well, she's put it on plot chart, hasn't it?
37:16She can see it on there
37:17Aw, I can't believe she sent a video
37:19It's me
37:20I speak to you today on what is, of course
37:26Our first wedding anniversary
37:29One of the longest marriages, this
37:31Thank you, David
37:33Thank you, David
37:33For my extra large jar of olives
37:36Very funny
37:39I hope you've all been having the most wonderful day
37:44And, of course, David
37:47Happy birthday
37:50How can it be 35 years since I first held you in my arms?
37:56I hope by now you've unwrapped your sleep aid
38:02I just wanted to say that
38:07Though I may be far away
38:09You're all very much in my thoughts
38:13And David
38:16And David and Shona
38:17You and your baby
38:20Are utmost in my heart
38:24Life
38:26Is never easy
38:28Life is never straightforward
38:31But we're a strong, resilient family
38:37And we can weather any storm
38:41I love you all
38:43Very much
38:45So, till the next time we speak
38:50As the famous carol says
38:53The hopes
38:58And fears
39:00Of all the years
39:03Are met in thee
39:06Tonight
39:07I wish you all
39:12A very happy Christmas
39:15Happy Christmas
39:18Aw, that was nice
39:20I just want to say thank you
39:29What for?
39:33How are you for?
39:35And just being so nice and patient today
39:39It's our first Christmas, innit?
39:43Wanting to be special
39:45In that case, thank you too
39:48For what?
39:51For being you
39:52Your authentic self
39:55Can't be easy
39:58You know, with your various issues
40:01I'm...
40:04Unless you were being sarcastic
40:06I wasn't
40:08Stand up
40:11Are you sure you weren't being sarcastic?
40:15Yeah
40:15Are you sure?
40:26Merry Christmas, Todd
40:29Isn't that, um...
40:57Oujimaflip
40:58Maggie, yes
40:59From the pub?
41:00Correct
41:00Introduce me
41:02I've never met her
41:03And you know
41:03If we pull up
41:04I'm thinking free drinks
41:05Hello
41:07Hello
41:07Hello
41:08Oh, I say
41:10What a beautiful coat
41:11I love that colour
41:12Merry Christmas, Maggie
41:14I don't know if you
41:16Have met my dear friend
41:18Evelyn Plummer
41:19Merry Christmas to you
41:21And may 2026 bring you everything you wish yourself and more
41:25Are you off travelling?
41:29Are you alright, Maggie?
41:31No
41:31Any idiot can see she's not alright
41:33She's in pieces
41:34Oh
41:34Let's just say
41:36I've fallen out with Ben
41:38Oh dear
41:40Who's Ben?
41:42My son
41:42Well
41:44Maybe it's just bad karma, you know
41:47Because you shut the pub on Christmas Day
41:49We were having a family meal, but
41:52Everything went awry
41:55Well, if there's anything I could do
41:59Do you know any decent hotels around here?
42:04Well, I could drive you over to Chariot Square
42:06If you like
42:08Good thinking, Batman
42:09And
42:11Could you call ahead when we're en route?
42:14My phone is running out of juice
42:16Just tell them
42:17One night
42:18One person with breakfast
42:20And try and get a free upgrade to a suite
42:23Erm
42:26I'm rather sorry
42:28We came over in the first place
42:30And
42:35Relax
42:36My lady
42:43Quite good, sir
42:46I'm sorry
42:50Isn't that my line?
42:53I should have been there for you
42:54We got there eventually, didn't we?
42:58I'll never let you do it again
43:00I'll never let you do it again
43:00I'll never let you do it again
43:01I'll never let you do it again
43:02I'll never let you do it again
43:03I'll never let you do it again
43:04I'll never let you do it again
43:05I'll never let you do it again
43:06I'll never let you do it again
43:07I'll never let you do it again
43:08I'll never let you do it again
43:09I'll never let you do it again
43:10I'll never let you do it again
43:11I'll never let you do it again
43:12I'll never let you do it again
43:13I'll never let you do it again
43:14I'll never let you do it again
43:15I'll never let you do it again
43:19I'll never let you do it again
43:20I'll never let you do it again
43:21I'll never let you do it again
43:22I'll never let you do it again
43:23I'll give one
43:24Come in
43:26Let's get into one
43:29I love God
43:53Let's get into one
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