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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a report that says more women are watching porn than at another time in history. So, we ask our listeners and inquire about what exactly they're watching.
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00:00all right ladies have you been naughtier this year oh my if you want to share how you've been
00:16naughtier reach out 1-855-954-6969 ladies how have you been naughtier this year you can text us at
00:284-6969 but call please 1-855-954-6969 because women have been naughtier at least according to porn hub
00:37women have been watching porns at record rates oh yeah yep you can uh you just can feel it women
00:49made up 38 percent of all visitors to porn hub for the first time ever wow that's what was the
00:57percentage 38 percent of people watching porns on their site are now women the highest it's ever
01:02been a 14 surge over the past 10 years i wonder
01:08if it's because some of us guys don't even bother going to porn hub
01:16like you found other sites i i haven't gone to porn hub in years and i know jason hasn't either
01:24how do you because we've talked about it before okay we usually watch porn together right yes
01:30yeah it's never been my i feel like that's porn hub is i know that we just watch a man cucumbering
01:38himself on porn hub but generally to me porn hub is just like uh i need the offshoots yeah right yes
01:49it's somehow like the watered down version of the porn it's just like the normal just uh you're
01:55looking you guys are looking for the real and that's generic stuff gotcha right you got it you
02:00nailed it you just extra pee play stuck stuck in the stuck in the dryer i'm sure that's on porn hub
02:07too though well but it's different it's different so they have noticed a big upward trend over the
02:15years of women watching porn in some countries women now outnumber men on porn hub in the
02:24philippines colombia and argentina colombia porn hub sees more female viewers than male you know why
02:33you don't have to be on porn hub in colombia just look around right oh just look around it's bikinis
02:41and colombian butts in mexico it's pretty much split it's almost a 50 50 male female split yeah
02:49but in america men still far outnumber women that's right do we know what they're watching
02:57latina yes i had a face
03:03milf i sent you one rap video that you seemed very taken aback by someone
03:10asian yes please top three uh-huh searches for indian jumped up now in the top five it's not my
03:23favorite just a lot of it is no there's a lot of just how rude it's just it's how rude it's a little
03:32wild is all i'll say there's a lot of like you know the garb the whole get up and uh you know let
03:39my wife it's well if she's in all those indian clothes and then they're like they're afraid
03:46sometimes to show stuff or they can't because i think for fear of death or something oh um so it's
03:52just not and a lot of it is shot on what i would say is like your old blackberry really yeah there's
04:01some stuff that's just not furry has fallen out of favor yeah i'm i'm glad it keeps going down the
04:10charts yeah how high up is uh stuck in a dryer that's it's way up there it's way up there i feel
04:18like it's not so check it out stuck in the couch i'm stuck in the window in the window i don't want to
04:24the walls any of the car oh my god i'm stuck in the wall they get stuck in the sink like i could
04:30try to pick this phone up i don't want to see you get stuck anywhere i don't want to see you get
04:36stuck oh no i'm stuck underneath this phone chuck stuck is not anything oh no jason's stuck too
04:43jason's stuck to the microphone no we're both stuck oh yeah i'm stuck in my microphone
04:47i can't get out i just spilled water all over myself oh my god what's wrong what's happening
04:53you guys are putting yourselves in penetration porns uh in louisiana thick yeah thick with two
05:01c's takes the top spot like i just peed myself sure maybe i was into it here's a weird one the top
05:07search in pennsylvania puffy nipples
05:11cheers to that i think that usually goes in line with the thick with two c's
05:23puffy nipples oh you think so i don't think so no yuck
05:27the thick yeah thick and no you know all right ladies do you find yourself
05:34oh god do you find yourself watching more porn ladies if so what are you looking for
05:411-855-954-6969 that's the number 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 4-6-9-6-9
05:49hey you're on with dave and chuck the freak i texted you a little earlier a little when you
05:54were talking about your little bed yes a little blankie okay you're sopping oh okay yes the sex
06:01blanket yeah i told you i got something really really wet for you dave okay really
06:07i prefer if you don't use my name no david hunter please okay go down oh my god
06:14what's wrong with the people on this show
06:17oh luckily you cut her off
06:25she was just getting into it uh this lady said i'm just sick of men's
06:31what'd she say she's sick of men's crap oh yeah well
06:37boy do i relate to that right now in this room
06:40whoa what this lady said as a woman i love watching solo male rum shot compilation videos
06:50and frottage frottage is that how you say it i don't know
06:57i don't know what that is that might be a typo
07:01fancied it up what is a frottage i mean this is probably like guy stuff i don't i don't
07:08i don't know if i should click this what are we about to see i don't know i'm soaked right now
07:12what's frottage i'm literally soaked right now okay stop don't say that what no i spilled water
07:18all over myself what the heck oh it's like docking
07:23oh no we got some stuff going on here we've got some stuff it's rubbing your penis together with
07:30another penis
07:31and that's what she watches that's what she watches what are you doing
07:37are you okay you taking a nap where did jade go taking a little nap
07:42he's got a non-penetrative sexual activity where partners rub their genitals against each other for
07:48sexual pleasure so this lady gets off and watching two guys rub their dongs together
07:53so it's like it's like male male scissory yeah it's like the male version kind of it's more like
07:59sword fighting literally it means rubbing in french so it is frottage oh wow suck on that
08:05frottage i got it right frottage have you seen frottage
08:09yeah it literally means rubbing in french yeah see like i've never heard of that and it's probably
08:16because i don't watch a lot of penises rub together liar i said a lot lie detector i said a
08:24lot i don't watch a lot of it lie detector chairman that was a lie uh goth mommy here she says i enjoy
08:30stepmom lesbian porn there you go i've seen some of that uh this lady says i find myself looking for
08:37goth mommy anal or lesbian oh my it's crazy to me if you are a goth mommy you would look for goth mommy
08:46yeah i mean i guess it does make some sense but um you know like porn is such a fantasy thing
08:54to me that it would be like uh it's like outside of your what you might ever do or whatever this lady
09:03said i love watching massage porn same or double penetration well not so much same not so much on
09:10that one i love watching this lady says i love watching a video of two guys using one fleshlight
09:16two guys one fleshlight that's not a video we need to see okay so don't look it up jason don't
09:23no do it don't do it there are holes on both sides of a fleshlight oh there are like a chinese finger
09:29trap i thought there was just a hole in the top no there's holes on both sides so that
09:36oh you can rinse yes so now i'm wondering if that's how they're
09:42doing it where they would meet in the center they would meet this lady says i tend to enjoy public
09:50or glory hole type stuff oh
09:52another lady said yes i've been watching more porn lately
09:57my favorite solo guys drinking off and group blow bang scenes
10:01wow this is blowing my mind this is the thing man like this is the thing
10:07we've always sort of talked about stuff that guys are into we're not ready we're not ready for what
10:14ladies are into you don't want to know what your lady's into found out my wife has been watching
10:19foot fetish anal and bj porn but i'm the happiest i've ever been well so he figured it out and now he's
10:26unlocked the code because i do think unless you're lazy like i would be to find out what your woman
10:36wants is nice you just hope that it isn't stuff like you know you gotta get a guillotine and you gotta
10:45you know get a katherine real so many women are just texting in their porn searches i love to watch mfm
10:52male female yeah yeah yes yeah rough and insane bj videos what yeah rough and insane the rough and
11:01insane there's some are real insane some i saw literally saw a woman die i saw a woman die and
11:08then come back to life giving one of those yes she was literally out cold dead and they
11:18slapped and she woke back up and it was they you could tell you could see the fear in the actors
11:25he just pretended he was giving a bj over there i wasn't giving a bj i was he was i got i got
11:32i was throwing up yeah oh it didn't look like that
11:38listen man it's wild like i said you don't want to know you don't want to know that stuff you
11:43let them have their fantasies don't talk about it don't talk about it it's not for you you can't
11:49even do some of the stuff that these people in fantasies want to do accidentally discovered my
11:53wife's porn feed completely blown away she was watching women being tied up with ropes getting
11:58their nipples electrocuted yeah yeah i was both scared and intrigued but i've never looked at her
12:05the same way since but here's the thing like she's into it but you try and do that stuff you try and do
12:11that stuff and the problem is it's like trying to do that every single time it's a big production
12:18man like electrocuting people do you know how hard it is to electrocute people every time you're gonna
12:24have sex 33 year old lady find myself watching diaper and panty poop
12:30i need you to never look at me and yell panty poop again yeah i know i can hear you yelling
12:47panty boob on a loop and laugh for the rest of my life i could i could also oh that's revolting oh
12:55it's shake yourself it's not staying in there it's not staying in do you think she does it
13:01or do you think she just fantasizes because eventually she will she'll panty poop i mean
13:07she'll be a panty pooper she's not already she's like what what are you watching it for
13:13because okay is i don't necessarily believe that you just because you watch whatever that you're going to
13:22to panty poop okay i don't like just because you watch stuck porn doesn't mean you're gonna go
13:31pretend to be stuck somewhere but would i be upset to find you probably wouldn't would you a milf stuck
13:37in the sink that you could easily get out of i mean just lift your head out of the safe
13:42is stuck in the safe you're stuck hands and they're good her hands is really stuck
13:50i don't know man like it's it's a
13:54it's a wildlife one i feel like one panty turd makes an appearance and that's that's it
14:02good night would i mean how devastating would it be to find that in in the search history
14:08panty poop oh my god i mean there's mil i think there's worse but
14:15i don't that's bad that's really bad if i found out my wife was watching
14:19oh my god diaper porn all this time can i be okay wow this is not what's going on something
14:25i don't know if i should say it i'm gonna
14:27i i don't like the idea okay i'm not saying that liar i think it's what is he about
14:43the panty poops i just don't know i don't know what you're gonna say
14:48i'm bracing watching me through a telescope i don't want to see it he's watching me just say
14:54it okay i'm i think it's worse i think there are some some things how am i supposed to take
15:01just say it there are some things that are worse than panty poop like i think i would have a harder
15:06time finding out that my lady was into bj gang bangs than panty poop like 10 guy bj gang bangs
15:18like if she'd have a hard time making that happen you know what she can do at any time
15:22pooper pants yes yes yes i get it but i think i'm more i think i'm more worried about like
15:36rough real life scenario rough giant penis that's your own time out yeah so a real life situation for
15:47you then is it's more realistic for 10 guy no he's saying it's not no i'm saying that's not
15:54like that would be way harder to imagine her at okay being able to do right okay okay sorry i had
16:02that backwards how did we get here you made us get here but i was hoping it was gonna be like yeah i
16:07watched a lot of porn a lot of lesbian stuff i know good normal stuff poop right in my panties exactly
16:12how have you been naughtier this year i pay i poop in my panty and fraudage because it starts it
16:20starts innocent just like anyone's porn journey it starts innocent and then you are you are strapped
16:28up to the ceiling and and machines are in you and all sorts of things it's a wild world wild wild
16:37word world i can't even talk yeah i can't think about it i don't want to think about it and you
16:42don't want to know guys you don't want to know the only one you'd want to know about is like some real
16:48easy peasy stuff like oh she likes her feet tickled big deal big deal you watch some feet tickling porn
16:56you do it to her a little bit she gets there that's fine nipple tweaking whatever 10 man okay bbc
17:05gang he's got his own personal issues and it always involves bigger penises it's tough
17:11if you've seen it you can't do all right i mean you can we'll take a break holy hell we need a break
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