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00:00Ferocious fights, stingy castles, daring knights
00:02Horrors that did by description, cutthroat cults or bull ejection
00:05Vicious vikings, cruel crime, punishment for later times
00:07Roman rotten, rankin' rootless, cavemen, savage, pierce and tubeless
00:10Groovy Greeks, brainy sages, mean and misly middle ages
00:13Gory stories, we do that
00:15And your host, a talking rat
00:18The past is no longer a mystery
00:21Welcome to...
00:22Horrible Histories
00:25Horrible Histories presents
00:29Our top ten naughtiest people
00:32Well, here I am, stuck on Mummus' naughty step
00:39It's so unfair
00:40I'm being punished for not tidying my room
00:44Ever
00:45Oh well, I don't mind
00:48There have been lots of naughty people in history
00:51So I'm in good company
00:52Or rather, bad company
00:55And that's why today
00:56I'm giving you my top ten naughtiest people from history
01:00And starting at number ten
01:03We have Anne Hutchinson
01:04You'll never guess what she did that was so naughty
01:07She read the Bible
01:09Yeah, I know
01:11It doesn't sound naughty at all, does it?
01:13Well, that wasn't how they saw it in 17th century Puritan America
01:16Particularly if you were a woman
01:20Being in law enforcement in a new colony is tough
01:27The folks here in Massachusetts Bay are desperate
01:30It does not take much for them to turn to crime
01:32The number one threat we're dealing with today
01:34Is women reading
01:38That and the locals who don't want us here
01:41We've received intel that there is a gang of women readers
01:46Operating from inside this house
01:48It looks just like an ordinary house
01:50It's not
01:51It's a book den
01:53Makes you sick
01:55Word is
01:59The leader's a woman called Anne Hutchinson
02:00Apparently she organised the book gang on the boat over from Europe
02:03Some of the women are getting so deep
02:06Their lips don't even move while they're reading
02:07That's not witchcraft, what is?
02:10The Puritan General Assembly here in the Massachusetts Bay Colony
02:13Have outlawed the book gang
02:14And that's why we're here today
02:15We're hoping that the ringleader Hutchinson
02:17Will be in there herself
02:19Teaching with her books
02:20Well, not on my watch
02:22They're going down
02:23You go in, I'll cover you
02:25Yeah
02:25Chapter five, we've seen that
02:31No, no, no, no
02:32This is a book race
02:33Put the book down
02:34And step away
02:35But I'll lose the page
02:36All right
02:37Put the book mark inside the book
02:39Then put the book down
02:40Then step away
02:40We've got a runner
02:42Stop in the name of the Puritan law
02:45Book launch
02:45I'm here
02:48You'll be okay, buddy
02:50I think it was a hardback
02:52This guy's just part of the job
02:54I mean, look at this one
02:55Paper cut
02:57That'd be a little cold
02:58Hey, hey, hey
02:59Don't speak like that
03:00Look at me, look at me
03:01It's a reminder
03:02Of what we face out there
03:03Every single day
03:04Officer Scratcher here
03:06Is going to read you your rights
03:07Hang on
03:08Why am I going to read them?
03:10You've got the cards, huh?
03:11Yeah, look
03:12I can't read, can I?
03:14Well, I can't read either
03:15Would you want me to read the cards?
03:17Excuse me
03:18Would you like me to read the cards for you?
03:22You know
03:23Some of the days are hard
03:24But if we can do a little good here and there
03:26Like preventing women from reading
03:27Then it'll all have been worthwhile
03:29You, I
03:31Have the right to remain silent
03:34Anything you, I, say
03:37Can and will be used against you
03:39Me
03:40Oh, we really appreciate this
03:42I mean, obviously we will have to add you reading this
03:44To the list of charges
03:45But Puritan law is the Puritan law
03:47Seems like it was the Puritan officials
03:51That were the naughty ones
03:53Anne and her friends
03:54Weren't doing anything naughty at all
03:56Well, in at number nine
03:58Is someone who certainly was a bit naughty
04:01So what a rally
04:03Got locked up in the Tower of London
04:05For 13 years
04:07For plotting against King James I of England
04:09And that wasn't the only time he was in there
04:12Elizabeth I locked him up too
04:15Mind you
04:16He didn't exactly waste his time in prison
04:19They've got a guilty secret
04:22It's guilty cordial from Sir Walter Raleigh
04:25So good, they should lock it up
04:27And they have
04:28Because it's made here in prison
04:30By me
04:31I'm Sir Walter Raleigh
04:36Elizabethan spy
04:39Explorer, soldier, poet
04:41And now, soft drink maker
04:43My medicinal, healthy cordials
04:45Are all made here by my hand
04:47In the Tower of London
04:49Because there's not much else to do
04:51Fancy a sip, bud?
04:54He never says anything
04:55Guilty cordials are made with only the freshest of ingredients
05:00Many of them grown here
05:01During my exercise hours
05:03In the gardens of the prison
05:04Oh, look!
05:07Some rosemary
05:08Through that unlocked gate
05:10I'm just going to close it
05:13Guilty cordial is made from rosemary
05:16Elverflower
05:17Thistles
05:18Clay
05:18Wood
05:19That wood bark's got a bit of raven poo on it
05:21Revolting
05:22Antlers
05:23And the hearts and livers of deadly vipers
05:25But not their skins
05:27That's disgusting
05:29So why not try
05:31Guilty cordial
05:32From me
05:33Sir Walter Raleigh
05:34It's so good
05:35They have to keep me locked up
05:37And also because I plotted to overthrow the New King James
05:40And I attacked the Spanish when I said I wouldn't
05:42And a bunch of other stuff
05:44What can I say?
05:46I'm as guilty as my own cordial
05:48Guilty cordial
05:49Hurry while stocks last
05:50Production will definitely cease on the 29th of October 1618
05:54Oh, why are they letting me out?
05:55Um, well, not exactly
05:57Oh, that stuff sounds delish
06:02I might just get off this stupid step and get myself a glass
06:06Stay where you are, Rattus
06:08Yes, Mummas
06:10Thought she'd gone out
06:12Still, trying to escape can be naughty too
06:15Especially when you're escaping from prison
06:18That didn't stop Charles the first, though
06:20He's in at number eight
06:22Because he tried to escape lots
06:24Which is what I'm going to do right now
06:27Don't you dare, Rattus
06:29Worth a try
06:33Doing well, is it, sir?
06:38Oh, sweet freedom
06:40My liberty is nigh
06:42I can feel it
06:43Maybe trying to escape through the bars wasn't such a great idea, sire
06:46Nonsense
06:48Why would you say a thing like that?
06:49Well, it's just that you've had your head stuck for some time now
06:51That is such a glass half-empty way of looking at things, Ashburnham
06:54Because you could say that my head is completely free from the prison
06:57Mmm, yep
06:58But a lot of your body's still inside the prison, sire
07:01Yes
07:02Right, new plan
07:03Like the greasy sausage
07:05We shall slip through their hands
07:07We will head to the new forest
07:09Moving so fast that they'll be unable to keep a hold of us
07:12Brilliant idea, Majesty
07:14Yes, it is
07:15You might be forgetting one thing, though
07:16Your head is stuck in a window
07:17Will you stop being such a negative, Nellie?
07:21Everyone knows that if the head can pass through a space
07:23Then the rest can follow
07:24Because the head is the biggest part of the body
07:27So, here we go
07:28One time, no thought
07:29Here we go
07:30I think that just applies to my son
07:40Why did you say anything then, Ashburnham?
07:42I did
07:43My shoulder's stuck now
07:44And I'm in a huge amount of physical pain
07:46Okay, right, plan C, plan C
07:48Earlier today, I took the precaution of summoning a manservant
07:52Who's outrageous clothing
07:53Will distract from his face
07:55I'm talking a big, wide hat
07:58A big beard and a wig
08:00And a big, great coat
08:01Yeah
08:01So all I need then do
08:03Is disguise myself as him and...
08:05You mean this bloke?
08:07Yeah, we spotted him immediately
08:08You're not going anywhere
08:09Now, here's my plan
08:10You go back to bed
08:11And you stay here
08:12Locked up and ready to be executed
08:14Tell him, Ashburnham
08:15It's a good plan, guard
08:17If it weren't for one inescapable fact
08:19Head in window
08:21I'm stuck-o
08:23Buck-o
08:24You're not very stealthy
08:28Well, if you're a royalist cavalier
08:31You probably think Charles shouldn't have been in prison anyway
08:35So why shouldn't he try and escape?
08:37But there's not much debate about number seven
08:40Meet my cut purse
08:42She's a proper troublemaker
08:45Be careful, men
08:48During these times of civil war
08:50The roads could be a haven for criminals
08:52Frankly
08:53We've got a lot of stuff that they might be interested in
08:55Ah
08:56You mean all the gold in our chest?
08:58I was trying not to draw attention to that
09:00Whoa!
09:02It's a woman
09:03In britches
09:04Playing the loop
09:06Ahoy!
09:08The name's Mal Cutpurse
09:09Mal Cutpurse
09:10You used to rob people all up and down the country
09:13You're well famous
09:14I am and I got the scars to prove it
09:18By which I mean they caught me and scarred me
09:20And surmite me as a thief and teach for the air in me ways
09:23Cool
09:24It's not cool
09:25It's punishment for breaking our rules
09:27But it may have worked
09:29That would look like it
09:30Yeah!
09:31Hey!
09:31My money
09:33My trousers
09:34You're brilliant
09:37And yet she's still just a petty thief
09:39Pickpocketing strangers
09:41How dare you?
09:42I'm in my 60s now
09:44Pursuing my true passions
09:46Oh, what's that then?
09:46Doing stick-ups
09:47Hand over you, Luke
09:48And I don't mean this kind
09:50Never
09:51You may be able to scare the coming folk
09:53But I
09:54Am a general
09:55Of the highest authority
09:56I demand that you follow the rules of society
10:00And the power of the law
10:02Should have told you
10:04I don't care about the rules of society
10:06She is brilliant
10:07Oh, no, no, you're going to help
10:09Come on, life
10:09Help me out
10:10Cutpurse away
10:12Oh, my shake
10:13My britches are around me ankles
10:15Oh, brilliant
10:16Well, I know she was naughty
10:19But she sounds brilliant
10:21And you know who else is brilliantly naughty?
10:24In at number six
10:25It's young Julius Caesar
10:27And he's with a bunch of Cilician pirates
10:30That's right
10:31Caesar was so naughty
10:33Even when he's kidnapped by pirates
10:35He ends up being the naughty one
10:37Captain
10:40We have captured a young nobleman
10:42He's a Roman
10:43Perfect
10:44Tremble, Roman
10:47For you have been captured
10:49By the Cilician pirates
10:51Yeah, can we hurry this up?
10:53Eh?
10:53Look, I'm Gaius Julius Caesar
10:56I've got a lot on
10:57And this is really starting to drag
10:58Tremble
11:00We did that bit
11:01Can we just get to the ransom demand?
11:04Right, if your friends
11:05Want to see you alive again
11:06Blah, blah, blah
11:07How much?
11:08Serious
11:09Twenty talents of silver
11:13Twenty
11:14How dare you
11:17Tie me up
11:18Wrists
11:18I'm staying right here
11:20Until you get a fee worthy of me
11:22I mean, honestly
11:23Ankles
11:24I'm worth
11:25Fifty talents at least
11:26Boy then
11:27Fifty talents, please
11:29Thank you
11:30Twenty
11:31Genuinely hurt by that
11:33Okay, I'll get my men to arrange a payment
11:34Oi
11:37Men
11:38I've been captured by
11:39Cil...
11:40Cilician
11:41Cilician
11:41Cilician pirates
11:43I need you to go around the Aegean coastal cities and raise fifty talents
11:47And if they complain
11:49Kindly remind them that if they were patrolling properly
11:52Then we wouldn't be having so much trouble with these lowlights
11:56No offence
11:57No offence
11:57Down
12:01Steve, you don't have to
12:03Good point
12:04What are you doing?
12:06So, what have you guys got planned for entertainment?
12:10Entertainment?
12:10Well, sometimes we play ball games or hold athletic tournaments
12:13Won't you be quiet
12:14I don't want to play with them
12:15Sounds fun
12:15I'm in
12:16Oh, and also
12:17I'm going to need a few of your men for an audience
12:19Audience?
12:19Yeah
12:20I'll be writing some poetry whilst I'm here
12:22And it'd be good to get some feedback
12:23Yeah, well
12:24My men don't really like poetry
12:26No
12:27Great
12:28I've been kidnapped by a bunch of oiks
12:30Who don't appreciate the arts
12:31Ugh
12:32Fine, I'll just get some shut-eye
12:34Just keep it down
12:35No, I will not keep it down
12:37I've got to keep it low
12:38I'm a pirate
12:40Shush
12:40Oh, and by the way
12:41When I get free
12:42I'm going to hunt you all down
12:44And have you crucified
12:45And not in a nice way
12:47Oh, I'd rather that than listen to his poetry
12:50Oh, ho, ho, ho
12:51Kaboom
12:52I can't hear you now
12:53Sorry
12:54We're into the last five
12:57And that means some properly bad behaviour
13:00At number five
13:01The one and only Guy Fawkes
13:04Guy tried to kill King James I
13:07He was going to blow the king and his whole parliament up
13:10Luckily, Guy's naughty gunpowder plot went up in smoke
13:14Sorry to interrupt, mate
13:31Apparently some joker's trying to blow up the houses of parliament
13:35You haven't seen him around, have you?
13:39Nope
13:40Okay, fair enough
13:44We'll leave you to it
13:45Have a good night and
13:46Hang on a second
13:49That's a lot of firewood to be stacking right underneath the houses of parliament
13:54Is it?
13:55I wasn't really, no
13:56I'm just a lowly servant, Mum
13:58Looking after a cellar full of wood
14:00For my boss
14:01Thomas Percy
14:03Fair enough
14:07Well, boys
14:08It looks like nothing dodgy is going on here
14:10Let us know if you see anything strange
14:12Will do
14:12Let's go find the guy
14:13Yeah
14:14What?
14:19Is it Guy?
14:20Is your name Guy?
14:22No
14:23What's your name?
14:25John
14:26John what?
14:28John
14:28Son John
14:30Johnson
14:31My name's John Johnson
14:32John Johnson
14:33Yeah
14:35Lovely to meet you, John Johnson
14:39Good to meet you, too
14:42Better let you get on with it
14:43Let us know if you see anyone up to no good
14:45Johnson's your man
14:46Close one
14:50Proof, if ever
14:52That God is on our side
14:54Nothing can stop us now
14:56Just one more thing
15:01Wait a second
15:03What's all this?
15:08John Johnson
15:08You are nicked
15:10Drop that barrel of gunpowder
15:11I don't think that would be a very good idea
15:14You're probably right
15:16Well, Guy Fawkes was definitely naughty
15:21But guess what
15:23He wasn't the ringleader of the gunpowder plot
15:25And while he got caught in the act
15:28The brains behind it
15:29Robert Catesby
15:31And lots of other plotters
15:33Very nearly got away with it
15:35And that's why Guy's at five
15:36And the rest of the plotters
15:38Are right here on the naughty list
15:40At number four
15:42With Guy Fawkes now captured
15:45Lead investigator Sheriff Richard Walsh
15:47And his men
15:48Are hot on the trail of Catesby
15:49And his fugitive crew
15:51Including Thomas Winter
15:52And Everett Digby
15:53Okay, quick recap guys
15:56Fawkes is out of the picture
15:57And Parliament is safe
15:59But Robert Catesby
16:00And the rest of the conspirators
16:01Still want to start a rebellion
16:03So let's hunt them down
16:04Pretty obvious
16:13They'll head for the Midlands
16:14And the weather's bad
16:15So we should look out
16:16For some soaking wet
16:17Stressed out Catholics
16:19I'm stressed
16:20I'm super stressed
16:22Everything's ruined
16:23Come on Winter
16:24Digby
16:24Everything will be fine
16:25Will it Catesby?
16:27Will it?
16:27Because our plan's just gone up in smoke
16:29Or rather it didn't
16:30That was the old plan
16:31Old plan?
16:32Yeah
16:32The new plan is that we lie low here
16:35At Holbeck House
16:37In Staffordshire
16:37Drum up support
16:38Start a revolt
16:40They'll never see us coming
16:41They'll be lying low
16:42Drumming up support
16:44And trying to start a revolt
16:46As standard
16:47Catesby's crew
16:49Are drying out
16:50Inside Holbeck House
16:52It's going great guys
16:53We've got hundreds
16:55Of willing men
16:56All the willing men have left
16:57Never mind
17:02We're a small group
17:04Of willing men
17:04Who can move fast
17:05And achieve a lot
17:07I tell you what
17:08Getting hold of those horses
17:09Now that
17:09Was a stroke of luck
17:11We've got word
17:12Of some stolen horses
17:12In Warwick
17:13So let's go
17:14And check it out
17:14There's going to be fireworks
17:17There
17:20Now that
17:21Is how you dry gunpowder
17:23Look
17:24I know I'm not
17:25The explosives expert
17:26But
17:27I'm sure there was
17:28Something to remember
17:29About gunpowder and fire
17:31How else you meant to dry it
17:32I don't know
17:32It doesn't work
17:34If it's wet
17:35So we didn't have much
17:35Of a choice
17:36Don't worry
17:37It's perfectly
17:38Oh my eyes
17:41I can't see
17:42I'm off
17:42I can't wait
17:43Come on man
17:46Surely you can see
17:47That my plan is still there
17:48I can't see anything anymore
17:50Calm down
17:50They'll never find us
17:52We found them
17:54Do you think we should just
17:56Give up
17:57Never
17:58It's fine
18:00Don't worry about it
18:01It's all
18:02Good
18:03Well if you say so
18:07Kitesby
18:08Kitesby
18:10Bad luck guys
18:11You've been hunted down
18:13And in some cases
18:14Shot
18:14What happened
18:15Did we win
18:16I'll take that
18:19I'll take that as a no
18:20We're down to my top three now
18:24So it's time for some serious antisocial behaviour
18:27And it doesn't come much more antisocial than chopping people's heads off
18:32At number three
18:33It's your favourite king of mine
18:35And certainly his favourite
18:36Henry VIII
18:38Henry was naughty in lots of ways
18:41But one of the naughtiest things about him
18:43Was the way he dealt with other naughty people
18:46Hiya
18:48I'm Henry VIII
18:49Monarch
18:49Serial husband
18:51And massive fan of chopping people's heads off
18:53Sweet
18:54And what better place to make heads roll
18:56Than here in the Tower of London
18:58So in this vid
18:59I'm going to give you my five faves
19:02Welcome to
19:03Top of the Chops
19:04Ooh
19:06Lovely stuff John
19:07Off in one
19:08Thank you your majesty
19:09Top low
19:11Five
19:14At number five
19:15It's my fifth wife
19:16Catherine Howard
19:17Her head had to roll
19:19Because I found out
19:20That she'd had loads of boyfriends
19:22Before I married her
19:23Which I did not like
19:23Ladies top tip
19:26Don't marry a jealous king
19:27With his own wax man
19:29Bit of beef beefy
19:31I'm vegetarian
19:32What
19:33And four
19:36And my second wife
19:38My first love
19:39And number four
19:40In my top chops
19:41I did my job
19:42Redecorating the tower for her
19:44She didn't do her job
19:46In giving me a son
19:47That was choppity chop chop
19:49It was quite sad though
19:51She said some lovely things
19:52About me on the scaffold
19:53Even asked the crowd
19:54To pray for me
19:54Really quite moving
19:55Still killed her though
19:57At three
20:00Wow
20:02A bullseye
20:03Thomas Cromwell
20:04Came a copper
20:05When he met the chopper
20:06He had to go
20:07Because he organised
20:08My fourth marriage
20:09To Anne of Cleves
20:09And she was not nearly
20:11As pretty
20:11As he said she was
20:13Also did a bunch
20:15Of trees and stuff
20:16I stuck his head
20:17On a spike
20:17On London Bridge
20:18Well they had to put it somewhere
20:21At two
20:22Margaret Paul
20:23She was a stubborn one
20:25She made a huge fuss
20:26Because she didn't want me
20:27To divorce my ex
20:28Catherine of Aragon
20:28She even encouraged
20:29An invasion of England
20:30And her head
20:31Was just as stubborn
20:32It took eleven shots
20:33To get it off
20:34Gnarly dude
20:36Anne of number one
20:38Tell you what's not
20:39All fun and games
20:40Beheading someone
20:40Who you really like
20:42Thomas Cromwell
20:43Was a dear friend of mine
20:44But guys
20:44You don't disagree
20:46With the king on religion
20:47If people lose their heads
20:49People gonna lose their heads
20:51It was quite sad though
20:52The executioner
20:53Even apologised to him
20:54More
20:54Kissed him
20:55And said
20:55It's fine
20:56Maybe he was cool then
20:57Anyway
20:58Top bloke
20:59Shame about that
20:59So there you have it
21:01My five top of the chops
21:03Don't forget to like
21:04Follow and subscribe
21:05To my religious reforms
21:06Or else
21:07And watch out for next week's video
21:09Top of the pork chops
21:10Where I count down
21:11My fave five royal feasts
21:13Nom nom nom nom nom
21:15Grace
21:16Queen John
21:16Do you want to join me
21:18For a round of tennis?
21:19Say yes
21:19Or I'll make you chop
21:20Your own head off
21:20Yeah
21:21Thought so
21:22Maybe lose the mask
21:23Ah
21:23Freaking me out
21:26Well we're nearly
21:27At the top
21:28Of our top ten
21:29But number two
21:30Might be a
21:31Surprise to some of you
21:33It's
21:34Christopher Columbus
21:35Columbus was a
21:37Brave explorer
21:39Who discovered
21:40The Americas
21:41But the way
21:42He treated his crew
21:43And the unfortunate
21:44Locals he found
21:45Living there
21:46Was very naughty
21:47Indeed
21:48It's nearly bedtime
21:50Here at Yee Bee Bees
21:52So for all you
21:53Little mariners
21:54Sailing off
21:55To Sleep Island
21:56We've got a
21:57Special guest today
21:58To tell us a
21:59Bedtime story
22:00About their real
22:01Life adventures
22:02Hello boys and girls
22:05I am Christopher Columbus
22:07And in 1492
22:08I sailed the ocean blue
22:11Searching for a new
22:12Trade route
22:13Between Europe
22:14And China
22:16But what I actually discovered
22:18Was an entire new continent
22:21The Americas
22:22What an adventure
22:24It was full of exciting
22:26Vibrant people
22:27That I could kidnap
22:29And force to work for me
22:31Sorry what?
22:32And there was nothing they could do
22:33Because we were so heavily armed
22:36Okay how about we just stick to the adventure bit
22:38Okay there were lots of swashbuckling battles
22:42As we fought for our lives
22:44There we go
22:45Exciting
22:46Charge
22:47The battles ended
22:48When I cut the heads
22:50Of three local people
22:51Here let me show you
22:53How I did it
22:54Okay seriously
22:55I think we should stop talking
22:57About the nasty stuff
22:58That you did to those poor people
22:59Who were already living there
23:01And focus on the exploring
23:03That's fine
23:04After we finished
23:05There weren't many of them left anyway
23:06Now did you know
23:07The Americas are filled
23:09With gold
23:11Treasure
23:12That's more like it
23:14Did you have a treasure map?
23:16I didn't need one
23:17I just said I'd kill any local person
23:19Over the age of 14
23:21Who didn't bring me gold
23:22Much easier
23:23Okay
23:23I think we've had enough
23:25Of your adventures for one day
23:27Possibly forever
23:28You know
23:29I think the message of my story
23:31Is when you are faced
23:33With an impossible task
23:34What you really need to do
23:36Is believe in yourself
23:38Wow
23:39That is a great message
23:40For our children
23:41For example
23:41I believed it was right
23:43To have members of my own crew
23:44Whipped for buying food
23:46Without my permission
23:47Okay
23:48Okay
23:48Get out
23:49Get out
23:50We're going to get complaints
23:53About this
23:54Hello
23:55Nero
23:55Claudius Caesar
23:56Augustus
23:57Germanicus
23:57Here
23:58Or Emperor Nero
23:59For short
23:59I was Roman Emperor Number 5
24:02But I was Number 1
24:03When it came to
24:04Playing the bagpipes
24:05I loved playing the bagpipes
24:07Didn't love my mum
24:09Quite as much
24:09In fact
24:10I actually tried to have her killed
24:11Naughty
24:12But tell me
24:14How did I do that
24:15Did I
24:16A
24:16Poison her
24:18B
24:19Send her out to sea
24:20In a collapsible boat
24:21That I'd had built
24:22Or
24:23Seen
24:24Send assassins
24:25After her
24:25The answer is A
24:27And also B
24:28And also C
24:29Some people send their mum
24:31Lovely flowers
24:31Some send her chocolates
24:33I sent her assassins
24:34I wasn't a great son
24:36But I'll tell you
24:38What I was great at
24:39Playing the bagpipes
24:41And so
24:42To lighten the mood
24:43I'll play you out
24:43With this little number
24:44I prepared
24:45A 1
24:462
24:46A 1
24:472
24:473
24:47And
24:48Well it's the end of the show
24:51And Mummus has said
24:52I can stop sitting on the naughty step
24:54So let's celebrate
24:56By revealing the number 1
24:57In my top 10 naughtiest people
25:00Drum roll please
25:02Ratter
25:03You're making too much noise again
25:05Go and sit on the naughty step
25:06Oh
25:07Unbelievable
25:09Well at number 1
25:11Is not just 1
25:12But 3
25:13Of history's naughtiest dads
25:15It's our old friend Henry
25:16Making his second appearance
25:18On the list
25:19He's that naughty
25:20Along with
25:21William the Conqueror
25:22And Pharaoh Ramesses the second
25:24They're all together
25:26And ready to rock
25:27At number 1
25:291
25:302
25:313
25:314
25:32We want a crown
25:33That says
25:33World's greatest dad
25:34Quite rightly
25:35It's something
25:35We've never had
25:37If you ask
25:37Our children
25:38They'll certainly agree
25:39There's some great dads
25:40Out there
25:40Just
25:41Not us three
25:41I was a father
25:53Who wanted a son
25:55When I had two daughters
25:58I dispatched their mums
26:00They got a boy
26:03With wife number 3
26:05It was my man
26:07It was my man
26:07Forget Liz and Mary
26:10Cause being a dad
26:11Cause being a dad ain't easy
26:13Feels like you can't do enough
26:15I dissed my daughters
26:17I dissed my daughters and send them away
26:18Maybe I was a little bit tough
26:21Robert my eldest
26:26I used to call names
26:29Fat legs and short pants
26:32Such fun and games
26:34Then we fell out
26:36Had a big barney
26:39I thought we were close
26:41But he does that in my army
26:43No being a dad ain't easy
26:47Sometimes you just can't agree
26:49You end up at war on opposite sides
26:52Or maybe that was just me
26:55I'm just a typical
27:00Family guy
27:02Around 100 children
27:05By 8 different wives
27:07Is hard being a dad
27:10With 8 wives in the mix
27:12I thought I did well
27:15And I only had 6
27:17No being a dad ain't easy
27:20There's no tougher job on the earth
27:23It's really much harder
27:24Than being a mum
27:26If you don't count giving birth
27:28I really loved Edward
27:31But I suppose I ought to
27:32Have paid more attention
27:33To my eldest daughter
27:35Mia Robert at war
27:36Such a great shame
27:37I had enough trouble
27:38Just remembering their names
27:40Being a dad ain't easy
27:42I wish we could turn back the clock
27:44We may not be
27:46The greatest examples
27:47Cause you generally find
27:49The dads rock
27:49Dad dad dad dad dad
27:51Dad's rock
27:52Dad dad dad dad
27:54Dad's rock
27:55Dad dad dad dad
27:56Dad's rock
27:57Dad dad dad dad
27:59Dad's rock
27:59Rock
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