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00:00Oh, yeah.
00:02All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
00:06All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
00:08My buddy Joe is in that program.
00:10Training together.
00:11Would you guys be cool to do that?
00:13I'd love to show up for him.
00:14Oh, yeah, man.
00:15Show up for any dude who's that brave.
00:17What do you mean?
00:19Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay?
00:23I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
00:27Hey, here's me.
00:29Russia is not safe for folks like that.
00:32Fucking balls of steel, man.
00:34No.
00:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
00:49Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
00:52What has happened to Scott Hunter?
00:5470 points last season.
00:56Yes, and we're six games into this season.
00:58A season he, he called, need to win.
01:01Those are his words.
01:02And he has zero, zero points.
01:05He's in a fog.
01:06His passes aren't connecting.
01:08He's barely skating.
01:09I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
01:11And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
01:16Oh God.
01:17Yeah.
01:18He's got a big beat.
01:19I didn't know where he's a man.
01:20His target's got so excited.
01:21He's finally on the limit.
01:22He's still a kid.
01:23He's just like a man.
01:25He's not slain.
01:26He's not like an adult there.
01:27You know, like an adult, or he's only like playing a bird.
01:28Yeah.
01:29He's like a baby.
01:30He's struggling with a man.
01:31He's like a man.
01:32I am very sorry about that.
01:57Truly not a big deal.
01:59How may I help you?
01:59Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
02:03Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
02:09Any allergies?
02:10No, no, no, I'm easy.
02:11Okay.
02:12Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
02:15Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
02:16Yeah.
02:17Yeah, that's it.
02:18But what?
02:20Oh, um, nothing.
02:21Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
02:25Oh, so you're kind of wild.
02:26I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
02:32Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
02:34Yeah?
02:34Blueberry with a banana.
02:36I take that.
02:36If it's okay to order off-menu.
02:39Kip.
02:39I mean, technically, it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
02:44Okay.
02:45Oh, you weren't kidding.
03:08It's really good.
03:09Oh, yeah.
03:10The banana makes a big difference, I think.
03:14I don't know.
03:15I guess it must.
03:20Here.
03:21Thanks.
03:24Um, that's way too much.
03:27It's for you.
03:28It's a great smoothie.
03:30Thanks again, Kip.
03:30Girl.
03:37Holy shit.
03:39Are you...
03:40Was that Scott Hunter?
03:44Was that what?
03:45Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
03:49Girl.
03:50Clock winding down in the second period.
03:532-1 for Anaheim.
03:54We have girls with the draw.
03:55And this is what we're watching?
03:58We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
04:03What is this?
04:04Let me check my name.
04:05Hockey?
04:05Shut up, Sean.
04:06I have to turn it off.
04:07No, no, no.
04:08Please keep it on.
04:09Huh?
04:09Thank you, Kyle.
04:11Thank you, Kyle.
04:12Thank you, Kyle.
04:13You're welcome.
04:15Twice.
04:15He said tip.
04:17Like, he used your actual name twice.
04:19Maria, that is setting the bar so low.
04:21And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
04:23It almost sounded hot.
04:24Okay, that's not fair.
04:25Not hot.
04:25Just normal.
04:27Okay, I'll listen to it.
04:28Fuck both of you, okay?
04:29Cabe is short for Christopher.
04:30It's not that weird.
04:31It's short bus for Christopher.
04:33And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
04:36Oh, my God.
04:36Why are we talking about my dumb name?
04:38He said it.
04:38He said it.
04:40Another round?
04:42Thank you, Kyle.
04:43Thank you, Kyle.
04:45Hunter to bomb.
04:46And you?
04:47Bond sends it back to...
04:49Hunter's looking up.
04:50Look, look, look.
04:50He's on the TV right now.
04:52Sean, look right now.
04:53Oh, my God.
04:53Okay.
04:54Falls to Hunter.
04:55Hunter's in front of the net.
04:56And he scores!
04:58A rare goal from Scott.
05:00Oh, wow.
05:01Right?
05:01He knows your name.
05:03Yeah.
05:04I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
05:06Shut the fuck up.
05:06He literally forgot.
05:07Jesus Christ!
05:11He scored a hat trick last night.
05:14Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
05:17No, I just didn't realize that...
05:19We literally watched the game, Kip.
05:26Nice to see you again, Kip.
05:27Nice to see you again, Scott.
05:31You're Scott Hunter, right?
05:33I am.
05:34This is awesome.
05:35I mean, wow.
05:36You had a night last night.
05:37Oh, did you watch?
05:38I did, yeah.
05:39I don't usually...
05:40Sorry, that sounds rude.
05:42I'm...
05:42No, I got it.
05:43Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
05:46It was amazing.
05:47He's a huge fan.
05:48But, yeah.
05:49I watched last night.
05:51Wow.
05:52Um...
05:53Yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to perfect it.
05:59Okay.
06:00So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
06:04Anything you'd like different?
06:06Nothing at all.
06:08There you go.
06:10Okay.
06:11You really can't keep doing this.
06:12I really can.
06:13Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
06:21Dude.
06:22Girl.
06:23Was that?
06:23Yes, it fucking was.
06:31Sorry I'm late.
06:33No outside food or drink.
06:35Fuck off, Kyle.
06:35And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name,
06:43and it's low-key making me crazy.
06:45Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
06:47Because I am not looking for a date.
06:48Yes.
06:49I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
06:52Could you please listen to me?
06:53Kyle, remote.
06:53Extra shrimp.
07:03New York with control.
07:05Okay.
07:05Now I'm fully listening.
07:07What are you doing?
07:08Just putting the game on.
07:09Elena.
07:09What?
07:10It's a sports bar.
07:11Let's watch sport.
07:13Am I being crazy?
07:14What does Maria say?
07:15She says he's funny.
07:16Me too.
07:16Well, she is much smarter than you.
07:18I'm probably this idiot.
07:21He's not an idiot.
07:25Jesus.
07:26Brain.
07:27When's his next home game?
07:30Come on.
07:30If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
07:33I don't plan my shifts.
07:34I just gobble up as many as I can.
07:37Saturday.
07:38They play at home again on Saturday.
07:40Are you working?
07:44Fuck.
07:44No.
07:45Fix that.
07:46I don't know if you, uh, well, it's, uh, it's nice to see you.
08:05Uh, Blue Moon Over Brooklyn, please.
08:07Extra banana.
08:15This one's on the house.
08:16Oh, come on.
08:17It's about my pay grade.
08:18Management heard you came in.
08:20And no, you may not tip me.
08:22And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
08:26Okay.
08:27Um, uh, may I drink this here?
08:31Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
08:34Yeah, you totally may.
08:37What else?
08:53Oh.
08:55Okay.
08:56Oh, yeah.
08:56Oh, yeah.
08:57Oh, yeah.
08:57you're not worried about breaking your routine
09:09uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
09:13turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree
09:20killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time
09:25but isn't a serial killer someone who kills multiple people minimum three
09:29but over a period of time not all at once
09:32how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me feel
09:43not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay
09:52before you say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
09:56possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me no i swear barely had two concussions
10:03okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that
10:12but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs
10:16oh okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect
10:21you to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole
10:26stop shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
10:29um do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taking them so i mean uh if if you
10:51want yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
11:01you sure i'm sure
11:08these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they they're hands
11:13you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with
11:21a girl and he's oh my god shut up elena oh wow that wasn't it wasn't to me that was he just nodded at
11:29you no there's no proof of that wait back for fuck's sake
11:43good job i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you hey hunter too bad you can't
11:58play at home every night right it's better for you huh go yourself rosanov all right it's more fun if
12:04you're there
12:13hope next time we play decide to show up
12:20cheap true
12:25starting to sound like them i'm sorry what
12:31you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
12:35really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and hunter
12:41a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road through the hours
12:44a shade bottle you're ever fun you buddy can't have some grievances to air
12:49i'm gonna hit the sack yeah here you go handsome all right have a good day off it's not a day off
12:55i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow yeah yeah i just you know you get to sleep in
12:58four once so i'm just happy for you it's all i meant you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle
13:05kiddo you know you can't get that uh scholarship anyway so please no jinxing me oh wait no way good
13:12night night dad love you love your back
13:20what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave
13:32so so soon okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out okay hey hey
13:38are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't this job yes and i get it but you're
13:45not gonna it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great i love you yeah you too yes buddy
13:51i'm not so sorry save it
14:06i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
14:13new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
14:17it's uh it's really okay i'm so sorry again oh bunny
14:23babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up and i'm sorry you're not a
14:29complete fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into art sean please don't
14:34fire me no one is firing you just calm down and get your shit together okay okay i know you need the
14:41money baby okay deep breath inhale exhale you think you can handle quiche they're dry
15:03hey hey i am so sorry about earlier that that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should
15:13apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're
15:17just a normal great person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate
15:22this food well full disclosure i hate serving it i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food
15:31yeah of course i'm not a serial killer or even a spree killer you sure yeah who has the time but
15:38do you have the time to grab a bite with me like when this this thing is over tonight yeah with you
15:46um uh wow oh yeah yeah okay yeah yeah because there's uh there's this great place right around
15:53the corner and it's open late and okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done not even a little
16:13okay um
16:29that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
16:40How would you feel about where we're in?
16:57Holy shit.
17:02Oh, my God.
17:10I mean, I figured you'd have a nice place, but this is insane.
17:31Do you want a full tour now, or?
17:34Four.
17:36I think four.
17:40I think four.
18:10You're beautiful.
18:18I can't believe you didn't have to be.
18:21I'm so into you.
18:23I'm so into you.
18:25I guess I'm thinking about you.
18:26I'm so into you.
18:38Oh, my God, no.
18:40Oh, my God.
18:42Oh, my God.
18:44Oh, my God.
18:50Oh, my God.
18:52Oh, my God.
19:06What are you doing?
19:07Oh, I didn't want to wake you.
19:10And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow,
19:12and, you know...
19:22Can you stay?
19:25Yeah.
19:28Then stay, please.
19:37Can I wake you?
19:38Oh, my God.
19:42Did I wake you?
20:07Oh.
20:08Okay.
20:08I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your
20:11fridge and you basically had all the ingredients.
20:13I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
20:17You were very organized, and I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have
20:21your game, that you'd probably still want it.
20:25Oh.
20:26Oh.
20:27Oh.
20:28Oh.
20:29Oh.
20:30Oh.
20:31Oh.
20:32Oh.
20:33Oh.
20:34Oh.
20:35Oh.
20:36Oh.
20:37Oh.
20:38Oh.
20:39Oh.
20:40Oh.
20:41Oh.
20:42Oh.
20:43Oh.
20:44Oh.
20:45Oh.
20:46Oh.
20:47Oh.
20:48Oh.
20:49Oh.
20:50Oh.
20:51Oh.
20:52Oh.
20:53Oh.
20:54Oh.
20:55Oh.
20:56Oh.
20:57Oh.
20:58Oh.
20:59Oh.
21:00Oh.
21:01Oh.
21:02Oh.
21:03Oh.
21:04Oh.
21:05Oh.
21:06Oh.
21:07Oh.
21:08Oh.
21:09Oh.
21:10Well, that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
21:18Um, I'm, um, I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
21:26And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
21:31Is it okay? Can I be too intense?
21:35Yeah.
21:38Yeah, I, um,
21:39I never do this.
21:44Never brought anyone back here, like ever.
21:48Um, yeah, my life is, uh, is complicated.
21:53Yeah, I, I get that.
21:59And I can't, um,
22:02come out, like,
22:06not, not right now.
22:10Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
22:15And so I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
22:21Yeah, wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
22:29But I, um, you, it's just, uh, I want you so bad.
22:43And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's, that's probably fucked up.
22:52Like, I, I know I'm fucked up, I get it, I'm, I'm not pretending, I'm not.
22:56But I really, really like you.
22:58So, uh, I want you to stay.
23:02I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
23:12And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
23:17I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
23:28Is, uh, is that too much?
23:30You can say it if it is, um, do you say something, though?
23:38I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
24:04And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
24:13Really?
24:14Yeah, really.
24:15Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
24:23Hey.
24:25How much practice?
24:26I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
24:36Yes, I sent in the applications.
24:37Very aggressive, man.
24:38Yes, and even to BU, and yes, I know we hate Boston.
24:42With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
24:45So I don't have to schlep to work, I get to sleep in an extra hour.
24:48Barnes got the box to 100 eggs.
24:49Fuck yes.
24:52Hiya.
24:52Morning, Scott.
25:00Morning, Caleb.
25:01The usual, please.
25:02Yeah.
25:05Extra banana.
25:09I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
25:12I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
25:14I mean, not like these, they don't.
25:18Do you really think this is a secret?
25:20What's the secret?
25:21Nothing's happening.
25:24He's just flirting with me, or whatever.
25:26He's straight, I think.
25:28Girl.
25:37There's pasta salad in the fridge.
25:38Chicken, no feta.
25:40Oh, yeah?
25:41Where?
25:42For me.
25:42I made it.
25:42You dead?
25:50I'm not just a pretty face.
25:52Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
25:58What's that?
26:00It's an artist I love.
26:01He has a new shot.
26:02Oh, cool.
26:03I should buy some art.
26:06What?
26:07Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
26:09No, no, no, no.
26:10You're also a very, very hot body.
26:15Oh, my God.
26:16We don't have to do this.
26:29That's cool.
26:30That's cool.
26:32Okay.
26:32This would look great in the living room.
26:42Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
26:45I think it would...
26:45Shh.
26:45Sorry.
26:49Sorry, I just...
26:50It's okay.
26:52Um...
26:53Maybe we should...
26:54Amazing, isn't it?
26:56Yeah, it's beautiful.
26:59So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
27:03Oh, I think we're...
27:04Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
27:06Yeah.
27:07Excuse me.
27:11Sorry, he's not feeling well.
27:13No problem.
27:15I'm, uh...
27:26I'm really sorry.
27:28I thought I could do that.
27:30I really thought I could.
27:31I wanted to.
27:32I just...
27:32It's okay.
27:34No, it's not.
27:36I know, it's not.
27:37Come here.
27:38Come here.
27:38Come here.
27:39Come here.
28:05road trips are just killing me.
28:07I mean, it's brutal. I think I'm
28:09cursed. Cursed?
28:11Like, scary old lady cursed?
28:13I know. I know it's dumb, but
28:15I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
28:18Would you be jealous
28:19if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
28:22Maybe.
28:23Probably. Well, what if I filled you in
28:25on all the juicy details?
28:27Like how he blended them?
28:29What if I actually was a scary old lady?
28:31Or what if you always
28:33kind of had one with you? What do you mean?
28:36Oh.
28:37Here.
28:41Okay.
28:43Okay, I know it's dumb.
28:45I know it's dumb. But I saw them at a bodega
28:47and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
28:54I love them.
28:56Yeah? I love them so much.
28:57Can I fuck you?
29:06Absolutely.
29:07Absolutely.
29:07Fuck yes.
29:25That's two times.
29:27If you say it out loud, it's the curse broken.
29:30Hunter hasn't scored twice
29:31in an away game since last season.
29:33What?
29:40Say it out loud.
29:42Say what?
29:45Okay.
29:46It's not...
29:47It's...
29:49What?
29:51Okay.
29:52Here's what I know.
29:53Helena.
29:53Shut up.
29:54You're in love with him.
29:55I'm not in love with him.
29:57You are.
29:57You are.
29:57Have you at least told your dad?
30:05For how long now?
30:07A little over two months.
30:08Oh, baby.
30:10Helena, okay?
30:10You can't tell.
30:12If anyone finds out that it's...
30:13That it's Scott?
30:14Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone, but...
30:18Kip.
30:18He can't come out right now, okay?
30:20He really wants to...
30:22It's amazing.
30:23He's amazing.
30:24And I've never been happier.
30:28Honestly.
30:32What's the plan, babe?
30:35I don't...
30:35I don't know.
30:37What does your dad think?
30:40That I'm fucking some married guy, probably.
30:43I kind of wish you were.
30:45Just don't say that.
30:47Please, just...
30:48Please be happy for me.
30:52I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.
30:54I am going to be super well behaved for you.
30:57I only care that you're handsome.
30:58You bitch.
31:02Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too.
31:04Oh, I know.
31:05And he better be ready for me.
31:06Okay.
31:13Hey, Dad.
31:39Oh, my God.
31:40You're not dead.
31:41No, I'm alive.
31:43Well, that is a relief.
31:44I didn't want to have to call them Laura.
31:45You know, I miss you.
31:47I miss you, too, Dad.
31:49All right.
31:49Yeah.
31:50You going to be making an appearance here at some point in the near future?
31:52Yes, I will.
31:55I'm going to come for dinner this week, I promise.
31:57Perfect.
31:58How's work?
32:00Well, work is fine.
32:01You know, Barry's being a pain in my ass, but...
32:03Well, Barry's an asshole.
32:05No, he hurt his foot, so at least it's something new this time.
32:08Yeah, well, Barry's always been an asshole.
32:10Who taught you to talk like that?
32:12You did.
32:12You taught me to talk like that.
32:14That sounds about right.
32:16And, um, nothing in the mail, right?
32:19Kip, if there was something in the mail, I would not have forgotten about it.
32:23I know.
32:23I know.
32:23I just figured I'd check.
32:26Okay.
32:27Don't worry about that.
32:28Okay.
32:29Don't think about that, okay?
32:31It's going to come when it comes.
32:32Look, I'm not going to keep you.
32:33I love you.
32:34All right.
32:35You too, Dad.
32:36You too, Dad.
32:37What?
32:37I love you too, Dad.
32:40There.
32:40I said it.
32:41Oh, my God.
32:41Sorry it's such a struggle.
32:42Okay.
32:43Okay, bye.
32:44Bye-bye.
32:44Bye-bye.
32:44Bye-bye.
32:45Bye-bye.
32:45Bye-bye.
32:46Bye-bye.
32:46Bye-bye.
32:47Bye-bye.
32:47Bye-bye.
32:48Bye-bye.
32:49Bye-bye.
32:50Bye-bye.
32:50Bye-bye.
32:51Bye-bye.
32:51Bye-bye.
32:52Bye-bye.
32:52Bye-bye.
32:53Bye-bye.
32:53Bye-bye.
32:54Bye-bye.
32:54Bye-bye.
32:55Bye-bye.
32:56Bye-bye.
32:57Bye-bye.
32:57Bye-bye.
32:58Bye-bye.
32:58Bye-bye.
32:59Bye-bye.
32:59Bye-bye.
33:00Bye-bye.
33:01Bye-bye.
33:02Bye-bye.
33:03Bye-bye.
33:04Bye-bye.
33:05Bye-bye.
33:06Bye-bye.
33:07Bye-bye.
33:08Bye-bye.
33:09Bye-bye.
33:14I have to say...
33:40Stop it.
33:42Stop what?
33:44He's here.
33:46You need to chill out.
33:50My God.
33:52Can I have some of yours?
33:54Yeah.
33:54Thanks.
33:59Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
34:01I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
34:02Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
34:06What changed?
34:07You mean a nice girl or something?
34:09I think we just found a group as a team.
34:11Excuse me, gentlemen.
34:14I think I spotted an old friend.
34:16I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
34:18You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
34:21Your mom especially.
34:22She would have just been thrilled.
34:25Thanks, Tom.
34:26Thanks.
34:27Excuse me.
34:28Yeah.
34:31Hey.
34:32Okay?
34:33Yeah.
34:33Yeah.
34:34I should be used to it.
34:35I'm Kip, right?
34:44Christopher.
34:45When he's all dressed up.
34:46I'm Elena.
34:47Nice to meet you, Elena.
34:48I'm Scott.
34:49Pleasure.
34:50Scott.
34:51You look beautiful.
34:52You both do.
34:54Oh.
34:54Sorry.
34:56Yeah.
34:56We both clean up pretty well.
35:02Okay.
35:03If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
35:05Yes.
35:06Of course.
35:07Great.
35:07Another beer, Scott?
35:08That'd be lovely.
35:15Are you enjoying the evening?
35:17I am.
35:19Are you?
35:20Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
35:26You touched this perfectly.
35:28Thanks.
35:29And thanks.
35:30I mean, you didn't have to.
35:32I wanted to.
35:36Okay.
35:40Elena knows.
35:42And I'm sorry.
35:43Yeah.
35:44I kind of got that.
35:46It's okay.
35:47She's discreet, right?
35:50Yeah.
35:50Totally.
35:50Totally.
35:51I just...
35:52She kind of figured it out.
35:53I guess I had to tell someone.
35:56It's okay.
35:57Really.
35:58Very.
36:02This is so weird.
36:05Yeah.
36:06You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
36:08Not before you dance with me.
36:10Pardon?
36:11I want to dance.
36:12Elena's a killer.
36:15How could I possibly say no?
36:16So, what are your intentions with my kid?
36:24I'm serious.
36:26He's crazy about you.
36:28I'm crazy about him, too.
36:29I really am.
36:31He's also miserable.
36:33Are you miserable, too?
36:37No.
36:39Wait.
36:41What do you mean?
36:42Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
36:44He's not.
36:45He is.
36:47Eyes on me, handsome.
36:51I'm doing my best.
36:53I...
36:53I love him.
36:54I just can't do better right now.
36:57I...
36:57I've been honest.
36:59I know.
37:00And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
37:05But it's killing him.
37:06I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
37:13I'm really not.
37:14And you seem great.
37:17But he's great, too.
37:22He deserves the best.
37:24He deserves sunshine.
37:38And so do you.
37:39It's my birthday on Sunday.
37:49I know.
37:51I've already got the key to lined up.
37:52Surf and turf.
37:54Because we're not choosing.
37:55You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
37:59It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
38:02Mm-hmm.
38:03A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
38:07It's not even really a party.
38:09It's just hanging out or whatever.
38:11Right.
38:11It's a...
38:13It's a gay bar.
38:14But it's not a club.
38:16It's just a bar.
38:17It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
38:19It's cheap.
38:20And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
38:24As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
38:26I mean, Maria knows.
38:28My friend Sean knows.
38:30They know that you buy smoothies from me.
38:36I can't.
38:39I can't do that.
38:41I wish I could.
38:44I want to.
38:47I want to tell everyone.
38:49I want people to know you're mine.
38:52That I love you.
38:54I love you too.
38:57Soon, maybe.
39:01I mean, in a few years.
39:06I know.
39:07I know how it sounds.
39:09But it'll go by quickly.
39:10I promise.
39:11And then we can be normal.
39:13Like other people.
39:19I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
39:23And I know that they're your family.
39:26And that you feel responsible for them.
39:28And I get that, Scott.
39:29I really, really get that.
39:32But...
39:32I...
39:32I have a family too.
39:36And I keep lying to them.
39:39And I don't want to.
39:42And I miss them.
39:43I miss my dad.
39:47Sorry.
39:48That's not what I meant.
39:49It's okay.
39:50I know what you meant.
39:50I'm going to go home tonight.
39:58I need to.
40:28Thank you for coming.
40:30For those of you who've attended before,
40:32feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
40:36But for those of you who don't know it,
40:39here's the short version.
40:42My parents were both junior hockey coaches,
40:44and they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
40:51Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
40:53Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
41:00I didn't have anybody else to help me.
41:04I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey,
41:07and a huge hole in my heart.
41:11St. Thomas filled it with hope, the hope of a new family.
41:16Things weren't always easy.
41:19You know, they never are for anybody.
41:20But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
41:25First at my high school, then later at college,
41:28and now here with the Admirals.
41:30And I never looked back, because I never had to.
41:37The family I craved, the family that I needed,
41:40that I still need today,
41:43hockey gave it to me.
41:44And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
41:50So from the bottom of my heart,
41:51I want to thank you all for being here tonight,
41:54and for supporting this cause,
41:55because it's not just a scholarship,
41:57it's everything that comes with it.
42:00It's a whole world, a whole life.
42:02It's, uh...
42:03It's everything.
42:06Get up.
42:26Hey, Dad.
42:28Hey, buddy.
42:28The prodigal son returned home.
42:30Look, I got, uh...
42:32some mail here for a certain someone,
42:34and it's pretty heavy.
42:35I don't want to...
42:38Hey.
42:44Hey.
42:46My boy.
42:48Come here.
42:48What's up?
42:50Oh.
42:51Hey.
42:52I'm sorry.
42:53What?
42:54You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
42:57Oh.
43:00Oh.
43:00There you go.
43:04Oh, you got nothing.
43:07Wow.
43:08No, wait.
43:09Here's the pretty funny thing,
43:10and a bull fucker,
43:11I can grasp,
43:12welcome.
43:13Oh.
43:13Oh.
43:13Oh.
43:13Oh.
43:14Oh.
43:14Oh.
43:15Yeah.
43:15Oh.
43:16Oh.
43:16Oh.
43:17Oh.
43:17Oh.
43:18Oh.
43:20Oh.
43:20Oh.
43:20Oh.
43:22Oh, oh.
43:23Oh.
43:24Oh.
43:24Oh.
43:24Oh.
43:25Oh.
43:25Oh.
43:26Oh.
43:26Oh.
43:27Oh.
43:27Oh.
43:28Oh.
43:28Oh.
43:28Hey, good dress, man.
43:46It's a cool metal fucking game.
43:47Yeah, totally.
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